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00:02Now, if y'all was paying attention to last season, y'all know what a nigga moment is.
00:06A nigga moment is when the mind of a perfectly lied to black man is overwhelmed by some stupid nigga
00:11shit.
00:12Like when a nigga steps up on your sneaker and fucks up your kicks, or hits a car or some
00:16shit.
00:16And a nigga get mad like it's your fault like you fucked up.
00:19So his ignorance makes you act crazy.
00:21And the next thing you know, niggas is beefing, shooting, fighting, and somebody ends up dead.
00:31But, yo, not even death can stop a nigga moment.
00:41He was the maddest motherfucker the hell I'd ever seen.
00:46I'm a motherfucking snake cleaner.
00:49I'll let you, boy.
00:50I'll give money.
00:51He trained like a beast.
00:54Don't know how to kick me out of here, bitch.
00:56I'm having the time of my life.
00:58He was so mad.
00:59He even called me the devil himself, huh?
01:03The dead nigga!
01:04This is how you break your foot off in a motherfuckin' fast.
01:09YAH!
01:09YAH!
01:10YAH!
01:11YAH!
01:12You poor-headed devil-bump to try to storm on a nigga, huh?
01:17And you just got a two-piece combo than a pistol, huh?
01:21I got three-stick-dungents!
01:23I got three-stick-dungents!
01:30I got three-stick-dungents!
01:31You just got three-stick-dungents!
01:31I got three-stick-dungents!
01:32I just got three-stick-dungents!
01:33Stink-dungents!
01:33Your heart of darkness has earned you a trip back.
01:37You have my blessings to exact vengeance on the Freeman family, and to spread ignorance
01:42and chaos in the black community.
01:45They will be no match for you
01:49Ha ha ha ha ha ha
01:50Ah!
01:51That ain't shit
01:53I'm gonna get you remand
01:57I am the stone that the builder refused
02:00I am the visual, the inspiration
02:01That made ladies sing the blues
02:03I'm the spark that makes your idea bright
02:05The same spark that lights the dark
02:06So that you can know you're left and you're right
02:08I am the ballad in your box
02:09The bullet in the gun, the inner glow
02:11That let you know to call your brother's son
02:13The story that just begun
02:14The promise of what's to come
02:15And I'm a remaining soldier
02:17Till the war is won
02:36Wow, so she's on my friend's list?
02:39Yep, she your very first cyber friend
02:41And you're her three million
02:43Yeah, boy, I love technology
02:46My granddad recently discovered online dating
02:49You should post more pics
02:50Holes love pictures, granddad
02:52I'm starting to feel like Shamar Moore up in here
02:55Woo!
02:55Boy, let's get some music on
02:57Turn on the MyPod and let's get on the iSpace
03:03Hey, what's your outfit you want next, granddad?
03:06The leather vest
03:06The one with the rhinestones
03:10Granddad, I
03:12I can come back
03:14Boy, get over here and take this picture
03:17Now what's wrong with you?
03:18Why the long face?
03:19I had a bad dream about
03:21Talk and shoot at the same time, boy
03:23Granddad, you want beat it or thriller?
03:25Mmm, that's a tough one
03:27Take them back and go get my purple speedo
03:29Purple speedo?
03:31That's good
03:31Alright, boy, so you had a bad dream
03:33It was a really bad dream about
03:35I don't see the purple one
03:36Did you check the speedo drawer?
03:38Go ahead, boy
03:39Bad dream and
03:41It was about stink meaner
03:42Leopard print's all I could find
03:43Oh, man
03:48Damn, these things are tight
03:49What about stink meaner?
03:50He was in hell
03:51And he was coming back to get us
03:53Stink meaner?
03:53Don't be crazy
03:54Stink meaner
03:54You mean that old man the granddad killed for no reason?
03:57No reason?
03:57That man was a psycho
03:58He almost killed your granddaddy
04:00He was blind
04:01You killed a blind old man
04:02Colonel, stink meaner was a menace
04:04And I sent him to hell where he belongs
04:07Yeah
04:08Granddad real tough with the handicap
04:09He probably gonna beat up some retarded kids next
04:12Yeah, this retarded man gonna whip your little ass
04:13That's what he's gonna do
04:15Wait
04:16You know what I meant
04:17What were we talking about?
04:19Oh, yeah, your dream
04:20Look, boy
04:22Stink meaner ain't coming back
04:23He can't hurt you
04:24Or me
04:25Or any of us
04:25Okay?
04:27Now let's get one more picture
04:33Some people are scared of zombies or vampires
04:36But the thing that scare black people the most
04:38Are niggas
04:39Are niggas and niggamon
04:40Tom Dubois was as far from a nigga as a black man could be
04:47But Stink meaner knew that every black man's spirit is weakened during a niggamon
04:51And we'll starve them into nothing
04:53What the?
