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Gangstalicious is back with a new hit song, a new clothing line, but the same old secret.
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00:32Rapper Gangstalicious has been shot.
00:34Again?
00:35There was these dudes I used to hold money to back when I was in the drug game.
00:39Niggas, coming.
00:42How you gonna drop the gun, Gangstalicious?
00:44That is not gangster.
00:46That's very not gangster.
00:48This is about things you're too young to understand, little man.
00:51This is about thugging love.
00:55And that's when one of them dudes knocked me outside my head, right?
00:58And I was having, like, crazy dreams, like Gangstalicious was kissing the other dude.
01:03Some old craziness, man.
01:12Okay, okay, here it is.
01:13What's up?
01:14It's your boy.
01:14It's your boy, your boy.
01:16Look, okay, the moment you've all been waiting for, it's the world premiere.
01:19And that's not just around here.
01:20That's the whole world.
01:21The brand new Gangstalicious video.
01:24The song is called Homies Over Hoes.
01:26I thought you hate Gangstalicious.
01:28I mean, he a punk and all that, but he sent a nigga some free CDs and apologized and all,
01:32so I decided to squash it.
01:34He's still a punk, though.
01:35Homies over homies, homies over homies, homies over homies, homies over homies.
01:40Do the homies, do the homies, do the homies, do the homies, do the homies.
01:46You never catch a list, rolling with no bitch, cause bitches ain't shit.
01:51That's all my coolest dig.
01:53Up on your knuckleheads, up on your knuckleheads, up all heads and jets.
01:56Nigga, we hating on them hoes like we hate the feds.
01:59Bitch, can't you see?
02:01Fall back away from me.
02:02Me and my niggas both just in the VIP.
02:05Now bump it to the left, bump it to the right, cause when you do the homies, nigga got to
02:10do it right.
02:12Oh my God, this is crazy.
02:16Homies over homies, do the homies, do the homies, do the homies, do the homies, do the homies.
02:24Cause bitches be trouble, be having niggas beefing.
02:27You tricking on that hoe and your niggas ain't eatin'.
02:30She pushin' your whip, spendin' all your cash.
02:33Your homie got shot up, why you pushin' that ass?
02:36Homies over homies, homies over hoes, homies over hoes, homies over hoes.
02:43You the homies, you the homies, you the homies.
02:47You the homies, you the homies.
03:00The same spark that lights the dark so that you can know you're left and you're right.
03:04I am the ballad in your box.
03:05The bullet in the gun, the inner glow that let you know to call your brother's son.
03:09The story that just begun, the promise of what's to come.
03:11And I'ma remain a soldier till the war is won.
03:25See, you gotta remember, it was the 80s.
03:27Tied pants, headbands, jigger curls.
03:30You could just be out the closet, nobody would notice.
03:33But that wasn't enough for us.
03:34We wanted to stand out.
03:36And that's where we made our mistake.
03:38See, the world just wasn't ready for gay rappers back then.
03:41But in a lot of ways, I feel like we paved the way for all these gay-ass rappers that's
03:46out here nowadays.
03:47Mm-hmm, it was us.
03:48Think about it.
03:50Hey, check it out.
03:51Gangstalicious sent me a box of free gear.
03:53And I'ma be the first nigga on the streets to rock it.
03:55Gangstalicious sure does send you a lot of free stuff.
03:57Hey, man, Gangstalicious is my homies.
03:59Oh, now your homies.
04:00Yesterday, it was a punk.
04:01Sometimes you just gotta put aside your differences and work through problems with your homies.
04:05So y'all can keep to being homies.
04:07You feel me, homie?
04:09That's very sensitive of you, Riley.
04:10And you're okay with his lifestyle.
04:13Well, I mean, I know he ain't no real gangster, but that's cool.
04:15Because, see, he's in entertainment.
04:17He ain't got to be out in the streets like I do.
04:18He's telling our stories for us.
04:21So you're okay with him being gay?
04:23Gay?
04:24Who said he was gay?
