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The Real Housewives of Rhode Island (2026) Season 1 Episode 7
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00:00You, and if you want, I'll figure it out.
00:04This is like our story tale.
00:06I'm going through like major life changes here.
00:08I need an eat, pray, love trip with the girls.
00:11Is Rula gonna come?
00:12I have not talked to Rula.
00:14She needs to stop blaming me.
00:15I'm actually trying to be there for you and have your back.
00:17I think that she questions your motives.
00:19My mom sent me away to a behavioral program.
00:22My life was not easy.
00:23My father left us homeless.
00:25I'm actually like really shy in real life
00:27because I've learned to pretend and I learned to be bigger.
00:29That was the first genuine thing that came out of your mouth.
00:33It was such a backhanded compliment.
00:36I feel like you're not going to be honest.
00:38Kelsey wants to discredit everything about me.
00:40Shut the up.
00:41Good night.
00:45Who needs a sugar daddy when my life is this sweet?
00:50I have a blessed life and I'm a loyal wife.
00:55Why settle for justice life when you can have the whole damn pie?
01:00My life is like a rom-com.
01:01When I'm not crying, I'm laughing.
01:04I used to report the news, but now I'm the headline.
01:09I'm not trying to be mean.
01:11I just mean what I say.
01:14In the ocean state, I dispense the weed and the truth.
01:28I feel like you're looking at me like upset.
01:30You actually picked your room.
01:32But like you're literally giving that face of like, you're pissed.
01:37I didn't schedule a Saturday, I'm working at an after party.
01:40Wait, Saturday?
01:41Yeah.
01:42Jared, I told you that's the Jonas freaking concert.
01:45Hi Richie.
01:46Hello there.
01:47I'm just in my bed in the castle.
01:50Good morning.
01:51Morning.
01:52Are you getting the kids ready for school?
01:54Yep.
01:55Hi Gary.
01:57Making their lunches.
01:58Kelsey was a bad girl last night.
01:59She had a few words with Rosie.
02:02Oh yeah?
02:03I couldn't sleep.
02:04I was like, puking all night.
02:06Why?
02:07Kelsey was like saying like, she thinks my job, I didn't quit.
02:09I got fired.
02:11And my house, the square footage is fake.
02:15Or like, blue paper.
02:17What are they called?
02:17Like a...
02:18Blue paper?
02:19Yeah.
02:19It's clearly projection for Kelsey.
02:22Not having property, not having a real job.
02:24She is the thing she's accusing you of.
02:26I know.
02:32It's so pretty.
02:34This is my favorite part of the whole castle.
02:36It's like the hallway.
02:39I love buffets.
02:42I'm just gonna have a yogurt.
02:44It's actually like what I dreamt of.
02:45I'm like shaky.
02:46Because you're hungry?
02:48I don't know.
02:48She threw up all last night.
02:50What?
02:50She threw up all last night.
02:52No.
02:53You think it's something you ate?
02:55I don't know.
02:56I'm so nauseous at breakfast.
02:58It's not from eating anything last night.
03:00I barely ate.
03:01And it wasn't from drinking that much.
03:02I really didn't drink that much.
03:03So I think I'm just sick of Kelsey's bull .
03:06Did you hear her throwing up all night?
03:08No, I didn't hear her at all.
03:09I was so scared she was gonna get like, taken by a ghost.
03:13Oh my god, I did hear like giggling at 3am.
03:16Did you?
03:17I didn't hear her giggling.
03:17I swear to god, I heard giggling.
03:19Do you think it was adults?
03:25You think they have salt?
03:27This is the best yoga I've ever had in my life.
03:29I could actually cry.
03:30I don't want to keep talking about it, but it's so good.
03:32His breakfast is so good.
03:33I need to find out what it is.
03:35I'm sorry, I have to call my mom.
03:36Dawson doesn't feel good.
03:38He needs this little inhaler.
03:39He hates coughing.
03:40He like freaks out.
03:41Aww.
03:42My son Dawson, whenever he gets a cold, he has labored breathing.
03:47My mom is taking care of him and our nanny's there too because Jared is out of state.
03:51Of course our child is getting very sick while both of us aren't there.
03:55Should I call Rola?
03:56You think she's gonna come today?
03:57It'd be a nice update.
03:59Hey girl, how you feeling?
04:01We just wanna know if you're making it today for the plans.
04:03I hope Rola's gonna show up, but I feel like there's more of a chance Brian's gonna admit
04:08to the affair before her showing up to the castle.
04:10Good morning.
04:11Hi guys.
04:12Good morning.
04:13You already ate?
04:14I took a shower.
04:15I'm sorry, I took a shower.
04:17Morning.
04:23Okay.
04:24Okay.
