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First broadcast 10th April 2025.
When a medical emergency leaves schoolteacher Amanda fighting for her life, her desperate husband Mike signs her up for Rivermind, a high-tech system that will keep her alive.
Chris O'Dowd - Mike
Rashida Jones - Amanda
Tracee Ellis Ross - Gaynor
Nicholas Cirillo - Shane
Donald Sales - Kyle
Lucy Turnbull - Eva
Milana Wan - Tisha
Sofia Hodsoni - Mickey
Sabrina Jalees - Angie
Carolyn Taylor - Penelope
Huxley Fisher - Oscar
JP McInnis - Bobby
Peter Hall - Crooner
Flo Lawrence - Keyboardist
Jennifer Khoe - Dr. Hoi
Moheb Jindran - Surgeon
Glynis Davies - Waiter
Nevin Burkholder - Dum Dummy
Lisa Gilroy - Mom
Luca Chutskoff - Commercial Kid 1
Coralee Wood - Commercial Kid 2
Nicco Del Rio - Goth Dude
Olga Petsa - Goth Chick
When a medical emergency leaves schoolteacher Amanda fighting for her life, her desperate husband Mike signs her up for Rivermind, a high-tech system that will keep her alive.
Chris O'Dowd - Mike
Rashida Jones - Amanda
Tracee Ellis Ross - Gaynor
Nicholas Cirillo - Shane
Donald Sales - Kyle
Lucy Turnbull - Eva
Milana Wan - Tisha
Sofia Hodsoni - Mickey
Sabrina Jalees - Angie
Carolyn Taylor - Penelope
Huxley Fisher - Oscar
JP McInnis - Bobby
Peter Hall - Crooner
Flo Lawrence - Keyboardist
Jennifer Khoe - Dr. Hoi
Moheb Jindran - Surgeon
Glynis Davies - Waiter
Nevin Burkholder - Dum Dummy
Lisa Gilroy - Mom
Luca Chutskoff - Commercial Kid 1
Coralee Wood - Commercial Kid 2
Nicco Del Rio - Goth Dude
Olga Petsa - Goth Chick
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00:18Oh, my God.
00:21Look at us.
00:22We were so happy then.
00:24What happened to us?
00:26I blame you.
00:27I think it's your fault.
00:30Happy anniversary.
00:32Happy anniversary.
00:35Save it for tonight.
00:38What?
00:39Yeah.
00:39I'll make some coffee.
00:40Okay, that's great.
00:42You can stay here and look at more pictures of me.
00:46Does anyone know how autonomous drone insects help with flowers?
00:52Anyone?
00:52Tisha.
00:54Polarization.
00:55Ah, almost.
00:56Very close.
00:57Pollination.
00:58So the ADIs buzz from flower to flower and spread pollen, which is the same way organic bees used to
01:05do.
01:05And the technology around this is amazing.
01:08Oh, that's it.
01:10Class is over.
01:12Happy weekend, everybody.
01:14Bye-bye.
01:16Bye, guys.
01:17See ya.
01:19Hey, Eva.
01:21Everything okay?
01:23What's up?
01:23It's Tisha again.
01:25She laughed at my shoes.
01:26We can't afford new ones.
01:28These were my sisters.
01:30Tisha says they're old.
01:32Hmm.
01:33They're not old.
01:34They're vintage.
01:35Which means they tell their own story.
01:37And that is cool.
01:40Okay, I guess so.
01:42All right.
01:42Have a great weekend.
01:44Bye.
01:45Bye.
01:46Who has the coolest shoes?
01:47I guess, ma'am.
01:48Hey, cool shoes.
01:50Thanks.
01:51Amanda, are you coming for a drink?
01:54Oh.
01:55Yes, you are.
01:55Yeah.
01:56Is the answer.
01:57Well, the problem is I can't.
01:58Come on.
01:58I could use the moral support.
01:59I would love to come.
02:01Really, I can't.
02:02Why not?
02:03That's why not.
02:04Our anniversary is taking me away for the weekend.
02:07Good and talk, ladies.
02:08They're back.
02:09They were at the back of your sock drawer.
02:11Would you believe that?
02:11I really tried my best to never see them again, but here we are.
02:15It's tradition, isn't it?
02:16I got the suede shorts in the back, but I didn't think I should wear them around the school.
02:20Are you taking her somewhere nice?
02:22God, no.
02:23No, same old shit out.
02:24Well, we got married.
02:26All right.
02:26Have a good time, you guys.
02:28Bye.
02:28Stay safe out there.
02:32Wow, so exciting.
02:33Yeah, I'm worth it.
02:35I think you're really trusting about it.
02:50Still the same sign as ever.
02:52You think Phyllis is still working the desk?
02:54I hope so.
02:55I hope she's not, actually.
