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00:11What if I, like, sleep under a bed?
00:28No ballads, oh boy.
01:01We met last time.
01:02Yes, yeah.
01:03Yes, yeah.
01:10Yes, yes.
01:11Yes, yes.
01:21Yes, yes.
01:34Yes, yes.
01:36I don't want to go yet, I don't want to come yet.
01:44Oh
02:21Oh
02:44Oh
03:25Oh
03:28Oh
03:30Oh
04:10Is it bad that I can't even remember what I was last year?
04:15Seriously?
04:18Yeah
04:20We were Top Gun
04:22You were Goose
04:24Remember how aggressive you were about everyone calling you Goose?
04:29Yeah, because I was Goose's son
04:31Bitch, you just called me Goose too
04:33I did
04:33I was Miles Teller
04:35I had the mustache, you had the aviators, you were Glenn Powell in the situation
04:40I liked you in a mustache
04:41You looked really hot in aviators
04:43Everyone looks hot in aviators
04:44No, no, this was the first time aviators made me
04:49Like actively so horny
04:52Do I still make you horny?
04:58Try me
05:20I was thinking about freshman year Halloween
05:26I was thinking about sophomore year Halloween
05:30When we dressed up as Carrie and Llewell
05:35Why did we do that?
05:37Why did we do that?
05:39I don't know
05:40What?
05:43What?
05:44What happened?
05:45Nothing
05:48Nothing
05:53Is it open?
05:54Is it open?
05:54Yeah
05:56Oh my god
05:57Oh, what's up?
05:58Hi
05:59It's a baby on the loose
06:01Hi
06:01Hey, she's with me
06:03I really wanna pick her up but I don't wanna scare you
06:05Yeah, you can pick her up
06:06It's way past our bedtime
06:07All conventions are out the window
06:08Oh, yeah
06:09She wants to follow me
06:10She just started walking so I can't put her in a stroller anymore
06:12She just cried and cried and cried and cried
06:13Look at that
06:14What?
06:15What? Look at that
06:15That's a little scary
06:16Do we know each other?
06:19Yes, Herbert's brother
06:20Oh my god
06:21Yeah
06:22This is Abby
06:23This is Audrey
06:25She works with my sister
06:26Hi
06:26Nice to meet you
06:27Nice to meet you
06:28I don't know these cuties though
06:29Oh, yeah, these cuties
06:31This is Nathan and Ruby
06:32Hi, Ruby and Nathan
06:35Hi, sweeties
06:36I got five stitches on my hand
06:37Oh my goodness
06:38What? How'd that happen?
06:39I slid it on a wall
06:40You slid it on a wall?
06:42Dude
06:43We're brothers
06:45Slid it on a wall too
06:48What?
06:48You guys are boo-boo brothers
06:50How cool is that?
06:52Hey, do you wanna ask them to help you pick out a costume?
06:55Will you help me pick my costume?
06:57Yeah, homie
06:59Duh
07:00Thank you for pushing that
07:01Yeah
07:01Of course
07:04Louie
07:07What are you...
07:08What are you doing here?
07:09Have you been here?
07:09I was just here
07:10I left my card in the thing
07:12Because I'm so out of...
07:13What are you doing here?
07:14We all five came together
07:17Hi
07:17Oh my god, this is Abby
07:18You haven't met Abby?
07:19Hi
07:19Nice to meet you
07:21I haven't met your cuties yet
07:23No
07:23This is kind of an unfortunate time to meet them
07:25Because they're so, so tired
07:26Are you friends with my mommy?
07:28Yes, I am
07:28I work with your mom
07:29And she tells me all the time about Nathan
07:33My name is Nathan?
07:34Yeah
07:35She talks about you all the time
07:36She loves you so much
07:38Do you work with my mommy?
07:40I do
07:40Yes, baby
07:41When mommy goes to the office, Harper's there
07:43Do you have to go home?
07:44I have to go...
07:45Do you need help with your stuff to your car?
07:47No, no, no, no
07:48You go
07:48You sure you don't need help?
07:49Yes
07:50I'm happy you got to meet them
07:51You too
07:56God, that took forever
07:58Yeah, sorry
07:59Hal was in there
08:00You can go
08:01Hal was inside?
