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First broadcast 21st October 1986.
Ray Brooks - Robby Box
Sharon Duce - Jan Oliver
Pamela Cundell - Vi Box
James Ottaway - Tommy
Lisa Geoghan - Debby Oliver
Stephen Tate - Dick Mayer
Juliet Hammond - Emma
Dominic Guard - Simon
Donald Pickering - Lord Bruton
Frank Mills - Gil Roach
Kenneth Waller - Ferret
Roger Booth - Mr. Rye
Sarah Webb - Tina
Eric Francis - Stan
Bernard Brown - Haskell
Geoffrey Russell - Morrell
Alexei Jawdokimov - Potosky
Michael Bangerter - Byng-Wood
Chris Williams - Club Barman
Nelson E. Ward - Club Waiter
Christopher Bowen - Computer Con
Ray Brooks - Robby Box
Sharon Duce - Jan Oliver
Pamela Cundell - Vi Box
James Ottaway - Tommy
Lisa Geoghan - Debby Oliver
Stephen Tate - Dick Mayer
Juliet Hammond - Emma
Dominic Guard - Simon
Donald Pickering - Lord Bruton
Frank Mills - Gil Roach
Kenneth Waller - Ferret
Roger Booth - Mr. Rye
Sarah Webb - Tina
Eric Francis - Stan
Bernard Brown - Haskell
Geoffrey Russell - Morrell
Alexei Jawdokimov - Potosky
Michael Bangerter - Byng-Wood
Chris Williams - Club Barman
Nelson E. Ward - Club Waiter
Christopher Bowen - Computer Con
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00:02i want my money by the end of the week you said a month i've changed my mind haven't i
00:08friday mr mayor all of it what the whole three grand no three and a half you forgot the interest
00:16but look i mean but what i won't have that money by friday i've still got a couple of motors
00:23to
00:24sell that's your problem mr mayor friday dinner time mr rye just give me a week you a friend of
00:33mr mayor's that's right yeah get him out of here you've got to give me more time
00:50where'd you find him i didn't sure he did on the strength of the two grand you promised me
00:59i went and borrowed another three from rye didn't i by now i should have been looking at the profit
01:03of a nice big shiny cloud motor my fault was hey no it never is is it just try and
01:11understand will
01:12you now i'm stuck with three motors i can't shift and i'm running around like a blue ass fly trying
01:16to get myself straight with him you dropped me in it who's gonna get me out of it gill hey
01:51i shall have to get some more chips
02:05excuse me
02:09spritzer please spritzer certainly
02:19a short pause while your brother has an argument with the club secretary but why tell me
02:25well it's an argument that he can't win the only person that can help him is me
02:32i don't have to of course what will you do
02:37well if i do the friendly thing it will cost me the hand
02:42but if my gesture were matched by one from you things may be different
02:50i'm staying at the flat tonight perhaps we could get together
02:55why do you embarrass yourself and me i thought i made my feelings clear months ago
03:02but they haven't changed him he's your brother emma and he's put his last penny on the table
03:10good
03:16there he is
03:19you're not paying for that
03:38well
03:46i'm going to have to give you a check peter
03:47you know the rules simon club chips or nothing
03:53the bet is eleven hundred pounds
03:58play or chuck in and get out
04:04we're all waiting simon
04:11look full house kings over aces
04:14i'm certain you can't touch it
04:19eleven hundred to see club chips
04:26one day this is going to happen to you
04:30and i'm going to be there
04:43poker can be a cruel game
04:47but then there are people who should never really play it
05:05i'd like to make the phone call please
05:11large one
05:11yes sir
05:16it's for you robbie
05:17oh same again tarly
05:20um yeah
05:23it's emma
05:25we played poker once
05:27you lost
05:29oh that emma
05:31i haven't forgotten about the twenty quid i owe you
05:33forget it
05:35actually
05:36i want to pick your brains
05:39wait
05:41can you come round tomorrow
05:43early
05:44at ten
05:45not that early
05:48yeah all right
06:03hi
06:04hi
06:07you got any milk
06:10yeah this time i'm over there
06:14bit late last night weren't ya
06:17it's like he's got a new job
06:19bromley
06:20oh yeah
06:30and he's got a place near the firm
06:33oh it'd be a bit of a drag wouldn't it bromley
06:37he wants me to move in
06:39move in
06:40today
06:40with both of us paying the rent it should be alright
