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00:07Is he here?
00:12Is he asleep?
00:24Dad, you forgot to pick us up from school.
00:34Is he dead?
00:44Are you okay?
00:47I'm just thinking about how.
00:52Okay, what about him?
00:56Yeah, Dick Hart will be super excited.
01:00I will, too.
01:39I know I have good judgment, I know I have good taste.
01:44It's funny and it's ironic that only I feel that way.
01:48I promise them that you're different and everyone makes mistakes.
01:53Barbara?
01:54That's your best.
01:56Forget the closet.
01:57I heard that you're an actor, so act like a stand-up guy.
02:02Whatever devil's inside you, don't let them out tonight.
02:06I tell them it's just your culture and everyone knows their eyes.
02:11Yeah, I know.
02:13I don't know.
02:14All I'm asking, baby.
02:15Please, please, please, please, please, don't prove I'm right.
02:24Please, please, please, don't bring me to tears when I just did my makeup so nice.
02:33Heartbreak is one thing, my ego's another.
02:37I beg you, don't embarrass me, motherfucker.
02:43Oh, please, please, please, come on.
02:52If you wanna go and be stupid, don't do it in front of me.
03:01If you don't wanna cry to my music, don't make me hate you galgovically.
03:10Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please.
03:25Hey, hey, if security's a mess, then everybody will be caught up.
03:29So we're all fucked.
03:30What's your flight number?
03:34Okay, I heard 1723.
03:38We might have to get you another flight.
03:42What?
03:43No, Jess, you still haven't fixed your phone, which means I can't hear you when you call me.
03:48We need to get it fixed.
03:50Your flight's on time.
03:51I can try calling.
04:14Hey, what are your thoughts on fast food dessert right now?
04:18You're a cook.
04:19You said you have a car, right?
04:21It's like three in the morning.
04:23But tell me that doesn't sound so good right now.
04:27But I feel like you don't remember my name.
04:30Your name?
04:32Yeah, I'll get dessert with you if you can tell me my name.
04:35Your name's Abby.
04:37What are you talking about?
04:40Do you think I don't know your name?
04:43What did you think I was going to say?
04:44Angels don't have names?
04:45Hey, relax.
04:46Do you not know my name?
04:47My name is Hal.
04:48My name's Hal.
04:49We met at a party tonight and then danced our asses off and then talked for like two hours
04:52and I came back to your dorm room and had sex with me in your dorm room bed.
04:54Okay, you need to chill out.
04:54You need to leave my room.
04:56Leave your room?
04:57Yeah, if you're going to be crazy.
04:59Okay.
05:08Abby.
05:10Abby, that was annoying.
05:11I'm sorry.
05:16Are you pretending to be asleep right now?
05:17I'm sorry.
05:48What?
05:49What do you want?
05:50Why are two girls in your bed?
05:51Why didn't you set up your fantasy football night?
05:53Why are you in a beanbag chair?
05:54Why you never sleep here?
05:55In your beanbag chair?
05:58Okay.
05:58I've been sleeping at Harper's because Jessie's out of town, but she's back in town now.
06:02Sorry about fantasy.
06:04That guy like 400 yards.
06:05Damn.
06:08Did you have a threesome?
06:11Yeah.
06:13Why are you deeply upset about your threesome?
06:15Because white girls are weird.
06:16Like racial stuff was said?
06:17It's sad.
06:18Felt.
06:22Still want to smoke?
06:24Uh, no.
06:29Get dessert and fries with me.
06:31It's 3 a.m.
06:32You think McDonald's gives us shit?
06:34McDonald's is so far away.
06:36Yeah, you're right.
06:36Traffic is pretty terrible right now.
06:40Okay, idiot.
06:40Where do I pick you up?
06:41You don't.
06:44Because I'm already here.
06:49Don't lock the windows.
06:50You need to lock those.
06:56I guess.
06:57I guess the incident here is probably to guard herself because most guys she's been with have been subhuman.
