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Riley joins Toms little league basketball team and learns there's more to the game than fancy moves.
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00:02What's good? What's really good?
00:04Y'all already know, folks, Riley Freeman, a.k.a. Young Reezy,
00:08doing the Godzilla Big Head All-Star Weekend.
00:10Only eight years old and putting a smackdown on these bitch-ass niggas.
00:14Here he is winning the three-point contest,
00:17making it rain like Lil Wayne out this motherfucker,
00:19without even taking off his warm-ups.
00:22Or his Tim's, nigga.
00:26And later, he busts Vince Carter's ass in the slam dunk,
00:29contest. Look, look at this right here. Look, look.
00:34God damn it!
00:36Man, I've seen it all.
00:38Ernie, nigga, back to you.
00:40This Riley Freeman, a very exciting but controversial player,
00:43last year he became the first person to leave elementary school
00:46and go to the NBA when the Miami Heat signed him
00:49to a three-gazillion-dollar contract,
00:51the biggest in league history.
00:53I don't care how much they pay him, Ernie.
00:54This kid is a disgrace to basketball.
00:57He epitomizes everything wrong with the game today.
00:59Now, Charles, it seems to me that you're hating on Riley
01:01because he stacks paper to the ceiling
01:03and rides on 24-inch chrome.
01:05Yeah, that's true.
01:06Now, let's go back to my nigga on the floor.
01:08Man, check out how young Reezy
01:10shitted on these niggas in today's game.
01:12Here's Riley going up against Kobe Bryant.
01:14And brace his ankle.
01:15Look at that bitch-ass nigga limping off the floor.
01:18Ooh, no wonder they ride his nuts so hard.
01:20Seems like Yao Ming wants some, too.
01:22Get your bitch-ass out the way, nigga.
01:24Fellas, I'm here with All-Star MVP Riley Freeman.
01:2787 points, 25 rebounds.
01:29Riley, is there anything you can't do, nigga?
01:32I don't know. Go, bro.
01:34Good one, little brother.
01:35Jack, 17 blocks for Riley.
01:37You had one.
01:38That's got to make you feel fucked up.
01:39It did at first.
01:40Then I realized,
01:41hating on Riley's superior game
01:42doesn't make my game any better,
01:44so I guess I have to work harder,
01:45step up to his level.
01:46That's what great players do.
01:48They bring the best out of everyone on the team.
01:49So he's better than you?
01:51Yes.
01:52And stacks more paper
01:53and gets more hoes than you, nigga?
01:54Absolutely.
01:55And speaking of hoes,
01:56we are also joined by Riley's grandfather.
01:58And manager, thank you.
02:00I see you're fucking up
02:01all your grandson's money.
02:02Why, yes I am, player player.
02:04I'm blowing through his money so fast
02:05you wouldn't believe it.
02:07Yesterday I bought a car
02:08that turned into a boat.
02:09Can you believe that?
02:10A boat.
02:11Granddad, you messing up my dream.
02:13I paid for that bed you sleeping on,
02:14so it's my dream, too.
02:15You should probably wake up
02:16and smell the sheets.
02:17You know you pee the bed.
02:18I do not.
02:19Get out of my dream.
02:19Boy, you have your goddamn mind
02:21raising your voice at me.
02:22I beat your little ass in front of
02:23what's his name.
02:24Get your butt up here.
02:27Uh, back to y'all, man.
02:28Shut up.
02:49Until the war is won.
02:50Run.
02:51Chop, chop, chop.
02:51You go flip.
02:53Chop, chop, chop.
02:54You go flip.
02:56Chop, chop, chop.
02:57You go flip.
02:58Chop, chop, chop.
03:02Ooh.
03:03I got the cross.
03:04The cross spin.
03:05The reverse spin.
03:09Lean with.
03:10Rock with it.
03:11I got the footwork.
03:14Behind your head.
03:15Catch.
03:15Yeah.
03:16Damn it, boy, have you lost your natural black mind?
03:18You want to play basketball, you play it outside.
03:20And you're playing like you got some damn sense.
03:21No more of that damn street ball, hot dog, and hippity hop, and one, and seven, whatever
03:25the hell it is.
03:25Matter of fact, you're about to get a lesson in fundamentals.
03:28Now go outside and shoot some free throws while I change.
03:30Oh, man.
03:33Any monkey can do them tricks.
03:34You need to learn the basics.
03:36Ooh.
03:36Why your shorts so short?
03:38All right, come on.
03:38Let's go.
03:38Game on.
