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00:13No, no, I know how busy you are, so that you could come through like that really means
00:19a lot.
00:20I appreciate you.
00:21Ashley appreciates it, too.
00:25You're the man, David.
00:28What's that?
00:30Free round of golf?
00:31Yeah.
00:32Yeah, any time outside of peak hours.
00:36Oh, Saturday morning?
00:38Yeah, I can make that work.
00:40I got you.
00:41Okay.
00:41Yeah, I gotta go.
00:43What's that?
00:43Yeah, free round of golf means a full foursome.
00:46That's right.
00:46Okay, thanks.
00:48You really need to stop drinking that.
00:51Full of sugar.
00:54Where's Burberry?
00:58What are you talking about?
00:59He's home with you.
01:00No, he was with you.
01:03Burberry?
01:04Burberry!
01:06Burberry!
01:07Burberry!
01:08Burberry!
01:25Burberry!
01:26Burberry!
01:28Burberry!
01:29Burberry!
01:30Burberry!
01:30I've got a monkey!
01:32Burberry, mommy loves you!
01:35Burberry!
01:37Burberry!
01:53Burberry!
01:53Burberry!
02:07Burberry!
02:09Burberry!
02:10Burberry!
02:15Burberry!
02:17Burberry!
02:19Burberry!
02:21Burberry!
02:22Burberry!
02:23Burberry!
02:23Burberry!
02:24I'm going to warm up
02:25with chestnut loaf pate.
02:28Do dogs like that?
02:28No, it's for you, handsome.
02:30Be back in 30.
02:31No, I really should get going.
02:33Don't move a muscle.
02:34And let me know when you get to the Hispanic
02:36walking down the street.
02:39Oh, that's me.
02:43You're Greek.
02:48Beverly!
02:49It's your father!
02:52Barbara!
02:54What's Amber saying?
02:55She just said that a dog was found
02:57at the gas station like an hour ago.
02:59Okay.
02:59All right, do you want to update?
03:00But that's what I'm doing.
03:01Why I'm on my phone is I'm updating my next door post.
03:04Oh, my God!
03:05Childish Gambino just shared my post on his story.
03:08Well, I've got all of Ojai PD and FD on it.
03:12Thank you for doing that.
03:13Yeah, it's just a little tricky juggling.
03:16Okay.
03:18Hello?
03:19Hi, is this Ukraine?
03:20Yeah.
03:21Yeah, I'm afraid I think that you're going to hear
03:23a brown dachshund, 12 years old.
03:25They have them?
03:26Yes.
03:26Yes, that's...
03:28Yes!
03:29Yes!
03:29Oh, my God.
03:30Thank you so much.
03:32Ojai Valley Animal Shelter.
03:33Oh, man.
03:34I love you.
03:35I love you.
03:35I love you.
03:37That's very cool about Gambino.
03:47Hi.
03:48Hi.
03:48Sorry.
03:48Hi.
03:49We just spoke about our dachshund.
03:50Yes.
03:51Lindsay Crane.
03:51Yes.
03:52Yeah, I saw Gambino's story.
03:53He's so sick.
03:54Yeah, yeah, he's the best.
03:55Is Burberry okay?
03:56Yeah, he's great.
03:57He's just a little scratched up,
03:59but, I mean, I feel it could have been worse.
04:00Oh, my God.
04:01You guys just sit tight, okay?
04:02I'm going to go grab him,
04:03and then we'll fill out some forms.
04:04He'll be on your way, okay?
04:05Oh, my God.
04:05You're the man.
04:07Can I send me an eagle?
04:08Come here, see?
04:10It's okay, babe.
04:11Everything's going to be okay.
04:12Yeah.
04:12Everything's going to be all right.
04:13I can't believe that happened.
04:15Yeah, me neither.
04:16Me neither.
04:18Yeah, we've got to figure out a system
04:20where we keep the doors closed, you know?
04:22Yeah.
04:24I mean, you don't worry about that now.
04:27It's not your fault.
04:30All right, all right.
04:31Here he is.
04:33Nice to have a happy ending once in a while.
04:37No, no, that's not our dog.
04:38That's not our dog.
04:40Uh, what?
04:42Are you sure?
04:43Yeah, for sure.
04:44It's not our dog.