07:02Okay, well, she thinks I am too now.
07:03I, like, borderline yelled at her.
07:06It's no good, dog.
07:07She broke my heart, dog.
07:08She broke your heart?
07:09Yeah.
07:13What was her last name?
07:16What's her last name?
07:18What's her last name?
07:19That's R with an R.
07:20It's like, um, rad, raddish.
07:25My name's Abbey Raddish.
07:28That sucks.
07:30My name's Abbey Raddish.
07:54Falling asleep, I love you.
07:56I love you.
07:57When's Jessie coming?
07:58You can sleep here.
07:59It's fine.
08:00Okay.
08:01I might go home, but thanks.
08:10Are you being kind of distant?
08:12It's literally less than an inch between us right now.
08:14I feel like you're being distant because Jessie's coming back.
08:17Oh, Al, the sun's about to come up.
08:18I haven't even slept yet.
08:20I hope you realize I know something's wrong with me.
08:24I don't think there's something wrong with you.
08:25I'm not, like, okay with the way that I am.
08:28What do you mean?
08:29I mean, you're a baby, but you're still in college.
08:35Everyone is.
08:35Yeah, I'm a senior in college.
08:37She'll be like, okay, I shouldn't come to my fucking sister's house and sleep on our couch.
08:40You're fucking bad when your girlfriend's out of town.
08:42She'll write my essays when they're due.
08:44I feel like Jessie hates me, and I feel like you're pushing me away because she's coming back.
08:47Jessie doesn't hate you.
08:48But you admit you're pushing me away?
08:49Do you have to finish an essay?
08:51Yes.
08:52By when?
08:53So long ago.
08:54Jessie does hate me.
08:55No, she doesn't.
08:56She thinks I'm the fattest baby.
08:57I think you're the fattest baby.
08:58I didn't see it and hate me.
08:59Al, are you forgetting how dope you are?
09:03No, I know how dope I am.
09:04I just feel like I can't, like...
09:07I just feel like I can't...
09:08What's going on?
09:09Talk.
09:10I feel like something's wrong with me.
09:11Stop saying that.
09:13I'm, like, not okay.
09:14I, like, really, like, don't feel okay.
09:15You cheated on my girlfriend.
09:20I made out with my co-worker.
09:23The single mom with two kids?
09:24Yeah.
09:25The divorcee with two kids?
09:28Yeah.
09:29So she's bisexual?
09:31I think so.
09:33Damn.
09:37It's okay.
09:41Do you want to talk about it?
09:42Maybe tomorrow.
09:44Sorry to steal your thunder.
09:45I just don't want you to feel alone.
09:48Yeah, next year cheating on Jesse makes me feel a lot better.
09:51You're a dumbass.
09:53When do you have to finish that essay?
09:55Whatever.
09:55You're free.
09:58You're free.
10:21Eric wants to promote me.
10:24He took me to dinner last night to tell me nobody'd need me in Dallas.
10:30He took you to dinner last night to tell you he wants to do that, or he actually offered it
10:33to you?
10:33You were so annoying.
10:34No, Mom.
10:35I'm just asking.
10:36This is amazing.
10:38This is exactly what you wanted.
10:40But not what you want.
10:42You want to be in L.A.?
10:43I have a job here, Jesse.
10:45No.
10:45Yeah.
10:46One that you're really passionate about, and your boss isn't abusive, and...
10:50Makes you really miss our talks.
10:52I just want to know what it is you want.
10:55Okay?
10:55I know moving to Dallas isn't...
10:57I...
10:57Okay, I'm so excited for you.
10:58I cannot talk about this right now.
11:00I'm so fucking tired.
11:00Hal kept me up all night.
11:01We hate L.A.
11:02We talk about it all the fucking time.
11:04And that basketball team in Dallas has that white boy you guys love.
11:08It would be fun to go to Luka Doncic games.
11:10Mm-hmm.
11:12I need to go to bed.
