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First broadcast 1st February 2016.
Hannah has been given the task of looking after a bossy American consultant and is excited when she finds out why he is at the company.
Charlotte Ritchie - Hannah
Tom Stourton - Dan
Esther Smith - Holly
Phil Nichol - George
Colin Mace - Terry
Katherine Manners - Doctor
Grant Gillespie - Melvin
Simon Walton - Waiter
Hannah has been given the task of looking after a bossy American consultant and is excited when she finds out why he is at the company.
Charlotte Ritchie - Hannah
Tom Stourton - Dan
Esther Smith - Holly
Phil Nichol - George
Colin Mace - Terry
Katherine Manners - Doctor
Grant Gillespie - Melvin
Simon Walton - Waiter
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00:02I'm going to get four chocolate muffins, and a cup of hazelnut syrup on the side to take away.
00:08You're not staying? I thought we were having one of our famous siblings' coffee mornings.
00:12Okay, first off, that's not a thing we've ever done, and secondly, I've got to be at the airport in
00:16an hour.
00:17Wait, you're not buying duty-free cigarettes and selling them on eBay again. Dad said it's illegal.
00:20No, it's a work thing. Some bullshit consultant's coming over from the New York office, and they're making muggins over
00:25here, go and pick them up.
00:26Cool! I love Americans.
00:28No, it's not cool. They always make me do the shittiest jobs, just because I'm the youngest and the least
00:33qualified.
00:33I should be at the top of the pile, not even to babysit some flag-crazy-hotdog-guzzling-yankee-fuckwit.
00:40Holy shit! Is that Holly?
00:42Who? The girl I was ridiculously in love with.
00:45You say that about basically any girl who talks to you.
00:48Holly was different. She was like my summer girlfriend at that circus camp I went to when I was 14.
00:52Wait, circus camp was a real thing? I thought it was a euphemism Mum made up for some sort of
00:56institute.
00:59Uh, Holly.
01:01Damn French.
01:02No shit! What are you doing here?
01:04I live nearby. I just came for some coffee with my sister.
01:07Hey, tell her about our fling at circus camp. She won't believe it happened.
01:10Oh, no, it totally happened. Do you know the last time I saw you, you asked me to slow dance,
01:15then got a boner.
01:16Yeah. Good times. So what have you been up to?
01:20Oh, only when I got myself bloody pregnant, didn't I?
01:26Sorry, just checking. There's absolutely no chance that's because of the slow dance boner, is there?
01:32I know.
01:47So, fill me in. What have you been up to the past ten years?
01:49Oh.
01:50Did you see the second Hunger Games film?
01:51Yeah. But apart from that, I've spent the last decade dusting about, really.
01:57I had a bunch of lame temp jobs after uni, until one day I was like,
02:01if I don't get out of here soon, I am going to morph into some kind of half-human, half
02:05-temp bitch monster.
02:07So I maxed out my overdraft and booked a ticket to Australia that night.
02:11Seriously?
02:11Dude, it was awesome. I just boomed around the Outback for six months, came back with a wicked suntan and,
02:17well, this little guy.
02:18Anyway, my dad's still out in Australia.
02:20Who is he? Can I guess? Hugh Jackman.
02:23No. It was my bungee jump safety instructor. Kind of ironic, since he didn't use protection.
02:29Well, no, he wore his harness. He just didn't wear a condom.
02:31He wore his harness?
02:32Anyway, I'm back now, just trying to get by on my own. Working here to save a bit of cashola.
02:37Well, Holly, I think you're going to make an awesome single mum. Like J.K. Rowling, but even better.
02:43Oh, thanks, Dan. Do you want to miss you, man?
02:47Listen, my shift ends in a couple of hours. Why don't you stick around? Help me clear the gunk out
02:52of the espresso machine.
02:53Holly, I'd help you clean gunk out of anything.
02:56Cool.
03:02I'm going to eat today's newspapers, yesterday's newspapers, and you can swing at tomorrow's newspapers.
03:06Also, I knocked myself out on the plane with some pretty heavy sleeping pills, something we'd need, just a paddling
03:11pool of coffee.
