00:07a package wait what's in it a new blouse a new bag underwear that doesn't go all the way up
00:14to
00:14your waist it is an antique washboard oh isn't she a beaut it's gonna help maddie and me win
00:27the mother-daughter challenge at jessop's pioneer trail this weekend uh is that that woodsy place
00:33that maddie and i used to go to on field trips where the highlight was going to the bathroom
00:37while sitting on a log yep maddie and i have been doing this challenge for the last four years
00:45you camp in the woods and live like people did in the 1800s are you being punished
00:55the most successful mother-daughter team wins the golden butter churn and gets to lord it over
01:01the other ladies for the entire year yeah this is just a picture because mom and i've never really
01:06won it well one of us always seems to get leprosy or fall into a wolverine nest before we get
01:11enough
01:11points and by one of us i mean maddie mom i can see and hear you
01:22this isn't gonna be one of those things that you drag me to is
01:33why are we laughing with so funny mommy going with you are you inviting me or not
01:39live this is rough and tumble outdoorsy living of course we're not inviting you
01:46how dare she not invite me oh sure it sounds gross and dirty and stupid but she should have at
01:52least
01:53asked then i could have turned her down and left in her face you wouldn't survive a day
02:07i'm up with the sunshine i lace up my hot top i'm slam dunk ready or not yeah show me
02:16what you got
02:17i'm under the spotlight i dare you come on and follow you dance to your own beat i'll sing the
02:27melody
02:27when you say yeah i say no when you say stop all i wanna do is go go go
02:38you you never have to leave me the half i'll never be the half that drives me crazy
02:48you you never have to leave me the half i'll always be
02:54but we both know we're better in stereo
03:00oh
03:04mom i got lunch
03:08what is it
03:09i don't know it all went down pretty quick
03:13this is wakefield
03:14put us on the scoreboard
03:19Looks like Team Rooney are the eager beavers this year
03:22Nature pun intended
03:26Ready
03:30I am here for the mother-daughter weekend
03:35Who is ready to get their pioneer party on
03:39Oh honey, what are you doing here?
03:42I thought this wasn't your kind of thing
03:43Yeah, and besides, mom and I are already doing this together
03:47And it's only teams of two
03:48Oh, I know
03:50That's why I went out and rustled up a mom
03:54A mom?
03:57What are you talking about?
03:59Oh, I'm just talking about Brie Dumont
04:02Brie?
04:03Brie Dumont is the actress who played my mom on Sing It Loud
04:08She's a triple threat
04:09Gorgine, Fab Smash, and Rockadiculous
04:14There she is now
04:17Hey girls
04:19Pioneer Brie, reporting to the prairie
04:24Oops, forgot to lock my horse
04:36Okay, buddy
04:37Women folk are out camping
04:39Dad is out golfing
04:41And that means we have all day to do whatever we want
04:44Way out of you, dude
04:46Why do you think I'm eating a rib with my foot?
04:52As impressed with that as I am
04:57I've got bigger plans
04:59You mean like eating a drumstick with my foot
05:06Okay, buddy, I am talking about a way to make cold, hard cash
05:11You have my full attention
05:12Don't waste this moment
05:15Live Rooney residential tour
05:18For a small fee
05:19Members of the local Sing It Loud fan club can see where their favorite teen idol eats, sleeps, and obsessively
05:25flosses
05:28I've been collecting her empty shampoo bottles and toenail clippings
05:31Can you say gift shop?
05:36Knew I'd cash in on how creepy you were one of these days
05:41Wipe that sauce off your foot
05:43The tour shows up in an hour
05:47Hey guys
05:51Golf got cancelled
05:53Bummer for me
05:54But
05:55We could spend the weekend together now
05:58Now for a little father-son bonding time
06:03So, while Maddie's off skinning lunch
06:12Why don't we catch up?