02:59Here you are.
03:03Here you are.
03:09Do you think she was drunk?
03:11Oh, my God.
03:12And one juniper brat burger.
03:15Oh, jeez.
03:16One more juniper brat burger.
03:17Thank you, bud.
03:18Yeah, sure.
03:19Knock yourselves out.
03:22It hasn't changed.
03:23Oh, man.
03:24They have really outdone themselves.
03:27Oh, look at that.
03:28Ready?
03:29Yeah.
03:29Three, two, one.
03:33Oh.
03:34Mm.
03:36Oh, that's dense.
03:38I like when my food fights back.
03:42Wow.
03:44He's sweet.
03:45I hope they're an item.
03:48He's more committed than ever before.
04:02Oh, look.
04:05The old piece of gum is still here.
04:08Oh.
04:09Hello, our little friend.
04:11Who stuck you up there?
04:13We all know how you feel.
04:16What's with the sexy old girl?
04:17Apparently, this helps your little swimmers find their target.
04:24Are you sure you want to try again?
04:27This isn't an official try.
04:29Mm-hmm.
04:30But I'm okay with the happy accident.
04:33Okay.
04:34Although, arguably, I'm doing a lot of encouraging right now, so.
04:38I'll encourage you.
04:40Oh.
04:41Mm.
04:42Oh.
04:43Oh, you okay?
04:44Another headache.
04:46Another fucking headache.
04:48Oh, you poor thing.
04:50Lucky for you, it's post-coitus.
04:53Coitus.
04:54Nice.
04:55Can you grab my own?
04:56Yes, I got you.
04:57Oh, thank you.
05:00Ooh.
05:02That's, uh, wow.
05:07I made you some coffee, babe.
05:10Babs?
05:14Babe?
05:16Hey.
05:17Hey.
05:18You okay?
05:19I got my period.
05:24Hey, we'll get him next time, okay?
05:27We bought this too soon.
05:29No, don't do that.
05:29Yeah.
05:30I mean, you know I can't resist a bargain.
05:33But maybe it was bad luck?
05:35Come on, Amanda.
05:37Maybe it still is.
05:39Just put it on eBay and just get a couple bucks.
05:42Shut up.
05:43We're gonna need it soon.
05:46After last time, we don't even know if I can.
05:51You can.
05:53And you will.
05:57Or my dick will die trying.
05:59Ah.
06:01I'm late.
06:02I love you.
06:02Love you.
06:03I love you too.
06:12Mike!
06:15Mike!
06:18What?
06:19Come here.
06:24What's up?
06:25We need Shane on the rig.
06:27Where is he?
06:28Taking too long on this break again.
06:34All right.
06:36Hey!
06:37Let me raise.
06:40Stop.
06:40Just wait one moment, all right?
06:42Come on, man.
06:43You're taking the piss.
06:43Get out there.
06:44I just threw some coin at this loser on dumb dummies.
06:47On what?
06:47On dumb dummies.
06:48You don't know about dumb dummies?
06:49No, no.
06:49Come on, come on.
06:50That's so fucking funny.
06:51Oh, desperate people go on here,
06:53and then the audience pays them to do some dark shit.
06:56This guy right here, when we reach 20 bucks,
06:58this guy right here is going to have to drink his own piss.
07:00Look at him.
07:01Oh, look, look.
07:02Target Reese.
07:05Fucking sick.
07:06He's drinking piss.
07:07Jesus Christ.
07:08I'm supporting the gig economy.
07:10Well, don't do it on the work computer.
07:12So good at your job, I just want to see you do it, you know?
07:17Oh.
07:19Fuck you guys.
07:20Fucking Americans.
07:20Then the sun's rays travel millions and millions of miles
07:25all from space
07:28and come down and hit the solar panels.
07:31And then, once they hit the solar panels,
07:34they, uh, travel far,
07:39traveled long.
07:46Mike!
07:47Mike!
07:48Hey!
07:49Mike!
07:51Mike!
07:53What?
07:54Hospital's trying to call you.
07:55What?
07:56Something about Amanda.
07:59You see what it was?
08:01I don't know, but it sounded serious.
08:12There is no simple solution
08:14due to where it's located
08:15and how long it's been growing.
08:17It's essentially fused to her parietal lobe.
08:24Mr. Waters.
08:28As I was saying, there's no...
08:29Is she going to be okay?
08:31I'm sorry.
08:32Her prognosis isn't good.
08:39I'm sorry, what are you saying to me right now?
08:43What are you saying to me right now?
08:43She may never regain consciousness.
08:52No.
08:54No, I mean, come on, look at her.
08:56She's breathing in there.
08:58There must be something you can do.
09:00Even just a few months ago, I'd have said no, but now there may be an option.
