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First broadcast 14th August 2014.
When Hannah's best friend Sadie returns from holiday with her handsome vet boyfriend Rich, announcing their engagement Hannah is jealous though she does attend the engagement party.
Charlotte Ritchie - Hannah
Tom Stourton - Dan
James Lance - Rich
Miranda Hennessy - Sadie
Jamie Demetriou - Obnoxious Guy
Joseph Morpurgo - Coffee Guy
Kenneth Collard - Interviewer
Gemma Whelan - Ruth
Tomos Eames - Jamie
Teresa Mahoney - Coffee Club
When Hannah's best friend Sadie returns from holiday with her handsome vet boyfriend Rich, announcing their engagement Hannah is jealous though she does attend the engagement party.
Charlotte Ritchie - Hannah
Tom Stourton - Dan
James Lance - Rich
Miranda Hennessy - Sadie
Jamie Demetriou - Obnoxious Guy
Joseph Morpurgo - Coffee Guy
Kenneth Collard - Interviewer
Gemma Whelan - Ruth
Tomos Eames - Jamie
Teresa Mahoney - Coffee Club
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00:02Yeah.
00:03Yeah, I dumped her, mate.
00:05Yeah.
00:06Oh, I'll take a flat white with those.
00:08And then throw in a couple of them double chocolate muffins as well.
00:12No, take your time, idiot.
00:14No, she was mental, mate.
00:16I got saved in my phone as psycho bitch.
00:19Oh, wow, sexist and slow.
00:22Finally. Could I get a double chocolate muffin?
00:25Sorry, we just sold the last two.
00:27You don't have any more left?
00:28No, sorry.
00:30Unbelievable.
00:31Hi, excuse me.
00:32I was in the queue behind you,
00:34and I was wondering if I could have one of your muffins.
00:36What?
00:37Yeah.
00:37Well, you got the last double chocolate ones,
00:39and I kind of always get one in the morning.
00:41Helps kickstart my day.
00:42I mean, I do crash pretty soon after because of the sugar,
00:44but it would be great if I could have one of yours.
00:47Yeah, all right.
00:49Yeah, for a tenner.
00:51You want me to pay £10 for a muffin?
00:54Supply and demand, darling.
00:57Oh, fine.
00:58But I am only agreeing to this because I'm already two hours late for work.
01:01Nice doing business with you, sweetheart.
01:03You too.
01:08Oh, and don't call me sweetheart, you dick.
01:10It's fucking rude.
01:21Hi.
01:22Hey.
01:23Take a seat, Dan.
01:24Cheers.
01:25And before we kick off, I just want to say,
01:27the girl at reception, what's her deal?
01:30Like, is she seeing anybody, or...?
01:32I think she's got a boyfriend.
01:34Cool.
01:36And is it like a long-term thing, or is it more of a sort of chilled out,
01:41you know, you can sleep with who you want,
01:42just don't get gonorrhea type of vibe?
01:45It's fine.
01:46I'll ask her myself on the way out.
01:49Take it away.
01:53Uh, well, Dan, so, uh, ten pages you sent through your CV,
01:58and, uh, this is rubbish, right?
02:02Uh, well, I might stretch the truth in places, but it's, uh...
02:0734 languages, you co-founded R.S. Jeeves,
02:12and your last occupation is listed as...
02:16prison.
02:17Full disclosure, last year, I was briefly in prison.
02:21But before you ask, yes, it was for a non-violent crime,
02:24and no, I was not sexually assaulted whilst I was in there.
02:29Do you know what?
02:31Job's yours.
02:33Really?
02:33Yeah, what the hell?
02:35I mean, all you've got to do is hold this.
02:40I'd pay you £6 an hour, and you start tomorrow.
02:43Ah! Problems.
02:45I was supposed to be taking the next couple of weeks off
02:47to organise a Harlem Shake video.
02:49What?
02:50I did try and make it clear on the CV.
02:52See?
02:52Just under where it says,
02:53I wrote the lyrics to White Flag by Dido.
03:18What?
03:23What?
03:25What?
03:35What are you doing?
03:37That is literally the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
03:38It's literally like a liquid lunch.
03:39Right.
03:40I'm sorry, Dan.
03:40I don't care if you have nowhere else to go.
03:42This is the final straw.
03:45Fine.
03:45I'm sorry about the food, okay?
03:47But in my defence, I didn't think I'd get caught.
03:50Anyway, it's the middle of the afternoon.
03:52Shouldn't you be at work?