06:44well what about me
06:46well you'll soon find somebody else
06:48it could take months
06:52mum
06:53what
06:54where are my black shoes
06:57oxfam
07:00oxfam
07:01but they were good shoes
07:03come for his breakfast
07:05come in with a negative
07:06oxfam's a good cause
07:08you weren't around
07:09and you never wear them
07:10you'll never wear them
07:10because i can never find them
07:13it's like clinton junction this place
07:18hello babe
07:18i've been looking for you
07:20oh yeah
07:21who's that
07:22it's only me
07:23oh debbie
07:24hello darling
07:27there's robbie now you
07:28can't stay long though
07:30how are you feeling there tom
07:31oh don't ask him
07:32don't ask him
07:34what's the problem then
07:36flip off the curve
07:37hey debbie
07:38fancy a bit of apple pie
07:41oh i've just had breakfast
07:43you bought it for me but i can't keep it down
07:45she didn't buy it
07:47she made it
07:48oh
07:48is that why
07:55you could be a bit more sociable when we've got company
07:59robbie's not company
08:00he's a boomerang
08:02you see him out five minutes later he's back again
08:04it means i've got to find another thirty quid a week
08:08well you're gonna have to find somebody else quick aren't you
08:10it could take weeks though rob
08:12and it's not just that
08:14there's phil
08:15i don't know what i'm gonna do with him
08:16he's worse now than before he was ill
08:19well let him go up the allotment
08:20hmm
08:20wish he would
08:21since that business of the town hall
08:23he's lost all interest in it
08:26can't shift him out of his chair
08:28all he does is look at television all day long
08:31i think he's gonna get earlier of the eyes
08:35i'll go and have a word with him
08:36the shape that we end up with
08:38is the same as the shape we started with
08:42well you should have got two things out of that example
08:44fancy a bit of apple pie tom
08:46no thanks sarah
08:48i'd love to but
08:49see this feels flat ain't it
08:51you can't eat anything
08:52you want to get a bit of exercise time
08:54get the old blood circulating
08:55if mum finds out that i'm staying there with phil
08:58i've had major surgery
09:00you're gonna have to tell her
09:01i'll keep telling her don't i
09:03nah
09:03who else wants a piece of apple pie
09:06drinking points
09:071-7-8 and
09:43Hello?
10:17Help yourself to a drink.
10:19Oh, ta. Thank you.
10:37One glass.
10:38Oh, good morning.
10:39Hello.
10:41Oh, hello.
10:44That is for whiskey.
10:47This is for lots of other things, but not whiskey.
10:51Oh, I thought you wanted to pick my brain.
10:52I do. Come and sit down.
11:00I need a poker player, Robbie. A good one.
11:03Oh, yeah?
11:04But I thought you might know someone.
11:07Yeah, well...
11:08Yes.
11:09Well, last time we met, my chum Adrian took you to pieces.
11:13Well, then, pick Adrian.
11:16He's in Bermuda.
11:17Oh.
11:18Robbie, I'm sorry.
11:20I didn't mean to be rude.
11:22No, your chum's a very tasty player.
11:25If I'd not been sitting down with that bunch of clowns,
11:27I'd have ripped him apart and stitched him back together again.
11:30Okay.
11:30If I put £10,000 in your pocket,
11:33could you beat a good club player?
11:36I could.
11:37Good.
11:38He plays two nights a week at Wickham's and he usually wins.
11:41Over the year, he's probably about £60,000 or £70,000 up.
11:46Wickham's?
11:47Well, what happens if I lose?
11:48Do I get expenses?
11:49No, not this time.
11:51And the only thing you can lose is your vanity.
11:54There'll be none of your money on the table.
11:56On the other hand, everything you win, over £10,000, you can keep.
12:02Yes or no?
12:05Well, that's very hard to refuse.
12:06Things I could do with the money.
12:08I mean, well, let's say I could find it a very good home.
12:14Tar.
12:15Until this exercise is finished, please don't say Tar.
12:19Eh?
12:19And don't say A.
12:21You can have them back later.
12:23Now, what am I going to have?
12:25Sorry?
12:25In the world where you're going, Robbie, ladies do not pour their own drinks.
12:30Oh, is that right?
12:31Yes.
12:32Oh.
12:35Right, er...
12:36What would I have?
12:38A highball.
12:43Can I...
12:45Don't beat it to death.
12:48That's it.
12:51Er, right.
