00:01Hi, I'm Genevieve Cream.
00:04Who's Genevieve Cream? You're Genevieve Cream.
00:06Genevieve Cream. Genevieve Cream.
00:08Hi, I'm Genevieve Cream.
00:12Master actors are said to let the characters speak through them.
00:16When actor Kate Winslet was asked about her Oscar-winning performance as Hannah Schmitz in The Reader,
00:22she was quoted as saying that letting the character go was extremely difficult and took up to several months,
00:28likening it to having survived a serious car accident.
00:32So why do demons get such a bad rap?
00:36When feared demon Gilbereth spoke through Jenny Miller earlier this year saying
00:43Jenny Miller was a lot less appreciative and couldn't wait to get him out of her.
00:49Chew on that as we watch Paranormal Solutions, Inc. next instalment, Exorcism.
00:59Sarah? Sarah, wake up! Wake up! We gotta get out of here!
01:05No.
01:07No!
01:18Why are you up so early?
01:20I don't know, sometimes when I'm out here by myself looking at the rest of the world,
01:25makes me think about how there's something bigger than us out there.
01:28Sarah, you don't actually believe in God, do you?
01:31You know, for someone who wants to have a successful business in the paranormal, you're a real cynic.
01:36Okay, you don't have to believe in what you're doing to be successful.
01:39You just have to be good at convincing people to give you money, like politicians.
01:42Wow, Jared, see that's why you...
01:44Okay, never mind all that.
01:46We have a case, and they are asking for you specifically.
01:51So come on, let's go.
01:52I don't know why you insisted on dragging the whole team into this.
01:56The Wooverfels are family friends, and they're old.
01:59It's important that they feel like we're taking them seriously.
02:01It's just that old people freak out about cold weather, and they're cheap,
02:05and besides, we have other things to do.
02:07Also, I prefer to not be alone with you.
02:09Look, we'll just make this a quick check-in, and then you can go back to watching The Walking Dead,
02:14yet another thrilling episode where somebody decides to venture out on their own.
02:17Oh, that's not true.
02:20A lot more happens.
02:22Oh, Sarah, thank you for coming at such short notice.
02:26Mrs. Wooverfeld has been under the weather for more than a week, and she's refusing to speak to the doctor.
02:32That's not a problem, Mr. Wooverfeld. We're happy to help.
02:35Do come in. I'll prepare some tea and cookies.
02:39Guys, guys, okay.
02:41I think you're so lonely, you can all go home.
02:45Yeah, well, he mentioned cookies.
02:47Yeah, I could really go for some cookies.
02:50I love cookies.
02:51I need the co-op hours.
02:54Mrs. Wooverfeld may not be at her most presentable.
02:58She's not going to be naked, is she?
03:00I would love to view her in a natural form.
03:02Yeah, but I have a weak stomach.
03:06Sweetheart.
03:07Good, you're out of bed.
03:30I command you to leave Mrs. Wooverfeld's body!
03:36And who are you?
03:37I'm your worst nightmare!
03:40Go!
03:41Go!
03:42Go!
03:43Go!
03:46What are you doing to our microwave?
03:49Exit strategy.
03:50In case we don't make it, we contain the problem.
03:54Kaboom.
03:55She's kidding.
03:56You're kidding?
03:58Ka...
03:59Boom.
04:00Well, guys, it's confirmed.
04:03Mrs. Wooverfeld's in the middle of a full-blown demon possession.
04:06How can you be sure?
04:07I just got off the phone with my Zia Maria.
04:09She's a level three occult specialist and licensed exorcist.
04:12Is she coming?
04:13She's in the middle of a curse removal.
04:15But she did send the seven identifiers of possession
04:17and had a deal with them handbook as a PDF.
04:20Possession handbook?
04:21It's the Bible for occult specialists other than the Bible.
04:24I knew I should have called Father McBride.
04:27No, Mr. Wooverfeld.
04:28You called the right team.
04:30We will bring your wife back.
04:33I need to lie down.
04:35I'll help you to the couch.
04:38We are never bringing his wife back.
04:41How quickly can you build that bomb?
04:43Hey, hey, hey!
04:44Mr. Wooverfeld is a family friend.
04:46We are gonna help him.
04:47We are not blowing his house up.
04:48So stop building the bomb.
04:50Go find Darren.
04:56Did your aunt give you-
04:58Did your Zia give you an ETA?
05:01Well, actually she's not coming because I know that Jared won't pay her.
05:06What?
05:07You're cheap.
05:08I'm not cheap.
05:09Old people are cheap.
05:11That's why I didn't want to come here in the first place.
05:13You bought Sir's wedding ring at a pawn shop for 80 bucks.
05:16What?
05:16Really?
05:17No.
05:17Yes.
05:18It was the history behind it.
05:20What do you care?
05:21We're divorced.
05:21You asked for the ring back.
05:23Well, you never gave it back.
05:27Okay, is your Zia gonna come or not?
05:29It's up to you.
05:31Alright, you can offer her 25-
05:3650% of whatever it is we're gonna make here today.
05:39I'll make the call.
05:43In the meantime, we should prepare to do this exorcism ourselves.
05:46Okay.
05:47She said it was from the Titanic, so.