11:15Did you cheat on me?
11:17What?
11:18L.A.
11:19What are you talking about?
11:20I made a ghost.
11:22Get out.
11:32No, I did not.
11:33I see her.
11:34Then why is she asking you?
11:35I don't know why she's asking me this.
11:37Fuck you, dude.
12:09Are you okay?
12:11No, I'm not okay.
12:12How'd she find out?
12:13I really need you to leave.
12:16What?
12:16I'm not gonna leave you.
12:17Can you please get out?
12:20Okay, I'll leave your room.
12:21No, get out of the house.
12:22Go do your fucking essay.
12:23I don't want to.
12:24I'm gonna make sure you're okay.
12:25I'm not okay, and I'm not gonna be okay.
12:27Leave.
12:28Why?
12:29What you did was not that bad.
12:31It wasn't that bad.
12:31I cheated on Jessie.
12:33Yeah, because she wants you to follow her to Texas, and she's your first gay relationship.
12:36So you cheated on her.
12:38And that's not cool.
12:40Hal?
12:40But it's okay.
12:41Hal?
12:42Believe me when I say you do not know anything about anything, okay?
12:46I cheated because I'm not a good person.
12:48Yes, you are.
12:48No, I'm not.
12:49Yes, you are.
12:50No, I'm not.
12:50Yes, you are.
12:51Hal, how would you know you're not a good person either?
12:54Okay.
12:59We're not talking to dad right now.
13:00Yes, we are.
13:00What if he's dying?
13:01He said today.
13:02He's not dying, Hal.
13:03We're not.
13:03Don't fucking answer.
13:04Don't fucking call him.
13:06Hang up the phone.
13:08Don't make me.
13:09Stop.
13:11Give me the phone.
13:12What's up?
13:12Don't fucking call him.
13:17Hey, are you okay?
13:19Totally okay.
13:20You with Harper?
13:21Yeah, she's right here.
13:22I, uh, I have big news.
13:52I don't know if it's something you need to be railing shots for, though.
13:58My dad's having a baby.
14:00It's not possible.
14:01His girlfriend is.
14:03Aren't they old?
14:04He is.
14:04She isn't.
14:07Do you want me to, like, take a shot with you?
14:14We actually have to take another shot because he's also selling my childhood house.
14:18Fuck.
14:19His daughter's gonna be lit.
14:51I love you.
14:53I love you.
14:53I know I'm eating.
14:54Sorry, but...
14:56Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, boom!
14:59Woo!
15:00Woo!
15:01Woo!
15:03Woo!
15:05Woo!
15:07Woo!
15:12Woo!
15:13Woo!
15:15Woo!
15:30I'd buy this sucker.
15:32Looks great.
15:33But now, what's the reason for keeping the rocking chair?
15:36I don't know.
15:37I thought it might add some life and some possibility for people wandering around.
15:41It looks like shit, though.
15:43Okay.
15:44Looks like we forgot something.
15:45Yeah, got it.
15:47Truthfully, I don't really have a place to put it yet.
15:49I was just trying to buy some time.
16:01That's insane.
16:02Yeah, that's insane.
16:09Yeah, that's insane.
16:11Yeah.
16:22Come on, brother.
16:23Yeah, brother.
16:24Good on that.
16:25Hell yeah.
16:28Boop.
16:31What's that?
16:32What's up, bro?
16:32What are you doing?
16:33You just put your finger in my cup?
16:34No, I don't remember that.
16:35What are you doing?
16:36We're trying to mix it, bro.
16:53How'd that go for you great let me see your face I like to walk by myself right now
17:02Nice face nice face what
17:07What why are you so drunk why are you not it's 2 30. Okay officer
17:14Why are you walking to my bed because I want this day to be over
17:19Why oh so it's actually none of your business did you see me talking to that guy you just picked
17:23a fight with
17:25You mean was I jealous
17:28Sure you gotta make up your mind do you think I'm obsessed with you or do you think I don't
17:31care enough to know your name
17:31I was just asking you a question
17:33Okay I really hate your questions
17:35Make this suck
17:37Okay have a nice walk
17:38Cool
17:42You know
17:45So
18:08My priorities have been off and I want to talk about Dallas.
