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00:11What if I, like, sleep under a bed?
00:28No ballads, oh boy.
01:01We met last time.
01:02Yes, yeah.
01:03Yes, yeah.
01:06Yes, yeah.
01:13Yes, yes.
01:18Yes, yes.
01:19Yes, yes.
01:45Yes, yes.
01:48Yes, yes.
02:04Yes, yes.
02:06Yes, yes.
02:25Yes, yes.
02:30Yes.
02:43Oh, stop!
02:46No!
02:46Stop!
02:47Stop!
03:24I don't want to go yet
03:29I don't want to come yet
03:34I ain't on your chest
03:38I think I know you best
04:10Is it bad that I can't even remember
04:12What I was last year?
04:15Seriously?
04:20We were Top Gun
04:22You were Goose
04:24Remember how aggressive you were
04:26About everyone calling you Goose?
04:29Yeah, because I was Goose's son
04:31Bitch, you just called me Goose too
04:33I did
04:33I was Miles Teller
04:35I had the mustache
04:36You had the aviators
04:37You were Glenn Powell in the situation
04:40I liked you in a mustache
04:41You looked really hot in aviators
04:43Everyone looks hot in aviators
04:44No, no, this was the first time aviators made me
04:49Like actively so horny
04:52Do I still make you horny?
04:58Try me
05:21I was thinking about freshman year, Halloween
05:24I was thinking about sophomore year, Halloween
05:30When we dressed up as Carrie and Llewell
05:35Why did we do that?
05:37I didn't know
05:41What?
05:43What?
05:44What happened?
05:45Nothing
05:48Nothing
05:53Is it open?
05:54Yeah
05:56Oh my god
05:57Oh, what's up?
05:58Hi
06:00It's a baby on the loose
06:01Hi
06:01Hey, she's with me
06:03I really want to pick her up
06:04But I don't want to scare you
06:05Yeah, you can pick her up
06:06It's way past our bedtime
06:07All conventions are out the window
06:08Oh, yeah
06:09She wants to follow me
06:10She just started walking
06:11So I can't put her in a stroller anymore
06:12She just cried in bars and bars
06:13Look at that
06:14What?
06:15What?
06:15Look at that
06:15That's a little scary
06:16Do we know each other?
06:19Yes, Herbert's brother
06:20Oh my god
06:21Yeah
06:22This is Abby
06:23This is Audrey
06:25She works with my sister
06:26Hi
06:26Nice to meet you
06:27Nice to meet you
06:28I don't know these cuties though
06:29Oh, yeah, these cuties
06:30This is Nathan and Ruby
06:32Hi, Ruby and Nathan
06:35Hi, sweeties
06:36I got five stitches on my hand
06:37Oh my goodness
06:38How'd that happen?
06:39I slid it on a wall
06:40You slid it on a wall?
06:42Dude
06:43We're brothers
06:45Slid it on a wall too
06:48What?
06:48You guys are boo-boo brothers
06:50How cool is that?
06:52Hey, do you want to ask them
06:53To help you pick out a costume?
06:55Will you help me pick my costume?
06:57Yeah, homie
06:57Duh
07:00Thank you for pushing that
07:01Yeah, of course
07:04What are you doing here?
07:09Have you been here?
07:09I was just here
07:10I left my card in the thing
07:12Because I'm so out of
07:13What are you doing here?
07:14We all five came together
07:17Hi
07:17Oh my god, this is Abby
07:18You haven't met Abby
07:19Hi
07:19Nice to meet you
07:21I haven't met your cuties yet
07:23No
07:23This is kind of an unfortunate time
07:25To meet them
07:25Because they're so, so tired
07:26Are you friends with my mommy?
07:28Yes, I am
07:28I work with your mom
07:29And she tells me
07:31All the time about Nathan
07:33My name is Nathan?
07:34Yeah
07:35She talks about you all the time
07:36She loves you so much
07:38Do you work with my mommy?
07:40I do
07:40Yes, baby
07:41When mommy goes to the office
07:42Harper's there
07:43Do you have to go home?
07:44I have to go
07:45Do you need help with your stuff
07:46To your car?
