00:01When people have trouble making friends, they often turn to drugs.
00:05And in most cases, it works.
00:08But sometimes, though you feel cooler and looser and a lot more interesting,
00:12the opposite is actually true and you end up lonelier and in a much worse place than when you started.
00:18But sometimes, when you're just looking for that genuine human connection, it's exactly what you need.
00:24Hi, I'm Genefieve Cream and this is Mr. Skull.
00:28And we encourage you to let your guard down and enjoy Paranormal Solutions, Inc.
00:33Sasquatch is your BC bud.
00:40Nice. I'm gonna blow that up for the office wall.
00:44Come on, guys. Look alive.
00:46We've got a long hike up that mountain if we're gonna find the spot where they film that Sasquatch video.
00:50Even if we do find the spot, we're still a serious hike from where the alleged Sasquatch was walking.
00:56No, no, no. We're so close.
00:58We're not really that close.
00:59I just don't have the right footwear.
01:02After coming all this way?
01:05After tracking the missing link and all of its potential commercial possibilities?
01:10The lucrative licensing rights on its image alone just because we're afraid of a little hike?
01:14I just don't have the traction.
01:15I can't believe you people.
01:19What are we gonna do now, huh? Go home?
01:21We can get high!
01:32Something about this just feels wrong.
01:35I know. I'm used to smoking with people I like.
01:41No, not for me.
01:43Come on, Bark. We're off the clock.
01:45We can all really use this.
01:47I'm good. I just don't smoke.
01:50What?
01:51Yeah.
01:52Is that so unbelievable?
01:53Yeah, it is.
01:55Why?
01:55Because I'm black?
01:57Is it so unbelievable to you that I don't smoke the chronic and eat my face off and take naps?
02:02Well, no. I was thinking more along the lines of the fact that you were born and raised in British
02:06Columbia.
02:08The Mecca of weed.
02:09I don't know why he gets so racial.
02:11I thought he was Indian.
02:12It's fun.
02:14You're outside. You're with your friends. It's the perfect time to try it.
02:20Alright.
02:24Cheers.
02:29Oh my god.
02:31How come you never told me how awesome this is?
02:36Guys.
02:38Guys.
02:39We're friends.
02:40Like, we're real friends.
02:47I can't breathe.
02:50I'm not breathing.
02:54How do you remember how to breathe?
02:56Do I always remember how to breathe?
02:58Can I forget how to breathe?
02:59Relax.
03:00You're still breathing.
03:02Just go with it.
03:03But do I look okay?
03:05Like, you tell me if I look not okay, right?
03:07Like, if you were really worried about me, you'd tell me, right?
03:09Yeah.
03:10You're good.
03:11I'm good.
03:13I'm good. I'm good.
03:17I have to pee.
03:19Oh, I have to pee.
03:20I have to pee.
03:23Darren.
03:26Take these.
03:28Come on.
03:29You'll see.
03:34You'll see.
03:36You'll see.
03:40Should someone go with him?
03:42I think we could all use the break.
03:43I like pee in our trees.
03:51Yeah!
03:56Ooh.
04:04Guys?
04:09Guys?
04:13Okay, come on, guys. This isn't funny.
04:22Guys?
04:24I'm scared.
04:26Okay, I'm really scared.
04:28Like, for real.
04:32Guys?
04:33Guys?
04:37Okay, I'm frightened.
04:39I'm frightened.
04:41I'm freaking out, okay?
04:44What was that?
04:49What was that?
04:51No.
04:53No!
04:53No!
04:53No!
04:54No!
05:08Oh, God!
05:15No.
05:18Please, please.
05:19Please.
05:31I don't want to die here. I don't want to die alone.
05:38Who's there?
05:41Who's there?
05:44Hello?
05:47Hello?
05:52No.
05:53No.
05:54No.
05:54Ah!
05:55Ah!
06:11There's no sign of Mark anywhere.
06:13Oh, you're kidding.
06:15You think that's his real name?
06:17What?
06:17Mark sounds fake.
06:21I mean, who would name their kid that, right?
06:23What are you talking about?
06:26Mark.
06:28They're totally fake.
06:30What is wrong with you?
06:32Are you suggesting that we go look for him or something?
06:37That loser ruins everything.
06:39We were having such a good game of rock fucking.
06:41All right.
06:44Ah!
06:45Ponies don't wear pants!
06:56Oh!
07:01Oh!
07:01Oh!
07:09Oh!
07:11Oh!
07:14Oh!
07:15Oh!
07:15Oh!
07:15Oh, that's okay.
07:27Do you think it's broken?
07:44I'm going to take Olivia back home before our parents start to worry.
07:47Yeah, I get that, but why do I have to stay?
07:49In case Mark comes back.
07:51What, you want to just leave him out here?
07:53Sarah, be reasonable.
07:56He's pushing like 50, and he's a kind soul.
08:00Sadly, he's probably dead.
08:01Well, you better hope not, since we're already suspected murderers.
08:05Well, technically we are murderers.
08:08Wait, you're going too?
08:11Well, yeah, you got Madonna, so there's no sense in all of us sleeping on the ground.
08:17We'll be back in the morning with a search party.
08:20Thanks.
08:25Just so you know, in case you get horny, I'm always good to go for revenge sex.
08:32Sarah would get so jealous.
08:38Jealous.
08:48Let's test it out.
09:00I haven't eaten in hours.
09:02I haven't eaten in hours.
09:31No.
09:32No.
09:45Yeah, this is great.
09:58Friend.
09:59Friend.
10:01Friend.
10:03Friend.
10:05Friend.
10:06Friend.
10:10Friend.
10:11Friend.
10:11Friend.
10:15Friend.
10:16Friend.
10:17Friend.
10:18Friend.
10:19Friend.
10:20Friend.
10:22Friend.
10:50Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
10:59Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
11:10We're done.
11:11What are you doing?
11:12Get off.
11:16This is your search team.
11:18Yeah, it turns out Mark has no friends.
11:22Dax can do anything with two hands and a plan.
11:24And a van.
11:26And a Chang.
11:29It's an SUV, not a van.
11:46Look, okay, I don't blame them.
11:48I don't.
11:50I just, I never feel like they treat me
11:53like an equal on the team.
11:56I know I'm a volunteer,
11:57but that should count for something, shouldn't it?
12:01Zack.
12:06It's nice.
12:11Here, I made this for you.
12:23No, here, I made it for you.
12:27Coco, Coco, Coco.
12:39Look.
12:42Coco, that's it, Coco.
12:47Mark, Mark, Mark.
12:51You out here, buddy?
12:53Marco.
12:54Polo.
12:56Oh.
13:10It's still pretty tender.
13:30Mark.
13:33Mark.
13:34I told you, he's probably dead.
13:40I don't want to go.
13:42Oh.
13:47Oh.
13:50What?
13:51I want to stay here with you.
13:53Oh.
13:56What?
13:57Oh.
14:12I thought we were friends.
14:30I hate you.
14:32I hate you!
14:36Oh.
14:45Mark!
14:46Mark!
14:47Mark!
14:48Mark!
14:50Mark!
14:51Mark!
14:51Shhh!
14:52Mark!
14:53Shhh!
14:53Do you hear that?
14:54Yeah.
14:56Yeah, it sounds like crying.
14:59It's coming from over there.
15:02Mark!
15:02Mark!
15:15I'm surprised he's not dead.
15:21I'm telling you guys, I have proof!
15:28Alright, in the future, Mark, just say no to drugs.
15:35It was on Selfie!
15:37I love you.
15:40True, true.ura—uro—uro—avored
15:42.uro—
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