09:05It's a new startup.
09:06They have an experimental procedure.
09:09It's very new, so not without risk.
09:12Their rep was in here just last week.
09:15I can't make a personal recommendation, but you want me to call her?
09:19Yeah, I want you to call her.
09:32Hi.
09:34You must be Mike.
09:36Uh-huh.
09:38I'm Gaynor from Rivermind.
09:42Come with me.
09:44Rivermind is a revolution in neurological science.
09:49How it works is both high-tech and incredibly simple.
09:53So we take an imprint of the affected part of her neural structure,
09:56and we clone it onto our mainframe.
10:00So basically we just, we make a backup of part of her brain onto our computer.
10:06And then we remove the tumor and the surrounding tissue.
10:10Wait, wait, wait, is it not dangerous?
10:12Well, normally, yeah.
10:13But we made a backup, remember?
10:16And then we replace what we removed with synthetic receiver tissue.
10:22And then the Rivermind system transmits cognitive function from the backup on the cloud-based server,
10:29allowing her to live her life.
10:31Okay, wait, has any, does this work?
10:32Honestly, has this been tested even?
10:35Yes, it has.
10:36I am living proof.
10:38What, what are you talking about?
10:41Do you want me to show you?
10:42Okay, you see me right now, right?
10:44I do.
10:45Okay, 18 months ago, this was me.
10:48Oh, shit.
10:49I had a terrible accident.
10:51I got a knock to the head that technically killed me.
10:54So I was, I was lucky to be one of the first Riverminders.
10:57Otherwise, I would not be here if it...
10:59Are you, I'm sorry.
11:01I don't, I, I, I don't know how else to say this.
11:04No, no, no, go ahead.
11:04Bring it on.
11:06Tell me.
11:07Normal?
11:08Yes.
11:09Yes.
11:09Physically, mentally, I, I am fine.
11:14And my kids say that I am still the same pain in the ass that I was.
11:20Ha.
11:20It's really sweet.
11:24Do you have children?
11:25Not yet.
11:26Oh.
11:28Been close a couple of times.
11:32Mike, this will give you time.
11:36Yeah.
11:37Yeah.
11:37It will.
11:39Yeah.
11:40So a couple things you need to know.
11:42Uh-huh.
11:42She's gonna sleep more every night.
11:44One or two more hours, it's one of the ways that we help the demand on our servers.
11:48And then she has to physically stay within the coverage range.
11:52It's kind of like cell service.
11:54We're new.
11:54But let me just show you.
11:55So we already have most of the state covered.
12:00And in the next year or so, we're gonna roll out nationwide.
12:03Oh.
12:03And worldwide.
12:07How much is this gonna cost?
12:10It's less than you think.
12:12Is it less than we have?
12:14Because it's pretty tight.
12:16Honestly, it's less than you think.
12:18Because we're really trying to drive uptake.
12:20So our pricing is really reasonable.
12:23Uh-huh.
12:23And the surgery is free.
12:30Wow, okay.
12:31Yes.
12:31Okay.
12:32And then for the streaming, we run a subscription model.
12:35So it's 300.
12:35It's 300 a month.
12:40Okay.
12:41Mm-hmm.
12:53Mr. Waters?
12:56She did great.
12:57You can see her now.
13:14I'm so happy to see you.
13:20I said I was gone for a couple of days.
13:25Yeah, you were.
13:26Mm-hmm.
13:28I came back.
13:30So you did.
13:31Thanks to you.
13:33The doctor said I could go home next week.
13:36Yeah.
13:37Yeah.
13:37Yeah, we're gonna get you home.
13:39Mm-hmm.
13:40Missed you.
13:41Mm-hmm.
13:42That nurse said I was a miracle.
13:48You are a fucking miracle.
13:51I am a fucking miracle.
14:05Holy shit.
14:07I mean, I'm, like, really happy I'm alive, but 300 bucks a month?
14:12Like, it's a lot of money every month.
14:15Yeah, I know.
14:16I know.
14:16But I'm taking extra shifts and the stuff that we can cut back on.
14:19Like, maybe we don't need that trip to go away.
14:24To see your dad?
14:25No.
14:26Well, it says in there that river mine won't roll out in Ireland for another couple of years.
14:30That's a bit of a cunt now anyway, so that's a cutback I can live with.
14:37You know you're going, like, five miles per hour, right?
14:40You just had surgery on your brain.
14:42I'm being cautious.
14:43Yeah, well, there's cautious, and then there's, like, this.
14:48You're so pretty when you're alive.
15:01Mm-hmm.
15:22Okay, guys, let's take a look at our little friend, our little amphibian.
15:26Don't put your fingers in there, because you might think it's food.
15:35Don't put your fingers in there.
16:16Hey.
16:17Hey.