03:39I don't think I have to concentrate on the game, because it looks like your thing could
03:42fly out at any time and accidentally brush up against me.
03:44I ain't changing my shorts.
03:45Hey, guys.
03:46Couldn't help but notice you were about to play some b-ball.
03:48What you got there, Riley, huh?
03:49You got some moves?
03:51Yeah.
03:53Wow.
03:54That is pretty good ball control.
03:56Hey, toss me the ball, Riley.
03:58Here you go.
03:58Oh.
03:59Never mind.
03:59Shocking.
04:02I have never seen anyone his age with handles like that.
04:05I told him he need to stop all that speedball to learn to play the game.
04:08Yeah, but what natural talent?
04:09Riley, you could be a superstar one day.
04:11Shoot.
04:12I'm a superstar now.
04:13Have you ever played on a team?
04:14Nope.
04:14Well, I'm coaching a Woodcrest Youth Basketball Association team this year.
04:18The Mighty Deers.
04:19You know, Timid Deer Lane.
04:21That's right.
04:21I rep the Deer.
04:23Anyway, season just got underway, but it's not too late to try out for the team.
04:27Y'all any good?
04:28No.
04:28No, but we have a lot of spirit.
04:31Cool.
04:32More shine for me.
04:33Hey.
04:34Great choice.
04:43Okay.
04:44Um.
04:45Frank.
04:45Go one-on-one against Riley.
04:47Nah, nah.
04:48Give me the whole starting five.
04:49You give all of them.
04:50Let's go.
04:52All right, Deers.
04:53Get out there and give them what you got.
05:18All right, Deers.
05:37That's all you get for free.
05:39That's all I need to see.
05:41Riley, I started this team because when I was younger, I saw a movie called The Mighty Ducks.
05:46And there was that moment at the end.
05:48Just a coach believing in his players.
05:49And they won.
05:51It was like a miracle moment.
05:53And ever since then, I wanted to live that moment.
05:56Help misfit kids realize their dreams through youth sports.
06:00But it all backfired.
06:02They were terrible.
06:04We never won a single game.
06:06This one agonizing loss after another.
06:08We ended our season last year with the worst record in the league.
06:11It was the saddest thing you've ever seen.
06:15But I think that just changed.
06:17We can win, Riley.
06:18You and I can share that miracle moment together.
06:21If and only if we believe in each other.
06:24I believe in you.
06:25What do you say?
06:26Call my agent, man.
06:29You bet I will, buddy.
06:35Riley, you're an hour late to practice.
06:37Practice?
06:38Man, I didn't come to practice.
06:39You never called my agent.
06:40I thought that was a joke.
06:41Oh, no, no.
06:42Young Leezy never joke about his paper stacks.
06:44Robert Freeman.
06:45You know him, right?
06:46Give him a call.
06:47Y'all can take care of everything.
06:48Anyway, I came to talk to you about the uniforms.
06:50I got mine today, and that joint is whack.
06:53Oh, we got to talk about the team name, too.
06:56You don't like the name?
06:57We rep Timid Deer.
06:57I don't want to rep Timid Deer.
06:59I want to rep something that don't sound faggy.
07:01I'm not feeling the name.
07:02Nope.
07:02Well, I don't care how good your dribble is.
07:04There's no way I'm changing the name.
07:05Suit yourself.
07:06I just feel sorry for them.
07:09They ain't never going to get that win.
07:11They promised him for what one man's ego said.
07:15Good luck.
07:16Bye, Riley.
07:16Bye, Riley.
07:18Bye, Riley.
07:18Bye, Riley.
07:19Tom relented and negotiated a half-season contract with Riley.
07:22In lieu of monetary compensation, Tom agreed to allow Riley to design the uniforms and pick
07:27the name of the team.
07:27And now, ladies and gentlemen, the Ballaholics!
07:34Young Reezy Rock, Lee Freeman!
07:37That's my boy!
07:39That's my boy, Riley!
07:39Get him, Riley!
07:40Get him, Riley!
07:41Get him, Riley!
07:57Show him what you got, baby!
07:59Fancy dribbling there.
08:00So between the legs, passing on the right side.
08:02Going around the right side of his opponent.
08:04Unbelievable.
08:05That's a little knee dribbling.
08:06You're not going to see this in any kiddie basketball.
08:08Give him a stick to the hoop, brother.
08:10Take him, go!
08:11He's got the eye of the tiger.
08:12Still dribbling now.
08:13Doing some impressive dribbling.