04:44Can you, um, can you check?
04:46Do you have another dachshund?
04:46No.
04:47No, this is the only dachshund in a 60-mile radius.
04:50200 if you're talking puber.
04:53All right, thank you.
04:54Let's go.
04:54This isn't a no-kill shelter.
04:57Excuse me?
04:57What does that mean?
04:58What if you tried fostering for a few days?
05:03Just to try it out.
05:04Bro, we're very overcrowded, okay?
05:07And, um, you know, they do say that most dogs won't be found after the first 48 hours.
05:12So in the scenario that you don't find your dog, well, you'll have this guy.
05:17He looks just like him.
05:18And in the other scenario, your dog will have a new best friend.
05:21Either way, in both scenarios, this dog is still alive.
05:41No way, it's not you.
05:49No way, it's not you.
05:54No way, it's not you.
06:12Are you almost...
06:13No.
06:14No way, it's not you.
06:25what the fuck is your problem you know what i'm not going to argue i'm just going to present the
06:31facts i remember i noticed this mug that you left here on the table and i distinctly remember
06:38staring at a closed door and thinking don't nag josh about this yeah you did where was burberry
06:46when you left like i said before he was eating his breakfast like he does every morning at 9 a
06:54.m
06:54well that's not that's not true actually he doesn't do that every day just the other day he woke up
06:58at
06:594 a.m to eat right sorry what the fuck are you talking about 4 a.m is the middle
07:03of the night
07:03the middle of the night is midnight that's that's why it's called midnight okay so you're saying that
07:07people stay up to celebrate new year's eve in the middle of the night what what does that have to
07:14do with what we're talking about you're assuming that this is my fault you do this shit all the
07:19time oh my god you're fucking delusional you know you do this you always need someone to blame so
07:23you distort reality to build some absurd narrative i'm not distorting anything i'm just pointing out
07:27a pattern of behavior do you not remember my mother's fucking stroke oh my god i forgot her
07:33seizure meds once once is all it takes we've been over this i just assumed that when you said you
07:38were
07:38past it we we actually had moved no i am i'm past it i'm just saying that i have to
07:44clean up after
07:44your mess all the time and it's fucking exhausting so when you got back did you check every room and
07:48everything no obviously i didn't because barry's never not sprinted to the door the moment we get
07:53home so obviously i assumed he was with you um not so top gun maverick hello do you not remember
08:01coming home late to burberry sound asleep in bed with his monkey i even took a picture i think i
08:06still have
08:07it first of all that was bullet train i didn't get to go see top gun maverick at the theater
08:12because you had covered i knew you'd hold this against me i got covered at your stupid fucking
08:16mezcal night oh is it stupid now you were so full of shit you couldn't get enough of mezcal mezcal
08:22night
08:23i remember distinctly because i fell asleep to after sun and woke up to you crying okay so do you
08:28also remember us coming home very late in the middle of the night to bury not sprinting to our feet
08:33because he was stuck in the laundry closet oh not so not so hello that was more like 5 a
08:39.m thank you
08:39very much and if i remember correctly he was stuck in there because you kept telling me for three months
08:44that you would buy a doorstop and i kept saying let me just order one on amazon and you freaked
08:48out
08:49because it would be undermining your vision oh you fucked up you fucked up this is good this is good
08:54yeah yeah yeah yeah hold on hold on ah april 16 2022 aged brass traditional four inch doorstop
09:03and i actually said i think i can make this work and ordered it for you you goddamn fucking idiot
09:10this is childish you believe whatever you want lindsay i know that i didn't leave the store with you
09:16well i didn't so i know you did leave it open josh go into the club buddy i'll be right
09:22back
09:23you're safe is that so hard oh you're gonna throw yourself into work like you did with your mom
09:29because you don't know how to process feelings
09:34this is passing perfect timing there you go my lady you look beautiful today how we doing good good
09:41good all right hey hey baby baby baby baby baby baby baby another long island can i get you another
09:47one i'm gonna get you another one another round for the whole table how about that on the house
