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Reparto: Groucho Marx, Harpo Marx, Chico Marx, Zeppo Marx, Margaret Dumont, Louis Calhern, Raquel Torres, Edgar Kennedy, Dennis O'Keefe
Dirección: Leo McCarey
Sinopsis: La República Democrática de Freedonia, un pequeño país centroeuropeo, a cuyo frente se encuentra el muy liberal señor Rufus T. Firefly, se ve amenazada por la dictadura de Sylvania, país de vieja y reconocida solvencia como agresor. Dos espías de prestigio, Chicolini y Pinky, sirven a Sylvania, lo que no impide que acaben siendo ministros del ahora ya excelentísimo Firefly.
Dirección: Leo McCarey
Sinopsis: La República Democrática de Freedonia, un pequeño país centroeuropeo, a cuyo frente se encuentra el muy liberal señor Rufus T. Firefly, se ve amenazada por la dictadura de Sylvania, país de vieja y reconocida solvencia como agresor. Dos espías de prestigio, Chicolini y Pinky, sirven a Sylvania, lo que no impide que acaben siendo ministros del ahora ya excelentísimo Firefly.
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00:00:16Thank you!
00:00:37Thank you!
00:01:11Thank you!
00:01:30With $20 million we could announce an immediate tax reduction.
00:01:34That's all the people are asking for.
00:01:35I'm sorry, I like to agree with the people.
00:01:37And the government has mismanaged things.
00:01:39That?
00:01:40I will lend you the money, on the condition that Your Excellency resigns and leaves the government in more efficient hands.
00:01:46Are you asking me to resign from my position?
00:01:47Yes, excellent.
00:01:48With a crisis like this, Fridonia needs a new leader.
00:01:52A fearless progressive.
00:01:54A man like Rufus from Firefly.
00:01:56Rufus from Firefly?
00:01:57Will I lend the money to Fridonia only if Firefly is appointed president?
00:02:04Firefly appointed new leader of Fridonia.
00:02:09Rufus from Firefly.
00:02:12A grand reception has been prepared to welcome the nation's leader tonight.
00:02:26The Honorable Mr. Secretary of Finance.
00:02:39His Excellency, the Ambassador of Trentino-Sylvania.
00:02:52Ambassador!
00:02:52Ambassador!
00:02:53Mrs. Tisdale!
00:02:54I'm glad you came.
00:02:56I hope you meet the new president of our country.
00:02:59It doesn't matter who governs Fridonia, Mrs. Tisdale.
00:03:01For me, you will always be the first lady of the country.
00:03:05Allow me to introduce Miss Vera Marquel to the Ambassador of Trentino.
00:03:09Miss Marquel needs no introduction.
00:03:11I've seen her dance in the theater.
00:03:12Thank you.
00:03:14The Honorable Pandu of Mustard.
00:03:17I must receive your honor.
00:03:25What have you found out?
00:03:27Nothing. I was waiting for your news.
00:03:28I've abandoned the idea of a revolution. I have a better plan.
00:03:31Oh, really?
00:03:32I can gain control of Fridonia more easily by marrying Mrs. Tisdale.
00:03:36Perhaps that won't be so easy.
00:03:39From what I've heard, you see, Mrs. Tisdale likes that Rufus from Firefly.
00:03:44That's where you come in. I'm going to leave it in your hands.
00:03:47Oh, really?
00:03:47I don't have to tell you what to do.
00:03:49No.
00:03:49Careful.
00:03:52I would like to introduce you to His Excellency's secretary, Bob Roland.
00:03:56The Ambassador of Trentino?
00:03:57How are you?
00:03:57Excited?
00:03:58Marquel Pear?
00:03:59We know each other.
00:04:00Clear.
00:04:01Well, I hope His Excellency arrives soon.
00:04:03His Excellency will arrive at ten o'clock.
00:04:06Since I've known him, he has never been late for an appointment.
00:04:09His excellence is due
00:04:10To take his station
00:04:12Beginning his new administration
00:04:15He'll make his appearance when
00:04:18The clock on the wall strikes ten
00:04:23When the clock on the wall strikes ten
00:04:26All you loyal ladies and you patriotic men
00:04:30Let's sing the national anthem when
00:04:34The clock on the wall strikes ten
00:04:45His excellence is due
00:04:47To take his station
00:04:49Beginning his new administration
00:04:52He'll make his appearance when
00:04:55The clock on the wall strikes ten
00:05:06We'll give him a rousing cheer
00:05:08To show him we're glad he's here
00:05:11Hail, hail, free, don't he are
00:05:20Hail, hail, free, don't he are
00:05:46Hail, hail, free, don't he are
00:05:50Hail, hail, free, don't he are
00:06:01Hail, hail, free, don't he are
00:06:04Hail, hail, free, don't he are
00:06:09Hail, hail, free, don't he are
00:06:17Hail, hail, free, don't he are
00:06:25Hail, hail, free, don't he are
00:06:25Hail, hail, free, don't he are
00:06:25Hail, hail, free, don't he are
00:06:25Hail, hail, free, don't he are
00:06:31Oh, Your Excellency!
00:06:33We were waiting for him.
00:06:35As chair of the reception committee, I express to you the best wishes of every man, woman, and child in Tridonia.
00:06:41Don't talk nonsense, pick up a card.
00:06:42A letter? What am I supposed to do with a letter?
00:06:44You can keep it, I still have 51 left. Okay, what was I saying?
00:06:47As chair of the reception committee, I welcome you with open arms.
00:06:52Yes, and they're still open now.
00:06:54I have supported your appointment because I believe you are the most qualified advisor in Tridonia.
00:06:59It's quite a broad concept. And you are quite broad as well.
00:07:02You'd better leave, because they're going to build some offices where you are.
00:07:06You can go by taxi. If you can't get one, you can leave in a huff.
00:07:09And if it's early, leave within a minute.
00:07:11Do you know that she hasn't stopped talking since I arrived?
00:07:12They must have vaccinated him with a record player needle.
00:07:15The future of Tridonia depends on you.
00:07:19Promise me that you will faithfully follow in my husband's footsteps.
00:07:22What do you think? I haven't even been in the position for five minutes and he's already making advances towards me.