06:15Bree, it is so good of you to come and support Liv on such short notice
06:20Well, Karen, when my TV daughter called, I just cancelled everything on my schedule to be here
06:27Just one of those situations where I had to drop a butt bomb of mom on it
06:34Drop a butt bomb of mom on it is something I used to say
06:39Bree heard it and turned it into her TV character's catchphrase
06:44Since then, she's made a fortune dropping a butt bomb of mom on cookbooks
06:49Workout videos
06:51And yogurt that keeps you young
06:52I haven't said it since
06:56I really miss the butt bomb
06:58Well, mom
07:00Yes, sugar?
07:01What, sweetie?
07:04Oh
07:04Oh, wow
07:07This is awkward, isn't it?
07:11Haven't really thought of that
07:14So
07:16We should probably go set up our tent
07:18And I'll, uh, see you around the campfire, Karen
07:22All right, we have got to think fast
07:30The girls coming for the Liv Rooney residential tour will be here any minute
07:34And dad is acting like he owns the place
07:40He sort of does
07:43We need a project that will keep dad busy
07:49What are you doing, Munch?
07:51You know how strict mom is about what goes in the disposal?
07:54That's gonna break it
08:01Shove it in
08:02Shove it all in
08:19Dad, something's wrong with the disposal
08:22He didn't fix it
08:26This is perfect
08:27You know how dad takes forever to do pretty much anything
08:33What'd you do?
08:36You know how strict your mom is about what goes in the disposal?
08:41Yep
08:44It's jammed up real good
08:46You can fix it, though, right, Dad?
08:49Of course he can
08:50Our father's a man's man
08:52He can fix anything
08:56Yeah, looks like it's time for Pete to get his old plumber on
09:11Greetings, lovers of Liv and all things Rooney
09:16Welcome to the Liv Rooney residential tour
09:24And gift shop
09:29We must be very careful not to disturb any of the other residents
09:33And we're walking
09:35And we're walking
09:37And we're walking
09:48It's like taking candy from, uh, Arnie
10:00Oh, my late arrivals
10:03Welcome to the best place on Earth
10:06The past
10:07Time to turn in all modern-day devices
10:13Oh, dear
10:22So, exactly how, like, modern are we talking?
10:27Plus, uh, I mean, my phone's pretty old
10:29I think I've had it for at least, like, six months
10:33Well, if the pioneers didn't have it, neither can you
10:45And don't forget your hairbrushes
10:48We're pioneers, not animals
10:53On the frontier, women would whittle hair grooming tools
10:56Made out of leftover firewood
11:00Here's a comb
11:07My babies
11:11Don't worry, sugar
11:12Everyone has their price
11:15How about I trade you that curling iron
11:18For a sound copy of a very butt-bomb Christmas
11:23Oh, Liv, honey
11:25We should talk
11:26I'm starting to wonder if you're upset that I didn't invite you
11:31Why, ever would you think that?
11:35You brought in a substitute mom from the other side of the country
11:39It's kind of a red flag
11:42Oh, yeah, maybe you're right, mom
11:45Maybe I am a little bit upset
11:47Maybe now I will beat you at your own game
11:52As the pioneers would say
11:54I bet you good day
12:05This changes nothing
12:07Right this way, ladies
12:18And now to our left
12:19And now to our left, the highlight of the tour
12:21Liv Rooney's sleeping chamber
12:26Please do not disturb Liv's side of the room
12:30But feel free to stand on the unfamous twins' bed
12:34And take a picture
12:43It's exactly how I imagined it
12:48Urban princess contemporary
12:55How much to get me past the velvet rope?
13:00Sorry, Artie
13:01That is off-limits
13:02Ten bucks
13:04I'll give you twenty if I can have a diva moment
13:10Deal
13:12I really want to see this
13:13Are you sure this is a good idea?
13:24Parker, I'm not sure any of this is a good idea
13:31Ready?
13:50I really want to make fun of that
13:53But it was nothing short of magnificent
14:02We have been at this for three hours
14:05How long does it take to churn butter?
14:08Well, obviously it takes at least three hours
14:13I'm sorry, Brie
14:14I just...
14:15I really want one of those bark necklace thingies
14:20Okay, let's check
14:31In your face, let it move
14:41You saw that, right?
14:42We're still going to get credit for that?
14:43No
14:46But we do have a winner
14:49In the wood chopping competition
14:51Congratulations, Team Rooney!
