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Reparto: Groucho Marx, Harpo Marx, Chico Marx, Zeppo Marx, Thelma Todd, David Landau, Robert Greig, Nat Pendleton, Reginald Barlow
Dirección: Norman Z. McLeod
Sinopsis: El profesor Quincy Adams Wagstaff es nombrado nuevo rector del Huxley College. Con el fin de derrotar a Darwin, su universidad rival, en un partido de fútbol americano, Wagstaff contrata a dos jugadores de refuerzo. Sin embargo, Darwin se le ha adelantado, y Wagstaff contrata a las personas equivocadas: Baravelli y Pinky. Desesperado, Wagstaff ordena a Baravelli y Pinky que secuestren a los jugadores auténticos.
Dirección: Norman Z. McLeod
Sinopsis: El profesor Quincy Adams Wagstaff es nombrado nuevo rector del Huxley College. Con el fin de derrotar a Darwin, su universidad rival, en un partido de fútbol americano, Wagstaff contrata a dos jugadores de refuerzo. Sin embargo, Darwin se le ha adelantado, y Wagstaff contrata a las personas equivocadas: Baravelli y Pinky. Desesperado, Wagstaff ordena a Baravelli y Pinky que secuestren a los jugadores auténticos.
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00:00:13Today we present the Mars brothers in...
00:00:20Horse feathers.
00:00:39Horse feathers.
00:01:02And for all these reasons, upon retiring as dean of this faculty...
00:01:08...it pains me to say goodbye to you.
00:01:11And now I can feel the satisfaction...
00:01:14...to introduce them to the man who will guide the destiny of this great institution...
00:01:19...Professor Quincy Adams Warstaff.
00:01:32Professor, it is an honor for me to welcome you to the faculty of Hasley.
00:01:36Okay, okay, hold my toga.
00:01:41By the way, professor, smoking is not allowed here.
00:01:44You'll say that.
00:01:50The teachers would appreciate it if you threw away the cigarette.
00:01:53The professors can wait seated.
00:01:55They will not take my cigarette.
00:01:59Faculty members, faculty members.
00:02:02Students from Hasley, from Hasley and students.
00:02:04I think everyone is here.
00:02:06Okay, folks, this is really bland, we need to liven it up.
00:02:09I'll tell you a joke, but it's a little risqué.
00:02:11And I'm very particular about those things.
00:02:13With those faces they have, I understand why this faculty is in decline.
00:02:18The one I managed previously, on the other hand, was the opposite.
00:02:21The cape fell off on me.
00:02:23Things were going from bad to worse, but we all pitched in.
00:02:26And my cape fell off again.
00:02:29Any questions?
00:02:30Any questions?
00:02:31Any jokes, any whistles, any applause?
00:02:34Gentlemen, what do you decide?
00:02:35Come on, movement, action, move.
00:02:38Who says seventy-six?
00:02:39That's how I like it, seven times seven, forty-nine.
00:02:42I suppose you'll want to know why I've come to this faculty.
00:02:45I have come to this faculty to get my son out of it.
00:02:47I remember the day a naive or inexperienced boy left home.
00:02:50I said goodbye to both of them with a kiss.
00:02:52By the way, where is my son?
00:02:57Miss, would you all stand up so my son can stand up?
00:03:02Ah, so you're doing your homework in class, huh?
00:03:05Hello, daddy.
00:03:06My dear professor, the students would appreciate a brief presentation of your projects.
00:03:12As?
00:03:13I say that the students would appreciate a brief presentation of their projects.
00:03:17He already said that.
00:03:18That's the bad thing about you, you talk, talk, and talk.
00:03:21Oh, it'll end up driving me crazy.
00:03:23Where will we end up?
00:03:24What does he achieve by doing this?
00:03:25Why doesn't he go home to his wife?
00:03:27I propose something to you.
00:03:28I'm leaving with your wife, and you stay here and give my speech.
00:03:30Let me see, show me your marriage license.
00:03:35Professor Wastaf, since such an illustrious person happens to be here...
00:03:39That's it, shine my shoes.
00:03:40They are quite dirty.
00:03:41With so much commotion, I haven't had time to clean them.
00:03:44The board would like to make some interesting suggestions.
00:03:47The board already knows where to put their suggestions.
00:04:33No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:04:49No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
00:04:51no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
00:05:02no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
00:05:15no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
00:05:15no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
00:05:15no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
00:05:35Thank you!
00:05:59Thank you!
00:06:12Thank you!
00:06:31I Always Get, I Always Get
00:06:33I Always Get, I Always Get, I Always Get
00:06:37I Always Get
00:06:41My
00:06:41My
00:06:47Congratulations Professor
00:06:48I agree, right?
00:06:50I'm wondering the same
00:06:50Congratulations Professor
00:06:52Alas, scattered kids!
00:06:53See you at the barbershop!
00:07:00Dad, congratulations, I'm proud to be your son
00:07:02My son, you have taken the words out of my mouth
00:07:04I'm ashamed to be your father
00:07:08You are a disgrace to the Wasta family name
00:07:09If such a thing is possible
00:07:11What is this I've heard about your escapades with a woman?
00:07:14It doesn't surprise me that you didn't finish your studies
00:07:16Twelve years at the same faculty
00:07:18I went to three in twelve years.
00:07:20And I dated three women
00:07:22When I was your age, I used to go to bed after dinner.
00:07:24Sometimes I would go to bed before dinner
00:07:26And other times I didn't go to bed either before or after.
00:07:29A woman meant a lot in those times.
00:07:31I certainly believe that's what it meant
00:07:33Between that woman and me, everything is clean.
00:07:35Then you're even more of an idiot than I thought.
00:07:37Ah, but I...
00:07:38I don't want to go over that subject again, Paduato
00:07:40If I had a whip I would lash you
00:07:42You can leave now
00:07:44Leave your name and address at the reception desk
00:07:45And if anything happens, we'll get in touch.
00:07:48Where are you going?
00:07:49But you told me to leave
00:07:51What did you learn in school?