00:07:27Not that I care, but where is her husband?
00:07:29He has died.
00:07:31He's probably just using that as an excuse.
00:07:33I was with him until the end.
00:07:35I'm not surprised that he passed away.
00:07:37I held him in my arms and kissed him.
00:07:40Then it was murder.
00:07:42Will he marry me? Has he left you a lot of money?
00:07:44Answer the second question first.
00:07:45He left me his entire fortune.
00:07:47Don't tell me, you don't understand what I'm trying to tell you, I love you.
00:07:50Oh, Your Excellency!
00:07:53You're not bad either.
00:07:56I would like to introduce you to Ambassador Trentino of Sylvania.
00:08:00It is a great pleasure to have you with us today.
00:08:02Thank you, but I can't stay long.
00:08:05That's an even greater pleasure.
00:08:06Sir, why don't you lend this country 20 million dollars?
00:08:0920 million is a lot of money.
00:08:11I would have to consult with my finance minister.
00:08:13Meanwhile, lend me 20 dollars until payday, you cheap old man.
00:08:16$20.
00:08:17Don't worry, I'll give them back to you.
00:08:18I will sign a promissory note for 90 days.
00:08:20If he hasn't been paid by then, he can keep the promissory note.
00:08:23Your Excellency, we haven't seen them anywhere else before.
00:08:25I don't think so, and I'm not sure I'll see him now.
00:08:27It must be something I ate.
00:08:29Listen, sir, are you trying to...
00:08:31Don't say anything.
00:08:32There is one person too many in this room, and I think that's you.
00:08:36Oh I'm sorry.
00:08:39I want you to meet a lovely lady.
00:08:42It's time.
00:08:43I would like to introduce you to Miss Vera Marquell.
00:08:47Go ahead, I'll resign myself to it.
00:08:49He doesn't understand.
00:08:51It's Vera Marquell, the famous dancer.
00:08:53You don't say.
00:08:54Do you know how to do this?
00:08:59I danced before Napoleon.
00:09:01No, Napoleon danced before me.
00:09:02Actually, she danced 200 years before me.
00:09:04I learned this in a dance hall.
00:09:09She also learned in a dance hall.
00:09:13Maybe we can dance together sometime.
00:09:17I would dance with you until pigs fly.
00:09:19Yeah.
00:09:19I'd rather dance with a frog until you grow hair.
00:09:23Where is my secretary?
00:09:24I'm here.
00:09:26Heavens, excellence.
00:09:27I'm going to dictate a letter to you.
00:09:28For whom?
00:09:29For my dentist.
00:09:30Dear dentist.
00:09:32I am enclosing a check for $500.
00:09:34Sincerely.
00:09:34Send it immediately.
00:09:36First I will have to attach the check.
00:09:38If he does, I'll fire him.
00:09:39Excellence.
00:09:40The eyes of the world are upon you.
00:09:43The nobility of all countries are gathered here in his honor.
00:09:47It's a special day for you.
00:09:49One gala a day is enough for me.
00:09:50I don't want to hoard them all.
00:09:53Excellence.
00:09:53Tell us your plans.
00:09:54For the information.
00:09:57Just for illustration.
00:10:00Tells us how you intend to run the nation.
00:10:04These are the laws of my administration.
00:10:09No one's allowed to smoke or tell a dirty joke.
00:10:13And whistling is forbidden.
00:10:14We're not allowed to tell a dirty joke.
00:10:18There, there, we go.
00:10:21If chewing gum is chewed, the chewer is pursued.
00:10:24And in the hidden hoosco, every choosco will be pursued.
00:10:29If any form of pleasure is exhibited, report to me and it will be prohibited.
00:10:34I'll put my foot down, so shall it be.
00:10:38This is the land of the free.
00:10:41The last man nearly ruined this place.
00:10:43He didn't know what to do with it.
00:10:44If you think this country's bad up now, just wait until I get through with it.
00:10:52The country's taxes must be fixed, and I know what to do with it.
00:10:55If you think you're paying too much now, just wait until I get through with it.
00:11:04I will not stand for anything that's crooked or unfair.
00:11:08I'm strictly on the up and up, so everyone beware.
00:11:11If anyone's caught taking graft, and I don't get my share,
00:11:14we stand them up against the wall and up goes the weasel.
00:11:26If anyone should come between a husband and his bride,
00:11:30we find out which one she prefers by letting her decide.
00:11:33If she prefers the other man, the husband steps outside.
00:11:36We stand them up against the wall and up goes the weasel.
00:11:43We stand them up against the wall and up goes the way they decide.
00:12:38Let's go.
00:12:41Well, it's a pleasure to be back
00:12:58I have failed, Mr. Ambassador
00:13:00I know, I know, idiot
00:13:02I'm sorry
00:13:03You've ruined everything
00:13:04If you had started the revolution as I had planned
00:13:07During the tumult he could have entered and placed Fridonia under the Silvanian banner
00:13:11Our flag
00:13:12But Firefly stopped us
00:13:13You have no idea how popular he is in Fridonia, sir.
00:13:17Yes, I already know.
00:13:18That's why I have two spies watching him.
00:13:21I want to find out something about that man
00:13:23Something to dishonor him, to discredit him before the people
00:13:27Mr. Ambassador, Ciccolini and Pinky have arrived
00:13:29They're my two spies, let them in.
00:13:31Wait outside
00:13:41We have deceived him
00:13:44Gentlemen
00:13:53Gentlemen, what is that?
00:13:54It's spy stuff
00:14:01A telegram for you, sir.
00:14:09He gets angry because he can't read.
00:14:11Oh, I understand.
00:14:13Alright, gentlemen
00:14:13We have serious matters to attend to.
00:14:15So sit down
00:14:16Go to sleep, child
00:14:18Coming
00:14:19Gentlemen, gentlemen
00:14:19What about that information I asked you for?
00:14:21Wait, wait, wait
00:14:22Have
00:14:22A cigarette
00:14:23A good quarter of a cigar
00:14:25I smoked the other three-quarters.
00:14:27No, thanks
00:14:27I prefer mine
00:14:28Have
00:14:29I tried one of these
00:14:32Uh, that won't work.