08:15Keeping the other kids off guard.
08:16Still, uh...
08:17Still, uh...
08:17Still at it.
08:18Still, uh...
08:19Still dribbling.
08:19Okay, Riley.
08:20Still going at it.
08:21Pass the ball.
08:21Just, uh, kind of...
08:22Pass it.
08:24It's when you let go of the ball and give it to someone else.
08:28Come on, go for it!
08:29Riley, pass!
08:30Shoot the ball!
08:31This is, uh...
08:32Riley, pass the ball!
08:35God damn!
08:36Enough of the dribbling!
08:38Shoot the ball!
08:40Come on, Riley!
08:41Take it to the hoop!
08:42Riley!
08:42Attack the basket!
08:44Go!
08:44Riley, shoot!
08:45Why wouldn't he shoot the ball?
08:48Oh, he's got the look at his face.
08:49Straight towards the goal.
08:50Still got the dribble going.
08:51Up, up.
08:52Beautiful jump shot.
08:54Beautiful arc on that ball.
08:56Looks like it may have just enough to go way into the Cypresses.
09:03That's kind of embarrassing after, uh...
09:05After that build-up.
09:06It's okay, Riley.
09:07First game jitters.
09:08Come on.
09:09Come on, Big Bird.
09:10What you got?
09:11Let me see what you got.
09:12Goes straight up in his face and...
09:14What the hell?
09:16That's got to hurt a kid's soul right there.
09:18Riley, up now.
09:19Two defenders.
09:19A little hook shot and nothing.
09:22Can somebody say brick ball?
09:24I can.
09:25Brick ball.
09:26Look it back on D.
09:27Riley, now on the fence.
09:28Coming up behind.
09:29And easy layup right in Riley's face.
09:32There's a bim, a bam, and one more thank you, man.
09:34That's your man.
09:35Oh, look at that fade away.
09:37Swoosh.
09:38Wham-a.
09:39Wow.
09:40Zero, 40.
09:42Riley, up again.
09:44Up again for the easy jump shot.
09:47Oh, I hate to laugh at an eight-year-old, folks.
09:51I've got to take a little time out of this.
09:53White man made you look like a fool.
09:55Ain't no surprise to me.
09:57All the greatest basketball players have always been white.
10:00Still are.
10:01Larry Bird.
10:02Dirt in the whiskey.
10:03Oh, sure, he ugly as hell on the face.
10:04My head, why did it rise?
10:13Just give me this bullshit.
10:19Uh-huh.
10:21Playing against people ain't like playing against furniture, is it?
10:23I ain't never playing again.
10:24So that's it, huh?
10:25You're just going to go on and quit.
10:27Well, I was excited seeing you out there.
10:29Grandad, I look like a fool out there.
10:31I can't shoot the ball, and I don't know why.
10:32Because you don't practice.
10:34Oh, so that's what practice is for.
10:38Now remember, Riley, you're not the only one out there.
10:40Winning is about teamwork.
10:42I remember my senior year at Princeton.
10:44We beat Chris Webber and Michigan with teamwork.
10:47They still show the highlights of that game sometimes.
10:49Wait, you don't mean to.
10:50The, uh, giddy-up, ride-em cowboy dunk.
10:55That was me.
10:56Ugh, that's the worst thing ever.
10:59Point is, we won.
11:00That's what you call winning?
11:01A nigga's nuts in your face?
11:03Man, I see what you call losing.
11:05Hey, I took a charge for the team.
11:07We won!
11:07Nah, but it ain't look like you won.
11:09Well, that is not what winning is about.
11:11Well, to you, winning is about a nigga's nuts in your face.
11:14So, I'm saying.
11:15I'm open!
11:42Sources close to the Bobaholics say
11:44Young Riley Freeman has really changed his game here.
11:47He's given that ball up a lot more
11:48in being a real team player.
11:52He's got that look in his eye.
11:53Passes it off to his teammate.
11:54All right, great.
11:55Riley's got the ball back again.
11:57Charges for him.
11:58That's it, Riley.
11:59Nothing fancy.
12:00Still great dribbling out of run.
12:01A double cross over.
12:02I don't believe it.
12:03This kid has a heart of an eight-year-old.
12:06Oh, goodness gracious.
12:09You've got to give him props on that one, folks.
12:12Props all around.
12:12Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
12:14A little chest bump action.
12:15They got nothing on me.
12:17I love you, Granddad.
12:19Thank you all, Coach Tom, for believing in me.
12:23Riley!
12:24Get back on Dave!
