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00:00It is the all-new Morning Road Live with Leisha B and Klay.
00:03And today is a very special day.
00:04Not only did we have an amazing mix from DJ Scorpion,
00:071010s across the board.
00:08Always.
00:08But we have two comedy legends in the building.
00:11Whether you've seen them on TV,
00:13whether you kiki with them on socials,
00:15you know them, you love them, of course.
00:16We've got comedian, actress,
00:19daytime Emmy award-winning talk show host,
00:21and, of course, best-selling author,
00:23Miss Sherry Shepard.
00:25Hola.
00:26And we have actress, comedian,
00:27and all-around fabulous woman,
00:29and I'm Miss Kim Whitley.
00:30Hold up, hold up.
00:31My accolades wasn't it long.
00:33You're going to put Emmy award.
00:35I knew you was going to get it.
00:37I don't even know why you set mine down short.
00:40I'm Emmy nominated for NAACP.
00:41You know her as Sugar.
00:42You know her as Sugar from Friday.
00:45She is a three-time NAACP Image Award winner
00:49on the show Young and Hungry.
00:52She has toured with Adam Sandler.
00:56Give it up.
00:56Give it up for
00:58Kim Whitley.
01:01Woo!
01:02Let me fix myself.
01:03Tell me about myself.
01:04I love it.
01:05Yeah, because that wasn't legend status
01:06how you introduced it.
01:08I was like...
01:09And we got Sherry, da-da-da-da,
01:11and Kim Whitley.
01:14Wow!
01:15Wow!
01:16That's why you need a good best friend,
01:19because I'm your hype person.
01:21Now I don't have a job.
01:22I'm hyping you.
01:24That is a job.
01:25Hyping somebody is a job.
01:26You know, to be behind Kim Whitley
01:28is a full-time job.
01:29You ain't never lie.
01:30The maintenance on this.
01:32That's what he said.
01:37If you're wondering,
01:38that's a little bit of what you get
01:40if you're going to the show tonight right there,
01:42because behind the scenes, right?
01:44So before we even met,
01:45before we even said hi,
01:47I walk in,
01:48and you two are going at each other
01:49a little bit
01:50until Kimmy finally was like,
01:52we're not going to fight.
01:53Yes, yes.
01:54We're not going to fight.
01:56Absolutely.
01:57And look at y'all not fighting.
01:58I love this.
01:59That's good.
01:59That's my best friend.
02:0131.
02:02I think it's hitting 31 years.
02:04You're going...
02:04Wow.
02:05She's like, don't say that.
02:07I was five.
02:08How to age without saying you're aging.
02:11That's right.
02:11Detroit, we're here.
02:12We are here in Detroit in the D.
02:15Very excited.
02:16Home of the ex-husbands.
02:18Yes.
02:18What?
02:19Home of the...
02:19I'm sick.
02:20I got some exes,
02:21but I got a...
02:21Yeah, go ahead.
02:23You got a little honey here.
02:24Home of the...
02:25Ex-husband.
02:26Can we expand on this?
02:28She does.
02:28What more needs to be expanded on?
02:30He's an ex.
02:31And he's done.
02:32He ain't in Hollywood no more.
02:34This is home of the ex-husband.
02:36Bad for you, but good for me.
02:38I know, that's right.
02:39Come on now.
02:41I love it.
02:41But we talked about it tonight at Soundboard.
02:44Two Funny Mamas is happening.
02:46How excited are you guys to be in Detroit for this specific show?
02:49Oh, I'm very excited.
02:51First of all, you know, Sherry is so busy now.
02:54You know, she has a talk show.
02:56Head.
02:56Well, whatever.
02:57It's still there.
02:58You know, and she's just busy, busy, busy.
03:00So it's very hard for me to get time with her.
03:02So if I get a chance to go on the road with her, it's a pleasant situation.
03:08We do have our Two Funny Mamas podcast that she doesn't show up for.
03:13So, you know, it's just been difficult.
03:14But Detroit, you know, over at the Soundboard.
03:18I love the Soundboard.
03:19I love the stage.
03:19You do too.
03:20But Detroit, the people, the culture, something about, I'm from Cleveland, Ohio.
03:25And I'm from Chicago.
03:26So this is like Midwest love.
03:28Midwest love.
03:29It is something about coming to Detroit where it's like there's a realness.
03:34Yes.