00:14:40That works.
00:14:42Yes, very good.
00:14:44It's very nice
00:14:50Let's focus
00:14:51Have they been keeping an eye on Firefly?
00:14:54We've been keeping an eye on Firefly
00:14:56My partner has a better nose than a bloodhound.
00:14:59Really?
00:14:59Yes, and the rest of her face doesn't look good either.
00:15:03We found out everything about that Firefly
00:15:06Here, look at this
00:15:07Oh, very good, very good
00:15:08One moment
00:15:09Nobody should bother us
00:15:13Yes sir
00:15:14This is a very important meeting
00:15:16And I don't want us to be interrupted.
00:15:17Yes sir
00:15:19Ah, ah, ah
00:15:22Gentlemen
00:15:22We must be constantly vigilant
00:15:35Gentlemen
00:15:35Please
00:15:36Will you please tell me once and for all?
00:15:37What did they find out about Firefly?
00:15:40Do you remember that he gave us a photograph of a man?
00:15:42And he told us to follow him?
00:15:43Yeah
00:15:43So we got to work right away.
00:15:45And in one hour
00:15:47In less than an hour
00:15:48Yeah
00:15:48We lost the photograph
00:15:50We work fast, huh?
00:15:51I asked him to find something out.
00:15:52That I could use against Firefly
00:15:54Did he bring me anything from him?
00:15:56Ah, ah
00:15:57Oh no!
00:16:01Prize
00:16:02A cigar for the gentleman
00:16:07Come on, Chicolini
00:16:08I want a detailed report
00:16:10From his research
00:16:11Alright
00:16:12I'll give it to him
00:16:13On Monday we kept an eye on Firefly's house
00:16:15But he didn't come out
00:16:16I wasn't home
00:16:17On Tuesday we went to the baseball game
00:16:18But he deceived us
00:16:19He did not show up
00:16:20Wednesday was
00:16:21And we deceived him
00:16:23We didn't introduce ourselves
00:16:23Thursday was a double event
00:16:26Nobody showed up
00:16:26He saw him all day Friday
00:16:28There was no game
00:16:29And we stayed home
00:16:30Listening to it on the radio
00:16:31Then they followed us to Firefly
00:16:33Yes, we follow Firefly
00:16:35And we followed it all day
00:16:36But what day was that?
00:16:37Saturday
00:16:38We haven't failed, have we, boss?
00:16:42Tell me, once and for all
00:16:43What happened on Saturday?
00:16:45Something incredible
00:16:47We followed that man
00:16:48Even a hostel
00:16:48That was found there
00:16:49With a married woman
00:16:50A married woman?
00:16:51Yes, I think she was his wife
00:16:52Firefly is not married
00:16:54No?
00:16:55No
00:16:55Do you know what I think?
00:16:57That?
00:16:57I think we picked the wrong man
00:16:59Oh, gentlemen
00:17:01I'm disappointed
00:17:03I assigned them a mission
00:17:05Of great importance
00:17:06And they have failed
00:17:08Nevertheless
00:17:09I'll give them one last chance.
00:17:11Here are my credentials
00:17:14That they will open
00:17:14Any door in Fridonia
00:17:16If only I could
00:17:18Here they are
00:17:20Are you sure?
00:17:22That they will be able to catch
00:17:23A Firefly?
00:17:26Remember, this time
00:17:28I await results.
00:17:29Goodbye and good luck
00:17:30Yes, sir
00:17:32Come on, Pinky
00:17:33Bye
00:17:34Bye
00:17:43Fridonia, Chamber of Deputies
00:17:44Gathered in session
00:17:46Do not disturb under any circumstances
00:18:01Good
00:18:02The session opens
00:18:03Excellence
00:18:04Here is the report
00:18:05From the treasury
00:18:06I hope that's clear.
00:18:08Clear?
00:18:10Even a four-year-old child
00:18:11I could understand it.
00:18:12Find me a four-year-old child
00:18:14I think it's cool
00:18:16And now we will review
00:18:18Pending matters
00:18:20I would like to comment
00:18:21Tariffs
00:18:22Sit down
00:18:22That's a new issue.
00:18:23Are there any outstanding issues?
00:18:25Very good
00:18:25We will discuss new issues
00:18:26Regarding those tariffs
00:18:28too late
00:18:28It's already an outstanding issue.
00:18:29Sit down
00:18:31Gentlemen
00:18:31As Secretary of War
00:18:32I...
00:18:33The War Department
00:18:34Not working
00:18:35That reminds me
00:18:35Not even the pipes
00:18:36Take note of that.
00:18:38Leave it
00:18:38I'll do it myself.
00:18:42The Ministry of Labor
00:18:43I would like to inform
00:18:44That the employees of Fridonia
00:18:45They are asking to work fewer hours.
00:18:47Very good
00:18:47We will give them fewer hours.
00:18:48We'll start by removing them
00:18:49Lunchtime
00:18:51And now, gentlemen
00:18:52We need to look
00:18:53A new treasurer
00:18:54But if he named one
00:18:55Last week
00:18:56That's the one I'm looking for
00:18:57Gentlemen
00:18:58Gentlemen
00:18:58Enough is enough
00:18:59What if we raise taxes?
00:19:01What if we lift the carpet?
00:19:03I insist that
00:19:03We must raise taxes
00:19:04And rightly so.
00:19:05We must raise taxes
00:19:06To be able to pay for the carpet
00:19:08I dedicate all my time
00:19:09To my obligations
00:19:10And what do I get?
00:19:11To get very tired
00:19:12A little while later
00:19:13Mister
00:19:14You are testing my patience.
00:19:15I should try
00:19:16To exhaust mine sometime
00:19:17Don't you think so?
00:19:18This is the last straw.
00:19:19I resign
00:19:20I wash my hands
00:19:21Of everything
00:19:22Good idea
00:19:23And while we're at it
00:19:23Wash your neck
00:19:26Peanuts
00:19:42She's okay.
00:19:43What were you doing?
00:19:44I was looking for you.
00:19:46What have you found out?
00:19:47About that Firefly?
00:19:49Have you found out anything?
00:19:50Haven't you found out anything?