14:55Yes!
14:58The secret is to really hate the wood
15:05Mom, this is finally our year
15:08I mean, we are so far ahead
15:10We've got that golden butter churn all locked up
15:13Well, unless we do something dumb
15:15And by we, I mean you
15:16So don't touch anything
15:19Hey, I hear you, Mom
15:21So, here
15:24Is to the golden butter churn
15:29Maddie Rooney
15:30Did you just take a nice long drink of water
15:34To avoid dehydration?
15:36Yes, ma'am
15:37Then you're dead!
15:42Uh, what?
15:44Uh
15:45Wait, hold on
15:48I boiled this water
15:49No, no, no, no
15:50You boiled that water
15:53Oops
15:57But we were going to win this year
15:59We're bringing out the dead
16:01No, no, no
16:03No, Mom
16:04I have been so careful
16:06You know what?
16:07We are so far ahead
16:09You can do this on your own
16:10You win that golden butter churn
16:12For both of us
16:13You keep this dream alive
16:17Let's prepare the body for the viewing
16:25Amazing grass
16:27How sweet
16:34And then Liv's character was like
16:36Oh, no, you didn't
16:37And then the back girl was like
16:39Oh, yes, I did
16:40And then
16:41They had an angry dance-off
16:43It was like
16:47Party
16:47Party
16:48Party
16:49Party
16:50That is enough
16:51Get off the bed
16:55Fine
16:57And then they made up
16:58And became best friends
17:02All right, people
17:04Please direct your attention
17:06To the window seat
17:07Where you will find
17:08Every stuffed animal
17:09Liv has ever played with
17:11Also available for purchase
17:15Do I have to pay for the ones
17:16I gave her?
17:19Not answering that question
17:21Until you returned the gum
17:22You took from under her desk
17:35Hey, boys
17:37You up there?
17:38Dad's coming
17:39Everybody hide
17:40I mean
17:41To the shoe closet
17:45All right, people
17:46And we're moving
17:47And we're moving
17:48And we're moving faster
17:50So that means
17:51Move faster
17:57Hey
17:57What are you doing
17:59I'm living in Maddie's room
18:00We just
18:01Miss them
18:03So much
18:07And why are there
18:08Stuffed animals
18:08Down from the attic?
18:12We missed
18:14Them too
18:18Well, the garbage disposal's fried
18:20I have to go to the hardware store
18:22To get a new one
18:22Yeah
18:23You're a real man's man
18:28I'll see you later
18:29Hey, do me a favor
18:31Put those stuffed animals
18:32Back in the attic
18:34They're creepy
18:43Oh, thanks for bitchin' the water
18:45Liv
18:46You missed a wonderful wake
18:52Yeah, now with Maddie out of the game
18:54We might actually have a chance
18:56Of beating Mom
18:58She did have to trade
18:59In all her firewood
19:00For funeral flowers
19:04Oh, Bree
19:05I'm so proud of us
19:07I mean, first
19:08We create butter
19:09Out of nothing
19:09But thin air
19:13Okay, well
19:14Five gallons of milk
19:15And three hours of labor
19:16But still
19:16We made butter
19:18And now
19:20We are getting
19:21Our clothes
19:23Squeaky clean
19:27With nothing
19:30But dirty rocks
19:34And silk
19:35That I'm pretty sure
19:35Is burning my skin off
19:38And if I do say so myself
19:41I have dropped
19:42A butt bomb
19:43A pioneer mom
19:44On this here log home
19:47Ow
19:49Ow
19:51Ow
19:55I actually took a little break
19:57And cooled my toes off
19:58In the stream
19:59And it was so refreshing
20:00That it made my feet tingle
20:01Here you go, girl
20:04Are those leeches?
20:06Ah
20:07Ah
20:08Leeches
20:09Realized leeches
20:10Get these blood-sucking slugs
20:12Off of me
20:13Bree
20:13Do something
20:15Get off, leeches
20:16Shoo
20:18Shoo
20:19Come on
20:21Free
20:21This is where you drop
20:23A butt bomb
20:23A bomb on it
20:25Oh honey
20:26I'm not your mom
20:27Don't take this
20:28The wrong way
20:29But I'm out of here
20:32Is there a right way
20:33To take that?