08:02Yeah, it was weird with that girl, Abby
08:03Do you wanna, like, see him?
08:05No, I saw him earlier, it's fine
08:08No, I saw him earlier, it's fine
08:33We are getting candy in the morning
08:36And other than that, I don't know
08:40Your last one
08:44What?
08:47You know, last Halloween without your little...
08:50Oh, right, yeah
08:51Yes, I guess
08:53He's over for his last 13
08:55On the floor, going back to Monday
08:57Dodge it
09:17Okay, so...
09:19I...
09:23Ah...
09:24Oh, you can see
09:24Yeah, aaah...
09:30You mean that!
09:46Did you fart?
09:49Hmm?
09:54Did you poop or did you fart?
09:56What? Go back to bed.
10:28Did you go to the couch to watch porn?
10:30Stop it. Shut up. Did you hear that?
10:33Did I hear two girls scissoring and screaming at where I am?
10:37Yeah.
10:38I went to click on something and then it started playing full volume.
10:41So I just shut it off.
10:43I couldn't sleep.
10:45Sorry, you couldn't sleep.
10:47It's okay.
10:52I found your cigarettes.
10:55In my backpack.
10:56Are you smoky? You can stop that.
11:02Okay.
11:04Do you want me to make you a smoothie?
11:05Do you want me to make you a smoothie?
11:20Do you want me to make you a smoothie?
11:22Do you want me to make you a smoothie?
11:26Do you want me to make you a smoothie?
11:26Do you want me to make you a smoothie?
11:26Do you want me to make you a smoothie?
11:27Do you want me to make you a smoothie?
11:27Do you want me to make you a smoothie?
11:27Do you want me to make you a smoothie?
11:30Do you want me to make you a smoothie?
11:34Do you want me to make you a smoothie?
12:01Do I remember you giving me Advil in the middle of the night?
12:03I woke up with a murderous headache.
12:05I took some and then I forced you to take some.
12:07Thank God.
12:11Hey, I don't want to see anybody else.
12:15Like, I want to be exclusive or whatever.
12:21I'm sorry, we can have this conversation when you're more awake.
12:23I just, I was thinking about it.
12:24No, I'm awake.
12:25I'm just like, well, yeah.
12:28Well, yeah, what?
12:29Well, yeah, we've been exclusive.
12:33Well, no, actually.
12:39Well, you've hooked up with somebody?
12:43I mean, I, I haven't, like, had sex with anybody else, but, I mean, I think I've kissed somebody.
12:52You, you think?
12:54Like, you, like, what do you mean?
12:56Like, somebody drugged you and you think they could have kissed you?
12:58What does that mean?
12:59Why are you saying think?
12:59Lower your voice.
13:00You actually kissed somebody?
13:01Since when?
13:03You're really asking since when?
13:05We never had this conversation.
13:07Hey, yeah, but, like, you kissed somebody?
13:09Yes.
13:10Yeah.
13:11When?
13:12How?
13:13I, like, I'm always with you.
13:15When, like, are you kissing someone during lunch?
13:17No, it wasn't a lunch kiss.
13:19This isn't fucking funny.
13:21Okay, never mind.
13:22Like, let's just forget I ever said anything.
13:24Yeah, let's forget you said anything.
13:26Okay, good.
13:27Yeah, leave.
13:27That's a great idea.
13:28Fuck you, Abby.
13:30Nice.
13:31Leave.
13:38I'm just trying to remember what I was like before I met you.
13:44I remember I was about to drop out, and I remember I saw your face.
13:50And we just dove in, and everything got so much better.
13:56Like I was in the middle of a self-crisis, but you loved me.
14:02But I just never dealt with myself.
14:04I never figured out.
14:08And I think it's okay that we weren't bully-formed individuals when we met.
14:15You can figure out who you are, and we don't have to break up because of it.
14:21I think we just have to try.
14:24I really want to try.
14:27I really want to try.
14:28And I want you to want to try.
14:37Yeah.
14:38Okay.
14:38I need to do a little sprinkle cheese in there.
14:41Okay.
14:55You can do a little sprinkle cheese in there.
14:57It's a fresh baby. Holy cow, that is a tiny one.
15:20This is nice.
15:31I love this backyard so much.
