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Riley tries to recover his stolen platinum and diamond chain.
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00:13What's good with your planet Earth?
00:15This your boy Doug Nippincent representin' Terry Bells, Georgia, you know what I'm sayin'?
00:18Lethal interjection movin' next to your home, check the change, niggas!
00:21I know y'all love my music and love my videos and shit, but be fully prepared to drink hella
00:26hater raid, niggas, cause y'all bout to see how good it is to be me, and how bad it
00:29is
00:29to be you.
00:30We got plenty of hoes spinnin', we got twenty-fold spinnin', it's Doug Nippincent's crib, niggas!
00:34Let's roll!
00:39I like to give them haters somethin' to hate right when they get to the door, niggas!
00:43Ding!
00:44Dong!
00:45Y'all nobody doin' like this here, niggas!
00:47We doin' real grande around here, man!
00:49Ain't nobody got one of these!
00:51A doorbell with real bitches singin' their notes?
00:53Ding!
00:55Dong!
00:55That's right, niggas!
00:58Whorebells!
00:59Ha ha ha ha ha!
01:05Yeah, you know, I believe in investin' in the arts, and I believe in investin' in myself!
01:10Now this shit right here, this some old John Woo shit, niggas!
01:13This on the movie Killer!
01:14You know what I'm sayin'?
01:14But that's me, though!
01:15You mad?
01:16You hatin' my niggas?
01:17Well, it's hard not to, niggas!
01:18Ha ha!
01:24You might wanna send your lady out the room for this next one, man!
01:27She bout to start lookin' at you like a serious disappointment, man!
01:30A living room with a motherfuckin' jacuzzi, nigga!
01:34Oh, but there's more, my nigga!
01:36This is the straw that breaks the haters' camel's back, nigga!
01:38I got hoax on tap, nigga!
01:42Observe!
01:52Shit!
01:53This one nigga came through here with his bitch!
01:55Left with a case of hate poisoning, nigga!
01:57You know what I'm sayin'?
01:57Hey, hey, hey, Flo!
01:58Tell me about that nigga that got his fist crushed by the rubies and the diamonds and shit!
02:01Yeah, he killed himself, man!
02:03Took his own life and shit, you know what I mean?
02:05Suicide know was some shit about his ex-girlfriend and all of that, but...
02:08We all knew that the ship was about the diamonds and the rubies and the jacuzzi!
02:13Now, this is quite a convention park!
02:14It's especially for y'all niggas out there with your little in-ground pools, diving boards, or whatever!
02:19Step the pool game up, nigga!
02:20We slide down with ours!
02:22You know what I'm sayin'?
02:24Your bitch does!
02:26Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
02:31Now, this right here is what I like to call my bitch tank!
02:34And this bitch is Debbie!
02:39Y'all broke niggas keep buying fish food if you want!
02:43Hey, don't sweat it, homie!
02:45Cause when it's time to show the world how the broke niggas live!
02:47Maybe MTV will come to your house and it'll be your turn to shine!
02:51But until then, tell your moms to get off my dick, nugga!
02:54And get the hell up outta here, bitches!
03:01I am the stone that the builder refused!
03:03I am the visual, the inspiration that made ladies sing the blues!
03:07I'm the spark that makes your idea bright!
03:08The same spark that lights the dark so that you can know your left from your right!
03:11I am the ballad in your box, the bullet, in the gun, the inner glow that let you know
03:15to call your brother's son, the story that just begun, the promise of what's to come!
03:19I'm a remaining soldier till the war is won!
03:22One, one!
03:23Chop, chop, chop, chop!
03:24Two, three, four!
03:27Chop, chop, chop, chop!
03:29Two, three, four!
03:30Chop, chop, chop!
03:32Two, three, four!
03:33To be in our cribs!
03:35The fulfillment of a lifelong dream of the last six or seven years!
03:38It was a big day for my homie Thugnificent being on Cribs and all!
03:42I love to see my niggas on TV shining!
03:44Cause when they shine, I shine!
03:46Sorta!
03:49Goddamn!
03:50Can somebody tell me what time it is?
03:51What the fuck wrong with your wife?
03:52Shit, nigga, the sun is reflecting all this ice!
03:54I can't see a motherfucker thing!
03:55Man, get the fuck out of me!
03:56Nah, for real, nigga, look!
03:58Ah, shit!
03:59Ah, man!
04:00You got your stutter shades, right?
04:01Then put the motherfuckers on then, nigga!
04:03Tell me what time it is!
04:04Man, nigga, it's 2.30!