07:47No, no, no
07:48You go
07:48You sure you don't need help?
07:49Yes
07:49Okay
07:50I'm happy you got to meet them
07:52You too
07:56God
07:57That took forever
07:58Yeah, sorry
07:59Hal was in there
08:00You can go
08:01Hal was inside?
08:02Yeah, it was weird
08:02With that girl, Abby
08:03Do you want to, like, see him?
08:05No, I saw him earlier
08:06It's fine
08:29So what are you guys doing for Halloween?
08:33We are getting candy in the morning
08:36And other than that
08:38I don't know
08:40Your last one
08:44What?
08:47You know, last Halloween
08:49Without your little
08:50Oh, right, yeah
08:52Yes, I guess
08:53He's over for his last 13
08:55On the floor
08:56Going back to Monday
08:57Dodge it
08:58I know
09:46I'm just you fart.
09:54Did you poop or did you fart?
09:56What? Go back to bed.
10:28Did you go to the couch to watch porn?
10:30Stop it. Shut up. Did you hear that?
10:33Did I hear two girls scissoring and screaming at where I am?
10:37Yeah. I went to click on something and then it started playing full volume so I just shut it off.
10:43I couldn't sleep.
10:45I'm sorry you couldn't sleep.
10:46It's okay. I found your cigarettes in my backpack.
10:56Are you smoking again? Stop that.
11:01Okay. I'm going to make you sleepy.
11:06I'm going to make you sleepy.
11:33I'm going to make you sleepy.
12:01Do I remember you giving me Advil in the middle of the night?
12:03I woke up with a murderous headache.
12:05Then I took some and then I forced you to take some.
12:07Thank God. Thank you.
12:11Hey, I don't want to see anybody else.
12:15Like, I want to be exclusive or whatever.
12:21Sorry, we can have this conversation when you're more awake.
12:23I just, I was thinking about it.
12:24No, I'm awake. I'm just like, well, yeah.
12:28Well, yeah, what?
12:29Well, yeah, we've been exclusive.
12:34Well, no, actually.
12:39Well, you've hooked up with somebody?
12:43I mean, I, I haven't, like, had sex with anybody else.
12:48But, I mean, I think I've kissed somebody.
12:52You, you think?
12:54Like, you, like, what do you mean?
12:56Like, somebody drugged you and you think they could have kissed you?
12:58What does that mean?
12:59Why are you saying think?
12:59Lower your voice.
13:00You actually kissed somebody?
13:01Since when?
13:03You're really asking since when?
13:05We never had this conversation.
13:06Hey, yeah, but like, you kissed somebody?
13:09Yes.
13:10Yeah.
13:11When?
13:12How?
13:13I'm like, I'm always with you.
13:15When, like, are you kissing someone during lunch?
13:17No, it wasn't a lunch kiss.
13:19This isn't fucking funny.
13:21Okay, never mind.
13:22Like, let's just forget I ever said anything.
13:24Yeah, let's forget you said anything.
13:26Okay, good.
13:27Yeah, leave.
13:27That's a great idea.
13:28Fuck you, Abby.
13:30Nice!
13:31Leave!
13:38Just trying to remember what I was like before I met you.
13:44I remember I was about to drop out.
13:45And I remember I saw your face.
13:50And we just dove in and everything got so much better.
13:56Like, I was in the middle of a self-crisis, but you loved me.
14:02But I just never dealt with myself.
14:03I never figured out.
14:08And I think it's okay that we weren't bully-formed individuals when we met.
14:15You can figure out who you are and we don't have to break up because of it.
14:21I think we just have to try.
14:24I really want to try.
14:27And I want you to want to try.
14:36Okay.
14:37Yeah.
14:38You can do a little sprinkle cheese in there.
14:51Do you want to go in?
14:53Do you?
14:58It's a fresh baby.
14:59Holy cow, that is a tiny one.
15:01Yeah.
15:02Yeah, well, I'm gonna go some.
15:05Yeah, well I'm gonna go some.
15:07What?
15:08What?
15:09Who's going to do?
15:19This is nice.
15:23Do you know?
