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Riley is targeted after using offensive language.
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00:06In Riley's defense, it didn't seem like a big deal to me, but maybe I'm desensitized.
00:13Ugh, nigga. That's gay. Cut that out.
00:16What?
00:18Wow. Thank you.
00:21Is this the new face of hate?
00:23That video, which has already been viewed four billion times online, shows Riley Freeman's cruel verbal assault on a classmate,
00:31apparently for no reason whatsoever.
00:34Condemnation from gay rights groups was swift.
00:37Walter Sweetlove, national director of Yes Homo, vowed he would be investigating the matter.
00:43But almost immediately, people started using the B word.
00:47We should call this Riley Freeman what he is. A bully.
00:51So to all of the bullies of the world, all of the Rileys, we say no.
00:57No!
00:58And in honor of that beautiful young boy who was sharing his love of dance with his classmates in that
01:04video.
01:05Sigma, Sigma, Sigma, what?
01:07Yeah!
01:10Meanwhile, a day after the controversy broke, the eight-year-old at the eye of the storm remained unrepentant.
01:16I ain't no bully, and all y'all out there saying that is gay.
01:19All y'all got outie buttholes.
01:21That prompted an immediate response from No Probe, the national organization providing research for outie buttholes.
01:29Stereotypes, the language of hate.
01:32In Woodcrest, tensions were high.
01:34Their chants were clear.
01:36Bully, bully, stay back! Gay is the new black!
01:39Their signs, crystal clear.
01:42Gay is the new black!
01:43Uncle Ruckus ain't got no dog in this fight.
01:45I hate niggas, and I hate faggers, and I especially hate when they both combine together, like that damn RuPaul.
01:52Two things I hate in one.
01:55Seriously.
01:56The only kind of white band I can't respect is a gay white man.
01:59Them and the average white band, because they make nigga music.
02:02I am the stone that the builder refused.
02:04I am the visual, the inspiration that made ladies sing the blues.
02:07I'm the spark that makes your idea bright.
02:09The same spark that lights the dark so that you can know you're left from your right.
02:12I am the ballad in your box.
02:14The bullet in the gun, the inner glow that lets you know to call your brother son.
02:17The story that just begun, the promise of what's to come.
02:20And I'm gonna remain a soldier till the war is won.
02:37As the gay occupation of our front yard moved into its second day, Grandad started to panic.
02:43Oh no, I can't believe it.
02:45How can something like this happen to us?
02:47Stuff like this happens to us all the time, Grandad.
02:49We're done for. Why gays? Why couldn't it have been Mexicans or Indians from India?
02:54Everyone makes fun of them.
02:56Now, Grandad, before you go crazy, let me explain.
02:59Yes, please explain yourself, grandson.
03:02The video was deceivingly edited.
03:04This is all just some crazy misunderstanding, right?
03:06But it really was gay.
03:08Oh no, that's your explanation?
03:11Do you know what you've done to us?
03:12We're doomed.
03:13We'll be blacklisted in Hollywood.
03:15Now I'll never host the Oscars.
03:17But it was gay.
03:18Why should I have to apologize?
03:20I saw gay, so I said gay.
03:22That ain't bullying.
03:24That's an astute observation.
03:26Did the laws of the universe change and nobody told me?
03:29Niggas got to apologize for being right?
03:31I'm going to get my belt and change the laws of the universe on your narrow behind.
03:34I know that.
03:35If I'm not allowed to call gay stuff gay, then what am I supposed to call it?
03:39What's the okay word for gay?
03:40You call it nothing.
03:42From now on, you see something gay?
03:43I don't care how gay it is.
03:45It could be gay than a San Francisco butt plug convention.
03:48You look the other way.
03:49If it's gay, look the other way.
03:51Got it?
03:53Oh, damn it.
03:54That better not be one of them damn protesters who want to use my bathroom.
03:58It was gay.
03:59It's all I'm saying.
04:00Oh, hell no.
04:03What are you doing here?
04:04Nobody called you.