04:25Kelsey, she won't speak to me, won't look at me.
04:28I'll just be like over here trying to eat my yogurt.
04:32Anyway, what's the plan for today?
04:35Um, we have like a big water slide.
04:38I feel like you girls would love that.
04:39Oh yeah, I'm so excited for that.
04:42And then we're gonna go on a boat, which would be nice.
04:51This is awkward.
04:52Kelsey, yesterday you were upset.
04:54Do you feel better like with it like getting off your chest?
04:56I think I was being nice with what I said.
04:58I was giving you credit because I felt that it was genuine.
05:02It felt to me like a backhanded compliment, but if you guys did it nicely.
05:06But it didn't feel that way, so.
05:08But then the past came up in our room.
05:11Because you asked about it.
05:12If you're asking, well, what does she lie about?
05:14I have to say something.
05:15Well, you think they're lies, but they're not necessarily lies.
05:17And you asked her and she clarified.
05:19I don't know what is or who you are because something is always changing.
05:25I thought Rosie finally took off the mask and we saw the true authentic version of her.
05:31It turns out the mask is still on and it's super glued to her face.
05:35You don't like me, it's okay.
05:37You don't want to believe me.
05:38Like, it's fine.
05:41You don't look well right now.
05:42You've been talking about it.
05:43I'm good.
05:44Everything's good.
05:45She says I'm a liar, says I'm an exaggerator, and you're literally a high-end squatter.
05:49So, I mean, I don't care what Kelsey believes because Kelsey is delusional.
05:53After whatever the hell went on with you guys last night,
05:56you could not walk in here this morning and brush it off.
05:59If I'm feeling a bitchy, I can't do that.
06:02Like that, I am like...
06:03Is it like a Sasha Farris or fiance?
06:04I want to learn that.
06:05Like when she goes on stage, she turns out.
06:09But I'm saying it could be like her alter ego.
06:11Let me finish my sentence for a second.
06:12I don't know what.
06:12Just let me finish for a second.
06:13I am, Liz.
06:14I am, I am, Liz.
06:15Calm down.
06:16You see that droning on of whatever she's saying.
06:19I don't know why.
06:20I'm just, I'm feeling noise.
06:23Look, Alicia cracks me up.
06:24She's funny.
06:25The things that come out of her mouth are hysterical.
06:28I went to a psychic once and she said,
06:29you carry so many people's energies on you.
06:32She's like, you need to go into it.
06:33Epstein, is Epstein's salt bath?
06:35Epstein.
06:37I just want to get my thought out there.
06:39When I came in your room last night, you were upset and you couldn't really speak,
06:43talk to us at all.
06:44You couldn't turn it on then.
06:45Right.
06:46That's when I would love to see you turn it on.
06:48Because maybe if she wasn't afraid of somebody yelling at her all the time,
06:51then she would be more comfortable in letting you guys all know her different levels.
06:55Maybe Rosie just needs like a little nurture from you guys.
06:57I don't like nurture.
06:58I don't either.
06:59I was just thinking of that.
07:00I don't, I skeeved nurture.
07:01I just was thinking of that.
07:01I'd rather have tough love, but tough love's going to come from someone I trust.
07:05But I don't think that's true.
07:06If I don't trust you, I don't respect any love.
07:08I don't think that's true.
07:08Nurture, not.
07:09She's going to cry.
07:10I'm kidding.
07:11But she's going to cry again.
07:13She's going to cry again.
07:14Hold on.
07:15I'm fine.
07:15I just feel bad for Rosie because she wants to be able to be freely expressing people too.
07:22You know?
07:23She wants to freely express me.
07:26I just feel like I'm going to throw up.
07:28I just like it's, it is what it is.
07:31All right.
07:31I'm always here to cry.
07:32It's a day ending in wine.
07:34This is supposed to be a fun trip, but all the girls are getting on each other's nerves.
07:38I'm starting to feel like these spirits in the house are starting to possess all of us.
07:42I just feel like I'm going to throw up.
07:43I'm going to lie down.
07:44I just need a break.
07:46I think there's some caspars in there, friendly ghosts.
07:49And I also think there are some witches that are ghosts.
07:52Plural, ghosts.
07:53Ghost.
07:55Ghost.
07:55Ghost.
07:58I can't do it.
07:59Ghost.
08:00I think ghost is very sad.
08:01Today, like at breakfast and even last night, she just looks weak.
08:04She looks like she's struggling inside.
08:06Last night at dinner, I genuinely meant that in a nice way.
08:09I know you did.
08:10Obviously, she's feeling something internally.
08:12Maybe talk to her one-on-one, but there's no one else around.
08:16No one has to put on an act or a facade.
08:18She's actually good one-on-one.
08:19Go see her.
