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RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars Season 11 Episode 3
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00:00That quickly, it will also break that quickly.
00:03Dawn, this is exquisite.
00:07Akyria, I love every bit of it.
00:09The silhouette to me is incredible.
00:12Dawn, Akyria,
00:17Condragulations, you're the top two all-stars of the week.
00:20And you each earn two points.
00:24Ladies, this is your chance to impress me,
00:27win $10,000, and a coveted extra point.
00:33Akyria, C. Davenport, Condragulations, you're a winner, baby.
00:38The bottom four queens will now receive one point each.
00:43But you must give it away to the all-star you believe
00:47is the most valuable queen of the week.
00:50At the end of this bracket,
00:52only the two queens with the most points
00:55will move on to the semifinals.
01:01Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:06What a way to end week two.
01:08I just want to lose things.
01:09And 10K.
01:10I feel so good right now.
01:12Congrats to y'all.
01:14Oh, my God.
01:15Congrats, Dawn.
01:16Congrats, Akyria.
01:18How do you feel?
01:19It's just like I'm a part of the game now.
01:21Like, that's honestly the best feeling.
01:23Being tied for the lead after winning two challenges
01:25is just a constant reminder
01:28that I can't win a goddamn lip sync.
01:30However, my boyfriend told me
01:32if I make it into the semifinal,
01:34I can get a cat.
01:35Meow.
01:35So we're one step closer to the cat.
01:38Well, now that the second challenge is done,
01:42has anybody changed their minds
01:44about how the points will be divvied out.
01:46I have jumped from first place to third place,
01:49and my bestie won the lip sync.
01:52So fingers crossed that someone's feeling generous
01:55when they are giving their points away.
01:57I highly doubt it
01:58because I was first place last week,
01:59and I don't think the girls
02:00are going to throw a bitch a bone.
02:02I'm looking at the scoreboard,
02:04and I'm like,
02:05okay, Mystique and Morphine,
02:07I want to, like,
02:07at least help one of y'all.
02:09This is the make or break it.
02:10If Lucky doesn't give me her point now,
02:13oh, something's about to happen
02:14that I can't see on national television.
02:17I would like to give a point
02:19to Morphine.
02:20Oh, sister.
02:21Can we finally be done
02:22with this wretched drama?
02:25Now you have to go and retract
02:26everything you said
02:27in your professions about that lady.
02:29Everything I said about Lucky,
02:30I take back.
02:31Sister!
02:34I still hate her.
02:35So now I have two points.
02:39Give your point to me.
02:40Oh, hell no, bitch!
02:42So Dawn and I have an alliance,
02:44but if I give her a point
02:45that's going to send her off
02:46a little too high,
02:48it would be really hard to catch up.
02:52I might give Lucky my point,
02:54but I might give it to Morden
02:55just because I want to be a cunt.
03:00Here, sister, I'll give you my point.
03:01Because I feel so bad.
03:02Lo and behold,
03:04Ms. Morphine Love,
03:05Dionne III, Cha-Cha Brown.
03:07I appreciate that, sister.
03:09All is perfect
03:10in the world of Miami, Florida.
03:13Who would you like to give
03:14your point to, Morgan?
03:16No one, really.
03:17Who are you going to?
03:18Um, I'm going to give
03:19my point to Akira.
03:21Oh, shit.
03:23Oh, my God.
03:24Wow.
03:27Okay, we're giving points
03:30to people in the top now.
03:31Oh, thank you.
03:32You helped everyone.
03:34Like, bitch.
03:34Am I on punk
03:35or am I on drag, right?
03:36Thank you so much, sister.
03:38Yeah, you deserve it.
03:39I know I pushed you way up above,
03:40but that's the way
03:41the cookie crumbles.
03:42You are the one
03:43that deserves that the most.
03:44I'm giving my point
03:45to the queen
03:45that I think is the MVQ
03:47and the most valuable queen
03:49this week
03:49with helping every other bitch
03:51in the room
03:51is Akira.
03:53Hey, Akira.
03:54When you can get a chance,
03:55can you show me
03:55how to put the shirts together?
03:56Akira,
03:57should it stretch this way
03:58or this way?
03:59This is what you should do, baby.
04:01It could bite me in the ass,
04:02but it is the honorable thing to do.
04:04Hey, Akira.
04:05You might as well
04:06stay right there.
04:08Because, Akira,
04:09without you,
04:10I wouldn't have it after.
04:13Girl, gag-a-rooney.
04:15Another queen.
04:18No.
04:19Let's go.
04:20Yes, you are amazing.
04:22Whenever you was working,
04:23you stopped to help a bitch
04:24that said, help me.
04:25Here you go.
04:25Thank you, sister.
04:26You're welcome.
04:27I gotta get myself together.
04:29This night keep getting better,
04:31everybody.
04:32Do I get a man next?
04:34I'm definitely thankful.
04:36Congrats, T-Va.
04:37Thank God it was only two.
04:39So now you're in the lead,
04:40Yeah, girl.
04:42Congratulations to all of our ladies.
04:43Did we get out of drag?
04:44I can't wait.
04:45Thank God.
04:45All right.
04:46What the fuck?
04:47I'm very shocked
04:48at how that ceremony went.
04:50If I don't win next week,
04:51is anyone going to give me a point?
04:53Well, you'll see somebody
04:54said she was going to give it to you.
04:56But I won two challenges.
04:57Why would she give me a point?
04:58To keep you at the top.
04:59Well, that's what Morgan did.
05:01Damn, not you instigating this to you.
05:02No, I'm not instigating.
05:04I'm being real.
05:05I haven't gotten any MVQ points
05:08from anybody.
05:09And this week shows
05:10how important they are.
05:12I'm just going to see next week now.
05:14Oh, that's changed everything.
05:15What the fuck is going to happen?
05:15This changed everything.
05:16There's one more week
05:17left in this bracket.
05:18One more chance to get points.
05:20And I think if anyone
05:22is going into next week
05:22comfortable,
05:23then they got another thing
05:24fucking coming.
05:24It's going to be interesting
05:25to see where loyalties lie
05:27next week.
05:29The egg of it all.
05:31More to come.
05:34The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race
05:35All-Stars will snatch
05:37an official makeup collaboration
05:39with Anastasia Beverly Hills Cosmetics,
05:42a coveted spot
05:43in the Drag Race Hall of Fame,
05:44and a cash prize of $200,000
05:47with our extra special guest judge,
05:50Christina Ricci.
05:52RuPaul's Drag Race
05:53is the best drag we win.
05:55The drag we win.
06:01Another week in paradise.
06:03My rich auntie.
06:04I'm here for the will reading.
06:06Okay.
06:06Well, this is the final week,
06:09and you know,
06:09I am sporting a big,
06:11whopping one point.
06:14So I see the girls have purses.
06:17Yes.
06:17But ours has stuff in
06:18and yours had air.
06:19Oh.
06:20What's in your purse, Miss D?
06:21I have something that I always need.
06:22Super glue.
06:24Oh, she's a real drag queen.
06:25Oh, me.
06:26It's a mascara.
06:27And pieces of paper.
06:29Wait, so no little strawberry candy?
06:31Girl, no.
06:33Your auntie is always properly prepared,
06:36and there's still a slight chance
06:38that I can come to the semifinals
06:40if I win the challenge,
06:41win the listing,
06:42and get everybody's points.
06:44So it's time to get shit done.
06:46Mystique and Morgan
06:46actually changed the game last week.
06:48But the thing is,
06:49the reason why he was rewarded
06:51is because of what you did.
06:53Now, me personally,
06:55I'm very, very disappointed
06:56and lucky
06:57and also morphing
06:59because you stopped
07:00what you was doing
07:01to help them,
07:02and they did not give you anything back
07:04except be like,
07:05hey, you did a good job.
07:08Disappointed is a strong word.
07:09Yeah, disappointed is a little crazy.
07:11Like, Akeria helping people
07:12obviously benefited her,
07:13but I don't think that means
07:14she was entitled to anybody's points.
07:16I mean, it's the game
07:17at the end of the day,
07:18you know what I mean, girl?
07:18Yes.
07:19Girl, no shade,
07:20but Mystique needs to relax.
07:22Bitch, I choreographed the whole number
07:23on week one,
07:24and she didn't give me a point.
07:26Okay, thank you, auntie,
07:27for the hard candy.
07:29My personal thought process is like,
07:30if I could at least lift someone up,
07:33why not?
07:33You know what I mean?
07:34So that means this week,
07:35since I'm at one,
07:37if you're not at the top,
07:38I'm going to get your pity point
07:39to lift me up.
