00:06is it really cold in here well here why don't you wear this
00:13your letterman jacket yeah oh you said you were cold
00:20i did i am
00:29well later rooney
00:42do my crystal clear emerald green eyes deceive me or did diggy just give you his letterman jacket
00:53congratulations hey simmer down live i was just cold it doesn't mean anything it's so obvious he
01:00likes you maddie okay i know he likes me but you think he like like likes me i think i
01:06know but
01:06how do i like no no well he gave you his coat coat
01:15maybe he's just confused as to how you feel with all the snubs and the stuffs and the bam what's
01:21flying at him it's honestly amazing that he's stuck around this long
01:27just tell him you like him already i don't know this i think dicky and i are fine the way
01:33we are i
01:34mean you act like every time we see each other it's completely awkward hey rooney
01:43just uh forgot my wallet and my jacket so
01:56here you go thank you
02:01so what do you think you meant by stuff
02:17i'm up with the sunshine
02:19i'm up with the sunshine
02:20i'll lace up my heart's up
02:22slim dunk
02:23ready or not
02:25yeah show me what you got
02:27i'm under the spotlight
02:30i'll say you come on and follow
02:33you dance to your own beat i'll sing the melody when you say yeah
02:39i'll say no when you say stop
02:45all i wanna do is go go go
02:48you you the other half of me
02:51me the half of never
02:53me
02:54me
02:54the half of trust me
02:56baby
02:58you you the better half of me
03:01you
03:03we don't know
03:07we're better in stereo
03:16welcome from across the void space
03:20to rocketry club
03:24Rocketry Club is for people with such diverse interests
03:28as building rockets, launching rockets, and talking about rockets.
03:33Ooh, we also occasionally draw rockets
03:36we hope to one day build, launch, and talk about.
03:40Fellow Rocketeers, I present to you
03:45the Viper X-T.
03:53Hey, Joey. Nice bottle rocket.
03:56Burn!
03:59The problem with Rocketry Club is my arch nemesis, Artie.
04:05Yeah, that's right. I have an arch nemesis.
04:09I'm kind of a big deal.
04:13Burn is on you, Artie.
04:16The Viper X-T solidifies my Rocketry Club dominance.
04:20Yes, you can call me the Rocket King.
04:27Oh, I believe the title of Rocket King is mine.
04:41Behold, the Falcon 500!
04:56Oh, check it, my homies.
04:59Your super cool mom just got the newest smartphone.
05:03Yep, just holding it makes me feel smart.
05:05Woo!
05:09Pretty strong flash on this baby.
05:12Maybe you boys could show me some of the more sophisticated APPs.
05:19Well, here's your first lesson, super cool mom.
05:23The homies pronounce it apps.
05:29Cool, you got face gab.
05:31That's a video chat.
05:32I use it with all my friends.
05:35Except Simon.
05:36He picks his nose, and I don't need to see that up close.
05:41Okay, here.
05:42I'll show you how to call, Liv.
05:43You click here, dial her number,
05:46hope she doesn't realize it's you,
05:48and decide not to answer.
05:52Hello?
05:53Oh, hey.
05:54Hello, Liv.
05:55It's Mom.
05:57Guess where I'm calling you from.
06:01I'm going to go with kitchen.
06:04Yes, I can see you.
06:05Sitting in the kitchen.
06:07Hey, is that our hip-hop snow cone maker beside your bed?
06:13Um, what snow cone maker?
06:15What bed?
06:16Who are you?
06:21How dare they steal our snow cone maker?
06:24Let's go rescue the notorious S.L.O.
06:31Bad news from the exterminator, hon.
06:33We've got wood-eating powder post beetles.
06:37Oh, my grandmother had those in her old house.
06:40I never saw that house.
06:42Exactly.
06:44They need to tent our place.
06:46So we've got to pack up anything we don't want pesticide on
06:50and clear out for the weekend.
06:52Oh.
06:53I'm thinking a last-minute weekend getaway to Madison
06:57so we can swim, shop, play, shop, and shop.