12:24Boy!
12:25Boy, play defense!
12:26Uh-oh.
12:27All right, folks.
12:27We are back in the thick of it now.
12:30Riley, two defenders on him.
12:31Passes to his teammate.
12:32Up and good!
12:33Something different is happening here.
12:35This is a well-oiled machine, folks.
12:37And, oh, another two points.
12:39Yes!
12:39Score 16 to four.
12:42Do you feel that, gang?
12:44That's it.
12:45That's a feeling I've been promising.
12:48Folks, things are looking bright.
12:50I'm under control.
12:50I'm cheering for the ballholics now, Riley.
12:52Out there.
12:52He goes around.
12:53Oh.
12:54Oh.
12:55Oh, looks like he could have used a little help on that one.
12:58Riley, again.
12:59Another.
13:00Riley, stop!
13:01It's okay.
13:02I got it.
13:02I got it.
13:03Check it out.
13:03Check it out.
13:04It's shine time, folks.
13:06You're not even looking like a bastard.
13:08He made that a whole lot harder than me.
13:10No!
13:10And it is.
13:12Score 16 to eight.
13:13Riley, please.
13:14Stop the showboating.
13:15How am I going to be a superstar without a highlight reel?
13:17Don't worry.
13:18We still ahead.
13:19Game on!
13:19I'm here to tell you, folks.
13:20There's more than one person in the word team.
13:23If that makes any sense, it's very nice.
13:24Do, Riley, no!
13:25This kid sure can jumble, but he shoots like shit.
13:29Nothing.
13:30Absolute pure air, folks.
13:31Riley has gone from sugar to absolute crap in no time at all.
13:37Looks like I said before, the defense for the Valaholics just simply isn't fair.
13:41What?
13:42Over to Riley.
13:43He takes the last shot of the game.
13:45Up and in.
13:46Yeah!
13:47See, I told you I could do it.
13:49Riley seems happy, but apparently for no good reason.
13:54The scoreboard tells the tale.
14:00Huey.
14:02Yeah?
14:03I don't like losing.
14:05Well, then stop beating yourself.
14:09Huey.
14:10Yeah.
14:11You still a bitch.
14:15And that's shooting guard.
14:18She's currently the league high scorer.
14:20The blonde bummer.
14:22Cindy Fearsome McFearsome.
14:27Looking at the white girl is a foul.
14:29Speaking to the white girl is a technical foul.
14:32And touching the white girl, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
14:34Now that's a lynching.
14:36Game on!
14:38Uh-oh.
14:39Don't get picked by a girl now.
14:41I don't think you want that any pretty.
14:42Come here, please.
14:44She'll scream the phone.
14:45Pierce takes the ball.
14:46She goes past him.
14:47Easy.
14:48Lay off.
14:49Oh, and one volume six right there.
14:52You might want to cop that.
14:53Looks like these guys are playing from the exact same.
14:55Ooh, a fake pass behind his head.
14:57Goes around on the right side.
14:58Up and good.
14:59I'm just mad because I'm styling on you.
15:03It's like we have a matchup like we haven't seen in quite a while.
15:06She goes round, holds round.
15:06And straight in.
15:07Riley's got some pepper of his own out there, folks.
15:10Tossing him up and in.
15:12This is how we play with a baby.
15:17Bottle.
15:20Shoot.
15:20Come on, go home.
15:21She goes round with two defenders on her now, and there's a reason they call this girl
15:24fearsome.
15:25Not because her dad was a bear.
15:27Riley, you've got to calm down.
15:29You're letting them mess with your head, man.
15:30I know you're right.
15:31You're right.
15:32I'm going to be cool.
15:33I'm going to be cool.
15:33Got him.
15:35Got him.
15:36Got him.
15:37And she goes around with him once again.
15:38Riley, defending.
15:40Oh, a little finger roll there.
15:42Foul.
15:42Foul.
15:43Keep your hands off that white girl.
15:45Foul.
15:45Uh, come on, man.
15:47That's some old bullshit.
15:49That's a technical foul.
15:51Oh, one more of those, and young Reezy is out of here.
15:53Come on, man.
15:54That's some kind of bull.
15:55You need glasses out there?
15:57Shores 24-30.
15:58We can still win this.
16:00Man, we can't beat him.
16:01Now while she in the game,
16:02he's going to have to get in her head the way she's in yours.
16:04Right.
16:05I got a bag on me.
16:06That's a great idea.
16:07Whoa, whoa, whoa.