07:40Yes or no, no, no, no, no,
07:41yes or no,
07:41because we're going by
07:42what you're talking about now.
07:43It also depends on, like,
07:45the vibe.
07:46On season two,
07:47when Mystique was insecure,
07:48a little anxious,
07:49she lashed out.
07:50I think she's falling behind,
07:52and she needs points.
07:53So she's relying on maybe lucky.
07:55They have this bond, remember,
07:58their lovely bond
07:59that they created
08:00in four hours.
08:01But I think
08:02the ship is going down.
08:05You don't have to explain
08:06who you were giving
08:07your points to and why.
08:08Yeah.
08:08That's the first thing.
08:09And you shouldn't be guilted into it.
08:11And you're allowed
08:12to change your mind,
08:13of course.
08:14You hold the power.
08:15And that's a good thing.
08:16Thank God that
08:17Miss Morgan is fighting for me.
08:19She is an angel
08:20sent from the season two
08:22gods, bitch,
08:22because this is overkill.
08:24Oh!
08:26Ooh, babe.
08:27Whoa!
08:28She's not ready to have her.
08:30Attention, little monsters.
08:33Ooh!
08:34If you want to hack it
08:35past this bracket,
08:37you've got to nail your pitch,
08:40bitch.
08:41Wait, what?
08:43You better hit it, girl.
08:45Hello, hello, hello!
08:46Hi!
08:49Good morning, all-stars.
08:51Good morning!
08:52Now, it's the final week
08:53of bracket number one,
08:55and I've been loving
08:56every minute of it.
08:58But this is your last chance
09:00to sell us on why you belong
09:02in the semifinals.
09:04So for this week's maxi challenge,
09:07you're going to shop
09:08till you drop dead.
09:10Oh!
09:11As monster presenters
09:13on the Home Spooky Network.
09:18Boom.
09:19Now, here are your assignments.
09:21Akira,
09:22you'll be a mummy.
09:25Selling the world's
09:27longest infinity wrap.
09:29Don,
09:30you'll be a werewolf.
09:32Ooh!
09:32Pitching,
09:33what else?
09:34Grooming products.
09:36Perfect.
09:37Lucky stars,
09:38you'll be a vampire.
09:40Huh?
09:41Hawking a nutritional supplement
09:43for the iron deficient.
09:45Perfect.
09:46Morgan,
09:47you'll be a ghost.
09:49Selling a line
09:51of supernatural cosmetics.
09:55Morphine,
09:56you'll be a zombie.
09:59Oh.
10:00Selling subscriptions
10:01to the meat
10:02of the month club.
10:05And Mystique,
10:06you'll be a Frankenstein monster
10:09pitching a line
10:10of dead handbags.
10:13Yeah!
10:14Working in pairs,
10:16you need to use
10:16your charisma,
10:17uniqueness nerve,
10:18and talent
10:19to hypnotize the viewers
10:21into buying
10:22whatever you're selling.
10:24Oh.
10:25Oh.
10:25What?
10:26I call it.
10:27Now, chemistry is key.
10:29So, I'll leave it up to you
10:31to pair up
10:32and create your own
10:33monster mashin.
10:36Oh,
10:36monster mashin.
10:38You smashy pants.
10:41This is the type
10:42of maxi challenge
10:43that you need
10:44to be with a bitch
10:45that you know
10:45100%.
10:46And A'Keria
10:47is that lady
10:48for me,
10:49and I am that lady
10:50for A'Keria.
10:51I'm that sister.
10:52You smashy pants.
10:54It's giving.
10:55Yeah, man.
10:56Dawn and Morphine
10:57run right into each other,
10:59of course,
10:59no surprise there.
11:00Season 16 reunion.
11:02Then I'm left
11:03with Mystique,
11:04and she's just
11:05trying to demand
11:06my point.
11:07So, we'll see
11:08how this plays out.
11:09All stars,
11:10start your engines
11:11and may the best
11:12drag queen win.
11:14Oh, and not to spook you.
11:16Oh.
11:20But before this week
11:23is over,
11:24four of you
11:25will be eliminated.
11:28Oh.
11:29Oh.
11:30Oh.
11:33Oh.
11:41Sister.
11:42Oh, is this a stopwatch?
11:44Hello.
11:45Hi, sister.
11:45Hi, sister.
11:46How's my zombie wife doing?
11:47You know,
11:48just your eating brains.
11:50Yes.
11:50Well, I do look pretty good
11:51for a dead bit.
11:52Okay.
11:53I got my coffee,
11:54and I'm ready to roll.
11:55This week for the Maxi Challenge,
11:57we're monsters selling goods
11:58for the home spooky network.
12:00We don't have
12:01as many points as the others.
12:02Uh-huh.
12:02And so this is our chance
12:04to, like, really shine.
12:06All right.
12:06Since you didn't give me a point,
12:09but do you understand
12:10why I'm, like,
12:12slightly mad
12:13that you didn't give
12:13a Gary at one?
12:15You're already at the top.
12:16You know,
12:17at the end of the day,
12:17you also have to look
12:18out for yourself a little bit.
12:19Sure.
12:19You know what I mean?
12:19Because, like,
12:20girl, imagine everybody
12:20giving a Gary at one,
12:21and I'm sitting here
12:22a freaking one.
12:23Like me?
12:23So I won?
12:25Okay, let's figure this shit out.
12:26All right, let's do it.
12:27Let's do what we gotta do.
12:28I am the Bride of Frankenstein,
12:30and I'm selling body bags.
12:32I know how to host,
12:33I know how to emcee,
12:34and I know how to sell.
12:35So I feel like I have
12:37a great chance
12:37with this challenge.
12:39So I want to be a vampire
12:41who's feeling frisky,
12:42who likes to party all night.
12:44Write it down in your book.
12:45I hope you're trying
12:45to look so good.
12:47Oh, I was like,
12:48I ain't it.
12:49I'm excited to do some improv.
12:50I have never done
12:51an acting challenge,
12:52and I just want to show
12:53my personality.
12:54I want to show how fun
12:54and crazy and wild I can be.
12:56And we got some
12:56bloody deals for you.
12:59We gotta dial it back
13:00because we need to sell.
13:03But, like,
13:03Mystique is giving no it all,
13:05auntie.
13:05I definitely do feel like
13:06I'm in the principal's office.
13:08You need to get your paper
13:08out so we can start this.
13:11Yes, yes, yes.
13:13Come on, there we go.
13:13There we go.
13:14Get your second piece
13:15of paper out.
13:16There we go.
13:18Girl.
13:18Oh, I hate this right now.
13:20I might even have
13:21two tons right here.
13:22You're doing too much
13:23already.
13:23We're gonna get into
13:24all the extra stuff later.
13:27Bitch, I'm gonna be
13:27dropping the shit on you.
13:28I'm wearing white.
13:30Don't you fuck up my white.
13:33Lucky is wild and crazy,
13:34and I don't want
13:35to lose focus.
13:36So my biggest worry
13:37in this challenge
13:38is to keep Lucky on track.
13:41Bitch, I want a snack
13:41is what I want.
13:43Bitch, I'm glad
13:44that we're partnered up together.
13:46I am too.
13:47By the way,
13:48what did you think
13:49about when I said
13:50your name?
13:51Bitch, I was floored.
13:52Like, I gagged.
13:55Akira is three points
13:56ahead of me
13:57because of me.
13:58I still stand
13:59by my decision.
14:00I just hope
14:01if she has the opportunity,
14:02she will return the favor.
14:03I know the faces
14:04were cracked, bitch.
14:06Bitch.
14:06Correct.
14:07My job now
14:08is to catch up
14:09to that ass
14:10and make sure
14:11that we are both
14:11in the top two.
14:12There's so many elements
14:13to this.
14:14So it's an improv.
14:16It's a scripted improv.
14:17It's a scripted improv.
14:18And I think with you and I,
14:19it doesn't matter
14:20what direction we go
14:21because we'll just
14:22play along
14:23and we'll follow.
14:24Yeah.
14:25But I think I'm going
14:26to do my ghost,
14:26like, old Hollywood
14:27silver screen siren.
14:29You know,
14:29Veronica Lake
14:30and Joan Collins
14:32and I love...
14:33I could be Moan Collins.
14:35Oh, that'll be sickening.
14:36Ew, that could be my name.
14:37There's a lot going on
14:38in this maxi challenge.
14:39We have to create a character.
14:41We have to sell products
14:43and banter with another queen.
14:45Comes with a set of brushes
14:47for easy applications.