04:26Nigga, is you crazy?
04:29Gangstalicious gay.
04:30You crazy.
04:31Come on, Riley.
04:32The song, the dance, I mean, do the homies.
04:35The homie dance ain't gay.
04:37I do the homies.
04:37That's not gay?
04:38You who thinks everything in the world is gay?
04:40Nigga, you gay.
04:41You gay.
04:42Y'all niggas are gay.
04:43Nigga, you gay.
04:44That's gay.
04:45Don't find any of this gay at all.
04:46Okay, so all that other stuff was gay.
04:49But Gangstalicious ain't gay.
04:50You can't just go throwing that gay thing around, Huey.
04:53That's a serious accusation.
04:54You the one who said he kissed another man.
04:55What I had said was them dudes knocked me upside my head and I dreamed he kissed another man.
05:00How often do you have dreams about men kissing?
05:02Shut up.
05:02I never dream about my heroes kissing other men.
05:04Man, stop.
05:05This whole conversation is making me uncomfortable.
05:08I dreamt about Muhammad Ali just last night, but he was fighting Joe Frazier, not kissing him.
05:12Ooh, gay-ass nigga.
05:13Shut up, shut up, shut up.
05:15Ooh, I ain't listening to you.
05:18Now, Licious, you got the hit song that's killing him in the streets right now.
05:22No, don't take that literally, folks.
05:24Just killing him in the streets, homies over hoes.
05:27And now, I'm telling you, the clothing line's jumping off.
05:29This thing is, what?
05:31What do you say, Gelman?
05:32Off the hook?
05:33Tell us about that.
05:33Well, you know, Reej, we just had to bring, you know, our own flavor to the fashion game.
05:37You know, fashion is a real big thing to me and my crew.
05:40You know what I'm saying?
05:40Personal grooming, hygiene, facial, shiatsu, seaweed wraps, you know, that type of thing.
05:45And we're not doing it for the females, you know what I'm saying?
05:48We're doing it just for us, you know, that's real ding-dang-dang-dang.
05:50All right, now, we got some models.
05:52Check it over here with some of your new gear.
05:55Now, the vest isn't actually bulletproof, correct?
05:58No, not really, but it's a hot style, and pink is definitely the end color for the season.
06:03And here we have the gang's delicious super long team.
06:06Oh, that's long, baby, but that's the style, right?
06:08Oh, why is the backside cut out?
06:09I knew you were going to ask that, and I like your attention to detail, Kel.
06:12I'll tell you why.
06:13That way, you don't have to waste time.
06:15I'm lifting up your T-shirt.
06:16You can get to your toast real fast, you know what I'm saying?
06:18Get the drop on it, nigga.
06:19Not that we want the kids to carry guns or nothing like that, because we always tell the kids that
06:23that ain't the way.
06:24Matter of fact, I had a song called, Kids, That Ain't The Way.
06:27But if you got to pull a burner out on a nigga, this T-shirt could give you the half
06:32a second or more that may save your life.
06:34Now, this here is just amazing.
06:36Pearl necklaces.
06:38I didn't know men wore pearls.
06:40Oh, yes, definitely, definitely, Kelly.
06:42You know, we just want cats out there in the street, you know, to step their jewelry game up.
06:46It's all about pearl necklaces.
06:49Wow!
06:49Pearl necklaces!
06:50Well, I don't know if I could wear one, but fascinating.
06:54Yo, is that the new Gangstalicious game?
06:57Where'd you get that?
06:58It's fly right there, love.
06:59Yo, look at those sandals right there, dawg.
07:01Yo, you said Gangstalicious, he sent them shits to you and something?
07:04Yeah, man, me and Gangstalicious been homies for a minute.
07:07Damn, that homies over hoes just shitted on our rags to bitches, Joey.
07:10Yo, why didn't we think of that, man?
07:12Yo, we sound like a bunch of bitch niggas that need women in their lives or something, man.
07:16But I'm saying, I mean, we calling them bitches and hoes and shit.
