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00:07Is he here?
00:12Is he asleep?
00:24Dad, you forgot to pick us up from school.
00:34Is he dead?
00:44Are you okay?
00:47I'm just thinking about how.
00:52Okay, what about him?
00:56Yeah, Dick Hart will be super excited.
01:00I will, too.
01:39I know I have good judgment, I know I have good taste.
01:44It's funny and it's ironic that only I feel that way.
01:48I promise them that you're different and everyone makes mistakes.
01:53Barbara?
01:54That's your best.
01:56Forget the closet.
01:57I heard that you're an actor, so act like a stand-up guy.
02:02Whatever devil's inside you, don't let them out tonight.
02:06I tell them it's just your culture and everyone knows their eyes.
02:11Yeah, I know.
02:13I don't know.
02:14All I'm asking, baby.
02:15Please, please, please, please, please, don't prove I'm right.
02:24Please, please, please, don't bring me to tears when I just did my makeup so nice.
02:33Heartbreak is one thing, my ego's another.
02:37I beg you, don't embarrass me, motherfucker.
02:43Oh, please, please, please, come on.
02:52If you wanna go and be stupid, don't do it in front of me.
03:01If you don't wanna cry to my music, don't make me hate you politically.
03:10Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please.
03:25Hey, hey, if security's a mess, then everybody will be caught up.
03:29Okay, so we're all fucked.
03:30What's your flight number?
03:31No, I'm 17...
03:34Okay, I heard 17...
03:37Okay, I heard 17...
03:38We might have to get you another flight.
03:42What?
03:43No, Jess, you still haven't fixed your phone,
03:46which means I can't hear you when you call me.
03:48We need to get it fixed.
03:50Your flight's on time. I can try calling.
04:14Hey, what are your thoughts on fast food dessert right now?
04:18You're a cook.
04:19You said you have a car, right?
04:21It's like three in the morning.
04:23But tell me that doesn't sound so good right now.
04:27But I feel like you don't remember my name.
04:30Your name?
04:32Yeah, I'll get dessert with you if you can tell me my name.
04:35Your name's Abby. What are you talking about?
04:40Do you think I don't know your name?
04:43What did you think I was going to say? Angels don't have names?
04:45Hey, relax.
04:46Do you not know my name?
04:47My name is How.
04:48My name's How. We met at a party tonight and then danced our asses off and then talked for like
04:51two hours and I came back to your dorm room and had sex with me in your dorm room bed.
04:54Okay, you need to chill out or you need to leave my room.
04:56Leave your room?
04:57Yeah, if you're going to be crazy.
04:59Okay.
05:08Abby.
05:10Abby, that was annoying. I'm sorry.
05:16Are you pretending to be asleep right now?
05:17I'm sorry.
05:37Oh.
05:48what what do you want why are two girls in your bed why don't you set up your fantasy football
05:53line why you're gonna be back chair why you never sleep here in your beanbag chair okay i've been
05:59sleeping at harper's because jesse's out of town but she's back in town now i'm sorry about fantasy
06:03that guy like 400 yards damn did you have a threesome yeah why are you deeply upset about
06:14your threesome because white girls are weird like racial stuff was that said felt
06:22still want to smoke uh no
06:29get dessert and fries with me it's 3 a.m you think mcdonald's gives a shit mcdonald's is so far
06:35away yeah you're right in traffic it's pretty terrible right now okay idiot where i pick you
06:41up you don't because i'm already here don't lock the windows you need to lock those
06:56our best incident here is probably to guard herself because most guys she's been with have been
07:01subhuman okay what she thinks i am too now i like borderline yelled at her
07:06it's no good dog she broke my heart dog she broke your heart yeah
07:13what's her last name what's her last name what's her last name what's her last name i'm sorry
07:20with an r it's like um rad raddish my name's abby raddish that sucks my name is abby raddish
07:54falling asleep i love you
07:55i love you when's jesse coming you could sleep here it's fine
08:00okay i might go home but thanks
08:10are you being kind of distant
08:11it's literally less than an inch between us right now
08:14i feel like you're being distant because jesse's coming back
08:16oh al the sun's about to come up i haven't even slept yet
08:19i hope you realize i know something's wrong with me
08:24i don't think there's something wrong with you
08:25i'm not like okay with the way that i am
08:28what do you mean
08:31you're a baby but you're still in college everyone is
08:35yeah i'm a senior in college
08:37should be like okay i shouldn't come to my fucking sister's house and sleep on our couch
08:40you're fucking bad when your girlfriend's out of town
08:42i should write my essays when they're due
08:44i feel like jesse hates me and i feel like you're pushing me away because she's coming back
08:47jesse doesn't hate you but you admit you're pushing me away
08:49do you have to finish an essay yes
08:51by when so long ago jesse does hate me
08:55no she doesn't she thinks i'm the fattest baby
