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Rivals Season 2 Episode 1
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00:00But first, love and prayers from everyone at Carinium, for our beloved leader, Lord Battingham.
00:08Fuck you!
00:10Everyone at Carinium has been shocked and saddened by his tragic accident.
00:19Lord Battingham, Tony, wasn't just our boss, he was our family.
00:30You've fallen in me, and I, I, I, oh, you.
00:44What's happening?
00:45But it takes more than a little bump to the head to keep Tony Battingham down.
00:55Help me.
02:47How long is this drive?
02:49Oh, my God.
02:51Look at the size of this place.
02:52It's all I needed for the love of the day.
02:59Welcome to Bella Vista.
03:02Val's had her eye on this since we moved to Green Lawns.
03:04It's nice though, being right here in Penscombe, near Rupert and you lot.
03:08We've brought our swimming costumes.
03:09Ah.
03:10Well, Val's got some rules.
03:11No running, pushing, ducking, bombing or skinny dipping.
03:16What about heavy petting?
03:18Go for your life.
03:19As long as you keep your cottages on.
03:27Here they are.
03:28I invited the polo team round for some swimming.
03:32Val's turned it into a bloody circus.
03:34You all right, lads?
03:35Yeah.
03:39Freddie!
03:40Sebby and Dom Carlyle, people call them the Heavenly Twins.
03:43Although they're not identical, Sebby is taller and apparently Dom's got a big one.
03:47Oh.
03:48Where's the pole, Mr. Jones?
03:51Follow me.
03:59Welcome to Bella Vista.
04:02We called it Bella Vista because it means nice view.
04:07It's so wonderful to be able to stand at the bottom of one's drive and not be able to see
04:12one's house.
04:13Right, if you'd like to go through.
04:15Shoes off, everyone, please.
04:17Get it.
04:19Who's the heavenly girl?
04:20One of the Baz's stick chicks.
04:22I tell you what, Patrick, I only let beautiful people play polo.
04:25What did they let you play, then?
04:26I'm the patron of the Joneses Jets.
04:29Patron?
04:29Is that how polo people say it?
04:31Yeah, I just give them a load of money to sponsor the team and then they stick me on a
04:33pony and they set me up to score goals and look good.
04:36We're finally where we belong, aren't we, Fred Fred?
04:41Shall we?
04:48It's so nice to have a man around the house.
04:52Oh, so nice to have a man around the house.
04:56Someone sweet who's glad he found you, who will put his arms around you and his kisses just astound you.
05:04It's so nice.
05:06Oh, a house is just a house without a man.
05:10He's the necessary evil in your plan.
05:15There are many things about him you just cannot do without him.
05:20Though it's just a constant game of cat and a mouse.
05:24It's so nice to have a man around the house.
05:36Taggy?
05:37Did you make all these?
05:39Uh, yes.
05:40Hmm.
05:41Hmm.
05:43Prick me with a fork.
05:45I'm done.
05:46Right.
05:47Fred.
05:49Ventura meeting, jacuzzi.
05:51Let's talk polo.
05:56It's our first chance of making TV.
05:58We're going to film the match,
06:00plug the footage to the BBC
06:01and show everyone that Ventura can cover a score.
06:03Do people really want to watch polo?
06:05I love watching polo.
06:07It's the Russia Cup.
06:08This has been held on the estates since 1874.
06:10You sure you want me on celly on a horse?
06:13Pony.
06:13What?
06:14Anyway, with no bloody Rupert, our team's a manned out.
06:17Still no word for me.
06:17Or Cameron.
06:18Not even a bloody phone call.
06:20It's pandemonium at Carinium.
06:21No, Cameron.
06:22Tony's still off work after his accident.
06:24I'm in charge of everything.
06:25But your Ventura, what?
06:26I'm double agenting Henry, remember?
06:29Oh, yes.
06:30Sorry, Charles.
06:30I hate to admit it,
06:31but I was under the impression we had already won the franchise, huh?
