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00:01I am the stone that the builder refused
00:03I am the visual, the inspiration
00:05That made ladies sing the blues
00:07I'm the spark that makes your idea bright
00:09The same spark that lights the dark
00:10So that you can know you're left from your fight
00:12I am the ballad in your box
00:13The bullet in the gun, the inner glow
00:16That let you know to call your brother son
00:17The story that just begun, the promise of what's to come
00:20And I'ma remain a soldier till the war is won
00:23Chop, chop, chop
00:24You flip
00:26Chop, chop, chop
00:27One, two, three
00:28Chop, chop, chop
00:30You flip
00:30Chop, chop, chop
00:53Now let's see here
00:56Riley was
00:58Riley was her
01:01I'm afraid I don't get it
01:02It says Riley was here
01:05No it doesn't
01:07It says Riley was her
01:10How you gonna tell me?
01:12I wrote it
01:13Oh I'm not saying it's not good
01:15I'm just saying you could make it more clear to people that you were here
01:19You're Riley I presume
01:21Uh yeah
01:23Hey Riley
01:24It sure is super to meet you
01:27See there where the here is all scrunched
01:29I ran out of room
01:31Well that's why God gave houses four walls
01:41You see how roughing out the letters first helped us make sure everything fit
01:46Yeah
01:47Now niggas will definitely know I was here
01:50But as an artist
01:51You must ask yourself
01:53Why should they care that I was here?
01:56Well that's all the time we have for today
01:58I hope to see you again real soon
02:11Hey
02:13Who are you?
02:17Come back here
02:21It wasn't me
02:22It says Riley was here
02:25Well maybe it was another Riley
02:27You dropped these pictures
02:30And um
02:31You have paint all over your hands
02:33Riley
02:34Graffiti is a serious crime
02:37Now as the assistant district attorney
02:40I'd have to arrest you and send you to jail
02:42And you wouldn't want that
02:43Would you?
02:45No
02:45Cause I remember when you got arrested that one time
02:48And you was crying
02:49Cause you thought they were gonna rape you
02:50I don't exactly remember it happening like that
02:53Yeah it did
02:54The way you was talking
02:56They was finna wear that ass out
02:58Okay
02:58So we're all agreed that none of us wanted to go to jail
03:02And then there was something about a salad or something?
03:05Yes
03:05Salads
03:06For dinner
03:08They make you eat vegetables every night
03:11And they're not delicious
03:13At all
03:14Uh
03:15Is the cop here for me or Riley?
03:18Your brother got caught spraying graffiti on
03:21Wait
03:21Why would he be here for you?
03:24Uh
03:24No reason
03:26Fine
03:27I knew y'all was gonna find a way to blame me for this
03:30Go ahead
03:30Say hello to the bad guy
03:32But a white man told me to do it
03:35Wait a minute
03:36What white man?
03:36What did he look like?
03:38White?
03:38I just assumed he was in charge
03:41Why?
03:42Cause he was white
03:43And just what did this white man look like?
03:47He had a
03:48Who do I look like?
03:50Snitchy McRat?
03:51I don't talk to police
03:52Boy
03:53You better work your mouth
03:54If you're gonna take me to jail
03:56Then take me to jail
04:01Tell the Robinsons I'll pay for all the damages
04:04I'm very sorry
04:06It won't happen again
04:12Man
04:13What was up with them?
04:14They was tripping
04:15What we got to eat?
04:20Come here
04:21Get your little boat over here
04:23We all know that the images we see
04:25Can elicit strong emotional reactions
04:27But I've always wondered
04:29Can the images we see do more than hurt us emotionally?
04:33Is it possible to see something so bad
04:35That it actually hurts you physically?
04:38In other words
04:39Can too much black television kill you?
04:42You keep it up
04:43I'm gonna give you a
04:44If the idea
04:46That too much black television can kill you
04:49Is absolutely preposterous
04:52I should know
04:53I'm an expert
04:54Can't you tell by my accent?