07:19It ain't like we respecting them or nothing like that.
07:21Damn, we sound like straight faggots, dawg.
07:23Ah, still, man, the new single ain't moving.
07:25We ain't doing no shows.
07:26I got college loans and shit.
07:28Hey, bitch, what the fuck is you doing in here?
07:31Can't you see the homies is talking?
07:33This is homie talk happening.
07:34How you just gonna walk in on the homie talk, bitch?
07:36I mean, y'all hoes is trouble.
07:38Nigga, you've been begging me to come over here for a month.
07:41You know what?
07:42Y'all hoes can get the fuck up out of here.
07:43What'd we do?
07:44Man, just beat it.
07:45It's homie time right now, okay?
07:49Hey, word to mother, he right, yo.
07:52Word, son, I'm saying.
07:53I mean, you know, this is what real niggas out in the struggle want to see right now, man.
07:57Yo, that's real talk.
07:59Hey, y'all should get on the remix.
08:01Yeah, that'd be gold right there.
08:03That shit would be unbelievably fucking banging, word to mother.
08:06Hey, real talk, that would help me get out of this debt real quick, man.
08:10Yeah, but I don't really know gang solicitors like that.
08:12Plus, I heard the niggas hard to get at, too.
08:14That's what I heard.
08:14Aw, man, I talk to Gangsta Lish's all the time.
08:17Ew, for real?
08:18Hello.
08:19What up, Lish?
08:20Hey, hey, Riley, what's up, little man?
08:23What's going on?
08:24What's good?
08:24It's all good, man.
08:25Just out here Rick Rossin' it.
08:27You know, not loving them hoes.
08:28Ha ha, hey, man, did you get that box of clothes I sent you?
08:31It's your size, right?
08:32Oh, yeah, that was a good look, man.
08:34Appreciate it.
08:34Aw, man, listen, don't even sweat that.
08:36Anything for a little homie.
08:38You know, we homies got to look out for each other, right?
08:40Hey, speaking of looking out, I don't know if you heard the news, but I'm down with the
08:43Lethal Interjection crew.
08:44Oh, yeah, yeah, they did that song on F Grand there.
08:46That was hot.
08:47Yeah, well, they knew single ain't really selling that much, so they was wondering if
08:50you would do a song with them.
08:51Maybe they can get on that Homies Over Hoes remix.
08:54Mm, uh, yeah, you know what?
08:58You know what, Riley, anything for a little homie, you know what I'm saying?
09:01Just tell them to call my people.
09:02We set it up right away.
09:03Aight, thanks, Licious.
09:04Hey, man, no problem.
09:06And, you know, and, and, Riley, you know, I just wanted to say, you know, you know, thank
09:10you, you know, for, you know, keeping everything that's between us, you know.
09:14Oh, you mean how you was crying and everything when niggas was chasing us?
09:18Oh, man, I ain't gonna tell nobody about that.
09:20No, no, no, I mean, you know, I mean, you know, I mean, you know, the other thing.
09:25Oh, you mean when they stripped you naked and shot at you?
09:28No, I mean, yeah, that too, but I mean, no, I mean, you know, the other, the other thing.
09:33Uh, what else happened?
09:35See, that, see, that, that's what I'm talking about.
09:39That's why I fuck with you, Riley.
09:41Homies know how to keep a secret.
09:42Homies know how to keep a secret.
09:44Uh, okay.
09:45I ain't mad, so I'll call you later.
09:47Peace, homies over hoes.
09:49Hang this up, boo-boo.
09:50Mm-hmm.
09:51Hmm.
09:52He said for me, no problem.
09:53Yeah, son, that's what I'm talking about.
09:56Homies over hoes.
09:58Homies over hoes.
09:59Homies over hoes.
10:01Hey, I just forgot my...
10:03Do the homemade.
10:04Do the homemade.
10:05Do the homemade.
10:07Do the homemade.
10:08Do the homemade.
10:14Wait, what the hell are you wearing?