00:19:52Have you spied on him?
00:19:53Haven't you spied on him?
00:19:55What's happening?
00:19:56Why aren't you answering me?
00:19:57Four?
00:19:57Why don't I talk to you?
00:19:58Why aren't you answering me?
00:20:01Enough!
00:20:02What have you found out?
00:20:03What have you found out?
00:20:06That won't work
00:20:07Come here
00:20:08Why did you make that face?
00:20:09Tell me
00:20:10What's wrong?
00:20:10What's wrong?
00:20:12Ah
00:20:12What do you want to fight about?
00:20:13Are you looking for a fight?
00:20:15Come on
00:20:15I'll give you a fight.
00:20:17Please fight fair.
00:20:20Come on
00:20:22When you do it again
00:20:35Do you want to let me fight right here in front of you?
00:20:37Don't you see that you're scaring my customers?
00:20:39Sir, I think you're mistaken.
00:20:40I don't fight
00:20:41Do you understand?
00:20:42This guy works for me
00:20:43I ask him something and he doesn't say anything.
00:20:45I ask him why he's not speaking, but he doesn't answer.
00:20:47And do you know what you've done?
00:20:49A fight has started like this
00:20:50Who does he think he is?
00:20:52It's not my doing, friend
00:20:53It's his business.
00:20:54There's no way I'm going to say anything
00:20:56Every time I speak
00:20:56And I want you to...
00:20:57Will you be quiet?
00:21:00Can you tell me what you're doing here?
00:21:03Who are you?
00:21:06He can't say...
00:21:09He can't say anything
00:21:10No, it doesn't say anything.
00:21:11Shut up!
00:21:12Of course I'll keep quiet
00:21:13But you don't understand.
00:21:14Look, he's a spy
00:21:15And me too
00:21:15He works for me
00:21:16I want you to find something out.
00:21:17But he doesn't find out what I want him to find out.
00:21:19And how can I find out what I want to find out?
00:21:21What if he doesn't find out what he needs to find out?
00:21:23Will you leave me alone?
00:21:24Very good
00:21:25You just have to get him to stop doing this
00:21:30I'm going to rip off his skin.
00:21:32The skin!
00:21:34Delighted
00:21:37He's pulling my leg
00:21:51Do you realize that I haven't done absolutely anything?
00:21:53No
00:21:53No, really
00:22:02No, really
00:23:37Do you see what he's done?
00:23:43Peanuts!
00:23:44Hey!
00:23:49Do you want to be a public menace?
00:23:51Yes, how much would they pay me?
00:23:53I'd like to get a club and smash your head in.
00:23:57Peanuts!
00:23:57Peanuts for you!
00:23:58Do you have permission?
00:23:59Permission?
00:24:00I don't, but my dog does.
00:24:02Believe me, he's very intelligent
00:24:05He went with Admiral Deer to the pole
00:24:08The dog definitely arrived first.
00:24:09You win
00:24:11Come up here, I want to scare the camera
00:24:17Say
00:24:18Say
00:24:18No, no, it's not there.
00:24:20Very well, I'll tell him.
00:24:22Bye
00:24:23It was for you
00:24:24I'm sorry I'm not there
00:24:26I want to talk to you seriously
00:24:27Now, listen to me
00:24:28If you give up on peanuts
00:24:30I'll give you a job in the government
00:24:31Let's see, what would you think?
00:24:33At the mint?
00:24:35Cute?
00:24:36No, I don't like playing with monkeys.
00:24:38What other positions are there?
00:24:42Tell me, tell me
00:24:43No, it's not ready yet.
00:24:45Okay, yes
00:24:46I'll tell him
00:24:46Goodbye and thank you
00:24:47It was for you again
00:24:49Where on earth have I gone?
00:24:51I don't know, find yourself
00:24:52I should have come back a long time ago
00:24:53Yeah
00:24:53Okay, listen to me
00:24:55I have a position for you.
00:24:56But first I have to make you
00:24:57A couple of important questions
00:24:59What has four pairs of pants?
00:25:02He lives in Philadelphia
00:25:03And it never rains unless it pours.
00:25:07That's good.
00:25:08I'll give you three chances
00:25:09Let's see
00:25:10Four pairs of pants
00:25:11He lives in Philadelphia
00:25:13Is it male or female?
00:25:14No, I don't think so.
00:25:15Is he dead?
00:25:17Who?
00:25:18Don't know
00:25:20I give up
00:25:21I give up too
00:25:22I'll tell you another riddle
00:25:24Who has a big black mustache?
00:25:27He smokes a large black cigar
00:25:28And it suits him perfectly.
00:25:31Don't tell me
00:25:32He has a large black mustache.
00:25:35He smokes a large black cigar
00:25:36And it suits him perfectly...
00:25:39Yeah
00:25:40And does he wear glasses?
00:25:41Yes that's how it is
00:25:43You guessed it
00:25:43That alone is why I won't give you the position.
00:25:45What was I going to give you?
00:25:45What position?
00:25:46Secretary of War
00:25:47Very well, I accept
00:25:48It's yours
00:26:08Know?
00:26:09I'd be lost without a phone.
00:26:10Hey, don't go
00:26:11I want to talk to you
00:26:12Where were we?
00:26:13Now that you're Secretary of War
00:26:15What kind of army should we have?
00:26:16I'm going to be honest
00:26:18I think we should have an army of foot soldiers
00:26:20And why an army of foot soldiers?
00:26:22Because we would save a lot of money on chairs.
00:26:30Long!
00:26:41Hey, and who are you?
00:26:45I don't like modern art
00:26:47Do you have anything from the old masters?
00:26:53Not bad
00:26:54You don't have a phone number, do you?
00:27:03You've been a great help to me
00:27:05Where do you live?
00:27:10Well, it's not a palace
00:27:11But it's a home
00:27:19At least I know one thing
00:27:21You don't have a photograph of my grandfather
00:27:26Hey, hey, hey!
00:27:28Not now
00:27:29Another time
00:27:43Excellence
00:27:46This letter is the work of Trentino
00:27:48Try to ruin him
00:27:49What are we going to do about it?
