00:01Porcupines win! Porcupines win!
00:05Don't you believe in miracles?
00:08Well, you better, because Bridgewood High is your new Wisconsin Girls Basketball State champs.
00:16Oh, wait, where is she? Maddie Rooney.
00:19I'm here with Maddie Rooney. She psyched that game-winning shot.
00:23We won! Porcupines won State Brown Champs!
00:29She usually says, damn, what? But she changed it, because today's special, State Champs!
00:37Well, it is going to be a porcupine party at Stevens Point tonight. I'm not going to miss it.
00:44I'm Johnny Nimbus, signing off from the porcupine band.
01:01I'm up with the sunshine.
01:04I'm laced on the hot spot.
01:07Time to slam down.
01:08When you're not.
01:10Yes, show me what you got.
01:12I'm under the spotlight
01:14How dare you come on and follow
01:18You dance to your own beat
01:21I'll sing the melody when you say yeah
01:25I'll say no when you say so
01:30All I wanna do is go, go, go
01:34You, you, never have to leave me
01:38The happiness of me
01:40The happiness of me
01:44You, you, never have to leave me
01:49The happiness of me
01:51We will know
01:54We're better in stereo
02:01Look who's on the front page
02:04What?
02:07That's me!
02:09This is so cool, Mom
02:12My little girl is a headline news
02:15I made that beautiful face in my baby oven
02:23Parker, let's go
02:25Victory parade will be here any minute
02:27To take us to the rally
02:30Yeah, hold that thought
02:32Three, two, one
02:37Freedom!
02:41My month-long punishment is over
02:44On my favorite TV show, Linda and Heather
02:48The rascally little brother
02:50Turned his refrigerator into a time machine
02:53I tried to do the same thing to our fridge
02:57It did not go well
03:00It did not go well at all
03:06I had a half a meatball sub in there
03:08They found it four blocks away
03:12He still ate it
03:15Mom and Dad punished me with a month of no TV
03:19No computer
03:20No video games
03:22Also, the government confiscated a good portion of my home laboratory
03:28Don't copy what you see on TV, yo
03:32Maddie, I'm really proud of how you battled back from that knee injury
03:36And now look at you
03:37My big sis, the state champ
03:40Oh, thank you
03:44That means a lot to me, little bro
03:46Good
03:47Bank that feeling because I'm not going to your rally
03:52What?
03:53Linda and Heather's season ends tonight
03:56I have to watch the four episodes I missed before the finale airs
04:00If I don't, it'll be Spoiler City at school tomorrow
04:03And you know, the spoil makes me boil
04:08Yeah, dude, don't even worry
04:11I totally get it
04:12I love that show
04:15Oh, wait till you get to the one where Heather's at the
04:17No spoilers
04:20I will re-break your knee
04:24Oh, it's the parade
04:32Mom?
04:34No
04:36But Maddie
04:38It's a parade
04:45Nope
04:47Not a parade
04:48Just the boy who broke my daughter's heart
04:53Dickie is going away to be an exchange student again
04:56And it's actually why we broke up
05:00I bet he wants to say goodbye to me
05:02But I don't think I could handle that
05:04Besides, I mean
05:06There's a new man in my life
05:08And his name is Victory
05:14Hi, Maddie
05:16Can I just have, like, a minute?
05:18Hello
05:19Hello
05:21Hello
05:24Stevens boy
05:26We are coming to you live
05:28We're at the home of Coach Rooney
05:30And Team Captain
05:32Slash MVP
05:33Slash Funk Hero
05:35Slash
05:36I just like saying
05:37Slash
05:37Maddie Rooney
05:39Hey, champs
05:40It's parade time
05:41Let's get a move on
05:43Let's go
05:44You're a big fella
05:46Put these people out of my way
05:52Alright, so I'll just
05:53I'll just catch you later then, Maddie
05:55You can stay
06:00But, uh
06:00I'm in Linda and Heather mode, brah
06:05So I'm gonna need you to dance
06:25Hey, Joey, are you there?
06:27You're not using proper walkie-talkie etiquette, Liv
06:33Over
06:36Um, okay, Joey, the parade is gonna be here, like, literally any second, so
06:41All the more reason to use proper walkie-talkie etiquette
06:46Live
06:50I...