10:15Is that a bra?
10:16What?
10:16It's just a white beater.
10:17Where are your pants?
10:18Why are you wearing a skirt?
10:21No, Granddad.
10:22These are Gangsta-licious shorts for thugs.
10:24See, they got an extra flap with a pocket, so you, you know, you hide what you want to hide
10:28from the police.
10:29Kind of hot, right?
10:31You want me to see if he got your side?
10:32But you're carrying a purse.
10:33Come on, Granddad.
10:35This ain't no purse.
10:36It's a Gangsta-licious man bag.
10:39What's wrong?
10:40Nothing.
10:41Uh...
10:45No!
10:50What in tarnation did he wear?
10:52I don't know.
10:53Do you think he's...
10:54Only trading the Fagsville?
10:55Absolutely.
10:56No doubt in my mind.
10:58I'm so sorry, Robert.
10:59A gay grandson.
11:01Huh.
11:01I can't imagine anything wasting that.
11:04Not Riley.
11:04Maybe there's another explanation.
11:06Maybe this is some kind of crazy sitcom misunderstanding.
11:08No, wake up.
11:09Wake up and smell the gay coffee.
11:11All the evidence you could possibly need is right in front of your face.
11:14It'll only be a matter of time before that little boy be a grown man.
11:17Bent over a table with his pants around his ankles.
11:19Being entered repeatedly by another man.
11:22Choo-choo!
11:23Last train to Fagsville, leaving in five minutes.
11:25Leaving in five minutes for that chocolate tonner hole.
11:32Hey, boy.
11:33Something's wrong with Riley.
11:34He's wearing women's clothes and carrying a purse.
11:36What do you think it is?
11:38Ah, I knew it.
11:39A gay grandson.
11:40Why me?
11:42Oh, man.
11:43That's it.
11:43It's gonna be weird.
11:44It's gonna be so weird from now on.
11:47Poor you.
11:48You have to share a room with him.
11:49Nope.
11:50Can't do that anymore.
11:50You guys gonna have to have your own room.
11:52That's all there is to that.
11:53Yep.
11:53Got to.
11:53No other choice.
11:55You probably shouldn't be using the same bathroom either.
11:57Yes.
11:57That's right.
11:59Matter of fact, we might have to move Riley out to the garage.
12:01And that's all there is to it.
12:10Did you know gay influence in rap culture has increased greatly in the last ten years?
12:16Why?
12:17First, rap culture has been increasingly influenced by prison culture.
12:21And prison culture is really, really gay.
12:24Second, with rap albums declining greatly in profitability,
12:28rappers often depend on fashion lines to make money.
12:31And fashion is really, really, really gay.
12:35Last but not least, we have a drug called ecstasy.
12:38Ecstasy is a drug that seems to make gay things happen.
12:42By the time they stop moving and sweating,
12:43you can't help but want to suck on something.
12:48Hey, boy.
12:49You want to go out and play some football?
12:51Not right now.
12:53Hey, Riley, look.
12:54Cutie Pie.
12:55Sydney's over here to visit.
12:56You want to play with her?
12:57Young Rizze!
12:58What's the business, McBurger?
13:01No.
13:01Oh, you cold as ice, Breezy.
13:06Hey there, boy.
13:07Let's spend some man time together.
13:09Yeah, yeah, yeah.
13:10Just you and me.
13:11I take it anywhere you want to go.
13:13Now, what do you say?
13:13Huh?
13:14Uh, let's go chase some girls.
13:15Oh, let's go shopping.
13:21Wait a minute.
13:22Maybe if someone talked to him about sex,
13:24this will all straighten itself out.
13:25Oh, you gonna talk to him?
13:26Oh, no, mm-mm, mm-mm, no, not me, mm-mm.
13:30So, you see, my dearest Riley,
13:32it is this instinctive and burning need
13:35to procreate between a man and a bitch
13:37that not only keeps the human race going,
13:39but also fuels many important industries,
13:42such as my very own.