05:52It's time to stop puking.
05:55I can't.
05:56It's kind of my thing.
05:59Call yourself a man?
06:02Olivia, I know you're a freshman, but you're scaring me.
06:07Ow!
06:09Why did you do that?
06:11Are you going to stop puking?
06:14Ow!
06:16Olivia!
06:16Ow!
06:18This can end whenever you want it to.
06:20I want it to end now-
06:21Ow!
06:22Now is when I-
06:23Ow!
06:23And please stop hitting me!
06:24Ow!
06:25Why are you doing this to me?
06:27Ow!
06:28Please!
06:32Wait.
06:34Alright.
06:35Once we get in there, I will engage the demon.
06:37Jared, you will try and lure Mrs. Wilberfeld back into consciousness
06:40using the special item that Mr. Wilberfeld gave you.
06:42This is hideous.
06:43Madonna.
06:44Uh, say the word and I let the incense burn.
06:47There you are.
06:49Are you okay?
06:50Oh.
06:50I'm good.
06:52I'm ready.
06:53I'm a man.
06:56In time, grasshopper.
06:58In time.
06:59Okay.
07:00I will recite the Bible passage suggested in the handbook.
07:03Mark, try not to piss yourself while you document this.
07:06Too late.
07:08Way too late.
07:09Alright, we'll have to make do without the holy water.
07:11I-I've got holy water.
07:12I, uh, asked God to bless it while I was praying to him to stop puking.
07:16And for Olivia to stop hitting me.
07:18Did you scoop that from your puke toilet?
07:21Yeah.
07:21It's tight.
07:24Your puke water?
07:24It's not gonna work.
07:26Well, I thought you believed in God.
07:27Can we do this?
07:29Yes.
07:30Alright.
07:30Alright.
07:35Mrs. Wooverfelt?
07:36It's me, Sarah.
07:38You know me.
07:41Servant of Satan, I command you to release Mrs. Wooverfelt.
07:45Okay, now I'm scared.
07:46Don't be.
07:47I'm holding a Bible.
07:48Yeah, well I'm not.
07:49She's probably hiding under the bed.
07:50That's where all demons hide.
07:52Oh, you're speaking as an occult specialist now?
07:54I'm speaking as a seven-eighths Italian Catholic, Mark.
07:57I'm an expert at guilt and demon hiding places.
08:01I told you.
08:04I command you to let Mrs. Wooverfelt go.
08:10Come back to us, Mrs. Wooverfelt.
08:12Come back to us and take back your hideous anniversary wedding dish.
08:21You are mine now.
08:23Everybody close your mouths.
08:25No one leaves.
08:28Did she say no one lives?
08:29No one leaves.
08:30That's a little better.
08:35He's on his Bible.
08:38Bad choice in reading.
08:40Way too long.
08:43Take me.
08:44Take me, Gina.
08:46Extra Mrs. Wooverfelt's body and answer me.
08:48Answer me.
08:49Anyone else finding this a little hot?
08:52Ah.
08:52Madonna!
08:53Where's the package?
08:55Do not have sexual relations with your neighbor's wife and defile yourself with her.
08:59No one's the best!
09:01Stop her!
09:01Do not have sexual relations with your neighbor and defile yourself with her!
09:20Sex!
09:34Sex!
09:35Sex!
09:36Sex!
09:36Sex!
09:36Sex!
09:42Oh, no.
09:44Sarah?
09:45Sarah, wake up.
09:47Wake up!
09:48We gotta get out of here!
09:51No.
09:52No!
09:55No!
10:00No!
10:01No!
10:02No!
10:03No!
10:04No!
10:04No!
10:05No!
10:05No!
10:07No!
10:07It's not a Belgian.
10:07Don't listen to them, Mark.
10:09It's just a demon talking.
10:10Although it does look really good on the Flyers type of black people.
10:12Shut up!
10:13You unwanted Portland Pig.
10:15Everyone in your entire family has been abducted by aliens except you.
10:19No one loves you!
10:20Including aliens!
10:22What?
10:23Demons believe in aliens, too?
10:24Yes!
10:25Come on, guys.
10:26Say it with me.
10:26Do not expect your neighbor as a...
10:28And you...
10:28You dress bad.
10:30You occult bad.
10:31And no one believes that you're 1-8th First Nation.
10:34I am.
10:35Show us your status card.
10:37It's in my other bra.
10:39Your status card!
10:40Jared, come back to us.
10:47I kept the ring this whole time.
10:50Because I still love you.
10:53That's right, you hear me, Jared.
10:56Kick that demon out of your body and marry me again.
10:59I have the ring right here.
11:05The power of Christ compels you, motherfucker!
11:14Sia Maria, you saved me.
11:17Easiest 3 G's I ever made.
11:20But the...
11:20We're adults are only paying 1,500.
11:23Minus damages.
11:24Minus damages.
11:27Like I said, easiest 3 grand I ever made.
11:30I take cash, ass, or grass.
11:32Prefer cash or ass.
11:35That's not my ass.
11:39See you next time.
11:42This is what we found.
11:45Are you alright, my love?
11:47I don't know. I have such a headache.
11:51You still love me.
11:54You're welcome.
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