00:02arem
00:03ए और युकरiving
00:04वोप्री सेराशीर वैंशोलि öld्यूर वमॉ sam
00:11गष ले सिर्स लूरोह
00:18झाहता है
00:18इसो में, तो करेंडित ओू�анич जावर
00:23गब होता रिदë उ में मॉचसिते रिली रदावर।
00:30that's right guys I shave
00:34spread the word
00:38didn't bother me
00:39I took a shower with the hose out front
00:44oh come on
00:45like the neighbors haven't seen that already
00:53um what happened to my chair
00:58oh um
01:00Parker broke over Joey's back
01:01when they were wrestling
01:04correction
01:05he was wrestling
01:07I was eating soup
01:11you know this is ridiculous
01:12you shouldn't have to stand to eat your breakfast
01:15Joey get her a seat
01:27welcome home Hollywood
01:37I'm up with the sunshine
01:39I'm laced up my hot dog
01:42I'm wanting to stand down
01:43when you're not
01:45yeah show me what you got
01:47I'm under the spotlight
01:49I say you come on
01:52and follow you
01:53dance to your own beat
01:55I'll sing the melody
01:57when you say yeah
02:00I'll say no
02:02when you say so
02:05all I wanna do is go, go, go
02:08you, you, you
02:10the help of me
02:11me, the help of me
02:13me, you have to trust me
02:16you, you, you
02:20the help of me
02:21me, the help of me
02:23you, you, you, you, you
02:25the help of me
02:27you, you, you, you, you
02:28you, you, you, you
02:35what happened?
02:36I ran too
02:39nice Cassie
02:40personal best
02:41last time I walked
02:43cause I did want
02:44to get a blister
02:44but I ran this time
02:46cause I was
02:46being chased
02:47by a squirrel
02:50look at you
02:51stains
02:53school bus ran through a puddle
02:55and splashed me
02:57teamy everybody grab some water
02:59hustle it up willow
03:01hustle it up
03:14my dogs have been barked
03:16sycamore street
03:19oh wait were you guys using this
03:22okay don't forget team retreat
03:25my house this weekend
03:27also your votes are in
03:29and the ridgewood high
03:31fighting porcupines have themselves
03:33a new team captain
03:37she's the first sophomore ever
03:39chosen
03:40maddie rooney
03:45basketball is my life
03:47and being named captain of the team
03:49was huge for me
03:51and i might have played it cool in front of the girls on the team
03:53but i also might have gone home
03:55and squealed in my closet
03:58you're gonna be a great captain maddie
04:01unless you're really bad and the whole team
04:03turns against you
04:06while i was away
04:07maddie got to be really good friends with her basketball teammates
04:12sweet girls
04:13but they're all kind of like the before in a makeover show
04:18what
04:18means they have potential
04:27uh principal fitzman
04:29what are you doing
04:30is it polly the porcupine's birthday
04:32it most certainly is not
04:35someone out there thinks it's a big hee-haw
04:37to keep dressing up the mascot
04:39while i'm neither hee-ing nor hae-ing
04:46it's a travesty sir
04:49i've been making budget cuts
04:51and girls basketball got hit hard
04:54the good news is
04:55i got you
04:57the new uniforms you requested
05:01the bad news is
05:02that the boys old uniforms
05:04sweaty and unlaundered
05:08no we need new uniforms
05:10we're going to a tournament in chicago
05:12yeah
05:12the walter wajahowski invitational
05:15took me three days to learn how to say it
05:17i'm only funding things the student body cares about
05:21people care about girls basketball
05:28sure they do
05:29and you keep telling yourself that
05:32principal fitzman we're not going to let you treat us this way
05:36right team
05:40well if you'll excuse me i promised mother
05:43i'd be home in time for
05:44wheel of fortune
05:47principal fitzman
05:49yeah
05:49before you go
05:50would you like a nice
05:54cold
05:55glass
05:56of water
05:59i would
06:00thank you
06:06refreshing
06:07yeah
06:12please tell me you still have athletes
06:14what
06:14raging
06:15good girl
06:22hey joy
06:25uh what are you doing with the tarantula
06:28her name is sylvia
06:30and she's the class bet
06:31i'm taking care of them for the weekend
06:34them
06:36parker i only see the one
06:39yeah
06:40i uh
06:41already lost the other five
06:43when i let them out of the cage
06:44what
06:46oh why would you let them out of their cage
06:48duh
06:49to train them for the all tarantula circus
06:57oh
06:58it's
06:58got one
06:59it's either julie the trapeze artist
07:02or bernardo
07:03the sword swallower
07:08four more to go
07:09oh
07:10okay
07:11parker that is mom
07:12and you cannot tell her anything about this
07:14okay
07:15if she finds out