13:43So, what do you think about homies over hoes?
13:45Is that something that Dennis...
13:46I don't know what that is.
13:48Homies over hoes?
13:49You know, like,
13:50you're supposed to put your homie over ho.
13:51That's how pimps do, right?
13:53I don't think homies over hoes is a sentiment
13:56that a pimp named Slickback can co-sign, Riley.
13:59I mean, don't get me wrong.
14:00A pimp named Slickback will put a lot of things over a ho.
14:03Money over a ho?
14:04Always.
14:05Brand new gators over a ho?
14:07Absolutely.
14:08A turkey sandwich with just tomato?
14:11Guaranteed.
14:12But homies?
14:12Oh, no.
14:13A pimp named Slickback don't do shit for the homies.
14:17Let me reiterate.
14:19Don't do shit for the homies.
14:21Unless the homie want to walk that stroll
14:23and get that money,
14:24the homie ain't getting a goddamn thing.
14:27And the same goes for brothers, peeps, dudes,
14:29fellas, dunnies, comrades,
14:31whatever the fuck niggas is calling each other nowadays.
14:34Sound like some gay shit to me.
14:42Hey, Gangstalicious just hit me on my space
14:44and said he put me on the list for the show tonight.
14:46Yeah!
14:47Don't you think it's strange a superstar rapper
14:48goes so far out of his way to be nice to an eight-year-old?
14:51The man Gangstalicious loves his fans.
14:52Especially the ones that know his dirty little secret.
14:56And by dirty little secret,
14:57I mean the fact that he's gay.
14:59Shut up!
15:00He ain't gay!
15:02So what if he's gay?
15:04Statistically speaking,
15:04gay men make more money,
15:06they're cleaner.
15:06Yeah, I guess.
15:07They cook better,
15:08they're better groomed,
15:09less likely to get in trouble with the law.
15:11Really?
15:11You get all that with gay?
15:13And you don't have to worry about
15:14any accidental great-grandkids, huh?
15:16That's true.
15:17Last thing I need around here is some more kids.
15:18See?
15:19I don't know.
15:20I'm from the old school.
15:21I mean, I ain't homophobic,
15:23but you know,
15:23gay men get me in the heeba-jeebas.
15:24Oh, come on, Robert.
15:25So what are you gonna do?
15:26Stop loving your grandson because he's gay?
15:28Well, yeah, I guess.
15:31But maybe I'll think about it.
15:32We are back with our guest Jessica Ethelberg,
15:35also known as Wonder Cheeks,
15:37reading excerpts from her amazing new best-selling book,
15:39The Private Lives of Superstar Rappers.
15:41Of all the rappers I met during those years,
15:44I loved Gangstalicious the most.
15:46I called him Freddie.
15:47I wanted more than anything to give my heart to him forever,
15:51but I couldn't because...
15:54Because he was so unbelievably gay.
15:57So unbelievably gay?
16:01Gay?
16:03That bitch lying.
16:05See?
16:05This is why I don't read.
16:06Riley, he's gay.
16:08It's really not that big a deal.
16:09Not a big deal.
16:10If he gay, I'm his homie,
16:12and a fan of his music,
16:13then that makes me gay, too.
16:14I like Elton John.
16:15It does make me gay.
16:16Is Elton John gay?
16:17Yeah.
16:18See?
16:18And you gay.
16:19But I know I'm not gay
16:21because I'm the most not-gay nigga
16:22of all the not-gay niggas in the whole universe.
16:24But see, people hate on you when you're shining.
16:27See?
16:27That's what it is.
16:28They make up stories.
16:29Like me, I stay shining.
16:31So, who knows?
16:32Pretty soon, people gonna be calling me gay.
16:34But I'm not.
16:35And neither is Gangstalicious.
16:39Full throttle radio.
16:40Fat Man Scoop, a.k.a. Big Colorado, we're back.
16:43And we have in the building with us right now,
16:45Gangstalicious himself.
16:46Yo, what up, Scoop?
