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Berlin and the Lady with an Ermine Season 1 Episode 1
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00:13Life is grand, enjoy the ride
00:22Until it's time to go, let's go in style
00:28Live it up, take my advice
00:35All right, drop the anchor
00:37And when it's time to go, let's go in style
00:48Now it's been said
00:50This is a perfect environment to ponder over our new heist
00:53Let's be together
00:56I think I have a great idea
00:58I've been mulling it over lately
01:00Really?
01:01Pray tell
01:01Rob a bank
01:03I want us to target the vault
01:04Not just any bank, of course
01:06The one with the most safety deposit boxes in all of Spain
01:107,624
01:12The deposit boxes are all private, kept in a vault
01:15The place is quite special, actually
01:18People's valuables are kept secret
01:19Rumor has it there are jewels and gold
01:21But you want to know the truth?
01:23It's where people hide their dirty money
01:25So in that case, your plan is to rob boxes without having any idea what's in them?
01:30Is that it?
01:30Pretty risky surprise
01:32Oh no, no, no surprise there
01:34I'm talking about the Bank of Marbella
01:35They've upped the number of deposit boxes three times
01:38You want to know why?
01:39Because Marbella is an incredibly rich city
01:41It's home to Russian multi-millionaires and Arab sheiks
01:44And all the mafias worldwide
01:46The Lebanese, Italians, Moroccan
01:49And what do you think they store there?
01:50The grandma's knitting medals?
01:51No
01:52Lots of gold and dirty money
01:54Care to go for a dip?
01:57But baby, let's go in style
02:10Best time to do it is Christmas
02:13This year, Christmas Eve is on a Friday
02:15And Christmas is on a Saturday
02:16The bank will also be closed on the Sunday
02:19So we'll have three days to get in and clean out
02:21So you would like me to help you to commit robbery on Christmas
02:25Without knowing what exactly we're stealing
02:27I just told you, it's all dirty money
02:29It's decent amounts of it
02:31Sue me if I'm wrong
02:32Brother, listen to me
02:33Can you guarantee that there's more than 15 million euros?
02:36I won't bother for less and I want it in cash
02:38I have no use for jewels
02:40And I don't want gold
02:41You have a better idea?
02:43Why are we attending a social event for millionaire yachtsmen?
02:46The Vintage Yacht World Cup
02:48No, no, no
02:48These are our fishing grounds
02:50Mingling with multi-millionaires is the surest way to achieve our goal
02:54Think about the two parts of that word
02:56Multi and millionaires
02:58And so what does it stand for?
03:00It stands for multiple millions
03:02If you want to rub shoulders with multi-millionaires, why not go to Monaco?
03:05For heaven's sake, that's old school
03:07The real multi-millionaires are here
03:09The adventurous ones
03:10The ones that sail throughout the world in their yachts
03:13The ones we're interested in
03:14Care to know why?
03:15Because they think they're just like us
03:17They're proud neo-hippies
03:19They wear t-shirts instead of sport coats
03:21Like the guy who owns Facebook
03:23They all think they're so down to earth
03:25San Sebastian is the new Morocco
03:46I want to break free
03:51I want to break free
03:55Thank you
03:56How will we choose to rob?
03:59That's actually one of my favorite parts of our craft
04:02The seduction
04:04It's not enough just to target someone with a large fortune
04:07You have to earn their trust as well
04:10It's crucial to get into their circle of friends
04:13Into their private life
04:14And from that vantage point
04:15You find out how they manage their fortune
04:17And where they entrust it
04:19Before they know it
04:21You take what's theirs
04:22They're like lambs out to slaughter
04:26Now I understand why we're here
04:28To seduce
04:29Shall we begin?
04:34Madam, good evening, excuse me
04:35My colleague and I were noticing your stunning dress
04:38You look absolutely marvelous
04:40Thank you, that's very kind
04:41My name is Margarita
04:43Nice to meet you
04:43And you are?
04:44Ricardo Perez Infanta
04:46He owns a shipping company in North Africa
04:48But we interrupted you, forgive us
04:50I'm going to go admire the boats now
04:52What are you doing?
04:54I also own a shipping company
04:55Really?
04:56But elsewhere
04:57What a coincidence
04:59Yes
05:08My necklace
05:10Careful
05:12May I?
05:15Please, allow me
05:19Thanks
05:19Just a second
05:20Let me see
05:31There
05:31I think I got all the pearls
05:32Thanks a lot
05:35I noticed it felt a little loose
05:36When I fastened it earlier
05:38May I have the owner?