00:07:52I tell you to leave and you leave and you leave
00:07:54You know you can't leave class without raising your hand
00:07:57Wherever you go
00:07:58This faculty has changed dean every year
00:08:00Since 1888
00:08:02Yeah
00:08:02And that was the last year we beat rugby
00:08:04I'm just as interested in culture as anyone else.
00:08:06Okay, I'll talk to anyone.
00:08:08But a faculty needs more than just culture.
00:08:10What this needs is a good rugby team
00:08:13And you can't have a good rugby team
00:08:15If there are no good rugby players
00:08:17Young guy
00:08:18I think you've hit the nail on the head.
00:08:20I'm going to get a hammer
00:08:22I know it's dangerous, but I'm going to ask you a question.
00:08:24Where can I find good rugby players?
00:08:26You see, in a tavern around here
00:08:27In a tavern?
00:08:28Isn't it against the law to sell rugby players in a pub?
00:08:31Dad, two of the best players in the country
00:08:33They meet at a tavern I know
00:08:35And you suggest that I, the dean of the Hushley faculty
00:08:37Go to a tavern
00:08:38If you don't even go to the address
00:08:40It's number 42 on Element Street
00:08:42But you can't go
00:08:43It would not be ethical
00:08:43It's not right for a cultural center to buy players
00:08:46Well, I'll cut that habit off at the root.
00:08:47Why don't you come and cut your roots too?
00:08:50Or else, you'd better wait here.
00:08:52Anything else, Father?
00:08:53Anything else, Father?
00:08:55That can't be right.
00:08:56I don't know, where are you going, Father?
00:08:58What things
00:08:59I married your mother because I wanted to have children
00:09:02Imagine my disappointment when I saw you
00:09:22This is my proposal, guys
00:09:23What do you think?
00:09:25That's fine by us, Mr. Jennings
00:09:27But...
00:09:28How will he manage?
00:09:29Don't worry, there's no problem
00:09:30You will enroll as Darwin students
00:09:33And you'll play on Thanksgiving Day
00:09:34Against Hushley's men
00:09:35Yes, okay
00:09:36But what about the pasta?
00:09:37Well, here's a little preview
00:09:39The rest will be given to you after the game
00:09:41If you play against Darwin
00:09:43Hushley cannot lose
00:09:46Of course not
00:09:46By Darwin's team
00:09:50Guys, let's go
00:09:55Bye
00:09:55Bye
00:10:00Varabelli!
00:10:02Varabelli!
00:10:04Hey, Varabelli!
00:10:09Hello?
00:10:11Yes, ma'am
00:10:11I am Varabelli, the Ice Man
00:10:13What can we offer you?
00:10:14Yeah?
00:10:15A liter of whiskey
00:10:17And another one of cognac
00:10:18Hang on a minute
00:10:20I'll see if I have
00:10:23A liter of whiskey
00:10:25And another one of cognac
00:10:28Okay, ma'am
00:10:29I'll send it to you right away.
00:10:41Hey, Varabelli!
00:10:46Come here
00:10:49What do you want?
00:10:50Watch the door for a moment
00:10:51And don't let anyone in without the password
00:10:54What is the password?
00:10:56The password is swordfish
00:10:57Understood?
00:10:58Okay, understood
00:10:59Okay, which one is it?
00:11:00Password
00:11:00Swordfish!
00:11:01Swordfish!
00:11:02Don't worry!
00:11:03Swordfish!
00:11:03Swordfish!
00:11:04You have to see that there are people
00:11:05They drive you crazy
00:11:06This is a world of lunatics
00:11:09Who are you?
00:11:10Very well thank you
00:11:11Who are you?
00:11:12Very good too
00:11:12But it can't happen
00:11:13If you don't give me the password
00:11:15What is the password?
00:11:16Oh, no
00:11:16You have to tell me.
00:11:18Let's do one thing
00:11:19Let's see if she can guess.
00:11:22It's the name of a fish
00:11:25Isabel
00:11:25Ha ha ha!
00:11:26That's not a fish
00:11:27Oh, no
00:11:28Well, drink like you are.
00:11:30Let's see
00:11:31Sturgeon
00:11:32What does it say?
00:11:33He's crazy.
00:11:34That's one thing
00:11:34What do people wear?
00:11:35At the waist
00:11:36Okay, try it again.
00:11:38I already have it
00:11:39Trout
00:11:39Hey, I'm getting a migraine
00:11:41What do you take for migraines?
00:11:42Sometimes I take aspirin
00:11:43And others a calomel
00:11:45Now I love squid
00:11:47I didn't say squid
00:11:48And don't distract me, you haven't guessed it.
00:11:53What's wrong with him?
00:11:54Am I not speaking clearly?
00:11:55It can't happen if it doesn't say swordfish
00:11:57I'll give it another chance.
00:11:59Swordfish
00:12:00Swordfish
00:12:02I think I've got it
00:12:03It's a swordfish.
00:12:04Congratulations, you guessed it!
00:12:07I'm a genius, huh?
00:12:08Yes, sir.
00:12:09Are you
00:12:12What is it that he wants?
00:12:13I want to pass
00:12:14What is the password?
00:12:15He's not fooling me.
00:12:16Swordfish
00:12:17No, I'm tired of that one.
00:12:19I've changed it
00:12:22What is the new password?
00:12:23I forgot it on the roof
00:12:25I'm going to keep him company.
00:12:39Hey, can you give me a hand?
00:12:40I'd like to have a coffee
00:12:47Hey, here comes my buddy
00:12:51Hey, Pinky
00:12:52Do you know the password?
00:13:03Stand up
00:13:03That's no way to walk into a tavern
00:13:04It's the way out
00:13:17No, I've already forgotten about that one at the tavern.
00:13:18No, I've already forgotten about that one.
00:13:20No, I've already forgotten about that one.
00:13:27No, I've already forgotten about that one.
00:13:45Uh, what are you going to have?
00:13:49Scotch.
00:13:50Okay, let's make two.
00:13:51Go outside and say swordfish.
00:13:54I'm already in, swordfish.
00:14:25Short.
00:14:31Okay, let's get down to business.