00:27:51Ring their doorbell
00:27:52And run away
00:27:53We must get rid of that man immediately.
00:27:55And I have a plan
00:27:56Say something that will offend him.
00:27:58That's how he'll hit him
00:27:59And we will force him to leave the country
00:28:01It's a great plan
00:28:02And why couldn't I hit him?
00:28:04Ambassador Trentino is a very sensitive man.
00:28:07Maybe if he insults her
00:28:08It's easy to insult him
00:28:10I once told him something
00:28:11Vera Markel in her presence
00:28:12And he slapped me
00:28:13Why didn't Vera slap him?
00:28:15He did it
00:28:15What had he said to her?
00:28:21He should be ashamed
00:28:22Who told you that?
00:28:23You told me so.
00:28:24Ah, yes, I remember now.
00:28:26I should have slapped Mrs. Tisd
00:28:28When he told me
00:28:29Where is Trentino?
00:28:30Having tea with Mrs. Tisd
00:28:32Have I been invited?
00:28:33No
00:28:33A letter
00:28:36You are cordially invited
00:28:38To take you
00:28:40Firm, Mrs. Tisd
00:28:41And tell him I accept.
00:28:42Come on, let's go!
00:28:52I have a date to insult
00:28:54To the Ambassador of Trentino
00:28:55And I don't want to keep him waiting.
00:28:55Come on, hurry up!
00:29:01This is the fifth trip I've made
00:29:02And I haven't gone anywhere
00:29:18It seems you're not making any progress.
00:29:20With Mrs. Tisdale
00:29:21Can't
00:29:22Every time I have it ready
00:29:24Saying yes
00:29:25Firefly appears
00:29:27Well, this is your chance
00:29:29He won't come today.
00:29:31Are you sure?
00:29:32Completely
00:29:33I helped Mrs. Tisd
00:29:35Time to make the invitations
00:29:37Your Excellency
00:29:40Rufus T. Firefly
00:29:54Glory
00:29:59I've been waiting for years
00:30:01I love you, I desire you
00:30:02Can't you see I'm at your feet?
00:30:04When I'm done with her feet
00:30:05Start with mine
00:30:06If this isn't an insult
00:30:08I'll eat my hat
00:30:09Gloria, I love you
00:30:10I realize
00:30:11Because you're so alone
00:30:12Couldn't we go somewhere
00:30:13To be alone?
00:30:14What can this type of person offer you?
00:30:16Wealth, family?
00:30:17I can't
00:30:18For wealth
00:30:18But
00:30:19We could have a family
00:30:21Ah, Rufus
00:30:22The only thing I can offer you
00:30:24It's a roof
00:30:25Ah, excellence
00:30:26I really don't know what to say.
00:30:28Me in your place
00:30:29I wouldn't know what to say either.
00:30:31Perhaps you can suggest something
00:30:33On purpose
00:30:33I know what it reminds me of.
00:30:34It reminds me a lot of a monkey
00:30:36That?
00:30:37Yeah
00:30:38I'm sorry I said that.
00:30:39It's not fair to the other monkeys
00:30:41This man's behavior
00:30:43It's unforgivable
00:30:44I'm going to...
00:30:45Gentlemen, gentlemen
00:30:46Here to be insulted
00:30:47That's what people believed.
00:30:49Pig
00:30:49What did I say?
00:30:50Worm
00:30:51One more time?
00:30:52Beginner
00:30:53That's it
00:30:55Tuche
00:30:56Mrs. Tintel
00:30:56I fear this incident
00:30:57It could lead our countries to war
00:30:59This is terrible
00:31:00I've already spoken enough.
00:31:01I am a man of few words.
00:31:03And a man of one
00:31:04Long!
00:31:05There is none on earth
00:31:05Who can call a Firefly beginner
00:31:07The Mayflower was full of Fireflies
00:31:10And a few flies too
00:31:11The Fireflys were on deck
00:31:13And the flies on the Firefly
00:31:17Goodbye, dear
00:31:17Oh, excellence
00:31:19I need to talk to you
00:31:21See you at the theater tonight
00:31:22I'll save your seat until you arrive
00:31:24When you arrive, it will be up to you.
00:31:25His Excellency's car!
00:31:27His Excellency's car!
00:31:31No, absolutely not.
00:31:32I won't take any more risks.
00:31:33Firefly can only be fooled once.
00:31:35Now you will ride in the sidecar.
00:31:51Is it a good way to travel?
00:31:57Hey, Pinky!
00:31:58Come here!
00:32:00Keep an eye on this!
00:32:01Come on, Pastron!
00:32:03Come on!
00:32:03Come on!
00:32:04Come on!
00:32:06Come on!
00:32:20Come on!
00:32:24Come on!
00:32:34Come on!
00:32:36Come on!
00:32:37Come on!
00:32:41Come on!
00:32:55Come on!
00:33:25Ah!
00:33:57But I fear that His Excellency will not accept.
00:33:59Perhaps I will listen to you.
00:34:02Do you think so, Vera?
00:34:03Yes of course.
00:34:04I'll call him.
00:34:15I wouldn't want to bother you.
00:34:17I know you're very busy.
00:34:19But I need to see him right away.
00:34:21Where are you?
00:34:23Why don't you come? Come in through the back door.
00:34:25Nobody will see you.
00:34:27If you remember, bring some cheese.
00:34:31But, Your Excellency, you must come.
00:34:33It's a long story.
00:34:34I can't tell you over the phone.
00:34:36It's something intimate, you know?
00:34:38You should be ashamed of yourself.
00:34:39I'll be right there.
00:34:41Here it comes.
00:34:42You'd better wait outside until I've spoken to him.
00:34:45We'll be nearby if you need us.
00:34:59Ah!
00:35:00How did you get in here?
00:35:02Oh, Your Excellency!
00:35:03I am so sorry to bother you.
00:35:05Will he be able to forgive me?
00:35:06When I leave here tonight, will you be able to forgive me?
00:35:09Here are the war plans.
00:35:11They are worth as much as your life.
00:35:12In other words, very little.
00:35:14Watch over him like a cat watches over her kittens.
00:35:16Have you ever owned cats?
00:35:17No, of course not.