07:02But, this has to be a secret.
07:05If Liv finds out we have bugs, she will freak out.
07:09Oh, Liv has an irrational fear of bugs.
07:13When she was little, I read her the first three pages of Charlotte's Web,
07:17and she passed out.
07:19Last week, Liv was in the shower.
07:21She saw a ladybug, and this happened.
07:26Turns out it wasn't a ladybug.
07:28It was a jelly bean.
07:30I never know what's in my hair until I rinse it out.
07:39Ooh, jangereen.
07:41So, I'm going to go on the Internet
07:43and make us a hotel reservation
07:46with my fab new phone.
07:48The future is now.
07:50Oh, I don't like the content.
07:55We saw the snow cone maker.
07:58Hand it over.
07:59You'll never find it.
08:01I found it.
08:06Lemon, coconut, strawberry, lime.
08:10You make a snuff cone while I ride.
08:13Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
08:15Who wants a snuff cone?
08:19And you wonder why we hid it from you.
08:26It's Mom's face scabbing again.
08:28She probably doesn't even know she called me.
08:31I'm kind of excited to get out of this house.
08:33I'm so ready for a change.
08:35Out of the house?
08:36Shh.
08:38And mute.
08:39Now we can hear them, but they can't hear us.
08:42What does ready for a change mean?
08:45Isn't it obvious?
08:46They want to get rid of you.
08:49It's such a pain to pack everything up and move out of the house.
08:55It sounds like they sold the house and were moving.
08:58Moving?
08:59Now that can't be right.
09:01Oh, I know the kids are going to complain about missing their friends,
09:04but they're going to love Madison.
09:06Madison?
09:08Madison's two hours from here.
09:09That's a completely different school with no dickies in it.
09:15We have to be packed up and out of here by four o'clock tomorrow.
09:19Tomorrow?
09:21How could they not tell us we're moving?
09:25Wow.
09:27Tomorrow's our last day in Stephen's Point.
09:30Unacceptable.
09:31Mom, Dad, we heard you.
09:34What's that noise?
09:36It's your children?
09:37The ones you didn't consult about Madison?
09:40The phone was on.
09:43Stupid APPs.
09:45Guys, we thought you'd freak out less if we surprised you with the news.
09:51Well, we're freaking.
09:53You have to call this off.
09:55Sorry, everything's paid for.
09:57We just got a really sweet deal.
10:00This is an outrage.
10:02Pack your swimsuits.
10:04There's a pool.
10:06Ooh, game changer.
10:07I'm in.
10:14Wow.
10:16We are really moving.
10:19Yep, it's our last day here.
10:27What?
10:28It's somebody else's problem now.
10:32I wouldn't sit in that chair, either.
10:38Well, I'm making today count.
10:41I'm going to take Hardy down and leave the school of the undisputed rocket king.
10:47Way to go, Munch.
10:49You're an inspiration to no one.
10:53Okay.
10:54So, what are you doing with your last day?
10:58I've got a few loose ends to tie up.
11:01The less you know, the better.
11:05I might poop with the door open, but I still have my secrets.
11:10I stayed up all night building a brand new rocket.
11:15It's perfect.
11:17Right down to the decal of the aliens waving in the windows.
11:21Hi, guys.
11:24If I only have one day left here, I'm going to tell Diggy how I feel about him.
11:28I'm going to stare right into those beautiful brown eyes and say, Diggy, sup?
11:38Maybe I should write a note.
11:40For my last day, I'm going to convince Mom that I'm sick so I can stay behind and say goodbye
11:45to my childhood home.
11:50126.8.
11:53I'm lucky to be alive.
11:59And that's why you never floss in space.
12:03Think about it.
12:15Rocketeers, feast your eyes on my new rocket.
12:20The Arty is a walk back.
12:25You can't call your rocket that.
12:29Well, I've made a lot of rockets, Arty.
12:32Could you, uh, say the name out loud so I know which one you're talking about?
12:37Nice try.