09:51on the house that's how we do it hi how you're doing oh are we loving the scones are we
09:58loving them
09:59good loving the scones god i love that face how are you real i still do you believe it
10:06i'm gonna be so fucking dirty with you tonight yes my man hey what belly's got your car out front
10:13whenever you're ready i went ahead and did a quick detail that's why i'm like that's why my pants are
10:17wet how we doing we all done here hey josh man how you holding up oh my god we heard
10:24about burberry
10:24we are so so sorry it's fine it's sad but you know shit happens it's okay sit down man you
10:30plan
10:31through a lot thank you no no i can't sorry i gotta go check on the lockers they haven't really
10:35been
10:35tidying them up lately so i gotta go see a little hey can we get josh and negroni that's your
10:39drink
10:39seriously i'm good i'm good he'll have two negroni it's all about work life balance man
10:46no i'm fine i'm fine work's really good for me it's good for me not today it's not oh i
10:50know
10:50babe are you okay if i whisk joshua right tonight on the pj i know we got plans and i
10:56want those plans
10:57oh no please go you guys need your boy's time i'll be here waiting for you i freaking love you
11:02i freaking love her all right listen listen i got the perfect idea wheels up and fork
11:14okay
11:16okay
11:22okay well i will say office i think it's actually a very good use of police time sorry excuse me
11:26and i
11:27was actually told that josh had connected with you so this is illuminating okay goodbye hello sorry oh
11:33that's lovely hi lindsey oh my god i got your email blast i can't even yeah are you okay uh
11:41no i'm not um do
11:43you mind putting up some of these oh sure of course i was thinking like one here and then like
11:51a
11:51couple about there i can do it if it's easier no no no no you just go do what you
11:56gotta do i will put
11:57these out thank you okay thank you thanks sorry excuse me excuse me thank you
12:02thank you
12:30i really should get back to lindsey how long is this gonna be i don't know and you it's probably
12:34gonna be a while i'm so sorry thank you so much for this i just feel like i'm feeling bad
12:39that i left
12:40lindsey back there you know yeah let's go back then i'll walk you to the plane i swear man if
12:46you're
12:46bringing me to the rhino again i'm gonna walk straight out you think i'd be talking to you if we
12:50were at the rhino oh oh we're in your chalet yep this does not bode well
13:08you
13:09you got hot chips
13:12you got cooking options they were in town for a festival called a few favors in
13:18you did this for me i got you me amigo no oh
13:24shit it's han zimmer i gotta take this enjoy now enjoy hey josh hey don't you own a mini move
13:36me
13:37me
13:38you should come up
13:41no no no no no no okay
13:49Hello. Hi. Sorry to bother. Have you seen this dog?
13:56Ashley! Hey!
14:02I'm gonna come over.
14:07We saw your post and we figured we'd come out.
14:10That's so incredibly nice of you. You're literally the only ones who've come out.
14:15We really love dogs.
14:16Yeah, they're the best.
14:18Someone found his collar near Ohio, Montgomery.
14:21Maybe someone harmed him then?
14:23Do you know how he got out?
14:25I'm pretty sure Josh left the door open.
14:28I mean, he swears he didn't.
14:31Oh, I don't know. Maybe it was me.
14:35God, if this is my fault.
14:37I mean, he's just an innocent little dog, you know.
14:40All he wanted was to make us happy.
14:42He probably ran out the door to find us because he fucking hates being alone.
14:47If he's dead and it's my fault, I just, I don't know. I don't even know.
14:50No, no, no. Don't think like that.
14:53We'll help you look however long it takes.
14:57I gotta get back to the club for a session.
14:59I don't think it'll help too long.
15:01You go back. I can oop her home.
15:03No, no, no, no. You don't need to do that.
15:06Yeah, I don't think that's the best idea.
15:08Austin, I can meet you back at home. I really want to do this.
15:12I guess I could drive her back.
15:15I'll have her back by curfew.
15:20Just make sure you take it easy. Yeah?
15:24At this one time I thought I lost my keys and then they just, like, appeared out of nowhere.
15:30Oh.
15:32Uh, can I help you with those?
15:33Um, yeah.
15:35Um, except I've done this whole street so there's no points.
15:38You know, we need to go all the way to the end.
15:40Everybody on this block is just fucking easy.
15:43Woo!
15:43Woo!
15:45Lay back.
15:48Lay back.
15:52Lay back.
15:55Lay back.
15:55I'll give you lay back.
15:59It's good, isn't it?
