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00:24What's up with me?
00:30I'm sitting right here next to you.
00:31Voice sounds real sexy right now.
00:33Say what?
00:34You want to talk to me later on?
00:35No, I don't want to talk later on, motherfucker.
00:37What the fuck is wrong with you?
00:38What the fuck's so sexy about my voice?
00:40Oh, man, my bad.
00:42I was on the phone.
00:43Oh, great.
00:44You got one of those ridiculous fucking headsets.
00:46Man, I don't know what you be talking about.
00:47Bitches like this shit, man.
00:49They be thinking I'm one of them men's in black or something like that.
00:52You know, they think I got big things going on, you know?
00:54They be wondering where the black limo is at.
00:56All they see is the headpiece.
00:58They assume it's a black limo.
01:00Know what I'm saying?
01:01Hold up, hold up, hold up.
01:03It's the house right here.
01:05Okay, okay, check it out.
01:06Last week, I was in the strip club, right?
01:08I had titties in one hand, titties in the other hand.
01:12I had two hands full of titties.
01:14That's bigger than two scoops of raisins.
01:16I'm still talking to my account at the same time.
01:18What's not to like about that?
01:21Okay, first of all, I don't know when you're talking to me or when you're talking on the goddamn phone.
01:25Second, when people wear those things, they appear to be talking to themselves.
01:28There's a name for people who talk to themselves, Ed.
01:30They call the homeless.
01:32Man, bitches love this Bluetooth shit.
01:34It changed my life.
01:35I don't know what to do with my hands now.
01:36Be that as it may, no technology is worth my dignity.
01:40If talking on a wireless headset mean I got to look like Buck Rogers, then I'm not interested.
01:44Besides, there's a reason why people hold the phone to their head, Ed.
01:47It lets people around you know you're talking on the phone.
01:51So those people know not to waste time talking to you until you're finished,
01:54which you indicate by putting that motherfucker away.
02:03You know, I like the way your booty looks when you're bending over.
02:05I like that a lot.
02:07Very sexy.
02:08I can make it over there later.
02:10Yeah, I'm real ready.
02:12I hate these fucking headsets.
02:15I am the stone that the builder refused.
02:17I am the visual, the inspiration that made ladies sing the blues.
02:21I'm the spark that makes your idea bright.
02:22The same spark that lights the dark so that you can know your left and your right.
02:25I am the ballad in your box, the bullet, in the gun, the inner glow that let you know to
02:30call your brother's son.
02:31The story that just begun, the promise of what's to come.
02:33And I'm a remaining soldier till the war is won.
02:51It was the third house to get robbed in Woodcrest in less than a week.
02:54The police were talking to everyone on our street for clues.
02:57Came from that area over there.
02:59Uh, running.
03:00Well, almost everyone.
03:02Did they gallop still?
03:03He had a gallopy gait to him.
03:06Officer, I'm not finished.
03:07Hello, sir.
03:08I'm Officer Calloway.
03:09I'm here to...
03:10I didn't see nothing.
03:11I don't know nothing.
03:11Right.
03:12Cheers.
03:13Grandavs really didn't know anything about the break-ins.
03:16But his unwillingness to talk with the police is a common trait with black people.
03:22It's no secret that black people are culturally inclined against snitching.
03:26Hey, I ain't seen nothing.
03:28Hell no!
03:30Man, fuck your mama.
03:32But recently, what was once an unwritten rule about snitching has become a full-blown stop-snitching
03:37movement, complete with merchandising.
03:40Take the murder of 19-year-old Jermaine Lojack Walker, who was shot during a street basketball
03:45tournament in the middle of a summer afternoon in front of at least 300 eyewitnesses.
03:50Nobody even called the cops.
03:51They all just went home.
03:53But despite the cultural stigma against it, a whopping 1 in 12 black men in poor neighborhoods
03:58is an active informant.
03:59You damn right, Mr. Police, man.
04:01I saw the whole thing.