05:40Great
05:41Careful with your hair
05:42There
05:44You know, jewelry clasps
05:46Don't always have the same quality
05:49Since they're not the same quality as the rest
05:51They expand and loosen
05:53Wow
05:54You're quite the expert in jewelry
05:55No, just an enthusiast
05:58My grandfather was a jeweler
06:00In Paris
06:02And you
06:02And you
06:03You're
06:03Ah
06:04My name's Simone
06:06Charmed
06:06Dare I say I know who you are
06:09Genoveva Dante
06:11Duchess of Malaga
06:12What a pleasure
06:14Enchanted
06:15Feelings mutual
06:16Excuse me
06:16Lady Genoveva, your car is ready for you
06:19Sorry to leave
06:20I'd love to continue our conversation
06:22But I have other engagements, sadly
06:24May I walk you out?
06:27I'd love that
06:29You know, this venue is one of the best I've seen for a party
06:36That's right, yes
06:44What a shame you can't stay longer this evening
06:47But I assure you, you've made this party unforgettable
06:50Will I see you at dinner?
06:52I'm off to Seville now
06:53Ah, right, I understand perfectly
06:55Your residence there is one of the most striking in town
06:59Sounds like you've seen my palace
07:01Suffice it to say that every time I pass by it, I'm intrigued
07:03And I can't help admiring the facade
07:05I imagine it's an architectural gem inside
07:08How would you like to see it?
07:10I'd love that
07:12And if you host my visit, it'll be double the pleasure
07:15How about next week, then?
07:19How about two weeks from now?
07:22I've been traveling strictly in my yacht, and it takes longer, naturally
07:26I'll wait for you
07:41Tell me about the lady I left you with, how'd it go?
07:44Did her dentures fall in her gin and tonne?
07:47That's classy
07:49Who is she?
07:51The millionaire I want us to rob
08:20One, two, one
08:21Whoa, whoa, whoa
08:28We are on and out
08:32And she's still on and out
08:49I found
08:50And I hear
08:50We are on
08:50And
08:50We are on
08:51Has
09:35Duchess, a treat for you.
09:37You really shouldn't have gone through the bother.
09:39Nonsense. It was my pleasure.
09:45Come with me now.
09:49You don't know how thrilled I am that you're here.
09:58Are you taking me on a tour of the palace?
10:01No, later.
10:02I'll tell you all about its glorious history,
10:04but first things first, there's something more pressing.
10:08There is.
10:09What is it?
10:11It's a surprise.
10:13You'll see.
10:14Right through here.
10:18What a delight.
10:20I'm thrilled you accepted my invitation.
10:36I've been looking forward to this moment.
10:45My wife told me you are quite the admirer of the architecture in Seville,
10:50and of my home in particular.
10:52Yes, in passing, I've always admired the elegant neo-Gothic and neo-Mudahar styles.
10:58That's not all.
10:59I'll show you the wing that's neo-Renaissance.
11:02A complimentary art history class.
11:04If you'll excuse me, I'll go make sure the chocolates are put in the fridge.
11:07They'll melt in the seats.
11:07Thank you, my love.
11:14Shall we sit?
11:15I'd love that.
11:16I said I was really looking forward to this moment because I've been wanting to meet you.
11:23I've heard great things about you.
11:26Great things, truly.
11:30Mind if I ask who spoke about me?
11:45You are a brilliant man.
11:48I'd go so far as to say that you're a genius.
11:52I admire your talent.
11:54Your career is second to none.
11:56No slip-ups.
11:58And you never leave any evidence at all for the police to find.
12:03What's this about, sir?
12:06Is this a veiled threat?
12:07No, no, no, no, not at all.
12:09You misunderstood me.
12:11I have no intention of blackmailing you or asking you where the chalice is.
12:15It actually belongs to a good friend of mine.
12:18But he's accepted his loss.
12:21Hmm.
12:22So you see, I'm genuinely impressed with what you do.
12:27That's why I wanted to have you over.
12:31I have an offer for you.
12:33I'd like you to bring me something.
12:36An original Leonardo da Vinci.
12:39The lady with an ermine.
12:41Have you heard of it?
12:42It's one of a series of four portraits of women he painted.
12:46The original piece is in Krakow.
12:48At the Czartoryski Museum.
12:51How marvelous.
12:52See?
12:53A true expert.
12:54Exactly.
12:55Exactly.
12:56But it's coming to Seville.