03:34It's not clicky like in Hollywood.
03:36And folks are real.
03:38You can't put anything over on Detroit.
03:41And we love it.
03:41We both were at the Soundboard sometime last year, the year before.
03:44And it was just such a great place.
03:46And we love, you know, we love when we do are able to get together.
03:50We have so much fun because we're on stage together.
03:52Yes.
03:52And we do have a lot of fun.
03:53So.
03:54I think the man was.
03:55Get you a key to the city is what I'm saying.
03:57Oh, we got it.
03:57Say it for louder for the people in the back.
04:00The clickiness is gone.
04:01The realness is here.
04:03We need a key to the city.
04:04We need a key to the city.
04:05And we don't want to share a key, mayor.
04:07Two keys.
04:07We like two keys.
04:09Two keys.
04:09People always want to give us one key.
04:11I can't get a key to my dude's house.
04:12So let me get a key to someone.
04:14Well, maybe they can do a key and it'll work.
04:15Like if they can do it, then it'll work.
04:17Because she's got it.
04:18You know, Kim.
04:19Here's the thing.
04:19Kim has a honey in all of the city.
04:21She's like.
04:22Oh, as you should.
04:23I shouldn't have said that.
04:24I'm sorry.
04:24It's fine.
04:26I don't really.
04:29Well, whatever they need to know, you've already told them.
04:31So they don't know.
04:32We know.
04:33He know.
04:33He know me.
04:34The lack of a denial.
04:35Yeah, she didn't deny.
04:37There was no denial.
04:39Life stuttering, but no denial.
04:40Because how you going to be like, oh, no, you tripping.
04:43You know, I'm a woman of the world.
04:45You are.
04:45Okay.
04:46A woman of leisure.
04:47But you know what?
04:48He knows who he is.
04:50He knows your heart.
04:51Yes.
04:52Okay.
04:52That ain't all he knows.
04:53But you know.
04:54So y'all, you've been doing it for a while, right?
04:57Yes.
04:57And there have probably been so many jobs that you've had that you're like, I do not want
05:01to do this.
05:01It's miserable.
05:02Boy, it's what is it like to do something you want to do with your best friend?
05:06Because I feel like, yeah, that's a hard job to do together.
05:10The chemistry and the attitude and everything right now, you can tell you guys enjoy it.
05:14And that's not always the case.
05:16It's not work.
05:16It's not.
05:17It really is not work.
05:18When we started our podcast, Two Funny Mamas podcast, everybody wanted to produce it.
05:23Kevin Hart, Jamie Foxx.
05:24And what happened was we're going to start it and then COVID hit.
05:27And so we had to do it from our homes.
05:30And I don't know.
05:31We just, we had fun.
05:33And it's always been, it's not strict.
05:36We just have fun.
05:38And that's how our friendship has been.
05:40Just fun.
05:41And you can do that and bring laughter to everybody.
05:42Just having fun.
05:44Right.
05:44It's not work, you know.
05:46And so it's a blessing.
05:48That's all I got to say is it brings joy to me.
05:50I know it brings joy to her because I can't get rid of her.
05:54But I got to tell you, when I first met Kim 30 years ago, she was like the queen of
05:59commercials.
05:59If you saw a commercial, it was Kim with this big, bright smile.
06:02And I remember seeing her and I said, I want to be friends with her because she always was laughing.
06:07She always smiled.
06:08She took over the room when she arrived.
06:12And it's just been, thankfully, we got to be friends.
06:15And it's just, it's always been fun.
06:17But then I learned that really, that's fun.
06:19She's got ADHD.
06:21That's what I learned.
06:22Oh, shit.
06:22Don't be talking about the disabled.
06:24Dude, you're diagnosed.
06:25Did you say the disabled?
06:27Yes.
06:27Yes, that's a disability.
06:29Yeah, I found out that she fell on her head when she was in the car seat.
06:32And her mother put her back on the table.
06:33My mother told you that.
06:33Yeah, she did.
06:34And I said, I thought that was just fun and smiley and all of, but that's really a disability.
06:40Everybody come out to the soundboard.
06:44We got to get off this train real quick.
06:46Oh, gosh.
06:47Oh, gosh.
06:47Oh, gosh.
06:48Promote the show.
06:49But no, they're low-key promoting the show because the whole concept is they get personal.
