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00:16you smoking no there's just one I thought I got it off me just nervous about you guys seeing the
00:27sign well I wish you weren't nervous I hope that's mainly about how it's not you guys fault
00:39I feel terrible about how I acted on the phone with you about Audrey
00:53thanks
00:57you guys still seeing each other sort of it's hard
01:06I'm sorry I made it harder
01:18who is that for hey jello's good for pregnant women yes nothing I know
01:24should we do a jello cake for your wedding I would love that well we're gonna wait until after
01:28um kid as a baby to get married it's just too much shouldn't you get married now so it's not
01:32a
01:32bastard child
01:32I love you guys
01:56is it bad luck to have turkey the day before Thanksgiving I don't think so just celebrating
02:02genocide anyway right but now we're doing it twice which we don't have to do tomorrow what no I really
02:07want to meet your family so bad I just want to know how many birds were murdered two murders
02:10um but you're probably not gonna get to eat too much turkey tomorrow anyway I have two brothers
02:15and one fat sister hey your sister's fat too oh okay what are we thankful for oh I'll go first
02:22that's that's easy uh p.m.w. you gotta reel it in let's p.m.w. let's see money weed
02:28whoa Kate you're really on it today great job Kate
02:31what's happening Hal's just drunk already off of two glasses of wine wait let's really let's hold hands and I
02:39want to go first I am thankful for this house that I bought four years ago that everybody told me
02:49was too big
02:49okay but now I'm really thankful I'm so thankful that it's filled with you guys on Thanksgiving the day before
02:56Thanksgiving the day before Thanksgiving
02:57yeah um
03:01I really hope it feels like home to you guys and I know that moving out of the old house
03:07is a really big deal
03:10um and I just want I just want you guys to feel so comfortable here because I want you to
03:16know I feel so comfortable with you guys here
03:18and I just love love you guys and we are gonna your dad wants me to tell you later but
03:25I'm gonna tell you now
03:25we're gonna turn my office into another bedroom so that there's space for everyone that's not finalized
03:31it's 100% final well we can sleep with the baby that's totally fine with us that's really sweet Kate
03:37are you still gonna have an office retiring she's not retiring we're gonna turn the garage into the office
03:43okay good
03:44I went BMW
03:46right
03:47right
03:47Harper
03:49I'm thankful for Kate for making us feel at home thankful that my dad asked you to marry him
03:58and Hal I'm thankful for you for helping me for helping me through this change
04:06and I'm thankful for BMW
04:09god damn ready man
04:10oh wait no dad take us home
04:11okay um
04:13I'm just
04:14I'm really thankful for our old house and
04:20just all the uh special moments we had there
04:23when are the new people moving in
04:25um
04:27they want to move in before Christmas
04:30okay so what does that mean
04:33next week
04:36you can go every night this week
04:40no I just want to go once if that
04:42if that
04:44yeah
04:44of course you're gonna be
04:46I see great ways
04:51coming our way
04:56beautiful sunsets
04:58on lost and lonely days
05:01infinite futures
05:04come a single pass
05:08everyone whimpers
05:11nobody lasts
05:29we say one day
05:32we should have a baby
05:35well right now baby
05:38I'm struggling
05:40I'm struggling
05:41we'll see
05:42in the same one day
05:46we should have a baby
05:49well
05:50God help me
05:52I love you
05:54I agree
06:07why last two weeks
06:11after all
06:13there's no way of
06:15empathy
06:16you and me
06:20you and me
06:20we got better pills
06:22ecstasy
06:23miracles
06:33there you go buddy
06:35there are many more songs
06:37than I supposed to write
06:40before
06:41I should turn it off
06:44and say goodnight
06:47and say goodnight
06:48there are many more songs
06:51than I supposed to write
06:54before
06:55I can turn it off
06:58and say goodnight
07:02I have fears
07:04I have fears
07:05that I am not a dress
07:07she says
07:09things from my past
07:11make me feel powerless
07:14well
07:16maybe I'll pray for the children
07:19and the sinners
07:19and the animals too
07:21and I
07:22I'll pray for you
07:29after all
07:31there's no way of
07:34no apathy
07:35yeah
07:36you and me
07:38we got better pills
07:41ecstasy
07:42than miracles
07:44and crosses
07:45miracles
07:47and crosses
07:49miracles
07:50and crosses
07:52miracles
07:54miracles
07:55and crosses
07:56miracles
07:58and crosses
08:00miracles
08:02and crosses
08:03miracles
08:05and crosses
08:06and crosses
08:06miracles
08:08the ceiling looks so far away
08:10without a bed
08:12maybe the new honors
08:14would be cool as sleepovers
08:27Harper
08:29yeah
08:30thanks for being my friend for so long
08:46you
09:00is
09:01could
09:01Why don't you take it to L.A. and I just put it in my backyard?