07:16that there are a bunch of spiders crawling around
07:18she will freak out
07:20okay
07:20act natural
07:22oh
07:23hi boys
07:24listen
07:26maddie's basketball team
07:28is gonna be here
07:28all weekend
07:29hey hey hey
07:30eyes on me
07:33so this weekend
07:34don't cause any trouble
07:36okay
07:38trouble
07:39who do you think
07:40you're talking to
07:41lady
07:44m'lady
07:49no one on the team
07:50had my back
07:51it's just so
07:52frustrating
07:56that's not a real word
07:58yet somehow i know exactly what it means
08:02how do you do that
08:03oh
08:04it's a gift
08:07i don't know
08:08maybe i'm just not cut out to be captain
08:10i have no idea what to do
08:13i do
08:14please
08:17you don't have a clue about basketball
08:21maddie
08:21this is about leadership
08:23on sing it loud
08:28my cast was a team
08:30and i led them through four critically acclaimed seasons of television
08:33want to know how i did it
08:35no
08:37there are five steps to leadership
08:40one
08:41grab their attention
08:42two
08:43get them
08:44on the same page
08:45three
08:46identify
08:47your goal
08:48four
08:49lead them into battle
08:50and five
08:51look great doing it
08:54you know if i imagine those words not coming out of your mouth
08:59they actually kind of make sense
09:03step one
09:04grab their attention
09:06in hollywood
09:07they always say the best way to do that
09:09is by firing someone on your first day of work
09:12i'm not firing any of my friends
09:19do i have to connect all the dots for you
09:22i will join the team
09:24and you can fire me
09:25for being terrible
09:26the team will know you mean business
09:28if you are ruthless enough to crush your twins fake dream
09:33that's actually kind of brilliant
09:36and i do love the idea of firing you
09:44listen up lady porcupines
09:47we have the tournament in chicago in three weeks
09:52this retreat is about coming together and becoming a real team
09:57yeah
09:57that means if a girl puts herself out on the line
10:01like say in front of the principal
10:06you better back her up
10:07so to get us started
10:09i got us all team bracelets
10:13god you're back
10:15cool
10:17mine broke
10:19you know what
10:20it's okay
10:21i have plenty extra
10:22had to buy like 500 to get the discount so
10:25how about some passing drills
10:26hold up dad
10:27yeah
10:27one more thing
10:29we have a new teammate
10:31great
10:31can she play center
10:34we got no d if willow goes down
10:36will doesn't go down
10:42please everybody welcome
10:43all the way from hollywood
10:46live rooney
10:55thank you
10:57it is an honor
11:00to be nominated in the same category as these other very talented women
11:08okay
11:09welcome aboard lid
11:15so uh hollywood big shot
11:18what position do you play
11:21oh
11:22i'm usually the lead
11:28great job team
11:30great job
11:31anybody need water
11:33oh
11:35dad we seriously need a new water cooler
11:38not on the budget
11:40got some juice boxes in the garage
11:42captain's in charge
11:44okay
11:45everybody
11:46let's start with some layups
11:47live you first
11:48catch
11:49no
11:49sorry
11:50i'm not touching that ball
11:53it's heavy and it's just
11:55it's such a boring color
11:56i'm fine
11:58live
11:59being on this team
12:01requires hard work
12:03and if you're not up for that
12:04then
12:05maybe you're not cut out for this
12:07wait
12:09are you
12:12kicking me off the team
12:17i'm devastated
12:21i've made my decision
12:24go
12:26attention officially
12:28grabbed
12:29step one
12:30complete
12:31i see
12:33don't cry for me
12:37lady porcupine
12:42i'll be all right
12:45somehow
12:49you can't kick live off the team
12:51i can't
12:52she can't
12:54limo's right
12:55live is terrible
12:57but she'll learn
12:58we all had to
13:00she's our teammate now
13:02and we have to back her up
13:05just like you said man
13:09i did say that
13:12didn't i
13:12why did i say that
13:18okay
13:19live
13:21i guess
13:23you are
13:24back on the team
13:26yay
13:30one
13:31two
13:32three
13:32go
13:33porcupine
13:59by
14:00प्थिविजी प्थी स्थारे, औरी लिन अवीमस्षारे, प्यूम्हें अप्रीन है जित खुम्हें रहुंगी में प्यूले से जरी प्यूला प्रास्जितिति अरुब से
14:19घपीज़ इसे लिया ईंहें, प्लास है, अप्ले लिए जाफॉच्छेटिति अप्लीग वेँ, अी स्
14:30अ dönे रुज़ माई ते बख स्थ्या या बारी ओ MONँ Whatever seeing
14:36अ अ अब स्थिबए यिन दुटिए य Θवी टोझ में यठ finely खर livres
14:49औ 신나 ब्यां किई ऑले रिद डबे के लिद ते इंटे अ कि य।
14:59but when I saw the team rally around you,
15:02I saw passion for the first time.