16:19Hey.
16:24Go easy on those.
16:25Can't afford more until payday.
16:43Come on, grab me another one.
16:44Sure.
16:45Guy's pulling out his own tooth.
16:51Oh, God.
16:53Look, he swallowed it.
16:55Oh, God.
17:04Look, he swallowed it.
17:11No.
17:22Hey.
17:26Sorry I'm late.
17:29Shane knocked over the scaffold.
17:33Amanda?
17:35Hmm.
17:48Shit.
17:50It's June 5th, this Saturday.
17:53OK.
17:54And?
17:57And?
18:01June 5th, our anniversary.
18:05Oh, shit.
18:07God.
18:08Oh, I'm sorry.
18:11I didn't plan anything.
18:14I did, though.
18:16We're going to the Juniper.
18:18OK.
18:20A fun little splurge.
18:34You OK, hon?
18:35Mm-hmm.
18:36Mm-hmm.
18:37Mm-hmm.
18:37I can drive.
18:38I'm fine, Amanda.
18:40Just a really long day today.
18:42Yeah.
18:44You're doing too many shifts.
18:45Mm-hmm.
18:45Yeah.
18:46Well, we need the money.
18:47It's not like you can get a second job.
18:49Oh.
18:50You need to sleep.
18:51Yeah.
18:51That's not really my fault.
18:53I know.
18:54I know.
18:55I'm not...
18:55I wasn't impressed by what I was saying.
18:57You know, we could just not go to the Juniper and save some money, you know?
19:04I mean, we promised ourselves we'd always go on our anniversary, babe.
19:07You know, I just am saying we could celebrate at home.
19:10I need a break, Amanda.
19:12I work my fucking arse off.
19:13We both do.
19:14I'm not saying you don't.
19:15I'm just you.
19:15I'm not...
19:17But I sleep all the time.
19:19And I'm just a teacher.
19:21Oh, just a teacher.
19:22I see where we're going now.
19:24But that doesn't necessarily mean that I'm not actually making some kind of money.
19:28We both work hard.
19:29Nobody is disputing that.
19:30I'm just saying that now that we're free, don't you want to have fun in our free time?
19:34You know?
19:36Babe?
19:37Oh, shit.
19:42Babe?
19:44Babe?
19:44Sweetheart, can you hear me?
19:46Okay, babe?
19:47Babe, we're gonna get you to the hospital, okay?
19:49All right, wait, wait, wait, wait!
19:52Oh, shit.
20:01What happened?
20:03What happened?
20:03Why are you driving so fast?
20:05Don't...
20:05I'm not...
20:05Just slow down.
20:07What's wrong?
20:09Oh, my God.
20:10Oh, God.
20:12I understand.
20:13Wow, that must have been so frightening, you guys.
20:16Yeah.
20:17Oh.
20:19The good news is, there's no malfunction, Amanda.
20:23What?
20:24Did you not just... she blacked out?
20:27Yeah, it was...
20:28I thought she was dead.
20:28It's because you passed outside the coverage area.
20:33You said that you'd check the map.
20:36I did check the map.
20:36I looked it up and it said it was within range.
20:40What happened was, we are upgrading some of our towers.
20:44And the ones in Palmer County are on the new bandwidth, which is part of an exciting change to Rivermind
20:55service.
20:55What do you mean change?
20:57From Monday, we are introducing Rivermind Plus.
21:05Plus.
21:06A new subscription tier that has extended coverage, okay?
21:11So it makes great use of those upgraded towers.
21:14I'm gonna show you.
21:15Stand by.
21:16Good.
21:17Yeah.
21:17Here we go.
21:18All right, look at this.
21:19This is it.
21:20As you can see, we will be extending our coverage all over North America.
21:25So we can travel.
21:26Yeah.
21:27Yes, if you upgrade, then absolutely you can travel.
21:30And if we don't?
21:31Then you just stay within your existing coverage range.
21:35So you're saying that we have to upgrade to Plus if we want to leave the county?
21:42Right.
21:42Yeah.
21:43That's not what you said when we signed up.
21:45You said it was just gonna roll out everywhere.
21:46Yes, it is with Rivermind Plus.
21:49That's what this is.
21:50This is the roll out.
21:51How much is the plus?
21:52So it is $500 a month on top of the existing package.
21:58So $800 in total.
22:01800 bucks a month?
22:02Yeah.
22:03We can't afford that.
22:04That's not, we can't.
22:05You don't have to worry about that.
22:06I mean, if you choose not to upgrade, you'll just stay on Rivermind Common.
22:12Common?
22:12And you will continue to enjoy experiencing the services that you already have at the current price point.
22:25You okay, darling?
22:26It's nearly 8 o'clock.
22:27Won't you be late?
22:27Yeah.