00:14:33Well, I'm looking for two rugby players who are loose around here.
00:14:36We're always around here, but...
00:14:38That's all I wanted to know.
00:14:39I am Professor Wastad from Hustley College.
00:14:42That tells me nothing.
00:14:43To be honest, it doesn't mean anything to me either.
00:14:44I'll try it another way.
00:14:46I am Professor Hustley from Wastad College.
00:14:48Wow, it didn't last long at the other place.
00:14:51There's a slap up for grabs and you've got all the tickets.
00:14:54Let's see if I'm lucky and win a prize.
00:15:08And that's it.
00:15:22Hey, hey!
00:15:42In case I never see you again, which would prolong my life by ten years, what would you ask for to play?
00:15:46to the ruby?
00:15:47First, we would ask for a ball.
00:15:49Well, I don't know if we have a ball, but assuming we do, you'd be interested.
00:15:52Don't rush into anything, sleep on it.
00:15:54No, I'll consult the ball.
00:15:56Who's going to pay for my drinks?
00:16:00It's your turn.
00:16:02Can you cash a check for $15.22?
00:16:05Of course.
00:16:12Five, ten, fifteen and twenty-two.
00:16:16Thank you.
00:16:17When I have a check for $15.22, I will come to see you.
00:16:20Swordfish!
00:16:27Hi, Laura.
00:16:28Good morning, Mr. Waster.
00:16:30Did he arrive early?
00:16:31No, I'm telling Miss Bailey that she's arrived.
00:16:32I'll tell you myself.
00:16:34Give me the tray.
00:16:35Will you open the door for me?
00:16:44Your breakfast, madam.
00:16:46Anything else?
00:16:47Yeah.
00:16:47Put some milk in my coffee and tell me where you've been these last two days.
00:16:51I've been busy with my father talking about you.
00:16:54How many?
00:16:55Two.
00:16:56So, what did you talk about?
00:16:58He wants me to leave you.
00:17:00He says that it's your fault he doesn't study.
00:17:03You must think I'm a monster.
00:17:05Well, I find you delicious.
00:17:06You are wonderful.
00:17:08Is it a declaration of love?
00:17:09Why not?
00:17:11Here it is!
00:17:12Everyone says I love you
00:17:14The cop on the corner and the burglar too
00:17:17The preacher in the pulpit and the man in the pew
00:17:21Says I love you
00:17:26Everyone, no matter who
00:17:29The folks over 80 and the kid of two
00:17:32The captain and the sailor and the rest of the crew
00:17:36Says I love you
00:17:40There are only eight little letters in this phrase
00:17:45You'll find you'll find
00:17:48But they mean a lot more than all the other words combine
00:17:56Everywhere, the whole world through
00:17:59The king in the palace and the peasant too
00:18:03The tiger in the jungle and the monk in the zoo
00:18:07Says I love you
00:18:13The king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king
00:18:13of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the
00:18:15king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of
00:18:26the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king
00:18:27of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the
00:18:29king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of
00:18:30of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the
00:18:30king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of
00:18:31the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king
00:18:31of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the
00:19:02Thanks for watching the video.
00:19:12Thanks for watching the video.
00:19:35Come here right away!
00:19:36Don't you see this sign?
00:19:41Don't run!
00:19:48Come here right away!
00:19:52Stop!
00:19:53Kennel!
00:19:56Come here right away!
00:19:58Don't run!
00:20:01Open!
00:20:02Open this door!
00:20:05I told him to open it!
00:20:08Dogs for sale!
00:20:09Open this door!
00:20:11Open this door!
00:20:27Open this door!
00:20:30It hasn't failed!
00:20:31Sport has been neglected in favor of culture!
00:20:34Exact!
00:20:35You are absolutely right!
00:20:37So I'm right!
00:20:38Well, I don't have it!
00:20:39I said it to test them!
00:20:40Now I know what to expect!
00:20:41I'm dealing with a couple of snakes!
00:20:43It's completely the opposite!
00:20:45There's too much sport and too little culture!
00:20:47You're absolutely right!
00:20:48Oh, yes!
00:20:49Well, they're wrong again!
00:20:50If I found a snake, I would apologize!
00:20:53What would this center be without sports?
00:20:55Do we have a stadium?
00:20:56Yeah!
00:20:57Do we have a faculty?
00:20:58Yeah!
00:20:58Well, we can't do both!
00:21:00The faculty building must be demolished!
00:21:01But professor!
00:21:02Where will the students sleep?
00:21:04Where they always sleep in the classrooms!
00:21:07Professor, the dean of sciences is asking when he can see you.
00:21:10He says he's fed up with waiting out there.
00:21:13Well, tell him I'm fed up with waiting in here.
00:21:16Where were we?
00:21:16Ah, yes.
00:21:20What salary do you receive?
00:21:22Five thousand a year.
00:21:23But we never got paid.
00:21:25In that case, I only go up to eight thousand and a bonus.
00:21:28Then they come with their cousin and everyone is happy.
00:21:31But what do I say to her?
00:21:32He is not with Forme.
00:21:34Is Forme not with him?
00:21:35Well then, go and find him.
00:21:37That's serious, isn't it?
00:21:40One more thing, professor.
00:21:41It's about his son.
00:21:44He pays very little attention to his studies
00:21:46and yet he goes overboard with his attention to Connie Bailey,
00:21:49a very dangerous woman.
00:21:50So yes, huh?
00:21:51You'll see that all this will soon be over.
00:21:53Do you have the phone number?
00:21:55No no.
00:21:57Thank goodness I have it.
00:22:01Put me with you, 007, at Vido's door.
00:22:04You can leave now.
00:22:05Put this in the mailbox on the way out.
00:22:09Listen.
00:22:10I want to speak with Miss Bailey.
00:22:12Are you Bailey?
00:22:14Yeah.
00:22:16Of course I know his son.
00:22:19That's all very well, but...
00:22:21I don't understand you, professor.
00:22:24I repeat, I don't understand you, professor.
00:22:28I want to talk to you.
00:22:29Come see me right away.
00:22:30What's in bed?