15:38My mom's brother texted and said that he could talk right now, so I feel like I should.
15:45Okay.
15:47Okay.
15:51Hey.
15:53I hope the call comes back.
15:54I had to say that.
15:57I can't help you.
16:03One, two, three.
16:05One, two, three.
16:07One, two, three.
16:08One, two, three.
16:11The house.
16:12The house.
16:12The house.
16:13The house.
16:15The house.
16:20No, I've never been.
16:24I live, yeah, in LA right now.
16:47No, I want to.
17:08Guys, what are we doing?
17:09It's Halloween.
17:10Scary movie.
17:11Put candy outside for the kids.
17:14It's our last college Halloween.
17:15We have to go out.
17:16Freshman year Halloween is plenty.
17:17My freshman year Halloween is plenty.
17:19Do you guys have costumes?
17:20No, sorry, we're not seven years old and have costumes just like waiting around.
17:25Oh, I wasn't talking to you, nerd.
17:26I don't got a costume.
17:27I could dig something up.
17:29I really need you to.
17:29I need to go out.
17:30Then go out.
17:32What's your damage?
17:33No damage.
17:33I'm chilling, watching a movie.
17:35Did I miss fantasy football again last week?
17:36I mean, yeah, you did, but I don't fucking care.
17:38Seems like you really care.
17:39I actually really don't.
17:40I just don't want to dress up like a bitch.
17:53Harper, does this bitch know?
17:56Does she know that she is a literal queen?
18:00I think she does.
18:01Girl, I don't think you know this shining face.
18:06This ship would sink without you.
18:08And I just, I need you to know that you're beautiful and perfect and fun and you make
18:14us all so happy.
18:25We didn't have to leave so early.
18:28I told you I want to hand out candy.
18:30No kid is going to come to our perfect complex.
18:34You don't know that.
18:41Wait, I think that's, I think that's Eaglewood Pool.
18:44Huh?
18:46Wait, sir, I'm sorry.
18:47Could you just, could you let us out right here?
18:49Sir, could you just let us out right here?
18:50I need you to focus and commit.
18:52Yes, okay.
18:53God, do you remember this place?
18:54Oh, I'm hammered right now.
18:56I remember it was our third time making out.
18:59Oh, my God, this fence.
19:01Yeah.
19:08What?
19:12Hmm.
19:20Let's go.
19:21Mm-hmm.
19:29Yikes.
19:32Isn't, like, when you go back to an old spot, it's supposed to feel smaller?
19:37Yeah, this is way taller than I remember.
19:39I must have really wanted to make out in that pool.
19:41How did we get over this?
19:45You're...
19:47I think I got it.
19:48I'm spotting you.
19:49Please be careful.
19:51Watch your foot.
19:53Hey, hey, hey.
20:00Fuck off right now.
20:02Okay, I can help you.
20:04How are you going to help me?
20:07It's easier than you think.
20:08For your foot.
20:09Now use your legs.
20:10I'm trying.
20:10Do it.
20:11You got it.
20:11You got it.
20:13Yes.
20:14Use your legs.
20:16I can't.
20:17Fuck.
20:18No, no.
20:19I'm too drunk.
20:20You were drunk last time.
20:21I'm older than I was.
20:23No, you're 24.
20:24Come on.
20:27Please.
20:30Yes.
20:31Please.
20:37Oh, fuck.
20:38Oh, shit.
20:39Careful.
20:40Oh, it's not happening.
20:41It's not happening today.
20:42It's okay.
20:56I couldn't find the thing, sis.
21:04Oh, fuck.
21:07Oh, no.
21:08Yo, fellow skeleton.
21:10Shut the fuck up.
21:12Fuck, what was that for?
21:13I literally just broke up.
21:15You in the skeleton?
21:16Yes.
21:16Yeah.
21:17Well, how the hell am I supposed to know that?
21:19I don't know.
21:20Ask a question.
21:21You have to be around for that.
21:23Okay, and you'd have to be not high off your ass all day for that.
21:26Now, if you ever asked a question, you'd know I'm sober.
21:29I haven't gotten high in 11 days.
21:3211 days?
21:33That's incredible, man.
21:34You should, can you sponsor me?
21:36What the hell?