22:29I swear I'm sleeping more.
22:31Which was a life goal, but this isn't like normal sleep.
22:37There's like an electronic whistling in my head.
22:41You want a coffee?
22:43Yes, please.
22:43God.
22:44Yes.
22:48Have you tried espresso grande?
22:50The beans are roasted slow and long for a richer, smoother taste.
22:55Can't say that I have.
22:58Can't say that you have what?
22:59Tried espresso grande.
23:02Is that what this is?
23:03Well, that's just our usual shit.
23:06Hmm.
23:08So why did you bring up espresso grande?
23:11I didn't.
23:12Wait, what?
23:13Shhh.
23:14Fucking Shane.
23:15Fucking Shane's late.
23:18Ah, yeah, yeah.
23:19See you later.
23:21Mwah!
23:27So, at the hive, the bees pass the nectar between themselves until it's gooey.
23:32And then they push it into the wax chamber until it becomes... anyone?
23:38Bobby.
23:39It becomes honey.
23:40That's right.
23:41Honey.
23:43Kids love honey.
23:45That's why parents love honey nugs.
23:47Whole grain chunks covered in golden tupelo honey.
23:51The sweetest way to start your day.
23:54Honey nugs from Ditta.
23:56And can anyone tell me something with honey in it?
24:01Mickey.
24:02Honey nugs.
24:03Honey what?
24:04Honey nugs.
24:05What are...what are those?
24:08The sweetest way to start your day.
24:11Okay, if you say so.
24:14Anyone else?
24:15Bye-bye.
24:16Bye.
24:19Bye, sweetie.
24:20See you tomorrow.
24:22Hey, Oscar, what's up?
24:23You're kind of quiet today.
24:24You okay?
24:25Well, mom says we have to move out to get away from dad.
24:32Oh, well...
24:34You know your mom must have a very good reason to even think about saying something like that.
24:39Yeah, dad gets mad all the time.
24:42It must be really scary.
24:44Yeah, but he says it's mom's fault.
24:47I don't wanna go.
24:48Oh, I hear you, Oscar.
24:53Listen, sometimes we have to do things that we don't wanna do, but they turn out for the best.
25:00Mm-hmm.
25:01And the truth is, families that stay together bask in the glow of Christ's heart.
25:06For more information on faith-based family counseling, visit Christ'sHeart.com.
25:13Okay.
25:16Okay.
25:17Have a good day.
25:27Long day?
25:29Yeah.
25:32Too long for a happy accident?
25:35Fuck no.
25:38Mmm.
25:40Mmm.
25:45Mmm.
25:49Mmm.
25:54Mmm.
25:55Ride Smooth with Thirst Trap Lube.
25:58Available in six flavors.
26:01None of them vanilla.
26:02Mmm.
26:05What did you say?
26:08What did you just say?
26:09I didn't say anything.
26:11No, I mean when you were just talking about Louvre.
26:14Well, I don't need Louvre.
26:17Huh?
26:18But why did you just say ride smooth with their strap Louvre?
26:24Well, I didn't say that.
26:27Yeah, you did. Yeah, you did just now.
26:28I know the kind of sex stuff that I say, I would never say that.
26:34Oh.
26:35No, no, sorry.
26:38Fuck if I was killed.
26:40Oh.
26:45Hoping for a hard time?
26:47Try Manville erectile dysfunction gel.
26:50Side effects may include high blood pressure and suicidal ideation.
26:56What?
26:58Oh, yeah, that's a commercial message.
27:03Jesus Christ.
27:04As in an advertisement?
27:06It's something that we are trialing as a part of the evolution of our service.
27:10You must be in one of our test cells. Let me just check and see.
27:14So you're running ads through me?
27:18You're, like, giving me, like, commercial fucking Tourette's?
27:22Okay.
27:22Not all the customers appreciate the messages.
27:24Ads.
27:25Those are ads.
27:27Yeah.
27:27Not messages. Ads.
27:28They are designed to be contextually relevant to the situation that you're in.
27:33So they will stand out less in a conversation.
27:36They will be less intrusive.
27:37That makes them worse.
27:38What's your next little trick?
27:39You gotta make my asshole whistle jingles?
27:42No, that's not part of our development side.
27:43Can we opt out of this shit?
27:45Of course you can.
27:46Yeah.
27:46All you need to do is upgrade to river my impulse.
27:49That is right, Amanda. Upgrade.
27:52We can't afford that.
27:53You people are sick.
28:00Hot new fall Nikes.
28:02Just $200.
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28:08Amanda?
28:10A quick word?
28:14Sorry, um, wait, she said I said what?
28:17What I just told you.
28:18She says that you recommended Christian family counseling to her son.
28:23And, uh, well listen, she's pissed. Right?
28:26God.