16:01Lay back.
16:04Lay back.
16:08Lay back.
16:10We'll give you lay back.
16:14Under and under and under and under and under and under.
16:18The smell of repetition really is on you.
16:22When you feel this way, I'll really lift with you.
16:26A-I-S-S-I-N-G-S-E-S-I-N-G-C-A-S-I-O-V-O
16:37-K-E.
16:38A-I-O-U-M-E.
16:46Bye.
16:50Stuck in Utah with Troy and Hot Chip.
16:54We'll explain later.
16:56Can you fucking believe it?
16:59I mean, he's off traipsing around doing his usual GM bullshit fucking nonsense with Troy, while you, the fucking Gen
17:06Z employee, no offence, are out here in the middle of nowhere with me.
17:10Fuck him. I hate that guy.
17:12No offence.
17:13Fuck him. Fuck him.
17:14We'll find Burberry on our own.
17:17Okay, so someone heard a bark over here, a branch in my least, and then that nice portly lady heard
17:22tapping at the door here.
17:23Mm-hmm.
17:24So if we triangulate from where his collar was found, which is here, and given the fact that he hates
17:28the cold, he would head towards the area last touched by the sun, which is here, right?
17:35Yeah.
17:36Yeah.
17:37Yeah, of course.
17:38Wait.
17:40No, yeah, that's right.
17:41Mm-hmm.
17:42I've gone mad, haven't I?
17:44No.
17:45No, I, I, uh, I totally get it.
17:50I just went through a hell thing.
17:52Oh, God, yes.
17:53Josh said he sent David for you.
17:56That was so nice of him.
17:58So what happened?
18:00Uh, I had to have an ovary removed.
18:04You had an ovary removed?
18:07Yeah, and, you know, it, it makes having a kid a lot harder, obviously, and I, I definitely want to
18:13be a mom, so I totally get, like, being overwhelmed when you lose something important.
18:19Well, I guess it's a good thing you got that health insurance, then.
18:23Right?
18:24Thank you for understanding.
18:26Yeah.
18:27I just know that Barry's still out there, and I'm not gonna stop looking.
18:30Honestly, it's the healthiest thing you can do, probably.
18:34Yeah, well, I'm out of practice in that regard, trusting myself.
18:38What?
18:40No way, you're, you're so confident, and independent.
18:44I'm honestly so impressed you're out here on your own, I'd be a mess.
18:52Are you okay?
18:54Do you, do you wanna talk?
18:57No, I'm fine.
18:58It's just, you know, typical marriage stuff.
19:04Does Josh not treat you well?
19:06Well, it's complicated.
19:09That night we saw you two fighting, does that happen often?
19:14No.
19:16No, I mean, not like that.
19:19Does he make you do things you don't wanna do, like, financially?
19:24What are you suggesting?
19:26Nothing.
19:27Nothing, I, I just know that money's the main thing that Austin and I argue about.
19:32Yeah.
19:35Well, that never really goes away.
19:37Anyway, it's getting late, and I still got to check the hiking trails.
19:40I'm gonna call you an Uber.
19:41Where are we?
19:42Look, look, I, I know I don't know you very well, but you seem, like, so perfect.
19:50And, like, I, I, I don't know your guys' history, or whatever, but Josh kinda doesn't deserve you.
19:55You know, like, if he wants to be in Utah, or threaten you, or, like, be all shady and stuff,
20:01then you should just kick him to the curb, cause, cause you're awesome.
20:06You know, and you're, you're so pretty, like, you could have anybody you want.
20:11You're just being nice.
20:12No, I mean it.
20:13I literally hope I look half as good as you when I'm your age.
20:19Let's get you home.
20:22Hello?
20:27What are you doing to your daddy?
20:31Can I interest you in a light cap?
20:34Uh, no thanks, I'm all good.
20:36Sure.
20:36It's a Yamasaki 25 single malt.
20:39Yeah.
20:46Cheers.
20:47Cheers.
20:50Cheers.
21:08Hey, you're up too, huh?
21:11Yeah, yeah.
21:14I hate turbulence.
21:16Rocky Mountains, huh?
21:21Hey, thanks again for the night.
21:23That was so much fun.
21:26No, really, I haven't had that much fun in a long time.
21:29My pleasure.