00:22:32Well, I'll come to his office.
00:22:50What a way to enter.
00:22:51Don't they have a language?
00:22:53Yes, they do have it.
00:22:56This is the last time we'll bring the ice if you don't pay the bill.
00:22:59How much is owed?
00:23:00Two thousand dollars.
00:23:01Two thousand dollars' worth of ice?
00:23:03For that price I'd hire an Eskimo to make it for me.
00:23:16I propose the following.
00:23:18We'll do one thing.
00:23:19He pays us $200 and that's that.
00:23:21That's not a bad idea.
00:23:22We'll see.
00:23:23I will consult with my lawyer.
00:23:24And if he advises me to pay him, I'll hire another lawyer.
00:23:27Why do they think about money so much?
00:23:28Go to the faculty.
00:23:29Go out with pretty girls.
00:23:30Find a distraction.
00:23:32I already have a distraction.
00:23:33Last week I found one that was a redhead for only 15 dollars.
00:23:37Hey, friend.
00:23:37A little formality, huh?
00:23:38Don't be gloomy, professor.
00:23:40Barabelly.
00:23:41You have the brain of a four-year-old child who would be very calm about changing it.
00:23:44Well, since you've enrolled, here's your cap, your pennant, and your skin.
00:23:57Please report tomorrow for rugby training.
00:23:59Now sign this document.
00:24:00Listen, this paper doesn't say anything.
00:24:02I know, we'll fill it in later.
00:24:06Put your name there.
00:24:09Oh, I didn't know she could write.
00:24:11Hey, wait a minute, wait a minute.
00:24:12A witness is missing here.
00:24:13A witness must sign.
00:24:14Is a witness missing?
00:24:15Where is the witness?
00:24:16A witness.
00:24:16Find a witness.
00:24:17A witness must sign.
00:24:18A witness.
00:24:25And so, we see that the function of the respiratory system is to transmit oxygen to the blood.
00:24:32This process, which is called osmosis...
00:24:35Have they started to cut a woman in half?
00:24:38Ah, Mr. Director, it's a real pleasure.
00:24:41What can I bring you here?
00:24:42A bicycle, but I've left it out there.
00:24:44He has two empty chairs, I bring him two empty heads.
00:24:48Come in, children.
00:24:49Here they are, look how cute they are.
00:24:54Now what's needed is to entertain them.
00:24:57Please take a seat.
00:25:09Okay, now...
00:25:10Let's continue with the lesson.
00:25:11I see it getting smaller every time.
00:25:14If you wish, you can view it in slides.
00:25:16No, because it would be positively positive.
00:25:20Let's now examine the circulatory system.
00:25:23This...
00:25:24It's the liver.
00:25:25What? It's not a ham.
00:25:26I would return it if I were him.
00:25:28The liver, if neglected, invariably ends up in cirrhosis.
00:25:33You all know the symptoms of cirrhosis.
00:25:36Yes, sir. Cirrhosis is red, violet is blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
00:25:42I can't make him out, but I think I know who he is.
00:25:44To protect the heart, or cardio, Mother Nature has invented a membrane called the pericardium.
00:25:52Any questions?
00:25:53Yes, can tests be done with that membrane?
00:25:58Psychopathologically, the duodenum is inversely proportional to the coordination of the jejunum.
00:26:05This guy has more nerve than a bag of stamps. My feet are getting tired from all this walking.
00:26:09Listen, everything I've said can be verified in any anatomy textbook.
00:26:14So don't push my buttons.
00:26:16We'll get him out of his little class.
00:26:24And let this serve as a lesson to everyone.
00:26:26This university already existed when they lived and will exist when they leave.
00:26:30You hear it, you blockhead.
00:26:43Leave me alone!
00:26:49Let's follow a particle on its journey.
00:26:53Oh, sorry, I thought it was a corpuscle.
00:26:56There is a constant war between the red and white corpuscles.
00:27:00Let's see.
00:27:01What is a corpuscle?
00:27:02It's very easy.
00:27:04First capital letter, second lowercase letter, and third corpuscle.
00:27:08Very good.
00:27:09It's clear he has the mentality of a molecule.
00:27:14Now let's go up to the Alps.
00:27:16In the Alps lives a primitive people who feed on rice and old shoes.
00:27:20Beyond the Alps come more Alps, and people like to play cards.
00:27:24We now come to blood flow.
00:27:26The blood flows from the head to the feet.
00:27:28Take a look at the feet and then back to the head.
00:27:30That's called a trailing pinnacle.
00:27:33When studying basic metabolism, the first thing we do is listen to the heartbeat.
00:27:37And if your heart is beating while you're playing cards, it's probably because the other person is cheating.
00:27:43Let's look at this point as an example.
00:27:47This reminds me that I haven't seen my son all day.
00:27:49The human body takes on strange shapes.
00:27:53Here is a rather unusual organ.
00:27:56The organ will play a toccata as soon as the performance is over.
00:28:00Science reached this conclusion by examining a rat or a landlord who doesn't want to lower the rent.
00:28:04And that they discovered asparagus.
00:28:07After a more detailed examination...
00:28:10A more detailed examination is needed.
00:28:13Wow, now that's a miniskirt.
00:28:15To come here? Who is responsible for this?
00:28:17Is this portrait of him?
00:28:18I don't think so, professor. He doesn't look like me.
00:28:20Then take him out of here immediately and bring him to my bedroom.
00:28:23And now trust in the One who brought you here.
00:28:26What are you responsible for?
00:28:29When he grows up he will learn that a candle cannot be lit at both ends.
00:28:35Oops, I was wrong. Something isn't lighting up at both ends.
00:28:38I thought it was a candle.
00:28:39He deserves punishment anyway.
00:28:40Will you be staying after classes?
00:28:42But, professor, I haven't done anything.
00:28:44I know, but I'm not amused that he's staying.
00:28:48And the interruptions are over.
00:28:51According to Fonesterme, from the eminent physiologist,
00:28:55There's always a group of small payments present...
00:29:02According to Fonesterme, from the eminent physiologist,
00:29:05There is always a group of white people present who...