12:53It's a highball.
12:54Just about.
12:56Do you own a dinner jacket?
12:58Er, no.
12:59Went to Oxfam with a pair of black shoes.
13:01We'll go to a place I know in German Street.
13:03And I'll pay.
13:04Oh.
13:05And then along the street to Ivins to get your hair cut.
13:07Otherwise, you'll never get past the porter.
13:09Now, hang about.
13:10Nobody has hair like that.
13:11Well, I've got hair like that.
13:13My brother Simon will probably sign you in to play.
13:16Oh.
13:16But Bruton is the one that we're after.
13:20Yeah, well, the worst thing you can do in a game of poker is to go after one man.
13:24The other players will be cannon for her.
13:27Well, even so...
13:29Peter Bruton's the one with the money.
13:31Lots and lots of money.
13:33Okay, you want me to gun for Bruton.
13:36But if I go there, I want to win.
13:38For me.
13:39If you were there, I'd want to take it off you and all.
13:41If you couldn't take it, you couldn't have it.
13:53Hello, Tom.
13:55We've got to make a start, are we?
13:57No.
13:59I'll never be double digging against then.
14:02Not with my condition.
14:03What you want is a little flower garden.
14:06Hmm.
14:07Well, we always wanted a cottage.
14:09With a little flower garden?
14:11Yeah.
14:13Be a wrench leaving London, huh?
14:16That's what you always dreamed of, isn't it, Tom?
14:18You haven't started looking yet.
14:20Yeah.
14:22You won't want to hang about, will you?
14:24There's no rush.
14:26I wonder who we'll get.
14:28Maybe one of those blokes for the rotivator, you know, with an engine on.
14:31Wouldn't mind borrowing that for half a morning.
14:33Save a lot of work.
14:35I haven't gone yet.
14:37No.
14:38But it's only a matter of time, isn't it?
14:57Well, take you away!
15:19What do you want us to do?
15:20Good morning, Tommy.
15:22Are you there now?
15:24Look, I'm amazed.
15:24We're looking better.
15:24Oh.
15:25Well, you are, aren't you?
15:26Well, we can see a certainusoid map.
15:27We could see a certain sort ofTheTheCon semblable помVIS know señor Jacket.
15:27Well, I can't say I'm feeling much better, though.
15:29Oh. Well, a bit of exercise will help.
15:32Don't you start.
15:33Ha-ha. See you.
15:34Hey.
15:36What's Robbie and Debbie cooking up?
15:38What do you mean?
15:39Well, this morning, they were whispering in corners, Deb looking upset.
15:44Anything wrong?
15:46No.
15:47Not that I know of.
15:49No.
15:50No, it's nice, this, but it's not for you.
15:53Definitely not for you, huh?
15:55This is you, Gil.
15:58How about a test drive?
16:00Oh.
16:01I think you're driving.
16:03Well, I'll give you a chance to get the feel of the car, you know, try out the amenities.
16:10All right.
16:12Thanks, Ferry.
16:33All right.
16:34Take it around the block, shall we?
16:36Open it up a bit.
16:38Yeah, well, don't take too long about it.
16:39I've left that silly cow in charge.
16:41Half hour on the road and I'll be bankrupt.
16:43Ha-ha-ha.
16:58Is it hundreds or thousands?
17:00It's, um...
17:00Thousands?
17:02A car like this?
17:04It's a pedigree, innit?
17:05Not Mrs Mack.
17:06Would you mind taking that sign off the back, Ferry, if you don't mind?
17:09It's hardly running.
17:11Not new, either.
17:12Yeah, well, that's all right, because you ain't buying it, are you, Ferry?
17:15Are you?
17:16Who's talking about buying?
17:18You said you were looking for a motor.
17:20Don't jump to conclusions.
17:22I can easily get rid of it.
17:24Why, you're not half a grand old, then?
17:25Right, don't make commercial sense.
17:28What's it got to do with you?
17:29I'm on your side, Gil.
17:30I don't want you on my side.
17:38Ferry, why don't you and that mutt go home?
17:40Oh, nice, innit?
17:42I've come here to give you the benefit of my experience, and what do I get?
17:45Insults!
17:50And when this thing falls to pieces round about, you don't come crying to me.
18:00Yeah, well, yeah, I'll think about it.
18:04Yeah, thanks, Gil.
18:10You're not taking any notice of what Ferry said, are you?