12:38But do you take me for a fool?
12:41No.
12:42I take you for a walk back.
12:46It's time we said who the Rocket King is once and for all.
12:50Speak forth your challenge.
12:53I'm speaking forth, baby.
12:57The Falcon 500 versus Arty is a wad bag in a hallway rocket chair race.
13:06I accept your challenge.
13:09Ah!
13:10Ah!
13:11Wait, when are we doing this again?
13:13I'm a little over scheduled today.
13:15Like three?
13:16Does 3.30 work?
13:183.30 by the water fountain.
13:19Which one?
13:20The one with the gum or the one that works?
13:21The one that works, duh.
13:23Well, I didn't know.
13:23Well, now you do.
13:25Challenge accepted.
13:29Goodbye, old house.
13:31We just barely got to know each other again and now we're torn apart.
13:36Will you comfort me, couch collector of afternoon dreams and loose change?
13:48Oh, face gabbing again, Mom?
13:52Baby, it's Care Bear.
13:56I just saw you walk down the hall.
13:59Those new jeans are looking good.
14:07And now I don't have to pretend to be sick.
14:13Au revoir, stained glass window.
14:17You colored my world.
14:19I don't remember when I was scared.
14:27Harper, what are you doing?
14:29I'm filling in my tunnels.
14:33Okay, perhaps I should have been more specific.
14:36What?
14:39I've been digging an intricate network of tunnels around the house.
14:43At first, it was an escape from the monotony of everyday life.
14:46Then it became an actual escape in case stuff got real.
14:53You've got a serious party going on up there, don't you?
14:58Hey, thanks to these tunnels, I can get from my bedroom to the bathroom in three steps.
15:06Sometimes, every second counts.
15:16I decided I should write Diggy a note, but I wanted to do something memorable.
15:21And he left his basketball at my house, so I returned it.
15:24With the words, I like you, Maddie, written on it.
15:31What?
15:32That's the sweetest my dog Rooney gets.
15:37You've got to shower, guys.
15:39I'm sweating like a pig.
15:40See you later, all right?
15:48Oh, hey, Maddie, we're trying to my basketball.
15:53Okay, she's reading it.
15:58Oh, man, she got it all dirty.
16:06What's up, Diggy?
16:08Oh, hey, Rooney.
16:11So, I, uh, returned your basketball.
16:14Did you see what was on it?
16:16Oh, that?
16:17Who cares?
16:22What?
16:23Yeah, whatever, it's not a big deal.
16:27Not a big deal?
16:30To me, this was, like, the biggest deal ever.
16:33Yeah, you know what?
16:36This was a mistake.
16:41Wow, what was that all about?
16:45Yeah, I'm talking to myself in the hall.
16:47Baffling girl moment.
16:48Move on.
17:00All right.
17:02Once around the hall, winner is declared, now and forever, the Rocket King.
17:09Holla!
17:12And the loser is declared, Joey.
17:15Burn!
17:17Hey, how about we make things even more interesting?
17:21Let's say the winner gets to publicly humiliate the loser for an entire week.
17:29Joke's on him, because win or lose, next week I'll be in Madison.
17:34Future burn.
17:37Yeah, he'll feel that one tomorrow.
17:41Get ready to eat my exhaust.
17:44You'll never catch the falcon.
17:47Ah!
17:51You'll never catch the wad bag.
17:54Wee-oh!
17:55Wee-oh!
17:58That's the sound a wad bag makes.
18:00Oh, wait.
18:02You already knew that.
18:14Why is everyone in your family acting so weird today?
18:18The movies are moving to Madison tonight.
18:21Moving?
18:22What?
18:23Yeah, I know.
18:24I took it pretty hard myself.
18:26But you have to embrace it, Biggie.
18:29After all, if nothing ever changed, there would be no butterflies.
18:35Yeah, I'll miss you too, buddy.
18:41Let's light this candle.
18:44Why is everyone in her?
18:46Let it noise for her.
18:50Welcome.
19:01Bye-bye.
19:01Take care.