00:29:12According to Fon...
00:29:14According to Fonesterme...
00:29:21According to Fonesterme, from the eminent physiologist,
00:29:23There is always a group of white payments present.
00:29:33They burned my left wing.
00:29:36They've cut me off at the rear.
00:29:37But I will keep going even if it takes me all summer.
00:29:40Oh, okay!
00:29:50Hello?
00:29:52Ah, it's you, Frank
00:29:55Of course, I'd love to see you
00:29:59Okay, I'll be waiting for you.
00:30:02Up until now
00:30:05Who would you love to see?
00:30:07To Frank Wastav, the professor's son
00:30:09I didn't tell you to fall in love with him
00:30:11Just find out what you can about their team
00:30:14He told me that Huxley is sure to win
00:30:16That doesn't matter to me, all I know is that he's bet everything on Darwin
00:30:19And I don't want to take any risks.
00:30:21Before the game, I need to know Huxley's tactics.
00:30:23You have to get them no matter what.
00:30:31See you later
00:30:33See you around
00:30:51Are you still here?
00:30:53I just arrived
00:30:55What do you mean I'm still here?
00:30:58I meant, are you here yet?
00:31:01I shouldn't really be here.
00:31:03My father has scolded me for going out with you
00:31:05Don't worry about him
00:31:07He won't know you've come
00:31:10Shall we have a drink?
00:31:12Okay, I'll bring it to you.
00:31:13Please
00:31:31Are you Miss Bailey?
00:31:33One of them is Miss Bailey and it's not me
00:31:35I am Miss Bailey, who are you?
00:31:37Professor Wastav
00:31:38Who are you?
00:31:39Miss Bailey
00:31:39Ah, Miss Bailey
00:31:41I thought they were going to pull a fast one on me, huh?
00:31:44Listen, ma'am, you have to forget about my son
00:31:45Forget him?
00:31:46He can't take it away from me
00:31:47It's the only thing I have in the world
00:31:48In addition to a painting of George Washington crossing the Mississippi
00:31:51But professor...
00:31:52Everything he says will be a lie.
00:31:53He has turned it into a shadow of itself
00:31:55He's destroying it
00:31:56Yupi
00:31:57Why doesn't he do the same for me?
00:31:59Has my son told you that you have beautiful eyes?
00:32:02Well yes
00:32:03Me too, he says it to everyone
00:32:05Oh, I love sitting on his lap
00:32:07I'd be here all day if you didn't get up
00:32:11Hurry, run!
00:32:12Get out of here!
00:32:12Through that door!
00:32:21I asked him for ice!
00:32:36Who was he?
00:32:37The ice delivery man
00:32:38Oh, really?
00:32:39Don't think you're going to fool me
00:32:40That ice thing leaves me cold.
00:32:42And if I leave her cold, it's because I've lost my abilities.
00:32:45Here you go
00:32:45Ah, I finally caught you!
00:32:47And it's true that you're dating this woman.
00:32:49Oh, how embarrassing!
00:32:51That my son is capable of stealing his own father's girlfriend
00:32:53But Dad, if I...
00:32:54Enough!
00:32:54Get out of here immediately.
00:32:55I'm staying to clear things up with this traitor.
00:32:57As soon as things are clear, we'll invite you to dinner.
00:33:00On second thought, I'll go with you.
00:33:01Follow me
00:33:08A light in the window to guide the prodigal son
00:33:13Okay, where was I...?
00:33:14Ah, I was on his lap!
00:33:16Things were going well, if I remember correctly.
00:33:20Quick, run!
00:33:21Go away!
00:33:22Come on!
00:33:24And please, don't come back.
00:33:25It has more students than the university.
00:33:32Miss, you've dropped the ice
00:33:33I don't need ice.
00:33:34Me neither
00:33:41You don't like it cold, do you?
00:33:43No
00:33:43Ah, you are beautiful, I like you
00:33:46Beautiful girl!
00:33:47Look at Madonna's appearance!
00:33:48Please leave!
00:33:50With you to the end of the world
00:33:52No!
00:33:54Miss, I like
00:33:55It has something special about it that I don't know what it is
00:33:57If you think I'm going to tell you, you're in trouble.
00:34:10Professor, I don't see you
00:34:10What are you doing here?
00:34:12Now nothing, but before, of course, I did something
00:34:15Do you know the professor?
00:34:16Yes, it has given me work
00:34:17He's signed me up to play rugby
00:34:19Let's see how I can get them to get up off the sofa
00:34:22Have you read anything good lately?
00:34:37This looks like a highway
00:34:42Follow me, I have a lot of practice.
00:34:50What a busy place, huh?
00:34:51Yes, hot dogs could be sold.
00:34:53Hey, what are you doing here?
00:34:55Who, me?
00:34:56I am the music teacher
00:34:57I give her singing lessons
00:34:58How long have you been learning to sing?
00:35:00Since you came
00:35:01And what do you do?
00:35:03I'm the plumber
00:35:03I came in case the pipes break down.
00:35:05It had been 20 years since I last told this story
00:35:08Now puff out your chest and follow my pace.
00:35:23A very cozy little corner, don't you think?
00:35:34It climbs really high, huh?
00:35:36Yes, and I have a falsetto voice
00:35:38It's funny, my last student had false teeth
00:35:40Well, for the first lesson, it's probably best if I don't sing.
00:35:43And if he never sings, all the better.
00:35:45I will sing
00:35:46Everyone says I love you
00:35:49The great big mosquito when he stings you
00:35:52The fly when he gets stuck on the flight paper too
00:35:54Says I love you
00:35:57Every time the cow says ooh
00:36:00She's making the wolf be very happy too
00:36:02And the rooster when he finds cocky
00:36:04Cooly-dooly-doo
00:36:05Says I love you
00:36:10Christopher Colombo
00:36:11He writes the queen of Spain
00:36:12A very nice little note
00:36:14And he's right
00:36:16I love you, maybe
00:36:16And then he got himself a great big boat
00:36:19He's a wise guy
00:36:20What do you think Colombo should do?