18:13Oh, Father, do me a favour.
18:18No, it's a nice car.
18:20Very nice.
18:23Very comfortable.
18:25I must get one sometime.
18:28Thanks for the ride.
18:42Not that awful rolling stuff.
18:44That is out.
18:46Oh, that is out.
18:48It'll have to be cigars.
18:49Oh, cigars are it.
18:51Small ones.
18:52Small?
18:54Go to Roland's in Milcombe Street.
18:56Ask for 25 Trinidad Chibanas.
18:5925?
19:00Use matches, not a lighter.
19:02Smoke them about halfway, and then put them out.
19:05Do I inhale?
19:06Look, Robbie, you're not the most promising material.
19:10Think you could try a little cooperation?
19:12And you look, Emma.
19:14I've got to play a very heavy game of poker with a room full of hyenas.
19:17Now, after they've got over the shock of CME, and they've lost a few, Bob,
19:20they're not going to be concerned whether I smoke your 25 small coca cabanas,
19:24or whatever they're called, halfway, or swallow them whole.
19:26What they're going to be concerned about is who wins the next pot.
19:29If you walk into Wickham's behaving like a chirpy cockney sparrow,
19:33you'll be frozen out.
19:34You won't even get the drink you ordered.
19:37You have to go in there with something they're not sure about.
19:40Ideally, wealth.
19:41Even the bluest of blood respects wealth.
19:44And assuming you haven't won it on the pools,
19:45it means you're a bit of a bastard.
19:47And they respect that.
19:49But in the process of getting rich,
19:51you will also have picked up a few social braces,
19:53and that's what they'll be looking for.
19:56Would you rather call it off?
19:58Could I have my bill, please?
20:01I've given it serious consideration.
20:10You've had a sheltered upbringing, Robbie.
20:14Instead of thinking about the people,
20:16why don't you think about the prizes?
20:18What else have I been thinking about?
20:21The trophies.
20:23Eh?
20:28Is that you, Tom?
20:30It's me.
20:35Where have you been?
20:38You've been hours.
20:40Yeah.
20:41You have a look at them.
20:42What?
20:43No, I can't, can I?
20:45What is it?
20:45Well, all right, then, listen.
20:50A delightful end-terrace cottage
20:52in this most sought-after village.
20:54Oh, where?
20:56Little Fillington.
20:58No, Tom, where?
20:59Where?
21:00Oh, Shrewsbury, Nine Miles.
21:02Shrewsbury?
21:04That's a big potty.
21:06Look, here's another.
21:08Two-bedroom cottage, a great potential.
21:12Five hours' kitchen, dining room and lounge.
21:14Well-stocked garden, border with stream.
21:18Lincoln, 12 miles.
21:20Lincoln?
21:21That's almost in Scotland.
21:23A little place of our own in the country, by.
21:27Yes, but by the country, I mean Parsons Green or Barking.
21:33When did you last go to Barking?
21:35It's very rural in Barking.
21:39Parsons Green has been taken over.
21:42It's fine, Bob, to blow your nose down there.
21:44Well,
21:46you think I'm going to live in Shrewsbury or Lincoln,
21:49you made a great mistake.
21:51I'm a Londoner, Tom.
21:53All my family live in London.
21:55But...
21:56Why?
21:57Oh, pig-headed, that's your trouble.
22:01Ever since we've been married...
22:06Jaywick Sands for a honeymoon.
22:15I think my operation's coming on.
22:22I've just put an egg on from your tea.
22:26I'm easy doing that, Bob.
22:27Oh, no thanks, Debs.
22:30No trouble.
22:32Look.
22:34I bought you these.
22:37New sheets.
22:39Ta-da!
22:39Oh, great.
22:41Can you read the papers for the ones I've got on?
22:48How's Tina?
22:50Oh, I hate them.
22:52I'll buy one.
22:56Where's the egg-cups?
22:58Egg-cups.
22:59Debbie?
23:01Where's Tina?
23:03She's gone.
23:04Gone?
23:05When?
23:07It's a day.
23:09She's dropped me right in it.
23:10So it's just you and Phil here?
23:12Yeah.
23:16Why don't you move back to the yard flat?
23:19You what?
23:20Well, until you find somebody else.
23:22Mum, I like it here and I'm staying here.
23:26Anyway, what about Robbie?
23:29God, this egg's like concrete.
23:31I've got a good idea.
23:32Why don't I move in here and help you with the rent?