04:05God called me, Brother Robert, and told me to come stand shoulder to shoulder with you
04:09and you're all in need.
04:10Hey, little niggas.
04:11Rollo, good love.
04:13That's it.
04:14Now we really are doomed.
04:15You know he's only going to make it worse, right?
04:17Worse?
04:18How am I making worse?
04:19You done pissed off the fags.
04:21They don't never forgive.
04:22Maybe because you keep calling them fags.
04:24But that's what they are.
04:25Why can't I call a fag a fag, huh?
04:27See?
04:28He gets it.
04:29Do you know you can't even say fag on TV anymore?
04:31You can say nigga all day, but you can't say fag.
04:34Say fag and they'll bleep it.
04:35Say nigga, no problem.
04:37Watch.
04:37Nigga, nigga, nigga.
04:38Fag, fag, fag.
04:39Nigga, fag, nigga, fag, fag.
04:41Nigga, nigga, fag, fag.
04:42Thank God for uncensored DVDs.
04:44See, they know niggas ain't down with that homo business.
04:46No, sir.
04:47That's why they're going to come hard after you.
04:48To make an example.
04:49What's the worst they can do?
04:51What them homos going to do is extort you.
04:52Shake your dime for a donation.
04:54Extortion?
04:55Oh, yeah.
04:56Extortion.
04:57Wait.
04:57You used to extort people all the time.
05:00Damn shame, isn't it?
05:01They stole my whole playbook and kicked me right off the game.
05:03I used to extort these crackers all the time.
05:05Niggas, too.
05:06I didn't care.
05:07Then the homos came along and took everything over.
05:10But it was okay when you were doing it?
05:12I extorted for the people, Huey.
05:13Black folks have earned a full-time extortionist on their side.
05:17Homos ain't earned that yet.
05:18They ain't suffered like we have.
05:19So we can't pay the donation.
05:21Then what?
05:22They're going to find some way to get that pound of flesh.
05:24I'm telling you, your best chance is to stick with me.
05:27I know this whole game inside and out.
05:29Them homos can't get nothing over old me.
05:31And what's in it for you?
05:32Nigga, I just need attention.
05:34They canceled my sitcom.
05:36I'm moonlighting for Peter for crying out loud.
05:38I ain't had shit to do since Trayvon Martin.
05:40Thank God they still shoot, niggas.
05:42I wouldn't even be able to pay my car note.
05:49Why are you wearing so much pink?
05:51Taking it back from the homos.
05:54Yeah.
05:55Robert Freeman, Walter Sweetlove.
05:57I'm the founder and president of Yes Homo.
05:59I believe you've met some of our supporters.
06:01I think it's time I stopped by for a little chat.
06:14Well, uh, welcome, Mr. Sweetlove.
06:17As you see, I broke out my good china.
06:19I know your people appreciate girly things.
06:22You know, Walter here was my former apprentice.
06:24Really?
06:25You don't say.
06:26It's true.
06:27I got my start as an intern in the summer of 1998 at Rollo Goodlove's Jambalaya of Justice League.
06:32I never should have let you into my race-baiting seminars all those years ago.
06:36I didn't know you were still in the biz.
06:37Aren't you a sitcom actor now?
06:39A BET Award-nominated sitcom actor, thank you.
06:43Well, Rollo, I'm not here to start any trouble.
06:45Unlike you, I don't hate.
06:47I mediate.
06:48See?
06:48Rhyming.
06:49That's my thing.
06:50As I said on the phone, Yes Homo is an organization of LGBT unity.
06:55An L-G-B-T?
06:57What is that exactly?
06:59It means lettuce, gay, bacon, and tomato, granddad.
07:01It means lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender.
07:05The people you so callously...
07:06What's bisexual?
07:08That's when they go both ways.
07:10Oh, man, that's gross.
07:12You mean like they kiss a girl, then kiss a dude, then kiss a girl, then kiss a dude?
07:16Mm-hmm.
07:17The people you so callously offended with your hateful words.