04:55Oh, come on, you nincompoop
04:58You can't do that
05:00Hey, come on
05:01Nigga moments can happen to any black man at any time
05:04Hey, that was my space
05:07I had my blinker on and everything
05:09Fuck you punk-ass, bougie-ass, hook-ass, nigga
05:11I beat your motherfuckers a diddy-ass, nigga
05:13They'll never in your life ever try to holler at me, nigga
05:15Fuck with me, nigga
05:16I'll be done pop the trunk on your bitch-ass, nigga
05:18Get my motherfuckin' oozy, nigga
05:24What did you say, nigga?
05:26You know what, motherfuckers?
05:28Eat a dick, nigga
05:28I'm tired as much
05:34Oh, yeah, look at you
05:36You was popping all that good shit a second ago
05:38Then you got kicked in your chest
05:41You eat a dick, nigga
05:42You eat a dick
05:47Oh, my God
05:48Sir, are you okay?
05:50Who did this to you?
05:52What did he look like?
05:53Did anyone see who accosted this man?
05:57I got a date?
05:58I can't believe it
05:59Of course you got a date, Grandad
06:00Everything on your page is a lie
06:02No, it is not
06:04Grandad, you don't skydive
06:05You're not Brazilian
06:06And you never was a member of G-Unit
06:09Man, you're damn business
06:10And she's probably a man
06:11Shut up
06:14So, Mrs. Wong
06:16There you were
06:17Not contractually, Mr. Pescanelli
06:19Beating him senseless with a nine-on
06:21Stealing his wallet
06:22And driving his car
06:24Into the hosiery section of the J.C. Penney
06:26Correct
06:27I have no further questions
06:31Now, Mrs. Wong
06:32Let me ask you a question
06:36What's good, Nika?
06:39Oh, my God
06:41Excuse me, Mr. Dubois
06:44Well, I said, um
06:48Dubois's really good
06:50Is there something really good
06:52You'd like to share with the court, Mr. Dubois?
06:55Fuck your court, Nika
06:58Mr. Dubois
07:00Fuck your court, Nika
07:02Fuck your court
07:07Lady Liberty's got balls
07:24Meanwhile, I couldn't shake the feeling that an evil force was gathering
07:32I must be crazy
07:33Nah
07:34You ain't crazy
07:36Stink Mina's coming back
07:38But Stink Mina died
07:39What you gonna tell me?
07:40Ghosts don't exist?
07:41Then what the fuck do I look like to?
07:42Ghostface killer isn't even dead
07:44Yeah, you say what you want
07:45That old crazy, goofy-looking motherfucker is coming back
07:47Your granddad's nigga moment ain't dead yet
07:49But what am I supposed to do?
07:51If death can't stop Stink Mina, what can?
07:53Think about it
07:55Peace
08:11Look, granddad, I'm really worried about-
08:13Watch it, boy, don't step on my roses
08:15Then why are you putting them on the floor?
08:17But anyway, I know this is gonna sound crazy, but I really think Stink Mina is-
08:21Oh, hush, boy, I ain't got time for that
08:23Now it's date night and you know the rules
08:25And you get in that room
08:26And I don't care if you hear scream
08:27And feel the house shake like an earthquake
08:29You don't leave
08:30Now get
08:38Honey, I'm home
08:39Hey, honey
08:43Oh, yeah
08:44I think I wanna have sexual relations
08:47Tom, what's gotten into you?
08:50Same thing that's about to get into you
08:52Oh, Tom
08:54Oh, yeah
08:55I'm gonna make you do what I do
09:20Well, I'm in the studio with Snoop, Doggy Dog, and The Pound tonight
09:26And shades of rose
09:30But how about, uh, tomorrow keep the pad
09:33Semi-colon right to rip us
09:35Mm-hmm
09:36Oh!
09:38What the?
09:40Who's out there?
09:41Boys!
09:42Boys, help me!
09:44I'm there!
09:45What the?
09:45Oh, yeah, no!
09:47Oh, yeah, no!
09:48Oh, yeah, no!
09:48Oh, yeah, no!
09:48Oh, yeah, no!
09:49Oh, yeah, no!
09:49Oh, yeah, no!
09:50Oh, yeah, no!
09:50Oh, yeah, no!
09:57Oh, yeah, no!
10:00Oh, yeah, no!
10:01Oh, yeah, no!
10:02Oh, yeah, no!
10:02Oh, yeah, no!
10:02What the hell?
10:03Tom!
10:04What's going on?
10:06Tom!
10:06Don't wait!
10:07I'm gonna call the police!
10:09Did you hear that?