04:07Hey, the doorbell girl was wondering if you were expecting any more company,
04:10because she can stay if you want, but in 20 minutes, it's gonna be time and a half, so...
04:13Time and a half?
04:15Hell no!
04:16Send that bitch home!
04:18Matt, the hose is supposed to be here at noon!
04:20What the fuck?
04:21Man, Quentin just texted me.
04:22He say the hose is in route!
04:24Quentin's hose is always in route!
04:25They ain't never in here!
04:27Damn!
04:28We might as well be working at Kinko's!
04:29Hey, Thug-nificent!
04:30I'm taking off!
04:31Just wanted to say thanks for the opportunity.
04:33It was great!
04:33Hey, little mama, why don't you stay and kick it with us for a little bit?
04:35Hey, hey, hey!
04:36You sure you gotta leave?
04:37Sorry!
04:37My boyfriend's here.
04:38He wanted to meet you so bad, but he's gotta get back to work at Kinko's.
04:41So, bye!
04:42Hey, did you want the water slide to keep going?
04:45Because it was getting expensive.
04:46I mean, it's your money.
04:47I'm all like, it's whatever.
04:49Nah.
04:50Nah.
04:50Cut it off.
04:51Shut it off!
04:53Shut it off!
04:56Man!
04:57Hey!
04:58Who turned out the motherfucking water?
05:07Hey, guy!
05:08What I got to do to become a member of the Lethal Interjection crew?
05:11Man, you wanna be down with us?
05:12You talking about joining a family?
05:14This crew is made up of niggas I know my whole life, shawty!
05:17Except for Flo Nomino and Macktastic, who I met through the label last year, but...
05:21We're like brothers, though!
05:23Lethal Interjections is about rags to bitches, nigga!
05:26Man, I'm about rags to bitches, too!
05:28It's about getting paper, my nigga!
05:30Now you know I'm all about getting my paper!
05:32Come on, man, you gots to let me in the crew!
05:34Now, Riley, I want you to know that even though we doing it real grand,
05:37if this rap shit don't work, we running up in niggas' houses, my blood!
05:41I mean, I mean, what?
05:42Yeah, we gonna be hitting the streets, son!
05:45Moving mad rock all day, selling that real heavy drug shit!
05:48You know what I mean?
05:50Boy, we be flipping them burgers at Wendy's, my nigga!
05:53You know what I mean?
05:54With the fries and shit!
05:55I'll do whatever, nigga!
05:56Shakes all that extra ketchup here!
05:58Need some napkins, you feel me?
06:02Man, what the fuck is you talking about?
06:04What the fuck was that?
06:04I'm sorry, man!
06:06I wasn't thinking about it!
06:07Nah, I did it!
06:08I should've said Mike Bird King!
06:11Let's just go to the initiation!
06:13The first test is the agreeability test!
06:15Before you are a member of the team,
06:16we have to make sure you share my thugnificent tastes and sensibilities!
06:27Oh shit, nigga!
06:28That motherfucker banging right there!
06:29You hear that bass line?
06:30Yo, it's blazing, son!
06:32That shit is incredible, kid!
06:33I mean, it's high to high, but you know me?
06:35I would just turn up the bass a little higher in the monolith's piece!
06:38Fuck you, hatin' ass nigga!
06:39I don't nobody give a fuck with your dumbass thing!
06:41Give me this motherfucker!
06:43Get your ass up out of here, yo, hook-ass nigga!
06:45I'm tired of this!
06:46Fuck-ass pussy-ass nigga!
06:48I'm tired of this!
06:48Fuck-ass pussy-ass nigga!
06:48Fuck up out of here with that bullshit!
06:50Baby!
06:51Nigga!
06:52Anyway, Riley, what do you think?
06:55Uh, I think it sound really good!
06:57Are you sure you like it?
06:59Cause if you wanna be down with the Lethal Interjection crew,
07:02you got to really think it sounds good!
07:05I do!
07:06How good?
07:07Uh, real good?
07:11Okay, you passed!
07:12Next is a test of courage!
07:28Uh!
07:33Is that...
07:34Yeah, yeah!
07:36Yeah!
07:36Go ahead, shorty!
07:37Go ahead, nigga!
07:38Get out of there!
07:39Get out of there!
07:40Get out of there!
07:40Get out of here!
07:41Uh, huh!
07:43Uh, huh!
07:45What up, dawg?
07:47What?
07:48What?
08:06The third test is a test of intelligence, find a way to get some hoes over here.
08:13I can get some hoes over here, what y'all niggas know about my space.
08:17Hey, wait, yo, we're the mother, I heard about this shit, you know what I mean?