28:27Like, I mean, I said it doesn't sound like something that you'd say.
28:32I didn't think that was happening during school hours. Shit.
28:36You didn't think what would happen?
28:38Feeling over the hill. Don't panic.
28:40There's hope for you.
28:42Find your mature match at Silver Swans.
28:45Exclusive dating for the over 50.
28:49I'm 49.
28:50What?
28:51And, uh, what the fuck are you talking about?
28:56So she said if I can't stop doing it,
28:59that they're gonna have to let me go.
29:02Well, what?
29:03I mean, she can't fire you.
29:05What choice do they have?
29:06I can't be around kids.
29:13Amanda.
29:15You know, if you lose your job, we're gonna struggle to even cover our common subscription.
29:20I know.
29:29We'll work it out.
29:30We'll do something.
29:33I'll do something.
29:59I'll do something.
30:00I know.
30:08OK.
30:15We're just making those sends us.
30:18No.
30:23Bye, bye.
30:24Bye, bye.
30:27Take Smith.
30:28Take up.
30:28Why can't you hear me?
30:29I was trying to spread was orbito.
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30:53Hi, Mike, it's Gaynor from Rivermine. How are you this morning?
30:56Hello? Yes, yes, yes, thank God.
30:59Uh, you got my payment, so can you flick a switch or whatever?
31:03We are processing your Rivermine Plus upgrade now.
31:06Well, how long does it take to kick in?
31:08Should be pretty much instant.
31:09Okay, great.
31:10Ketchup, mustard, and...
31:12While I have you, would you like to hear about exciting plans for the case?
31:16Fuck no.
31:17Hey, babe.
31:19Hey.
31:20Hey.
31:21Okay, so you're, uh, officially on Rivermine Plus.
31:25What?
31:25Yeah, I had a bit more left over from my overtime and stuff, so I just made an upgrade.
31:33Yeah, okay.
31:34No more ads?
31:35No more ads.
31:36No more ads.
31:38And hey, now with the location restrictions of next anniversary, we can go back to the tune-up.
31:45Oh.
31:47I wish you could afford it.
31:48I'll make sure we can afford it.
31:51Okay.
31:52Yeah.
31:56Love you.
31:57I love you.
32:14Hey, Oscar.
32:16Listen, I just...
32:17Mom said not to speak to you anymore.
32:20Okay.
32:21I'm sorry.
32:23Can you tell your mom I'm...
32:24You're not supposed to listen to you either.
32:26Hey, Oscar, why don't you come with me?
32:28Yeah.
32:34Okay, guys.
32:35Uh, just got 20 more bucks to reach our target.
32:39I love it.
32:41I love it.
32:41I love it.
32:42I love it.
32:42I love it.
32:42I love it.
32:44I love it.
32:45No, I'm not going to put it on my dick.
32:49Not doing that either.
32:51Mask stays on.
32:57Fuck.
33:06Okay.
33:08How about, uh...
33:10How about this, guys?
33:10How about for $90?
33:12I'll put the fucking mouth strap on my tongue.
33:23Um...
33:25Uh...
33:26Ooh-oh.
33:51Still ahead.
33:54How long have I been asleep?
33:57Like 12 hours.
34:00What? Mm-hmm.
34:02Jesus.
34:04My goddess of holidays. Mm-hmm.
34:06Thank God.
34:09What's wrong with you? Mm-hmm.
34:13Bit my tone. Mm-hmm.
34:17Why am I sleeping longer?
34:20As a part of our last firmware update,
34:22we did extend the sleep time a little bit.
34:26To 12 hours a night?
34:28Well, everyone can use a little extra rest, right?
34:31That's not, um, restful, though.
34:33Like, I'm not dreaming. I wake up tired.
34:37It doesn't feel like actual sleep.
34:40Oh, well, that's because it's sleep mode.
34:43Sleep mode? Yeah.
34:45While you're in sleep mode,
34:47our servers are harnessing
34:49your spare processing capabilities
34:52to help with the overall workload.
34:55So you're using my brain
34:59to power the server?
35:01Shouldn't it be the other way around?
35:03Well, it is, except for when you're in sleep mode.
35:05You can kind of think of it like...
35:08giving back to the grid.
35:10Why do I have to give back to the grid?
35:12Why? We pay for fucking plus.
35:15It's supposed to be better than common.
35:17It's better than common.
35:18Seriously, if you were still on Common, my God,
35:20you would be looking at sleeping
35:22at, like, up to 16 hours a night.
35:24And with ads? I mean, I'd be happy
35:26to drop you back down a tier.
35:28No.
35:28Or you could move up
35:30to our exciting new tier.
35:33It's actually the reason
35:34that we have extended sleep mode
35:37for our non-premium users.
35:39More premium users?