06:34We won the right to compete against Carinium.
06:37Jesus, Henry.
06:38It's a good thing I'm hiring proper staff.
06:40The Prime Minister's really quite ticked off.
06:42The general election's days away and nobody's heard from him.
06:44Stop it.
06:44Last time Rupert got himself lost in a sex marathon,
06:46he didn't come up for a month.
06:53Devil's egg, your holiness.
06:57Lady Hampshire.
06:58Why not, Mrs. Jones?
06:59Oh, no.
07:00Oh, please.
07:01Call me Marcy.
07:02Oh, have we told you that Wayne is starting Eton in September?
07:07We're very proud of him.
07:10How did he get in?
07:12Did Freddy donate a computer lamp?
07:15Well, now he passed the exam.
07:20No!
07:25Charlie!
07:57I really didn't want to see my brother
08:00completely naked,
08:01but I saw the Carlisle twins' bits.
08:03I'm taking that as a win.
08:05I thought Sebby's Willie was nicer.
08:08Have you still not heard anything more from your sub, Tag?
08:10Oh, he was never my sub.
08:12His letter was lovely and his new job sounds amazing.
08:14He dumped you in a letter?
08:15Shame!
08:16Have you heard from Cameron
08:17since she's been off shagging Rupert, dipstick?
08:24Tag?
08:25What's the matter?
08:27Um.
08:32Rupert kissed me.
08:34Fucking fuck!
08:35What?
08:36Where?
08:37Uh, in the kitchen.
08:38No, I meant where did he kiss you?
08:40Oh, uh, on the mouth.
08:41Yeah, he said such lovely things
08:43and then the next day he just disappeared.
08:45Oh, Tag.
08:47Is he going to breathe without me?
08:51I just don't believe he would say that
08:52and they'd just disappear.
08:56Doesn't make sense.
08:58Something awful must have happened.
09:01Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
09:21oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
09:21oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
09:21oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
09:21oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
09:21oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
09:36Plenty more where that came from.
09:38I mean, bringing me here, keeping me safe.
09:41That's just good manners.
09:43Rupert, be serious for a moment.
09:47I promise I'll protect you.
09:49And I will.
09:52Say hi to me here forever?
09:53Well, we don't have to stay in Devon.
09:56We're friends all over the world.
09:58We keep moving.
10:00Stay ahead of the game.
10:02Stay ahead of the game.
10:18I don't know.
10:47I don't know.
11:11I don't know.
11:12You really don't remember anything.
11:16I got to the police.
11:17It's a complete blank.
11:19It's extraordinary, isn't it?
11:23That's very kind of you.
11:24Thanks, Johanna.
11:25With your blood before you ever moan again.
11:29Yes, it's certainly very nice to be home.
11:32I know, I know, I know.
11:34Quite the end of a serious cliffhanger.
11:42Thank you so much.
11:43Yes, it's splendid to be back home with the family.
11:46You too, Lady Gilderslee.
11:48Good night.
11:53We should be heading up the wooden hill to Bedfordshire, Tony.
11:56And we dress your wound for you.
11:59Let me lock up down here.
12:01No cigars.
12:02Oh.
12:06Come on, dogs.
12:08Come on, dogs.
12:09All right.
12:11Bye.
12:15Bye.
12:21Bye.
12:24Bye.
12:46Do you think she's gone back to America?
12:50She's gone to Rupert Campbell Black.
12:56Hunt the bitch down.
13:00From the moment he met Maud, he was infatuated.
13:03Words started pouring out of him.
13:06Everything he ever wrote was for her.
13:08This hugely magnetic woman who constantly rejected him.
13:12Anyone would think this was your biography, Declan.
13:14That's why it has to be me who tells the 8th story.
13:18Documentaries are normally so dry.
13:20No offence, Mike.
13:22Maud gone.
13:23Married someone else just to get a rise out of Yates.
13:26What does Yates do?
13:28Tries to seduce her daughter.
