00:30Tonight's little riff is rife with sex, death, and rock and roll.
00:36Now that's entertainment.
00:40You'll meet a putrefied promoter of pop with an ear for a hit.
00:46I don't want to kill it for you.
00:48Let's just say we come into the story just when his career is getting real hot.
01:08Please, please, hurry up!
01:10Let's do it!
01:17You ever seen a guy in such a hurry to die?
01:31Oh, yeah!
01:33You got something to say with everything, don't you?
01:35Well, you keep it up, Big Numb.
01:36You'll get yours.
01:40Ooh!
01:41Do ya?
01:42Huh?
01:42I got a question for you.
01:43How do you like your brains?
01:45Fried or over easy?
01:47Who's he talking to?
01:49Come on!
01:51Let's go, goddammit!
01:52Let's hurry it up!
01:54Pull the switch!
01:56Shoot me the juice!
02:00Fry me!
02:01Fry me!
02:25There.
02:26There it is.
02:26There it is again.
02:28There.
02:29That's it.
02:59Look, you're the goddamn ear specialist. You tell me what's in there.
03:05There's nothing in there, Mr. Slash.
03:07No, I can hear something in there.
03:10What you think you hear is an aberration.
03:13An aberration caused by repeated exposure to high decibels.
03:19You've done severe damage to your ears, Mr. Slash.
03:22In the short term, earplugs always in the workplace.
03:27Ear drops each night, each ear, two drops.
03:32Put a little salve on the cotton swab,
03:36then gently coax it into the ear.
03:48What? This is all I get for a fucking $200 visit?
03:52That and some advice.
03:55If you want to keep what little hearing you have left,
03:57get out of the rock and roll business.
04:00Would tonight be soon enough, Doc?
04:05Give it up, Pete.
04:09Give it up.
04:11Come on, boys.
04:13Give it up, grab the boys.
04:16Give it up.
04:18Try it up, boys.
04:19Give it up.
04:21Try it up, boys.
04:23Give it up.
04:24Give it up, boys.
04:29C'est parti !
04:55C'est parti !
05:25C'est parti !
05:27C'est parti !
05:28C'est parti !
05:30C'est parti !
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09:21C'est parti !
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09:55C'est parti !
10:00C'est parti !
10:00Put the money down Marty !
10:02Something bad's about to happen !
10:03I can just feel it !
10:06Something bad's about to happen !
10:08You already said that !
10:10Okay !
10:11So I was premature !
10:13We know you've had the same problems from time to time !
10:15I...
10:15Shut up !
10:20Got a good story ?
10:23For the cops ?
17:26Spott, c'est Marty.
17:28Listen, Spott, j'ai des complaints sur le noise.
17:30Vous pouvez le tourner, s'il vous plaît.
17:42Anything else I can do for you, officer?
17:45Just keep it down.
17:49Oh, oh, wait!
17:57Sorry, officer, I, uh, I, I, uh, I was aiming for the wastebasket.
18:05I, I, I, I don't think I'll be needing these things anymore.
18:08Now that we turned the music down.
18:11He's looking at the drum case, Marty.
18:13He knows.
18:16Property of Donny Osmond.
18:19His tour moved down to Fairbanks, Alaska over a month ago.
18:23Don't you think Donny would be missing his drum kit?
18:25Yeah, probable.
18:27Well, why don't we get it out of here?
18:29Huh?
18:29Oh, yeah, sure.
18:30Time is, let's go.
18:30Move it out right now, okay?
18:31Up, up, up, up.
18:32Let's go.
18:33All right, here we go.
18:35Good.
18:36All right, good.
18:38Donny Osmond.
18:41Not him, I like.
18:43Remind me to get you an autographed picture.
18:46Hey, wait.
18:47Don't let him go.
18:48Goddamn him, Marty, you blew your chance.
18:49Come fast.
18:50Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
18:54Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
19:02I'm getting mighty sick of you!
19:06Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
19:08Oh, scabag!
19:11Oh, oh, oh!
19:14Hey, didn't you read that label?
19:16That stuff's 88% alcohol!
19:18Let's party!
19:21Fuck you!
19:23Hey, le docteur sent a little sound.
19:26Gently, gently!
19:32You're not even close, Marty!
19:34I wait out deep inside you!
19:38Uh oh, you're out of swaps.
19:41What are you gonna use now, Marty?
19:45Oh, a nice sharp pencil.
19:48Great idea.
19:48Jam it way deep inside your brain.
19:52Just so you can get in me!
19:59You're right.
20:02Here I am fucking with you.
20:05And I got a plane to catch.
20:21All I gotta do is walk down the stairs, right through that door, and get into my limo.
20:31You'll never make it, Marty!
20:33Who's gonna stop me?
20:35I am, motherfucker!
20:37Since you're not gonna confess, I guess I'll have to do it for you. Watch this!
20:40Hey, Marty.
20:42I'm relentless.
20:42I better bend.
20:43Did I happen to mention that I killed my bankrupt upstairs?
20:47Boy, did you see her face?
20:48She heard me, Marty!
20:49She definitely heard me!
20:52Oh, jailbait!