06:54They tell you everything.
06:55Yes, we do.
06:55We get on the stage.
06:56Everything.
06:57So it's essentially a little preview of what you're going to get tonight.
07:00And it's not a podcast.
07:01People don't understand.
07:02We're both stand-up comics.
07:03Right.
07:03We are.
07:04So we come out together.
07:04We cut up together.
07:06And then we go and do our stand-up separately.
07:08Then we come down.
07:09At the end, we sit down and do a little Q&A together, which is really the best part of
07:14the show.
07:14Yes, it is.
07:15We don't know what's going to happen in the audience.
07:16That's how we found out about each other's personalities from the Q&A.
07:23Yes, we have.
07:24We're very, very different.
07:25Very different.
07:26Our answers are very different.
07:27Yeah, yours always, always all flowery and nice.
07:30I'm real.
07:31Just because I told that one girl she wanted to be a talk show host, I said, no, honey.
07:35Can I tell you?
07:36No.
07:36It ain't going to work.
07:37No, Clay.
07:37This is what happened.
07:38The girl stood up and she was like, you guys inspired me.
07:41And I always wanted to be in Hollywood and entertainment.
07:45What should I do?
07:46And I started giving her, these are the things, one, two, three.
07:48And Kim goes, you don't need to do all that.
07:50Just sleep with somebody.
07:52Okay.
07:53Her mama's sitting right there.
07:55I was tired.
07:56I mean, what else can you do?
07:57That's basically what Kim said.
07:59She said, there's nothing else you can do because you're not going to make it.
08:02Well, I don't know what happened.
08:03There's two roads to every location.
08:05Talk to me.
08:06There you go.
08:07That side is real.
08:09That's why we're different.
08:10That's why we're different.
08:12You guys are like, literally, none of this is rehearsed.
08:14We just walked in and it's go time.
08:16How much of the show is like this?
08:18I mean, it can't all be scripted.
08:21Is any of it scripted?
08:22We're trying to get it scripted.
08:24Yeah, we're trying to get it scripted.
08:26Our agents have been on us for, they're like, you will never get a Netflix special unless
08:30you script this.
08:31And we sat in your break room.
08:33We sat there.
08:33It was like, okay, we should do this bit.
08:35I know.
08:35We know it's going to just, we got to say something.
08:38Yeah, we have things that we're going to talk about, but usually we forget about them once
08:42we get on the stage because there's always something new.
08:44And the time goes so fast.
08:46The time goes so fast.
08:46And there's somebody in the audience who will get our attention that we talk about.
08:51So, and then, but what is scripted is our standup.
08:54So, once we split and we each do our own standup, we know what we're going to talk about.
08:59Yeah, and y'all, Detroit, you're going to hear the same jokes you heard before.
09:02So, I don't want to hear nothing.
09:03And they're going to laugh at them.
09:03That's right, because it's just like a good song.
09:05I'll always love you.
09:07That's right.
09:07Whitney Houston could do that 75 million times.
09:10And you don't say nothing.
09:11Even when you know Whitney Houston ain't here, it could be somebody named Jamisha.
09:15Singing that song.
09:15And you go, Whitney was it.
09:17So, I'm going to come out there and I'm going to say these same jokes you heard before.
09:20I don't want to hear it.
09:21You better clap and laugh.
09:22Okay, I'm doing new stuff, y'all.
09:24I'm doing new stuff.
09:24Yeah, I'm doing.
09:25I'm doing a whole different.
09:26You're not going to hear what you heard last year.
09:28Let me explain something.
09:29She's been on the road every weekend.
09:31First of all, she's practicing.
09:33And she does standup in her talk show, Copying Off of Me.
09:35You know, I'm too sick of her.
09:37I love you playing the victim.
09:39I do.
09:40So, she's been practicing.
09:41But that's all right.
09:42I got some new stuff, too.
09:43I'm going to shock you since you're going to be smart.
09:45But all right.
09:46So, that's how it is.
09:47Earlene, make sure I pull out my new stuff.
09:49Write it down on a piece of paper.
09:50It was my favorite part.
09:52You waited until she was like, it's going to be the same stuff.
09:54And then you were like, nope, I'm doing new stuff.
09:57And look at how competitive she is.
09:59Now you're like, okay.
10:00But I'm obsessed, though.
10:01Because, again, I was saying this off air that they give my best friend and me vibes.