09:03That'd be sick.
09:05Does the coal come apart?
09:06Um, I'm sure we can figure out how to break it, Tom.
09:11Okay, just send it down there.
09:15Okay.
09:19Yes!
09:22Yes!
09:26Get home safe.
09:31Bye!
09:33Careful!
09:35You like that?
10:07What's up?
10:09I felt like you wanted me here.
10:11What are you, psychic?
10:14Did you just hear back about a job?
10:16No.
10:19I'm about to apply for one.
10:21Okay.
10:26Okay.
10:27You want me to hold your hand while you press send?
10:33I'm really nervous.
10:35You're really excited.
10:36I don't think I'm gonna get it.
10:38Okay, then you definitely shouldn't apply.
10:39Okay.
10:42I'm gonna send it, but you have to forget that this ever happened and you can't bring it up ever
10:45again.
10:46No.
10:47I'll only tell you if I get it.
10:48No.
10:48I'll only tell you if I don't get it.
10:50Uh, no.
10:51I'll tell you when I hear back.
10:52Deal.
11:08You're the only person who makes me feel like I can go.
11:17I have to go pee.
11:18Will you join me?
11:20I...
11:21I don't have to pee.
11:22I don't know why I said that.
11:23Oh, okay.
11:31You confuse me.
11:33Me?
11:33Yeah.
11:34What do you want?
11:35What do you want?
11:36I asked you.
11:41I want you.
11:43I want to kiss you and be your girlfriend, but I also want you to feel how deeply I care
11:47about you doing what you want.
11:48And what you need.
11:52I want you and I also want that job.
11:56Okay.
12:02What?
12:03Stop.
12:05Stay inside what you want.
12:06Are you hurting?
12:06Of course.
12:09But you deserve what you want.
12:20You're the only person who makes me feel like I can go and you're the only person I don't want
12:27to leave.
12:31That's what I wanted to say.
12:35If you go, it will be so painful for everyone.
12:39Because you're so special.
12:42But it's not going to kill anyone.
12:47Look at us.
12:50We're still breathing.
12:53I don't know.
13:25I don't know.
13:51I don't know.
14:11Kid, I feel like I'm really annoying you, that I haven't gotten one right.
14:14I just admire that you think that's the right piece.
14:17Ho, ho, ho.
14:18Dad, where were you?
14:19Hi.
14:19Getting you gifts.
14:23Sweetheart.
14:25Can I put my name on one of Kate's gifts?
14:27Also one of Harper's gifts.
14:29Also, what do you want for Christmas?
14:31What?
14:31Please, please.
14:32You and Harper have got to go shop.
14:34Harper, do you want to go shopping with me?
14:35No, I bought my gifts two weeks ago.
14:37Just go with me then.
14:37Can you get out of my face?
14:40What?
14:40I need to talk to you in private.
14:42No.
14:43Stop.
14:44You're going to fuck up the puzzle.
14:45You want to sleep?
14:47Did Kate get us gifts last year?
14:49Yeah, the three years before that.
14:51No way.
14:51Yes.
14:53Kate?