20:53You ever see what someone's brains look like splattered over a million dollars of cash?
20:56Well, I have!
20:58Hear me, Marty!
21:00No, they don't!
21:01Sure about that killer?
21:03Okay.
21:04Well, let's just see what happens when we walk by...
21:07HIM!
21:09Don't wanna try it, huh?
21:10Hey!
21:11Why you walking so funny?
21:14Didn't brown out your Bermudas, did ya?
21:36Hey, monkey dick!
21:37I killed my banker!
21:39Well?
21:40Some of your pants will get the cop!
21:42You hear that?
21:43Yeah!
21:43Tell the cop I stuffed the bitch in Donny Osmond's drum case!
21:48What's the matter with you, Queenie?
21:50Never made pee pee next to a psychopath before?
21:53Still don't think they can hear me, Marty?
21:55No.
21:57No.
22:00It's not possible!
22:02It's not possible!
22:03This...
22:03This is not possible!
22:05This is...
22:05This cannot be possible!
22:07Then why is everybody looking at you, fucker?
22:12Just open that door and I'll tell them all!
22:14Attention, shoppers!
22:16We got a murderer in here in 03!
22:18You be my guest!
22:20The music's so loud they can't hear you!
22:23Then I guess I'll have to speak a little louder!
22:28Oh, my love!
22:29Oh, baby, baby!
22:30Then I'll just have to turn the music up a little louder!
22:34You be my guest!
22:34Go ahead, Marty!
22:36Give me your best shot!
22:37We'll see you, Greg Spurs!
22:39Turn it up, Spud!
22:40Marty just told me to turn it down!
22:41Well, now I'm telling you, turn it up!
22:43Don't turn it up, Spud!
22:45Turn me into the cop!
22:47Oh, baby, baby, baby!
22:48Did you hear me, Spud?
22:49No!
22:51No!
22:53What was that little son of a bitch?
22:58You pathetic loser!
23:01You're gonna get mad!
23:03See what?
23:03I didn't catch that!
23:05I got a job for a guy called Marty Slash!
23:14He paid me the chicken, never no cash!
23:25And that button is hot!
23:28You know what?
23:30Come again!
23:32Tell him he killed her!
23:33Beg your pardon?
23:35Can't hear you!
23:39I'm all rolling!
23:41Get back!
23:42I'm only five foot one!
23:43Get back!
23:44I'm only five foot one!
23:46Get back!
23:47Get back!
23:47I'm only five foot one!
23:49Five foot one!
23:50Five foot one!
23:51Safe!
23:52Safe!
23:52Safe!
23:53Safe!
23:55I'LL KILL MY BANKER!!!
24:02They heard me that time, Marty.
24:05They know you didn't.
24:08What are you looking at me for?
24:16C'est parti !
24:44You can understand that, can't you ?
24:49Good, Marty !
24:51That was a lovely confession !
24:53Doesn't it feel better to get it off your chest ?
24:57Hey !
24:58What's that in your ear ?
25:02Oh !
25:06Easy !
25:17Hey, Marty !
25:18Something just occurred to me !
25:20Do you think that's what everybody was looking at all the time ?
25:23And they can never really hear me ?
25:25Oh, Marty !
25:27That would mean that if you'd just kept your mouth shut,
25:29you could've gotten away with it after all !
25:38A priest, a rabbi, and a Hindu !
25:39They're in this canoe, see ?
25:41And, uh, there's only enough food for two of them !
25:43Stop me if I've told you this before, Marty, okay ?
25:45Marty !
25:46Oh, come on, Marty !
25:48It's been two years !
25:50You still can't be mad at me !
25:53Is this any way to spend our last moments together ?
25:57This our man ?
25:58That's him !
26:00Hey !
26:01What do you say we sing some Broadway show tunes ?
26:05Hey, Slash !
26:06Think you'd eat your last meal ?
26:09Hey !
26:10Don't waste your breath !
26:11He's decker than a doornail !
26:13Oh, I know !
26:14In the last remaining moments,
26:16let's go over those Ten Commandments a few more times !
26:18Let's see !
26:19You wanna go first or shall I ?
26:21Alright, I'll go !
26:23Thou shalt not kill !
26:24Thou shalt not steal !
26:26Boy, you've done all these, haven't you, Marty ?
26:28Huh ?
26:31Is it time ?
26:34Is it time yet ?
26:35Is it time ?
26:38What's the hurry, Marty ?
26:44Well, Headbangers, wasn't that one a real smash ?
26:50I know it was for Miss Kielbasa !
26:55As for Marty,
26:58he was right about that noise in his head !
27:01He probably wished he was deaf,
27:04but he got DEATH instead !
27:07Well, until next time, freight fans !
27:10Ears looking at you !
27:16You know it was a big race !
27:19I got to sit down !
27:22Oh...
27:28You know it was a big race !
27:33Yes, it's time...
27:36Oh...
27:37You know what you're doing ?
27:38You know what you have to do...
27:38That's not a big race !
27:38I know it was a big race !
27:38You know !
27:39You know what I'm trying to find !
27:40You know what I'm trying !
27:40Without you !
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