00:09Good morning, Stephen Sport. I'm your old pal Johnny Nimbus coming at you live from the site of the Cheddar
00:16Brot Fest, where pride and pork come together to celebrate all things Wisconsin.
00:22Cheddar Brot Fest, whoo!
00:24Oh, hey, that is no ordinary sausage enthusiast. That is the now-injured captain of the Lady Porcupine's basketball team,
00:33Maddie Rooney.
00:34Hey, Maddie, how do you feel about the Brot Fest being moved to your school?
00:37Uh, well, Johnny, I think Clancy's Dairy Farm was a great place, but then that, um, cow that struck by
00:44lightning, which was unfortunate.
00:48It smelled like steak, though.
00:52Tragic, but delicious.
00:54Hey, and also with me are the current reigning cheese roll champs, Pete and Karen Rudy.
01:02Look at that. Hey, Pete, tell the folks at home how you're feeling.
01:09Cheese.
01:12Fantastic. Hey, how about we show everybody how this crazy cheese roll thing's gonna work tomorrow, huh?
01:17Now, the cheese roll is all about teamwork. Now, the roller can't see the target, so they rely on the
01:24spotter to help them aim.
01:25Okay, turn a little to the right. Down, and roll.
01:31Yes! Good job!
01:33Are you signing for packages? Because we just delivered them soon.
01:39Oh, that is why they are four-time champs.
01:42Hey, little Brot Fest fun fact, nobody's ever won this five years in a row.
01:48And no one ever will.
01:53Cheddar Brot Fest is Brats-solutely the thing that I miss most about Wisconsin when I was off in Hollywood.
01:58Maddie and I won the cheese roll at age 12 when we got these sweet jackets.
02:07Still fits.
02:09Liv has the freakish ability to roll a wheel of cheese with pinpoint accuracy.
02:15Takes after her father.
02:18Oh, don't make me blush.
02:22She was Bullseye Rudy Locke before she was Tristan Locke into the upcoming blockbuster, Space Werewolves.
02:30I'm very excited, Johnny. The red carpet premieres next weekend.
02:34Oh, that's right, and that's taking place out there in Hollywood.
02:37You happen to have an extra ticket.
02:41Keep dreaming, Johnny.
02:42I will!
02:45So, Maddie, you sure about this partner of yours?
02:48Because she seems to have the habit of not showing up for Cheddar Brot Fest.
02:52I'm just saying, not trying to get your head or anything.
02:57Not going to work, Mom.
03:00The cheese roll's actually the first thing that Liv and I ever won together,
03:02and now that she's home, the Rooney twins are rock solid!
03:10We are rock solid, right, Liv?
03:13Absolutely, Maddie.
03:14No way I am missing the Cheddar Brot Fest this year.
03:16I promise.
03:19Hey, Mom and Dad.
03:20You feeling queasy?
03:22Cause it's about to get cheesy.
03:29Run time!
03:33What?
03:39What?
03:41How?
03:41What?
03:42How much money?
03:47When you want a pair?
03:49Why?
03:49Why?
03:51How?
03:53No.
03:54Why did you ignore it?
04:01Oh!
04:02What!
04:02Ah,
04:04I was waiting for the game!
04:07All I want to do is call, call, call.
04:12You, you, the other half of me, me.
04:16The half I'll never be.
04:18The half that drives me crazy.
04:22You, you, the better half of me, me.
04:26The half I'll always be.
04:29But we both know we're better in stereo.
04:38There it is, partner.
04:40The Golden Bratwurst Trophy awarded to the winners of the Slippery Sausage Toss.
04:47Make no mistake, she will be mine.
04:52How can you tell when a bratwurst is a lady?
04:55Ah, by the way, she's checking me out.
04:58Hey, girl.
05:01In the Slippery Sausage Toss, one teammate tosses a greasy sausage to the other one.
05:07If you drop one, you're out.
05:09It's a metaphor for life.
05:14Want to see my mad skills?
05:16Drop me, bro.
05:17Bro.
05:18Drop me.
05:19Right here, bro.
05:20Right here.
05:25Huh?
05:26Huh?
05:27Nope.
05:28Don't stop.
05:30Big surprise!
05:31You're horrible at catching.
05:33You've seen me throw, so that's out.
05:37Look, we have to win that trophy.
05:40I must get to my laboratory to build a device that gives you the power to catch.
05:45That sounds good, partner.
05:50And, uh, you take care of yourself, little mama.
06:01Thanks, Joey.
06:02It's kind of hard to carry my books and with these things, so...
06:05I don't know.
06:06Taking care of the family is what I do.
06:09And now that the ladies from sixth period have seen me be a gentleman for my sister, I'm done.
06:17Later, limpy.
06:21Thanks.