12:57As part of an exhibition on the Renaissance.
13:00It's going to be shown at the former convent Merced Kalsana.
13:03Right.
13:04Known today as the Museum of Fine Arts.
13:05Don't you think it's magical?
13:07A delightful twist of fate.
13:09The masterpiece is coming here.
13:14I've dreamed of this.
13:18He's dreamed of this.
13:19That's what that bozo said.
13:21He admires what I do as if I were the Pope.
13:22Who are you talking about?
13:23The Duke of Malaga.
13:24He just ambushed me.
13:25Inviting me to his palace was just a front.
13:29He lured me there with his wife.
13:31She's beautiful, right?
13:32She told him all about me.
13:33He knows I'm a ladies' man.
13:34And I would never have the heart to reject her.
13:37What was the point?
13:37What does he want?
13:38He showed me a picture of the chalice we stole in Madrid.
13:45Where did he get the picture?
13:47Where did he get that information?
13:49What does that matter to us now, Damien?
13:51The only thing that matters now is that he wants me to steal for him.
13:54He thinks I'm some pawn who works for others?
13:56Do I look like a henchman or I depend on commissions?
13:59Do I look like an errand boy?
14:01You know the truth?
14:02My robberies are works of art, masterpieces.
14:05I don't follow the whittles of an amateur.
14:07I get it.
14:07So you told him you can't accept his request?
14:09Not exactly.
14:10No.
14:11You agreed to it?
14:12No, I did not agree.
14:13All right?
14:13I told him I'd think about it.
14:15God, the heatless of ill is unbearable.
14:17But...
14:19Why didn't you flat out refuse?
14:21Because I want to teach him a lesson.
14:23That's why I'm going to make him pay for treating me this way.
14:26Hang on, Artress.
14:26How do you expect to make him pay?
14:28Huh?
14:39Haven't you heard the saying,
14:41it's no crime to steal from a thief?
14:43Well, I want to claim what's his.
14:45That's right.
14:46We're looking for our next target?
14:48That hare-brained millionaire is perfect.
14:50He's more of a criminal than we are.
14:52He won't be able to rat on us.
14:54Artress, I think you're overreacting.
14:55No, I'm not.
14:56The guy knows who we are.
14:58He knows who you are.
15:00If we turn him down, it could backfire on us.
15:03We have to say yes.
15:03He's our next heist.
15:05And he'll have to live with that.
15:07Yes or no?
15:14Call the others.
15:19Oh, I am.
15:20This is what it takes all this...
15:24Candela, Candela, what?
15:25What are you...
15:26Can you hear me?
15:28Here, take your goddamn records.
15:30I want you out of my house.
15:36Candela, come on.
15:37You're losing your mind.
15:38You think I'm losing my mind?
15:39Wait till you see how I am when I go down there.
15:41Oh, my God.
15:45Didn't I tell you to leave?
15:46Why don't you do what I asked you to?
15:48Please, just tell me what I did.
15:50You and your cousin had an affair.
15:52Candela, Jesus.
15:53I swear nothing happened with that.
15:54You need to leave.
15:55I don't even know how to tell you.
15:56Get out of here.
15:57Get out of here.
16:08Why are you looking at me like that?
16:09Want a picture or something?
16:11No reason.
16:12No reason.
16:13Yeah, right.
16:14I was just counting my blessings.
16:16I'm glad I'm not that man.
16:17But you look like you're about to faint.
16:19You look like a horse who worked all day in the field.
16:21I know.
16:22My suit's 100% linen, but I'm still sweltering.
16:25I don't know how you do it.
16:26It's 115 degrees in the shade in this city.
16:29It's awful.
16:30I'll tell you how.
16:31We're all fiery around here.
16:32We're all very hot-blooded.
16:34It boils in seconds.
16:35It's in our nature.
16:36This city's as torrid as we are.
16:38Yes, I see that.
16:40But you've never considered, I don't know,
16:42moving to Switzerland or something?
16:44Switzerland.
16:45Yeah, right.
16:46Here, I want you to have this album.
16:49You look like you know good music.
16:50For the record, life's pretty good in the South.
16:53We've got Lamenco, the Guadalquivir,
16:57orange trees everywhere,
16:58and over 300 statues of civilian virgins.
17:01And the passion.
17:02And the passion.
17:07And forgive me, but after seeing that heated argument,
17:10it's fair to say that most people will never feel
17:12such unfiltered emotions in their entire lives.