10:05Like, I am definitely the one to be like, well, actually, since you want to do all that,
10:09I'm going to do this, too.
10:10Fine.
10:10Fine, then.
10:11That's if I say green, Kim goes, no, I'm using blue and green together.
10:16The only thing I didn't catch up with her was the husbands.
10:18I'm so mad.
10:19Well, I know I had two husbands, but you've been engaged like five times.
10:24Okay, there we go.
10:25You collect rings.
10:26Wow.
10:27Wow.
10:27That's good.
10:28That's a good thing.
10:29Men love you.
10:30Yes.
10:31But you don't have follow through, Kim.
10:33That's the thing.
10:34Commitment problems.
10:35Yeah, you have commitment problems.
10:36You don't have follow through.
10:37In this day and age, it's probably for the best.
10:40Yeah, that's an advantage.
10:41No, when I say Kim collects wedding rings, men fall in love with Kim and they want to marry her.
10:45But then you see them six weeks later, they're a shell of their former selves because she's a black widow.
10:51She eats their souls.
10:52Then they come scratching going, have you seen Kim Whitley?
10:55And can you tell I love her?
10:57I just, I haven't seen her.
10:59Three days.
10:59This is what happens.
11:00Call me no more.
11:01Please.
11:02I don't know why I sound like Harriet Tubman, but I'm not sure.
11:05You went straight Chris Rock in there.
11:07I got you.
11:07Something's wrong with her.
11:08But that's what.
11:08I just need a little more.
11:10I just need a little more.
11:10Yeah, Kim leaves, loves them and leaves them.
11:12I lost that magic.
11:12I used to.
11:13No, you still got it.
11:14Okay.
11:15Hey, you never know.
11:15Somebody might propose to you tonight.
11:17No, she gets these young ones that pull it, but she can't walk fast.
11:21These young ones.
11:22Y'all stop walking so fast.
11:23I need a young one.
11:25To give you joy.
11:27Yes.
11:28And to tie my shoe.
11:29I can't get down on that.
11:32I know that's right.
11:33Look, that's a couple levels below husband deal, okay?
11:36Kim don't want a husband.
11:37Kim don't want a husband.
11:38She doesn't want a friend.
11:39He don't need to be on a husband love.
11:40Yeah.
11:40Kim wants a friend.
11:41I need all that.
11:42He got it.
11:42You don't even understand.
11:43It's everything.
11:44My dude here in Detroit, he know.
11:46He's like, no, let me help her walk.
11:49No, Kim, she doesn't want to.
11:51She doesn't want to be married.
11:52She wants you to be there, and then when it's time to go, you got to know when to hold
11:56them and fold them.
11:57Yeah.
11:57And walk away.
11:58Listen.
11:59That's like a good plan to me.
12:00Yeah.
12:01Because I don't need him to see the truth when that wig comes off, and I pull these teeth
12:07out.
12:08I don't need him to be around long.
12:12That is a joke, fella.
12:13She has all of her teeth.
12:14I'm writing notes right now.
12:16Pull teeth out.
12:17Oh, my God.
12:18That's funny.
12:20Oh, gosh.
12:20I can't.
12:21Let's play like it's tonight, right?
12:23Yes.
12:23Okay, we're in the Q&A session, and you guys just did that bit, and I come up, or not
12:28me,
12:28but somebody comes up and is like, what's the secret?
12:31How do I get a man?
12:32What are you doing to get all these men to fall in love with you?
12:36What's the secret?
12:37What's the answer there?
12:39Stop answering your phone.
12:40Oh.
12:41Stop answering your phone.
12:42First of all, stop being thirsty.
12:43That's what Kim had to get on me about that.
12:45Yeah, you got to sit back.
12:47Yeah, Kim won't answer the phone.
12:49She won't talk to you.
12:51You'll be standing right next to Kim, and Kim will just ignore you.
12:54And I'm like, he came here because you asked him.
12:56Ignore me.
12:57Kim acts like you're not there.
12:58Kim lets other men come and talk to her, and we'll walk off with another man.
13:02And again, and then he looking at me, and I'm like, hey, I'll take him the way I get him.
13:05If you want to come to me after Kim, I'm right here.
13:08So rule number one, ignore men.
13:10I love that.
13:10Ignore them.
13:11Yeah.
13:12Ignore them.