13:30Sounds like EastEnders.
13:32EastEnders did get 28 million viewers last month.
13:34Huh?
13:38Documentaries aren't presented by celebrities.
13:41Whatever next?
13:41Joanna Lovely on plumbing.
13:44Listen.
13:45We really do want your face back on the b-ball boy.
13:47Would you consider hosting breakfast time?
13:50Frank Bopp's on his way out.
13:52I don't do the mornings.
13:53Oh.
13:54Can I say, Jeremy?
13:55This is exactly what the BBC Documentary Department are looking for.
14:00New formats bring the wonders of the world to a wider audience.
14:03Declan O'Hara.
14:04Irish God.
14:05And British National Treasure.
14:07And who got his big break at the BBC?
14:09Look.
14:10It's relevant.
14:11It's noisy.
14:13It's informative.
14:14But gripping.
14:15Homework becomes entertainment.
14:17A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down.
14:19in a most delightful way.
14:24Oh, thank you.
14:27Over here.
14:28Oh, Lexi.
14:28You're so kind.
14:29Thank you so much.
14:31Excuse me.
14:31So sweet.
14:47You came.
14:48You came.
14:51You came.
14:52You came.
14:54You came.
14:56You came.
14:59You came.
15:00You came.
15:01You came.
15:01You came.
15:02You came.
15:02You came.
15:03You came.
15:04You came.
15:06You came.
15:07Well, Caitlin fell asleep.
15:08Patrick has script notes for Ibsen and Taggy.
15:11Well, she couldn't make head in her tail of a deed.
15:13You're so...
15:13I mean, I love the play.
15:15It's just a really small part.
15:17You might blink and you'll miss me, right?
15:19I mean...
15:21You don't have to be kind, Declan.
15:23It's...
15:26I really appreciate you coming.
15:31House falling apart without me, is it?
15:33It's quieter.
15:35Hey!
15:37I mean, the kids seem okay.
15:38Sure, why wouldn't they be?
15:40You're doing a play.
15:41We're all very happy for you.
15:43They've offered me the tour.
15:46Right?
15:49That's...
15:50Good news?
15:52Hmm.
15:54But I really want to come home.
15:56Once we've finished in London.
15:58Oh, thank God.
16:01But I meant what I said, Declan.
16:03I need to keep working.
16:06Understood.
16:10Are you dancing?
16:12Are you asking?
16:14Are you asking?
16:15No one else is.
16:17Never stopped us before.
16:19Your love is king.
16:22Your love is king.
16:23Never need to fall.
16:25Your kisses ring.
16:28Round and round, round my head.
16:30Touching a very part of me.
16:32It's making my soul sing.
16:34I'm crying out for more, your love is king, I'm coming home, I'm coming, you're making
16:54me dance, inside, touching the very part of me, it's making my soul sing, tearing the
17:09very heart of me, I'm crying out for more.
17:25And this turned into a worthwhile trip, I had a meeting with Jeremy Bonington earlier, the
17:33BBC are interested in turning my Yates biography into a documentary.
17:39Why?
17:40I really want to film it in Sligo.
17:42And I'm playing more gone, right?
17:44Well, you're a West End star now, we couldn't afford you.
17:48Stagehands have more to do than me, oh my god, the Christmas tree.
17:56I like the Christmas tree.
18:02What do you think of the new ending?
18:05Hmm.
18:07Yeah, I mean, it was sacrilegious, but it gave a new meaning, I suppose.
18:14You fucking bullshitter!
18:18The only thing the producers haven't changed is the ending.
18:20I think she still leaves her husband and children for a better life, but you wouldn't
18:24know that.
18:25Just as you didn't know, the Christmas tree fell over tonight because you didn't watch
18:30the play.
18:31Maud.
18:32Maud.
18:32Get out.
18:33Listen.
18:34The meeting is ran over.
18:35I had every intention of going.
18:37Don't fucking get out!
18:37Maud.
18:38Get out!
18:38Come on!