07:21Using the term gay when you mean something is stupid or dumb, that's offensive.
07:27I didn't say gay to mean stupid or dumb.
07:29I said gay to mean gay.
07:31My granddad always told me to tell the truth.
07:33That's a damn lie.
07:34I never told him to tell the truth.
07:36I always taught my kids the proper way to respect people of homoerotic descent.
07:41It's a lie.
07:41And pretend they don't exist.
07:42Mr. Freeman, now that you've had time to think about the seriousness of what your grandson
07:47has done, I'm sure you'd agree that the best way to make amends with the LGBT community
07:51is a donation to support the fine work we do at YesHomo.
07:55What'd I tell you, huh?
07:56You're wasting your time.
07:58These people got no money and no reputation to ruin.
08:01Sorry.
08:02You know what?
08:03You're right.
08:03Donations are so impersonal.
08:06I think it means so much more when we give of ourselves.
08:11So, what do you want?
08:13I want Riley.
08:15Oh, no!
08:16Oh, yes!
08:16Hey!
08:17I'm not giving you my grandson's booty hole in the place of a donation.
08:21Ugh, no!
08:22What is wrong with you people?
08:23I mean that I've talked with my PR committee and we want to use young Riley in our youth
08:27campaign.
08:28Why me?
08:29I ain't even gay.
08:30No, but you're hip.
08:31You're urban.
08:32You'll make gay tolerance cool.
08:34Help YesHomo reach a younger male demographic.
08:37What if I say no, homo?
08:39Oh, I'm sorry.
08:40Did you think that was a request?
08:42I've destroyed lives way bigger than yours.
08:44Just relax and do exactly what I tell you.
08:47It may hurt a little at first, but it'll be over before you know it.
08:54Sweet Love had three demands.
08:56The first was that Riley undergo sensitivity counseling.
08:59I'm just gonna go ahead for the record and say a no homo over this whole conversation.
09:03Okay, well, that's a great place to start, but here, we don't say no homo.
09:09We say yes homo.
09:11Let's try it.
09:12Whatever, nigga.
09:13No homo over this whole conversation.
09:15Right, right.
09:16The second demand was that Riley appear in a yes homo PSA, advocating tolerance.
09:22Okay, people, we are going in five.
09:24Gay PSA, take one.
09:26So the next time you say gay to refer to something that's gay, don't, because...
09:33Gay PSA, take two, and...
09:36Action.
09:37So the next time you say gay to...
09:39Cut!
09:41Take five.
09:42So the next time you say gay to refer to something gay, don't.
09:46It's not cool.
09:49Cut!
09:50I'm sorry.
09:51Take eighty fucking six.
09:54So the next time you use gay to refer to something gay, don't.
09:58It's not cool.
09:59It's offensive to fags.
10:00Cut!
10:02The third and most important demand was, of course, the public apology.
10:07Breaking news in the Riley Freeman bullying story.
10:11It seems like the Freemans are about to give their official apology.
10:14For days now, we've been wondering if there would be an apology.
10:18It appears now it's going to happen in just a few minutes.
10:21We're going live right now to WordPress.
10:23Game basher!
10:24Game basher!
10:27Game basher!
10:28Game basher!
10:29Game basher!
10:31Game basher!
10:43My name is Rallo Goodlove.
10:45I'm a dedicated crusader for justice, as well as a BET Award nominated actor and producer.
10:51We are assembled here today for an important announcement regarding Riley Freeman and his so-called bullying incident.
10:58But first, I'd like to talk briefly about my mixtape.
11:01You read what's on the page, and that's it.
11:04Got it?
11:05Hughie, what about you?
11:07Don't you believe in my right to tell the truth?
11:09Just read what's on the damn page.
11:10Here we go, by Coco from SWV.
11:14So without further ado, here is Riley Freeman!
11:41Ahem.
11:42Gay is gay.
11:45What?
11:45Huh?
11:46No!
11:47Woo!
11:48Woo!
11:51Please, everyone, settle down!