08:20I'm going to get dressed.
08:21I can't promise this is going to be positive, but I'll try.
08:23I do find it weird that Joellen's being the mediator between me and Rosie.
08:27If I stepped in between her and Rula, she wouldn't be happy about it.
08:30Rosie?
08:32Hi.
08:32Hi.
08:33How are you doing?
08:34I'm just, like, so nauseous.
08:36I feel like , honestly.
08:40Um, obviously, you feel uncomfortable.
08:42I feel uncomfortable.
08:43Mm-hmm.
08:43I feel like we keep missing each other.
08:46Sometimes I have an attitude or sometimes my delivery is too harsh.
08:49The problem is that I feel like I don't know you well enough to understand how I can talk to
08:55you.
08:56It's very easy to say, Rosie's standoffish and look at all this I heard about Rosie.
09:01But if you're going to do that, you can't expect me to then wanting to hang out or talk and,
09:06like,
09:07get to know you because I do shut down.
09:08I genuinely do want to make a connection with you and I don't want the drama.
09:13I want to be friends.
09:15You know, a lot of things were said that were very hurtful, but, like, I still want to open up.
09:20I want to move forward.
09:21I want to get along with everyone or I wouldn't be here.
09:23I'm cool moving forward.
09:24I've been wanting to move forward.
09:26So, Kelsey, be nice to me, I'll be nice to you.
09:29It's not that hard.
09:31Like I said last night, I have a tough exterior and, like, you need to just get to know me
09:35first.
09:35And I know my face is brutal sometimes.
09:38My face isn't scary right now, but, like, I try.
09:40No, I appreciate it.
09:41I'm glad that you're trying.
09:42I'm going to try.
09:43I think we're going to force you on the water slide and we're going to have a great day.
09:47I want to enjoy the weekend with the girls.
09:49I am starting my life completely over.
09:52The last thing I want to worry about is Rosie.
09:55The RBF is always involuntary.
09:57I just hope she looks past it and realizes that, like, I am trying to have fun with her.
10:02Ashley, are you here?
10:03Shall we bring our dolls to the slide?
10:07Oh, my God.
10:08The energy in this room feels a lot lighter right now.
10:11Yeah.
10:12So, woo-hoo!
10:13Ha-ha!
10:14Grip hug.
10:16Sometimes hugs are really, really good, you know?
10:18It's really good for a moment like this.
10:20Ooh, I just grabbed your boob.
10:21Yeah, we're all touching my boobs.
10:22I just literally cupped her boob.
10:25Coming up.
10:26Oh, my God, Forrest, look at these washboard abs.
10:30Forrest, it's so hot.
10:31Oh, my God.
10:33Holy .
10:34This is indisputable evidence.
10:37Oh!
10:39This is bad.
10:53Actually, I brought my red sneakers.
10:55Oh, my God.
10:56Look at how high up this thing is.
10:58Look at this.
11:00Let's go, girls.
11:01Bye, dollies.
11:05Sweating like a pig in church.
11:07Oh, a whore.
11:07A whore in church.
11:09With Kelsey and Rosie fighting, Liz attacking me, Ashley's crying.
11:14Hi.
11:14How are you?
11:15I just feel like me and Joella need to get out of this house and have a girls' day.
11:18Even being in this huge castle, us girls need space.
11:21Have you ever picked up anyone at this castle before or dropped anyone off?
11:24Yeah, I used to live here.
11:25You did?
11:25I swear to God.
11:26Where?
11:26Where?
11:27I came to college here and we lived freshman year on the top floor, the third floor.
11:31That's crazy.
11:31You're joking.
11:32I swear to God.
11:32What, like, did you experience?
11:34Sorts of paranormal activity inside the building.
11:36What?
11:37Yeah, we lived on the top floor and called the bowling room.
11:41And next to it was supposedly where a nun hung herself.
11:46Um, so, what I know we did here.
11:49Footsteps.
11:50That's what I heard.
11:51Yeah, it was.
11:51I heard whistling.
11:52That ghost stuff doesn't scare me.
11:54I'm more scared about, like, mice and rats.
11:56Like, I get nervous about that stuff.
11:57Like, there's a shower, we're gonna be clean.
11:58Dirty toilets.
12:00I don't like sleeping in dirty beds.
12:02I hate dirty stuff.
12:03They're a little trippy.
12:05I have a big beer belly.
12:07I don't even drink beer.
12:09Okay, there's towels out here.
12:21I mean, all I needed was a slide, and now I feel much better.
12:23I'm so happy that this is what we're doing.
12:25Like, I know that I should be, like, more mature than this,
12:28and I should want to, like, do something, like, fancy or, like, important.
12:32But I'm so happy that we're going down the slide.