15:08Kaboosh!
15:08We are now officially ready for step two.
15:11Remind me what step two is again.
15:14Getting the team on the same page.
15:16Perfect.
15:17First thing in a moment...
15:18Angela!
15:26Yes!
15:28Got another one!
15:29Joan, the troubled ringmaster from a broken home.
15:34Is it divorce?
15:36No, I literally stepped on her home.
15:44Okay, guys.
15:47Guys!
15:47You call these warm-ups?
15:49The first thing any opposing team is gonna see from us
15:53is how we warm up, right?
15:56They need to know that we think as one,
16:00play as one,
16:01and win as one.
16:04We'll still go to the bathroom on our own, though, right?
16:07Right?
16:16I want you all to reach deep into your soul
16:21and find your inner warrior.
16:25Who is she?
16:27What makes her so fierce?
16:30What accessories can we use to highlight
16:33all that fierceness?
16:37I have no clue what she's saying,
16:39but I'm listening because she seems confident
16:42and she carries a big stick.
16:50Take a moment.
16:54Close your eyes!
16:56Close your eyes!
17:02I thought we were just gonna learn new warm-ups.
17:07It's a process.
17:13Ah!
17:16Why are these dishes all covered in cobwebs?
17:20That's, uh...
17:22That's so weird!
17:24You wouldn't, uh...
17:26expect tarantulas here in Wisconsin?
17:32I'm glad you guys are here.
17:34You can help me serve lunch.
17:36Huh?
17:38It's beautiful.
17:40Beautiful.
17:42I'm feeding athletes.
17:43I went big.
17:44Here, help me take it outside.
17:46Parker, honey, can you open the door?
17:49Come and get it!
17:51Now, this is for the team,
17:53but don't worry.
17:54You boys get leftovers.
17:57Oh, oh, lunchtime!
17:59Let me get it!
18:00Ladies, don't grab at it!
18:03At least let us sit it down!
18:16Oh, this was a two-day retreat.
18:21Yeah.
18:22And we've been working on some new warm-ups,
18:25so we want to show you.
18:26Oh!
18:27Blazes!
18:29Now remember,
18:32find your inner warrior.
18:34Five, six, seven, eight!
18:54That was amazing.
18:59If Fitman could see you now,
19:02he'd never say no.
19:05No!
19:10Now, if you'll excuse me,
19:12I have to finish barbecuing
19:14these exquisite steaks
19:16for the boys' team.
19:17They're having their retreat inside.
19:22Unacceptable.
19:23We can't go to the Ward Till'sрать
19:25in those uniforms you gave us.
19:27Oh, that is a problem
19:30But I think I have a solution
19:34You're not going to the tournament
19:36What?
19:37You can't do that
19:39I think I just did
19:48Okay guys, we were shut down by Thickman again
19:51And that was a real kick to the stomach
19:53But if he's not gonna help us
19:55We're not gonna sit around and cry about it, am I right?
19:58We're gonna help ourselves
20:01Stains, would you come out here, please?
20:08This is what Principal Thickman thinks we're worth
20:11Are we gonna stand for this?
20:15Stains, cash
20:20This is madness
20:25I bet the boys don't worry about their pants falling off
20:29Are we gonna take this sitting down?
20:31Will doesn't go down!
20:33No!