06:29Diggy!
06:30Hey!
06:31How are you?
06:32I miss you.
06:34It's 40 below zero.
06:36It's like the air is trying to kill me.
06:42When Maddie was supposed to leave for the Junior Olympics basketball team, I decided I didn't want to be home
06:47when she wasn't.
06:48So I signed up to be a foreign exchange student.
06:51Which is, like, way romantic, except then, you know, I blew my knee out, so I couldn't go.
06:58So now I have a boyfriend who's 6,000 miles away.
07:02What a jerk.
07:04Guess what happens when you're the last foreign exchange student to sign up?
07:09You get the country that nobody wants.
07:13Tundrabania.
07:14Heard of the Arctic Circle?
07:15That's where Tundrabanian kids go on spring break to warm up.
07:21I really wish you were going to be here for Cheddar Broadfest.
07:24I do, too.
07:26It's so cold.
07:28Say things that are warm.
07:31Is that Diggy?
07:34Mrs. Rooney, hey, I heard you got promoted to vice principal.
07:37Congratulations.
07:38Thanks.
07:39It's a big job.
07:41Yeah, she's, um, she's in charge of things like, you know, enforcing the rules and...
07:46For example, no face cabbing in the hall.
07:49Confiscated.
07:53Okay.
07:55I know that you're trying to rattle me, but me and Liv are gonna take you down at the cheese
08:01roll.
08:01Bam!
08:02What?
08:05Maybe I am.
08:07Why don't you go cry to your boyfriend in Tundrabania about it?
08:11Oh, wait, you can't.
08:12I got your phone.
08:16Would you mind helping me carry my books?
08:20No.
08:21Okay.
08:22I got this.
08:30Mom, look here.
08:31Mom, look here.
08:32Mom.
08:36This change is nothing.
08:51You making your own sausage?
08:54Cool.
08:56It's not just any sausage, all right?
08:59I'm putting pieces of metal into the links.
09:02You wanna know why?
09:04Don't need to.
09:06Sometimes you get a feeling that something special's about to happen.
09:11Here, put these on.
09:13I figured out how to win the slippery sausage toss.
09:18Rock bros.
09:20Nice.
09:22Joe, we close bling equals...
09:26Think fast.
09:32I caught it.
09:35Witchcraft.
09:37The rings are magnets.
09:40The metal sausage will stick right to them.
09:42It's doof-proof.
09:44Isn't this...
09:46cheating?
09:47Hey, the rule book doesn't say you can't stuff the sausage with metal and wear electromagnetic rings.
09:54I'm sold.
09:56Any chances of matching necklace and chalice?
09:59Sorry.
10:00Some things I just like to keep for myself.
10:08Today is the Shutter Pratt Fest.
10:10I finally get to do the cheese roll with my sister again.
10:13I was actually so excited that I went to bed in my champagne jacket last night.
10:22Parker, come on!
10:23You're gonna be late for Cheddar Pratt Fest!
10:26You do live in, Maddie.
10:30Hate for you to miss a ride and have to forfeit the cheese roll.
10:34Start the car.
10:36Nice try, Mom.
10:39Maddie, come on!
10:41Uh-oh.
10:42Look.
10:43Somebody hung my space where I was supposed to start.
10:46Looks perfect.
10:49About time someone recognized my superior hanging abilities.
10:54Okay.
10:55Oh, no.
10:56Look.
10:58I am so proud of you.
11:00Next weekend, my little space werewolf is gonna be walking the red carpet at her movie premiere.
11:07Thanks, Dad.
11:09Aww.
11:12Using affection to neutralize competitive fire.
11:15Fierce power move.
11:19Not primetime's first rodeo.
11:23Oh, and what was that?
11:25How great is this?
11:26Nothing can stop my triumphant return to the Cheddar Pratt Fest.
11:30Yeah.
11:32Major space werewolf problems.
11:37Whitney!
11:38What are you doing in Stephen's Point?
11:40You're the producer.
11:40You're supposed to be in Hollywood getting ready for the premiere.
11:43Well, I hopped on the studio's private jet and came straight here to give you some horrible news.
11:47Lunar foxes changed their premiere to the same day as ours.
11:52No!
11:53Those dirty lunar foxes.
11:57So the buzz on space werewolves is so huge that a rival studio made a copycat film called Lunar Foxes.
12:06Pathetic.
12:07It's like putting ketchup on a bagel and calling it pizza.
12:11They're trying to steal our audience.
12:14Not only is their premiere the same day as ours, but they're going to project their movie onto the face
12:20of the moon.
12:22We can't get beat with the moon!
12:24Oh, yes we can!
12:26I changed our premiere to tonight!
12:29Don't quit, don't quit.
12:31We've got to get you packed.