04:57Actually
04:57In 1999
04:5921 year old
05:01Shakoya Peterson
05:02Died suddenly
05:03In the 13th hour
05:04Of a 24 hour
05:05Parker's Marathon
05:06On UPN
05:09The exact cause of death
05:11Was never determined
05:13Shakoya's family
05:14Settled out of court
05:15For an undisclosed amount of money
05:17UPN admitted
05:18No wrongdoing
05:19I decided
05:20I would watch
05:21Nothing but black people
05:22On TV
05:23For two weeks
05:24To see if I suffered any adverse health effects
05:26I started by getting a full physical
05:28At the health office
05:30Now your blood pressure is fine
05:32Which is
05:33Unusual for black people
05:34And your overall level of health
05:36Is excellent
05:37These were the rules
05:39I was only allowed to watch TV
05:41Featuring a majority of African American performers
05:44Commercials included
05:46Okay
05:47Niggle eyes me
05:50And this is just more proof
05:52The white man made a tragic misjudgment
05:54When he made illegal
05:55To teach niggas to raid and riot
05:57Paint faster
05:59Or what?
05:59What?
06:00You call that art?
06:02Huh?
06:03Ain't no niggas
06:04Ever been good at drawing
06:05Or Michelangelo
06:06Had been black
06:07Jesus would look like
06:09George Jefferson
06:10Keep painting
06:13Okay, we're here
06:15I'll pick you up in an hour
06:18Granddad, I'm sorry
06:19I don't want art lessons
06:21Well, maybe if you learned to draw on paper
06:24You wouldn't be drawing on people's houses
06:25I won't draw again
06:27Ever
06:28I know you won't
06:29I picked a good teacher for you, too
06:32Ooh, boring
06:33And you better not fall asleep
06:35Now get out of here
06:45It's you
06:47Hey, Riley
06:48It sure is super to see you again
06:51Let's get started
06:56And what the heck
06:57Let's have some mountains
06:58And some clouds
07:00Oh, and of course
07:01Some joyful little trees
07:03Right there
07:06Isn't that beautiful?
07:08I love painting trees
07:10What do you like to paint, Riley?
07:13Aside from your own name, of course
07:15I got in trouble because of you
07:17I thought it was your house
07:19It was my mistake
07:21But you'll find I don't really believe in mistakes
07:23I believe in happy accidents
07:26Because you got in trouble
07:28Your granddad hired me
07:30And we are gonna have so much fun
07:35Well, Riley
07:36I certainly don't want to keep you here
07:38If you don't want to
07:39Your granddad wants to make sure
07:41I make you do just one drawing a day
07:44Then you can go
07:46I just gotta draw one thing?
07:49Anything you want
07:51Have fun
07:52Cool
08:05What?
08:06Oh, nothing
08:07You're free to go
08:08What's funny?
08:10Nothing
08:11Nothing at all
08:12I'll call your granddad
08:14And tell him you're walking home
08:15I wasn't really trying
08:17I could do better if I wanted
08:19Oh, I'm sure
08:23Hey
08:24You ain't got to ball it up
08:26And throw it in the trash
08:27You know what?
08:29That's disrespectful
08:30Your mama should have raised you better
08:43I wasn't even really trying
08:51Wait a minute
08:53I forgot why I came in here
08:55That's odd
08:58What are you doing on the computer?
09:00I'm looking up art
09:01I swore I came in here for something
09:15Yeah, throw this away
09:17Hey man, that was good
09:19Yes
09:20But you didn't draw this
09:22Yes I did
09:23I don't think you did
09:25Uh, yeah
09:27Then who drew it?
09:28I did
09:29You got this off my website
09:33Now I bet you can sit down
09:35And draw something even better than this
09:37Let's try
09:39Um, I don't feel like it
09:41Well then just do it real quick
09:43Like before
09:44Oh, I get it
09:46Is that how you get your kicks?
09:48You get little kids to draw stuff
09:49When they ain't even really trying that hard
09:51Just so you can laugh
09:53You sick
10:00Finished?
10:01No, man
10:02Damn, stop sweating me
10:04I mean, can I draw?
10:06Can I put the damn lines on the pages, please?
10:08Please?
10:09You sure can
10:10I'm sorry for interrupting
10:22I think it's time to move to a bigger canvas
10:26Yeah
10:32So, you mean you really gonna go out with me while I tear the house?
10:36I sometimes like to paint murals
10:38I think they're fun
10:40Wow
10:41You pretty cool
10:42So, do you know what you want to paint?