04:03That means every party, every cookout, every wedding, probably has someone secretly working
04:15as an informant.
04:17Where I live, snitching is more like a recreational hobby.
04:20They even have a club for snitches.
04:22It's called the Neighborhood Watch.
04:25No snitching!
04:26Hold it right there, boy.
04:28Woodcrest Neighborhood Watch.
04:30Now, where was you at 11 o'clock last night, huh?
04:32Huh?
04:33Come on, now.
04:34Don't lie to me, nigga.
04:34Nigga, I was in bed.
04:35No, you wasn't.
04:36I seen you with my own eye.
04:38You was robbing white people's houses, wasn't you?
04:41And, oh, look at them wheels.
04:42They'll all say when the bicycle stops, the wheels supposed to stop.
04:46You need a special payment for wheels like that.
04:49Oh, come back here.
04:50I'm calling the police.
04:51Stop!
04:54How long will we wait on the police to protect us?
04:58Can we break into the army?
04:59This is a tragedy.
05:01The white man ain't never done nothing to nobody, and he don't deserve this.
05:06Wait, everyone, please, order.
05:08When will the white people fall down?
05:10This is our fault.
05:11We've let the predators think we're weak.
05:13Has the Department of Homeland Security ruled out terrorism?
05:17They were them Freeman boys.
05:19I'm telling you, you can't trust them new niggas.
05:23Yeah, I said it.
05:24Now, Ruckus, that's crazy.
05:25If they're so innocent, why won't they talk to the police?
05:29What did he say?
05:30Yeah, why?
05:30Why wouldn't he?
05:31Doesn't sound like innocent behavior to me.
05:34Why wouldn't they want to talk to the police?
05:35I love talking to the police.
05:38We're going to go check them out.
05:39If the cops won't make them talk, I'll make them talk.
05:42Mrs. Von Housen, the Neighborhood Watch is not a law enforcement agency.
05:48No interrogations.
05:50Now, if you visit the Freemans and ask them to join the Neighborhood Watch, that would be great.
05:54And let's all of us reach out to all our other neighbors to help us keep an eye out.
05:59Okay?
06:00Well, that's just sensible.
06:02The black man's right.
06:03Really?
06:04We're going to reach out a little bit.
06:05Come on, people.
06:06Come on.
06:14What the hell do y'all want?
06:15Well, ask the question around here, Robert.
06:18Ask the question, Ms. Von Housen.
06:19I don't have time for this crap.
06:21Get out of the way, old white woman.
06:22Mr. Freemans, we're from the Woodcrest Neighborhood Watch.
06:25As you know, we've had some home invasions recently.
06:28We were concerned to hear that you refused to talk to the police.
06:32I didn't see nothing.
06:33You tell them, Granddad.
06:34No snitching.
06:35You've also refused our previous invitations to join the Neighborhood Watch, but we could
06:40use your support.
06:42Our motto is, Neighbors Watching Neighbors.
06:46Oh, I'm watching all right.
06:48I'm watching this neighborhood become a bunch of damn tattertales.
06:51Good one, Granddad.
06:53You're killing him.
06:54Property was stolen, Mr. Freeman.
06:57The sanctity of our community was violated.
07:00Tough kitty.
07:01I ain't got time for this bullshit.
07:03Boy, I'll be back tonight.
07:03Move the hell out of my robber.
07:05Did you just touch a white woman?
07:08I already touched you, Miss Van Howard, and we'll make sure you get derelized late.
07:13Whoa, whoa, whoa.
07:14You're all gonna touch Miss Van Howard.
07:16Stop, snitching.
07:27Hey, boy.
07:30Go to bed soon.
07:32Good night, Granddad.
07:46If you had a headset like mine, you could put it on the phone right now.
07:50Nah, baby, I'm still here.
07:52Ah!
07:54Oh, shit!
07:56What was that?
07:57Come on!
08:00Word down to Jim that he done wore the same pair of drawers for the last three days.
08:03Did you know that?
08:04Power tape, right?