20:36Attention, lady groundhogs
20:40Um, we're the porcupines
20:42Whatever
20:45Cue music
20:51Behold your future uniforms
20:54The sporty sports short
20:56Looks great on the court
20:57Or just sitting on the bench
20:59That's me!
21:01I sit the bench!
21:03I'm gonna look great!
21:08The b-ball tank is perfect for all that dribbly drobbly shooty stuff you girls love to do
21:14Dunk-tastic, am I right?
21:16I wanna get married in that
21:20We need those uniforms
21:22We can't let Thickman ruin Willow's wedding
21:26And we have our common goal
21:29Step three
21:30Achieved
21:32We're all ears, Captain
21:34How did we get them?
21:37This is how
21:38We're gonna raise money for those uniforms
21:41By selling these bracelets to the kids at school who do support us
21:45Are you with me?
21:47Yeah!
21:48Are we gonna tell Principal Thickman he can't push us around?
21:51Yeah!
21:51Does everyone want Stains to pull up her pants?
21:55Yeah!
22:02Parker, what are you doing?
22:03Stop
22:04Beating a cricket
22:06To catch a tarantula
22:07You have to eat like a tarantula
22:10Okay
22:11And where did you hear that?
22:13Oh, the man in my head
22:15He comes up with all kinds of cool things
22:18Okay, yeah
22:19No, please
22:20Carry on
22:21Yeah, put the bug down
22:23What's going on?
22:26Okay, fine
22:27I'm tired of the lies
22:28I
22:28I brought home tarantulas from school
22:31And they kinda sorta
22:32Got out
22:33There are gross
22:35Hairy tarantulas
22:37Crawling around our house
22:38Somewhere
22:38Find them
22:39Now
22:41I know this is completely in my head
22:44But I
22:44Feel like I can feel them crawling all over me
22:51What is it?
22:53Yes
22:53We love you
22:55I love you guys too
23:10Jokes on you students
23:12Mother's gonna love this
23:17Principal Tickman
23:19Too late
23:19I've got dibs
23:23Okay
23:25The girls basketball team decided that we weren't gonna wait for you to come through for us
23:29So we took matters into our own hands
23:31Are you with me, Ridgewood High?
23:34Yeah
23:35Okay, what's going on?
23:37You're about to see steps four and five
23:40Marching in the battle and looking good doing it
23:42Joey, cue my jam
23:44Peace
23:45झाल झाल
23:59झाल झाल
24:18You said money only goes to the things the student body cares about.
24:22We'll look around.
24:25I said look!
24:29She meant look, please.
24:32We're working on manners.
24:36I hate to say it, but I have a new respect for you girls.
24:41Really hate to say it.
24:45Are you gonna send us to the Wachakowski tournament?
24:50I could find room in the budget for that.
24:56All right, make way, people.
24:57I've gotta get to the yearbook folks and tell them I'm just gonna print last year's edition again.
25:03Sorry, ninth graders.
25:05You lose.
25:11Wait, I'm a ninth grader.
25:13That was the best picture I've ever taken.
25:15Wait, please stop, no.
25:19Nice work.
25:20My porcupine quills feel a little sharper because of you, Captain.
25:27We really have to thank Liv.
25:31I can't believe I'm saying this, but you are the best teammate I've ever had.
25:37I mean, I never could have rallied the team without you.
25:40Maddie, that's so sweet.
25:43We both know I'm quitting, though, right?
25:47I already cleaned out your fake locker.
25:52All right, fighting porcupines, let's bounce.
26:23Hey, Joey.
26:24Larry, this fun hanging at your place this weekend.
26:28It's a cool sandwich you're eating.
26:33I am not eating a sandwich.
26:38I know, but when I practiced this moment at home, I imagined it going down at lunch.
26:44Okay, uh, so, what is happening?
26:53I heart you.
26:56Do you now?
26:59Do you heart me back?
27:02I'm not quite sure what to say.
27:06I didn't hear you.
27:08No, this man is my property.
27:11I'll own Joey Rooney, and I will crush anyone I catch looking at him.
27:17Does that make you feel protected and secure?
27:22Oddly, yes.
27:24Yes, it does.
27:26Goodbye, my little man.
27:32Let's go.
27:36अोड़ा कर दो इझा दो जो में जाड़ा कर दो का दो हायो पहाई लगें लाहा हूा सब्छा हूा कर
27:41दो हूा हुआ कर दो हुआ है जा हुआ हुआ हुआ है।
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