03:52Oh, yeah.
03:53I made myself sick so I could get out of the office early.
03:55Sweet.
03:56Yeah, I had to go and get an outfit for tonight.
03:58Sadie's back.
03:59Sadie?
04:00Yeah.
04:00You remember Sadie?
04:01She was like my best friend at uni,
04:02and then she went away travelling for a year.
04:04Is she the girl who I got really drunk with,
04:07and then when she passed out, I super glued her to a toilet?
04:11No, Dan.
04:12That was me.
04:14Oh, yeah.
04:14Yeah.
04:15See, I feel like that should have been the final straw.
04:29Whoa.
04:30You are really going all that snow, aren't you?
04:32You look like an Italian call girl.
04:34I'm going to assume you mean fun and hot and 17, so thank you.
04:37Well, I wish I could come, but...
04:39You weren't invited.
04:40I am working on a very special project tonight.
04:43I'm watching all the films Liam Neeson's ever been in,
04:46back to back.
04:48I'm calling it the Liam Neeson.
04:50Seeson.
04:52Seeson?
04:53It works.
04:54It doesn't work, it's fucking dumb.
04:58Sadie!
04:58Hansie!
04:59Oh, it's been too long.
05:02Er, well, you look great.
05:03I know, right?
05:04Guys, can you keep it down?
05:05I'm about to watch Kingdom of Heaven.
05:07Ignore him, he's an idiot.
05:08Yes, no, I remember the toilet thing.
05:10Hi, Dan, how's it going?
05:11I have got the ultimate girls' night out planned.
05:14Really?
05:15Yeah, it's going to be just like we were back at uni.
05:17I've got a hip flask full of vodka,
05:19flat shoes, a rape whistle,
05:21and another rape whistle in case the first one doesn't work,
05:24and...
05:26a bottle of Pink Lightning.
05:28It's a designer drug I found online.
05:30Don't worry, it's totally legal.
05:32In Albania, they use it as paint thinner.
05:34Mmm.
05:35Oh, I'm not really sure I'm up to that tonight, Han.
05:38I couldn't get any sleep on the plane,
05:40plus, you know, where I still a teensy bit jet-lagged.
05:44We're...
05:44Knocky knock!
05:46Hannah, this is Rich.
05:49My don't hate me.
05:50Fiance!
05:52Sorry, fiance.
05:54Uh, wow.
05:56Rich, I was just saying to Hans,
05:57maybe we should stay in tonight?
05:59You know, just have a quiet...
06:00I don't think.
06:00Yeah, yeah, fantastic.
06:02Have you had saps?
06:03I know a cracking little Ethiopian place that delivers.
06:06Oh, my favourite.
06:09Mwah!
06:11So, yeah, I'm on my hands and knees.
06:13I haven't seen a soul for three weeks.
06:16I cut my way through the brush.
06:17And what's in front of me?
06:19Only the world's largest flying dragon lizard.
06:22That's insane!
06:24You found a dragon!
06:25Dragon lizard.
06:26I know the lizards.
06:28Rich used to work for the International Vet Fund,
06:29so he's been all over the world.
06:31Yep.
06:32Really?
06:32He hasn't mentioned it.
06:33That's actually how we met.
06:35Yep.
06:35I picked up this nasty stomach bug in Karachi.
06:38And the closest thing to a hospital for miles
06:39was Rich's vet surgery.
06:41Yeah.
06:42And that's the first and last time
06:43I've ever gotten romantic with one of my patients.
06:48And about how we met?
06:50On the girls' hockey tour to Dublin.
06:52Oh, my God, yeah, that was such a laugh.
06:54We used to sneak out every night
06:55and flirt the disgusting Irish guys
06:57until they bought us drinks.
06:58And we shared a room with Sarah Carville.
07:01She used to clip her toenails and then eat them.
07:03Oh, yeah, that was vile.
07:04And then, on the last night, we walked in on her,
07:07watching three men and a baby
07:08and just frigging herself senseless.
07:10It was insane.
07:11The whole team found out.
07:13And then, in third year, she...
07:14Well, she...
07:17died.
07:19She, um...
07:19She was electrocuted.
07:27So, you guys back in the country for good, then?
07:29Yep, yep.
07:30I got a partnership and a surgery over here.
07:32Shit!
07:33You are living a dream.
07:35Fiance, great taste in food.
07:38I haven't even got a job.
07:39You've seen a dragon.
07:40Hmm.
07:41Dragon lizard.
07:41Oh.