14:48It's a lot.
14:49But, hey ho,
14:52challenge accepted.
14:54I actually wanted
14:55to go into marketing
14:55when I was younger
14:56until I realized
14:57I suck at selling.
14:58I'm trash at sales.
15:00I had a sales job
15:02that was door-to-door
15:02selling knives.
15:04So when they say no,
15:05you're supposed to, like,
15:05try to convince them,
15:06well, these knives
15:07are state-of-the-art
15:08stainless steel
15:08and they cut through
15:10any wood and meat.
15:12So I was like,
15:13girl, do you want them
15:14or not?
15:14Like, do you need some knives?
15:16I like that idea
15:17of the thirsty mummy
15:18looking for love.
15:19That's a good one.
15:20But if I do an old lady mummy,
15:21I want to be more like
15:21the old lady bixen,
15:23like mummy.
15:25And the mummies
15:26that the public knows the best,
15:28obviously Egyptian mummies.
15:29And you're selling a wrap.
15:31Nefertiti's bought this.
15:32Cleopatra's had this.
15:34You know,
15:34Tutankhamun, darling.
15:35Yeah, I gotta think about this.
15:36Yeah.
15:37All I know is
15:38I need this scarf
15:39to sell out.
15:41We need to win this.
15:42It's all or nothing now.
15:43Yeah.
15:44Stay stocked with
15:45fresh human meat treats
15:46delivered right to your door.
15:47I love flesh.
15:48Oh, that's so funny.
15:49Are you out with your sisters
15:50and think,
15:51damn, I want to eat that bit?
15:54Yes.
15:55I am paired up with Dawn
15:57and I am so excited
15:58because we have
15:59such good chemistry.
16:00We're besties,
16:01we're good Judys,
16:01we're glued to the hip.
16:02Because I'm a werewolf,
16:03this has to be taking place
16:05on the full moon.
16:06Yes.
16:07Okay.
16:07And I was thinking,
16:08I like that I'm a zombie,
16:10but I could be like a bimbo
16:11or something.
16:11I think you are hilarious
16:14when you're not trying.
16:15Yeah, that's what I think.
16:16You know what I mean?
16:16I'm just going to be myself.
16:17So I think you should just be yourself,
16:18so the answer is yes,
16:18you should be a bimbo.
16:20Okay.
16:21Dawn and I both have something
16:22to prove in this challenge
16:23because I sent her home
16:24on an improv challenge,
16:25but I feel like
16:27we're going to do really well
16:28this time together.
16:29This needs to be entertaining.
16:30It needs to be entertaining.
16:30Like, yes, we need to sell,
16:32but it also needs to be funny,
16:33chaotic.
16:34It's the end of the road.
16:35I mean, at this point,
16:36I'm not going to overthink it.
16:37I'm just going to have
16:37a good fucking time.
16:38Yes, because Akira
16:39had six fucking points.
16:41And I have two points.
16:44I've learned a lot
16:45after season 16
16:46when it comes to improv
16:47and comedy,
16:47and I cannot wait
16:48to showcase that.
16:51I mean,
16:51this is the last challenge
16:52of the bracket,
16:53so I need to
16:55absolutely sell
16:55these meats,
16:57and I need to give FedEx
16:58one day shipping, Mama,
16:59because I need to serve
17:00cut immediately.
17:02How's it going over there?
17:04Good.
17:04It's going good.
17:05This is going to be
17:06very, very interesting.
17:07Why?
17:08Because this is more like
17:09a working off
17:10each other type of thing.
17:12Chemistry.
17:13Yeah.
17:14Is that why y'all
17:14picked each other,
17:15because y'all feel like
17:15y'all have the best chemistry?
17:17Oh, for sure.
17:18Yeah, yeah.
17:18Do you also feel like
17:19it could be, like,
17:20a hindrance?
17:23No.
17:24Thinking, like,
17:24you could be a peer
17:25that makes you
17:26outshine
17:26their whole vital level.
17:28I'd rather have someone
17:29that matches
17:30my insane stupid energy
17:31than someone, like,
17:33below it.
17:34I think we all
17:35could probably match
17:35your level.
17:37Right.
17:37Dawn is too cocky.
17:39I think Dawn
17:40is assinguating
17:41that we're not
17:42on the same level
17:42as her,
17:43and she thinks
17:44we're below her.
17:45Anyway.
17:46But baby,
17:47everything comes down
17:48to this week.
17:48Ties could turn.
17:49I could be at the top.
17:50Never underestimate
17:51an underdog.
17:53Well, good luck, sisters.
17:54Yeah, good luck, sisters.
17:55Yeah, right?
17:56Got to get back
17:57to work.
17:58Go ahead.
18:04Taylor Lautner.
18:06I hardly know her.
18:08Oh, hello,
18:09all my spooky sisters
18:11and siblings,
18:12and welcome
18:12to the Home Spooky Network.
18:14My name is
18:15Madison Von Werewolf
18:16the Fourth,
18:17and I'm Tati.
18:18And baby,
18:19do we have some
18:20sickening products
18:20to showcase to you today?
18:22Oh!
18:24I am so excited.
18:26And it is a full moon,
18:27so you know
18:27what that means.
18:28Hey.
18:29Deals!
18:30Specials!
18:31I need you to
18:31put your pods up
18:32and grab your phone
18:33because I'll-
18:34Do I have a deal for you?
18:36This is the Buzzkill
18:38Quality Hair Clippers
18:40Grooming Kit.
18:41This is a hair trimmer.
18:43Could I possibly-
18:43Oh, yeah!
18:44Do a little exhibition?
18:45Oh, yeah, of course.
18:45I would love a little haircut.
18:46Here, here.
18:47Let me give you
18:47a little haircut here.
18:48Oh, yes, yes.
18:49Let's turn it on here.
18:49All right.
18:50I've been meaning to.
18:50All right.
18:51There we go.
18:51Oh, God.
18:52Oh, God.
18:53Goodness gracious, sister!
18:55Oh, wow.
18:55You look so fresh.
18:57Oh, my God.
18:58You're so buzzkilled.
18:59Do I have layers?
19:00Yes, a couple of them.
19:02Oh, my God.
19:02It's amazing.
19:03Yes, let me just
19:04trim up my hand here
19:04really quick.
19:05Look at that.
19:06Look at that.
19:06Look at that.
19:07And boom.
19:08Just no more fur
19:10on my hand.
19:11Oh, my.
19:11Wow.
19:11Look at that.
19:12Hold on.
19:12For the girls
19:13that really want to get clean.
19:14Look at this.
19:15This is a coconut.
19:16Darmity of my ex.
19:17Look at this.
19:18Boom.
19:19Boom.
19:19Just gets rid of all of it.
19:21Oh, my God.
19:23I mean, I've seen some balls,
19:24but never balls this big.
19:25But if you got them,
19:27you can shave them.
19:28Tati, come over here.
19:29Oh, this man over here.
19:31He is so fun.
19:32This looks just like the guy
19:33who turned me into a werewolf.
19:36And I'm not a fan of fur,
19:37so this is what I wish he looked like.
19:39I wish that he had just taken
19:40his razor to his chest
19:42and just gotten it all off.
19:44There we go.
19:45Look at this.
19:47Gentlemanly.
19:48This is fresh.
19:49However much you think
19:50this item costs,
19:52you're wrong.
19:55$69.
19:56If you're not calling,
19:58I don't know
19:59what the hell's wrong with you.
20:00Happy full moon.
20:01Woo!
20:04But, girl,
20:04have you ever been out
20:06with the girls,
20:06drinking,
20:07partying,
20:08and then you get this girl
20:09and feeling like,
20:11damn,
20:11I want to eat this bitch
20:12right in front of me.
20:13I have felt that way.
20:14I ate my best friend yesterday.
20:16Wait,
20:17I thought I was your best friend.
20:18Oh,
20:19you are now.
20:19Oh,
20:20well, look at that.
20:20That bitch is gone.
20:21Yes!
20:22Totsie.
20:23But you know what?
20:24Over here,
20:24we have Hello Flesh,
20:26a monthly subscription service
20:28that brings
20:29three
20:31guaranteed meat options
20:32so that you
20:33don't accidentally
20:34eat your best friend.
20:35Mm-hmm.
20:36So the first one
20:37we have over here,
20:38you are a dangerous girl.
20:39First option,
20:41brains.
20:42Wow.
20:43Let's get a little.
20:44Oh, brains.
20:45Eat it.
20:47Mmm.
20:48Mmm.
20:49Oh, my God.
20:50Oh, oh.