10:10Man, I can't hear nothing over Granddad's gay-ass music
10:14Look out!
10:15New message!
10:16Oh, man, it's an old dude with his shirt off!
10:20That's Granddad!
10:21Oh, he in the bathroom!
10:23Probably just ran out of toilet paper again!
10:25I ain't getting it for him neither!
10:27Nope!
10:28Why would he send a message from...
10:29Hey!
10:31What the hell?!
10:32Tom!
10:34What's going on?!
10:36Come on!
10:37Oh, my goodness!
10:37The man is crazy!
10:38Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
10:39Oh, you running!
10:40What's going on here?!
10:41Oh, help me, son!
10:42Help me!
10:42Come on!
10:43Oh, my goodness!
10:44Some black people are crazy!
10:45Oh, yeah!
10:45Here comes the man!
10:47Oh!
10:48Oh!
10:50Goodness!
10:51Great your delight!
10:52Tom!
10:53What's wrong with you?
10:54You on that stuff?
10:55Step out of the top?
10:57Cocaine's a hell of a drug!
10:57You don't remember me?!
10:59You don't remember my name?!
11:03What's my name, nigga?!
11:07I ain't my name!
11:08My mama didn't name me R!
11:10What's my name, nigga?!
11:11What's my name?!
11:12Stinkmeanor!
11:14Ding, ding, ding, ding!
11:15That's right, nigga!
11:16Mr. Dubois!
11:17I don't know how you got here, Stinkmeanor,
11:19but you're going back to hell!
11:21Oh, yeah!
11:22I'm going back,
11:23and I'm taking y'all with me
11:25in the first-class cabin
11:26on the Ask Whippin' Express!
11:27ALL ABOARD!
11:29WHOOP WHOOP!
11:32Now this is war!
11:33There'd be somebody playing with him!
11:34You ain't too eager to get that ass whooped!
11:37Uh-huh!
11:38I'm ready!
11:39I'm breaking off!
11:41I'm breaking off!
11:44I'm breaking them!
11:45I'm breaking them!
11:46I'm breaking them!
11:46I'm breaking them!
11:51I'm breaking them!
11:54Y'all heard of me, I don't care if I'm going
11:56Come from a nipple, cross the forest
11:58To direct me and Wallace to end the line
12:00I'm a cracker, I'm a cracker
12:02I said I don't know what I'm saying
12:04I'm a cracker, I'm a cracker, I'm a cracker
12:08I'm a cracker, I'm a cracker
12:09I'm a cracker, I'm a cracker
12:10I'm a cracker, I'm a cracker
12:10I'm a cracker, I'm a cracker
12:14Alright, here we go
12:17Is that all you got?
12:20Get a bar, get your bars up
12:22Nyoko
12:26One
12:33I'll get you there
12:34Get off me, bitch ass
12:36I got the lamp
12:37I got the lamp
12:39Damn it boy
12:42You know I'm a that lamp cost
12:44I'm a kill you
12:45You beat me in a park a lot, huh
12:50I want my papa's face
12:51But not the geisha
12:53It's a collectible
12:58That's what you get
13:01Motherfucker
13:02Put you in my stomach
13:08Why we gotta put the nigga in my bed?
13:11What the hell got into Tom?
13:13He's possessed by the ghost of stink weiner
13:15Remember the dream I had?
13:17Boy, don't nobody listen to you
13:18My bed ain't the only bed up in here
13:20Should we take him to the doctor?
13:21What if he pees in the bed?
13:23Or vomits?
13:24Or shoots a douche?
13:26Oh, lolly lord, my date
13:28Grandad, Tom is possessed by an evil spirit
13:32And just tried to kill us
13:34Lives are at stake
13:38Coming
13:48Well hello cutie pie
13:54Well hello
14:01Sorry about earlier, I was rushing and
14:04I think men who are comfortable with their bodies are very sexy
14:09Especially men with big round bellies
14:13Really?
14:15And I like to cook
14:17Mostly pork
14:18I like to clean too
14:20Wow
14:21You're not a man, are you?
14:24No
14:29Robert Freeman
14:31Darling, all the women of my culture
14:36Who is that?
14:38I don't hear anything
14:39You hear me, Robert?
14:42I know you hear me
14:43Hey, this bitch
14:43I will not be applauded
14:44I'm not up here
14:45I'm not up here
14:46I'm not up here
14:47Worry about his date
14:48Get off me
14:50You got a date, Robert?
14:52Did you tell her?
14:53That you got two sets of genitals?
14:55A vagina and a poochie?
14:58Oh, that's a conjunction
15:00What is going on?