17:15Well, we just don't beat around the bush here.
17:17We charge at full speed, you know?
17:20No, no, no, no, no.
17:21I think it's more like full force.
17:23No, how do you know?
17:25I think it's only natural for you to be strong.
17:27It's far too hot to be quick.
17:28Whatever.
17:28I want you to have these so when you listen to him,
17:30you'll remember me.
17:32You'll never forget me, you'll see.
17:35I have a piece of advice for you.
17:37I think that the easiest way for you to avoid suffering
17:40from this heat here
17:41is to not wear a silly jacket.
17:43Farewell.
17:46Can I help you?
17:46No, no, it's fine.
17:47Are you sure?
17:51Hmm.
17:53I got a hold of the others.
17:55They'll be here in 48 hours.
17:58That's great.
17:59What's with the records?
18:02That woman stole my wallet with so much finesse,
18:05she'd put David Copperfield to shame.
18:07She gave me a couple records,
18:09chatted me up,
18:10and pushed me ever so slightly to create a diversion.
18:12Not once, but twice.
18:14She managed to check both my pant pockets
18:16and took it effortlessly.
18:18It levitated.
18:20Never touched me.
18:22True expert.
18:23And what was in it?
18:25Nothing really.
18:26Six or seven hundred euros.
18:30Hey.
18:31Theft with prestidigitation is an art form.
18:34Sure.
18:34I'm more than happy to pay for it.
18:36Naturally.
18:37What do you mean?
18:38It's either that
18:39or you're looking forward to getting your wallet back.
18:41Hmm?
18:54After the heist in Paris,
18:56Bruce was both enchanted and confused by Kayla.
19:07She was the 34th woman he'd kissed in his life,
19:11and she ignited desires in him he never felt before with anyone else.
19:17He loved waiting for her at the hairdressers.
19:21Or going to the movies with her,
19:23not knowing what he was going to see.
19:26And one day,
19:27while looking at a Christmas display in a store window,
19:30he said something he'd never said before.
19:32Wanna move in together?
19:38Yes!
19:42Two weeks into living with her,
19:43he noticed he had absolutely no intention of running away.
19:47Bruce realized he was deeply in love with her.
19:51And the old Bruce was gone.
19:55He even threw a goodbye party for his old self.
20:12He invited his friends, his family, and people from his hometown.
20:16Over 1,500 people attended.
20:24During the big bash,
20:26Bruce bid farewell to the party animal inside him.
20:29He said goodbye to alcohol,
20:30reggaeton,
20:31and one night stands.
20:43The two appeared as the bride and groom on a wedding cake.
20:47He stood proudly by her side.
20:49He was thrilled to declare to everyone
20:51how committed he was to Kayla.
20:54Where are we?
20:55Who's out of here?
20:57It's because we love you.
21:10String me up.
21:12...
21:16But as Bruce was turning his back on his wildlife,
21:19Kayla, quite paradoxically, was being seduced by it.
21:34Sometimes, a random encounter can drag you straight to the depths of hell.
22:00Roy also got to discover life in a relationship.
22:05But unlike Bruce and Kayla, his experience was epic right from the start.
22:15They first lived in a secluded cabin, cut off from the rest of the world like a couple of Robinson
22:20Crusos.
22:27Some nights, they would set up a mattress outside to gaze at the shooting stars together.
22:34They'd even sleep out there on occasion.
22:37They were so happy.
22:39Cameron would say that when you're happy, you can sleep pretty much anywhere.
22:45Eventually, they grew bored of the countryside, so they drove into the city.
22:49They lived wherever they wanted to, however they wanted to.
22:59But something must have gone wrong along the way.
23:02They showed up separately, and none of us saw them speaking to each other.
23:25Everyone had their love story, including me.
23:29But mine was more of a romance with Damien.
23:33When the adrenaline of the Paris heist wore off, Damien returned to an empty house.
23:38He was so happy.
23:38But he had to go to the house to face his loneliness.
23:39He obsessed with his fate by all means possible.
23:43So he taught longer classes.
23:45And extended his tutorials.
23:49He even signed up for the Teachers Paddleball League.
23:53But try as he would, there was always that moment when the university shut off its lights.
24:00I had bought a suitcase and a one-way ticket to Singapore to meet with Camille.
24:05But I kept seeing this guy lurking by my house every night.
24:10He'd even double park in the street when he couldn't find a spot.
24:13And when he'd see me go by, he'd pretend to bump into me.
24:17I'm in Andres.