23:35I mean, until you find somebody else.
23:37Good job I brought the sheets, isn't it?
23:40Mum, you've got to leave me alone.
23:44I'll manage.
23:45I'll find someone.
23:47I'll pay the rent.
23:49If you move in, then I'm off.
23:52Look, I'm getting older now, Mum.
23:54I'm growing up.
23:56If you keep hanging round my neck,
23:58I may as well go back to school.
24:00Just leave me alone, will ya?
24:05And I suppose it was Robbie that told ya.
24:11You've got 24 hours.
24:13I want the money here on my desk this time tomorrow.
24:17One other thing, Mr. Mayor.
24:20It's now £3,629.
24:25Every day that passes, up goes the interest.
24:28Look, all I'm asking for is that...
24:31No, Mr. Mayor.
24:33After tomorrow midday, you can forget about the interest.
24:36It all gets very personal.
24:39After tomorrow midday.
24:48All right.
24:51All wrong.
24:54After tomorrow midday, I'm going to be propping up the M25 if Ry doesn't get his money back.
24:58Oh, nice.
25:03He seems to think so.
25:07Another half of that, I think.
25:28Getting paid overtime, are ya?
25:29If I don't do this, I won't get paid at all.
25:35Oh, tomorrow night, I've got to go out west.
25:37Could be a big winner.
25:38Shouldn't you be trying to tell me something?
25:40There's this bird called Emma, I see.
25:42Robbie.
25:43What?
25:46Why didn't you tell me about Tina leaving?
25:48Eh?
25:49Debbie, she's on her own in that place with Phil.
25:51Oh, I told Debs to talk to you about it.
25:53Ask.
25:53She was never going to tell me.
25:55Oh, but you can't blame me for this.
25:57I played it straight down the middle.
25:58I mean, fair to both of you.
25:59Who's this Emma, anyway?
26:01Well, she was here that night, you know, with Geordie and that lot playing poker.
26:04Oh.
26:05And her brother's in a lot of trouble, and I'm going to be playing with her money.
26:08Very nice.
26:09Could be a valuable night's work.
26:11Work?
26:12This is work, what I'm doing.
26:13What Geordie does is work.
26:15You might win money playing cards, but please don't call it work.
26:20But I haven't forgotten about the house, you know, in five grand.
26:23Well, I have.
26:26Okay, yeah, well, you have, but I haven't.
26:29Oh, please, I've got to finish this.
26:57You're hardly the life and soul of the party, are you?
27:00Have you got trouble, son?
27:03What is it?
27:05Money?
27:06Law?
27:07Chan?
27:09What?
27:17I want to get married.
27:19Married and love each other.
27:21Nothing short of kidnapping would have made her to death.
27:23Well, there's no problem.
27:27You just go up to her and ask her.
27:30Whether she says yes or no.
27:34What else is there to worry about?
27:38Me?
27:39I've got to change.
27:41Hmm.
27:42So has she.
27:43Not so much.
27:44Not nearly so much.
27:46I've got an important game tomorrow night.
27:48Another important game the day after.
27:51Another important game after that, eh?
27:53She's just not interested.
27:57How do you suppose she hates it so?
27:59Well, because I've got out there on my own.
28:01She can't be with me.
28:02She can't make plans.
28:05I mean, if I was her, I wouldn't stand for it.
28:07Of course, I mean, I'm not her, am I?
28:11You do love her, don't you?
28:14Yeah, I do.
28:17Of course I love her.
28:23I love her, don't you?
28:33Gil!
28:34We're closed.
28:36Good.
28:36The car.
28:37Do you want it?
28:38Because there's someone else interested, see?
28:39Oh.
28:42Where's Robbie Box?
28:43What's he got to do with it?
28:45Look at that.
28:46Look at it.
28:47Look.
28:48He did that.
28:49Robbie?
28:50Red paint.
28:51Everywhere I look.
28:52I know, Gil, but what about the car?
28:53I can feel this red curtain coming down in front of me eyes.
28:57Well, he put it there, he can get rid of it.
28:59Yeah, I know, Gil, but the car, if you want it, you can have it.
29:01Have it?
29:02Yeah, but I've got to have the cash now.
29:04Cash? What for?
29:04For the car.
29:06Car?
29:07I've got red lace curtains in front of me eyes, and all you can do is talk about the car.
29:11Some people have got no consideration.
29:13No consideration at all.