20:51Oh, Totsie,
20:52you have a little something
20:53on your lip, Totsie.
20:54Right here.
20:54Oh, oh, oh.
20:55Oh, oh, wow.
20:56Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, my God.
20:57Did you get it?
20:58I got it.
20:58Yep.
20:59I got it.
20:59Yep.
20:59The next option we have
21:01is, oh, my gosh,
21:02intestines.
21:03You put this in the microwave
21:04if you have one
21:04or nowadays air fryer.
21:06Air fryer.
21:07And last is my favorite.
21:09Oh, my God.
21:10Wow.
21:10We have 95 eyeballs.
21:12Delicious.
21:14All right,
21:15we have a caller on the line.
21:16All right.
21:16Happy full moon special.
21:18What's your name
21:18and where are you calling from?
21:19Hi, this is Edith
21:21and I'm calling from Queens.
21:23Oh, my God.
21:24Hello.
21:25I'm from New York, too.
21:26I can't hear.
21:27I had a question
21:28about the clipper.
21:29Can I use it on my coin slot?
21:31Oh, you could use it
21:32on your coin slot.
21:33I use it on my coin slot
21:34all the time.
21:35Oh, yeah.
21:36And I've got a question
21:37for the meat lady.
21:38I have to make dinner
21:39for my husband soon.
21:41Now, let's look at it
21:41about the taste.
21:42The eyeballs have such a deli-
21:43It almost tastes like popcorn
21:44with butter.
21:46Butter.
21:47Well, I just want to say
21:48I bought both products.
21:51Goodbye.
21:52Goodbye.
21:54Well, it looks like
21:55the night is ending,
21:56but the full moon special
21:57will continue.
21:59Keep hitting that line,
22:00my spooky sisters,
22:01and see you next time
22:03on the Home Spooky Network.
22:05Oh!
22:06Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
22:07This is your hand!
22:10See you next time.
22:14Ashes to ashes,
22:15dust to dust.
22:16Welcome, my party monster
22:18to the Home Spooky Network.
22:19I am Bloody Stars.
22:20And I am mysterious
22:22and I have bloody downs
22:24for you today.
22:25Ah!
22:26It's a full moon
22:27and we're feeling frisky.
22:29You're looking real succulent tonight.
22:31What's your secret?
22:32Oh, honey,
22:33I can show you better
22:33than I can tell you.
22:34Here we have eternal life,
22:36the secret to change your life.
22:39How is that going to change my life?
22:41Here we have something
22:42for those who need
22:44some low darling efficiency.
22:48See?
22:49Oh, whoa.
22:50Suck it.
22:51Suck it.
22:52Did we roofie this?
22:53I'll check.
22:55Oh, how does it taste, sister?
22:57How does it taste?
22:58My iron is all back.
22:59Thank you, girl.
23:01Wait, what is that
23:02you have there?
23:03My lovely bags?
23:04Oh, that bag is looking
23:05real nosy.
23:07It is very nosy.
23:08Like, I'm about to be nosy
23:09about your protein powder.
23:10Oh, my God.
23:11Listen, for those
23:11gym rats out there,
23:13we have a little bit of
23:15powder.
23:15Because even in the
23:16underworld, darling,
23:16we need to trade.
23:17And the trade needs
23:18to have the muscle.
23:19We even have
23:21sweet options.
23:23No, girl.
23:24Girl, I'm on a diet.
23:25I can't be eating
23:25that red velvet.
23:26Ooh.
23:28Ooh.
23:29Mm-hmm.
23:30Listen.
23:32How much is your
23:33eternal life?
23:34Is it $400?
23:35It's $69, darling.
23:37Only today.
23:38So call now
23:38because the specials
23:40are about to run out,
23:41darling.
23:41You know what, girl?
23:42I really loved it.
23:43But we're going to talk
23:45about something more
23:45bougie, like my body
23:48bags.
23:48The good old bougie
23:50body bags.
23:51Check out this nice,
23:55finely, virginal skin.
23:57It's lotion, honey.
23:58Once you open it up,
24:00so you know it is
24:02authentic, each of the
24:04bags is going to get
24:04this little piece here.
24:06Sister.
24:06Which is nothing but
24:07a death certificate.
24:08Oh, girl, what the hell?
24:09Did you die, bitch?
24:09Hey, hey, hey, hey.
24:10You ain't told me you was dead.
24:11Hey, get about our business.
24:12You know what fits
24:13in here, sister?
24:14What?
24:14Some eternal life, girl,
24:15so you can catch your life.
24:17Girl, no, ma'am.
24:18Yes, girl.
24:19We're done with
24:20that eternal life, baby.
24:21We're going to move
24:22on to our nosy bag.
24:24Now, whose weave is this?
24:25I'm getting there
24:26if you pay attention, honey.
24:28This bag, this hair,
24:30this finger belongs
24:31to the body.
24:33Miss.
24:33Acaria C. Davenport.
24:35Skinned her myself.
24:36Oh, girl, what is this?
24:37This is big and heavy.
24:39What is?
24:39Oh, girl, what is that?
24:44They do that down here.
24:45Girl, hush.
24:46That wasn't supposed
24:46to be in the bag.
24:47But I'm about to ask you
24:48this one question.
24:49Girl, what?
24:49How much would you pay
24:51for these bags?
24:52Oh, girl, listen,
24:52I will pay thousands
24:53upon thousands.
24:54This bag?
24:55How much is it tonight, sister?
24:56$69.
24:58Oh!
24:59Oh, wait, girl.
25:00Girl, hold on.
25:00The Bluetooth's working.
25:01Hello?
25:02Hi, this is Joan.
25:03I'm calling from Las Vegas.
25:05Oh, just in city.
25:06I had a question
25:07about the eternal life supplements.
25:09Yes.
25:10Is it kosher?
25:12Is it what?
25:13Is it kosher?
25:14Is it what?
25:15Is it kosher?
25:17Kosher.
25:18Kosher.
25:19Kosher with a K.
25:20A kosher.
25:21A kosher.
25:22Is it kosher?
25:23Who the hell is that?
25:24Oh, girl, oh, my Jesus.
25:26I have a question
25:27for the bougie bag lady.
25:29Now, the bag,
25:30is it circumcised?
25:31Well, the only one
25:32that is circumcised
25:34is a small bag.
25:35So if I rub it,
25:36it'll turn into a suitcase?
25:38If you rub it,
25:39it might spit on you
25:40and call you Susan.
25:41How many of these bags
25:42do you want, baby?
25:43All of them.
25:44And I want all
25:45the eternal supplements.
25:46I'm going to get my purse
25:47right now.
25:48Goodbye.
25:48Goodbye, girl.
25:49Oh, girl, hold on.
25:50The sun is rising
25:51and it's getting hot in here.
25:53We'll see you next time
25:54on the Home Spooky Network.
26:00Boo, did you miss me?
26:03My name is Moon Collins.
26:05I am Queen Nefertiti,
26:06but my friends call me Titi
26:08and we would like to welcome
26:09you all here to the home,
26:11the Spooktackler Network.
26:12Boo, have you ever been
26:14so cold that you just,
26:15oh, yeah, you look like
26:16you're a little icy bitch.
26:18Have you ever been so cold
26:19you need something
26:19just to warm you up?
26:20Oh, yes.
26:21Well, I have here the rapture.
26:23Oh, praise the Lord.
26:24It's an infinity scarf,
26:25but when I tell you,
26:26it just keeps going
26:27and going and going.
26:29It's woven by my subjects
26:31one by one.
26:32A long time ago,
26:33right before they actually came
26:34and snatched me up out of my tomb,
26:36did I tell you about a time
26:37they snatched me out of my tomb
26:38and brought me down to Louisiana?
26:40Is that where you're on tour?
26:41Oh, girl, when I tell you
26:42I've been on display nonstop.
26:45I wanted to actually demonstrate
26:47to show you a few things
26:48about how my scarf actually works.
26:49All right.
26:50Oh, boo crew.
26:52Hello there.
26:53How are you?
26:54And welcome here.
26:55So we're going to take this around.
26:57And sometimes what you have to do
26:59is you have to wrap yourself up
27:00with your man.
27:01And if your man has been
27:02a little frisky,
27:03we're going to make him a skirt.
27:04And if he has ugly feet,
27:06we can hide those too.
27:07You know, this is very,
27:08very reminiscent
27:09of the Shroud of Turin.
27:11They had the good guy
27:12all wrapped up, didn't they?
27:13If this is good enough
27:14for the Lord,
27:15this is good enough for you.