18:39Please, don't.
18:40Just get out!
18:41Just fucking get out!
18:44Maud!
18:47Maud!
18:47Maud!
18:48Maud!
18:48Maud!
18:52Maud!
19:03Maud!
19:05Maud!
19:07Maud!
19:08Maud!
19:09Maud!
19:15Maud!
19:21Maud!
19:33Maud!
20:22Sorry I'm late, darling.
20:24I've had a terrible headache.
20:41I've had a terrible headache.
21:14I've had a terrible headache.
21:25I've had a terrible headache.
21:25What the fuck is this?
21:27I'm giving you a choice.
21:29A choice?
21:32I tried to kill you, Tony.
21:34Well, because I hurt you and you were defending yourself. We both got a little carry-away.
21:38I lay in that hospital bed and wondered what this meant for our relationship.
21:45I could have you punished.
21:47Sent you to prison.
21:49I can't imagine America would want you back after that.
21:52But then I thought of the alternative.
21:55And that is?
21:55Forgiveness.
22:24Forgiveness.
22:27Well, can't a man have it all.
22:28Forgiveness.
22:30Forgiveness.
22:31Forgiveness.
22:34Forgiveness.
22:39Forgiveness.
22:40Forgiveness.
23:05Forgiveness.
23:07Forgiveness.
23:14Forgiveness.
23:18Forgiveness.
23:27Forgiveness.
23:29Forgiveness.
23:31Forgiveness.
23:36Forgiveness.
23:38Forgiveness.
23:38Forgiveness.
23:39Forgiveness.
23:40Forgiveness.
23:40Forgiveness.
23:42Forgiveness.
23:44Forgiveness.
23:49Forgiveness.
23:51Forgiveness.
23:54Forgiveness.
23:57Venturer
23:58Led by Rupert Campbell Black
24:01And Declan O'Hara
24:02Will continue to solicit employees
24:04From our ranks
24:05To elicit confidential information
24:08Those Venturer
24:09Gangsters
24:11Have no scruples
24:12So be on your guard
24:14Trust no one
24:18Charles, where's Charles Furman?
24:21Here, Tony
24:22Charles has done a fantastic job
24:24Covering Cameron's role
24:25Whilst he's been away
24:26So thank you, Charles
24:28Now
24:28Beatty and Sarah's Uncensored
24:30Is demolishing the competition
24:33The teams are gearing up to shoot
24:34Series 3
24:35Of Four Men Went to Mo
24:37In September
24:38Master Dog will be back
24:40Bigger and barkier than ever
24:42With James Verica
24:43Back on presenting duties
24:45Woof
24:471987 is a franchise year
24:49Ladies and gentlemen
24:50And we are at war
24:53An eye for an eye
24:54We'll take their fucking heads off
24:58Schluss!
24:59Yes!
25:00šuiva 세
25:01Yes!
25:04Yes!
25:05Woof!
25:07Yes!
25:09Woof!
25:10Woof!
25:12Woof!
25:12Here das is aLes L Liverpool
25:16And you know a lot of people
25:28Of the awake
25:33Ripper?
25:34Sorry, Tag, not now.
25:37Battingham found out about Cameron and me.
25:39She thought he was going to kill her, so she walloped him.
25:42Shame she didn't succeed.
25:43That's why we had to get away.
25:45She was in danger, I had to protect her, but he found us.
25:49So why has she gone back to him?
25:51I don't know, she just got into the helicopter.
25:53Doesn't seem like Cameron.
25:55Is she such a tough cookie?
25:56She was scared of him.
25:58We've...
25:59We've got to get her out of there.
26:01Well, she's a big girl.
26:03If she's gone back to him, then maybe we've got to accept her.
26:05No, it's not like her.
26:06There's got to be something else going on.
26:08You're wrong, Rupert.
26:09She's definitely Team Carinium.
26:10She's back at Tony's side as if nothing ever happened.
26:13And there's something else.