15:31I love this backyard so much
15:38My mom's brother texted and said that he could talk right now
15:42So I feel like I should
15:45Okay
15:47Okay
15:51Hey
15:52Okay
15:53I hope the call comes back
16:20No, I've never been
16:24I live, yeah, in LA right now
16:47No, I want to
17:08Guys, what are we doing? It's Halloween
17:10Scary movie
17:11Put candy outside for the kids
17:14It's our last college Halloween, we have to go out
17:16Freshman year Halloween is plenty
17:17My freshman Halloween is plenty
17:19Do you guys have costumes?
17:21No, sorry, we're not seven years old and have costumes just like waiting around
17:24Oh, I wasn't talking to you, nerd
17:26I don't got a costume
17:27I could dig something up
17:28I really need you to, I need to go out
17:30Then go out
17:32What's your damage?
17:33No damage, I'm chilling, I'm watching a movie
17:35Did I miss fantasy football again last week?
17:36I mean, yeah, you did, but I don't fucking care
17:38Seems like you really care
17:39I actually really don't
17:41I just don't want to dress up like a bitch
17:53Harper, does this bitch know?
17:56Does she know that she is a literal queen?
18:00I think she does
18:01Girl, I don't think you know this shining face
18:06This ship would sink without you
18:08And I just, I need you to know
18:10That you're beautiful and perfect and fun
18:13And you make us all so happy
18:14Thank you
18:15You're a sister
18:16No work is going on
18:18Not complaining
18:26We didn't have to leave so early
18:28I told you, I want to hand out candy
18:30No kid is going to come to our perfect complex
18:33You don't know that
18:35Wait, I think that's, I think that's Eaglewood Pool
18:44Wait, sir, I'm sorry
18:47Could you just, could you let us out right here?
18:48Sir, could you just let us out right here?
18:50I need you to focus and commit
18:52Yes, okay
18:53God, do you remember this place?
18:54Oh, I'm hammered right now
18:56I remember it was our third time making out
18:59Oh my God, this fence
19:01Yeah
19:08What?
19:20Let's go
19:29Yikes
19:32Isn't like when you go back to an old spot
19:35Supposed to feel smaller
19:37Yeah, this is way taller than I remember
19:39Must have really wanted to make out in that pool
19:41How do we get over this?
19:45You're
19:46I think I got it
19:48I'm spotting you
19:48Please be careful
19:51Watch your foot
19:53Hey, hey, hey
19:56Okay
20:00Fuck off
20:01Right now
20:02Okay
20:03I can help you
20:03How are you going to help me?
20:07It's easier than you think
20:08For your foot
20:09Now use your legs
20:09I'm trying
20:10Do it
20:10You got it
20:11You got it
20:13Yes
20:14Use
20:15Use your legs
20:16I can't
20:17Fuck
20:17No, no
20:18I'm too drunk
20:19You were drunk last time?
20:21I'm
20:22Older than I was
20:23No, you're 24
20:24Come on
20:27Please
20:30Yes
20:31Please
20:37Oh, fuck
20:37Oh, shit
20:38Be careful
20:39Oh, it's not happening
20:41It's not happening today
20:41It's okay
20:56I couldn't find the thing, sis
21:04Oh, fuck
21:07Oh, fuck
21:07Oh, no, fuck
21:08Yo, fellow skeleton
21:09Shut the fuck up
21:12What the fuck was that for?
21:13I literally just broke up
21:15You in the skeleton?
21:16Yes, yeah
21:17Well, how the hell am I supposed to know that?
21:19I don't know
21:20Ask a question
21:21You'd have to be around for that
21:23Okay, and you'd have to be not high off your ass all day for that
21:26Now, if you ever asked a question
21:28You'd know I'm sober
21:29I haven't gotten high in 11 days
21:3111 days?
21:33That's incredible, man
21:34You should
21:34Can you sponsor me?
21:36What the hell?
21:38Fuck off
21:39I'm trying
21:39You're at a bar, dumbass
21:41Yeah
21:41For you
21:42Keep your voice down
21:59You okay?
22:00Yeah, I'm trying to remember why I came in here
22:02Did you come out here to watch TV?