12:34Oh, my God.
12:36Please tell me the water is heated.
12:38Are you going?
12:39I'm gonna cheer you on.
12:40Stop it.
12:42This is kind of the antithesis of what I've ever done at the mansion.
12:46I never saw this big plastic break thing there before.
12:50Usually it was more spooky.
12:53This is actually very scary to me.
12:55There's no water here.
13:03It is a wild, effing ride.
13:06Like, you get air.
13:07Let's do it.
13:08Okay.
13:09I'm really glad that I laser hair removed my bikini line.
13:15Because that thing is gonna be moving.
13:22Do you love it?
13:24My ass sees it.
13:25Oh, really?
13:26Did they burn?
13:34Look at all these athletic people.
13:36I wish that was me.
13:37We're gonna be so athletic taking this walk.
13:39I don't know if I want to bring this water.
13:40This is what I have anxiety about.
13:42I'm gonna bring the water.
13:43Thanks, I know.
13:44Oh my God, this is so pretty.
13:46So we're gonna walk down here.
13:47I'm glad we're getting away from the group of girls.
13:50The last thing I felt like it was like very deep.
13:52I know, and I haven't had a chance to even ask you about your mom.
13:54My mom sent me away to a behavioral program.
13:57I remember that.
13:58Yeah.
13:58It's funny when I hear about your mom now, because growing up, like your mom was always
14:02like so jovial, like funny.
14:03Hi, Alicia.
14:04It was always very bubbly.
14:07Yeah.
14:07You know?
14:07She was tough.
14:09I think Alicia's impression of my mom is the one that my mom portrays.
14:13That Southern Belle, kind, caring, loving mother.
14:16But my mom wasn't maternal.
14:17She was the opposite.
14:19My mom was definitely like very triggering.
14:21I love you, Joellen.
14:22I've always loved you.
14:23I'm like, you didn't even like me.
14:25What did I do that was so bad that you put me in places with rapists, with murderers,
14:29with people that stab people, with like convicts?
14:32Seriously?
14:3399% of the people there were court ordered.
14:35And then you have me.
14:36Oh my God.
14:37I know.
14:39My mom, she tells me that she sent me these places because she didn't know what to do
14:43or how to control me.
14:45She knew that I wasn't on drugs.
14:46She knew that I wasn't drinking.
14:48I wasn't an out of control kid.
14:49I was a straight A student.
14:51Her biggest problem with me was that I had big boobs.
14:54And boys liked me.
14:56She felt that I was promiscuous, even when I wasn't doing anything.
15:00I remember you going away because Jen went first.
15:03Jen went first.
15:04And then you did.
15:05Yeah.
15:05I went three times.
15:07The first time I got sent away, I was in seventh grade.
15:11That was a drug rehab.
15:12I had never done drugs or drank any alcohol.
15:15They ended up sending me home after a week because they realized I had no business being there.
15:20Second place was like a month and a half, two months.
15:22That one was really rough.
15:23But then the third place was the worst.
15:25That was the one that my mom ended up giving partial custody to the state because her insurance
15:28stopped paying.
15:31And she had me there for like a little over a year.
15:33And then one day the state-
15:34What?
15:36Over a year?
15:37Over a year.
15:37Are you kidding?
15:38I didn't call home.
15:39What grade were you in?
15:40Ninth.
15:40It was really not normal and not a good place.
15:45The third time that I was sent away was what my mom referred to as a boarding school.
15:50It wasn't a boarding school.
15:52There was children cutting themselves, trying to commit suicide.
15:57There was male and female predators.
16:01They would restrain kids there.
16:03The state said, all right, we're going to take 100% control of your daughter.
16:08She didn't want to lose that custody.
16:09And she decided that day I was all better.
16:12I really tried to block all of this out because it was such a bad time in my life.
16:16And I was like suicidal.
16:19I'm sorry.
16:20Many times for me.
16:23That like death was better than living with her.
16:28It hurts a lot to have no one that loves you growing up.
16:32I'm really sad.
16:33I really had no idea about this.
16:35No, a lot of people don't.
16:35And I feel really bad.
16:37I went to high school with Joellen and Jen.
16:39And when they left during like the mid-year, it was definitely talked about.
16:43But almost like something we didn't want to touch.
16:45We didn't want to ask many questions.
16:46I didn't want to overstep boundaries.
16:48Everyone noticed.
16:49We just, you know, we just didn't know why.
16:53It was a really hard childhood.
16:55And like hearing everything that you said yesterday that like hit home because I didn't know.
16:59For some reason, like that's what I got stuck with for a father.
17:03My life was not easy.
17:04From what I remember, my father left his home last.
17:07It hits hard because you see your kids and you're like, how did they do this?
17:11How did you do that?