24:19What a coincidence.
24:21I was on my way to the supermarket at one of the universities closed now.
24:25You want to grab a beer?
24:27Or catch a movie?
24:29We could go for Korean.
24:31I came to realize my friend desperately needed me to take him on a trip to get his sob story
24:36off his chest.
24:37And it worked.
24:39He told me all about it in Vancouver.
24:43In Arizona.
24:45In Tulum.
24:47He continued to tell me about it in Medellin.
24:50In Rio de Janeiro.
24:52He didn't get off the topic for a second during our trip until we got to Argentina.
25:01There.
25:02In Patagonia.
25:04In front of a spectacular glacier crumbling to pieces into the sea.
25:08Much like his life, he understood it was time to pick up the pieces.
25:13How about we go home?
25:21Okay, now that we have all the details, we can begin.
25:26I assume you're all wondering why we're here in Seville.
25:31We've been hired to steal this portrait.
25:33The Lady with an Ermine.
25:34Painted by Leonardo da Vinci in 1489.
25:38It's estimated to be worth over 300 million euros.
25:41It's currently at the Czartoryski Museum in Krakow.
25:44In ten days, it'll be shipped over here to Seville for an expo on the Renaissance.
25:47But, we're not going to do it.
25:50Allow me.
25:54For now, our main focus is not going to be what we steal, but from whom.
26:02Alvaro Hermoso de Medina is the person who wants us to carry out this disgraceful task.
26:07And, um, back to you.
26:11This man is the heir of a lineage of Spanish nobles, and he lives in one of the most prestigious
26:16palaces in Seville.
26:17The property spreads over 8,000 square meters.
26:20There are cloisters, gardens, stables, even a church.
26:24As far as we know, he has a cellar filled with world-famous sherry.
26:27And there's a ranch to breed fighting bulls.
26:29When it comes to bullfighting, he's a virtuoso.
26:31But why would an aristocrat from such a noble lineage, with a palace and all, want a stolen piece of
26:37art?
26:39I asked him the exact same question.
26:42The lady with an ermine is an alluring painting because it's gorgeous, but...
26:46It's also worth a tremendous amount of money.
26:48It's priceless, really. Is it for you, or...
26:51Or would you like to trade it on the black market?
26:55Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
27:05ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
27:05Well, I don't think that's any of your business.
27:09Let's just say that I want it for myself.
27:13As the Holy Grail of my collection.
27:18Understood.
27:21I would love to see it.
27:23Well, surely you'll understand it for reasons of security
27:28Or rather, for a logical reason
27:32I'd rather not show a professional like you its location
27:39That collection is what we're going after
27:41What's in it?
27:43What do you mean?
27:47The collection
27:49We don't know for the moment
27:55Are you fucking kidding me right now?
27:58You're against robbing the vault of the Bank of Marbella
28:00Because we don't know what's in there
28:02But now you want us to steal a mystery collection
28:04It makes no sense at all
28:05For all we know, it's a stamp collection
28:07Or he collects tons of coins from around the world
28:11Or it's Amphrey
28:13Amphrey
28:14No one requesting one of Da Vinci's masterpieces
28:17Would store it with lesser pieces
28:19If it's the cherry, imagine the damn cake
28:23I have a feeling that the collection is a real treasure
28:26It's extraordinary
28:27The treasure that brought you here to Seville
28:29Is that jewel of a duchess
28:32I saw you with her in San Sebastian
28:33You were flirting and giggling with her on the stairs
28:36You made us take a boat all the way from the Cantabrian coast
28:40Through the Atlantic to Seville
28:41For the promise of a date with her
28:44I think what's really going on here
28:46Is you're pissed off she lured you here just to meet her husband
28:50Robberies require surgical precision
28:53Not the rage of a scorned man who wants a screw over a duke
28:56You want to put us at risk
28:57For a plan you haven't thought out at all
29:00Out of ego
29:01And your arrogance
29:05And you?
29:05What?
29:07Do you want me to share with them what you thought of?
29:11He wants to dig a hole
29:13And make me go through it to steal safes
29:15With a plumber's blowtorch
29:17And you want it to happen over Christmas
29:19All because you have no one to enjoy the holidays with
29:28Okay hang on
29:29How about this
29:30Whoever wants to help our friend Damien
29:32With his plan can go ahead
29:34And get off this boat right now
29:36Please get your things and leave
29:37And whoever wants to find out
29:39What exactly is in the duke's collection
29:43Can stay here
29:50Very well then
29:53I'm going to stay as well
29:55We'll steal that collection together
29:57And then whoever wants to join me
29:59Can take part in the bank heist
30:00That way we'll find out whose plan was better
30:11Wow
30:12This city is stunning
30:15Even more so at night
30:16When all is quiet
30:17And the suffocating heat lets up
30:20The scent of orange blossom
30:22Still perfumes the air
30:25Breathe it in raw
30:26You'll see
30:27Smell that?