26:16Tony says that we're now filming the polo match on Sunday.
26:19No.
26:20We're filming the polo match on Sunday.
26:22Sorry, Declan, it's all set.
26:24Carinium are filming the polo too.
26:29Well, let's get ready for a fight.
26:39Morning.
26:40Hello.
26:40Hmm.
26:41Rupert Campbell Blogg.
26:43Welcome to Venture.
26:43Mike Maples.
26:44Oh.
26:45Excited to be here.
26:46Are you ready?
26:47Well, I left behind regular hours and a BBC pension to work for my Broadcasting Heroes
26:52Renegade Production Company.
26:53I've never been so poor or so happy.
26:56Ha, ha, ha, ha.
27:02All right, on schedule.
27:18Okay, mix the deck is done right away.
27:21Cameron.
27:25Beautiful day for it.
27:28Let's have a fair fight.
27:31May the best team win.
27:36You can make television without being a cunt, Tony.
27:39It's not really so much fun, though, is it?
27:41Come on, Cameron.
27:45What are you doing?
27:46Staying ahead of the game.
27:49Come on, lads.
27:50It's time for David to kick Elias' arse.
28:11Put on your wretches and dance the blues.
28:17Let's dance.
28:18To the song we're playing on the radio.
28:26If you say run, I'll run with you.
28:34If you say hi, we'll hide.
28:41Because my love for you would break my heart in two.
28:48If you say run, enter my arms, tremble at your brow.
29:02Let's dance.
29:10Let's dance.
29:13Let's dance.
29:14Feel the grace of all.
29:30so sexy what this is my new favorite sport yes no one's actually here to watch polo they're
29:38here to watch each other has Rupert said anything I don't say he wants to get Cameron back
29:48all less complicated men to fall in love with
29:57polo polo the sport of kings four players per team four chuckers per game seven minutes per
30:04chukka look at all the pretty horses let's horse around horseplay part for the horse ponies can I
30:11get some water please what they're called ponies James thought ponies were baby horses apparently
30:16not stupid game standby to record floor standing by waiting for shot to clear we ready okay on
30:26camera one and action did you know James that polo is the oldest ball sport in the world dating back
30:32to 600 BC yes Sarah I did now viewers at home will be wondering why you're wearing that rather
30:38fetching jumpsuit are you auditioning for treasure hunt
30:46oh my god I'm so sorry oh my god we have BC standing by to take over
30:51I can feel it on me I can feel it on me did you strip James off oh she's already
30:56on it
30:57it's not on my trousers it's not on my trousers just maybe in the van
31:03ladies and gentlemen welcome to the final of the Russia Cup at the estate of Lord and Lady Hampshire
31:08we have four-time winners and last year's champions the Remington Steelers playing against
31:13newcomers the Jones Jets match is about to start stand by let's rock and roll
31:31and go away
31:39lovely call from burning up to capital black
31:47let's rock and roll
31:59come on
32:09Come on, Christmas!
32:21What on earth is that woman doing?
32:23Oh, her high heels are stuck in the mud, Gwyneth.
32:26She looks as though she needs to go to the moon.
32:29Ha, ha, ha, ha! I'll get you some shampoo.
32:35It's wonderful to see you out and about, Leon, Monica.
32:38Tony's accident must have been very hard on you.
32:43Well, we're all soldiering on now.
32:46Do let Hermione and me know if we can help at all.
32:49Us, we'll come out, big girls. Look out for one another.
32:53Well, I must say, Mrs. Stratton looks ready for action in her boiler suit.
32:57Ah, Sarah has a surprise for us after the final chuck, I reverend Penny. I'll enjoy that.
33:02Ooh, what's a surprise?
33:03Wouldn't be a fucking surprise if I told you, would it?
33:05Now, let's enjoy these fools getting beaten.
33:09Right back in it now, pushing hard.
33:12They're not prepared for the trade for Tommy and Sebi after we've seen each other.
33:17They caught the dashback.
33:19Tensy, and that's gone!