14:53Yes, Kate.
14:54I'm going to get her an iPhone.
14:56Okay.
14:57Stop.
14:58What should I get her?
14:58Just get her something that'll make her life easier when she's super pregnant.
15:04Okay.
15:08It's a six-outlet power strip.
15:11It extends to eight.
15:14Thank you, sweetheart.
15:17Yeah, of course.
15:17Can I help?
15:18Can you ask?
15:18Yes.
15:19Hal, will you give him the green box?
15:21Yes.
15:22The actual thing is getting delivered Friday.
15:28What is it?
15:30It's a treadmill desk.
15:32Yeah.
15:33Kate wants me to lose a few pounds, I guess.
15:34Hey.
15:35I'm just kidding.
15:36Merry Christmas.
15:37So thoughtful.
15:38Have you been writing?
15:39A little bit.
15:40I think this is going to help.
15:41He said some movement would help get him out of his funk.
15:44He did say that.
15:44That's really sweet.
15:45That's really lit.
15:46I kind of want one.
15:46You can use it while you're here on break because you have to apply for some jobs.
15:51Oh, I don't think I'm going to be here for winter break, actually.
15:54What?
15:54Why?
15:55I'm going to go back with Harper.
15:56I actually got a job.
15:57You didn't get a job.
15:58I did get a job.
15:59Realized I need to save money for an apartment for after graduation.
16:02Plus, you're going through a hard time and I really want to be with you in L.A.
16:04What's the job?
16:05J. Crew.
16:09J. Crew?
16:10Yeah.
16:11Oh.
16:12Oh, honey, you're going to hate that.
16:13No, I'm not.
16:15It's a good job.
16:18What's funny?
16:18What part of that idea sounded like it was going to be a good fit?
16:21It's just for a second.
16:22I'll get a real job this summer and I think I'll actually really like J. Crew.
16:28Fuck you guys.
16:31I wish this had short sleeves.
16:33Oh, sorry.
16:34Yeah, short sleeves are over there.
16:35Yeah, but I wish this one had short sleeves.
16:38Oh.
16:39Do you have the shirt without buttons?
16:42The same shirt or a different color entirely?
16:51The real world blows.
16:53Why do we say that graduates are entering the real world?
16:57Um, because we are.
16:58They're not.
16:59They're entering a silly little workforce.
17:02Your life started 22 years ago.
17:09That low kid gave me chills.
17:12Can I sleep on your couch tonight?
17:13I really think I need to be on my own.
17:16You dog!
17:17Is Audrey coming here?
17:18No.
17:19Yes, you-
17:19I'm not seeing her.
17:20She's with her kids tonight.
17:21You've been staring at pictures of her for an hour.
17:23I can be on my own.
17:25One said you couldn't.
17:26You stay here so much there's a drool stain on my couch.
17:29Like, permanently.
17:30That's not drool.
17:32Hal!
17:34That's fucking gross.
17:35Don't be doing that shit here.
17:37I'm joking.
17:38You think I'm shooting loads into my face?
17:40Don't say shooting loads into my face.
17:42You think I'm wanking it on my sister Soph without cleaning it up?
17:46I hate you.
17:49I hate you too.
17:50You can't keep sleeping here.
17:53Yeah, you're right.
17:54I hear you.
17:56I don't want an unhealthy relationship.
17:59Like, we're adults who love each other so much and we can-
18:05How?
18:06We can set healthy boundaries.
18:08How?
18:09We can set boundaries and still know that we're always going to be there for each other.
18:12Go be alone with yourself.
18:14If anyone can do that, it's us.
18:16Hal, please.
18:17Give me two seconds for closing my eyes.
18:19Do you agree?
18:20Absolutely.
18:21And that hunker is infectious.
18:22I don't know if I can do this.
18:24I don't know if I can do this.
18:26I don't know if I can do this.
18:27I don't know if I can do this.
18:31I don't know if I can do this.
18:33I don't know if I can do this.
18:35I don't know if I can do this.