13:13And you got to act like you don't care too much because Kim will let, you can tell Kim
13:16if you like her boyfriends.
13:18That's the great, Kim is really good.
13:19You can say, Kim, I'm attracted to you.
13:21And Kim goes, take him.
13:22If you think you can take him.
13:23Right, because if you're supposed to be with me, you're not going to go nowhere else.
13:27I'm a true believer.
13:28I'm confident.
13:29If you can take my man, because people don't understand, you can't watch somebody 24-7.
13:34I don't care if you're married or anything.
13:35If they want to do something, they're going to do it.
13:37And my mama told me that a long time ago.
13:39So look here.
13:40If you want to take my man and you can take him, please try.
13:43Please do.
13:43I told you I like competition.
13:45You do.
13:46I do.
13:47I was like, go Sherry, go.
13:50And then I went and checked his phone.
13:52He better not be texting Sherry.
13:54It's a tag team.
13:55I love it.
13:56I love it.
13:57Oh my gosh.
13:57But then it leaves the man off kilter.
13:59Yeah, it does.
13:59Because he's not used to a woman being like, okay, go.
14:02Yeah.
14:03And I do throw him off a little bit.
14:04Yeah, you do.
14:05That works.
14:06That works.
14:06No, I'm kind of obsessed.
14:08I feel like everyone at this point should know to get their tickets right now.
14:12Because if this is what the vibes are going to be tonight, you are going to have the worst FOMO
14:16of your life if you are not at the soundboard tonight.
14:20I tried to tell people.
14:20Are you married?
14:21Me?
14:22Yeah.
14:22How long?
14:24Oh.
14:24Forever and a day.
14:25Yeah.
14:25I'm sorry.
14:26I asked the wrong question.
14:27Are you happily married?
14:29Very.
14:29Okay, boom.
14:30There we go.
14:30See, that's how I did it.
14:31I got to walk away.
14:32You got to walk away.
14:33And this is the problem I have with married men.
14:35I like it that your ring is on.
14:37Because the men that have been coming to me, I'm like, if you're married, lead with that ring finger.
14:41Yes.
14:42If you're yawning, put that.
14:43I don't care.
14:44Your conversation has to be my wife and I.
14:47Don't bring me that at the end of the conversation.
14:50Yeah.
14:50Start with, how are you doing?
14:51My wife and I really wanted to know.
14:53You know what?
14:54My wife and I wanted to know if you want to go to church.
14:56My wife and I.
14:57That has to be.
14:58Don't be not saying my wife.
15:01Yeah.
15:01And you don't have a ring on your finger.
15:03Because I think that you're not married.
15:05That you're single.
15:06Now I'm wasting my time.
15:07So once I hear my wife, I go, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah.
15:10Immediately.
15:11Might as well be Charlie Brown.
15:12Why am I doing that?
15:13Right.
15:13I'm not now.
15:14Why am I doing that?
15:14Oh, that's the best right there.
15:17Like, because not a lot of men realize that y'all are way smarter than us.
15:21And I say it every single day.
15:24I do.
15:24But that's it right there.
15:26If you don't lead with it, that's bad.
15:27Look at you, Clay.
15:29He's going to be so proud.
15:30You put that hand up like Beyonce.
15:32Some women don't care.
15:33They'd be like, oh, good.
15:35Some women like married men.
15:36I don't do that.
15:37Which I'm saying is also a reason to lead with it.
15:40If you're in that kind of world.
15:41If you're in that kind of world.
15:42If you're in that kind of world.
15:44I'm telling you.
15:45I want a ring on my finger.
15:46No, you don't.
15:47No, you don't.
15:48No, you don't.
15:49We can get her a ring.
15:50It comes with alimony and all that other stuff.
15:53Oh, yeah.
15:53No, never mind.
15:54I have one last question.
15:55Yes.
15:55And then we'll just talk a show.
15:57Because we've not talked a lot about the show yet.
16:00Have you guys really ever gotten mad, mad?
16:02Like, for real mad at each other through this process?
16:04Is a joke gone?
16:06Or has there been a nerve struck?
16:08That's what I was about to ask you.
16:09She done snapped a couple times.
16:11Y'all snapped more than Kim.
16:11I told her that Kim snapped more than me.
16:13And I'd be like, hey, watch your tone.
16:14That's why I got to talk to her.