35:41Well, plus is actually now standard.
35:43But it is better than Common.
35:45And this new tier, it is ultra-premium.
35:50We call it...
35:52River Mind Luxe.
35:56If you could just turn your attention to the monitor,
35:59take a look here, right?
36:03Ever since my fatal liposuction procedure,
36:05River Mind has been a lifesaver.
36:07And now there's something even better.
36:09River Mind Luxe.
36:11River Mind Luxe doesn't just keep your brain running.
36:14It heightens your senses,
36:16meaning sights, sounds, flavors,
36:18even the feeling of this breeze.
36:21Mmm.
36:21In fact, all physical sensations
36:23are simply more...
36:26Mmm.
36:28Sensational than ever.
36:30And you're in charge.
36:32Dial it up or dial it down.
36:34Take control of your mood with the River Mind app.
36:39And with the exclusive River Mind Luxe ability browser,
36:42you can use skills and attributes
36:44sourced from other River Mind users.
36:46So if you thought you couldn't do parkour,
36:49think again.
36:51Woo!
36:51River Mind Luxe.
36:53It's life, but not as you know it.
36:59So, uh, if I could have you back over here.
37:04That was pretty cool, right?
37:06Great.
37:07Mm-hmm.
37:07How much does it cost?
37:09It's just an additional $1,000 a month.
37:13Oh, sweetheart, you'll want to watch your head.
37:16Yeah, we can't...
37:16We can barely afford what we're paying now.
37:19I know.
37:20We understand that Luxe is a real VIP package.
37:25So if you don't choose to subscribe to the full-time package,
37:30we actually have temporary boosters
37:33for, like, a few hours or a few days.
37:37No.
37:38So maybe if you have a special occasion, Amanda?
37:40We're not interested.
37:41Okay, thank you.
37:42I understand that.
37:45How much are those booster packs?
38:17What's that dumb dummies?
38:21No, I'm not gonna put one of my bunny ears up my ale.
38:25You know what?
38:43That's pretty cool.
38:47So no.
38:55I don't wanna try toPS UP
38:56Okay.
39:01Let's make this fucking quick.
39:08All good?
39:10You feeling okay?
39:11Uh-huh. Yep.
39:13Free to roam.
39:14Okay!
39:16It's better than that.
39:18What do you mean?
39:19Check the glove box.
39:27That's 12 hours the river mine looks.
39:31You're gonna have a very good time.
39:34Mike, come on. We can't afford this.
39:36I know, I know, I know.
39:37It's one weekend.
39:39I want you to enjoy it.
39:42In fact, I order you to.
39:51Yeah, that's it. You just scratch it.
39:53And then you look at the code,
39:54and that activates it.
40:00Okay, I put the app on your phone.
40:05And then you just dial up your pleasure.
40:10It does?
40:11Mm-hmm.
40:13That's it.
40:18Oh, wow.
40:20You feel it?
40:24Oh.
40:28Oh.
40:31Hi.
40:33I like your truck.
40:35Oh.
40:44My hair feels so nice.
40:46Yeah, yours feel nice.
40:48Like, extra, extra nice.
40:50Two juniper brought.
40:56Cheers.
40:57Three, two, one.
41:00You're in.
41:03Oh, my God.
41:07It's exactly as I remember it.
41:09That is...
41:09Oh, that's poignant.
41:11That is just...
41:13That's fucking amazing.
41:20Oh, look, they're back.
41:23Oh, grace.
41:26May God.
41:29My dad.
41:31My dad.
41:34My father and you.
41:37It's more than just a day.
41:41And everything I do.
41:45Is out of love.
41:47And you.
41:49La, la, la, la, la.
41:51La, la, la, la, la.
41:53La, la, la, la, la, la.
41:55La, la, la, la, la.
41:57Do, do, do, do, do.
42:10You don't need to do all that for me feels so good
42:31Maybe we can just dial it down a little bit
42:34Literally
42:35No, no, no, not right now
42:42Jesus Christ
42:43Take another breather for a second
42:45Okay
43:14I'm okay
43:15Babe
43:17Babe
43:19It's 11am
43:23Gotta check out
43:27I guess Lux is over then
43:28Mm-hmm
43:44Jax
43:45Jax
44:04Hey!
44:17Mikey!
44:18Hey, if you're gonna live by the sword, you're gonna die by it, man.
44:23Fucking kill me.
44:24Fucking kill me.
44:25Hey, just chill, man.
44:30Well, that's not so funny.
44:32Is that not funny now?
44:34It's not funny, man.
44:35Give us a fucking giggle.
44:39You're a fucking psycho.
44:41Don't fucking speak.
44:42Pitch-tricking motherfucker.
44:43Pitch-tricking motherfucker.
44:46Get up!
44:50Come back!