33:23Ah!
33:24Ah!
33:28And with the score now at one goal apiece, it makes it even Stephens at the end of the second
33:34tucker.
33:35My lords, ladies and gentlemen, please take to the pitch for the divot staffing.
33:43Oh, sorry! Sorry! Come here!
33:46Sorry! He just loves telly.
33:49Which side are you on?
33:51Uh, Carinium.
33:52Oh.
33:52I'm Carinium.
33:53Ah.
33:55Is Master Dog coming back?
33:57Of course.
33:58Are you thinking of entering?
33:59Oh!
34:00David does not enjoy the spotlight.
34:02I like having my belly rubbed in front of Knott's Landing.
34:05Don't be all David.
34:07David Bow Wowie, if you please.
34:08Ah!
34:11Would you like to watch the filming with me?
34:13Could we?
34:14That's awfully kind of you.
34:16Charles, Fairbairn.
34:18Muffy.
34:18Short for Caroline.
34:25Sweaty work.
34:28Might go back to mine in, um, another long shower.
34:32Who is?
34:33Me or my brother?
34:35We know you've been bonking both of us.
34:37Don't play a player, mate.
34:47It's like West Side Story.
34:49The two different sides coming together.
34:51Yeah.
34:52I guess it is.
34:55Do you go both ways, then?
34:57Oh, uh, I just like sex.
35:02A lot.
35:03Oh.
35:05I haven't done it yet.
35:07I really want to, though.
35:16All set for the big surprise, team.
35:18Ready for the grand finale?
35:20Mm-hmm.
35:24I can't wait to come and see you tonight.
35:26Tonight can't come soon enough.
35:36James, James, are right back in the game now, running hard.
35:43Can he score one more?
35:44Yes, he's done!
35:46Yeah!
35:47Come on!
35:55Come on!
35:56Is Rupert the Daddy, or is it James?
36:01We've been running to the ladies all week.
36:03The men around you may not have realized, but that's men.
36:07Right!
36:08Ready for launch.
36:10Sarah's so excited, she could burst!
36:12Ah, smile!
36:13We're going to be in Tatler.
36:15Okay, thank you.
36:16No, come on, crack your face here, having fun.
36:18Little distance.
36:19That's enough, thank you.
36:21Let's get you out, then, Sarah.
36:23We discussed it.
36:24It's really very simple.
36:26You jump out of the plane, the parachute pops open.
36:28You just float like a little butterfly.
36:30It's thrilling!
36:31Down into the field, everyone forwards, lovely, lonely.
36:35Is there a problem?
36:36No.
36:37Come on.
36:41We'll look after her.
36:42Good luck.
36:45Tell me, I'm pregnant.
36:48Huh?
36:48Speak up, woman.
36:49I'm pregnant!
36:52Oh, you are the face of two primetime television shows.
36:55This is hugely mean.
36:58Well, we're up to start auditioning for replacements on Monday, then, Deirdre.
37:02Come along, then.
37:03Let's get you up in the plane.
37:04No, I can't.
37:06Tony, I can't.
37:08I have four camera crews, twelve photographers, the whole of Roger waiting for a fucking surprise.
37:13Who's going to jump out the bloody plane, then?
37:29Oh, my God.
37:45I can't.
37:46I can't.
37:47I can't.
37:47And that's a goal.
37:51Yeah!
37:52It's a bad way.
37:53Yeah!
37:56The Jack Jets are winners of the Roger Cup.
38:02Yes!
38:09Yes.
38:10Well done, Freddie.
38:11Yes.
38:12Can that be all, madam?
38:14Yes.
38:14Yes.
38:15Yes.
38:16And a lager for Mr. Jones, please.
38:19He looks thirsty.
38:21Can you put it in there for me?
38:27I can't stop thinking about you.
38:32Me too.
38:36It's like a beautiful dream I had.
38:53Fred, Fred, didn't he do well?
38:57He was wonderful.
38:59Well played, Freddie.