27:16And I'm sure everybody out there
27:18is just wondering in their bones
27:19how much this lovely scarf
27:21will cost you 69 gold bars per day.
27:24And of course,
27:25the Rapture wrap
27:26would go very well
27:27with the most amazing cosmetics line
27:29that you have seen never.
27:31If you want to look pretty good
27:33for a dead bitch,
27:34Glowst is for you.
27:36Now, I have many,
27:37many beautiful products.
27:38My favorite
27:39is our ectoplasmic highlighter.
27:41Does it come in deceased?
27:42It comes in white.
27:45This glows right through sheets.
27:48You don't need to cut holes
27:49into your expensive sheets anymore.
27:51And definitely don't
27:52cut up the rapture.
27:52Yeah.
27:53And if you order any
27:54of our fabulous products today,
27:56I am giving away
27:57our fabulous concealer.
27:59And I would like to try it on
28:00our boo crew, of course.
28:02Hello.
28:04What's up?
28:04And of course,
28:05you want to put your concealer on
28:06where you have
28:07the darkest of circles.
28:09Turn around.
28:09Your dark circle's back there.
28:11I'll be right back.
28:13Oh, my God.
28:15I'm kidding.
28:15I'm kidding.
28:16This is a family network.
28:18There we go.
28:20This, this, there
28:21is ghostly gorgeous.
28:22I am so confident
28:23in this product.
28:24I would like to show you something.
28:26Now, I'm feeling
28:27a little nervous about this.
28:29Don't be afraid.
28:35Oh, my golly.
28:37This is before Glowst.
28:39I have the same
28:40on this side of my face.
28:41I did die in a fire.
28:43Cigarette, fell asleep.
28:44We'll talk about it later.
28:45That's so sad.
28:46Now, we are feeling
28:47generous here at
28:48Yes, we are.
28:48The Home Spooky Network.
28:50And I am selling
28:51my fabulous Glowst products
28:53for $69 as well.
28:56Leave the man alone.
28:58Hey.
28:58Wrap me all night long.
29:01We have a caller, Titi.
29:02So let's take our caller.
29:04Let's take our first caller.
29:04Caller, are you there?
29:05Yes, I'm here.
29:07My name is Betty.
29:09I have a question
29:10about the rapture.
29:13Oh.
29:13Is it long enough
29:15to cover someone's face?
29:17I want to buy one
29:18for my friend, Joe.
29:19But yes,
29:20the rapture's definitely
29:21long enough
29:21to wrap your friend's face.
29:23So what we're gonna do,
29:24we're gonna take the rapture
29:25and this is your friend's face.
29:26This is a nice-looking
29:27young man.
29:27So I don't know
29:28what your friend's face
29:29is looking like.
29:30But you just take that rapture,
29:31you wrap it a few times.
29:32Could the person
29:33whose face is currently
29:34being wrapped,
29:35could they say a few words?
29:38No, they cannot.
29:39Well, then I'll take ten.
29:42For the beautiful
29:43cosmetics, lady.
29:44Are your cosmetics
29:46cruelty-free?
29:49No, they are not.
29:50I just ordered
29:51the entire line
29:53of cosmetics
29:53and all of the Scots.
29:56Goodbye.
29:57Goodbye.
29:58Goodbye.
29:58You have a blessed day.
29:59I have been
30:00the one and the only
30:01Moan Collins.
30:02And I am Queen Nefertiti,
30:03but again,
30:04my friend's pal Petiti.
30:05Have a great night.
30:07We'll haunt you
30:07in your dreams.
30:08Boo.
30:26This is it.
30:27It's our last day.
30:30And your nasty, nasty wig
30:32is all over my chair.
30:34Your zombie wig.
30:36This is how I felt
30:37after that challenge.
30:38Just scalp?
30:39I'm scalped.
30:40Just scalp.
30:40You're not plucked anymore.
30:41Just scalp.
30:43Dawn and I
30:44did absolutely amazing
30:46on that
30:46Homespoken Network segment.
30:48I felt like I interacted
30:49with her very well.
30:50And there's only two spots
30:51in the semifinals,
30:52so I need to win
30:54this challenge
30:55and I need some NBQ points.
30:57Please.
30:58You did look amazing
30:58in that commercial.
31:00Sister, honestly,
31:01you have been such
31:02a support system for me
31:03these past weeks.
31:04That's what we're supposed to do.
31:06Like, I would have never thought
31:07Morgan McMichaels.
31:09I'm taking another alcohol.
31:10That's okay.
31:11I have to ask.
31:11I didn't ask.
31:12I said I'm taking it.
31:13Oh, well, sorry, bitch.
31:15I'm stressed.
31:16I'm stressing.
31:16Well, it is a stressful day.
31:18Kierry's at six.
31:19You're at four.
31:19I'm at three.
31:20Morphine is at two.
31:21You're at two.
31:22Mystique is at one.
31:23I mean, I carried up
31:25five points last week,
31:26so it is truly anyone's game.
31:28It could go anywhere.
31:29Whoever's in the bottom
31:30control this game.
31:31Control the game.
31:32Yeah.
31:33What I have learned
31:34these past two weeks
31:36is that winning
31:37just the challenge
31:38is not enough.
31:39I've won two challenges.
31:40I only have four points.
31:41Do you think
31:42if I were in the top tonight,
31:44I would be deserving of points
31:45because I won all three challenges?
31:47I don't think anybody
31:48deserves anything.
31:49I'm, like,
31:50looking at everything
31:50in general.
31:52Yeah.
31:52Fuck.
31:54I'm in second place
31:55in the game,
31:56but feeling a little concerned
31:58because I don't think
31:59any of these girls
32:00will give me points.
32:02Maybe Morphine,
32:03but then if Morphine wins,
32:04she can't give me a point.
32:05I'm not okay.
32:07I'm losing
32:08my fucking marbles
32:09right now.
32:12Sister,
32:12how was everything?
32:13I'm good.
32:14How do you feel about it?
32:15I was very disappointed,
32:16to be honest, yesterday.
32:17Why?
32:18Because I wanted
32:19more collaboration
32:20between us.
32:21And at one point,
32:22you were just like,
32:23oh, girl, shut up, girl.
32:25First off,
32:26you was going
32:27totally out of order
32:28and out of sync.
32:29I was trying to collaborate
32:31and just, like,
32:31banter more.
32:32Right,
32:33but we can't jump
32:33from product to product
32:34to product
32:35because that confuses people.
32:37If I would've let
32:39Lucky just do whatever,
32:41it would've threw me
32:42and my script
32:42completely off.
32:44And then the judges
32:45will say,
32:45well, y'all was a hot-ass mess.
32:47No mail.
32:48And plus,
32:49the whole cake aspect,
32:50you smashed the cake
32:51in your mouth
32:51and cake went everywhere.
32:53Well, yeah,
32:53because we need to, like,
32:54go crazy.
32:55This is campy.
32:55This is fun.
32:56You know what I mean?
32:56Like, we can't be worried
32:57about getting cake
32:57on a dress and, like...
32:58No, no, no.
32:59I told you up front,
33:00I don't want to get white
33:02on this game.
33:04Mystique was so sweet
33:05in the beginning.
33:05We had such a, like,
33:06nice connection.
33:07And now it's like,
33:09girl,
33:09I even want to get my point
33:11back from week one
33:11because this lit
33:13such a bitter taste
33:14in my mouth
33:15and I'm not talking
33:15about the fucking cake.
33:17So how do you feel
33:18about our commercial?
33:19I feel like it was cute,
33:20but I feel like
33:20there's parts with me
33:22that could have been better.
33:24But it was still fabulous.
33:25Yeah.
33:26But once in your life?
33:28I know that Akiri and I
33:30smashed this challenge.
33:31We had fun.
33:32We did what we needed to do
33:33to be in the top two.
33:35I am a little nervous, though,
33:36because just like
33:37the rest of the girls,
33:39I'm still going to depend
33:40on an MVQ point or two
33:42to get into the semifinals.
33:43If you find it in your hearts
33:45to give me an MVQ point
33:46because I've been such
33:46a nice girl to all of you,
33:49then that would be amazing.
33:50Is this where
33:51the campaigning starts?
33:52Yeah, girl.
33:53Okay.
33:53Right?
33:54If I'm not in the top two
33:56this week,
33:56I'm going to have to decide
33:57who I'm going to give
33:58my MVQ point to.
34:00And for me,
34:01it's about who I believe
34:02should be representing
34:04bracket one in the semifinal.
34:10Akiriya for MVQ.
34:13We'll twerk for MVQ point.