00:36:22When he came here in 1492
00:36:25He says the Pocahontas
00:36:26That means you're a little son of a gun
00:36:29I love you
00:36:31It's probably best if I don't sing either.
00:36:33Yeah
00:36:34Okay, I'll play the piano
00:36:37I like good music
00:36:38And as for me, let's get out of here
00:36:40Sit down
00:36:43I have to stay
00:36:44But you can go out into the lobby.
00:36:46Until this nonsense ends
00:37:02Focus on the lobby
00:37:04No, no, no, no, no, no
00:37:05I hate ya
00:37:06You already have
00:37:28Thank you!
00:37:57Well, the first lesson is over.
00:37:59I'll come back next week and teach him how to breathe.
00:38:01Don't breathe until I return.
00:38:06If this is a singing class, then I'm a jungle monkey.
00:38:08This is a singing class, and don't involve her family.
00:38:10Marabeli.
00:38:11What do you want?
00:38:11Does it lead my way?
00:38:12Yeah.
00:38:12Well, go on your way, I'll stay here.
00:38:14Not at all, they'll both go together.
00:38:16And if I see you around here again, you'll hear from me.
00:38:18What's in store?
00:38:22If my son comes back, tell him to turn off the light in the window.
00:38:34Dad.
00:38:36Have you made a mistake with the players?
00:38:37With the whole team?
00:38:38No, with Marabeli and the dog catcher.
00:38:40They are not rugby players.
00:38:42They have to be.
00:38:43I found them in a tavern.
00:38:44But you were wrong.
00:38:45The two I told you about are going to play for Darwin.
00:38:48Look for Marabeli.
00:38:50Record everything.
00:38:50Leave no stone unturned.
00:38:52It will be under one.
00:38:57Marabeli.
00:38:59Marabeli.
00:39:01Marabeli.
00:39:13Marabeli.
00:39:16What do you want?
00:39:17What do you want?
00:39:17You can help our team win.
00:39:19That's not it.
00:39:19I want to play.
00:39:20He'll play, don't worry.
00:39:22But listen, there are two Darwin players I want you to kidnap.
00:39:24Do you have any experience as a raptor?
00:39:26Of course.
00:39:27Do you know what I do when I kidnap someone?
00:39:29First I'll call him on the phone and then I'll send my driver.
00:39:33Oh, do you have a driver?
00:39:34Yeah.
00:39:34What brand of car do you have?
00:39:35I don't have a car, I only have a driver.
00:39:38It might sound silly, but if you have a driver, it wouldn't be normal to own a car.
00:39:41I already had one, but it's too expensive to have a car and driver, so I sold the car.
00:39:47Well, you see how naive I am.
00:39:49I would have kept the car and sold it to the driver.
00:39:51That's impossible.
00:39:52The driver has to take me to work in the mornings.
00:39:54But if he doesn't have a car, how does he get to work?
00:39:57You don't have to take me to work, I'm unemployed.
00:40:00Listen, I'm going to propose something to you.
00:40:01What's up? How much do you want to be the target at a shooting gallery?
00:40:07Calm down, guys, calm down, calm down, corner.
00:40:09Let's forget what happened yesterday.
00:40:11I didn't come here to fight.
00:40:12He'll have to fight, I've already taken off my jacket.
00:40:14I just want to talk to Marabeli.
00:40:16He won't mind leaving, will he?
00:40:18I won't mind, but first I want to see the girl.
00:40:21Marabeli, I want to propose something to you.
00:40:23Be careful, Marabeli.
00:40:24He's almost as much of a scoundrel as you are.
00:40:26Let's go in here.
00:40:33Marabeli, I want you to do me a favor.
00:40:35I'm busy.
00:40:36My buddy and I have to kidnap certain players from Darwin's team.
00:40:40Oh, really?
00:40:41Could it be McCarthy and Mullen?
00:40:43He's not far off, but this is called Mullen and McCarthy.
00:40:47I'll tell you a secret.
00:40:49Those guys live at 39 Hanley Street.
00:40:52Great, thank you.
00:40:53Listen, now I want to ask you another favor.
00:40:56What favor?
00:40:57This.
00:40:59Give me your tactics and these 500 will be yours.
00:41:03Very good.
00:41:04Here are the tactics.
00:41:09Hey, wait a minute.
00:41:10These are not the tactics of Darwin; they are those of Darwin.
00:41:12Do you think I was going to give him $500 for this?
00:41:14They cost me 200.
00:41:16I need to make a profit.
00:41:37This cost me $200.
00:41:51I have projected the tower
00:41:53This cost me $200.
00:41:53I have to take out...
00:42:02It goes up to make a profit.
00:42:04Oh, yes!
00:42:05Oh, yes!
00:42:46Thank you!
00:43:16Thank you!
00:43:46Thank you!
00:44:16Thank you!
00:44:33Thank you!
00:44:56Thank you!
00:45:46Thank you!
00:45:47Thank you!
00:45:50Thank you!
00:45:50Thank you!
00:45:51Thank you!
00:45:54Thank you!
00:45:54Thank you!
00:45:55Thank you!
00:45:57Thank you!
00:45:58Thank you!
00:46:02Thank you!
00:46:05Thank you!
00:46:06Thank you!
00:46:07Thank you!
00:46:08Thank you!
00:46:09Thank you!
00:46:11Thank you!
00:46:11Thank you!
00:46:11Thank you!
00:46:12Thank you!
00:46:13Thank you!
00:46:13Thank you!
00:46:14Thank you!
00:46:14Thank you!
00:46:15Thank you!
00:46:16Thank you!
00:46:16Thank you!
00:46:17Just what he's roaring for
00:46:23Everything that ever grew
00:46:25The goose and the gander and the gosling too
00:46:30The duck upon the water when he feels that way too
00:46:37Less quack
00:46:38You have no say in this matter.
00:46:40Would you like me to get involved in duck business?
00:46:50This is the first time I've been out on a boat since I saw the American tragedy.
00:46:53You have nothing to fear, professor
00:46:56I don't know, I don't know, I wanted a flat-bottomed boat, but there weren't any to rent.