03:12Oh, and get me some of those Yorkshire puddings you guys have. I can't get enough of that fucking stuff.
03:17Read that back to me.
03:18You didn't tell me to take notes?
03:19No, I didn't tell you to keep breathing either, but you managed it, right?
03:22What'd you say your name was?
03:23Hannah.
03:24Are you Cher? Come on, Hannah what?
03:27Hannah French.
03:28Your last name's French, but you're English? Good God, that's wild.
03:32I can tell you got that kooky British sense of humour.
03:34I mean, that wasn't really a joke.
03:36Come on, French. Let's go grab a cab.
03:38Actually, my car's over here, so...
03:39Well, I'm jonesing for an old-school London cab, so it looks like you'll be picking up that car of
03:42yours in the morning.
03:46Why am I eating this?
03:56Hey, Hannah, come check this out. We're watching a video from Circus Camp.
03:59It's me and Holly in a big talent show.
04:02Oh, hey, Holly.
04:03Hi.
04:03We did this crazy double-act clown thing to that Black Eyed Pea song, Where Is The Love?
04:08Yeah, we came last, but we did get a Price for Loudest performance.
04:11Normally, I'd try and make up an excuse, but I have had the shittiest day, so I'm just going to
04:15say no.
04:16Why? What happened?
04:17Oh, it's this American guy that I'm looking after.
04:19He is, like, the most demanding douchebag in the world.
04:22And basically, his PA, his chauffeur and his wet nose all rolled into one.
04:28Oh, God, it's him.
04:30Yes, George?
04:32Oh, fine.
04:35Yeah, I'll be there in an hour.
04:37Now, I have to go and pick up his dry cleaning.
04:40He's only been in the country since this morning.
04:42How the fuck does he have dry cleaning?
04:44Did he bring dirty clothes on the plane?
04:47Oh, dude, I should probably head too.
04:50Sure.
04:51What about tomorrow? Do you want to hang out?
04:53Like a swing by the cafe again?
04:54Actually, I've got this antenatal yoga class.
04:58I mean, it's really cringe, but I've already paid for all the sessions, so...
05:02I could come with you to that.
05:03Really? It would be so cool to have someone else there.
05:06Do you know, to be honest, I've kind of underestimated how much prep stuff goes into having a baby.
05:10It's worse than cooking a roast.
05:12I haven't even picked a name yet.
05:14I've always liked the name Vlad.
05:16Vlad?
05:17Yeah, it'd be so good.
05:19I want to suck your milk.
05:22Think about it.
05:24You're all right.
05:27Two minutes late, French.
05:28What happened?
05:29Stop off and read Ulysses on the way?
05:31There was a queue at the dry cleaners, and I had to go get those Yorkshire puddings you wanted.
05:35Oh.
05:38These little fuckers make the jet lag all worthwhile.
05:41What are you, French?
05:43Will a hundred pounds cover it?
05:45You do realise they're just milk, eggs and flour?
05:46I can just put it on expenses.
05:49Now, French, what can you tell me about Josh Selby from marketing?
05:53Oh, he's a dick.
05:54He signed up for a marathon, then made us all sponsor him.
05:57Then he fainted after 22 miles and got all pissy when I told him he didn't deserve the money.
06:01Ah, there it is.
06:02There's that cookie, British sense of humour.
06:04I love it.
06:06Why'd you ask about Josh?
06:07I'm about to make him redundant.
06:09Him and 17 other lucky individuals have just won the world's shittiest lottery tickets.
06:14Whoa.
06:15Are you really getting rid of all these people?
06:18That's what I do, French.
06:19I'm a corporate downsizer.
06:20Companies bring me in when they're in trouble and need to thin the herd.
06:24I'm the caped crusader of redundancy, swooping in, saving the day.
06:27Shit.
06:29That is maybe the coolest thing I've ever heard.
06:31I know, right?
06:32I guess that kind of makes you my boy wonder.
06:34Well, what do you mean?
06:35Well, I'm going to need you to sit in during the meetings today.
06:37Take notes.
06:38I get to watch?
06:40Sweet!
06:41Could you send in Josh Selby?
06:44I should warn you that some people find this kind of stuff a bit upsetting, so...
06:49Is that popcorn?