21:31Sometimes you just gotta recharge with the boys, so you can plug back into the Matrix.
21:37Ain't that the truth.
21:41Hey.
21:43How are you and Ava?
21:45How are you and Ava?
21:45Are you guys happy?
21:46Oh, yeah, yeah.
21:48Good sex and good food.
21:51All you need for a successful marriage.
21:54That's great.
21:55That's really good.
22:01You and Lindsey good?
22:03Ups and downs.
22:05Got it.
22:07So the sex is bad, how's the food?
22:10We order DoorDash every day.
22:12Yeah.
22:13These apps are killing us, man.
22:18Fucking killing us.
22:20Do you think that I've changed since I've been with Lindsey?
22:24Oh, yeah.
22:25Oh, yeah.
22:25Big time, big time.
22:28You kind of sucked before then.
22:31I wasn't that bad.
22:33You were hooking up with a new girl every week like a goddamn coyote.
22:42Yeah, but did I seem happier?
22:45Depends on how you define happy.
22:47Hey, every relationship goes to rough patches.
22:53Lindsey's good for you, man.
22:55When you started at the club, you were an aimless kid, and now, you know, you're like this GM head
23:01honcho dude.
23:03Can't throw away someone who's made you better.
23:06Yeah.
23:07I get it, though.
23:09I get it.
23:11Oh, fuck.
23:12We all get tempted, man.
23:15What?
23:18Ashley?
23:20Bev Card, the office associate?
23:22You think I don't know?
23:23Oh, no, no, no, no.
23:24It's nothing like that.
23:25Okay, so now you're gonna outplay the player?
23:28Dude.
23:28Heard you fired Deb for that shit.
23:31You think I don't know this?
23:32No, you really don't know.
23:34See, I'm not saying I'm not proud of you.
23:36I'm just saying you gotta be more careful with that stuff.
23:39Same sitch with my first wife.
23:41Remember Nicole from my office, huh?
23:46The moment you finish, you're gonna want Lindsay back.
23:51Trust.
23:53Don't shit where you eat.
23:56Okay?
23:57I don't care.
23:58Unless you really gotta go.
24:01Then I just, you know.
24:09Burberry!
24:14Burberry!
24:21Treats!
24:23Treats!
24:26Where are you?
24:27Mummy's got treats!
24:28Beep!
25:00Barbarie?
25:01Barbarie!
25:02I'm coming!
25:04Barbarie!
25:06Barbarie!
25:07Where are you?
25:08Barbarie, can you hear me?
25:10Barbarie!
25:11Ahhhh!
25:14Oh god!
25:16Ahhhhh!
25:18Stay away!
25:19Stay away!
25:21Stay away!
25:23I know this isn't your fault!
25:26We took your land!
25:28Stay away!
25:30Fuck off, coyote!
25:32Fuck off!
25:33Fuck off!
25:34Don't lie!
25:49Oh, my God.
26:03Oh, God. Is he okay?
26:07They're operating on him now. He got bitten pretty badly.
26:11Is Dr. Kemper doing the surgery? I called ahead to put in a good word.
26:15Yeah, it's Kemper. Thank you for doing that.
26:19Okay, of course.
26:24He's gonna be okay. He's gonna be okay.
26:36I'm sorry I left the door open.
26:42It's probably me.
26:47Are you okay?
26:51No.
26:53Not.
26:58This isn't working.
27:00I know. I know.
27:04We need a divorce.
27:11I know.
27:18I'm so sorry.
27:24There's my breaking police chair.
27:33There.
27:38There.
27:45There's there.
27:51I'm a flower, you're the bee, it's my shoulders, there's you and me, I'm in love, I'm alive, I belong
28:06to the stars and sky, let's pretend we are from one night, with my hands in those babies.
28:19I'm a flower, you're the bee, it's my shoulders, there's you and me, I belong to the stars and sky,
28:39let's pretend we are from one night, with my hands in those babies.
28:46I'm a flower, you're the bee, it's my shoulders, there's you and me, I'm in love, I'm alive, I belong
29:03to the stars and sky,
29:05let's pretend we are from one night, with my hands in those babies.
29:15I'm a flower, you're the bee, it's my shoulders, there's you and me, I belong to one night, with my
29:35hands in those babies.
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