17:12And I just look at my daughter and I'm like, how did, how did he do this to me?
17:16How did he never want to see me again?
17:19I feel like maybe I didn't want to get married.
17:22Because like, how was it going to walk me down the aisle?
17:35It's kind of easy for me to talk about myself.
17:38I definitely have relationship issues because of my father.
17:41I always want to leave the guy first because it's always like in the back of my head that like,
17:46they're going to leave me and do what my dad did.
17:48I think me not marrying Billy is,
17:53I don't know what's wrong with me.
17:55I don't know if any amount of therapy or talking about it is going to make it better,
17:59but maybe just getting it off your chest and saying like, that was not okay,
18:03will start to ease the pain in your heart.
18:06The wind just blew when you said that and I felt it like, yeah.
18:09Hearing from Alicia and seeing the pain that she's been through with her father,
18:13makes me feel so much more relatable to have somebody that understands just a little bit of
18:18what I went through. I've known Alicia forever. However, this conversation,
18:22I feel like it's bringing us together. She's understanding me and I'm understanding her.
18:27Thank you for like, opening up to me.
18:30Me too.
18:30And letting me open up to you.
18:33Let's break the cycle.
18:34I know.
18:35I need some crackers.
18:37You need some crackers.
18:38You know what's funny? I didn't bring my crackers today.
18:39The mint crackers.
18:40Oh my God, how did I not bring my crackers?
18:53If I don't have a cracker in two seconds...
18:55I would like some champagne.
18:56Tell you about it.
18:56For it.
18:57For it.
18:57Let's call Mr. Champagne.
18:58Hi, Jamie.
19:00Great.
19:00Did you find it?
19:01I had a great walk.
19:01I did. I'm just on the side.
19:02Oh, yeah.
19:04Oh my goodness.
19:05Oh my God.
19:05I'm dead.
19:07Oh my God.
19:07Willa just texted me.
19:08What'd you say?
19:09Hey, doll.
19:10I'm feeling like , thank you for asking.
19:11My entire body has been in a lot of pain, had to tell.
19:14I was looking forward to being on the trip with you.
19:17I hope you enjoy everything
19:18and hope you aren't too exhausted.
19:20That's crazy, right?
19:21She seems to have a lot of health concerns.
19:24I'm so sorry.
19:25I'm not going to be able to make it today beautiful.
19:28I was at the urgent care.
19:31I like don't even know what to say.
19:40I need a pencil, Ruka.
19:42What kind of tea does mommy like?
19:43What kind should we make her?
19:44I don't know.
19:45I don't know.
19:46I actually don't know which kind.
19:49You don't?
19:53Finish up your pictures.
19:54We're going to bring this up to mommy now, okay?
19:59Daddy, do you like my picture I made for mommy?
20:02It's beautiful, princess.
20:03I love it.
20:06How are you feeling?
20:08How are you feeling?
20:09How are you?
20:10Hi, people.
20:11How are you doing?
20:12I made this picture.
20:13Oh my goodness.
20:14I made this picture for you.
20:16Oh my God.
20:17I love it.
20:19Thank you so much.
20:20How are you feeling?
20:20How are you feeling?
20:20Any better?
20:22Nice.
20:23You okay?
20:24I'm struggling.
20:24I'm struggling.
20:25I'm struggling.
20:25You guys want to go play?
20:27Yeah, I want to play.
20:28Go ahead.
20:29Go play.
20:30Thank you so much.
20:32The day before the girls trip, I started to feel like I was coming down with something.
20:37I wasn't feeling myself.
20:38My head was absolutely pounding.
20:40I couldn't speak.
20:41I had a fever spike.
20:42I couldn't even pick my head up.
20:44Having trouble, like looking at light.
20:46Couldn't even get up to walk.
20:48I ended up in the emergency room and had to be taken by rescue.
20:51This is so frustrating.
20:53I'm dying right now.
20:56Legitimately so sick.
20:57I could die.
20:59I could.
20:59Like my head, you know, this is the first time I've sat up.
21:02It's hurting me to talk.
21:03They just don't know what they can't figure out what it is.
21:05They ran through everything.
21:07CAT scan, MRIs, all the blood work, and everything was coming back, you know, negative.
21:14So they thought maybe I had one of the viruses they can't pinpoint and categorize.
21:21So you're bummed about not going on the trip?
21:23Have you spoken to anybody?
21:25Alicia tried calling.
21:26So sweet.
21:27I'm just better off here with the near and dear.
21:44Are you sure you guys don't want to join us?
21:46Are you not wearing underwear?
21:47Come on, Boris.
21:48Show us what you got.
21:49You're no fun.
21:51I probably have shorts for you, Boris.
21:54Boris, you gotta do it.