06:51I miss breakfast.
06:53It's not just for the cinema anymore, you know?
06:59Okay.
07:00Now we're going to try some guided breathing exercises.
07:04So we're going to breathe in.
07:08Thanks for coming with me, dude.
07:09I usually have to be paired up with the instructor.
07:11She's a nightmare.
07:13I would have just been sat at home watching bloopers on YouTube.
07:15This is loads more fun.
07:18Hey, check it out.
07:23Hello.
07:24I'm a vagina.
07:30Well, hello, vagina.
07:32I'm a butthole.
07:34It's a vagina, too.
07:36Is it?
07:36Excuse me.
07:37Those aren't toys.
07:38Sorry, miss.
07:39Thank you, Dad.
07:45Now, can we please focus?
07:48Okay.
07:49We're now going to move on to the frog's pose.
07:50Hey, come on.
07:51We better get into frog's pose.
07:52Okay, sure.
07:53How does it work?
07:55Well, my support partner, that is you, sits on the ball.
08:00And then I just sit on top.
08:02Okay.
08:03And I lean back and I practice my pelvic tilt.
08:06Right, fine.
08:14There's some pretty good tilts.
08:16Oh, thanks.
08:20Oh.
08:25Hey, Dan.
08:27Now, I don't know if this is just the pregnancy hormones, but I am absolutely ridiculously turned
08:32on right now.
08:33Are you?
08:34I mean, I'm only 50% sure what hormones are, but I guess I've...
08:53This isn't just the start of an exciting new chapter in your life.
08:57It's the start of a whole new book.
09:00Just send in Terry Bell.
09:02That was incredible.
09:04For a second, I almost forgot you were taking away his livelihood.
09:07How do you do that?
09:09Well, there's nothing to it.
09:10You just give it to them straight, tell them there's something better out there, even if
09:14we all know that's garbage.
09:16Terry, Terry, Terry.
09:18Take a seat.
09:21My name's George.
09:23I don't care what your name is.
09:24I've heard the rumors.
09:25Am I being fired?
09:26Nobody's being fired.
09:28The company is simply going through a phase of restructuring, and as of this moment,
09:32you're surplus to requirements.
09:34Unbelievable.
09:3512 bloody years I've worked here.
09:36Now, they're going to toss me out like an old microwave.
09:38I am going to sue.
09:39Oh, come off it, Terry.
09:43Excuse me?
09:44Well, I mean, how do you really see this playing out?
09:47They're not going to change their minds.
09:49Besides, it's not like your life's a fairy tale now.
09:51Anyway, you're 58.
09:53Do you really want to die at your desk cleaning crumbs out of your keyboard?
09:57Take the redundancy package and go and live your life.
10:00Do up your garden, learn to cook.
10:02Go sailing with your wife.
10:04I haven't got a wife.
10:05Well, then go get a wife.
10:06You can finally do anything you want.
10:10Except, you know, work here.
10:12Come on, Terry.
10:15You know she's right.
10:21You're doing the right thing.
10:24Wow.
10:25French.
10:26That was a tad harsh, but I'm impressed.
10:28How do you feel?
10:29Someone just replaced all of my blood with fucking jet fuel.
10:33Can we get him back in so we can do it again?
10:36Dan, I had literally the best day at work ever.
10:40George is a genius.
10:41Really?
10:42Yesterday you called him a Big Apple bellend.
10:44That was before he let me watch him fire a bunch of losers from the office.
10:48It was incredible.
10:49Like having front row seats in execution just waiting for that rope to drop.
10:53That doesn't really sound that great.
10:54Trust me, it was amazing.
10:56He's got to clear out like three more branches this week,
10:58and since I'm his right-hand man, I get to go with him.
11:01What is all this stuff?
11:03Holly's coming around a bit.
11:04I'm cooking her dinner.
11:05Rice noodles.
11:06Grapefruit.
11:08Charcoal.
11:08What the hell are you making at?
11:09She's got loads of pregnancy cravings.
11:12Yesterday she took a bite out of a candle.
11:14It was adorable.
11:15Wow.
11:15You're really going to a lot of effort for an old flame.
11:17Actually, I think me and Holly might be going out again.
