00:00You can't always get what you want.
00:03You can't always get what you want.
00:06But if you try sometimes,
00:08you just may find that you get what you need.
00:12Or maybe,
00:14if you're horribly unlucky,
00:16you get neither.
00:18And your life is a terrible disappointment.
00:22Hi.
00:24I'm Genevieve Cream.
00:26And this is Paranormal Solutions, Inc.
00:30Not all abductions are the good kind.
00:40Please.
00:41Do it.
00:43I've been waiting my whole life for this.
00:46I'm ready.
00:47Do it.
00:49Do it, Timmy.
00:51Do it.
00:54Sleep here again?
00:55No, no.
00:55No, I did not.
00:56Oh, it sure smells like you did.
01:00Paranormal is having exotic alien porn dreams
01:05that never reach climax again.
01:07What?
01:08That's not funny, Jared.
01:10You guys, this is our office space.
01:14We are trying to be professionals.
01:15Well, I am trying to be abducted.
01:19I want to be special.
01:20And it's not fair
01:22that I'm the only one in my family
01:24that aliens have decided not to take interest in.
01:27They could learn lots from me.
01:29What could they learn, Darren?
01:39What is wrong with you people?
01:42I'm not sure I understand the question.
01:46How did I get here?
01:48You signed the lease for the...
01:50Oh, Jared, just shut up.
02:00Darren, you don't have to do this.
02:02Yes, I do, Sarah.
02:04You know there's probing involved, right?
02:06I've done my research.
02:08I know what abductions entail.
02:10And I'm not afraid.
02:13Ow!
02:15Don't do that!
02:16Don't use the door.
02:17That's illogical.
02:18How about don't stand in front of the door?
02:21Forget it.
02:24You guys don't get me.
02:27Goodbye.
02:32What's with him?
02:34He's off to get abducted.
02:43Oh, look at this idiot.
02:52We got him right where we want him.
02:55That may be, but are we sure we want to do this?
02:58They were helpful in busting that rub and tug.
03:01They're murderers, Crystal.
03:03All right, we gotta get these psychos off the street
03:04before they do more harm.
03:07But how do we know the farmer,
03:08the Nicaraguan illegal farmhand,
03:10the puma tracker, and the campers are connected?
03:13We don't.
03:16But I have a hunch.
03:18And when I have a hunch, I'm always right.
03:21He's born with a badge and a gun.
03:42He's born with a woman.
03:42He's born with a man,
03:42and he's buried in the dead in the dead.
03:42What the hellÙ‡?
03:44Um...
04:06Nice.
04:07My dream blade did's missing,
04:09and I think Darren took it.
04:10How do you know?
04:10because I saw him with it then go get it I can't he went camping how do you know
04:16because he had a tent don't do that let's go I finally have a case that will
04:22complete my practicum requirement well does it pay well who cares like it when
04:29you're rough you guys just gonna sit there you can help me find my blanket
04:32okay aliens I'm ready
04:44some artists were murdered out here on a painting retreat I'm getting a strong
04:49reading thanks again Sarah you're teaching me how to become a medium it's
04:54not a problem Madonna it's nice to have someone to share the experience with I'm
05:01a natural sorry I've already made contact with Biggie oh okay
05:08hey Sarah geez what's the sour face what you did was
05:14unforgivable it was me or him well you pushed him into a zombie I know what I
05:19did what's cowardly yeah well this carrot at least has two hand arms that is not
05:26funny not trying to be
05:29come on seriously after me who are you talking to
05:38Tupac we're really good friends I got something look at this it appears to be
05:44telling us to go this way anybody could have made that marking and it's a circle
05:49which is like every direction oh yeah what is that this is going to get me a
05:56passing grade for my practicum it reads ethereal extra-dimensional energy
05:59outputs and a measurement of 6.8 means we've got some serious afterlife
06:04rematerializing happening right here this invention also means I never have to see
06:08you people again follow me please do it I'm ready for it to happen what whatever you need to
06:27I'm ready if that's not an open invitation I don't know what is who are you I'm Gary I'm Barry
06:39you're not aliens are you no and you ain't party but we ain't judging mmm you're gonna be soft but
06:54we're numb oh no please don't do this I'll do anything you want but you said that you are out
07:02here wanting to be abducted by aliens that that is true well consider yourself abducted what
07:20abducted so we're here to help you with your little dream that last marking on the tree indicated
07:28some sort of a clearing yeah yeah yeah we get it Olivia you're so smart and have a bright future
07:36what is with him he's still in love with Sarah even though Sarah's made it clear that she doesn't
07:41love him anymore and he chopped off her boyfriend's arm hey you hear that you're talking about slick
07:50sexy beats with a hook you can't stop dropping then yeah it sounds like it's coming from over there I
07:58love you what I was talking to Tupac chill Sarah come on I heard it too guys
08:11follow me guys
08:22come on
08:28hey this is private property what the heck is going on help me
08:33Darren
08:34Darren
08:35Darren
08:35hey
08:35oh
08:45yeah
08:48yeah
08:49yeah
08:50yeah
08:53yeah
08:54yeah
08:56Get me out of me!
09:07Are you okay, buddy?
09:11I thought that was your way out.
09:13Don't remind me.
09:18Did you guys hear that?
09:20Yes.
09:21So it's not Tupac?
09:23No!
09:30Look at that!
09:33Come on!
09:35Get back!
09:36Get back!
09:37Yes!
09:39Please!
09:40This is property!
09:43I'm ready!
09:45I'm yours!
09:47What the...?
09:52Gary!
09:53Gary!
09:55No!
09:56No!
09:57They're rapists!
09:58I've got so much more to offer!
10:09Yes!
10:10Yes!
10:12I'm ready!
10:14You can do whatever you want to me!
10:19I love you guys!
10:30No!
10:32No!
10:33No!
10:36It's not...
10:37fair!
10:41No!
10:44It's okay.
10:45It's okay.
10:47It's okay.
10:47Darren.
10:47Darren.
10:48It's okay.
10:48It's okay.
10:49It's okay.
10:54Found him!
10:57Come on.
10:58I'll get it.
10:59Nice of you.
11:00I love you.
11:01Love you.
11:02Darren.
11:02It's probably for the best.
11:04What?
11:14In you go, braces!
11:17BB AAA!
11:19Paranormal's here to stay!
11:20BB AAA!
11:22Paranormal's here to stay!
11:24BB AAA!
11:26Paranormal's here to stay!
11:27BB AAA!
11:29Paranormal's here to stay!
11:29Paranormal's here to stay!
11:30BB AAA!
11:31What do you have to say with the allegations against you?
11:33Well, well!
11:35Nice of you all to show up.
11:36I think I'll let Detective Snyder do the honors.
11:42You're under arrest.
11:44For what?
11:45For water.
11:46All of your DNAs were found at several murder scenes.
11:50Your DNAs were everywhere.
11:53Everywhere!
11:54Well, I thought I was gonna...
11:55Too slow.
11:56All of ours?
11:57All of yours.
12:00Except the Asian one.
12:01Okay.
12:02All right, let's do this.
12:03You have a right to remain silent.
12:05Anything you say can or will be used against you in a court of law.
12:08Crystal.
12:09I'm sorry.
12:10Turn around.
12:11Let's go.
12:12Olivia!
12:13One can only...
12:14Your only hope!
12:15B-B-Triple-A!
12:17Paranormal's here to stay!
12:18B-B-Triple-A!
12:20Paranormal's here to stay!
12:22B-B-Triple-A!
12:24Paranormal's here to stay!
12:25Olivia!
12:25B-B-Triple-A!
12:27Paranormal's here to stay!
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