20:46And as we conclude the tour
20:50Ooh, this is a rare sight
20:53Live Rooney's real-life father
20:57Don't disturb him
20:58We'll go out the back
21:01No way
21:02I was promised a full tour
21:04My holiday card
21:06Will have a picture of me
21:07In every room
21:08In this house
21:11Fine
21:11Just wait here
21:12One second
21:13Hey, pops
21:14What you up to?
21:16While I was at the hardware store
21:17I picked up an alarm system
21:19People would pay
21:20To get in here
21:22Take your eyes off this box
21:27I've never been more interested
21:28Hold still, Joey
21:30I'm setting the motion detector
21:32Any movement will trip the alarm
21:38Alarm activated
21:40Twelve intruders detected
21:42What's wrong with this thing?
21:44Well, well I know
21:46It's just so excited
21:48I can't stand still
21:55Alarm deactivated
21:56House secure
21:59I thought I told you
22:00To put those creepy things
22:01Back up in the attic
22:05I thought I did
22:07You don't think they came down
22:09On their own, do you?
22:15The first thing about leeches
22:17Maybe they'll go away
22:18La la la la la la la la la leeches
22:26I just saw Bree running
22:32And screaming down the trail
22:34I thought you might need help
22:35Well, I can't imagine
22:37Why you would think that
22:38I have never been better
22:40I have leeches
22:41Mom, I've got the leeches
22:44Oh, yes
22:45You have leeches
22:46Well, lucky for you
22:48Every good mom keeps a
22:49Credit card handy
22:51In case of an emergency
22:57Yet another reason
22:59To love credit cards
23:06Karen Rooney
23:07Pioneer women
23:08Did not carry credit cards
23:13You are disqualified
23:15Please surrender your bonnet
23:19Oh, no, Mom
23:21You have horrible bonnet head
23:24Oh, she's not wrong
23:28You look like a bison
23:34Liv, you are the last
23:37Rooney standing
23:38I couldn't be prouder of you
23:40You're our last chance
23:42To bring home
23:43The golden butter churn
23:45I don't care about some
23:47Stupid golden butter churn
23:49I just wanted to spend time
23:51With my mom
23:51Oh, thank you
23:54You are talking about me, right?
23:58I guess I just got a little bit jealous
24:01With all of you and Maddie's
24:02Mother-daughter time
24:03And I just wanted some from me
24:05Well, for the record
24:06I never scrape leeches
24:08Off of Maddie's legs
24:09Thanks for taking care of me
24:13You are one
24:15Butt-bomb, Mom
24:21Mama got her butt-bomb back
24:23Boom!
24:25Drop
24:25You have no idea
24:31How good it feels to be clean
24:33You have to work extra hard
24:35To scrub leech slime
24:36Off of your fingers
24:40Well, welcome home, Mom
24:42While you were away
24:44Dad did some manly things
24:49Including upgrading your garbage disposal
24:52You broke it, didn't you?
24:53Not the point
24:55Pete, are you sure you know
24:57How to install a garbage disposal?
24:59Not the point
25:02You should try it
25:03It works great
25:04We tested it with all the leftovers
25:05In the fridge
25:06That we couldn't even get Parker to eat
25:32This is why we have strict rules
25:35About what goes into the disposal
25:47I gotta hand it to you, Munch
25:49You came up with a ridiculous idea
25:51And you made it work
25:53The best part is
25:55Nobody found out
25:58You two are so busted
26:04We're sorry
26:05We shouldn't
26:08What do you know?
26:13Oh, just that you completely space invaded me
26:16If you are going to use my favorite hairbrush
26:20To brush out a clown wig
26:22At least remove the nasty orange hair
26:25When you're done
26:29Yeah, you got us
26:31We were stealing brushes
26:33And combing clown wigs
26:34All weekend
26:37Totally busted
26:40Just don't let it happen again
26:48I'll give you 20 bucks
26:49If you can get me that brush
26:51You have to steal
26:53That brush
26:54You have to steal
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