19:01Bye.
19:02Let it ice.
19:05Bye.
19:06Bye.
19:07Bye.
19:07Bye-bye.
19:08Bye-bye.
19:10Bye.
19:11Bye-bye.
19:12Bye-bye.splatauen.
19:12Bye-bye.
19:23as i looked at my fellow rocketeers i realized if i became rocket king and left the next day
19:31who would lead them he had to let arty win he was my nemesis but he was also the club's
19:40best hope
19:52losing the race bruised my pride smashing into the stairs bruised my shoulder my knees and my kidney
20:13i won i am the rocket king
20:19thank you well lord back
20:21thank you
20:32bruni
20:35were you just gonna move away without saying goodbye
20:38well i was gonna tell you but then i got really hurt when you blew me off after reading my
20:43note
20:44what note
20:45the one that i wrote on the basketball like one does when one is terrified of getting hurt
20:51like one did
20:55i i must have smudged it with my basketball pig sweat
21:01what did it say
21:06i like you diggy
21:11i like you too maddie
21:15coming through people
21:17tunnel stone fills themselves
21:23ignore him stay focused
21:24okay
21:27if you're moving i want you to have this
21:31and
21:32not because you're cold
21:35but because
21:38this means something to me
21:41like you do
21:51diggy
21:57i knew you'd come by
22:00let your best pal leave town without saying goodbye
22:03huh
22:09i really liked you man
22:21the door jammer mom and dad marked our heights
22:24i was always an eighth of an inch taller than maddie
22:27not that it matters
22:29but it does
22:33listen up
22:34we have some big news
22:38maddie and diggy are officially in like with each other
22:42my life
22:43the birth of miggy
22:46yeah don't do that
22:48well i kinda like it
22:50i hate it
22:54i'm so glad you guys are finally together
22:59this is too much
23:00i mean we can't leave our entire lives are here
23:05i don't care what mom and dad say
23:07i am staging
23:09a living
23:11pause with me
23:17hey kids
23:23so i see you guys have packed
23:27we are not letting you sell the house and move us to madison
23:31sell the house
23:32where on earth did you get that idea
23:34from when you face gabbed us
23:37we heard your whole devious plan
23:39yes and i heard you talking about dad's new pants
23:44gross
23:48first of all
23:49when your father looks even remotely fashionable
23:52i i have to encourage that
23:56it's true
23:57it's like training a seal
24:01and second of all
24:02and second of all i don't know what you think you heard on face gab
24:05but we are not moving to madison
24:07and we're just going there for the weekend
24:11you mean i filled in my tunnels for nothing
24:16tunnels
24:18stuff just got real
24:26wait
24:28you're saying i have to go to school with arty on monday
24:35i will be upstairs packing for madison
24:37and crying
24:39mostly crying
24:44why are you keeping this trip such a secret
24:48all right
24:49might as well come clean
24:51exterminators are tenting our house
24:54we're infested
24:55with beetles
24:56bugs
25:04wait
25:05you can't exterminate the beetles
25:07they helped me dig
25:09i spent forever breeding those suckers
25:13this whole thing is your fault
25:16don't blame me
25:18blame the beetles
25:19you know what
25:19i'm gonna go have a word with them
25:21get out of that hole right now
25:27we need to talk young man
25:29we know you're in there
25:34i'm going
25:41wow
25:44so
25:46looks like you're staying
25:50you've said some things
25:53you sure did
25:57i guess things are going to be different from now on
26:00yeah i guess
26:04so
26:05what's up
26:08stuff
26:10and what
26:19how'd i get here
26:24dummy rooney
26:25as loser of the great rocket chair race
26:29let the public shaming begin
26:47you have to wear this all week
26:49so remember to keep it clean rooney
26:56oops
26:56chocolate
26:59well
27:05no shame
27:06and free pudding
27:18tunnel number one
27:20reopen
27:21i'm
27:22so
27:22i'm
27:23so
27:24you
27:25you
27:26you
27:26you
27:27Amen.
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