21:55Why wouldn't they want to be in bathing suits with three young hot girls?
22:01Oh my god, Kelsey.
22:04Let's go.
22:05Oh my god, Boris, look at these washboard apps.
22:09Oh, he couldn't wait to take it off.
22:10Boris has an amazing body.
22:12Okay, Boris, you go first.
22:14I mean, it is technically their job to cater to our every demand, right?
22:18You need to take your clothes off them.
22:21Oh my god, they're loving it.
22:25Why are they gross?
22:26Why are they gross?
22:28Wow, Boris, you really killed it.
22:30Is that fun?
22:31Okay, we're good.
22:32Boris, it's so hot.
22:34They're fine, okay?
22:36They're cute.
22:37My husband's definitely hotter than these guys,
22:40so I have no interest in getting my flirt on.
22:44Boris, do you work out?
22:45Do you have a girlfriend?
22:46Let's get Rula here.
22:49Rula would forget about Brian real quick if she thought that.
22:52How old are you, Boris?
22:5423.
22:55We're 10 years older than you guys.
22:57Let's go.
22:58Let's go, you made me to do this.
23:00I know, I know, I did.
23:01Let's go, let's go.
23:03You guys look good together.
23:05Models.
23:06I can't stand around and, like, flirt with a 21-year-old butler.
23:10You know, sometimes it's challenging to be with a group of friends
23:14who could essentially be your daughters.
23:17I'm certainly not flirting with 20-year-old butlers.
23:20It's just not really in my wheelhouse right now.
23:26Coming up.
23:27They're just taking Dawson to the emergency room.
23:29It's gonna be fine.
23:30He's gonna be fine.
23:39He's gonna be fine.
23:40Oh!
23:42Oh, my God!
23:45My ass is hanging out.
23:47Come on, Boris.
23:48Let's go.
23:49Keep your shirt off.
23:50I'm gonna go check on Liz.
23:55Hi.
23:56Hi.
23:56I just wanted to check in on you.
23:57I just don't belong.
23:58I mean, there's only, I get a little bored.
24:01I'm not gonna be out there on a slip and slide at 56.
24:04Yeah.
24:04Flirting with 21-year-old butlers.
24:06Both of your accents I like.
24:08How's dating going in Rhode Island, Boris?
24:10I need to find a wife on a job.
24:14Boris is right here.
24:15Maybe you can find another boyfriend.
24:16Add it to the pile.
24:17Oh, yeah.
24:17He's too young for me.
24:18Although, I don't think Boris has any money.
24:21There's only so far I can relate.
24:23No, I get it.
24:24Yeah, I don't want to like, I don't want you to feel bad.
24:26It's not that I feel out of place, but I just sometimes feel like maybe a little mature
24:34being around the girls.
24:35I love these girls, but I'm not going in a bikini and splashing around,
24:39flirting with 22-year-old butlers.
24:41I'm not doing it.
24:43I'll let you be alone.
24:44No, I totally don't mind you at all.
24:46I think you're awesome.
24:48No.
24:48I kind of checked out.
24:49No, I get it.
24:50Yeah.
24:50I want you to enjoy my company.
24:52I do.
24:53I don't want to do it during a time that you don't feel like it.
24:57That's what I was going to say.
24:58That's what you're good at.
24:59You're a good friend.
25:00Oh, thank you.
25:02I've heard from many people in Rhode Island that once you get to know Liz,
25:06you're going to discover that she's actually such a softie, which is a hard shell.
25:10I think that I'm afraid to let anyone in because I'm afraid to lose.
25:14I'm hard to get to know them.
25:16I'm very tough.
25:18As I hang out with her more and more, I'm seeing that Lammy in there.
25:21Lammy Liz.
25:23Aww.
25:25See ya.
25:26Bye.
25:26Bye.
25:27Thanks for hanging.
25:28Thank you for inviting us.
25:30I thought it would be a good idea, but you can take your shirt off.
25:39All right, back to Spookyville.
25:41Oh my God, yes.
25:43Thank you so much.
25:45It was nice meeting you.
25:47We're home.
25:52Where are you?
25:54Liz?
25:58Hello?
25:59Girl?
26:02Hey, Lady Alicia and Madam Janelle.
26:05Janelle, who the is that?
26:07I don't know, but it just came to me, so that might mean something.
26:09Alicia, look at her with her bikini.
26:12Are you doing yoga or are you just getting some spray tans?
26:15I'm practicing my downward dog.
26:17How was your walk?
26:19It was good.
26:20What?
26:21That bee just stung me, mother .
26:22It's on your butt.
26:23It's on your butt.
26:23All right, now I'm done.
26:24These bees are freaking me out and I'm not into it.
26:27All right, should we go upstairs and get ready for the boat?