07:43But the surgery's actually looking for someone to answer the phones.
07:45It's only part-time, but I can pull a few strings if you want.
07:48Obviously I want!
07:50Sadie, is it alright if I take Rich into the bathroom and suck him off?
07:55Um, thanks for the offer, but, uh, just be on time and we'll take it from there.
07:59Is this guy the best or what?
08:02So, Rich, tell me more about these dragons.
08:07Thank you so much for having us.
08:09It was so nice to see you.
08:13And, Rich, you know, we've met now, so there's that.
08:17Listen, we're having a silly little housewarming slash engagement party slash piss-up tomorrow night.
08:22You've literally got to come.
08:24Oh, no, I don't...
08:26Oh, yes, you've got to come.
08:27Both of you and Dan.
08:29See you in the morning.
08:30Dress code, Vet Casual.
08:32Ha!
08:33Yes, boss!
08:37What a dick!
08:38I think I love that guy.
08:40What?!
08:41Rich is great!
08:42He just spent all evening showing off about how he'd cured leprosy and chickens
08:46and had a circle joke with the Dalai Lama.
08:48I barely got a chance to speak to Sadie.
08:51You're just jealous.
08:52I mean, he genuinely smells like a kitten made of mahogany.
08:57I'm sorry, Dan, but that guy is a massive dick.
09:01Trust me.
09:04Sorry I was late.
09:06My alarm didn't...
09:08I think the clocks went back or...
09:10Oh, okay, well, you're here now.
09:12So, this is my desk.
09:15Very cool.
09:16It's pretty simple, really.
09:18Just keep your eyes on the phone.
09:19When someone comes in, ask them to have a seat.
09:21Buzz through to me, and I'll come out and get them.
09:24Sweet.
09:25So, I buzz.
09:27You come get them.
09:28You're Alan Sugar.
09:29I'm his fit, anonymous assistant.
09:32Ha-ha-ha.
09:33He's...
09:34Okay.
09:52Is everything all right, Dan?
09:53Yeah, just checking that it works.
09:55Sorry.
09:56Okay.
10:06Yes, Dan?
10:07Sorry.
10:08Sorry.
10:08My finger slipped.
10:10That's okay.
10:11Dan, the intercom's not a toy.
10:13All right?
10:14No, of course.
10:23Rich, have you ever seen Marley and Me?
10:27I watched it last night, sort of as research.
10:29Spoiler alert, it's fantastic, and the dog dies.
10:35Rich?
10:36Rich, can you hear me?
10:38You know what?
10:39I think it might be easier if you just knock on the door and people come in.
10:46Okay?
10:47Yeah.
10:48I don't think it was worky anyway.
10:57There is nothing better than unwinding with a fine glass of red after a hard day's work.
11:04You've been a part-time receptionist for one day.
11:06More like half a day.
11:07I spent the whole afternoon watching Liam Neeson films on my iPad.
11:10Ugh.
11:11This party is the worst.
11:13I mean, look at this fork.
11:15Rich and Sadie forever.
11:17Ooh, look at us.
11:18We're the first people ever to get engaged.
11:21Uh, yeah, so we're going to throw a wanky party and get our names engraved on cutlery.
11:24But these aren't even real silver.
11:27How's it?
11:28Sadie, great party.
11:30Um, I've got you a present.
11:31Now, it's a little bit naughty, but I think you'll really like it.
11:35That's great, but there are some people you literally have to meet.
11:40Everyone, this is my friend Hannah.
11:42Hannah, this is my coffee club.
11:45Coffee club?
11:46It's just a silly thing.
11:47They all live nearby, so we meet up every day for coffee.
11:50The girls and I were just saying, now that you're engaged, it's only a matter of time before you become
11:55an official member.
11:57Rich and I have talked about it.
11:59Really?
12:00You always said you didn't want kids.
12:01You always said, the only thing that kids mess up more than your life is your vag.
12:05I know, but seeing these girls, I don't know, could be fun.
12:09Besides, this house is in such a great catchment area.
12:12There'd sort of be a waste not to have a kid, you know.
12:15Oh, no, my sister should not be drinking. I'll be right back.
12:19How about you, Hannah? Have you thought about having kids?
12:22Oh, well, I'm sort of focusing on career stuff.
12:25Oh, really? What sort of thing?
12:27Well, I recently set up a celebrity death pool in the office, and I'm thinking of starting a podcast.
12:33So, yeah, my plate's pretty full.
12:35That is so refreshing to hear.