11:21Dan, she's eight months pregnant with someone else's baby.
11:24That's like buying a second-hand tongue ring.
11:25You're basically asking for trouble.
11:27Relax, Hannah.
11:27I've got it under control.
11:29Now, will you please keep stirring this?
11:30I need to go and buy some more mango shower gel.
11:34I'll take those down.
11:35Hi.
11:36I'm George Harper.
11:37This is my associate, Hannah French.
11:40There should be a conference room and a plate of Yorkshire puddings waiting for us.
11:43Right this way, Mr. Harper.
11:45Look at these suckers.
11:46They have no idea they're about to get swept up in a tsunami of unemployment.
11:49Hey, French.
11:50How would you like to take the lead on a couple of these meetings?
11:53Really?
11:54I get to do some firing?
11:55Yeah, I saw you handle yourself yesterday.
11:57You were a natural.
11:59Wow, thanks.
12:00Oh, I promise I won't let you down, George.
12:02Shit.
12:03My heart's racing.
12:05Is this what it's like to actually care about your job?
12:08Ben, Ben, Ben.
12:11Take a seat.
12:13OK, finish this sentence.
12:15You're being made breakfast clothes redundant.
12:18Also, you've got to leave your company car.
12:20But here is £3.68 for the bus.
12:26Hey, come on.
12:28You'll find another job.
12:30You'll probably just be at a worse company for less money.
12:32Get out!
12:33Get the hell out of here!
12:34Thanks for coming in.
12:36And that's lunch!
12:39And stop.
12:41Oh, Andrew.
12:43I like that.
12:44Come on, that's so boring.
12:46Look, I'll be honest with you, I'm still a big fan of Vlad.
12:49But you really like the name Vlad.
12:52All right, fine.
12:52I'll add it to the list, but only so you stop suggesting it.
12:55Right, I'm going to go steal another glass of your sister's fancy orange juice.
12:59You know, I was thinking maybe tomorrow we could find a costume for the baby's first Halloween.
13:04It's never too early, right?
13:06Fuck.
13:08Dan, will you get in here?
13:12Dude.
13:14I think my water's just broke.
13:16Shit.
13:17What do we do?
13:18I don't know.
13:19This wasn't meant to happen for another month.
13:22Oh, my God.
13:23I am not ready to have a fucking baby, Dan.
13:25I don't have a hospital bag.
13:27I haven't baby-proofed my flat.
13:29I haven't even picked a name.
13:31He's going to be the baby with no name.
13:32Holly, everything's going to be fine.
13:35Okay, I'm right here.
13:37I'm going to get you to that hospital, even if I have to track down an ambulance driver,
13:41cut off his face, assume his identity, and drive you there myself.
13:46Okay.
13:47Or maybe we could just call for one instead.
13:50Yeah, we could start with that.
13:52After a day like that, I feel I could fuck a whale.
13:55Seriously, George, thank you so much for the opportunity.
13:58I've never had so much fun in my whole life.
14:00How did you get such a sweet job?
14:02Well, let me show you something.
14:06See that fat kid with the glasses?
14:08The one crying on the left?
14:09Oh, my God.
14:10Is that you?
14:11No.
14:11That's the kid I used to bully in junior high.
14:13I keep a picture of him in my wallet as a reminder to always stay on top.
14:17There are two types of people in this life.
14:20Winners, and I don't give a fuck about the other guys.
14:26Oh, what the hell?
14:27What's up?
14:28Ask for no vegetables.
14:29I'll just eat around them.
14:30It's okay.
14:30Here's a life lesson, French.
14:32Never accept anything that's just okay.
14:34If you don't like something, change it by any means necessary.
14:38Watch and learn.
14:39Excuse me.
14:41Is everything right, sir?
14:42No, it is not.
14:44My friend here asked for no vegetables, but for some reason, you chose to ignore that.
14:48I'm sorry.
14:49I'll fix that for you.
14:50You will.
14:50You'll also give us these meals free of charge and a round of drinks by way of an apology.
14:54I don't think I can do that.
14:56Hey, let's play a little game.
14:58It's called What If?