22:05No
22:06To tell me you love me?
22:07No, but I love you
22:09Were you going to go to the kitchen and get an ice pop?
22:11No
22:12Water
22:12Have that
22:13I can make you a bowl of cereal
22:15I don't want a bowl of cereal
22:16You want a bowl of cereal
22:17Well, you don't know what you want
22:18Wings!
22:20I was going to ask you to order wings
22:28You have an eyelash
22:31You do, too
22:32It's a baby
22:37Make a wish
22:38Ow
22:39Ow
22:40What?
22:40Fuck
22:41Fuck, the sauce
22:42That's what's on your fingers
22:43Yeah
22:43Yeah, you did
22:44Babe, you're a napkin
22:45Fuck, I'm so sorry
22:45You blinded me
22:46Fuck
22:55Are you asleep?
22:58I got the Dallas job officially
23:08When were you going to tell me?
23:11I'm telling you now
23:17How long have you known?
23:18Two days
23:20I didn't tell you
23:21Because I wanted to talk about our relationship
23:23Without having to talk about Dallas, too
23:31Do you want to go?
23:37Do you want to stay together?
24:05Hi, son, you okay?
24:06Hey, yeah, I'm okay
24:07I just needed someone to talk to
24:10Tell Kate I'm sorry
24:11Not to worry
24:14Uh, Hal says he's sorry
24:16Not to worry
24:17Can you go to another room to talk?
24:18Sorry
24:20Okay, hold on
24:27Okay
24:29Where are you?
24:30Um, I'm at a bar
24:32Doesn't sound like it
24:33Yeah, well, right now
24:33I guess I'm not
24:34But I was at a bar
24:35Now I'm playing basketball
24:37With a garbage as the hoop
24:40And a rock as a basketball
24:41That sounds fun
24:42Not really
24:43Abby and I had a fight
24:44And she's in there
24:45So I had to leave
24:49Hide out
24:52Well, I just didn't want to torture her
24:54Or be tortured
24:55If I really should
24:56Do you still want to be with her?
25:00Yeah
25:04Should you go back to her?
25:06And do what?
25:08Be with her
25:11Even if she's mad at you
25:12And doesn't want to talk to you
25:13I just don't think
25:14She doesn't want to see me
25:15I'm sure she doesn't
25:16Not want to see you
25:18Huh?
25:19It's okay for her to see you
25:26Okay, I love you
25:27I love you
25:28I really love Kate too, Dad
25:31Can you tell her I said that?
25:54I think I need to be away from you
26:00You're not really here
26:03You're like, gone
26:05You're like, gone
26:23Hello, Julie
26:24Thank you
26:26I got out for your stop
26:27And my stocks didn't drop
26:28On a trusted door stop
26:30Or a paperweight taciturn
26:32An animal
26:36I can sit on your shelf
26:38Like ashes for tell
26:39A spirit in hell
26:41While the living sleep right on
26:42Take the shortcut
26:47I could have caused a pose
26:49I'm the thorn on your rose
26:50I'm the emperor's new clothes
26:52And I make it look easier
26:55Every time
26:58If you left it to me
27:00Who knows where we would be
27:01Reading fortunes for free
27:03In someone else's goldmine
27:05Survey my
27:06Break and lay
27:09Cheap wine
27:13You let it in sometimes
27:17You let it in sometimes
27:18A fly gay
27:18You can pantomime
27:21You let it in sometimes
27:30In every crown with a heart
27:33You rip yourself apart
27:34It's outside your heart
27:35Provokes every emotion
27:41And it may be wild to refuel
27:43It's an unpleasant view
27:45You're an agent of truth
27:46Twisted up at the tailing
27:49You play the villain
27:51Like a violin
27:56It comes from within
28:01Darkness
28:02You can befriend
28:06You okay?
28:08It comes from within
28:16It's a dead end
28:19Don't overextend
28:22Hell in darkness
28:24You can befriend
28:26It's a dead end
28:30Don't overextend
28:33Hell in darkness
28:35You can befriend
29:03You can befriend
29:08You can befriend
29:08You can befriend
29:10You can befriend
29:10What?
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