16:48What's up with me?
16:48What's up with you, Licious?
16:50You tell me.
16:51What's up with you?
16:52A lot of crazy things are being said right now about you.
16:54I wanted to give you the chance to clear the air right now,
16:57so tell the world what your side of the story is.
16:59Well, first of all,
17:01I ain't even gonna dignify the accusations with a response,
17:04you know,
17:05because that's so ridiculous.
17:07I ain't got the answers to no bitch.
17:09See, that's exactly the kind of shit
17:11a scandalous hoe is good for,
17:13they ain't known for,
17:14they notorious for snitching, you know?
17:16Whether you snitch to the feds
17:17or you snitch the random house,
17:19you know?
17:20Snitching, snitching.
17:23Oh, man.
17:24I can't believe this shit.
17:26I was gonna be able to pay my car note this month.
17:28I knew it.
17:28I always had a feeling about that dude.
17:30Oh, man.
17:32What are we supposed to do now?
17:33This gay-ass nigga gonna be here in the hour.
17:35Oh, no.
17:36We can't fuck with this song now.
17:37I mean, if everyone, you know, think he a homo,
17:39we get on the track with him,
17:40we're gonna be homos by association, dog.
17:53Man, this is gonna be weird.
17:55This is gonna be so weird.
17:57I'm keeping these pearls, though, my nigga.
17:59This shit is fly.
18:00Yeah, yeah, nigga, you ain't lied about that shit.
18:02That shit is hot.
18:04Oh, shit.
18:05The nigga's here.
18:06Hide!
18:07Hide!
18:07Turn on the lights!
18:08Shh, shh.
18:09Rock'n'roll gangsta
18:11Rock'n'roll gangsta
18:16Rock'n'roll gangsta
18:27Rock'n'roll man
18:36Shh, shh.
18:39Now you call it, and you don't even answer the phone.
18:42Shh, shut up.
18:48He's gay, isn't he?
18:50Yep.
18:52And I was his biggest fan.
18:53That make me gay, don't it?
18:58Yep.
19:02I know it's wrong, but I really want my own room.
19:08Take it easy on him, Granddad.
19:10He's just trying to come to terms with it.
19:18Granddad, I think I might be.
19:22It's okay, son.
19:23I know.
19:24I might be.
19:26It's okay.
19:28It's okay.
19:32You were gay, boy.
19:34How did that be?
19:35How did that happen?
19:36You see, Bernie?
19:37It's exactly what I said.
19:38What's gonna happen?
19:39Remember?
19:40This is it.
19:40Nobody gonna work with me now.
19:42I think it's really...
19:44It's really awful.
19:47La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la,
19:50la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
19:50Rock and roll, gangsta.
19:52Rock and roll, gangsta.
19:54Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
19:57Rock and roll, man.
20:01Man, just tell the truth.
20:03You gay.
20:04Will hip-hop ever accept an outwardly gay rapper?
20:07I don't know.
20:09First, somebody has to come out the closet.
20:12Peek-a-boo.
20:16I'm gonna talk about gay.
20:18You wanna talk about gay?
20:19Talk about gay.
20:20Doggin' out your homie for what some ho say.
20:22That's gay.
20:23But I saw you.
20:24I saw you kiss a man.
20:26You saw him kiss me.
20:28While I was tied up, hello.
20:30Think I want his old, big, soft, nasty lips on me.
20:34Ew, it's nasty.
20:41Aw, man.
20:42You right, Gangs Delicious.
20:44My bad.
20:45I was tripping.
20:47I should have never brought it up.
20:48Of course you ain't gay, man.
20:50I'm sorry.
20:51Hey, man.
20:51It's you.
20:52It's all good, little homie.
20:54You wanna hang out for a little while?
20:55You still got kissed by a dude.
20:57Yeah, I know.
20:58But, yeah, I brushed my teeth with bleach and pneumonia when I got home.
21:01So, you know, I'm saying I'm too.
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21:05Yeah, bitch.
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