14:59What if my friend here were deathly allergic to vegetables, and thanks to your shoddy customer
15:04service, her life was at risk?
15:07Wait.
15:07This game needs four people to play.
15:09I know.
15:10I'll call that big, fat, fucking, scary lawyer I keep on retainer, and he can join us.
15:16Or you can just go get us those free drinks.
15:22I don't know if this is possible, but I think I might have just had a non-sexual orgasm.
15:36Dot, what's going on?
15:37We've been waiting ages.
15:39It's not conjoined twins, is it?
15:40No, no, no.
15:41The baby's fine.
15:41In fact, it looks like this was a false alarm.
15:43OK, I don't think you know how alarms work, because my water's broke.
15:47Actually, that was urine.
15:50Well, sometimes at this stage in a pregnancy, the baby can shift positions and squeeze the
15:55bladder, causing you to have an accident.
15:57Whoa!
15:58I like this baby more every day.
16:00He's not even been born yet, and he's already playing pranks.
16:03Don't worry.
16:04It's quite common.
16:05I'm going to write these up, and then we'll discharge you.
16:08Look.
16:10Oh, God, I feel like such a twat.
16:12What?
16:13Why?
16:14Dude.
16:15It's like babies are serious shit.
16:17You know, they're like ten seconds away from dying all the time.
16:19How bad am I going to be at looking after them when I've gone down and I've pissed myself?
16:25I don't know what I would have done if you weren't there.
16:27Yeah, but I was there.
16:29I'm here now.
16:30And unless something huge happens, like a zombie uprising or I get a day job, then I
16:35promise I'll be there again.
16:37You hear that, baby?
16:38I've got your back.
16:42Morning, partner.
16:43Ready for another day's firing?
16:45Hannah, please take a seat.
16:48We need to talk.
16:49Why so serious, Georgie?
16:52Wait.
16:53Are you going to fire me?
16:55What the fuck?
16:56You Americans have no sense of loyalty.
16:58You're turning your back on me just like you did with Piers Morgan.
17:01Ha, there's that kooky British humor.
17:03Come on, French.
17:03I'm not firing you.
17:05You're my guy, right?
17:07I'm your guy?
17:08Now, listen.
17:09A junior position has opened at the New York office, and I think you have what it takes
17:13to fill it.
17:13Now, you'd have to start immediately, but you want it?
17:16It's all yours.
17:17I know it's a big decision, traveling across the globe, so take some time.
17:21I'm in.
17:22No, you don't have to decide right now.
17:23I'm definitely in.
17:24Screw this country.
17:26How about I go and buy us a couple of Yorkshire puddings to celebrate?
17:29Fantastic.
17:30Oh, and French.
17:31What with all the redundancies going on here, it might be best to be discreet while we sort
17:36out the details.
17:37Oh, yeah.
17:37Of course.
17:40Excuse me?
17:41I'm going to go.
17:42Everybody?
17:42I was playing for you.
17:44Gather round, everyone.
17:45Hi.
17:45Gather round.
17:47So, I've worked here for three years now, but guess what, assholes?
17:51That ends today, because Mama just got herself a kick-ass job in NYC.
17:57That's right.
17:58I am done with this shithole.
17:59So, I'd just like to say a quick and final fuck you to each and every one of you.
18:05Fuck you.
18:06Fuck you.
18:07Fuck you.
18:07Fuck you.
18:08You're just a temp, but fuck you.
18:10Fuck you.
18:11Fuck you.
18:11Fuck you.
18:13Fuck all of you.
18:21Anna, you're going to want to sit down for this.
18:22I've got some huge news.
18:25I've got huge news, too.
18:27Let's say it at the same time.
18:28I'm moving to New York.
18:29I'm going to propose to Holly.
18:30What?
18:30What?
18:31George offered me a job in New York, and I said yes.
18:33Did you say you're proposing to Holly?
18:35Yeah.
18:36I'm going to do the honourable thing and ask her to marry me.
18:39Dan, aren't you forgetting something?
18:40It's not your baby.
18:41Yeah, but Holly's like the coolest girl in the world, Hannah.
18:45I'd probably want to marry her even if she wasn't pregnant.
18:48The fact that she is pregnant is just a bonus.