16:15Watch your tone.
16:16You talking to me now?
16:17Like I'm your son.
16:18Yeah, I'd be like, watch your tone, Sherry Shepard.
16:21Oh, you should use all your government names.
16:23That's how you know it's serious.
16:25Yeah, right.
16:26But I think in friendship.
16:28I got fired behind Kim Whitley.
16:30Okay, here we go.
16:31I was upset with her then.
16:32I got a sword.
16:32And in my marriage, I didn't know that she had dated my husband at the time.
16:37Oh, what now you got to?
16:37Wait a minute.
16:37You stole one of my jokes and put it on national TV.
16:40Oh, I did not steal that joke.
16:40That was my joke.
16:41And that was not your joke.
16:42No, that was my joke, Kim.
16:44No, you told me.
16:45Then you said, I'll pay you.
16:46I said you could use it.
16:47I didn't say you could.
16:48Kevin!
16:49Oh, my God.
16:51Oh, my God.
16:52We had to get Wanda Sykes to, what do you call it?
16:55Mediate?
16:57Wow, Wanda Sykes is the mediator?
16:58Yeah.
16:59Wanda Sykes, Georgia Lopez.
17:00We had him in there.
17:01You don't steal another comic's joke.
17:03Yeah, I know.
17:04And we're very...
17:05She borrowed it.
17:05Borrowed.
17:06You borrowed my joke.
17:07No, you borrowed mine.
17:08The one about the hand on the side.
17:09Remember you did it on your TV show?
17:11And you smid up.
17:12Oh, yeah, I did.
17:13See how I did?
17:14I thought you were talking about the joke you took from me.
17:16Which one did I take?
17:17Well, we'll talk about it later.
17:18Yeah, I did.
17:19You know what?
17:20I forgot it was Kim's joke.
17:22That's so funny.
17:23And it was just like, I'm sitting on a live talk show.
17:26And my whole thing is to be funny.
17:28And this joke came to me about, you know, laying on your side.
17:30And that's when everything, you get the indentation in your waist.
17:33And that is Kim's joke.
17:34I was sitting there like this, watching at home, like, no.
17:37No, I know.
17:38But she better laugh.
17:39But let me tell you, here's the rule.
17:41If you take somebody's joke and you do it on TV first, it's my joke.
17:44See, that's what I'm talking about.
17:46So you still owe me.
17:47You said you was going to pay me some residuals.
17:48I did?
17:49Yeah.
17:50Oh, I don't remember that.
17:51Give me that purse then.
17:52Give me the purse.
17:52Give me the purse.
17:53Something.
17:54I don't remember that, but okay.
17:55Oh, my gosh.
17:57But there's the only time.
17:58Like, when I got fired, Damon Wayans fired me from my wife and kids.
18:04We weren't best friends, though, then.
18:05We was friends.
18:06Yeah, we were friends.
18:07We were friends.
18:08And I got fired.
18:09Like, right now, I would not let that happen.
18:10Okay.
18:12All right.
18:12Yeah, because you did let it happen.
18:14And I got fired because of you.
18:15We played best friends to Tisha Campbell.
18:19And you know Kim, when she comes in, she takes over the room.
18:22Her energy.
18:22There's no room for anybody else's energy.
18:24And I'm a really good actress.
18:26You are, but you didn't teach me the ABC, but the BET by then, remember?
18:29Right.
18:30That's true.
18:30You had to talk to me.
18:31Well, all Damon saw was Kim's acting, and I kind of fell beneath her wings.
18:35And they came to me, and they were like, we really don't need you.
18:38We have Kim.
18:39And I got fired.
18:41And then I didn't know she dated my husband.
18:43And I asked her when I was getting married, is there anything?
18:46Like, what do you think?
18:47And she was like, I think he's nice.
18:48But it should have been followed with.
18:50And I dated him.
18:52Because you got to understand, when you look at your girlfriend.
18:54And she was my best girl.
18:56But she wanted them real tight, like good Christian girls.
19:00Right.
19:00So I knew she needed some.
19:02And I knew she wasn't going to get none without going through the Lord.
19:05She was my best.
19:07She was in my wedding.
19:08And I gave away iPads to the wedding party.
19:12Okay, there was a reason.
19:12She wanted to get a free iPad.
19:14I did get a free iPad.
19:14I know, that's right.
19:15I come up.