00:35:18You're very busy playing bridge.
00:35:20Do you understand what I'm trying to tell you?
00:35:21I love you, why won't you marry me?
00:35:24Marry you?
00:35:25Take me and I'll take a vacation.
00:35:27I need a vacation and I'm getting married.
00:35:29Get married?
00:35:30I can just picture you bent over a steaming stove.
00:35:33But I can't see the kitchen.
00:35:35Come on, one word from you and you'll never see me again.
00:35:38Glory.
00:35:46Rufus, what are you thinking?
00:35:49In the years I've wasted collecting stamps.
00:35:56I suppose you'll think I'm sentimental, but...
00:35:59Would you mind giving me a lock of your hair?
00:36:02A lock of my hair?
00:36:05I never imagined...
00:36:07And don't complain, I was going to ask you for the whole wig.
00:36:16He has come to beg for mercy.
00:36:18His Excellency, the ambassador is here on a friendly visit.
00:36:22He has changed his mind.
00:36:23It's no use to him, he still has the same face.
00:36:27I'm sorry for what happened, I'm willing to forget.
00:36:29And you?
00:36:30Forget?
00:36:31Are you asking me to forget?
00:36:32A Firefly never forgets.
00:36:34My ancestors would rise from their graves and I would have to bury them again.
00:36:39No way.
00:36:39I'm going home to take the cookies off the bed.
00:36:42I hope to see you there.
00:36:43Please, Rufus.
00:36:44Let me go, big girl.
00:36:47I am prepared to prevent that war at all costs.
00:36:50Well, I've already paid two months' rent for the battlefield.
00:36:54Your Excellency, there is nothing I can do.
00:36:57Yes, but we'll talk about that later.
00:36:59He will not reconsider.
00:37:01Please do it for me.
00:37:04Well, maybe he's a little stubborn, but it's hereditary.
00:37:08My father was a bit stubborn and my mother was very headstrong.
00:37:12The stubborn ones married the obstinate ones, and of course, that's how things turned out.
00:37:18Thinking about it, I was a fool to get angry about the silly thing she called me.
00:37:22Was it silly of me to call him?
00:37:23But what did I call him?
00:37:24Well, I don't even remember.
00:37:29I don't know, does he mean worm?
00:37:31No, that wasn't it.
00:37:33I know, pig.
00:37:36No, it had twelve letters.
00:37:39Ah, yes, beginner.
00:37:41That's it, beginner.
00:37:43Mr. Artist, this man is impossible.
00:37:45This is an offense.
00:37:46The situation is clear, it means war.
00:37:49Henano!
00:37:50I prefer beginner.
00:37:51I won't stay a moment longer.
00:37:54Go away and don't ever dirty my carpets again.
00:37:56My hat?
00:37:57No, my rugs.
00:38:00Fridonia's war plans are in Mrs. Tisdale's possession.
00:38:05I need to get hold of them.
00:38:06Yes, but how?
00:38:08Someone is spending the weekend at Mrs. Tisdale's house.
00:38:11Miss Markel.
00:38:14So, gentlemen, do you want to wait for me outside?
00:38:16We'll see each other soon.
00:38:17Of course.
00:38:22Excuse me.
00:38:32Hello?
00:38:34Yes, I'm alone.
00:38:36Not yet.
00:38:37We must act quickly.
00:38:38You need to get the plans tonight.
00:38:41Chicolini and his partner will arrive any moment.
00:38:43Help them in any way you can.
00:38:44But I must be careful.
00:38:46There's another guest this weekend.
00:38:49Firefly.
00:38:50Don't know.
00:38:51I think he's asleep.
00:39:03Look at you.
00:39:06Ring the doorbell.
00:39:10I said the doorbell.
00:39:13Be quiet.
00:39:29So we tried, listen to atoms.ca,
00:39:33I'm fine with our hair. I can't.
00:39:36Give it your all. Three pres
00:39:46Three,
00:39:46I'm a monkey. Well, Teisons.
00:39:47Des wisdomes son
00:39:49Patrisars. Tapro. Thus
00:39:49queỗ.
00:39:50A poise.
00:39:51Three.
00:39:51Photos of
00:39:52It hurts now. It's a problem with little hands.
00:39:52Sensed a microphone. as described by
00:39:52pig character. So dear pronounce.
00:40:03Do they have the plans?
00:40:04No, but they're in the house and you should find them.
00:40:08And for the love of God, don't make the slightest noise.
00:40:11If they find him, he's lost.
00:40:12What nonsense! How can I be lost if they find me?
00:40:17It has a flashlight
00:40:24He doesn't know how serious all this is.
00:40:26If he is discovered, he will face a court-martial.
00:40:29Vera
00:40:34I need to leave before he sees me here.
00:40:36And remember, for the love of all that is holy, don't make noise.
00:40:56Thank you!
00:41:17Thank you!
00:41:30Stay here and don't make a sound
00:41:32Remember what he said
00:41:33If they catch us, they'll make us into war rabbits.
00:41:45I can't sleep
00:41:46I'm very worried
00:41:48That?
00:41:50Are you worried?
00:41:51Can't you sleep?
00:41:52Now you've woken me up and I won't be able to sleep and I
00:41:55These are the plans
00:41:56I will not rest until they are back in your hands
00:42:01Would you like to come and get them, please?
00:42:03The plans? Okay, I'm going now.
00:42:12Let me out
00:42:14Let me out
00:42:15Let me out
00:42:21Let me out of here or buy me a magazine
00:42:23They're eager to play, huh?
00:42:28I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your door down
00:42:42Happens
00:42:45Oh, Your Excellency, I am glad you came
00:42:48And I'm glad too.
00:42:50Do you have the plans?
00:42:52Oh, Your Excellency, how strange that sounds
00:42:54Why does he talk like that?
00:42:56You see, maybe I'll go to Italy someday
00:42:58And I'm practicing the language
00:43:00Oh
00:43:09I'll talk to my lawyer as soon as I finish my degree.
00:43:14Her accent is perfect
00:43:17I could listen to him all night
00:43:18Thank you, but I can't stay all night
00:43:21Where are the plans?
00:43:22In the safe, downstairs
00:43:23I'll write down the combination for you.