29:17It does look good.
29:20Did you choose it yourself?
29:22Hmm?
29:23Oh, yeah, yeah.
29:26Hmm.
29:27Very smart.
29:30Er, brush.
29:31You're looking at it.
29:33Oh, yeah, brush.
29:36I'd have known you like this, even before a big game.
29:39Like what?
29:41Something's the matter.
29:43Hmm?
29:44Oh, it's, uh...
29:47It's five minutes.
29:54Well, you're not going to take your roll-ups?
29:56Er, no.
29:57It's only a game of cards.
30:05You look like a man about to do his first parachute jump.
30:12Jan.
30:14Robbie.
30:15Robbie.
30:16Will you marry me?
30:18Will I what?
30:19Marry me.
30:21What do you...
30:21Oh, that's what all this was about.
30:29Oh, the door's open.
30:32Oh, I'm sorry.
30:35Oh, um...
30:37Matches.
30:46Didn't we just miss each other the last time?
30:49Jan.
30:51I hope you don't mind me borrowing, Robbie.
30:54Has he told you about it?
30:57Er, not much.
30:58There was no one else I could ask.
31:01No one with quite his style.
31:03And what sort of style is that?
31:07Well...
31:08Bulletproof.
31:09You know what I mean?
31:11He's a difficult man to read.
31:14I wouldn't know that.
31:18Matches.
31:20I'll see you later.
31:23Night, Jim.
31:38Hello, George.
31:39Evening, madam.
31:40Evening, sir.
31:41Hi, George.
31:45Just follow me.
31:52Of course, you know, Benson's in it right up at the hilt.
31:55Well, lucky old Benson, I say.
31:56Oh, yeah.
31:57You know, children make quite a pity.
31:59Get me a spritzer.
32:01His name's Teddy.
32:07Sorry.
32:10Good evening, sir.
32:12Good evening, Teddy.
32:14Can I have a spritzer, please?
32:17Spritzer or coolers?
32:19Red or white.
32:21No, it's definitely a spritzer.
32:23Yes, sir.
32:24Okay.
32:38There we are, sir.
32:41Hey, Doug, can I also have a large orange juice with a lot of ice?
32:46Excuse me.
32:47You are with a member, sir?
32:49Yes, I am.
32:51Yes, sir.
32:53Thank you, Teddy.
33:03All the professionals are in tonight?
33:05Robbie, this is my brother Simon.
33:08Robbie Vox.
33:08Oh, hi.
33:09Oh, you're the chappy I signed in tonight.
33:12Yeah, very likely.
33:13Well, one never knows who it will turn out to be.
33:16I thought it might have been a real poker now.
33:18Like who?
33:20Mr. Hal Brookman.
33:21He's due in town.
33:22Is he?
33:24Teddy, another one of those rare scotches, please.
33:55He's due in town.
33:59Yeah?
34:00Hello, it's me.
34:01Yeah?
34:03Jump in a cab and come round.
34:05It's a bit late, isn't it?
34:06What's up?
34:08Oh, just come over and I'll pay for it this end.
34:21That's him.
34:25Hi, Emma.
34:27Is this your escort?
34:28Mr. Boggs.
34:30Lord Bruton.
34:31How do you do?
34:32I hope you've got plenty out of the post office.
34:35Ha.
34:36Why, are you sure?
34:38Orange juice?
34:39You aren't going to spend half the evening in the laboratory, are you?
34:42I hope we should be seeing something of you, shan't we, Emma?
34:45I like pretty things around me.
34:53I've got to sit at the same table as that all night.
34:56Oh, yeah, well.
34:59Double limit.
35:00All right?
35:02Why double limit?
35:03It's not our usual game.
35:05Mr. Boggs.
35:06You name it, I'll play it.
35:09Ha, ha, ha.
35:10Will you?
35:38You're not watching the big games, huh?
35:42It's not a spectator sport.
35:44Is it?
35:51200.
35:54And up 50.
35:58You're 250.
36:01And up 100.
36:08Well.
36:09Hmm.
36:10Well, it's got to be better than my two pairs.
36:13Edwards.
36:18A large brand here in the safe of Mr. Boggs.
36:20Oh, no, thanks for the same.
36:21I'll have a, um, large orange juice with a lot of ice, please.
36:25Really?
36:26That takes me back to the days when I used to play a snack with my old nanny.
36:31Some of us are still trying to play the hand.