08:05I was like, nigga.
08:07Shh!
08:07Then he go and lift weights.
08:08What you say, what you say, Miss Van Howard?
08:10Shit, he just hatin'.
08:12See, I ain't even tell Janet anything about what you told me.
08:15Will you get off that fucking phone?
08:17Fuck him down, Miss Van Howard!
08:20We're takin' five!
08:21Run!
08:22Ah!
08:23Get them, Negroes, Miss Van Howard!
08:25Yeah, nah, nah, nah, stay here, yo.
08:27Can I still come on?
08:28Come on!
08:29You want some of this?
08:30Come on!
08:30Power of a white bone!
08:31Get them, Miss Van Howard!
08:33That's the way!
08:34Bring me, Miss Van Howard, and wait!
08:35Let me have a piece of that!
08:37Come on, now!
08:38Fuck them down!
08:39Riley!
08:41Hey, Riley, look, man.
08:42I need something that happened.
08:42Niggas are shootin', man.
08:43What?
08:43Niggas are shootin'?
08:44Hey!
08:45This the car that got pipped up back?
08:46Jimmy!
08:47Say, motherfucker, you on the phone, you talkin' to me.
08:49I'm talkin' to Riley.
08:51Hey, y'all see the new rims I got on my bike?
08:53This thing has a push-button starter like a race car.
08:57So you wouldn't even need a key.
08:59I know y'all niggas not tryin' to jack Dorothy.
09:02Whoa, whoa!
09:03What y'all doin'?
09:04Oh, we just gonna borrow the car for a little while.
09:05Don't worry about it.
09:06You know, we bring it right back.
09:07We bring it right back, bro.
09:08Whoa, whoa, wait.
09:09Hold up.
09:10Y'all can't take my grandass car.
09:12Stop, man.
09:13You can't take the car.
09:14Sing my songs back home.
09:17Whoa, this is nice.
09:23Oh, no!
09:24What's that about?
09:26What's that about?
09:27I've been lucky, man, and me.
09:28You need to get the car.
09:29Huh?
09:30Oh, sweet Jesus.
09:34They stole Dorothy, Lordy.
09:37He saw it.
09:38He saw everything.
09:40Rowdy, who did this?
09:43Damn it, hurry up, boy.
09:44Tell us who did it.
09:45Now, you gonna tell me who stole my car, or I'm gonna get my belt, or a two-by-four
09:48and
09:48go upside your head.
09:55Tell me who stole my car.
09:57Nobody stole my car.
09:58I paid for my car.
10:00But what would my niggas think of me if I snitch?
10:02Wait a minute.
10:02What niggas?
10:03Hey, I got niggas.
10:04Where?
10:05In the street.
10:06What streets?
10:07I ain't asking no more.
10:08Come here.
10:08Mm-mm, I can't do it, Grandad.
10:10I can't talk to the po-po.
10:11Tell Grandad.
10:12He's not the police.
10:14That's right.
10:15You can tell me.
10:16You promise not to tell?
10:18I promise.
10:19I swear on your life.
10:21You lying.
10:22That's messed up, Grandad.
10:23Tell me, boy.
10:24Tell me who stole my car.
10:25How am I gonna get my butter beans?
10:27Hey!
10:27Give me a little more time.
10:28I'll get out of them.
10:29The officers have orders to take you both in for questioning.
10:32I'm sorry.
10:33Both of us?
10:33I'm afraid so.
10:35Don't snitch, Grandad.
10:36They don't know nothing unless you tell them.
10:40Damn it!
10:40Damn it!
10:42Damn it!
10:42Sir, please release the child.
10:43Release the child, sir.
10:45Ironically, despite the hip-hop community being the driving force behind the Stop Snitching
10:49movement, rappers tend to snitch on themselves a lot.
10:52In 2000, rapper Gangsta Licious reportedly assaulted record executive Johnny Guinness with a tennis
10:58racket and a bottle of Hennessy on the set of a music video.