34:15We'll twerk for MVQ point.
34:18I can.
34:35Yeah!
34:37Come on, bitch!
34:40Welcome to the main stage
34:41of RuPaul's Dry Grace
34:43Tournament of All-Stars.
34:45It's Michelle Visage.
34:47Now, Michelle,
34:47what's the craziest thing
34:48you ever bought
34:49off the television?
34:51Hmm.
34:51I bought
34:52breast enhancement cream.
34:54Oh!
34:55Spoiler alert,
34:56it didn't work.
34:57Was it kosher?
34:58Ha ha ha ha!
35:00The irrepressible
35:01T.S. Madison.
35:02What's the craziest thing
35:03you ever bought
35:04off the TV?
35:04I bought this
35:05manifestation bracelet
35:07that never works.
35:08I kept rubbing it
35:09and rubbing it, honey,
35:11thinking that I was
35:11going to get a hairy man.
35:13And all I ended up
35:14was me.
35:15Ha ha ha!
35:17And our extra special
35:18guest judge,
35:19Christina Ricci.
35:21Hello, my love.
35:22Hello.
35:22Now, what's the craziest thing
35:23you ever bought off the television?
35:25I bought a Thighmaster
35:26from Suzanne Somers,
35:27which is how I got
35:29my infamous thighs.
35:30Ha ha ha!
35:32Now, that works.
35:33So happy you're here.
35:35This week,
35:36we challenged our
35:36All-Stars to sell
35:37monster merch
35:38on the home
35:39spooky network.
35:41All-Stars,
35:42start your engines
35:43and may the best
35:44drag queen win.
35:49The category is
35:51Paris, France.
35:53Of first,
35:55Dawn.
35:56Bonsoir!
35:57This is me!
35:58The Fashion Rocks!
35:59Did somebody say
36:00rabies?
36:01Ha ha ha!
36:03Listen, I've never
36:04been to Paris,
36:05but I love the movie
36:06Ratatouille.
36:06Paris has a real
36:07rat problem.
36:08Ha ha ha!
36:09This dress is fashion,
36:11it's camp,
36:13and it's quintessential
36:14Dawn with an elevated
36:15little twist.
36:17Listen, I hear that
36:18she gets all the tail.
36:19Ha ha ha!
36:21Get back when I
36:22step on the runway.
36:23Up next,
36:24Morphine Love Dion.
36:26Rue, her pussy
36:27is literally on fire.
36:29Ha ha ha!
36:30For tonight's runway,
36:31I'm giving Paris
36:33catacombs.
36:34The candles are lit up,
36:36the smoke is coming
36:37out of the dress.
36:38Only you can prevent
36:39runway fires.
36:40Ha ha ha!
36:42And I have about
36:4220,000 skulls
36:45on me,
36:46and they're all
36:46from former Rue Girls.
36:48Just kidding.
36:49Morphine,
36:49you've never looked
36:50more beautiful.
36:51Thank you!
36:53Death actually
36:53becomes her.
36:54Yes, it does.
36:55Fuck the hell!
36:57Out!
36:58Up next,
36:59Lucky Stars.
37:00Pop goes the easel!
37:02Ha ha ha!
37:04Ha ha ha!
37:04Ha ha ha!
37:05I am the Lou,
37:06darling,
37:06and I have on
37:07the biggest paint palette
37:09in the world,
37:10and probably the biggest
37:13headpiece in drag race
37:14history.
37:15You gotta fact-check
37:16that shit.
37:17Ha ha ha!
37:18Oh, she's given us
37:19an Eiffel.
37:20Ha ha ha!
37:21I'm so fucking
37:21proud of it.
37:22I'm just feeling
37:23so accomplished
37:24right now.
37:24Bidding starts
37:25at $20.
37:27Ha ha ha!
37:28Up next,
37:30Mystique Summers.
37:31The notes of this
37:32perfume are
37:33you cannot afford me.
37:34Oh, oh, oh!
37:35I'm giving
37:36the black
37:37Charlize Theron
37:38her ad campaign
37:39for an iconic
37:40fragrance,
37:41which is based
37:42in Paris.
37:43Spray a little
37:44fragrance here,
37:45a little there.
37:46Very, very
37:47regal-like.
37:47This look is
37:49Dior-able.
37:50Ha ha ha!
37:51This might become
37:51a signature Mystique
37:53look.
37:54Clock that body.
37:55Watch out,
37:56Rihanna.
37:57She's got
37:57a little bit
37:57of a romance.
37:59Up next,
38:00A'Keria C.
38:01Davenport.
38:02Ooh.
38:03Bitch, we are
38:03bananas this week.
38:05Shout out to
38:05Josephine Baker,
38:06the Parisian icon.
38:08Baker?
38:08I don't even know him.
38:10Hmm.
38:11Yes, I made this.
38:12Bitch, I think
38:13this is a thousand
38:14bananas, and guess what?
38:15They're all
38:16fully rhinestone.
38:17How much for
38:18just one banana?
38:19Mmm, a poink.
38:20Oh!
38:20Ha ha ha!
38:21I feel so sexy,
38:23like, you girls
38:24can't take all of this.
38:25She put the ass
38:26in potassium.
38:28Ha ha ha!
38:29Ha ha ha!
38:30Ha ha ha!
38:30Ha ha ha!
38:31Up next,
38:32Morgan McMichaels.
38:33Oh, it's
38:34Joan of Crawford.
38:35I know her very well.
38:37I'm giving Joan of Arc
38:39French heroin.
38:40Ooh, who needs a purse?
38:41Ha ha ha!
38:42Joan of Arc is also
38:43a style of cutlery,
38:44so that is on my armor,
38:46and I'm feeling
38:47very, very warrior-esque.
38:49What the fork?
38:50Ha ha ha!
38:51Ha ha ha!
38:51Joan of Arc
38:51fought for what is right.
38:53She fought against tyranny,
38:54and I love
38:55a strong woman.
38:56God told her
38:58to do it.
39:00Ha ha ha!
39:01Ha ha ha!
39:07Ha ha ha!
39:10Ha ha ha!
39:10Ha ha ha!
39:11Ha ha ha ha!
39:12Ha ha ha ha ha!
39:14It's rules are in full effect.
39:16Tonight, I'll name
39:18the top two all-stars
39:19of the week,
39:20and each will receive
39:22two points.
39:23Then the top two
39:24will lip-sync
39:25for their chance
39:26to win $10,000
39:27and one extra point.
39:31Ladykins,
39:32this is the last week
39:34of your bracket.
39:35The top two queens
39:37with the most points
39:38will continue on
39:39to the semifinals,
39:40and the chance
39:42to win a grand prize
39:44of $200,000.
39:47Yeah.
39:48Now it's time
39:48for the judges' critiques.
39:50First up,
39:51Dawn.
39:52You gave us
39:53Buzzkill Razor,
39:56and you were in control,
39:58and you were leading it,
39:59and it felt very believable.
40:02You did a great job
40:03with the constant hustling
40:04and thinking of things to say.
40:06Oh, do I have a deal for you!
40:08And I love this look.
40:10Your eye makeup
40:11is just gorgeous.
40:12You're like a beautiful rat.
40:14I get told that a lot.
40:16You have learned
40:17how to hone
40:18the essence of Dawn,
40:20and it's been
40:21lovely to watch.
40:22Thank you so much.
40:23That means a lot.
40:24All right, up next,
40:25Morphine Love Dion.
40:27Morphine, I love this look.
40:29Honey, let me tell you something.
40:30A little skull and bone
40:31ain't never hurt nobody.
40:32Uh-uh, never.
40:34I'm just transfixed
40:35by this skeletor thing
40:38moving with you
40:39while you talk.
40:39It's really amazing.
40:41I just shaved really deep.
40:43In your shopping presentation,
40:44I thought you two
40:45were wonderful together.
40:46Kudos to you
40:47for being covered
40:48in gross, disgusting blood
40:49and doing the bald cap thing
40:51because it was gross,
40:53but you made it funny.
40:54I wasn't as big a fan.
40:57Dawn created a rapport
40:58with the people at home,
40:59but you did not.
41:01You're there
41:01to get people to buy things.
41:03I never wanted
41:04to buy your meat.
41:07Up next,
41:09Lucky Stars.
41:10Lucky, I have to say,
41:12I didn't know
41:12what type of vampire
41:14you were.
41:15So I was inspired
41:15by a fungus.
41:16I was inspired
41:17by a Venus flytrap.
41:18But it didn't help
41:20to sell the product
41:21the way maybe
41:22a more traditional take
41:23on a vampire would have.