06:50Over
06:55Fine
06:56Lobby to Porcupine Pit
06:59Come in, Porcupine Pit
07:01We need streamers
07:04Still didn't hear an over
07:07Get me the streamers
07:09We are a gopher streamers
07:11Over and out
07:18Number one fan is in the house
07:24Dumbtruck, you're a fan of girls' basketball?
07:28Hey, it's not girls' basketball
07:31It's basketball that happens to be played by young women
07:35You want a boy's black eye?
07:40Who's this fuzzy-wuzzy ball-a-cute?
07:43His name is Fat Neck
07:45Because of his big fat neck
07:47Are you neck-shaming my rabbit?
07:49His neck is very handsome, sir
07:52I gotta go change into my Porcupine fan gear
07:55Will you watch Fat Neck for me?
07:57Awesome
07:57You wanna hang with Uncle Jojo?
08:02Yes
08:02You do, you do
08:05I hate it when people talk to pets
08:08There are a lot of rules that I am not up to speed on
08:12But here's the most important rule
08:15If anything happens to my rabbit
08:18I will be irritated
08:19There too far
08:21I will lash out at people
08:23There go
08:24You
08:28I'll be right back, my fat fuzzy-wuzzy
08:31I thought you hated it
08:32It's different when I do it
08:35Don't you worry, Mr. Dubtruck, sir
08:38Your bunny isn't good
08:42And...
08:44Oh, no
08:50I run here
08:51As soon as I got your text
08:53I only used my phone to contact my mother and pediatrician
09:00But when I saw Reggie running down the street shouting
09:03I'm golden, Dr. B
09:05It seemed prudent to follow
09:11You ready for a Linda and Heather marathon?
09:15What do you think?
09:18Do you think you're going to have a little chicken soup?
09:21Can we get some soup?
09:23Yes!
09:25No, that's something Linda and Heather say on our favorite show
09:29My bad, dog
09:32My mother just allowed me to start watching TV
09:36I haven't had the courage to do it yet
09:39But today's the day
09:43Evan, all you need to know is Linda and Heather are besties
09:47And in the last episode Reggie and I saw
09:50Linda was invited to be the first teenager on the International Space Station
09:56Do you think she'll take Heather with her?
09:58Or her vampire boyfriend, Steve?
10:02Reggie, she's not taking Steve
10:05Heather's her BFF
10:06And BFFs have each other's back
10:09You know, like how you didn't watch Linda and Heather for the last month
10:13Because I wasn't allowed to watch it
10:16Please, I gotta have my boy to watch my show about my girls
10:23Okay, we have to watch all four episodes we missed before the finale airs
10:27No time for breaks
10:29So our butts are stapled to this couch for the rest of the night
10:32But what if I need a drink?
10:35A mom said I could only come over if I kept myself properly hydrated
10:42Please, you're in Dr. P's world now
10:46This is hooked up to lemonade
10:52Chocolate milk
10:55And guacamole for our chips
10:59We need to have chips?
11:02For being a fruit?
11:06I was saving this for Christmas, but
11:08Today's more important
11:22God bless us
11:24Everyone
11:29Okay, the parade is coming
11:31Sticky tape down, people
11:36Come on, folks
11:37This victory parade just turned into a victory rally
11:42On Channel 4
11:44So, Dally
11:45Get down to that rally
11:53Matty
11:54Matty, Matty, Matty
11:55Hey, I just
11:55I have to talk to you
11:56You feel like you're quick
12:01A second
12:05Hi, Liv
12:07Diggy
12:08I have been
12:13Icing you out
12:14In a show of sisterly solidarity
12:19Bet you felt that, too
12:25Why do you need to talk to Matty so bad?
12:29Because I made a stupid mistake when I broke up with her
12:34Yeah, you did
12:38What's up?
12:40I woke up this morning
12:43Ready to go to Australia
12:46But it just
12:47Hit me how hard being away from Matty is gonna be
12:52I don't know if I should go
12:55What are you saying?
12:59I want to get back together with her
13:02Whoa
13:03Okay, but, Liv
13:04Do you think that she'd take me back?
13:06Because if she will
13:08I'm not gonna leave
13:09I don't know
13:10I mean
13:11Diggy, this is huge
13:12I can't answer that for her
13:14You're gonna have to ask her yourself
13:15I have been trying all day
13:18I leave for the airport in a half an hour
13:21What?