39:00Oh, I mean, he was too tubby for polo.
39:02Oh, hey, that poor horse.
39:05Could you, uh, take a picture of us?
39:07Oh, no.
39:07Give the camera to Mrs. Vericuff.
39:08Okay.
39:09I'm not great, but he's, uh...
39:11No satisfaction, Sharon.
39:13Uh, say cheese.
39:14Cheese!
39:17Cheese!
39:18Flirties!
39:18Oh, come on.
39:19Come on, come on.
39:19Sharon.
39:20You look nice.
39:20You look chilly.
39:21You look clean and stand up, Sharon.
39:23Oh.
39:30Lizzie.
39:31No, no, Freddie.
39:32You've walked off of El's camera.
39:35Oh, God, sorry.
39:43I think it's best we keep away from each other.
39:48It's gonna be quite hard.
39:51Must be in neighbours now and everything.
39:54It's hurting my heart.
40:07My lords and ladies and gentlemen,
40:09some quiet, please.
40:11We are delighted as ever
40:13to host you all here in the grounds
40:15of our humble home.
40:17And this year with even more joy
40:19in our hearts than usual, because...
40:21The day Hermione and I thought would never arrive
40:23it's finally on the horizon.
40:25After her sterling work for the Spazdix
40:28and rebuilding that school in Ghana,
40:30our beloved Caroline is getting married.
40:36We are delighted to announce the engagement
40:39of our daughter, Caroline Margaret.
40:43Yes.
40:45To Mr. Gerald Middleton.
40:48Come up, Gerald.
40:49Come up, Gerald.
40:53To Gerald and Muffy, everyone.
40:56To Gerald and Muffy.
41:12It's been a wonderful day for Carinium.
41:14Well, personally, may I say how fabulous it is
41:16to have you back at the helm, Tony.
41:17Stronger than ever.
41:18None the worst for my little adventure.
41:20Ah, yes.
41:20And, um, before Carinium's big surprise today,
41:24just to confirm for some concerned viewers at home,
41:27this was an accident.
41:29It wasn't due to any foul play.
41:31I slipped on the steps outside Carinium
41:33and tie my own fault.
41:34Perhaps I should wear trainers instead of brogues.
41:37Well, thank you for putting all our minds at rest.
41:39Welcome.
41:39And cut.
41:41Terrific, Tony.
41:41Well done.
41:42Excellent.
41:42Well done, James.
41:43Thanks, Tony.
41:45Glad we got the truth on record.
41:48No threat of police for me.
41:50No public scandal for you.
41:52Win-win, right?
41:59Hold on, guys.
42:01Hold on, guys.
42:02Hold on, sir.
42:10Hold on.
42:17You stayed ahead of the game.
42:18I did.
42:33Mikey, Mikey, shoot me.
42:34Okay, okay.
42:36Right.
42:36Okay?
42:37Follow the parachute.
42:48Whoa!
42:49Go!
42:50Oh, go!
42:51Oh, no!
42:53Oh, no!
43:01Whoa!
43:03Oh, no!
43:04Oh, no!
43:06Oh, no!
43:07Oh, no!
43:14And finally to today's Rutger Cup at New Hampshire Estates
43:18with this exclusive footage brought to us by Venturer Television.
43:27The match was won by satellite technology mogul Freddie Jones' Jones Jets
43:32with Mrs Thatcher's Minister for Sport, Rupert Campbell Black,
43:35back in action, helping to score the winning goal.
43:38And the behind-the-scenes fiasco Tony Baddingham didn't want you to see
43:42as a Carinium employee humiliates himself
43:45after crash-landing his parachute into a tree.
43:49Poor chap. I hope he's all right.
43:51In the ICB franchise battle between television titan Carinium
43:55and the newly formed Venturer Television,
43:58it was Venturer who won the day.
44:00What?
44:03May I speak with you, Tony?
44:04Oh, this is getting extremely dull, Sarah.