19:16I got some other things, too.
19:17And I found out later, after I divorced him, she's like, girl, because when I dated him,
19:20he was horrible.
19:21Wait, what?
19:22When you dated?
19:23Now you're telling me?
19:25Hey, I was busy back here.
19:26Nine years out, honey?
19:28I put a list.
19:29I put, oh, Lord Jesus.
19:30I put it on the list.
19:31I put it on the list to tell you.
19:32I just didn't get to that part.
19:34I'm not trying to take Kim's side here, but she was doing the Lord's work.
19:37What?
19:38Did she just do it?
19:39What church are y'all going to?
19:41I've never heard it put like that.
19:42Praise his name.
19:43Hallelujah.
19:43The Lord needed to give her some.
19:45And you were here helping to do that work.
19:46Come on with it.
19:47Yes.
19:48Come on with it.
19:48Who says come on with it in a prayer?
19:50Oh, sorry.
19:50Come on with it.
19:51I'm trying to think of the words.
19:52I know.
19:53Oh, sorry.
19:54Clay, you said your wrong side.
19:55It was her heart.
19:56Oh, yes.
19:57All right.
19:57Yeah.
19:58That was good.
19:59You stabbed me.
20:00I got to get some jokes for you.
20:02I got to get some comebacks.
20:03You done stabbed me 10 times.
20:05If anyone will provide any ammunition, you can.
20:07There you go playing victim again.
20:09Oh, my gosh.
20:10Playing victim.
20:11Oh, no.
20:11Then we fight over, you know, the best clothes.
20:14Like, will we come out on stage?
20:15I was about to ask that.
20:16She usually got on something nasty.
20:18It ain't Christian-like at all.
20:20And then I come in there with a-
20:22Holier than now.
20:23A geriatric outfit on.
20:24No, you don't.
20:25I do sometimes.
20:25Kim just got mad because I still can drop it like it's hot.
20:29Right.
20:29And she does it like it's warm.
20:31Drop it tonight.
20:32I hope your knee go out.
20:33I mean, you probably will.
20:35I'm going to drop it like it's room temperature.
20:37That's what it's at.
20:38Oh, gosh.
20:38That's my type of energy.
20:40I'm telling you.
20:40Room temperature is mine, too, Clay.
20:43I'm so room temperature.
20:44I just got the business tap on the shoulder.
20:47We need to talk about the fact that the show is tonight.
20:51Yes, it is.
20:51There are tickets available.
20:53And Soundboard, if you haven't been yet, is one of the best venues that you can go.
20:57Oh, it's so great.
20:57For a show like this where you can just be in the show.
21:01And you'll feel like you're on the stage with them low-key.
21:05Tickets are at Ticketmaster.com or you can go to Soundboard website.
21:07Tickets are there right now.
21:08Why are they not sold out?
21:10There's not many left.
21:11Oh, okay.
21:12Yeah, you just got to come in and get them.
21:13There are a few you got to grab.
21:15Yeah, don't wake up tomorrow and tell me, I should have, would have, could have.
21:18Somebody on Twitter is going to say it.
21:19Yep.
21:20That's great.
21:20Oh, I should have come to the show.
21:22Yeah, don't be that shoulda.
21:23Yeah.
21:24We already have people texting in saying that they're buying their tickets.
21:27Oh, we appreciate that.
21:27We're already doing the Lord's work.
21:29So, doing the Lord's work.
21:31Come on with it.
21:32Come on with it.
21:33Come on, that's going to be on Sunday morning.
21:36That's what the fans are going to be saying.
21:37Come on with it.
21:38Yes.
21:38The Lord's work.
21:40Oh, my gosh.
21:41Well, why don't you talk to, and then she goes to Cleveland tomorrow.
21:44This is right next to Cleveland.
21:45Oh, I'm in Cleveland tomorrow for Mother's Day as well.
21:47But, y'all know we got beef with Cleveland right now.
21:49Oh, that's right.
21:51We're in the playoffs.
21:52We about to whoop that behind.
21:54Oh, you're Cleveland.
21:56I'm from Cleveland.
21:57No, I'm from Cleveland.
21:58Wait, wait, wait.
21:58When you say that behind, are you talking about that?
22:00I know it was Cal.
22:02Oh, we've been whooping that behind.
22:04Yeah, see, y'all got it all wrong.