12:33We're going to Hollywood right now.
12:35Um, now?
12:36No!
12:36No!
12:38Um, Mr. Cheddar Brockfest.
12:40I promised my sister that I would be there for the cheese roll.
12:43Oh!
12:45Liv, you are the star of space werewolves.
12:49We need you at the premiere, so...
12:51Unless this cheese you're going to roll costs a hundred million dollars to make, you're getting on that plane.
13:00Fine, I guess I'm going.
13:03Wait, you're not going to the Cheddar Brockfest?
13:08Well, you promised me.
13:11I guess it must mean something different in Hollywood than it does in Wisconsin.
13:22Guess the only thing Liv's going to crush in that cheese roll is Maddie's heart.
13:28Too soon?
13:29Yeah, it's too soon.
13:41Look at that!
13:44Amazing!
13:45Let's hear it!
13:46For Ingleburn Lambert and the Pretzel King, everybody!
13:51Hey, Liv, come on!
13:52Hey, Maddie.
13:54I'm sorry Liv's not here.
13:56You doing okay?
13:57Yeah, I'm fine.
13:59I mean, you know, Liv's doing her thing and I'm doing mine.
14:02So, besides, I'm going to take you down myself.
14:27Do it, look at me.
14:36Okay, let's go.
14:39You should be in Hollywood.
14:41Stop!
14:42Oh!
14:43I should be here, okay?
14:44Oh, no, there's no stopping.
14:47We need time to sell you for that premiere.
14:49Oh, what are you doing?
14:51Planes are waiting.
14:53Wow, you are really strong.
14:56Whitney, I can't just leave my sister hanging like this, okay?
14:59I made her a promise.
15:00You make that promise with your abs?
15:03Wow!
15:04Oh!
15:06Oh!
15:07Oh, God!
15:11Whitney, if you make me go to that premiere tonight, all of those photographers are going to see you on
15:15the red carpet.
15:15Is this, boom, boom, boom, sad face.
15:21No, no, no.
15:22No sad face on the red carpet.
15:24Whitney, come on.
15:25There has to be some way to get me to go to both the Jenna process and my premiere.
15:29It's just not possible.
15:41Technically, it might be kind of possible.
15:44If we delay the private jet two hours and do your hair and makeup here, oh!
15:49Then I can still do the cheese roll with my sister and be in Hollywood on time for the premiere.
15:54Hold on.
15:55Bam!
15:57Home town girl spends time with her family before big Hollywood premiere.
16:02That is a story with hearts.
16:05You can't project that onto the moon.
16:07Let's do it.
16:09Boom, boom, boom, boom.
16:10Happy face.
16:16Let's stop some sausages.
16:18And they're out.
16:19Black Parker Rooney's throwing sausage after sausage at his big brother Joey there.
16:24And he is catching everything but a cold.
16:27I tell you, it's amazing, this Joey Rooney.
16:29I mean, it's like he is a broad-catching octopus.
16:32A broctopus, if you will.
16:34Oh, we're down.
16:35Two teams.
16:36Only two teams left.
16:37I know his sister is in the movies, but Joey Rooney is the real star today.
16:43Unbelievable.
16:44This is just an incredible display of bird-catching ability I haven't seen since old...
16:49Oh, that's it!
16:50It's over!
16:52Parker and Joey Rooney win!
16:58Unbelievable stuff!
16:59What's your secret, boys?
17:01Science!
17:02Hard work.
17:04Hard work.
17:07Okay, enough pimping.
17:09The cheese rolls are about to start.
17:11Libby, let them work their magic.
17:13You are going to be photographed more tonight than you've been in your entire life.
17:16You need to look perfect.
17:24Let's go!
17:25Come on, people.
17:26This cheese pork thing has us on a great schedule.
17:29Oh, Whitney, hold on.
17:30I want to grab my phone.
17:32I want to text Maddie that I'm on my way now that I know I'm actually coming.
17:41No!
17:48No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
17:53What the...
17:54Oh!
17:55Hey!
17:57Hey!
17:59Hi!
18:00So, um...
18:02My hair kind of got sucked into a...
18:06A meat grinder?
18:10But, um...
18:11You know, on the bright side.
18:14Help me!
18:15Help me, Whitney!
18:16Help me!
18:16I don't know what to do!
18:23And to the Slippery Sausage Toss Champions goes...
18:26The Golden Broward!
18:31Seriously, Joey, everybody, how did you do it?
18:34Oh, well, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny.
18:36Success is 50% preparation and 50% perspiration.
18:41Me?
18:42No, no, no.
18:42Now, I like to sprinkle in another 16% of natural-born handsomeness and one metric leader of straight-up
18:49BALA skills, yo!
18:52Hey, listen, is there anything you can't catch?