13:23Um
13:25Okay, you know what?
13:26You just sit by the Polly statue
13:28And I will go get Matty before you leave
13:31Are you serious?
13:32Yes
13:33Okay
13:33Thank you
13:34Oh, um
13:37You're gonna fix your hair before Matty comes back, right?
13:45What? I thought it looked good
13:49You're gonna fix your hair
13:53Before Matty comes back
13:58Right?
14:12Let's go, porcupines
14:26Where's my bunny?
14:29What did Joey do with my bunny?
14:34Hey, buddy, how that geek is gonna drop
14:38Please welcome number four
14:41Brie Martucci
14:46Oh, good
14:48Matty
14:49Diggy really needs to talk to you
14:51And it is huge news
14:53Okay, but I'm actually too busy celebrating with people who wanna be in my life
14:58To talk to somebody who doesn't
15:00Number nine
15:02Cat Montenegro
15:05Okay, Matty, I really, really, really wanted you to hear this from Diggy
15:08But he says that he's gonna stay if you tell him to
15:12What?
15:13Oh, Johnny just announced Cat
15:18You guys are talking about something else, aren't we?
15:23Daddy, he wants to get back together with you
15:26I mean, obviously, like, if that's what you want
15:28But that is what you want, right?
15:34I mean, yeah, it was
15:38But I guess I kinda gave up on that ever happening, so
15:44I don't know
15:46Maybe
15:47Okay, well, then, Matty, you have to get out there and talk to him
15:51Cause he's waiting for you at the Polly statue
15:53But he's gonna leave for the airport in, like, ten minutes
15:55Number 19, Samantha Byman
16:00Okay, look, there's an entire town full of people waiting for me in that gym
16:05It's not like I can be in two places at the same time
16:09Maybe there's a way that you can
16:12There is?
16:14Number 10, Lacey Solitaire
16:16I'll explain it to you later, sweetie, okay?
16:21Okay
16:23Matty, give me your uniform and your spare pair of glasses
16:26I will go to the rally, you go get diggy
16:28And, Willow, can you just also have ten to change?
16:31Got it
16:32Okay, great
16:33Number 44, Mrs. Joey Rooney
16:39What?
16:40They asked how we wanted to be introduced
16:42It's my big dick
16:44There she is
16:50And now, your team captain, Matty Rooney
16:55I think before we bring Matty out, I think everyone would love to hear one of your famous weather poems,
17:03Johnny
17:04Oh, no, no, I couldn't
17:06And it's not the right time
17:08Or hickory dickory
17:09The temperature's starting to drop
17:13Hickory dickory
17:15Dizzle
17:15Outside, it's starting to drizzle
17:18Thunder goes full
17:20Lightning
17:21Get up for Matty Rooney
17:38Hi
17:39I would like to thank
17:44The Academy
17:50Um, Johnny
17:52How about another one of those weather poems?
17:56Oh, no, I couldn't
17:57Nobody wants to hear
17:59Roses or red
18:00Violets or blue
18:02The high on Tuesday was 72
18:12This episode is epic
18:15I can't wait for the season finale
18:17On the International Space Station
18:19Dare I say it
18:21I'm a little giddy
18:25Wait until you see the end of this episode
18:27When the girls catch the Phantom Breakdancer
18:30He's the B-boy that you can't see, boy
18:37Wait
18:38How do you know how they catch the Phantom Breakdancer?
18:42You watched this episode without me
18:46I'm sorry
18:47I watched all the episodes
18:50It's the Phantom Breakdancer, Parker
18:53How can I turn away?
18:56I thought we were friends
18:58Why should I be punished
19:00Because you blew up your fridge?
19:02I was building a time machine for us
19:18Did I not recently entrust you
19:21With the most precious thing I possess?
19:25I mean, can you really possess a pet?
19:29I mean, in some ways they own us
19:31Zip it
19:34Did you lose my beloved bunny?
19:38Okay
19:38I did lose him
19:41But then I spotted him
19:44But then he went somewhere
19:46Where I could not get to him
19:48So
19:49I was just
19:50Fleeing for my life
19:59What do you mean
20:00You couldn't get to him?