12:38I mean, who needs the endless joy of motherhood when you've got a potential podcast?
12:47Exactly.
12:49Well, I'm going to go find the bathroom, but it was lovely meeting you, and I hope all of your
12:53kids are born with minor congenital defects.
12:55See ya.
13:00How dare you question my honour?
13:03I challenge you to a jewel.
13:05The victor shall win the deed to Haddisham Farm and the hand of Lady Pussyworth.
13:10What are you doing? Is that a gun?
13:12Don't worry. It's not loaded. I tried.
13:15Check this out. It's a picture of Rich and Kofi Annan.
13:20Why would Rich have met Kofi?
13:22Are they bowling?
13:24Seriously, this place is incredible.
13:27This guy's like Indiana Jones, but with a massive cock.
13:31I assume.
13:33Check this out, man.
13:34Is everything all right?
13:38Yeah, I was just looking for the bathroom.
13:40Nice office, by the way.
13:41Had a bit of a play with your gun, but that's all.
13:45Okay.
13:46Well, we're just about to do the present opening downstairs.
13:49Present opening? As in opening the presents?
13:53Yeah.
13:54See you down there? Five minutes?
13:57Great.
14:00This is from Marcus and Penny.
14:03And it is a...
14:05A mini barbecue!
14:07Thank you!
14:09The ostrich burgers are on me!
14:14The next one is from...
14:16Hannah.
14:18We don't need to open any more presents, do we?
14:20I've got literally no idea what this could be.
14:23No one needs to see you open another set of bedding.
14:25Three men and a baby!
14:27Aww!
14:29Oh!
14:31And...
14:35A vibrator!
14:40It's an inside joke.
14:43Okay, er...
14:44We were in Ireland and there was this girl, we walked in on her,
14:47touching herself and...
14:48Well, she's dead now, so...
14:50Oh, you had to be there.
14:55Well...
14:56Sadie, the girls and I have clubbed together
15:00and got the two of you a little something.
15:04Oh, my God, you guys!
15:07Rich, it's a honeymoon to Turks and Caicos.
15:09Bloody hell!
15:11I've only been there twice.
15:12It's not quite Tom Selleck and a dildo,
15:15but it's the next best thing.
15:17LAUGHTER
15:34We will do everything we can
15:36to make sure that Nutmeg's as comfortable as possible.
15:45Whoa!
15:46What did you do to them?
15:47Their dogs developed a rare form of canine arthritis.
15:50Unfortunately, they can't afford the treatment, so...
15:52We're gonna have to...
15:53So you're gonna kill him?
15:55We're gonna put him down, yeah.
15:57It's the kindest thing to do.
15:59Well, can't you just do it on the NHS?
16:01The NHS doesn't cover pet care.
16:04Fucking Cameron's Britain.
16:05I wish things were different.
16:07This is the hardest part of the job.
16:09Although, technically, it's actually really quite easy.
16:12It's just a quick injection.
16:13Still, real shame.
16:15Come on, then.
16:22All this talk is getting old.
16:28It's getting me down, my love.
16:37Sorry, Dan, you're gonna have to piss off.
16:38Sadie's coming over and Mum needs the living room.
16:40Cool.
16:41What, you're not gonna put up a fight?
16:43Or at least take the piss out of me for calling myself Mumma?
16:45At work today, there was this family who couldn't afford the treatment for their dog,
16:49so they're gonna have to put him down.
16:50Oh, no.
16:51Kid was crying, Dad was crying, and Mum was...
16:55Well, she was actually sort of hot.
16:57But she was crying too.
16:59Which, for some reason, kind of made it a little bit hotter.
17:02I don't know.
17:02Anyway, calling to Rich, there isn't even anything we can do about it.
17:05It's just typical, Rich.
17:07There is always something you can do.
17:09Really?
17:09Yes, look at me.
17:11I might be losing my best friend to marriage and happiness and all that horse shit,
17:15but you don't see me taking it lying down.
17:17Yeah.
17:18You're right.
17:20You know what else?
17:21Maybe the lesson to take from this whole Liam Neeson season...
17:26Still not a word.
17:26...is that sometimes you've gotta take matters into your own grisly Irish hands.
17:31Just like he did in Taken when his daughter was taken.
17:33You know, I hate to say this, Dan, but you are absolutely right.
17:36Why do we always have to be the ones to fix things?
17:38Um, because we're good people?
17:39No.
17:40We're great people.
17:41You're right.
17:42We are great people.
17:46No, but seriously, you do need to fuck off.