11:59Look, on behalf of Riley and the whole Freeman clan, we apologize for ever saying anything is gay.
12:06Riley is not a normal child. I don't think he's a bad kid.
12:10He's just kind of touched, you know, in the head.
12:14He's special.
12:16Special how? Like special needs special?
12:19Hmm, I guess. He's got a bunch of special needs.
12:23He needs an ass-whippin' twice a day.
12:25He needs to not drink anything past 8 p.m. or he'll wet the bed.
12:29He needs to stop walkin' right next to you before he pass gas.
12:32Hmm, let me think.
12:34Yes! Riley is a special needs child.
12:37He has a number of behavioral and developmental issues.
12:40He does? He does.
12:43Oh, no, that's weird. We don't accept that.
12:48Did he just call me retarded?
12:50Listen, we ask that you respect the privacy of the Freeman family,
12:53and I am morally compelled to say shame on Walter's sweet love
12:58for the pain he has inflicted on this brave, sweet little boy
13:01and his tragic, unspecified mental affliction.
13:05No! No!
13:07You're crazy!
13:08You owe the hell a kid.
13:11Oh, well, no wonder.
13:13Uh-oh.
13:18And that's why I would like to extend a sincere, heartfelt apology
13:22to Riley Freeman, his grandfather,
13:26and the other one.
13:27I forget his name.
13:29Is this the new, new face of hate?
13:32Walter Sweetlove, under fire at this hour
13:35for inciting hatred between homosexuals
13:37and the cognitively impaired...
13:40It's not?
13:41Well, what is the goddamn correct term, then?
13:47Their chants are garbled and unintelligible.
13:55Their signs difficult to read,
13:58but their anger was clear.
14:01Ha, ha, ha, ha.
14:02This is a good day for me, because I love it.
14:05Nothing makes me happier than to see the coons and the benders
14:08tear each other down.
14:09But one thing Uncle Ruckus will not tolerate,
14:12and you may write this down,
14:13is disrespect to the mentally afflicted.
14:16And sometimes, with niggas,
14:17it can be difficult to spot mental disabilities.
14:20Because, let's face it,
14:21suffering from brain damage
14:23is something niggas do very well.
14:25That's why all the best mentally challenged men
14:27have always been black.
14:29Michael Clark Duncan in Green Mile,
14:32Cuba Gooden Jr. in radio,
14:34and that big black niggas from the blind side.
14:37Sandra Bullock was good in that movie,
14:40don't get me wrong,
14:41but that big dumb football nigga,
14:43oh, oh, he was a natural.
14:47Didn't I say trust me?
14:49Now we got them gay boys right where we want them.
14:51Why y'all tell everyone I'm retarded?
14:53Because you are.
14:54All you had to do was read what was on the page.
14:57Now we going to offensive.
14:59Lawsuit.
15:00Damages.
15:01That gay gold is right there.
15:03I can smell it.
15:04I don't know.
15:05Maybe we should just quit while we're ahead.
15:07Now's no time for retreat.
15:09We won.
15:09We got them on the ropes.
15:11Robert, they humiliated your retarded grandson.
15:14Hey, I ain't retarded.
15:16Point is, we ain't doctors.
15:18How do we know for sure?
15:19I know for sure.
15:20I ain't retarded.
15:21You retarded.
15:24You expecting somebody?
15:29My name is Philbert Slowlove.
15:32I am the president and the national director of
15:35the Specially Able Alliance Against Defamation.
15:38The what?
15:40S-A-A-A-D?
15:41Sad.
15:42Huh, never heard of you.
15:44We the one that got the fags off your ass.
15:47We got business.
15:54Thank you very much, Mr. Slowlove, for helping us
15:57with our little, uh, homo problem.
16:00Can I offer you anything?
16:01Strawberry milk.
16:03I'm afraid we don't have that.
16:06What'd you say the name of your group was again?
16:08The Specially Able Alliance Against Defamation.
16:12Specially Able?
16:13Aw, here we go again.