00:47:01Oh, professor, I wish I could always drift aimlessly without ever ceasing to dream.
00:47:07What a beautiful day, how pure the air is
00:47:09What? Should I throw the cigar in the air and have it fall into the lake?
00:47:12Oh, professor, what a good sense of humor you have!
00:47:15You can see it from there
00:47:16I thought it was only noticeable up close
00:47:19Ah, that's important.
00:47:26Yes, it's important.
00:47:29These are the team's tactics
00:47:31Enjoy! Luckily I have a duplicate in my pocket.
00:47:34I always duplicate everything
00:47:35This is the first time I've gone out with just one woman.
00:47:38Ah, but she usually goes out with two.
00:47:42Especially if I'm driving, I don't like leaving her alone afterwards
00:47:46Listen, professor, I've never seen a rugby tactic.
00:47:49Do you think a little woman like me would understand?
00:47:53I think a little lady like you would understand anything.
00:47:56And is the wonderful professor going to tell the little girl about the tactics of big men?
00:48:04Are you or the duck?
00:48:05Because if it's you, I'll end the excursion with the duck.
00:48:08If the little girl doesn't see the tactics
00:48:12She'll start pouting
00:48:14If the little girl keeps talking like that
00:48:16The big man is going to kick his teeth out.
00:48:21The bad man is joking.
00:48:23I'm going to approach the bad man
00:48:25And I'm going to give her lots of little kisses.
00:48:28I'd prefer a sandwich, I'm hungry
00:48:32So that was his game, huh?
00:48:34Brave liar
00:48:35See you later!
00:48:39Professor Wasta!
00:48:40Professor Wasta!
00:48:42Call me Quincy
00:48:43Later on you can call me Queen
00:48:46Throw me a life preserver
00:48:47The lifeguard, Professor Wasta!
00:48:50Please!
00:48:52Hurry up, Professor Wasta!
00:49:01Thirty-nine
00:49:02Here it is!
00:49:10Hello?
00:49:11Yes, I'm McCarthy.
00:49:15So what are they coming here with, huh?
00:49:17Calm down, Mr. Jennings
00:49:18That's on us.
00:49:20What do you think?
00:49:22Jenning says Barabelle and the dogcatcher
00:49:24They are coming here with the intention of hunting us.
00:49:25As if we were butterflies
00:49:32They're in there.
00:49:33How will we hunt them?
00:49:36This is for catching flies.
00:49:37We didn't come here to hunt flies.
00:49:39Instead, they go out to hunt rugby players.
00:49:41Did you bring the tools?
00:49:43Did you bring the shovel, the axe, and the drill?
00:49:44Where is the drill?
00:49:47No, the drill
00:49:48That's a pig.
00:49:49A little pig
00:49:50You don't understand anything.
00:49:53Come on, come on, let's get to work
00:49:55We need to kidnap these two guys
00:50:00We are looking for Mullen and McCarthy
00:50:02Present, how can we help you?
00:50:04Does he have any siblings?
00:50:06No
00:50:06And a sister?
00:50:08Yeah
00:50:09Well, his sister is a man who takes to the water.
00:50:10You will have to come with us
00:50:11Yeah?
00:50:13What happened to him?
00:50:14He's been in a car accident
00:50:16She doesn't have a car.
00:50:18Maybe he fell off his horse
00:50:20I didn't look closely
00:50:20Come on, we'll take you in the car
00:50:22They'll take us, huh?
00:50:23Well, I don't have a sister.
00:50:25It's the same, and we, car
00:50:26Come on
00:50:28Do they really think we're stupid?
00:50:32This isn't going to be easy.
00:50:37Start in turn
00:50:44They're tough, aren't they?
00:50:48Breathe
00:50:52Let's see that chest
00:50:55Let it not be said
00:50:57Further!
00:51:12They're giving you more than a mat
00:51:20Hey, Pinky
00:51:21We'll have to think of something else.
00:51:27I'm empty, buddy
00:51:28I can't think of anything
00:51:30Do you have any ideas?
00:51:32I'm sure we'll come up with something.
00:51:34Bring the rope, okay?
00:51:37Let's get them!
00:51:49Hey, guys
00:51:50We'll tell you how the match ends
00:51:54We have come to kidnap you
00:51:56And they kidnap us.
00:51:57We've done it right.
00:51:58We need to find a solution.
00:52:00I have an idea
00:52:01Do you have a rope?
00:52:04Very good, great!
00:52:06Tie her to the bed and throw her out the window
00:52:08Tie her to the bed and throw her out the window
00:52:14Hey!
00:52:16But what have you done?
00:52:17You threw her out the window
00:52:18Without tying her to the bed
00:52:20No, man
00:52:21It was to tie her to the bed
00:52:22Time for bed!
00:52:29Ah, you're silly.
00:52:30How are we going to get out of here?
00:52:31Think of something!
00:52:34Come here
00:52:35Do you want us to break our necks?
00:52:37Oh!
00:52:38Leaves!
00:52:39Calm down, Mr. Janin
00:52:41Everything is going wonderfully
00:52:43Of course!
00:52:44The game is won.
00:52:46See you later
00:52:50Well, what are they doing up there?
00:52:52Those two idiots?
00:53:09Time for bed!
00:53:28Okay, okay, our playmates
00:53:31They arrive in time for tea
00:53:33We're in a hurry, we'll take it after the game
00:53:36Come on, Pinky, let's go
00:53:38Oh no, absolutely not.
00:53:41Take off your jacket
00:53:42Come on, hurry up
00:53:44Shirt off
00:53:46Hurry up
00:53:48Now the pants
00:53:49Not at all, I'm too embarrassed.
00:54:09And now it's your turn
00:54:11Take off the jacket
00:54:16You stand there
00:54:18Come on, Ed, we'll take his clothes
00:54:25And now, my friends, we're going to play rugby.
00:54:28You are at home
00:54:31Turn on the radio if you're interested in knowing how the game is going.
00:54:37I'll send my sister to keep you company.
00:54:45It's locked.