18:36I don't know if I can do this.
18:38I don't know if I can do this.
18:40I don't know if I can do this.
18:41I don't know if I can do this.
18:41I don't know if I can do this.
18:41I don't know if I can do this.
18:42I don't know if I can do this.
18:43I don't know if I can do this.
18:44I don't know if I can do this.
18:45I don't know if I can do this.
18:49I don't know if I can do this.
19:20Why is Oliver Jansen
19:22Why are you applying to a job
19:24and talking to Oliver Jansen about it?
19:25Oliver is our uncle
19:27Yeah, I know who he is. Why are you talking to him?
19:29Because I have a lot of questions
19:30For Oliver Jansen?
19:32Our uncle
19:32No, a random person we've never talked to before
19:34Who's our uncle?
19:35Does dad know?
19:36I applied for a job. I don't have it yet
19:38Just Oliver Jansen
19:39Stop saying his full name
19:40Stop texting him. Why are you texting him?
19:42Do you not want to know why we have issues?
19:44What issues?
19:45What issues?
19:46Everybody has fucking issues
19:47I want to know where mine come from
19:49And Uncle OJ is your man
19:51Who am I supposed to talk to, Hal? Dad?
19:53Yeah
19:53No, I'm not fucking walking on eggshells anymore
19:57We have this whole other family who lives in London
19:59that we've never even met
20:00I want to learn about myself
20:02I can tell you all about yourself
20:03You're a fucking insane person
20:04You want to blow up your life
20:05to learn about your English identity?
20:06Yeah, that's what it is
20:08This is fucking insane
20:08This is not insane to reach out to him
20:10and to talk to him
20:11It is not insane
20:12Call him! Call him!
20:13I don't fucking care
20:14but don't fucking...
20:15You're going to go to London?
20:16You just don't want me to leave
20:17I don't want you to do stupid shit
20:19It's not stupid
20:20It's actually really fucking normal
20:21I just got out of a six-year relationship
20:23with the person I thought I was going to marry
20:25I don't know who I am
20:27I don't know what I want the rest of my life
20:30to fucking look like
20:31Why wouldn't you tell me?
20:34I don't know
20:38I don't...
20:40No, I didn't know how to tell you
20:41I didn't think that you would let me go, maybe
20:43What, am I an abusive husband?
20:45No, you're my brother
20:49It'll be so hard to leave
20:51but for the first time
20:52I really want to be apart
20:58Okay, then leave
21:01Stop
21:01Go, it sounds super normal
21:03It sounds super fun
21:03No, it is
21:04He's telling me all these things
21:06that I've never known
21:06Go!
21:07Fucking go!
21:07Go!
21:08Fucking leave!
21:09Go then!
21:09Go!
21:10Okay, I'm gonna go
21:11I'm going
21:11Not right now
21:12because you're in my fucking room
21:13but I'm going
21:14You're like applying to jobs
21:15under the table
21:15while we're eating dinner together
21:16No, I was doing it at work
21:18because you were with me
21:19every other fucking second
21:22Hal
21:24Hal
21:26Hal
21:28Please don't leave
21:29I'm going
21:29Don't go
21:30Get out of my way
21:31Get out of my way
21:32Don't leave right now
21:33Don't go
21:34Please don't go right now
21:35Stop it
21:35Stop it
21:36Stop it
21:36Stop it
21:37Stop it
21:38It's just horrible shit
21:40It's just dark
21:51You're right, we're so dark
21:53But you're a fucking idiot if you think that going to London is going to help
21:57Looking at horrible shit doesn't make it easier to deal with
21:59It's just horrible shit
22:00You're not going to go there and turn some light on it
22:03It's pitch black
22:18Fuck
22:20Fuck
22:30Fuck
22:40Fuck
22:41Fuck
22:42Fuck
22:48Fuck. Fuck.
22:51I hit you. I hate you. I hate you.
22:57I fucking hate you! I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!
23:01Fuck! Fuck!
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