36:33Sorry.
36:37Well, I suppose I've been a single.
36:42Three queens.
36:43Oh, hell.
36:43Three jacks.
36:45Well, that sort of luck can't last.
36:47Why not?
36:49I've played that rather well.
36:51Yeah.
36:52Throw away your two pairs earlier on.
36:54You should have done the same.
36:57Bracey obviously had a hand.
36:59And Mr. Boggs.
37:00Wow.
37:02He's a bit difficult to read, isn't he?
37:05You're having a good round, Mr. Boggs.
37:06No, it's just, uh, just luck.
37:10Hmm?
37:11Excuse me.
37:12I asked for orange juice.
37:14This has got vodka in it.
37:15Just plain orange juice, please.
37:22How did that happen?
37:23I've no idea, Miss Emma.
37:25I'll get it right.
37:32Only you'd asked me five minutes earlier.
37:35For five years.
37:37He's asked you loads of times.
37:39Oh, he hasn't.
37:40He's just shuffled around.
37:41He's never asked me straight, direct.
37:44Not until tonight.
37:45Look, this bird, Emma, she's nothing.
37:49She can't be.
37:51No, I suppose I'd feel flattered if he's climbing over her to get to me.
37:55But she's straight out of the Super League.
37:58Phew.
37:58You should see the clothes.
38:01Do you think she's after him?
38:04No.
38:07No.
38:10And I don't know why we couldn't play Normal Limits.
38:13Bloody silly, Dublin.
38:15I'm getting up while I'm still winning.
38:17Great.
38:19I can manage just one more.
38:37Thank you, sir.
38:41This is likely to be the last hand.
38:43Might I suggest no limit?
38:46Doesn't make much difference to me.
38:51Not me.
38:54Mr. Box.
38:58No limit.
38:59Uh, yeah.
39:01I can get slightly easier, sure, Jill.
39:04I'll say one thing for Bruton.
39:06He's consistent.
39:08He's a bastard all the time.
39:11Simon, go and sit down.
39:14Hmm?
39:16I thought I was.
39:2550.
39:2850 and raise 50.
39:33Oh, hell.
39:36Call.
39:40Call 100.
39:43And raise 50.
39:46Call 100.
39:48Raise 100.
39:50Oh, for God's sake.
39:52Call.
39:54Oh, this isn't poker.
39:55It's butchery.
40:00Call 100.
40:02Call 100.
40:02Raise 100.
40:03I hope you're not going to funk it, Andy.
40:08It's none of your business, is it?
40:17Call 100.
40:18Call 100.
40:20And raise 1,000.
40:24Oh, yeah.
40:27You could have kept me in.
40:28But not like that.
40:39Call 100.
40:41What was the bet?
40:44That's right.
40:46It was a grander sea.
40:48And raise...
40:511,000.
40:54makes for some sport
41:00call 1,000
41:04and raise three
41:13there's no limit is it?
41:15that's what we agreed
41:19how much have you got there?
41:22about five
41:24okay
41:26so
41:28there's your three
41:32I raise five
41:37it's a little unsubtle
41:38Mr Box
41:39well that's me isn't it
41:53let's see how good your hand is
42:01it's a nice last hand
42:04I thought so
42:13it's two nice last hands
42:15but you can't have
42:26Percy had a fall
42:29I know he did
42:33I saw it
42:51it's all right
42:57you've made history
42:59no one's ever done that to him
43:04I could sleep for a couple of weeks
43:13you half would
43:14don't stand there gawping
43:15get me a cab
43:19it's a nice
43:20I know
43:43it's really good
43:43I'll have you
43:43hold on
43:43you
45:31Oh, what do you want?
45:33Open the door, Richard.
45:36Oh, bloody hell.
45:58Oh, my God.
46:09Are you asleep?
46:10It's half past four in the bloody morning.
46:13Oh.
46:14Have you got a beer?
46:17Ahem.
46:17Oh, what have you come as?
46:25You see, this is a magic suit.
46:29I'm not in a mood, Rob.
46:31Now, listen, it's not just magic for me, it's magic for my friends.
46:34Now, what have we got here?
46:35Is it a rabbit?
46:36No, it's a thousand pounds.
46:38And what have we got here?
46:39We've got another thousand pounds.
46:42And we've got another thousand pounds.
46:56It's a thousand pounds.
46:57I love you.
46:59Let's see.
47:00It's funny.
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