18:50She's like a kinder egg.
18:51The chocolate on the outside is great, and there's an awesome little toy inside.
18:55Well, good luck, I guess.
18:57I hope I can make it back for the wedding.
18:59Are you really going to New York?
19:00Yeah.
19:01My flight's literally booked for the end of this week.
19:03Oh, I can't wait to get out there.
19:04It's going to be so cool.
19:05I'm just going to be eating bagels and fucking Jewish guys.
19:08Look at us.
19:09I'm getting married.
19:10You're leaving the country.
19:10We're all grown up.
19:12Yeah.
19:13I guess we are.
19:17Right.
19:18I'm going to go and try and find my lucky X-Men pants so I have them for the proposal.
19:21Cool.
19:22I'm going to practice my New York accent.
19:24Hey, forget about it.
19:26Sun Yi, what's for breakfast?
19:35This is incredible.
19:36I've never been in business class.
19:40Wow, they're doing in-flight colonic.
19:42Get used to it, French.
19:43Your new life starts now.
19:45Champagne, madam.
19:46Oh, I don't mind if I do.
19:47Keep these coming, cupcake.
19:49Here you go, George.
19:50Oh, no.
19:50I'm set, thanks.
19:51I got these little babies.
19:52What are they?
19:53Military-grade sleeping pills.
19:55They're banned by the U.S. government, but I know a guy that works there.
19:57I can't say who, but let's just say he was the first black president.
20:05See you on the other side, French.
20:09You've made it, French.
20:23Hi.
20:25You don't know me, sir, but my name is Dan French, and I am in love with your daughter.
20:30I don't have a job, and I was briefly in prison, but I really care about Holly, and I promise
20:36to take awesome care of her and the baby, which is why I've come to ask you for her hand
20:40in marriage.
20:42What do you say, Dad?
20:45I don't have a daughter.
20:47What?
20:47Wait, aren't you Holly Freeman's dad?
20:49You want Malcolm Freeman.
20:51Fifth floor.
20:52Oh, fuck.
20:54Um, look, I'm on a bit of a tight shedge with this proposal stuff.
20:58Don't really have time to make that whole speech again.
21:00If you see him, could you tell him I'm marrying his daughter?
21:02Cheers.
21:15That's all right.
21:15That's it.
21:18What's going on?
21:19I'm just moving them in here.
21:21They had a small issue with his seat.
21:23What was the issue?
21:24He was sick on it.
21:25Well, by all means, stick him in here and let him see what it's like to throw up in more
21:28expensive seats.
21:29Well, these were the only two seats together.
21:31I'm sure you can understand.
21:32Oh, whatever.
21:34Could I get a refill on my champagne?
21:35My hands are a little bit full just now, ma'am, but I'll get to you as soon as I
21:38get a chance.
21:39Here we go.
21:43Yes!
21:54Oh, I'm so hungry.
21:57Do you know, I might just order one of everything.
22:00How about you, Dan?
22:03Oh, yeah, it is a bit hot.
22:04Are you okay, Dan?
22:05You've been acting weird all night.
22:07What?
22:07I can't be acting weird.
22:09Excuse me, could we get two glasses of the secret special wine, please?
22:14Yeah.
22:15Oh, what's the secret special wine?
22:17You do know I can't drink right?
22:19Don't worry, it's not really wine.
22:20Well, what is it then?
22:43People killing, people dying.
22:45Children hurt you and hear them crying.
22:47Can you practice...
22:48Holly Freeman, I've been in love with you since the first time we did each other's clown makeup in circus
22:53camp all those years ago.
22:54I'll let you slip away once, but I am not going to make the same mistake again.
22:58You are sweet and funny and amazing, and I want to spend the rest of my life with you.
23:04And that tiny little fella growing inside of you.
23:07What's that?
23:08Where is the love, the love, the love?
23:13Holly, will you marry me?
23:14The love, where is the love, the love, the love?
23:21Oh, Dan.
23:23I'm so sorry.
23:25I'm so sorry.
23:27Where is the love?
23:29Oh, come on.
23:35This isn't going to affect our Yelp review, is it?
23:49What is it, ma'am?