30:29Yeah I do
30:30Truly lovely
30:31Sir
30:32Where are we going?
30:34I need to see if you've lost your abilities
30:35Over the past few months
30:38Open that door please
30:41Do it
30:52Fantastic
30:52Fantastic
31:01This one as well
31:05Sir
31:06This is linked to that collection
31:08Am I right?
31:08What collection?
31:11You know
31:12The dukes
31:12Somewhat tangentially
31:14Maybe
31:14Come on
31:15Go on
31:31How marvelous
31:34I've got it from here
31:35It's best if you go join your other colleagues
31:37Out on the ship
31:38All right
31:38All right
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33:41You shot me, that's harsh.
33:43Don't worry, they're pellets.
33:44It's just my cousin's BB gun.
33:49Why are you in my house?
33:51I'm here to reclaim my wallet.
33:54You should have rung the doorbell like everyone else.
33:57Next time, I'll aim for one of your eyes.
34:14Damien, I think I've got something.
34:17I just pulled all the Duke's tax returns, and he has three main companies.
34:21The Gattle Ranch, Hermoso Wineries, and a boat rental service.
34:25He's got a bunch of luxury charter yachts.
34:27They're high-end, like if you're not loaded, forget it.
34:31Is this useful?
34:32I have no idea, Cameron.
34:35The fact that he rents charter yachts in the A-class doesn't lead me to believe he's hiding some enigmatic
34:39treasure of a collection.
34:42I feel like a substitute teacher right now.
34:44You know, the language teacher stuff replacing the physics teacher on sick leave?
34:47This isn't even the heist I had in mind.
34:50So, looks like I just found something.
34:52Come see if you want.
34:54I hacked into his emails, messages, invoices, bank accounts, purchases, orders.
34:59Great.
35:00You found out all that Duke's dirty secrets.
35:03In 99, the Duke had some very strange work done on his country estate about 40 kilometers outside of Seville.
35:08A sort of tunnel from his house to the wineries, so there's an actual train that goes from his mansion
35:12to the cellars without leaving his house to board it.
35:16A little weird, no?
35:21That's not the only weird thing.
35:22In 2000, just one year later, the Duke moved everything from that winery to the one he has in Jerez
35:27de la Frontera.
35:29Close the one on the estate.
35:31I think it's safe to say it's fishy to have a train that commutes to a closed business.
35:37In his 2000 tax return, he had a million-euro bill deducted from Nitax Private Security, a security company based
35:44out of Geneva.
35:46It's made out to the estate's address.
35:49It's the company in charge of security at Sotheby's and the Louvre.
35:52There's a mansion on their website.
35:58And why would anyone invest to that extent to protect an empty winery, complete with a train that leads directly
36:03to his old mansion?
36:05If the Duke really has a collection of great value, it's definitely in there.
36:18As you were, everyone.
36:21Where's Berlin?
36:22I just want to go back to my cabin.
36:23He can take over and leave his own investigation.
36:25Yeah.
36:26Um, we went out for a walk around Seville for a while.
36:29All right.
36:30Just walking around.
36:31Walking around, sure.
36:33Yeah.
36:33He stayed out is all.
36:34Tell me, did you happen to take a stroll at the patio de Bandera Square?
36:39Yes.
36:40Number 22?
36:42Yeah.
36:43First floor, right?
36:45Yes.
36:46Oh, fuck me.
36:48First a treasure leading to the collection.
36:50Now he chases a woman who throws records out her window.
36:53I'm going to call it at night.
37:06It's painful.
37:07I know.
37:16Could you get this charming little fellow out of the bed for a moment?
37:20Why would I do that?
37:22Bunnies aren't exactly hygienic in such circumstances.
37:25My pomelo is a very clean bunny.
37:27Ow.
37:27He's a vulnerable animal, cries a lot, breaks my heart.
37:30All right, let's do the other.
37:32Careful, please.
37:36I got it.
37:37So tell me, is this how you welcome men to your home with gunfire?
37:41Thing is, you weren't invited.