00:43:37Oh, it's there.
00:43:38Take the combination
00:43:41Is it clear?
00:43:44Do you want to know anything else?
00:43:47What's wrong with him?
00:43:48Has he lost his voice?
00:43:50Oh, I'll get you a glass of water, Your Excellency
00:43:59Excellent, your water!
00:44:01Oh, what on earth is going to happen to this man?
00:44:08Oh, Your Excellency, I thought you had left.
00:44:10No, no, no, I'm gone, no
00:44:12But I saw him with my own eyes.
00:44:14And who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?
00:44:16Oh, Your Excellency, I'm sorry.
00:44:20But all this emotion is too much for me.
00:44:22I faint
00:44:23Wait, I'll get you a glass of water
00:44:41Where is my glass of water?
00:44:43How should I know where your glass of water is?
00:44:47I'll bring you a glass of water
00:44:49No,��겠습니다
00:45:07Thank you!
00:45:36What's that?
00:45:37They look like mice to me.
00:45:39Mice? Mice don't play music.
00:45:41No, I never would have thought of it.
00:46:02What is this?
00:46:04With headquarters!
00:46:05Not the cartel! The barracks!
00:46:07Listen!
00:46:08Let the guards come to Mrs. Tisden's house and surround it!
00:51:59Come on!
00:52:00You are being judged!
00:52:01He cannot protest!
00:52:03Excellence!
00:52:04Dine Extardo Super reports that the Silvanian troops are about to invade Fridonia
00:52:08It's war!
00:52:11CSDBETIQTU Deciana promotion!
00:52:13Yeah!
00:52:14I have a father who has a job!
00:52:16No!
00:52:16Tax.
00:52:18Dollars!
00:52:19Dollars!
00:52:20That's where my uncle lives, Dallas, Texas.
00:52:22He he he he he he!ra
00:52:31Didn't I say so?
00:52:32Excellence.
00:52:33What do you want, baby?
00:52:35On behalf of the women of Fridonia, I have decided to make one last effort to prevent war.
00:52:41You don't say.
00:52:42I have spoken with the ambassador from Trentino and he says that Silvania does not want war either.
00:52:46Neither?
00:52:47Doesn't he want war either?
00:52:49Neither.
00:52:50Leave it.
00:52:51I have taken the liberty of asking the ambassador to come here,
00:52:54because we both thought that a friendly conversation would settle everything peacefully.
00:53:00He'll give it to you at any time.
00:53:02Mrs. Tisdale, it was a noble deed.
00:53:04I would not deserve the trust placed in me if I did not do everything possible.
00:53:08to keep our beloved Fridonia in peace.
00:53:11I will be pleased to receive Ambassador Trentino and offer him, on behalf of my country, the right hand of friendship.
00:53:18I am sure she will accept it as a gesture of goodwill.
00:53:21But what if it doesn't?
00:53:24It would be a disaster.
00:53:25I had my hand outstretched and he refused to accept it.
00:53:28That would diminish my prestige.
00:53:30I, the president, snubbed by a foreign ambassador.
00:53:33Who does he think he is?
00:53:34Coming here and making a fool of myself in front of my people.
00:53:37Think about it.
00:53:38I extended my hand and that foreign woman refused to accept it.
00:53:42That deceitful pig.
00:53:44He won't get away with it.
00:53:45I can assure you of that.
00:53:46He'll never get away with it.
00:53:48Please.
00:53:49Okay, so he refuses to lend me a hand.
00:53:51Mr. Atisdale, this is the last straw.
00:53:54Now it's too late.
00:53:55It's war!
00:53:59We will wage war!
00:54:01We will wage war!
00:54:02We will wage war!
00:54:04The horses are still going!
00:54:06We will wage war!
00:54:15We will wage war!
00:54:39We will wage war!
00:54:40We will wage war!
00:54:42We will wage war!
00:54:44We will wage war!
00:54:45We will wage war!
00:54:45We will wage war!
00:54:46We will wage war!
00:54:47We will wage war!
00:54:49We will wage war!
00:54:51We will wage war!
00:54:52We will wage war!
00:54:53We will wage war!
00:54:55We will wage war!
00:54:56We will wage war!
00:54:56We will wage war!
00:54:56We will wage war!
00:54:57We will wage war!
00:54:57We will wage war!
00:54:58We will wage war!
00:54:59We will wage war!
00:55:05We will wage war!
00:55:23Thank you!
00:56:03Thank you!
00:56:28Thank you!
00:56:50Thank you!
00:57:14Thank you!
00:57:27The enemy is approaching!
00:57:29There will be two lights on the tower if they come by land.
00:57:31and one if they come by sea.
00:57:37I've been deceived. They're coming by land and by sea.
00:57:41Go through all the towns and warn all the citizens.
00:57:44Tell them the enemy is approaching with a noni noni cha cha cha.
00:57:48Let's get started, variants!
00:58:30Let's get started, variants!
00:58:44My husband, hurry, hide there.
00:58:54Fridonia is at war.
00:58:56I'm going to take a bath.
00:59:26Fridonia is at war.
00:59:49Fridonia is at war.
00:59:55Fridonia is at war.
01:00:09Fridonia is at war.
01:00:16Fridonia is at war.
01:00:19Reinforcements are coming, but they're not charging us for them.
01:00:23Your Excellency, they are defeating our men in open field.
01:00:26I suggest we dig trenches.
01:00:28Digging trenches with our men dying like flies?
01:00:30There's no time to do them.
01:00:31We'll buy these.
01:00:32Here, go out and buy a few.
01:00:33Yes sir.
01:00:34Wait a minute, if they're that tall, we'll save on pants.
01:00:37Yes sir.
01:00:37Wait a minute, that way we'll save ourselves the whole uniform.
01:00:40Yes sir.
01:00:41Your partner has deserted, but I'm still counting on you.
01:00:44Clear the machine gun nest on Hill 28.
01:00:46I'll tell the goalkeeper to sweep it away.
01:00:49A message from the front, sir.
01:00:50I'm fed up with messages from the front.
01:00:52Do we never receive messages from either side?
01:00:55What does it say here?