44:08If you want to keep your job,
44:09your little inconvenience needs to be flushed away.
44:12It's yours.
44:17It's your baby, Tony.
44:28I'm scared.
44:32Long day, darling.
44:35What's for dinner?
44:37Um, I have to admit, today was embarrassing.
44:42No, darling, I'm sorry.
44:43Not for me.
44:44For you.
44:46You let her humiliate you in front of our friends,
44:50in front of your children.
44:54I defied my father and my whole family
44:57when I agreed to exchange this house for your surname, Tony.
45:01There will be no more lies.
45:03Or I will hurt you.
45:06Far more than any mistress ever could.
45:10You want to win so badly.
45:14You make yourself very easy to beat.
45:19Come on, dog.
45:21Come on.
45:30Why didn't you tell me you were Jerry's chum?
45:33I just can't believe it.
45:34You're going to be a proper little gang, the three of us.
45:37Well, the four of us.
45:39This must be what love does to you.
45:40I'd completely forgotten about David.
45:42I'm just not mounting Gertrude in the garden.
45:50You should have told me she was Henry's daughter.
45:53Sorry, Charles, I wanted to speak to you first.
45:55Then tell me you're into Muffy.
45:59I like her.
46:02Do you think it'll work?
46:04Our plan.
46:05Worth a try, isn't it?
46:07I mean, they're very exciting last two chuckers.
46:09Well, I played some chuckers in my...
46:12Thank you, Angel.
46:15We did it.
46:17You did it?
46:19Where did you manage to hold your nerve?
46:22I held on to Rupert
46:24and waited until Tony publicly absolved me.
46:27If he goes to the police now, he'll just look foolish.
46:29Tony would never let that happen.
46:30We'd better be careful.
46:32He'll be out for blood.
46:34Glad you got out alive, though.
46:36Well, I got out alive, but without my car or my apartment.
46:40Well, you're coming to live with me.
46:44Pensacombe Court.
46:45You mean that?
46:48Of course.
47:08No, I'll just, um...
47:10Be back in a sec.
47:23Hey.
47:24Need to explain.
47:32The camera came to me for protection.
47:35I had to get her away quickly, keep her safe from Tony,
47:38do the right thing.
47:43I'm trying to behave honorably.
47:48Did you sleep with her immediately,
47:49or did you honorably hold off for one night?
47:52I was already sleeping with Cameron before I kissed you.
47:54Well, then you shouldn't have kissed me.
47:55No, I shouldn't have kissed you.
48:02It's true.
48:03What everyone says about you.
48:07You aren't capable of love.
48:13Ty.
48:14Please.
48:14Get out of my kitchen.
48:19Come on.
48:20Come on.
48:20Come on.
48:21Come on.
48:22Come on.
48:24Come on.
48:25Come on.
48:25Come on.
48:25Come on.
48:36People say that life isn't a fairy tale.
48:40That happy ever after doesn't exist.
48:43But what if you just haven't found a person
48:45who'll give you your happy ending?
48:48It's up to you to give yourself the love you deserve.
48:55However, be prepared.
48:58With love may also come war.
49:00And every war has its casualties.
49:06Welcome home.
49:08Don't you think it's peculiar?
49:21Dogs?
49:30Get the fuck out of my house.
49:34You know it's only a matter of time
49:36before he did Shishi Cameron.
49:38Six days.
49:39Six weeks.
49:41He might even keep you six months
49:42to venture a find me.
49:44Don't get the franchise.
49:45Then he'll kick you out
49:46like all the rest.
49:47Why are you here, Tony?
49:49Oh.
49:52I brought you a housewarming present.
49:58I don't need evidence to punish you.
50:02The retribution I had planned
50:04will be far more painful.
50:10This is going to be fun.
50:12I'm going to get
50:19Love now.
50:24Everybody
50:25loves you.
50:27Love now.
50:30Love now.
50:31Love now.
50:33Love now.
50:35Love now.
50:39Love now.
51:08Oh...
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