44:51What the fuck are you doing?
44:53Back up!
44:54Fucking suck him!
44:55Pitch-tricking asshole.
45:03You're home early.
45:04Mm-hm.
45:07What's wrong?
45:10Mike?
45:15Come on, you're scaring me.
45:24I just got fired.
45:26What?
45:28But you've worked there for ten years.
45:31Oh, I fucked up so bad, babe.
45:33How? What did you...
45:34They can't just fire you.
45:36I don't want to talk about it.
45:38You get fired and you don't want to talk about it?
45:43Wait, so...
45:43How do we, uh...
45:46I don't...
45:47What do we...
45:48How do we, um...
45:50How will we pay for River Mine Plus?
45:55I don't know.
45:55I can't start running ads again.
45:57They won't let me back in school.
46:04Well, we'll, um...
46:05You know what? We'll go to River Mine and we'll just plead our case, huh?
46:08They won't listen.
46:10Because we're...
46:11We're loyal customers.
46:14Yeah.
46:15She knows us.
46:17She...
46:17Yeah.
46:17I mean, it's been...
46:18It's been a long time.
46:19We pay on time.
46:21We have to listen, right?
46:23Yeah.
46:27I am afraid not.
46:30You know, given a little time, I'm sure I will just get another job at Uber or Postmates or whatever.
46:36Great.
46:37Yes, that's great.
46:38And when you do, we will reinstate your full subscription.
46:43I'll lose my job if, uh... if I can't get back on Plus.
46:48Sorry.
46:49Plus is actually now standard.
46:50Please!
46:51Mm-hmm.
46:52We are good customers.
46:53Mm-hmm.
46:53And we're just asking for a little bit of credit so we can have time to get back on our
46:56feet.
46:57I understand your circumstances.
46:58I do.
46:59But the system won't even let me input it.
47:01Oh, God.
47:01Not even if I try.
47:02Like, my hands are tied.
47:03Don't make us use the baby money.
47:07There's...
47:07There's still baby money?
47:10I mean, not fucking much, but yeah.
47:12You didn't tell me.
47:13Let's not use it, darling, because if we use it, then that's it.
47:16That's it.
47:17What's the point?
47:17I'm sorry.
47:17I was just giving in.
47:18Are you trying to get pregnant?
47:20Shut up.
47:20Is that what I'm hearing?
47:21Yes.
47:21You are.
47:23I mean...
47:24We haven't been trying very hard lately, but...
47:27We were hoping for a happy accident.
47:29Okay.
47:29But you're not pregnant now.
47:31Why are you asking?
47:34Pregnancy costs extra.
47:36When you're pregnant, it just alters the brain.
47:39There are cortical shifts and changes to the ventral striata.
47:44It's a lot for your brain to process when you're pregnant.
47:48Like, literally.
47:49So, it's $90 a month.
47:53Fuck you!
48:05Oh!
48:06Oh!
48:08Oh!
48:40Hey, uh, we're here for the crib.
48:47I'll get it.
48:56Good luck with the baby.
48:58We're not having a baby.
49:00Then why'd you want the crib?
49:02Well, we're setting it on fire for a music video.
49:13Help!
49:14What?
49:21What the fuck?!
49:22Well...
49:23No!
49:26No!
49:27No!
49:28No!
49:28No!
49:29No!
49:29No!
49:29Oh!
49:33There's no time to get up to the door!
49:34No!
49:36Hey, hey, babe.
49:45Hey.
49:47How you doing, sleepyhead?
49:51Happy anniversary.
49:53Do you remember?
49:56Happy anniversary, babe.
50:02Come with me, please.
50:17I could only afford 30 minutes.
50:19Oh, Mike.
50:21How did you even pay for this?
50:23Don't worry about it.
50:27You told me you weren't going to do any more tooth stuff.
50:30No, no, it's just a private buyer later on.
50:34It's dumb dummies, but it's a specialist thing.
50:36Don't even think about it.
50:37Come on.
50:41I'm just going to slide your serenity up to Max.
51:11I think it's time.
51:20It's time.
51:21Yeah.
51:21No, I don't think we're okay for a little.
51:23It's time.
51:27Only if you're sure.
51:30I'm sure.
51:34Okay.
51:48Do it when I'm not here.
52:05There we go.
52:11You're comfy, babe.
52:15I love you.
52:18I love you, too.
52:26Hmm.
52:29Are you filled with dread?
52:31Babe.
52:31Wrecked with despair?
52:32Babe?
52:33Not yet.
52:34Let the sun shine in,
52:35with Endor Fox anti-depressions.
52:37Depressant lozenges.
52:41laudan
52:42Love you.
52:51Damn, haha.
52:59Mmm.了
53:13Mom.
53:31Mom.
54:01Mom.
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