18:12The minute I'm back I want to talk about us.
18:16I want to talk about me getting better at cleaning and taking care of myself and I'm sorry that
18:21I called you from the airport and made missing my flight your problem it's not your problem
18:25and I know that I bother you.
18:26You don't bother me.
18:28You don't bother me.
18:31I'm sorry.
18:34I don't want to break up.
18:36Well you should want to.
18:38I know.
18:40I know but I really don't.
18:46I don't want to break up either.
19:05I don't want to break up.
19:10I don't want to break up.
19:18I don't want to break up.
19:28I don't want to break up.
19:37I don't want to break up.
19:49What, dude?
19:50Hey, I'm walking to your house.
19:51I have that essay due tomorrow.
19:55I'm so sorry.
19:56I'm so sorry.
19:57What happened to your face?
19:58Nothing.
19:59You look like the elephant man.
20:01The Bradley Cooper version or the David Lynch version?
20:03Not the Bradley Cooper version.
20:04Okay, can I come inside?
20:05No, Al, you can't.
20:06I really need to bullshit this, like, super fast.
20:08I'm really sorry about today.
20:09I know you love Jessie.
20:11I know you want to be with her.
20:12I just was...
20:14I was just feeling scared about us not being together.
20:16And I'm really upset about our childhood house being sold.
20:18I'm so okay with him having a baby,
20:19but I just don't want him to sell our childhood house.
20:21Al.
20:21Can I please come inside to write the essay?
20:22I literally typed zero words,
20:24and I can't type any other words unless I'm inside.
20:25You need to calm down, Ray.
20:26Can I just come inside?
20:27No.
20:28Write it at yours.
20:29I've been trying to.
20:30I've been trying to.
20:31I need to write it at yours.
20:32You're suspiccating me!
20:33I cannot fucking help you.
20:34I have my own shit.
21:13I have my own shit.
21:37I have my own shit.
21:46Can you get it?
21:48Yeah, nice.
21:49One, two, three.
21:52Go.
21:53We got it.
21:56The door is open.
21:58Hey, hey.
22:22Is that a snoring?
22:24No, I just couldn't sleep.
22:27Sorry I was busy tonight.
22:29No.
22:30How's your stress, Lola?
22:32I'm handling.
22:36How is your stress?
22:38I'm not serious.
22:44I just can't sleep because you're so excited about all the change.
22:50I can help you, too, you know.
22:53I wish you would tell me about the house.
22:55I told you.
22:56It looks really empty.
22:59What else?
23:01What else?
23:01Nothing else.
23:02You don't want to tell me about the rocking chair in your car?
23:06I was able to see the rocking chair in your car, yes.
23:14Kate, I want you to get some sleep.
23:16I'm just at it on the couch because I didn't want my tossing attorney to wake you up.
23:20That's it.
23:26I know, I know, I know, I know.
23:29I know, I know, I know, I know, I know.
23:37Settle down, Hal.
23:38It's okay, baby.
23:40Come on.
23:44Come on.
23:44Daddy, you have a hole.
23:46Huh?
23:47You have a hole in your pants.
23:48The wind's going to get in and it's going to make you chilly.
23:51I'm going to be okay, okay?
24:01Hey, guys, you want to watch some more ears?
24:04I want to watch some more ears.
24:06Let's watch some more ears.
24:17Where's Mommy?
24:19It's Mommy.
24:22I'm sorry.
24:25I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
24:37It's okay.
24:41You're talking about the love that I can't have
24:45I don't know what the love it is
24:51Waiting on the love to take you home
24:55I don't want to take you home
25:08I love you, I can hear you and wake you
25:13I don't know what we're making
25:17I cannot believe in how I'm taking
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