41:24I think the biggest struggle
41:25that I had, Lucky,
41:26was when it was done,
41:27I still didn't know
41:28what you were really selling.
41:29There were some
41:31misinterpretations
41:31that were unintentionally funny.
41:35You didn't know
41:36what kosher was.
41:37You live in Florida.
41:39I wish you had paid
41:41as much attention
41:42to what you were selling
41:44that you do in your drag
41:45because the details here
41:47are magnificent.
41:48This outfit is amazing.
41:50You are gorgeous tonight.
41:52Thank you so much.
41:53I appreciate that.
41:54That's an honor.
41:55Up next,
41:56Mystique Summers.
41:58Mystique,
41:59when Lucky felt insecure
42:00or not sure
42:01about what she was
42:02going to say next,
42:03you were there.
42:04Every one of those bags
42:06I would have bought.
42:07The way that you came around
42:08in front of the counter
42:09and told me
42:11they had death certificates.
42:12That's right.
42:13It was just everything.
42:14You had done your homework.
42:15You were a little mean.
42:17I'm getting there
42:18if you pay attention, honey.
42:20But you were good.
42:21This outfit,
42:22I love the color.
42:23The concept for Paris
42:24is light.
42:25I think you're doing
42:26like a perfume ad.
42:28Correct.
42:29I think it's dazzling
42:30and you look gorgeous.
42:31Your makeup is beautiful.
42:32But I just wonder
42:33if there was maybe
42:34a way to really drive home
42:35that reference
42:36a little bit better.
42:37Okay.
42:38Up next,
42:39Akeria C. Davenport.
42:41Akeria,
42:42baby,
42:42you sold me a wrap.
42:43Listen,
42:44it was woven
42:45by your subjects.
42:46Yes.
42:46Come on,
42:47Queen TT.
42:48Queen TT.
42:49You, lady,
42:50were my favorite.
42:51I laughed out loud
42:52more times
42:52than I did
42:53watching anybody else.
42:54There were so many lines
42:55that I quoted afterwards
42:57I thought were really
42:57just so genuinely funny.
42:59And sometimes
42:59what you have to do
43:00is you have to
43:01wrap yourself up
43:02with your man.
43:02You looked great
43:03and you have
43:05a very distinctive personality.
43:06But my issue
43:07had to do
43:08with looking
43:08at the camera
43:09because when you
43:10don't look at the camera
43:11it feels like
43:12what you're saying
43:13with your body language
43:14is don't look at me.
43:15I want to defer
43:16to my partner.
43:18Now,
43:18this concept here
43:20is so fabulous.
43:22I've never seen
43:22a Josephine Baker
43:23done this way.
43:24It's very, very smart
43:25and you look
43:26so beautiful.
43:29Up next,
43:30Morgan McMichaels.
43:32You chose
43:32Joan of Arc.
43:33Of course you did.
43:34I think my favorite
43:35part about this
43:35is that hair
43:36that hair
43:36is such a fun
43:37shape and cutout.
43:39This is what
43:40we're looking for
43:41on an all-star stage.
43:42That level of
43:43wink, wink, nudge, nudge
43:45but done
43:45to a couture level
43:47and that's what
43:48this looks like.
43:49Just beautiful.
43:51In the
43:51Television Shopping
43:52Network segment
43:53I loved how you
43:54worked with the product.
43:56I thought it was great
43:56how you prepared
43:58the part of your skin
44:00to show
44:01and show the before
44:02and after.
44:02I thought that was
44:03really smart.
44:03Favorite line.
44:04When Akira said
44:05does it come
44:06a deceased
44:06and you said
44:07it comes in white.
44:08I thought you
44:09were really good.
44:10You had bits,
44:11you had product,
44:12information,
44:13all prepared.
44:14You delivered
44:15a host.
44:17Thank you,
44:18all-stars.
44:18I think we've heard
44:19enough.
44:19While you untuck,
44:21the judges and I
44:22will deliberate.
44:23Oh, and one last detail.
44:26This week's
44:27bottom four queens
44:28must give away
44:29their MVQ point
44:32on the main stage
44:33immediately following
44:35the final lip sync.
44:37You may leave
44:38the stage.
44:41All right,
44:42now just between us
44:42girlfriends,
44:43what do you think?
44:45Now we're looking for
44:45the top two
44:46all-stars of the week.
44:48I think we can all
44:49across this panel
44:50agree that Dawn
44:51did pretty much
44:52everything right.
44:52She seemed the most
44:53like a host
44:55that you would see
44:55on QVC or HSN
44:57and I just loved
44:59the Parisian rat.
45:00It was so clever
45:01and so chic.
45:02Christina,
45:02but I think you meant
45:03so squeak.
45:05What I loved about
45:06Morphine was basically
45:07her connection to Dawn.
45:09She just really relied
45:10on the camaraderie
45:11she had with Dawn,
45:12which was good.
45:14But the Phantom
45:15of the Opera look
45:16was so well done,
45:18so great.
45:19This is where
45:20she was strong at.
45:21Lucky was flat.
45:23She was treading water.
45:24I mean,
45:25I've seen those
45:25Ferratu, honey,
45:26but that was just
45:27no, don't do it.
45:28But I really thought
45:29her runway look
45:30was fantastic.
45:32I like Mystique.
45:33She was a hit for me
45:35in the infomercial.
45:36She made a mistake
45:37to me,
45:37which was allowing
45:38the person
45:39that you're working with
45:40to annoy her.
45:41It was kind of funny
45:42because it gave her
45:43an angle.
45:44I loved the way
45:45she looked on the runway,
45:46but it was not
45:47the same level
45:48of concept
45:49or execution
45:50that the other
45:51girls did.
45:52Well, I do have to say
45:53that Akiria was
45:54one of my favorites
45:55next to Mystique.
45:56I think that she
45:57did sell it.
45:58I thought she was funny.
45:59I thought she had lines.
46:00She sold that rap.
46:02Yeah, you're right.
46:03She did have
46:03some prepared stuff,
46:04which was good.
46:06Could have been better,
46:07but the Paris look
46:08was fabulous,
46:09and I'm here for it.
46:11Morgan is one
46:12of the most
46:13quick-witted kids
46:15that I have ever met,
46:17and she nailed
46:17this challenge.
46:18Her Joan of Arc look
46:19was incredible,
46:20and it was so
46:21perfectly executed.
46:22You expect a drag queen
46:24to take an editorial
46:25viewpoint that is
46:27unexpected,
46:28that's beautiful,
46:29and that's exactly
46:30what she did
46:30with this Joan of Arc look.
46:32All right, silence.
46:34I have made my decision.
46:36Really?
46:36Yes, I have.
46:38Bring back
46:39my all-stars.
46:48Welcome back,
46:49all-stars.
46:49Based on your
46:50home spooky
46:51network performances
46:53and your Paris,
46:55France runway
46:56presentations
46:57have made
46:57some decisions.
46:59The top two
47:00all-stars of the week
47:03are...
47:07Dawn.
47:10and Morgan
47:11McMichaels.
47:16Condragulations.
47:17You've each
47:18earned two points.
47:20The rest of you
47:21may step to the
47:23back of the stage.
47:25I love you.
47:32Dawn and Morgan.
47:34This week,
47:35you were both
47:35top sellers,
47:37but tonight,
47:38there can only be
47:39one winner.
47:41Two all-stars
47:43stand before me.
47:44Ladies,
47:45this is your last chance
47:47to impress me,
47:48win 10,000 dollars,
47:51and earn
47:52a coveted
47:52extra point
47:53in the tournament
47:54of all-stars.
47:56Time has come
47:58for you
47:59to lip-sync
48:00for
48:02your
48:03legacy.
48:06I'm one point
48:07off of the
48:07semifinals.
48:08Dawn has six,
48:09Akira has six,
48:10I have five.
48:11One extra point
48:12could make
48:13or break me.
48:14Still never
48:15want to lip-sync.
48:15In fact,
48:16I've lost to Morgan
48:17already,
48:18and I feel like
48:19winning the lip-sync
48:19is the only way
48:20to, like,
48:20secure my spot.
48:22I want to get
48:23this fucking
48:24cat.
48:26Good luck,
48:27and don't
48:28fuck it up.
48:31We're about to be
48:31up on night,
48:32waking up a zombie,
48:34so put your
48:35arms on over me,
48:36you zombie boy,
48:37you zombie boy.
48:45see you over there
48:47in the back of
48:48this party
48:49and your girlfriend
48:50isn't here,
48:51yeah, your girlfriend
48:51isn't here.