18:55I mean, think fast, huh?
18:59Second time's a charm.
19:01There you go.
19:04Um, why don't you try throwing one from a...
19:07This bed.
19:12Holy hidden secrets!
19:15The Rooney Boys stuffed their sausages with metal and Joey's rings are madness!
19:23How could you do this to the Cheddar Brot Fest?
19:27I thought we raised you to respect sausage.
19:33Okay, I got a guy coming.
19:36He's gonna get your hair out so we can salvage it for the premiere.
19:39Can you do it in the next five minutes so that I can make the cheese roll?
19:43Sister, it's gonna take two hours to fix your hair.
19:45You're not going to the festival.
19:47Whitney, I promised my sister!
19:49No, no, no!
19:50No!
19:55No!
19:56No!
19:57No!
19:57No!
19:57No!
19:58No!
19:59No!
20:00No!
20:01No!
20:21Okay.
20:22Maddie needs you.
20:24You can do this.
20:27You can do this.
20:36Oh, I don't need to bend my arm
20:38Nicholas stuck
20:48This just hit Maddie Rooney
20:51Has backed out of the cheese roll
20:53That means Pete and Karen Rooney
20:56Are winners by default
20:57That's her for a box
21:00You ready for that crown, Pete?
21:04Cheese
21:06You're gonna have to earn that crown
21:11What?
21:13Oh, they hacked up on some hair
21:19What happened?
21:22You know, it's just your typical
21:24Hair gets caught in a meat grinder and has to be hacked off
21:27In order to keep a promise to your best friend's last sister or kind of story
21:30One of those
21:33Wait, you sacrificed your hair for me?
21:37What about your premiere?
21:38Um, actually, Whitney says that if I can win this within the next ten minutes
21:42I can still make it from here
21:44Nine minutes, 38 seconds
21:46Take talk, ladies
21:47Okay, Maddie
21:48Let's do this
21:51Okay, seriously
21:54Give me the hood
21:54People are staring
21:55Thanks
22:01Looks like we're gonna have a cheese roll after all
22:05Partners, get ready to chuck that cheddar
22:08Please, oh, please
22:09Let's roll some cheese
22:13I got it
22:14I got it
22:15The four-time chip grabs his wheel of cheese and lets him fly
22:18And down goes the pretzel man
22:20What a great shot
22:22And there goes the younger Rudy
22:24Pretzel man
22:26Oh, here we go Pistol Pete again
22:29He's fired up
22:30And there goes that wheel of cheese
22:33See, now live
22:35Look at that shot lined up
22:38Oh, they just desolated that house
22:41And now it's down to the always difficult pretzel castle, folks
22:47Hey, uh
22:50Hey, primetime
22:52You know, if you choke now, you lose to girls whose diapers you've changed
22:55Oh
22:57Sorry, that's right
22:58You never changed our diapers
23:00I was too worried I would get clumsy and drop you
23:03Well
23:04I really hope you don't drop this wheel of cheese
23:07You know, it weighs about as much as a baby girl
23:16Oh
23:17Did she get in your head?
23:21Shake it off, primetime
23:23You're the champ
23:24This is for all the marbles
23:26And here he goes
23:27And let's enroll it
23:29Jimmy
23:29If the twins can knock down their pretzel castle, they win
23:38She intimidated my partner
23:40You go get her, pretzel king
23:42There is no smack talk in the cheese roll
23:45You are banned from aiming your partner
23:48What?
23:48No!
23:49How can I hit the castle without my aimer?
23:51You know what, Liv?
23:52It's fine
23:53You got this
23:54Because if anyone can find a castle
23:56It's a princess
23:59Of course
24:00Activate
24:01Diva sonar
24:10Got it
24:12Target locked
24:31Stair PD is under here
24:32Thank you
24:34There's a new cheese sheriff in town
24:36And her name is Bullseye Rudy
24:38How come I run for a break?
24:41We gotta go
24:42Let's get on the plane, Rudy
24:45Um, wait, all of us?
24:47You think I'm going to my big Hollywood premiere without my family?
24:53Move, move, move
24:54Do it
24:57Yes
24:59I love you, Wisconsin
25:02That was exciting, huh?
25:04Oh, boy
25:05For the record
25:06I didn't even want to go to Liv Rooney's stupid Hollywood premiere, you know
25:10My job's right here at Stephen's Point
25:12Um, we have an extra seat on the plane
25:15So it's, uh, yours if you want it
25:20Johnny Deppis is going to Hollywood
25:22Deppis out
25:43I'm really glad Wisconsin Liv is back
25:45But Hollywood Liv has some serious perks
25:51Let's keep her around
25:54Hey, guys
25:55Family photo
25:56Come on in
26:00Everyone say
26:02Cheese
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