11:01Guinness refused to cooperate with authorities, but the next day, Gangsta Licious made an appearance
11:07on MTV's TRF.
11:08Hold up, hold up.
11:09Uh, uh.
11:10Dr. B. Dr. B. Uh.
11:12Gangsta Licious reminds me of two fishes.
11:14Eat MCs all day.
11:15Mmm, delicious.
11:16My whole group in this.
11:18No doubt we gonna win this.
11:19Smack up your moms like I smacked Johnny Guinness.
11:21Dwayne Klein yesterday.
11:23I don't care what they say.
11:24Suckers really shouldn't play.
11:25I hear them with the Hennessy.
11:31Back at the neighborhood watch, Tom was facing an all-out revolt.
11:35Please, people.
11:36Riley Freeman will talk, I assure you.
11:39I say it's time we officially militarized the neighborhood watch.
11:44No!
11:44That makes sense.
11:45No!
11:46Everyone calm down.
11:48I promise you Riley will talk soon.
11:50Do you even have a permit for that gun?
11:52Maybe I don't.
11:53Come and pry it from my cold, dead hands.
11:57Faggot boy.
11:58Yeah!
11:59That's what I'm talking about!
12:00Hold on!
12:01Police knew Granddad wasn't robbing the houses.
12:04What they didn't know was that he, like Riley, was withholding information.
12:16Now listen here, you little bitch.
12:18I'm gonna ask you some real simple questions and I want some real simple answers.
12:23Now you pulled into the garage and went into the house at 9.15?
12:26Yes, I believe.
12:28If I'm not mistaken, it was 9.15.
12:31So you pulled into the garage and went into the house at 9.15?
12:36Yeah.
12:389.
12:38Yes.
12:39I looked at my watch and yes.
12:41Mm-hmm.
12:41Mm-hmm.
12:429.15.
12:43So you're telling me definitely that you pulled into the garage and went into the house
12:46at 8.15?
12:49Yes.
12:50That's...
12:50I believe it was 8.15.
12:52Definitely.
12:54Now you see something?
12:56You know you don't fuck up, right?
12:57No!
12:58I said no!
13:01I said I pulled into the garage at...
13:04No, no, no.
13:04You know you don't fuck up, right?
13:06No!
13:07I said...
13:08Wait a minute!
13:09I told you I put into the garage at 9.15.
13:10But without Riley talking, the cops had nothing.
13:13And Riley wasn't talking.
13:15I know y'all seen niggas with spinning rims, right?
13:18But check it, check it, check it.
13:19I'm saying on the bike, though.
13:21And then like when I pop a Willie, know what I mean?
13:23And that front wheel be up off the ground and keep spinning.
13:27Woo hoo, boy.
13:28Man, niggas.
13:29Somebody get me out of here.
13:31They just mad cause I'm out of here.
13:33Before I shoot this fucking kid.
13:36One problem black people have with snitching is that the police don't necessarily protect those that come forward.
13:42Take the case of Bernard Jefferson who helped the police shut down a local crack house.
13:46Hey, you did the right thing.
13:47So, um, do you think I might need some protection or something?
13:50Yeah, that's more the feds thing.
13:52Uh, you'll be fine.
13:53You see anything weird, you just give us a call, alright, buddy?
13:57Okay.
13:58Hey Bernard!
13:59You snitch ass motherfucker!
14:03Shut the fuck up!
14:06Bernard lived, but when he refused to identify the man who shot him,
14:09he was charged with conspiracy and sentenced to a month in jail.
14:14Can't believe this little young kid's like this damn man.
14:17Boy, get upstairs and go to your room.
14:18I'm gonna take me a nap, gonna drink me a Red Bull,
14:21then I'm gonna wake up and beat you till you decide to talk.
14:24I did everything I could, but if Riley doesn't talk, they're both gonna be charged tomorrow.
14:33What the hell is wrong with you?
14:34This ain't a movie, Riley.
14:36You and Granddad about to go to jail.