08:57i think you're the fattest baby
08:58i didn't see you didn't hate me
08:59how are you forgetting how dope you are
09:03no i know how dope i am i just feel like i can't like
09:07i just feel like i can't like
09:08what's going on dog
09:09i feel like something's wrong with me
09:11stop saying that
09:12i'm like not okay i like really like don't feel okay
09:15i cheated on my girlfriend
09:20i made out with my co-worker
09:22the single mom with two kids
09:24yeah
09:25the divorcee with two kids
09:27yeah
09:29so she's bisexual
09:30i think so
09:33damn
09:37it's okay
09:41do you want to talk about it
09:42maybe tomorrow
09:44sorry to steal your thunder
09:45i just don't want you to feel alone
09:48yeah thanks for cheating on jesse
09:50it makes me feel a lot better
09:50you're a dumbass
09:53when do you have to finish that essay
09:55whatever you're free
10:21eric wants to promote me
10:24he took me to dinner last night to tell me
10:26nobody needed me in dallas
10:30he took you to dinner last night to tell you he wants to do that or he actually offered it
10:33to you
10:33you were so annoying
10:34no mom i'm just asking
10:35this is amazing
10:38this is exactly what you wanted
10:40but not what you want
10:42you want to be in la
10:43i have a job here just
10:44no
10:45yeah
10:46one that you're you're really passionate about
10:48and and your boss isn't abusive and
10:50makes you really miss our talks
10:52i just want to know what it is you want
10:55okay i know moving to dallas isn't
10:56i okay i'm so excited for you
10:58i cannot talk about this right now
10:59i'm so fucking tired
11:00hal kept me up all night
11:01we hate la we talk about it all the fucking time
11:04and and and that basketball team in dallas has that white boy you guys love
11:07it would be fun to go to luka donchich games
11:11i need to go to bed
11:15did you cheat on me
11:17what
11:19what are you talking about
11:20i made a ghost
11:22get out
11:32no i did not i see her
11:34then why is she asking me
11:35i don't know why she's asking me
11:37fuck you dude
12:09you okay
12:10no i'm not okay
12:12how'd she find out
12:13i really need you to leave
12:16what i'm not gonna leave you
12:17can you please get out
12:20okay i'll leave your room
12:20no get out of the house
12:22go do your fucking essay
12:23i don't want to
12:24i'm gonna make sure you're okay
12:25i'm not okay
12:25and i'm not gonna be okay
12:27leave
12:28why
12:29what you did was not that bad
12:31wasn't that bad
12:31i cheated on jesse
12:33yeah because she wants you to follow her to texas
12:34and she's your first gay relationship
12:36so you cheated on her
12:38and that's not cool
12:39hal
12:40but it's okay
12:41hal
12:42believe me when i say
12:43you do not know anything
12:44about anything
12:45okay
12:45i cheated because i'm not a good person
12:47yes you are
12:48no i'm not
12:49yes you are
12:50no i'm not
12:50yes you are
12:51how would you know
12:52you're not a good person either
12:54okay
12:58we're not talking to dad right now
13:00yes we are
13:00what if he's dying
13:01he said today
13:01he's not dying hal
13:03we're not
13:03don't fucking answer
13:04don't fucking call him
13:06hang up the phone
13:08don't make me
13:09stop
13:10don't give me the phone
13:12don't fucking call him
13:17hey are you okay
13:18totally okay
13:19you with harper
13:20yeah she's right here
13:22i uh
13:23i have big news
13:48you going in that dirty
13:49yeah where is it
13:50sigma
13:55i don't know if it's something you need to be railing shots for though
13:58my dad's having a baby
14:00it's not possible
14:01his girlfriend is
14:02aren't they old
14:03he is she isn't
14:07do you want me to take a shot with you
14:14we actually have to take another shot because he's also selling my childhood house
14:18fuck
14:18his daughter's gonna be lit
14:20he is
14:32he's
14:33he
14:33he
14:51I don't know what to do, but I don't know what to do, but I don't know what to do.
15:30I'd buy this sucker.
15:32Looks great.
15:34But now, what's the reason for keeping the rocking chair?
15:36I don't know.
15:37I thought it might add some life and some possibility for people wandering around and-
15:41It looks like shit though.
15:43Okay.
15:44Looks like you forgot something.
15:45Yeah.
15:46Got it.
15:47Truthfully, I don't really have a place to put it yet.
15:49I was just trying to buy some time.
16:00That's insane.
16:02I know.
16:05Yeah.
16:09Yeah, that's true.
16:22Come on, brother.
16:23Yeah, brother.
16:24Good on that.
16:25Hell yeah.
16:25Yeah.
16:29Boop.
16:31What's that?
16:32What's up, bro?
16:32What are you doing?
16:33You just put your finger in my cup?
16:34No, I don't remember that.
16:35What are you doing?
16:36What are you doing?
16:36We're trying to mix it, bro.
16:37Back off.
16:41Back off.
16:42Back off.
16:44Back off.
16:45Back off.
16:47Back off.
16:47Stop.
16:48Stop.
16:53How'd that go for you?
16:54Great.
16:55Let me see your face.
16:57I like to walk by myself right now.
17:02Nice face.
17:03Nice face.
17:05What?
17:07What?
17:07Why are you so drunk?
17:08Why are you not?
17:10It's 2.30.