08:21I know a lot of girls on my space.
08:22I mean, I don't really pay much attention to them, though, because I be all about my paper.
08:26Hey, yo, you talking to girls your age or grown-up girls or shit?
08:29Grown-up.
08:29They got little pictures of each one, too, so you can see what they look like.
08:32And you can reach these hoes and tell them to come over here and get bucket naked?
08:35Yep, yep.
08:36How many?
08:37I don't know about a hundred, a hundred ten, thousand.
08:43See, this search engine hooks it up so that I can find all the hoes in a 50-mile radius
08:47that are fans of your music.
08:49Yo, dawg, you like a motherfucking computer genius and shit.
08:53God damn.
08:53Want me to ask them to come over?
09:00Say, baby girl, hey, boo, check it out.
09:02Come holler at him, Tim, one time with your fine yell ass.
09:04Come here, boo, let me holler at you.
09:05Oh, fuck you then, bitch.
09:08Bucket mouth, huh?
09:09Well?
09:10Not bad for short notice.
09:11So, so am I in the crew?
09:13Do I get a chain?
09:14Come back tomorrow, partner.
09:16Yeah, yeah.
09:21I'm gonna get a chain.
09:22Oh, of course.
09:24Now I get it.
09:25Huey, you not a real nigga like me, see?
09:27You don't understand how bad a nigga need a chain.
09:29If I had a chain, everything in my life would be perfect.
09:32But what happened to the chain that Aunt Cookie bought you?
09:36Free me.
09:40Nigga, you know that wasn't no chain.
09:42That was a necklace.
09:42This'll be a real chain.
09:44Oh, man.
09:46I can't wait for niggas to start hating.
09:47I can't wait.
09:48So you judge your success by the amount of ill will you generate from those around you?
09:51Hey, if niggas ain't mad at you, then you doing something wrong.
09:54By that definition, then, you have a very bright future.
09:57Thanks, man.
10:00Having been shown to be a nigga of impeccable character,
10:03I do hereby announce that Riley Freeman is officially part of the Lethal Interjection crew.
10:10All the hate and envy that I've collected with this chain over the years will now transfer to you.
10:16Now just remember what you represent when you have it on and be proud of it.
10:20There isn't a single member of the Lethal Interjection crew that isn't ready to die for his chain, nigga.
10:25Uh, no, not me.
10:27Uh-uh.
10:27Well.
10:28No thanks.
10:28Except for Leonard.
10:29But he's bitch-made.
10:31Your chain, my nigga.
10:33Your chain.
10:35Yeah.
10:39I done came up, got my name up.
10:42So when they speakin' who blinged up, I'm who they bring up.
10:45Come up dissin' and you'll come up missin'.
10:48I'm a cutthroat baller like O.J. Simpson.
10:50Little homie, listen, try and serve me.
10:53I put a 25 in your back like Barry Bonsters.
10:55You on the streets, on the beats.
10:58Y'all ain't able, cause two artists showin' rappers like major labels.
11:01What's with the ice grillin', homie, you change your face.
11:04Cause he done do more than tame you to change your race.
11:07Girls love metaphor, and I'm not in back.
11:09Addicted to gettin' head.
11:11Chicks call me the brainiac.
11:12Battle rap with words worn like G-Hat.
11:15I like dope, flow crack, my notepad need rehab.
11:18Oh, fuck y'all CDs, y'all can't see these or touch these.
11:20Rhymes so chronic, my songs beat it on much cheese.
11:39As soon as I woke up, I knew who took my chain.
11:41Butch Magnus Milosevic.
11:44Butch Magnus?
11:45Crazy Butch Magnus?
11:46Something's really wrong with that kid.
11:48The most fucked up child I've ever met in my life.
11:51My long ass sorry motherfuckin' goddamn life.
11:55Butch Magnus? Awful.
11:56Terrible human, makes me sick to think of him.
11:59I'm gonna vomit now.
12:00Otherwise known as One Punch Butch.
12:03He like to jack you first and then ask you for your shit all after the fact.
12:06What kind of sandwich is this?
12:10What are you listenin' to?
12:13Let me ride your bike real quick, bitch.
12:16Last year, Butch was expelled from the Jesus, Mary, and Joseph Academy for poised for assaultin' a nun.
12:21Give me that shit.
12:25He even made it on one of them Waripovich episodes where they send them kids to boot camp.
12:30You listen to me, you little fat turd, I'm not your mama, and I'm not gonna put up with it.
12:44Uh-oh, looks like someone caught a beatdown.