16:08Are you guys talking about insulting that child to throw her game off?
16:16Oh, how about her breath is so stank that, um, it smells like hot garbage?
16:19Why don't you say something about her mama?
16:21Like her head so big, she used a fitted sheet for a stocking cap.
16:23Wait, wait, wait.
16:24Yo mama so black, when she get out the car, the oil light come on.
16:29I don't think that's going to work.
16:31All right.
16:31How about yo mama so fat?
16:33No, no, no.
16:33Wait, wait.
16:34Yo mama so ashy.
16:35No.
16:36Damn.
16:36Wait, Miss Ellicott was talking about Cindy's mom the other day.
16:38Ooh, this is good.
16:40This is really going to get her.
16:41Hey, hey.
16:41What I had heard was, the big Miss Beards walked out of the thing with that big ass.
16:46You know what I'm saying?
16:48Game on.
16:50Ooh, boy, you look mad.
16:53I'm scared now.
16:54You're not going to cry now, are you?
16:56Yo mama got caught giving up neck in the bathroom at the Woodcrest Country Club, and it wasn't
17:01your dad.
17:01What?
17:02This thing's real squeaker.
17:03There goes Riley.
17:05Ooh, for some reason, he left her standing there.
17:08Standing looking good.
17:09Too weak.
17:10Your mama does cocaine when she thinks nobody ran.
17:12Who told you that?
17:14Uh-oh.
17:14Look out.
17:15Folks, whatever Riley is doing out there, it is working.
17:18Your parents getting divorced, and they waiting until after your birthday to tell you.
17:23Looks like Riley is all up in her head.
17:25And speaking of being ahead, folks, we're looking at something here.
17:28We're 61-44.
17:33Riley, this is it.
17:34This is your day.
17:36I always believed in you.
17:38Thanks, Coach.
17:39Well, look at this.
17:39The Tigers have only one player to sub, and it looks like it's little Billy Matthews.
17:44Now, Billy is autistic, but he sure loves basketball.
17:46Getting his first playing time right here today.
17:48Son, just go in there and have fun.
17:51Today's your day.
17:51I always believed in you.
17:58Ball's being passed to Billy Matthews.
18:00Poor little kid.
18:01Oh, I'm going to take it easy on you, Rain, man.
18:04This nigga out here like Boris Gump, y'all.
18:06Looks like he's got a little room to shoot there.
18:07No hope on this, and the ball goes straight up at hand.
18:10What the?
18:10Oh, he's loving him.
18:13Who is it?
18:1410 points plus 44 points equals 47 points.
18:167 points, definitely 59 points.
18:17Minus 47 points equals 14 points.
18:1914 points to go.
18:20All right, Billy, no more feet.
18:22Little lucky shot there by Billy Matthews.
18:24And again, I think we're going to turn that one to game.
18:28Billy Matthews and Bradbury.
18:30Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
18:31I know you can do it.
18:32Yeah.
18:36Two.
18:37Ball stolen by Billy Matthews.
18:39He's got angle, he's got aim, he's got game.
18:43Billy Matthews out of nowhere makes you wish the whole team of autistic right now, doesn't
18:47it?
18:47You guys see that?
18:48Boy, that shit is special.
18:50Game goes to the Tigers, 68-64.
18:54Hello, Billy.
18:56The last time I saw something this powerful was at the end of the Mighty Ducks.
19:00What a miracle moment.
19:03Mother!
19:04Fuck!
19:05Shit!
19:06Shit!
19:06Shit!
19:07Shit!
19:07Shit!
19:07Fricks!
19:08Shit!
19:09Shit!
19:11Shit!
19:11Shit!
19:13We've been showing it all day.
19:15Simply unbelievable.
19:16Little Billy Matthews playing in his first game in the Woodcrest Youth Basketball League.
19:20Get this.
19:2112 for 12 from downtown.
19:23Man, how would you like to be the poor kid guarding Billy in this game?
19:26How about this?
19:27The movie rights to Billy Matthews sold today for a cool million dollars.
19:31And there is talk, get this, of giving Billy his own sneaker.
19:35Way to go, buddy.
19:36You deserve it.
19:36Finally, a kid who knows what the game is all about.
19:39Let's go, buddy.
19:41Let's go, buddy.
19:45Let's go, buddy.
19:48Let's go, buddy.
19:51Let's go, buddy.
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19:56Let's go, buddy.
19:57Let's go, buddy.
19:59Let's go, buddy.
20:01Let's go, buddy.
20:03Let's go, buddy.
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