26:28What time are we leaving?
26:305.30.
26:31Where is everyone?
26:32Getting ready, maybe?
26:43You're just so cute.
26:44So you like it?
26:45It's approved.
26:46I don't look like a hookah.
26:46I love it.
26:48I've been to many harbors on the Italian Riviera, the French Riviera, St.
26:52Barts, but Newport is spectacular.
26:56We're gonna be on the boat.
26:57It's getting late.
26:58So for tonight, I have a little sunset cruise planned for the girls.
27:03This is my wheelhouse.
27:04More so than a slip and slide.
27:06Oh, I like that.
27:08Oh, I love that.
27:09Where are the ladies?
27:12Okay.
27:14Okay.
27:17The weather looks ominous.
27:19I know.
27:19It's very not boaty.
27:22Oh, no.
27:23I know.
27:23He just doesn't feel good.
27:25Do you feel like you have to get home?
27:26I don't know.
27:27I kind of play it by ear when we get off the boat.
27:33Hi.
27:34Did he calm down after he woke up?
27:36Yes, he calmed down.
27:38He's comfortable right now.
27:39He's not coughing constantly.
27:41I do worry about not being right next to him when he's breathing like that.
27:46You know what I mean?
27:46Yeah.
27:47I was all set to go to the hospital.
27:49You were?
27:49I woke him up.
27:50I said he'd feel better.
27:51He goes, I feel better.
27:52Okay.
27:52Well, that's good.
27:53Okay.
27:53That's good.
27:54Listen, I'm here.
27:55Worst case scenario, we go to a hospital.
27:57Okay.
27:58He seems pretty comfortable.
27:59Okay.
27:59I'll call you in like another hour or two.
28:10Hi.
28:10Hi.
28:11Wow.
28:12Are you guys excited?
28:14So excited.
28:16Oh, we're walking across the bridge.
28:18It's a little chilly.
28:19Your nipples are poking through.
28:22Hello.
28:23Hi, sir.
28:24Are you single?
28:25I am single.
28:26Oh, I have a sister who's beautiful.
28:28She's the prettiest sister.
28:29I'm going to take a picture of you actually for her.
28:31I'm always on the hunt for Jen.
28:32Jen is very picky with men.
28:34I feel like you're the reason though that I haven't settled because like I'm waiting for
28:38my own Gary.
28:39It's been 30 years.
28:39Get the over it.
28:41I'll tell you when I'm done.
28:43I'm your husband.
28:45Is anyone here on the crew from Rhode Island and single?
28:50Oh my God.
28:51Is that our bow, the big one?
28:54Oh my God.
28:55Look at the pink hat.
28:56Yay.
28:58I love a pink hat.
28:59Hi.
29:00Hi.
29:01Oh my God.
29:02Wow.
29:04Oh my gosh.
29:05You guys know I love my chicory.
29:07Oh, look at this.
29:09Fancy.
29:11Oh my gosh.
29:12I just got a text from my dad.
29:14Which is very nice, but I haven't got you.
29:16So pretty.
29:17I love this.
29:20They're just taking dolls to the emergency room.
29:23All right, sorry.
29:24It's so exciting.
29:26Just go.
29:26Just go.
29:27Don't, don't stress it.
29:28Okay.
29:29It's going to be fine.
29:30It'll be okay.
29:31He's going to be fine.
29:33He's going to be fine.
29:33He's going to be nervous.
29:34He's going to be okay.
29:34He's going to be okay.
29:36Go be with him.
29:37My dad, who's a doctor, says,
29:39I think you should take him to the ER.
29:41I'm like, oh, this is serious.
29:43And I'm basically ready to jump off this boat.
29:45Thank you guys.
29:46Please call us, all right?
29:48Update us.
29:49Poor thing.
29:50I'm sorry.
30:00They're just taking dolls to the emergency room.
30:03All right, sorry.
30:04It's always dry.
30:04It's fine.
30:05Please keep us posted.
30:07Bye.
30:09Poor thing.
30:10I'm sorry.
30:12No, I want to cry.
30:13I'm feeling very worried for Ashley.
30:15I know what that's like.
30:16My girls mean everything to me.
30:19I mean, I have left Florida to get home to be with my cat.
30:27You know what I'm, like, really upset about, though?
30:29The crackers are all the way over there.
30:31Yeah, baby.
30:32And everyone knows how much I love them.
30:33I told you I love them.
30:34Oh, she wants the crackers.
30:35I love a pita cracker.
30:36I'm sure.
30:37That's all I eat.
30:38Thank you so much.
30:41Thank you so much.
30:42My favorite part of the trip is right now, by far.
30:45When I have cheese in front of me, and my girls, and tequila.