12:47Ain't nobody catch no beatdown.
12:49I got snuck by this bully, Butch Magnus.
12:51He sucker punched me.
12:52Hmm, a bully, huh?
12:53Well, there's only one way to deal with bullies.
12:55You gotta stand up to them.
12:56I remember when I was young, that was one bully.
12:58Big dude.
12:59I forget his name.
12:59Anyway, he used to pick on anybody.
13:01Steal your bike, your chain, and one day I had enough, and I confronted him.
13:06And I had a gun, but you know what?
13:07I don't wanna use my gun.
13:08Back in my day, we fought with our hands.
13:11Deebo, that was his name, Deebo.
13:12Big old ugly dude.
13:13And I had a friend named Smokey.
13:15And then I grabbed myself a brick.
13:17Grandad, you didn't live that.
13:18That's from that movie, Friday.
13:20Oh, yeah.
13:22Well, the lesson is still the same.
13:24Wait, what was the question?
13:27Dude, that is really shit.
13:29That's like a sweet piece of...
13:30Oh, yeah.
13:31Bitch Magnus.
13:32Yeah.
13:32Uh-oh.
13:33What'd you call me?
13:34I called you a bitch, cause you's a bitch.
13:36What, you thought I wasn't gonna come see you?
13:38You thought you wasn't gonna get the taste smacked out of your mouth for trying to jack young
13:41Reezy?
13:42You better fall back, nigga.
13:43You can't beat me!
13:45I'm Butch Magnus!
13:47Yeah, you real good when you come out of nowhere and sucker punch a nigga.
13:50Why don't you fight a nigga straight up?
13:52Double J the genius.
13:54Trace down.
13:54Everybody call me metaphor the great.
13:56But my mother named me Jabril.
13:58Don't you burn back.
13:59Y'all mean?
14:00Come on.
14:00We gonna do this.
14:01It's about to come out.
14:02Ain't nobody playing with none of y'all.
14:04You in a problem?
14:05You in a problem?
14:06You in a problem?
14:07Let's get it.
14:07Let's get it.
14:08You, you, you, you.
14:11Oh, yeah.
14:13Yeah, you can see that coming, did you?
14:15Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
14:17Ah, ah, ah.
14:18Ah, ah, ah, ah.
14:18Ah, ah, ah.
14:20You see that?
14:20I hit that bone like a hole.
14:22Yeah!
14:47You had enough? You had enough of what?
14:53Is that all you got, little bitch? You gon' give me my chain back.
15:10Well, you were looking for hate. Way to go.
15:13Shut up, punk. Instead of being Mr. Funny nigga, why don't you try being Mr. Helper nigga go jump a
15:17nigga and get his chain back?
15:18Man, I gotta find a way to get it before Thugnificent finds out.
15:21Riley, let the chain go. Thugnificent wants it back, he can handle it.
15:24Then they'll think I'm a punk and kick me out the crew.
15:26It's just rocks and metal. It's only worth what you're willing to give up for it.
15:29Is it worth getting hurt again?
15:31Yeah.
15:32Going to jail?
15:33Yep.
15:33Getting killed?
15:34Yes, sir.
15:34Kissing a man?
15:35Yeah, yeah. Oh, no!
15:37Whoa, kissing a man, I mean, if it feels natural and that's what you're into, I mean...
15:41No, that don't count. That's a do-over. I didn't know you was gonna say that.
15:44Guess you really want that chain back.
15:46No! The answer is no!
15:48Hell no, I don't agree with Huey. Don't let nobody take nothing from you, boy.
15:52Shoot, I remember back when I let a friend borrow my copy of Al Green's Live in Tokyo.
15:56He never gave it back to me. Then when I asked for it, he said he didn't have it.
16:00Well, I knew he was lying, but he would never let me back into his house after that.
16:05Well, one day, he wins this all-expense-paid trip to Hawaii.
16:09And after he left, that's when I made my move.
16:13I knew it.
16:15Wow, that is so gangster. You ran up into his crib?
16:18Sure did. But you want to know the brilliant part of this story?
16:22He ain't win no all-expense-paid trip to Hawaii. I bought those tickets myself.
16:26Nice move, Grandad.
16:28So you spent, what, $1,000 to retrieve a $20 album?
16:31Well, back then, it was probably more like a $5 album.
16:34But I got my album back. Nobody can say they got one over on your granddaddy.
16:38I'm original OG. You do whatever it takes, boy. Whatever it takes.
16:43Aw, come on, Ed. You gots to help me out.
16:46Kidnapping? I don't know, Riley. My grandpas be tripping, man.