01:00:56General Smith reports a gas attack.
01:00:59Take a spoonful of baking soda in half a glass of water.
01:01:02Yes sir.
01:01:06Is there any answer?
01:01:07No, sir.
01:01:08In that case, don't send it.
01:01:20Guayos, this is the height of absurdity.
01:01:22Where is my Stradivarius?
01:01:24Here, sir.
01:01:25I'll show them they can't mess with the old Firefly.
01:01:33Just wait and see how fast they run.
01:01:34Now they know what it means to pay.
01:01:35Excellence.
01:01:37They escape like rats.
01:01:39But, sir, I must tell you that...
01:01:39Remind me to award myself the Firefly medal.
01:01:42Your Excellency, you are killing our people.
01:01:44That?
01:01:45What is killing our people?
01:01:47Hide these five dollars in your hat.
01:01:49Never mind, I'll keep them in mine.
01:01:52Sir, we need reinforcements.
01:01:54Don't be alarmed.
01:01:55I've sent a man to look for volunteers.
01:02:04Excellence, the morale of the army is collapsing.
01:02:06Men desert.
01:02:07Where is the Secretary of War?
01:02:09That's what I say.
01:02:09Where is the Secretary of War?
01:02:11The soldiers await their orders.
01:02:12Your Excellency, the Secretary of War.
01:02:21I'm glad you came this way.
01:02:22Do you realize that our army is facing defeat?
01:02:25What am I going to do?
01:02:26I've already done it.
01:02:27What has he done?
01:02:28I've switched sides.
01:02:29So, you're on the other side, huh?
01:02:30So what's he doing here?
01:02:32Well, the food here is better.
01:02:39Chicolini, I need her no matter what.
01:02:41What would you have to accept to work for me again?
01:02:43I would accept a vacation.
01:02:44Okay, hire him.
01:02:46Now, go out and lead those men to victory.
01:02:48Come on, they're waiting.
01:02:52I wouldn't go out there unless it was in one of those iron things that go up and down.
01:02:56What are their names?
01:02:57Tanks.
01:02:57I was afraid of that.
01:03:01Your Excellency, you must come here immediately.
01:03:03There is a great danger.
01:03:04Why don't you come?
01:03:05There is no danger here.
01:03:18Hey!
01:03:20Shh!
01:03:20Rufus!
01:03:21Oh!
01:03:28One moment.
01:03:29I want to find out something.
01:03:34Just as I thought, there's no one around.
01:03:37Rufus!
01:03:38Frinny!
01:03:39Of course!
01:03:40Remember that you are fighting for this lady's honor and you will be rewarded.
01:03:44Excellence!
01:03:46I dropped my gun.
01:03:47Go on, go out and get it!
01:03:48Oh!
01:03:49I'm afraid!
01:03:49We can't hold out much longer.
01:03:51We have very little ammunition left.
01:03:52Take command, lieutenant.
01:03:53I will seek help.
01:04:01I send it to all nations, to all nations.
01:04:04I am Rufus T.
01:04:07I am Rufus T.
01:04:08Firefly speaks to them as a courtesy of the enemy.
01:04:10We're in a mess.
01:04:12Let Fridonia come.
01:04:13There are three men and one woman.
01:04:14Send help!
01:04:15If they can't send help, send two more women.
01:04:19Let them be three women.
01:04:22We can't hold out much longer.
01:04:24We need help.
01:04:29We need help.
01:04:31One of us must cross the lines and warn the general.
01:04:34Which one of us...
01:04:35Silence back there!
01:04:37Which of us will have the privilege of sacrificing our lives for our country?
01:04:40We'll hold a raffle.
01:04:41Wait, I've got it.
01:04:43Wheel of Fortune.
01:04:44Pito, pito, colorito.
01:04:46Where are you going, looking so handsome?
01:04:48To the real sidewalk.
01:04:49Pim, pom!
01:04:51I did it wrong.
01:04:52Wait, wait.
01:04:53I'll start again.
01:04:55Wheel of Fortune.
01:04:55Pito, pito, colorito.
01:04:57Where are you going, looking so handsome?
01:04:58To the real sidewalk.
01:04:59Pim, pom!
01:05:00That's not the case either.
01:05:01I remember now.
01:05:03Wheel of Fortune.
01:05:04You.
01:05:05You are a brave man.
01:05:06Cross the lines and remember.
01:05:08As long as he's out there risking his life,
01:05:10We'll be in here thinking about how idiotic he is.
01:05:14Bye bye.
01:05:14Good friend.
01:05:15Bye bye.
01:05:16For Fridonia!
01:05:17For Fridonia!
01:05:18For Fridonia!
01:05:24Glory!
01:05:24Where did it come from?
01:05:28Hey!
01:05:28Be careful with the water.
01:05:29That's all we have.
01:05:30And she is also the only woman.
01:05:39We are surrounded.
01:05:40They attack through the rearguard.
01:05:41Are they coming this way?
01:05:42We'll do a belly flop at the door.
01:05:43Hurry!
01:05:53Firefly today, send help immediately.
01:05:56Help is on the way.
01:05:58Come on, guys.
01:05:59Help is on the way.
01:06:09Ah!
01:06:09Ah!
01:06:11Ah!
01:06:11Ah!
01:06:12Ah!
01:06:13Ah!
01:06:13Ah!
01:06:17Ah!
01:06:23Ah!
01:06:24Ah!
01:06:25Ah!
01:06:26Ah!
01:06:33Ah!
01:06:36Ah!
01:06:37Ah!
01:06:43The last time this happened to me I was under a bed.
01:06:48When will the help arrive?
01:06:51Excellence
01:07:03Has my mail arrived?
01:07:08Get away, don't touch me
01:07:17One
01:07:19Two
01:07:21Hey, Trentino!
01:07:23Oh, Trentino!
01:07:25I've got it figured out!
01:07:27Ah, Trentino!
01:07:30Trentino!
01:07:31The new mom! Take that!
01:07:33I give up! I give up!
01:07:35Will he have to wait until the fruit runs out?
01:07:37Victory is ours!
01:07:40Hail, hail, ask!
01:08:08Victory is ours!
01:08:26Thanks for watching the video.
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