00:55:10Gentlemen, a magnificent move
00:55:11Darwin has made a breakthrough that ends in a while and the audience gets excited
00:55:16It seems that today there will be no one who can stop Mullen and McCarthy
00:55:20There are two minutes of play remaining in the first half
00:55:22What beatings are the jazos taking?
00:55:31There they go
00:55:32McCarthy has the ball and keeps making his way forward
00:55:44Buddy, I think we've pulled off the coup
00:56:00Buddy, I think we've pulled off the coup
00:56:24Hey, Pinky!
00:56:26Come on, come on, hurry up!
00:56:28We can still play
00:56:34Go away, you raptors, you're made for it.
00:56:36Those you were supposed to kidnap arrived long before you.
00:56:39Look at the scoreboard
00:56:3912 to 0
00:56:41It is yours
00:56:42Do you know what it means if Harvey loses this game?
00:56:45It means shame, dishonor
00:56:46But all is not lost yet.
00:56:48I drag
00:56:49Let's see that fury
00:56:51No, no, no, not here
00:56:52In the match
00:56:57You're playing like you're made of butter.
00:56:59You can't even beat a girls' team that way.
00:57:02We have to win the game, do you hear me?
00:57:04Even if it means resorting to secret factual practices
00:57:05The 36
00:57:06You know which one it is, right?
00:57:08The defender gets hold of the ball
00:57:09He heads to the left
00:57:10And he makes a lateral pass to the right defender.
00:57:12Dad
00:57:12Hang on a minute
00:57:13If you can't beat that team of bitches
00:57:15Hey, Dad
00:57:16What do you want?
00:57:17This is the opposing team.
00:57:18I know, but ours didn't want to listen to me.
00:57:23Hey, listen
00:57:24Where are you going?
00:57:26That way
00:57:26Okay, let me be on the front line
00:57:34And your number?
00:57:41My son
00:57:42Go out and play like you did last time.
00:57:44I bet on the opposing team
00:58:02Ready?
00:58:03Okay, let's go
00:58:15Ladies and gentlemen, Professor Wastav is here!
00:58:17Do you have something to say, Professor Wastav?
00:58:18I'll say something if he gets up from there
00:58:19Professor Wastav is going to talk to you about the match
00:58:24It's a great game
00:58:24And I'm sorry they're not here.
00:58:26I'm sorry they're not here so I can leave.
00:58:28Last week, at this same time
00:58:29I told them that Mrs. Mascovich was expecting a happy event
00:58:32Well, Mrs. Mascovich has had twins
00:58:34Well, Mrs. Mascovich
00:58:37Thank you, professor.
00:58:39It doesn't matter
00:58:51The players are already on the field
00:58:53They align
00:58:54Husky is willing to keep fighting
00:58:56And there they go, gentlemen
00:59:15With permission
00:59:31That way they'll learn to take off their hats when they see a lady.
00:59:43Come on, Pinky
00:59:43Come on, let's go
00:59:45Hey, be careful.
00:59:46He's going to hurt himself
00:59:47Forward throw
00:59:50Tactics
00:59:51Sixteen, seventy-two
00:59:52Go ahead and run more
00:59:53Bike Pass
00:59:54Bisa Pass
00:59:55Ready or not?
00:59:56Let's go
00:59:56Hick Hick
01:00:01But, Pinky
01:00:02What are you doing here?
01:00:06Hey
01:00:07That's going to cost your team four points.
01:00:10You have to tackle the man carrying the ball.
01:00:12Don't you know?
01:00:17Idiot
01:00:19Where is the ball?
01:00:21Hey, Pinky
01:00:22You're going to burst
01:00:22Come on
01:00:23Give me that ball.
01:00:24Give it to me!
01:00:39Tactic
01:00:40Sixteen, forty-two, twenty-five and alirón
01:00:42Hick!
01:00:49Hey, give that back.
01:01:12Tantica
01:01:1389, twenty-five, seventy-eight
01:01:15Hick!
01:01:16Hick!
01:01:19Aaah!
01:01:29Come here
01:01:31Good heavens, that's all we needed
01:01:34Are there any doctors in the audience?
01:01:36Yes, I am a doctor.
01:01:37I'm glad to see you well
01:01:48Come pick me up in five minutes
01:01:55Look who's here
01:01:56Wow, what a small world!
01:02:08Why haven't I intervened in the last haircut?
01:02:10I'm fed up with long hair
01:02:11What is he doing with the cigarette in his mouth?
01:02:14Do you know of any other way to smoke it?
01:02:16Stand up
01:02:17I'm coming
01:02:19Don't look, boys.
01:02:20But I think I saw the chemistry teacher in the stands with the janitor's wife.
01:02:27Come on, smoke a joint.
01:02:30Hick!
01:02:34Tactic!
01:02:34Bounce, bounce, bounce, the ball bounces and the teacher bounces it back!
01:02:37Hick!
01:02:52Do you have it, guys?
01:02:54Yeah
01:02:54Oh!
01:02:59Hey, you!
01:03:00Give me that ball!
01:03:03Oh!
01:03:15There it goes
01:03:22Go Piqui, run champion, run
01:03:33Great, Piqui, you scored! Are you tired? Ah, you're a real slacker.
01:04:06I forgot your phone number. Would you mind giving it to me again? And the ball?
01:04:12Here it is. Drop that ball. You're disrupting the game.
01:04:22Hike!
01:04:26Tactics, one, two, three, twenty. To the left, cheerfully. Hike!
01:04:46Hike!
01:04:47Paparado, Piqui!
01:04:53Ready, Piqui!
01:04:56Tactics! Pinto, pinto, gorgorito. This is the tactic of twenty-five. Hike!
01:05:13Hey, centurion! You're going the wrong way!
01:05:43Viva!
01:05:46We have gathered in this place
01:05:48to unite this man and this woman
01:05:50with the bonds of marriage
01:05:52with all that this implies.
01:05:54Do you want this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?
01:05:57Yes I want.
01:05:59Do you want this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?
01:06:02Yes, we do!
01:06:26Viva!
01:06:46Viva!
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