21:38Fuck off.
21:39I'm trying.
21:40You're at a bar, dumbass.
21:41Yeah, for you.
21:42Keep your voice down.
21:59You okay?
22:00Yeah, I'm trying to remember why I came in here.
22:02Did you come out here to watch TV?
22:05No.
22:06To tell me you love me?
22:07No, but I love you.
22:09Were you going to go to the kitchen and get an ice pop?
22:11No.
22:12Water.
22:13Have that.
22:13I can make you a bowl of cereal.
22:15I don't want a bowl of cereal.
22:16You want a bowl of cereal.
22:17Well, you don't know what you want.
22:19Wings!
22:20I was going to ask you who wants to order wings.
22:28You have an eyelash.
22:31You do, too.
22:32It's a baby.
22:38Make a wish.
22:39Oh.
22:39Oh.
22:40What?
22:40Fuck.
22:41Fuck.
22:41The sauce.
22:42That's what's on your fingers.
22:43Yeah.
22:43Yeah, you did.
22:44Get a napkin.
22:45Fuck.
22:45You blinded me.
22:46Fuck.
22:55Are you asleep?
22:58I got the Dallas job officially.
23:08When were you going to tell me?
23:11I'm telling you now.
23:17How long have you known?
23:18Two days.
23:20I didn't tell you because I wanted to talk about our relationship without having to talk about Dallas, too.
23:31Do you want to go?
23:37Do you want to stay together?
23:40Do you want to stay together?
24:09Hi, son.
24:10I'll tell Kate I'm sorry and not to worry.
24:14Uh, Hal says he's sorry not to worry.
24:17Can you go to another room to talk? Sorry.
24:20Okay, hold on.
24:28Okay, where are you?
24:30Um, I'm at a bar.
24:31Doesn't sound like it.
24:33Yeah, well right now I guess I'm not, but I was at a bar.
24:35Now I'm playing basketball with the garbage as the hoop.
24:40And a rock is a basketball.
24:41That sounds fun.
24:42Not really.
24:43Abby and I had a fight and she's in there so I had to leave.
24:49Hide out.
24:52Well, I just didn't want to torture her.
24:54Or be tortured if I really should be.
24:57You still want to be with her?
25:00Yeah.
25:04Should you go back to her?
25:06And do what?
25:08Be with her.
25:11Even if she's mad at you and doesn't want to talk to you.
25:14I just don't think she really wants to see me.
25:15I'm sure she doesn't not want to see you.
25:18Huh?
25:19It's okay for her to see you.
25:26Okay, I love you.
25:27I love you.
25:28I really love Kate too, Dad.
25:31Can you tell her I said that?
25:54I think I need to be away from you.
26:00You're not really here.
26:03You're not really here.
26:04You're like gone.
26:04I'm not a teacher.
26:05And I would be like, oh, I'm not a teacher.
26:19I'm not a teacher.
26:22I don't think so.
26:23I'm not a teacher.
26:25I don't know what I'm doing.
26:25I don't know.
26:27Cause I'm a or a teacher that was great.
26:33That's right.
26:33I'm not a teacher.
26:36I can sit on your shelf like ashes for a tale
26:39A spirit in hell while the living sleep right on through
26:43Take the shortcut
26:47I could have called, suppose I'm the thorn on your rose
26:50I'm the emperor's new clothes and I make it look easier
26:55Every time
26:58If you left it to me, who knows where we would be
27:01Wading fortunes for free in someone else's goldmine
27:04Survey might break and lay cheap wine
27:13You let it in sometimes
27:17A fly gay you can pantomime
27:24You let it in sometimes
27:30In every crown with a heart
27:33You rip yourself apart
27:34It's outside your heart
27:35Provex every emotion
27:41And it may bewildered a few
27:43It's an unpleasant view
27:45You're an agent of truth
27:46Twisted up at the tail end
27:48You play the villain like a violin
27:56It comes from within
28:00Darkness you can befriend
28:06It comes from within
28:16It's a dead end
28:19Don't overextend
28:22Hell in darkness
28:24You can befriend
28:27It's a dead end
28:30Don't overextend
28:33Hell in darkness
28:35You can befriend
28:40You can befriend
28:43You can befriend
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