22:06Yeah, you ain't no come on with it now.
22:08But since I'm in Detroit, we about to whoop that behind.
22:11That's it.
22:11There we go.
22:12Detroit, you better go ahead.
22:14Detroit.
22:15I'm the D all the way.
22:16I do love Detroit.
22:17Yeah, my honey's from Detroit, too.
22:18You're right.
22:19You're right.
22:20Well, I don't know how many more.
22:21I got a honey in Detroit, too.
22:22Go Detroit.
22:24I didn't know honey in Cleveland, so I'm like, what am I doing?
22:28So if you have not bought your tickets, I really, truly don't understand what you're doing at this point.
22:32You already got the phone in your hand.
22:33You might as well pull over right now.
22:35Be safe.
22:36Go on Ticketmaster.com.
22:37Go and get the show tickets.
22:39Why are you even listening to me right now?
22:41You should be tapping.
22:42Yeah, get in on that.
22:43That's it.
22:43Get in on the tickets.
22:45Oh, Kim, Sherry.
22:46Oh, it's been fun.
22:47Thank you so much.
22:48Thank you for saying my name first.
22:53This was everything I wanted it to be and more.
22:55She's petty.
22:56Yep.
22:57She almost said Jack A. Harry, but he got Kim at the last minute.
23:02I got to get ready for tonight.
23:03Tell me, does she not look like Jack A. Harry?
23:04Okay.
23:05Does it look like twins?
23:06I'm just going to leave and just so y'all just keep going.
23:09No, he's all red.
23:10He's all red.
23:10Do your best Jack A impression.
23:12I'm not doing nothing.
23:13Do your best Jack A.
23:14I'm not doing nothing.
23:17I'm not doing nothing.
23:17That's it.
23:18And you know what?
23:19It was flawless.
23:20Flawless.
23:21Well, this tonight's going to be fun.
23:22I missed you, friend.
23:23I missed you too, friend.
23:25I can't wait to get on stage.
23:26We're going to have a good time.
23:26And Detroit missed you too.
23:28Again, tickets are on sale right now.
23:30Go ahead and get them before you have the worst day of your life and realize you can't get them
23:35no more.
23:35And y'all take a nap before you get there.
23:37Please.
23:37We can't look up until we see some folks sleeping.
23:40Yeah.
23:41Our audiences, they be whoop.
23:43Yeah, our audiences, they need to be home before the lights go off.
23:46We can take our nap at two o'clock.
23:48And it will be rested enough for tonight.
23:50Get a little rest out.
23:51What you talking about?
23:52We need to rest.
23:52What you talking about?
23:53We need to rest.
23:53I was speaking for me and my household of me, myself, and I.
23:57Right, right, right.
23:57I need a nap at two o'clock.
23:58Girl, you don't need no nap.
23:59You're young.
23:59You got your whole life ahead of you.
24:01God, just take a good walk.
24:02But us, we will do the heavy lifting to make you laugh.
24:05You just got to sit back and enjoy.
24:07Right.
24:07I want to say hi to my friends in Detroit.
24:09I was about to say, first of all, I went to a couple restaurants.
24:12I'm very excited.
24:13I still ain't got my pizza from Detroit.
24:15I went over to Elmar first.
24:17My people were at Elmar first.
24:19Yeah, did you see the coat they gave me?
24:20You see the coat right there?
24:21Yeah, so cute.
24:22Yes.
24:22People ain't getting their gifts.
24:24Yes, Dory, they coming to the show tonight, so they got a little something for you, Sherry.
24:28Oh, thank you.
24:29Look how nice she is.
24:30She's very nice.
24:31I do think about it.
24:32But she's going to have it.
24:32That's my wig she got on right now.
24:34Well, hold on.
24:34Let's talk about what you got in my garage.
24:36We got to go.
24:36Yeah, we got to go.
24:38It's a lot.
24:38We're giving away the whole show.
24:39She probably got on my underwear right now.
24:41Let's not really.
24:41Okay.
24:42This girl.
24:43Yeah, you are really.
24:44Okay, I'm sorry.
24:45Praise the Lord.
24:46Get on.
24:47Get on with it.
24:49It's all New Morning World.
24:49Oh, gosh.
24:50Oh, gosh.
24:50Let me play.
24:50It's 105.1 to bounce.
24:52Yeah.
24:53Yeah.
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