17:12Okay.
17:13Officer.
17:14Why are you walking?
17:15To my bed because I want this day to be over.
17:18Why?
17:19Oh, so it's actually none of your business.
17:21Did you see me talking to that guy you just picked a fight with?
17:25You mean was I jealous?
17:28Sure.
17:28You gotta make up your mind.
17:29Do you think I'm obsessed with you or do you think I don't care enough to know your name?
17:32I was just asking you a question.
17:33Carol, I really hate your questions.
17:35I make this suck.
17:37Okay, have a nice walk.
17:38Okay, have a nice walk.
17:38Cool.
17:39Hey, there was a nice walk.
17:40I would Ž.
17:41Thanks.
17:56Wow.
18:01You know, I had to try and buy it.
18:02I love it.
18:04I think I should take a few months ago.
18:05I was going to take a few months later.
18:05I was going to take a few days later.
18:05I was going to take a few months later.
18:05I was going to take a few months later.
18:06I was going to take a few months later.
18:06And I was going to give you a bunch of this time.
18:07You know, it's all done.
18:08You should be looking for a lot of time.
18:08My priorities have been off. I don't want to talk about Dallas. The minute I'm back, I want to talk
18:13about us.
18:16I want to talk about me getting better at cleaning and taking care of myself and
18:20I'm sorry that I called you from the airport and made missing my flight. Your problem is not your problem
18:25and I know that I bother you.
18:26You don't bother me.
18:28You don't bother me.
18:34I don't want to break up.
18:36Well, you should want to.
18:38I know, I know, but I really don't.
18:46I don't want to break up either.
19:07I don't want to break up.
19:10I don't want to break up.
19:20I don't want to break up.
19:22I don't want to break up.
19:24I don't want to break up.
19:29I don't want to break up.
19:31I don't want to break up.
19:33I don't want to break up.
19:34I don't want to break up.
19:49What, dude?
19:50Hey, I'm walking to your house. I have that essay due tomorrow.
19:55I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
19:57What happened to your face?
19:58Nothing.
19:59You look like the Elephant Man.
20:01The Bradley Cooper version or the David Lynch version?
20:03Not the Bradley Cooper version.
20:04Okay, can I come inside?
20:05No, Al, you can't.
20:06I really need to bullshit this, like, super fast.
20:08I'm really sorry about today.
20:09I know you love Jessie.
20:11I know you want to be with her.
20:12I just was...
20:14I was just feeling scared about us not being together.
20:16And I'm really upset about our childhood house being sold.
20:18I'm so okay with him having a baby,
20:19but I just don't want him to sell our childhood house.
20:21Al.
20:21Can I please come inside to write the essay?
20:22I literally typed zero words,
20:24and I can't type any other words unless I'm inside.
20:25You need to calm down, Ray.
20:26Can I just come inside?
20:27No. Write it at yours.
20:29I've been trying to.
20:30I've been trying to.
20:31I need to write it at yours.
20:32What are you doing?
20:33You're just a game to me.
20:33I cannot fucking help you.
20:34I have my own shit.
20:35What are you doing?
20:38I need to get ready.
20:39Bye.
20:39Let's go.
21:12Let's go.
21:39Let's go.
21:46Can you get it?
21:48Yeah, nice.
21:49One, two, three.
21:52Go.
21:53We got it.
21:57The door's open.
21:58Hey, hey.
22:22The door's open.
22:27Sorry I was busy tonight.
22:29No.
22:30How's your stress, Lolo?
22:32I'm handling.
22:36How is your stress?
22:38Stress.
22:42What?
22:44You just can't sleep because you're so excited about all the change.
22:50I can help you too, you know.
22:53I wish you would tell me about the house.
22:55I told you.
22:56It looks really empty.
22:59What else?
23:01Nothing else.
23:02You don't want to tell me about the rocking chair in your car?
23:06I was able to see the rocking chair in your car, yes.
23:14Kate, I want you to get some sleep.
23:16I'm just sitting on the couch because I don't want my tossing attorney to wake you up.
23:20That's it.
23:26I know, I know, I know, I know.
23:29I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know.
23:37Settle down, Hal.
23:38It's okay, baby.
23:40Mommy.
23:43Come on, come on.
23:45Daddy, you have a hole.
23:46Huh?
23:47You have a hole in your pants.
23:48The wind's going to get in and it's going to make you chilly.
23:51I'm going to be okay, okay?
24:01Hey, guys.
24:02You want to watch some more ears?
24:04I want to watch some more ears.
24:06Let's watch some more ears.
24:14Let's watch some more ears.
24:18Where's Mommy?
24:19It's me.
24:21It's me.
24:23It's me.
24:24It's me.
24:28It's me.
24:32It's me.
24:34It's me.
24:37It's me.
24:39It's me.
24:42It's me.
24:43It's me.
24:45It's me.
24:47It's me.
24:48It's me.
24:51It's me.
24:52It's me.
24:56It's me.
24:58And who are we?
25:07If you want to feel like I'm here and weak, you don't know what we're making
25:17I cannot believe in how long I'm taking
25:29We'll be right back
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