17:54Come on, Hans, what's the big surprise?
17:57I should really text Rich and tell him if I'm going to be late.
18:01He's making a kale and pactoy salad.
18:03There'll be plenty of time for old man Rich to shove fancy types of cabbage down your throat.
18:06What's that?
18:08Ready?
18:11What's going on?
18:12Shh, just watch.
18:15Kurt Cobain and Courtney Love.
18:17They got married and two years later, he shot himself in the head.
18:25Hmm.
18:26Hitler and Aber Braun.
18:27They got married the day before they died.
18:30Coincidence?
18:32Also huge Nazis.
18:38Sid and Nancy.
18:39Now, technically they weren't married, but he did stab her to death.
18:45Hannah, what is this?
18:46I'm just trying to open your eyes, you know?
18:48Show you that marriage isn't all sparkly and shiny.
18:51By showing me pictures of dead celebrities?
18:54Yes.
18:54It's just, since you've got back, everything's been so different.
18:57How have things been different?
19:00Right.
19:02It's just like when I was 12 and my best friend Rosie went through a freakishly early puberty
19:07and stopped hanging out with me.
19:08Except, instead of getting boobs and making new friends and getting fingered all the time,
19:12you've gotten engaged.
19:13I'm never going to see you again and it's not fair.
19:15It's not fair. It's not fair.
19:16Whoa!
19:17You really don't have to worry.
19:20You're always going to be the one I turn to when I want to let my hair down.
19:24Or if Rich washes off his galoshes in the sink again and I need someone to bitch to.
19:28You see, I need you.
19:32So, are we friends again?
19:36Well, technically you do owe me one girls' night out.
19:40Okay, yes.
19:42Awesome!
19:43But, just a couple of drinks, okay? Nothing too crazy.
19:46Yes, of course! I'm just going to go grab my rake whistle.
19:49I'm so excited!
20:15There you are, little buddy. I'm going to bust you out of here, am I?
20:19I don't know if you've ever seen the film Taken. It's a bit like that.
20:23I'm Liam Neeson, and you're his slutty daughter.
20:27Yes you are, you little slut.
20:42There you go.
20:43Oh, no, no, no, no, this one's yours.
20:44This was such a great fucking idea, Hannah.
20:46I told you.
20:47This has got to be better than staying at home to help Rich die his pubes or whatever.
20:51Seriously, we should be hanging out like every single night.
20:53Let's open a fucking cocktail bar.
20:55Literally, like tonight.
20:57Let's go get a fucking shitload of booze and just fucking do it.
21:00Yeah.
21:01Yes!
21:03Hello?
21:05Dan, what is it I'm busy?
21:07Quick question.
21:08How would you feel about maybe potentially adopting 10 to 15 terminally ill pets?
21:15Long story short, I ran with your idea and I rescued that dog from the surgery.
21:19That wasn't my idea.
21:21Your idea, my idea.
21:22Whatever.
21:23Anyway, the thing is, when I got in there, I saw all the other pets that were going to be
21:26put down and it was like an adorable fuzzy death row.
21:30So I took all of them.
21:33What?
21:33So all in all, phase one of the plans got pretty smoothly and I'm just sort of checking
21:37in to see what happens in phase two.
21:39There is no phase two.
21:40Look Dan, I'm having a brilliant night with my best friend.
21:43I don't have time to plan a bloody animal prison break.
21:46Ow!
21:47Oh yes!
21:48Oh yes!
21:50Meow!
21:52So I'm thinking we call them our handies, like Hannah and Sadie mashed together, yeah?
21:55And all the cocktails would be made in your hands.
21:58Tell me you love it.
21:59I love it.
22:00I fucking knew you'd love it!
22:01I have seriously never felt this excited about anything in my life.
22:05It's like there are fireworks in my brain.
22:09It's probably because of your drink.
22:12My drink?
22:12Well, I wanted to make sure you had a good time, so I greased the wheels a bit.
22:17What do you mean?
22:18I've been slipping drops of pink lightning into all of your drinks.
22:22Don't worry, you won't remember any of this in the morning, so relax and enjoy the ride.
22:26I mean, one of the side effects is respiratory arrest, so don't relax too much or you might
22:30stop breathing.
22:32What?
22:33Oh my God, I love this song.
22:40They say if you love something, you should set it free.
22:44And I think they're right.
22:47Also, I didn't really think this whole thing through very much and this sort of seems like
22:50the easiest way out.
22:52So I'm going to let you make the most of what time you've got left, alright little buddy?