16:50Why are we you don't try something different like diplomacy for a change?
16:54Man, just snatch him up, and if the nigga don't have a chain on him,
16:56get to regulating him and make him tell you where it at.
17:00Now what I want you to do is think. Just think.
17:03These two rapes is your two little itty-bitty kitty testicles.
17:11Where is the chain?
17:12I don't know! I swear to God!
17:16Don't swear to God! I talk to God all the time, and God happens to be the one that told
17:19me to torture your ass,
17:20you lying, stealing, motherfucker!
17:22You gonna tell me where that chain is? I know that!
17:25Ed, can I talk to you outside? Please?
17:28Look at my face! Look at it!
17:30I'm gonna crush your little kitty penis with this hammer when I get back if you don't tell me where
17:34that chain is at!
17:35New, Ed!
17:39That's the wrong kid, Ed! I told you to grab butch magnets, 5'4", 130 pounds!
17:45Well, how was I supposed to know that was the wrong kid?
17:47I gave you a picture, man. How hard is it to grab the right kid, Ed?
17:49You told me to grab a kid. I grabbed a kid. You don't like the way I do it? Then
17:53do your own kidnapping!
17:55You know what? That's your only freebie. You want me to kidnap anybody else? You paying top dollars!
18:00That's not fair! You grabbed the wrong kid!
18:02Tough titty!
18:05My bad. You go ahead and leave.
18:08What the fuck you looking all scared for, huh? I said you was free to go, right?
18:12Which part of my bad do you not understand?
18:15Oh, so now you want to make this a whole big fucking thing, huh?
18:19Well, fuck you then!
18:20Oh, okay, okay, enough, man, enough!
18:22Nah, nah, man, I'm sick of this shit. I'm trying to squash it, right?
18:25And this bitch-ass motherfucker's still acting like he hurt and shit.
18:27I ain't even touched this motherfucker yet! I ain't even brushed past you yet!
18:31I ain't even making live contact with your punk ass!
18:34Yeah, come on over here! I'll give your bitch-ass something to cry about!
18:38What's up, world? This is Sway.
18:40A member of the Lethal Interjection crew was apparently the victim of a violent robbery in the exclusive suburb of
18:46Woodcrest today.
18:47The perpetrator, a local 12-year-old named Butch Magnus Milosevic, talked to us with apparently no fear of repercussions.
18:54Yeah, you know, all I'm saying is, you know, I got one of them Lethal Interjection cats out here slipping.
19:00You know, I ain't gotta say which one.
19:02But, uh, if he wanna buy his chain back, he know where to find me. I ain't hiding.
19:08Thug-nificent could not be reached for comment.
19:12I'm sorry, guys. I did everything I could to get it back.
19:15Why didn't you tell us as soon as it got took?
19:16I didn't want y'all to think I couldn't handle my own business like a mean.
19:20Riley! That's the whole point of belonging to a crew, nigga! So you ain't never got to worry about handling
19:25shit like a man!
19:26Yeah, man. We don't fight fair, nigga. We believe in overwhelming force. Flo, go with the little nigga to get
19:31his chain back.
19:32Yeah, I go with you right now. Beat the little shit into the dirt. Fuck the bullshit. Come on, let's
19:37go!
19:38Wow. You know, you guys are good role models.
19:46Bush Magnus! Huh?
19:48Yeah, motherfucker. You fucked with one member of the Lethal Interjection. You're fucking with every last one of us. Come
19:54try all that tough shit with me, lad.
19:57Oh, man!
20:00A motherfucking lad.
20:01Man, you can take this piece of shit chain. My dad had it appraised. He said it was worthless!
20:06Oh, Jesus! My motherfuckin'... Oh, man. Oh, Jesus!
20:10You broke, bitch! Get a real chain!
20:12My leg is broken!
20:18Motherfuckin' stupid ass bitch! Motherfuckin'!
20:22Know what? Still better than old funky neckies.
20:26Call the motherfuckin' body banged up. We cool, nigga! Remember?
20:31Listen and you'll come on listen. I'm a fucking throat baller like O.J. Simpson. Little homie, listen. Try...
20:55You're right, man. I'm sorry.
20:56I'm a member of the Becky's office room.
20:58This is four gameplay.
20:58I'm gonna get you on my other side.
21:02I'm totally different here.
21:02I'm a little bit hungry.
21:02We'll try the asses.
21:03I'm a little bit hungry.
21:05I'm a little bit hungry.
21:07There's nothing.
21:07I'm a little bit hungry.
21:08But why is that a nice little μÎger?
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