48:53Boy inside a cage
48:54looking angry
48:55and tired
48:56like you've been
48:57up for dates,
48:58like you've been
48:59up for dates.
49:00cause you're
49:01an animal,
49:02an animal
49:04and you're
49:04closing in
49:05on my head.
49:08All I fancy
49:08is straight
49:09and my hands
49:10are tight.
49:12I could be
49:12a type
49:13from your
49:14zombie boy.
49:15Now I fancy
49:16is straight.
49:17Morgan is giving
49:18me the rocker
49:19chick fantasy,
49:20and Don is giving
49:21me a sickening
49:23rat.
49:48I'll see you
49:52in my dreams.
49:54I can't see you
49:56straight
49:56and my hands
49:57are tight.
49:59I could be
49:59a type
50:00from your
50:00zombie boy.
50:02Now I fancy
50:03is straight
50:04and give
50:05it's right.
50:06I could be
50:07a type
50:07from your
50:08zombie boy.
50:10I can't be
50:11tough on that
50:11when you're
50:12like a zombie
50:13so put your
50:14arms on over me,
50:15eat some boys.
50:20Ah.
50:29all stars,
50:30I've made
50:31my decision.
50:38Don,
50:39congratulations,
50:40you're a winner,
50:41baby.
50:43you've won a
50:44cash tip
50:45of 10,000
50:46doulas,
50:47and you've
50:48earned an
50:49extra point,
50:50contractulations.
50:52Akira,
50:54lucky,
50:55morphine,
50:56mystique.
50:57Please step
50:58forward.
51:07Bottom four,
51:08it's time for
51:09you to give
51:09your MVQ
51:11point to
51:12the all-star
51:13you believe
51:13is the most
51:15valuable queen
51:16of the week.
51:17Choose wisely
51:18because your
51:19MVQ point
51:20could determine
51:21which queens
51:22advance to
51:23the semifinals.
51:25In the event
51:25of a tie,
51:26the final decision
51:27of who moves
51:28forward will be
51:29mine to make.
51:31Currently,
51:33Don has
51:33seven points.
51:35Akira has
51:36six points.
51:38Morgan has
51:39five points.
51:40Morphine and
51:41Lucky have
51:42two points
51:43each,
51:43and mystique
51:44has one point.
51:47Queens,
51:48write down
51:49the name
51:50of your
51:51MVQ
51:51now.
51:54This point
51:55ceremony
51:55is very gaggy
51:56because you
51:57don't know
51:57what is going
51:58to happen.
51:59The emotions
51:59are high.
52:00Morphine is
52:00crying.
52:01Dawn is
52:01sitting there
52:02with all
52:02these points.
52:03Morgan and
52:04Akira are
52:05so close.
52:06Mystique is
52:07over there
52:08still mad
52:08about cake.
52:09I don't know
52:10what is going
52:10to happen
52:11now.
52:12Lipsticks down.
52:16Akira,
52:17which queen
52:18gets your
52:19MVQ point?
52:22Huh.
52:24The queen I
52:24decided to give
52:25my MVQ point
52:26to this week
52:27showed me a
52:28new side of
52:28friendship and
52:29sisterhood.
52:30I know this
52:31decision could
52:31really take me
52:33out this game.
52:35I'm really
52:35being fucked
52:36in the brain
52:36right now.
52:37Like,
52:38with no lube.
52:39I'm deciding
52:40to give the
52:41point that I
52:41have to give
52:42away.
52:45To Morgan
52:46McMichaels.
52:47Thank you,
52:48sister.
52:52There's a half
52:53point.
52:54That takes
52:55Morgan to
52:56six points.
52:58Lucky, who
52:59gets your
53:00MVQ point?
53:01This queen is
53:03someone who has
53:04been like a
53:04guardian angel to
53:05me, and she
53:06inspires me to
53:08believe in myself.
53:09And I've decided
53:11wanted on this
53:12night to give
53:14my point to
53:16Morgan McMichaels.
53:19That takes
53:20Morgan to
53:21seven points.
53:25Morphe, who
53:27gets your
53:27MVQ point?
53:31This queen,
53:33I couldn't be
53:34here without her.
53:35She's my
53:35sister, and I'm
53:37so proud of her,
53:38and I just want
53:38her to move
53:39forward and
53:39represent
53:40season.
53:4116, so my
53:42point goes to
53:43my sister, Dawn.
53:44Thank you,
53:45baby.
53:46I love you.
53:48That takes
53:49Dawn to
53:50eight points.
53:52Dawn has
53:52made it into
53:53the semifinals,
53:54but Ikeri and
53:55I are both
53:56still in the
53:57running.
53:57There's only
53:58one point
53:58left, the
53:59point coming
54:00from Mystique
54:00Summers in
54:01Madison.
54:02So, is it
54:03a bit nail
54:04biting?
54:04Fuck yes,
54:05nail biting.
54:07Mystique, who
54:08gets your
54:09MVQ point?
54:14Being last
54:15in line, I'm
54:16the wild card
54:17because no one
54:18knows the type
54:18of game I'm
54:19playing.
54:19And my point
54:20can change
54:22everything.
54:23It's all about
54:23who you truly
54:24believe in and
54:25who you want to
54:26represent your
54:27bracket.
54:29I believe in
54:30this one person.
54:31I believe they
54:32have what it
54:32takes because
54:33they're so
54:34humble and pretty
54:36much an underdog
54:37that everybody
54:37should watch out
54:38for it.
54:38I'm giving
54:39Maya a point
54:40too.
54:43Akeria.
54:47That takes
54:48Akeria to
54:49seven points.
54:50Thank you so
54:51much.
54:52Oh, fuck,
54:53bitch.
54:54That's a tie.
54:55Dusty, crusty,
54:56oh.
54:59All stars, all
55:01the points for
55:01this bracket
55:02have now been
55:03awarded, which
55:04means, Don, with
55:06eight points, you
55:08are advancing to
55:09the semifinals.
55:11Condragulation.
55:12What the fuck?
55:14I get to go to the
55:15semifinals.
55:15I don't know what
55:16to do.
55:17I don't know how to
55:17handle it.
55:18I think I get a
55:19cat.
55:20I think I get a
55:21cat.
55:21Morgan, Akeria, with
55:24seven points each, you
55:26are tied second
55:27place.
55:28And I am the
55:30tiebreaker.
55:31I want this so
55:32bad, but Morgan is
55:33somebody I see as a
55:34real sister.
55:35And my heart has
55:37just literally
55:38shated itself.
55:40Based on your
55:41performances tonight
55:42and all season
55:44long, I've made
55:45my decision.
55:48I really want to
55:49go.
55:49And I really want
55:50Akeria to go.
55:51But Dawn already
55:52got one spot, so
55:53fingers crossed that
55:54it's me.
56:01Akeria, you are
56:02moving on to the
56:03semifinals.
56:04Condragulation.
56:08Oh, I'm in the
56:09fucking semifinals.
56:10I want to run up to
56:11Rue and kiss her
56:12right now.
56:12She probably would
56:13have cursed me out.
56:14It would have been
56:14okay until I still
56:16been going to the
56:16semifinals.
56:20Had there been any
56:20other bitch, I'd be
56:21pissed.
56:22But it's Akeria, and
56:23that bitch is a force
56:24to be reckoned with.
56:25And I love her to
56:26pieces.
56:28Morgan, Morphine,
56:30Lucky, and Mystique.
56:32All is not lost.
56:35You still have a chance
56:36chance to be this season's
56:38comeback queen.
56:41At the end of bracket
56:43number three, Michelle
56:44and I will choose three
56:46eliminated queens to be
56:48entered into the wild card
56:50lottery.
56:52The one all-star chosen
56:53will join the competition
56:55starting in the semifinals
56:57with a chance to win the
56:59grand prize of $200,000.
57:03$200,000.
57:04That's sick, man.
57:05That's crazy.
57:08Queens, from the bottom
57:09of my heart, thank you
57:11for all your hard work.
57:13And remember, if you
57:15can't love yourself, how
57:16the hell you gonna love
57:17somebody else?
57:17Can I get an amen up in
57:18here?
57:19Amen.
57:20All right, now let
57:21the music play.
57:25The body is ready to boom
57:27you bitches out the way
57:28and twerk her way straight
57:30to their crown.
57:34The battle's not yet won,
57:36my live.
57:36And bitch, I'm ready to
57:37wake it up.
57:37Ready for you.
57:39Bracket two, bracket three,
57:41semifinals.
57:42Let's go!
57:43Mwah!
58:00Video eyes!
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