37:44Besides, I thought you were someone else.
37:47Yeah?
37:47My boyfriend.
37:49My former boyfriend.
37:51He broke in to steal a shoebox that had 6,000 euros in it.
37:55He also knew I kept all my savings in a cookie jar.
37:57But he didn't get his hands on it.
37:59I thought he was back to try to take it again.
38:01Okay, mystery salt.
38:03Listen, if you return my wallet, I could take you out to dinner.
38:07Or, how about breakfast?
38:09Much better.
38:09Well, that's not possible.
38:11Why not?
38:12Because your wallet was in the shoebox.
38:14Hmm.
38:16But you know what?
38:18Since he managed to steal your wallet and my money, too,
38:21you're gonna come with me to get it back.
38:24Sound good to you?
38:26All right, if you insist on it.
38:29Here, you can wear my boyfriend's T-shirt.
38:31You mean wear a T-shirt?
38:32No.
38:34Impossible.
38:47Have any children?
38:49Me?
38:50No.
39:02You hungry?
39:03You want a chocolate bar from the store or something?
39:04No, thanks.
39:05All good.
39:06Saving my appetite for breakfast.
39:07Okay.
39:49All right, let's go.
39:53All set.
39:55All right, we're good to go.
40:00Oh, one night, please.
40:13All right, let's go.
40:19All right, let's go.
40:21All right, let's go.
40:33I'll go wherever you go, dear.
40:35All right, let's go.
40:41All right, let's go.
40:49All right, let's go.
41:00Una de invidia, pobre abrente de brujo, que cura el firmamento, desde un hotel de lujo, con dos, con dos
41:11comandos inicia.
41:42¿Puedo ayudarte?
41:50¡Gracias, Candela!
41:52¡No se sabe lo que te golpea, es hora de divertirme con ti!
42:02Hey, ¿dónde está mi dinero? ¿Quieres que me crezca que no estás ah�
42:08¿Estás estupendo en la cama? ¿Cómo se levanta a ti, entonces?
42:17¿Qué? ¿Estás dormido?
42:19¡También se levanta, dear!
42:24Quizás esto se levanta a ti.
42:39¡Gracias!
42:39¡Gracias!
42:53¿Qué están haciendo, Candela?
42:55¡Open la puerta! ¡Openla!
42:58Candela! Candela, you're gonna kill me! Open up!
43:00God damn it, the bank's finished below. Come on!
43:02Listen, I need that shoebox you stole from me before anything else.
43:05What are you talking about? I didn't steal anything.
43:07Oh, yeah, sure you didn't. You never do anything wrong.
43:09Just like you never cheated on me with your cousin.
43:11Candela, I swear to you, nothing happened with my cousin. I swear my life!
43:15Yeah.
43:15Candela, open up!
43:16Alright, take a step back and I will.
43:31Hey! You better stay out of this, okay? Get away. This concerns only us. Get closer.
43:37Stick your head out and swear to me you didn't sleep with her.
43:40Candela, what are you doing?
43:41I swear to you! Open the door, fuck!
43:44You're full of shit. I saw how you were looking at your cousin, alright?
43:49You're denying it like Judas. She's like my sister. Don't worry, I grew up with her.
43:53But you liked it when she got on your bike and rubbed her tits on you, huh?
43:57And going to the pool with her, right?
43:59She'd get up on your shoulders and her pussy would cradle your neck for all to see.
44:03Get your head out of there and look at me.
44:05Now!
44:06It's about to explode, Candela, for fuck's sake!
44:08Oh, please, stop saying it's gonna explode. I'm not done yet.
44:11What about shopping for her wedding dress with her? Who does that?
44:14She could have gone with her mom, her sister, her friend, huh?
44:17What? It makes no sense.
44:19What do you think you're doing with that house?
44:21Please, help me!
44:22Get any closer and I'll hate you with this!
44:23Candela, this is insane!
44:25Why do this?
44:25Stay away or I'll hate you!
44:26You're gonna regret this!
44:27No, I never have any regrets.
44:30Candela!
44:30Move away!
44:31Please stop!
44:32Listen!
44:33What's going on?
44:34All of you listen, nothing is going on here, okay?
44:36Just calm down, this will all be over really soon.
44:39You don't get any closer with that water, and you!
44:41Come on, please!
44:42What's wrong?
44:43You couldn't resist her in that white dress, you know it's true.
44:47Come out, I can't see you through the smoke.
44:48Candela, please stop, I'm begging you.