20:03He hopped into the girls' locker room
20:14Fat neck, you sly dog
20:19Go get him
20:20Mr. Truck
20:22I can't just go into the girls' locker room
20:25Either you go into that locker room
20:28And you grab my rabbit
20:30Or I go into your chest
20:32And I grab your heart
20:36To the girls' locker room I go
20:42Okay
20:44What are you gonna say
20:45What are you gonna say when you see him?
20:51That's the one
20:51Let's go
20:58Ladies
20:58I am not a sneaky peeker
21:01I am just looking for my giant rabbit
21:04Joey, get out of the girls' locker room
21:12Joey
21:13What did you just do?
21:15What?
21:16No, I didn't mean to do that
21:18You startled me
21:19So I just jumped back
21:20I did
21:21Are you kidding me?
21:27Joey
21:27I am gonna kill you
21:29Why are you so upset?
21:32Oh, I found fat neck
21:35Fat neck
21:37I am safe
21:38Just gotta
21:39Get him to dump truck
21:44Oh
21:44We can't get out
21:48Now I get it
21:49I'm gonna go ahead and say it
21:51That's my bad
22:01What on earth are you doing, Liv?
22:04What?
22:06Liv?
22:07No, Mom, it's me
22:09I'm not a
22:11Really?
22:13Name one female sports star
22:17Um
22:23Beyonce likes to soul cycle
22:29Okay, fine, you got me
22:31Maddie and I switched so that she could go talk to Diggy before he leaves for Australia
22:35You have to get back together with her
22:37Well, a lie for love negates all of my disapproval
22:42But remember, you can never get one past your parents
22:47We will always know
22:50Maddie
22:53You're up next
22:54I'm so proud of you, Maddie
22:58Hey, Ridgewood
23:00Who wants to hear Maddie and Rudy talk about that winning shot, huh?
23:06Hey, you have to do it
23:08Hi
23:09Talk about the basketball, Easter
23:11Okay, well
23:12You go get Maddie
23:15Mama's got this
23:16You know
23:19Before Maddie speaks
23:21I think it's time for Vice Principal Rooney State Championship Rally
23:26Flag
23:27Extravaganza
23:29Maestro
23:54Can I please watch Lyndon Heather?
24:02You saw this one already, traitor?
24:05You've earned that bucket of shame
24:09So, friend who did not betray my trust
24:17Who do you think Lyndon will take to the International Space Station?
24:22Heather or Steve
24:27I'm afraid to express an opinion for fear that I will get a bucket too
24:34Mark my words, Evan
24:36Linda will take Heather
24:38I know my girl
24:39And my girl will take her girl
24:41Who is also my girl
24:47Linda, I shouldn't have lied to you
24:51But you're my friend, Heather
24:54Friends?
24:55Forgive friends
24:58Bestie hug
25:03Wow
25:04When the wacky hygiene send
25:07This show makes me think about life
25:11Reggie, take that bucket off
25:13And give me a Lyndon Heather
25:15Bestie hug, you big dummy
25:24Besties!
25:33Diggy is going to leave any minute
25:36And I have to get to the Pauly statue
25:37Why don't you just text him?
25:43Because my phone is trapped inside the lockers
25:47That you just knocked over
25:50You're upsetting Fat Neck
25:56Maddie?
25:57Are you okay?
25:59Willow!
26:00I have to get to Diggy
26:01And I'm trapped in here
26:02Please help!
26:07I'm sorry, Maddie
26:09It's not budging
26:10It would take like five guys to lift these
26:13Okay
26:14I can't believe you trapped us in here, Joey
26:18Joey's in there?
26:19Oh
26:31Thanks, Willow
26:33No, no
26:33Diggy, do
26:34Use it!
26:36No, no, I'm scared
26:40Diggy!
26:41Diggy, am I too late?
26:55We're back!
26:59No talking!
27:01It's the season finale
27:03He's tense
27:06Linda, have you made your decision?
27:10I have, Heather
27:12This is it! This is the moment!
27:18The person I want to join me on the International Space Station is to be continued.
27:30No!
27:34What's happening?
27:39Dude, we got cliffhangered.
27:42Evan, honey, sometimes a show ends a season with an unfinished moment to bring viewers back in for the next
27:48season.
27:49My mom was right! Television is a demon box!
27:54Dr. P, what are we gonna do?
27:57We are gonna sit on this couch until season three starts.
28:04Boo-chicken soup!
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