10:46The difference between good artists and great artists
10:49Is not how well they paint
10:51But what they choose to paint
10:54I want to paint Scarface shooting
10:56Like fifteen Colombian drug lords
10:58With bitches
10:59That sounds really violent
11:01I don't like violent things
11:03You should take people by surprise
11:06And do something they wouldn't expect you to do
11:21Hey, Riley
11:22It's great to see you
11:24We'll be painting a mural tonight
11:26So we gotta make sure we have all our equipment
11:29Okay, I see paints
11:32Flashlights
11:33Ooh
11:34And a pair of fast running shoes
11:36For getting away from the police
11:37We're all set
11:39Let's get started
11:47I'm a little nauseous, man
11:49But no serious problems yet
11:54Finish
11:58Oh, no, Riley
11:59You can't sign it
12:01If anyone finds out what we're doing
12:03I won't be able to teach you art anymore
12:05And that'd make me real sad
12:07But how are people gonna know I did it?
12:09An artist who has done his job well
12:11Doesn't need to sign his name
12:18Huh?
12:19Did someone spray graffiti on another house?
12:30It touches my soul
12:33My God
12:35I have to know who did this
12:37It's fantastic
12:39Well, I'm positive
12:40It wasn't the hooligans who spray-painted Robinson's house
12:43This is far too sophisticated
12:46I should know
12:47I'm an expert
12:51Mm-hmm
12:53Oh, if the Lord was here right now
12:55He would want you to take care of yourselves
12:57And give me the money in the basket
12:59So I could take care of myself
13:01Okay, so
13:02Eight days in and
13:03I don't know
13:05I feel okay, I guess
13:07I'm tired
13:09Supposed to be checking my blood pressure
13:11But
13:12Got how to use this thing
13:18I don't trust that art tutor yours
13:21He seems a little strange
13:23I heard he was a Gulf War vet
13:25I don't know
13:26He might be crazy
13:29Hey, did you see that painting on the Franklin's house?
13:32Yeah
13:32What you think?
13:34Nice, right?
13:36Not that I had anything to do with it
13:38Of course you didn't have anything to do with it
13:41Stevie Wonder can see you didn't have anything to do with it
13:47I'm very excited about tonight, Riley
13:49Have you decided on what to paint?
13:52No
13:52Oh, that's okay
13:54You'll know what to paint when the time is right
13:56Tonight
13:57Let's paint a picture of someone you love
14:00Maybe
14:01Someone who's not with us anymore
14:04Oh
14:04You mean like a fallen soldier?
14:06That's exactly what I mean
14:11Now
14:12The great artist shows the viewer something beautiful about himself
14:16That he's never seen before
14:18Or maybe something he'd forgotten
14:20If I keep practicing
14:22Do you think I could sell my art and make like millions of dollars?
14:26Maybe
14:27But you'll never possess anything of greater value than the art you sold
14:32Whatever, nigga
14:33I want to get paid
14:36Are you sure I can't sign this one?
14:38I don't care if I get in trouble
14:40Hmm
14:41I don't think it's a good idea
14:43Oh
14:44What if I use one of my aliases?
14:46That way
14:47They won't know it was me
14:48But nobody else can claim my shit
14:52Yeah, yeah
14:57It's beautiful
14:58Yet
15:00Gangsta
15:01Moves me
15:03Deep within
15:04Is that a signature?
15:06It's many signatures
15:08I can't believe it
15:10How will we ever ascertain the identity of the true artist
15:14So that we may shower him with praise and adoration?
15:18Perhaps the bigger the signature
15:21The more they contributed
15:23No, no
15:24I believe they're in order of importance from top to bottom and right to left
15:27No, no, no, no, no, no, no, wrong, wrong
15:29According to guild rules, each credited artist must have contributed in equal part for the total work
15:36Well, I'd pay a lot of money for a painting like this in my house
15:41I can't believe it, man
15:43How niggas gon' just come by and just sign their name on someone else's shit
15:51All after the fact
15:52Try to steal my shine
15:54Man, that's some old bullshit
15:56Damn
15:57You know, Riley
15:58The moon steals its shine from the sun
16:01And no one ever gets the two confused
16:04Take it as a compliment
16:05Why can't niggas do them?