22:56No more leashes, no more rabies vaccinations, no more cages.
23:02It's time for you to be free.
23:04Once and for all.
23:16Right, next, we have got a lot to get through.
23:22So what do you do, Jamie?
23:24I work down the road in a private gym.
23:26I love the gym.
23:27That's where I get all my towels.
23:28Yeah, I'm a personal trainer.
23:29I love to help people stay healthy.
23:32Plus, I make a ton of extra money selling steroids.
23:36We should do a one-on-one session.
23:37Just you and me, stretching and flexing together.
23:41Um, I think I'm in trouble.
23:45Sorry Jamie, don't move.
23:50Hey, what's up?
23:51Everything's blurry.
23:52My heart's racing.
23:54I can't stop doing this.
23:56Sadie, I'm pretty sure I'm in with this guy, okay?
23:58As a friend, I'd appreciate it if maybe you'd stop being such a cock blocker.
24:02Or, you know, muff buffer.
24:04If you're feeling rough, go and get some fresh air and I'll see you in 20 minutes.
24:09Maybe an hour if me and him start cutting off, okay?
24:16Anyway, I'm imagining you and me and you know those massive exercise boys.
24:22You'd think she was the first person to have a bit too much Albanian paint thinner.
24:25The third places on Earth where they stare at.
24:29Life there was thought to be simply impossible just as it seemed to be absent from other barns...
24:41Richie Rich!
24:42Dan, where are the animals?
24:45I don't know what you're talking about.
24:47The surgery is fully fitted with an alarm system and CCTV.
24:51I know that you broke in and took the animals
24:53and for some reason urinated in one of the seats.
24:58I don't care why you did it, Dan, okay?
25:00I just need to get them back.
25:02So I'm going to ask you again.
25:07Where are the animals?
25:09I let them go.
25:11What do you mean you let them go?
25:13I was just trying to help.
25:15You said you hated the fact that they had to be put down
25:17so I thought I'd, you know, let them live.
25:20I mean, a couple basically got run over immediately
25:24but the others are all gone.
25:28Oh, shit!
25:31Shitty shit!
25:32Do you have any idea what I stand to lose here?
25:36I could lose my vets licence, my surgery and...
25:39No, I'm fucked!
25:41I'm literally fucked!
25:47Whoa, Rich!
25:49I don't want to see you like this.
25:53Listen, mate.
25:55Last year, when I was in prison...
25:58What? You were in prison?
26:00Yeah.
26:00Yeah.
26:00But before you ask, yes, it was for a non-violent crime.
26:03No, I was not...
26:06Are you sure we shouldn't go to A&E?
26:08Sadie!
26:09Rich!
26:11Er, we just had a quick drink.
26:13She had a little bit too much rose.
26:15Where have you been?
26:17What's happened to your face, baby?
26:19Well, Hannah invited me over and she was like,
26:21we should hang out, blah, blah, blah, blah.
26:24Sarah went to a club and she drugged me.
26:26What?
26:26What?
26:26See, now, I think that is much worse than what I did.
26:30Rich, I think I need some more air.
26:33Otherwise, my heart might stop beating again.
26:39What is wrong with you people?
26:41If you think about it, I did save a lot of lives tonight.
26:44It's not kind of your job.
26:45I'm not saying I deserve a promotion, but...
26:47But the point is...
26:48Shut up!
26:50I am not a violent man.
26:52I have dedicated myself to protecting the gift that is life.
26:56So hear me when I say this.
26:59You are the most sick and twisted people I have ever met.
27:03And I pray to God that the two of you die together, arm in arm,
27:10in a horrific boat crash.
27:19Boat crash?
27:20Who dies in a boat crash?
27:22I think that was a legitimate death threat. I do, seriously.
27:24That guy is a dick.
27:26What did I tell you?
27:27Whoa, what happened to your arms?
27:29Oh, yeah.
27:30I got bitten quite a few times by those animals.
27:33Shit.
27:34Yeah, my jaw is sort of locking up,
27:35so I'm like 80% sure I've got tetanus.
27:38Yeah.
27:38Do you reckon you can take me to the hospital tomorrow morning?
27:40Hmm.
27:40Well, I've sort of got a lot on tomorrow, so...
27:42No?
27:43I don't know.
27:43I don't know.
27:45I do.
27:47No?
27:47No?
27:58No?
27:59No?
28:01No.
28:04No?
28:04No?
28:05No?
28:09No?
28:11No?
28:15Fuck!
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