44:51Did you fuck her that day?
44:54Tell me.
44:57Did you fuck her that day, yes or no?
45:01Alright.
45:03I did.
45:04But just that one time, Candela, I was completely in love with you.
45:09For real.
45:12Sorry I hurt you.
45:15I'm so sorry.
45:16I'm sorry.
45:19That makes two of us.
45:24Candela!
45:26Candela!
45:27Alright, show's over now.
45:29I'm sorry!
45:30I'm sorry!
45:31I'm sorry!
45:32I'm sorry!
45:32I'm sorry!
45:32I'm sorry!
45:32I'm sorry!
45:33I'm sorry!
45:38I'm sorry!
45:38That makes two of us.
45:53I'm sorry!
46:04How about dots?
46:07What about dots?
46:08You all right?
46:09Yeah, I'm doing great.
46:12I'm glad I turned my back on that crap.
46:14You must think I'm a raging lunatic, right?
46:18Why, for shooting me in the chest or setting the RV on fire?
46:22We sort of had fun through it, though.
46:24I mean, even Pomelo thinks you're great.
46:26OK, it was a little much to pour gasoline on the RV like that,
46:29I know.
46:30Not at all.
46:30I thought you showed courage.
46:33Really?
46:36Love should end with the same forces when you fell into it.
46:39People wither away with long farewells.
46:41A lot of them spend months or even years trying to muster up the courage to part ways,
46:45and sometimes they never get around to doing it.
46:49That's really sad.
46:50It's actually making me angry.
46:53Few things are more tragic than understanding that your love story is over,
46:57that it's slowly wasting away, and resorting to excuses like having a headache
47:02to avoid touching each other.
47:04Or even worse, you pretend everything's all right until one morning,
47:08three years down the road, you just can't do it anymore.
47:11And you say it.
47:13Then the separation begins, you put all of the others' belongings into perfectly packed boxes.
47:18I don't do that.
47:19I'm more of a throw their shit out the window kind of girl.
47:22I get it.
47:22If you come into someone's life by flinging the door wide open,
47:25odds are you're going to slam it shut when you leave.
47:31Well, here we are.
47:36That t-shirt would have come in handy.
47:41Hang on, I'll help you.
47:42Just take it easy.
48:01Good evening, officer.
48:02Good evening.
48:03Where are you coming from?
48:04We went to visit with a friend in San Roque.
48:11Your car smells like gasoline.
48:14Probably because I just filled the tank.
48:27Shut off the engine.
48:33License and registration of the vehicle, please.
48:35Certainly, one moment.
48:37Simone, love, give me the papers from the glove compartment.
48:52I also need your driver's license, ma'am.
48:55It's a mess in here.
48:56I'm having trouble finding it.
48:58It's always utter chaos in my purse.
49:00Man, this is really packed.
49:01I can't find anything for the life of me.
49:03Way too much stuff.
49:07I'll get it for you, just a sec.
49:11Stay in the vehicle.
49:19Why did all this have to happen tonight?
49:21What's going on?
49:25I've got a blue sedan.
49:30Here's your wallet.
49:32What?
49:32I still have it in here.
49:33I forgot to take it out.
49:36I'm giving it back in case they ask for your ID, too.
49:39They probably will.
49:40And why do you think they'll feel the need to check mine?
49:43Because I don't have a license and this car's not mine.
49:47And by that I mean it's stolen.
49:50Hmm.
49:50Yeah, I kind of figured that out seeing as you hotwired the car to start it.
49:58Looks like we've been sandwiched.
50:02Wonderful.
50:03Great.
50:03My God.
50:04If they catch me again with a stolen car, they'll lock me up for four years.
50:07But if I run, I'll risk six.
50:10What do you recommend?
50:11A bird in the hand or two in the bush?
50:13I've got you.
50:16What are you doing?
50:21Let's switch places.
50:23Two in the bush, huh?
50:48The license plate matches the stolen vehicle report.
50:51The car is stolen.
50:52I repeat, the car is stolen.
50:56Rock and roll.
50:57Rock and roll.
50:58Rock and roll.
51:30Rock and roll.
51:31Rock and roll.
51:33Rock and roll.
51:39Rock and roll.
51:41Rock and roll.
51:42Rock and roll.
51:43Rock and roll.
51:43Rock and roll.
51:44Rock and roll.
51:45Rock and roll.
51:46Rock and roll.
51:46Rock and roll.
51:47Rock and roll.
51:50Rock and roll.
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