14:38I can't snitch.
14:39This person stole from your family.
14:41I tried to stop him.
14:43Yeah.
14:43Hey.
14:47May I sit down over there next to Riley?
14:52What are you guys talking about?
14:55Are you talking about who's doing the break-ins?
14:58If you know, you can tell me.
15:01I won't tell anybody.
15:03Jasmine, are you wearing a wire?
15:05Cold Blue!
15:06Cold Blue!
15:07Cold Blue!
15:08What the hell is this?
15:09A snitchathon?
15:10Man, there's snitches everywhere.
15:12They under the bed, too?
15:13How about the closet?
15:18Hey there, boys.
15:21Ooh, this is uncomfortable.
15:26See, I'm what they call techno savvy.
15:29I fucks with the future.
15:30Yeah, the problem is we don't live in the future, Ed.
15:33We live in the present.
15:34And in the present, that shit looks ridiculous.
15:36It's not a cybernetic ear.
15:37It's a fucking cell phone headset.
15:38The only thing you're gonna do with it is call a bitch.
15:40And unless the bitch is a Martian, there ain't no explanation for the shit to look that damn high-tech.
15:44Have you seen that shit in the mirror?
15:46You look like you're going to a fucking comic book convention.
15:48This the house?
15:49Yeah, man, this the house.
15:52Hold up, hold up.
15:53I'm getting a call.
15:55Yeah.
15:55What's good, baby?
15:57Ed.
15:58Ain't that one of your grandfather's alarm system?
16:00Nah.
16:01Nigga, you sure?
16:02It says once-less security.
16:03No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
16:04I ain't see no naked pictures, girl.
16:06Send them to my sidekick.
16:08Damn it, Ed.
16:08Get off that fucking phone.
16:09I think we in the...
16:12Who's there?
16:13Huh?
16:15Wrong house.
16:18Yeah, yeah, I'm still here.
16:20Motherfucker done shot me.
16:23I don't get it.
16:24You guys got elephant dollars.
16:25Why you dumbass robbing people?
16:26Cuz I'm an American.
16:28Shit.
16:29It's the American way, man.
16:30Shit.
16:30Who the fuck was you raising, third world country?
16:33See, as I broke it down to Ed, Pops, if people don't have a need, then there won't be no
16:36demand.
16:37So we out here creating the demand, you know what I'm saying?
16:39Turns out Ed and Rummy were breaking into homes as a way to stimulate sales for once-less security service,
16:44which was owned by Ed's grandfather.
16:47The irony is Granddad had already signed up for once-less security, and to add insult to injury, it didn't
16:53even work.
16:53If we're not, y'all get it right next time.
16:56You know the cost of bullets are going up.
16:58Sure you're right.
16:59Hey, thanks for being so cool about this, Pops.
17:02You alright with me?
17:03Anyway, Granddad got his car back and that was that.
17:06Oh, come on.
17:09It was a misunderstanding.
17:10Hey, Ed, give your granddaddy my best.
17:17They did it!
17:18Cheers!
17:22There's no way.
17:24Them ain't no Negroes, it couldn't be them.
17:26What the fuck you're all looking at?
17:28No charges will file.
17:30No, baby, I'm not talking to you.
17:42My bike!
17:49Someone stole my bike!
17:50Yo, Raleigh!
17:52Spin it, baby!
17:55Eddie Rummy just stole my bike!
17:58Yeah, yeah, cause I can't stand it.
18:02Stole my dead bike.
18:03Ay, come back!
18:06What's that, boy?
18:09Where's your bike?
18:15I hope you got some insurance on those spinners!
18:18Whee!
18:20Thank you for not snitching!
18:23You stupid motherfucker!
18:49What's a plan!
18:53What are you doing?
19:00I hope you got some service.
19:00I am my friend.
19:03You have a prank!
19:03I have a prank on my phone!
19:04You can keep your mistake.
19:04You have a prank on your phone!
19:05You can keep your fault!
19:05You
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