16:07Huh?
16:08Why niggas got to do me?
16:10Why niggas got to ride me like a rodeo show?
16:15Why can't they shine on their own shit?
16:18Nah, man, I ain't having that
16:21Excuse me
16:23Excuse me
16:24Listen, everybody
16:25I got an announcement to make
16:28Now, I know this is gonna come as a huge surprise to everyone
16:32But
16:34I'm the artist
16:35That's right, people
16:37I know
16:38Amazing, ain't it?
16:40So young
16:41So young
16:54Hey kid, can you get out of the way?
16:56I'm trying to take a picture
16:57I'm serious
16:59I painted this
17:01Stop lying, boy
17:02Stop lying
17:03Everybody knows niggas can't paint
17:06Why you think all the great artists have all been white
17:09And called masters?
17:10Master Van Gogh
17:12Master Picasso
17:13That genius that drawed that comic script with the talking penguin
17:18That master penguin drawer
17:20Boy, come here
17:21Get over here now
17:22What's going on here?
17:24What did you do?
17:25I painted this
17:28You painted this?
17:30Yeah, right
17:31And I suppose Gary Coleman painted the Mona Lisa
17:36Hey, you know what?
17:37I painted it too
17:39Me too
17:40What did I tell you about lying?
17:43Come here
17:44You've been looking at too much television
17:46Stop lying so much
17:47Now that, in my expert opinion, is an aspect
17:51You better start looking at Don't Swim
17:54It's that damn Art Tudor
17:56He's doing it, isn't he?
17:58Well, why can't I paint it the walls?
18:00Why can't I be a talented artist?
18:03Boy, you ain't even a talented band, though
18:07What's good, y'all?
18:08You niggas is making a whole lot of noise
18:11Where you been?
18:13Just, you know, chilling
18:15You know, just doing my little TV watching thing
18:18You know
18:18Doing me
18:20You know when you taking a dookie
18:23And it's a dump that ain't the dookie that you want to take
18:26But it's the dookie that the dookie want to take
18:28It's working you over
18:30Not like how you want it
18:31Yo, move
18:32You blocking the TV, nigga
18:34You the boss
18:35But the dookie doing it where you want it
18:37You know what I'm talking about
18:39And you wish you had a baby wife
18:41For God's sake
18:42Where's the damn baby wife
18:44When you need it
18:45And then your ass just itching all damn day
18:48Hey, don't tell Granddad I left
18:51We got any grape soda
18:53Come on, dude
18:53Nigga, you stupid
18:55When you do
18:55When you do
18:56When you do
18:57Sensing a gruesome battle ahead
18:59Over the injured Ibex
19:01Yo, and it was like
19:03Just like that
19:04The experiment was like over
19:06And I ain't really get sick of nothing
19:13So, you're sure you want to do this
19:15Yes
19:16But I need help
19:19Okay
19:20Let's get started
19:26I wish we had a few more hours
19:30I think you got your point across just fine
19:33Freeze
19:34Run
19:40Go, go
19:41I believe you should buckle your safety belt, Riley
19:53It's the police
19:54I don't really like the police very much
19:57Me neither
19:58Good
19:59Then I'm gonna drive really fast
20:01So we can get away from them
20:03If that's okay with you
20:04Yeah
20:05That's great
20:06Hold on
20:13Hello
20:15Again?
20:17Huh?
20:18Whose house?
20:23I think it's time we lost these guys
20:31Hold on
20:33Yeah
21:03Let's paint a picture
21:04Of someone you love
21:05Maybe
21:06Someone who's not with us anymore
21:22Thanks, man
21:23Thank you, Riley
21:25I had a great time painting with you
21:28You keep on painting
21:29And God bless
21:42It's so beautiful
21:45Thank you, boy
21:49Well, that's it
21:50Out of memory
21:51You can start cleaning it off now
21:53What?
21:54But?
21:55But what?
21:55No buts
21:56Start drawing on paper
21:58And this wouldn't happen
21:59Nobody told you to paint all over my house
22:01Because you want to make a point
22:02This ain't beat strength
22:03I don't think
22:14I think you want you to write
22:30I'd see if you have an impression
22:30Because it's coming with me
22:30No
22:31I mean
22:33You
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