16:15Is that what niggas is calling the short bus kids now?
16:18Specially Able?
16:19Nigga ninjas are Specially Able.
16:22Luke Skywalker is Specially Able.
16:24You niggas is just retarded.
16:27That motherfucker ain't Specially Able.
16:29Technically, no.
16:30But he is a dumbass.
16:32Y'all think this is a game?
16:34You think you can just use our costs and not cut us in?
16:38No, that wasn't the plan at all.
16:40If I don't give you some money,
16:41I'm gonna call them facts back and tell them you lying.
16:46Huh?
16:47Wait, wait, wait, wait.
16:48I mean, if you don't give me some money.
16:51You mean extortion?
16:53Yeah, but we're gonna make it like a donation.
16:55But it's not really a donation,
16:58because I'm taking it.
16:59Yes, we understand.
17:01That's how extortion works.
17:04Unfortunately, someone tried this already,
17:08and we have no money.
17:10Someone tried this already?
17:13Was it the facts?
17:16Y'all ain't got no money?
17:18Well, what y'all got?
17:21I ain't leaving here empty-handed.
17:24We have Riley.
17:26He's urban.
17:26He's hip.
17:27He's an excellent way for your organization
17:29to reach a young male demographic.
17:31Hey!
17:31I have to talk to our PR committee.
17:34Y'all got any strawberry milk yet?
17:37No.
17:37Damn!
17:38Y'all ain't never got no strawberry milk.
17:43Thanks for helping the retarded bully, Granddad.
17:45I can't believe this.
17:47Even the short-bust niggas is shaking us down.
17:50Hey, don't forget how this started.
17:51Nigga, you gay.
17:53You and your damn catchphrases.
17:55Well, until this gets worked out,
17:57nigga, you retarded.
18:02I'll talk to the PR committee.
18:04This is what I want.
18:07It's a poster to promote the Special Olympics.
18:10This is just the drawing.
18:12I want a photograph.
18:13Did you just draw that while you was outside?
18:16Wow.
18:17That is a special ability.
18:19Thanks.
18:20You're going to come to the regionals in two weeks.
18:23We'll take the photo there
18:24and use it for the poster for our national campaign.
18:28Sounds good to me.
18:30It don't sound good to me.
18:31You literally going to make me a poster child
18:33for retarded kids.
18:35Don't say the R word.
18:37That's a very, very bad word.
18:39Okay.
18:43Toodles.
18:45Pleasure being extorted by you.
18:47Congratulations, brothers.
18:49Crisis averted.
18:51I don't want to be retarded.
18:54It's retarded or gay, damn it.
18:56You take your pick.
19:11Hey, fellas.
19:12Riley, how's my favorite little specially able nigger?
19:15Oh, man.
19:16It's great being retarded.
19:18I can't believe I never thought of this.
19:20I thought people had low expectations of me before.
19:23Homework?
19:24I can't do homework.
19:25I'm retarded.
19:26Riley, why weren't you in class?
19:28Because I got lost.
19:30I'm retarded.
19:31There might be a real future in this for me.
19:33See, silly?
19:34I told you everything was going to work out.
19:37Well, look who it is.
19:39What are you doing here?
19:40Who do you think paid for all this?
19:42That retard thing was a real dick move, good love.
19:45I'll take your word on how dicks move, sweet love.
19:48I told you this old dog's got a couple new tricks.
19:50Talk up another win for the Negroes.
19:54Y'all here?
19:55Good.
19:56I'm all yours, big homie.
19:58Let's get this shot.
19:59Follow me.
20:16Riley Freeman!
20:18Riley Freeman!
20:20Riley Freeman!
20:21Look who am I.
20:23Riley Freeman!
20:25Forever.
20:28the man with the camera he's at the finish line y'all just go to the start
20:33line and when I say run run
21:01no sorry can't do it what no way man get me out of here I ain't trying to be around
21:07these retards
21:18that's a bad word you're not supposed to say that word
21:40let's just call it a draw
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