15:02Oh, that's just a television
15:04Boys, turn the television down
15:10My friends warned me that there were weirdos on my space
15:13Wait, no
15:14That's just a TV
15:16It's not the fact that you obviously have a man possessed by an evil spirit strapped to a bed upstairs
15:22It's not?
15:23No
15:24It's the fact that you lied about it
15:26Huh?
15:32You've reached the national headquarters of the Catholic Church
15:35No one is available to take your call
15:37If you're allowed to report sexual abuse
15:39Damn, there's got to be somebody we can call for an exorcism
15:42You is a bitch
15:56May white God bless you, Robert
15:58I came as fast as I could
16:01So this is the plan
16:02Uncle Ruckus
16:03Let's get this party started
16:06Yeah, yeah, yeah
16:07You got bad credit, Robert
16:09Removing an evil nigger spirit from a negro is as hard as removing a stink from a hunk of shit
16:15We must use these tools that the great God has given us to fight niggers
16:19A whip
16:20A noose
16:21A knife's dick
16:22A brand and iron
16:23These things strike fear into a nigger's heart
16:27A job application
16:28Avoid conversation with the nigger
16:31The nigger will lie
16:33The nigger will make excuses
16:35He will use words he don't really know
16:37If he gets really desperate, he may start to rap or dance
16:41You all testicles
16:45And no shaft
16:46Oh, yeah
16:47What happened to your shaft, Robert?
16:53Who in the hell are you?
16:54Nigger, my name is Reverend Father Uncle Ruckus
16:58No relation
16:59In the name of white Jesus and all great white men who have come thereafter
17:04I command our black nigger soul back to the depths of hell
17:11Is that all you got, nigger?
17:13Oh, no, nigger
17:14That's just the tip of this ice, buddy
17:17Breathe, nigger
17:19Breathe
17:25Now, Robert, now
17:26Just hit him with anything
17:28Come on
17:29Everybody join in
17:30Use your power for hand
17:32Let's whoop this nigger's ass
17:34Repeat after me the holy phrase
17:36Nigger
17:36Nigger, get your black ass out of here
17:39Nigger, get your black ass out of here
17:43Nigger, get your black ass out of here
17:46Nigger, get your black ass out of here
17:50Nigger, get your black ass out of here
17:53Nigger, get your black ass out of here
17:54Nigger, get your black ass out of here
17:57Nigger, get your black ass out of here
18:00Nigger, get your black ass out of here
18:04Nigger, get your black ass out of here
18:06Nigger, get your black ass out of here
18:06Nigger, get your black ass out of here
18:08Your mother's in shit!
18:11Several hours later, the exorcism of Tom DuBois
18:14had made no recognizable progress.
18:17Is the nigga still in him?
18:18As long as he's black and bred, he's got nigga in him.
18:25What the fuck is wrong with you, Huey?
18:26You retarded or some shit?
18:28You gonna beat the man's brains in?
18:29And what you gonna say to the cops?
18:31Sorry, officer.
18:31We killed the nigga because he had an evil spirit?
18:34Ghost, it's late.
18:34Hey, can you just tell me what I'm supposed to do
18:36so I can go to bed?
18:37I can't believe you haven't figured this shit out, Che.
18:40Peace.
18:42You got imaginary friends?
18:44Peace.
18:45Peace.
18:48Stink me, you hate black people, don't you?
18:50I sure do.
18:51I mean, I hate everyone in general,
18:54but black people especially.
18:56And, and Ruckus, you hate black people too.
18:58I wouldn't exactly call them people,
19:00but yeah, yeah, I have a deep, deep taste for Negroes.
19:03Right, right.
19:04And stink, Mina, I beg you hate rap music.
19:06If you can call that old stinky booty gorilla noise music.
19:10Stinky booty.
19:12I must say that's a brilliant observation, Mina.
19:15I have forgotten a nigga moment cannot be resolved through violence,
19:18but where there's harmony and peace.
19:21What?
19:22What's happening?
19:23No, you tricked me.
19:27A nigga moment cannot exist.
19:31No, you tricked me.
19:34I want to get you invisibly, Robert.
19:36May you hear me now?
19:41No.
19:42Oh.
19:52Hey, guys.
19:54What are you doing here?
19:56There.
19:57Another nigga successfully exercised and or beaten.
20:01I'll send you an invoice, Robert.
20:03If this is not, you're going to fix my damn house.
20:05You're going to have another demon.
20:06It's going to be my foot up your ass.
20:09Why am I in Riley's bed?
20:11You know, that's a real good question.
20:14Why are you in my bed?
20:15All the beds in this house and I got the possessed nigga in my bed.
20:19Ain't this a bitch?
20:20Some old bullshit.
20:21All the beds in this house and I got the
20:51The Beings of the Birds starring in my bed.
20:54Won't takeici.
20:56Don't takeici Island.
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