23:50I can't give you any more free slippers.
23:52No, it's that kid.
23:53He's making a racket, and his mum's clearly checked out.
23:56So could you please take care of him?
23:58There's not a lot I can do.
24:00They paid for their seats.
24:01Technically, they didn't pay for them.
24:03They were an economy, and they managed to fuck that up.
24:05Look, I don't want to be a dick, but I have a very fast-paced, high-pressure job,
24:10and I kind of expect a certain level of service to go with it.
24:13Ma'am, I've got a lot to be getting on with.
24:15If you have a problem with the noise, I suggest use the complimentary earplugs provided.
24:36Hey, you, what have you got there?
24:38A game.
24:39Cool.
24:41Do you want to maybe play a different game?
24:43It's called What If.
24:45What if you ate this sweetie?
24:48I don't want to.
24:48Okay, I'll go first.
24:50Ready?
24:52So fun.
24:54Okay, now it's your turn.
24:55You just need to eat it.
24:57No.
24:58Just eat it.
25:00It's sweet.
25:02What are you doing, ma'am?
25:04Uh, hi.
25:15Ollie!
25:16Come in.
25:19Can we talk?
25:23Maybe in private?
25:26Glitch, can you give us a sec?
25:28Oh, no, no, no.
25:39Listen, dude, I'm sorry I ditched you back there, but what the fuck?
25:44Why did you ask me to marry you?
25:45I thought it was the right thing to do.
25:47We just get on so great, and I thought I could help you with a baby.
25:51I mean, you don't want him to be born a bastard.
25:54That means a lot, dude.
25:56But we don't need to get married for you to give me a hand with stuff.
26:00Really?
26:01Besides, you're the one that gave him his name.
26:04Shit, you're going to call him Vlad.
26:05Middle name.
26:06I was thinking Andrew Vlad Freeman.
26:10Andrew Vlad Freeman.
26:11That's a fucking sweet name.
26:13Yeah, well, he's going to be a shit-hot baby.
26:17Hey, do you want the clowns to come back in and sing something?
26:19They're still on the clock for, like, 30 minutes.
26:21Yeah.
26:21Do you think they know any elbow?
26:25George!
26:25Okay, French.
26:26They're accusing you of some pretty heavy shit.
26:28If this is one of your cookie British jokes, then I don't get it.
26:31This isn't a joke.
26:32None of the things I've said have been jokes.
26:34Then why in God's name did you have a Chernobyl-sized meltdown?
26:37I was being assertive.
26:38It's like you said, never settle for just okay.
26:41I didn't mean drug a toddler.
26:43See?
26:43There's still so much for me to learn from you.
26:46Yeah, about that.
26:47I think we're going to have to put this whole job offer on ice.
26:50Indefinitely.
26:51What?
26:51Come on, I'm your guy.
26:53There's plenty of guys out there.
26:55Be nice knowing you're French.
26:57No, George!
26:58George!
26:59Can you at least get me another champagne?
27:08Hey, sis.
27:09How was the trip?
27:10Trip?
27:10Dan, I was moving to America for good.
27:12How did you miss that?
27:16Anyway, it's not happening anymore.
27:18What?
27:18How come?
27:19There was a minor incident on the plane involving a toddler and some prescription pills.
27:25Long story short, they're agreeing to drop the charges, but I'm not allowed on US soil anymore.
27:30Well, if it makes you feel any better, my big plans fell through too.
27:34Me and Holly aren't getting married anymore.
27:36Well, that's probably for the best.
27:38Yeah.
27:39We talked about it and we decided that we should just be friends.
27:41And I'd help out with baby stuff every now and again.
27:44We're actually going to go test drive some prams tomorrow.
27:47Race them around and stuff.
27:48Fancy joining?
27:49Hmm.
27:49I'm going to go into the office and try and get my job back.
27:52I've got to admit, I kind of wish I hadn't told them all to fuck off.
27:55Or spray painted it onto the building.
27:58Well, I hope they take you back because I really need to borrow some money.
28:02I owe a bunch of clowns like two grand.
28:04I owe a bunch of clowns like two grand.
28:36I owe a bunch of clowns like two grand.
28:45Walk?
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