30:48And I just feel like I had such a great experience with you today, too.
30:51And that's why you always need your girlfriends.
30:53Yeah.
30:54Sorry that we're here.
30:54To a deeper connection.
30:55Yeah.
30:56Yes.
30:57Love you, guys.
30:57It's my girls' trip.
30:59I love a tequila.
31:03Oh, my God.
31:03The engine's gone.
31:04We're about to go.
31:05Yay!
31:06I love being on the water.
31:08Never had sex on a boat.
31:10Do we have more time?
31:11Talk to my ex on a boat.
31:12Wait, what?
31:13On a boat?
31:14I think you did.
31:16I remember my ex telling me he had some sort of sex escapade with Joellen and another girl
31:23on a boat.
31:23No, he didn't.
31:24I was on land.
31:25Not on a boat.
31:27Joellen was very loud.
31:30And that the people on top of the boat knew what was going on.
31:35When they walked upstairs, everyone looked at them like,
31:38what the hell just happened down there?
31:40I was slutty in my 20s.
31:42It was before his brother, right?
31:44She used to date my boyfriend's brother.
31:48Yes.
31:50The better brother in bed?
31:53I mean, Kelsey knows the answer to that.
32:00I'll just do a shot of tequila.
32:02Look at how beautiful.
32:03I love this type.
32:04I love it.
32:05I love this.
32:05I would love a tequila shot as well.
32:07There is nothing like this in the world.
32:10Look at that.
32:11I hate tequila.
32:13I feel like on that note, let's go look at the boat.
32:17I'm going to take the blankie.
32:18All right, let's go up this way.
32:20Oh, this is pretty over here.
32:21I need to have a cigarette.
32:23I'm going to go find a spot on the boat I can, like, hide away at.
32:26You want to go on the stairs right there?
32:28Yeah.
32:32I got it.
32:34What is that?
32:34Grenadines?
32:35It's Lindsay's.
32:36Who's Lindsay?
32:48I don't know.
32:49What about Kelsey?
32:50You guys are really good.
32:51Yeah.
32:51Even in the car, you were, like, yourself with her.
32:53Usually you're, like, standoffish, though, with her.
32:56And you weren't today.
32:57Well, it actually, like, meant a lot to me.
32:59Like, when Kelsey came up to my room today, we had a nice day.
33:02It was, like, nice to actually spend time with her.
33:04I'm going to accept her for who she is.
33:06I'm, like, not bringing up the past anymore.
33:08And I agree with you.
33:10Let the past go.
33:10She built a 75 million square foot house.
33:13I can't wait to party there.
33:15That's so cool.
33:15I'm so excited.
33:17She's, like, so sweet, though, right?
33:18You have to admit in luck.
33:19Like, you know, I'm a tourist.
33:21Like, I'll never forget what was done.
33:22I love it.
33:24Gorgina.
33:25All right, let's go.
33:33Oh, there they are.
33:35Hello, boys.
33:37Oh, what a sight for sore eyes.
33:39We're back.
33:41Our champagne, honey.
33:43Put our PJs on.
33:44Put the PJs on.
33:46I'm going to pee like a racehorse.
33:50Alexa, Alexa, why is there a beetle in my room?
33:53Let's get this.
33:54I'm not touching you.
33:55Get out.
33:57Oh, my God.
33:58I'm so gassy.
34:04Joellen.
34:09Hi, Dolly.
34:10Hi.
34:11What are you doing?
34:12What's happening?
34:15You look really upset.
34:17What?
34:17What happened?
34:19I just feel like .
34:21What happened?
34:23You remember the other day, like, at the bullet match,
34:25how, like, you and I went up to Rula, and, like, she's like, you know,
34:29Gabby, prove.
34:29What's going on?
34:31What's going on?
34:31And if you want proof, I'll figure it out.
34:33I appreciate all your intel.
34:35I got a proof.
34:38There's no...
34:39All right.
34:41You see it?
34:51Oh, my God.
34:53I am...
34:54Holy s***.
34:56I cannot believe it.
34:58This is indisputable evidence.
35:00I haven't seen it enough.
35:11Ladies, what's next?
35:13Hello.
35:13This looks amazing.
35:14Did you bring chocolate covered strawberries?
35:16I love him.
35:17What am I going to do?
35:17We're leaving tomorrow.
35:18We're never going to see him again.
35:19I know.
35:20I don't even know how I'm supposed to...
35:21No, no, just tell him.
35:23I got this video from my girlfriend,
35:25and I don't know where to go with this.
35:28Last I left off with Rula,
35:29she said she would want to know if there was proof,
35:31but I feel like I've caused her heartache,
35:34and I want to be done with this.
35:35I'm not here to hurt her.
35:37He's hurting her.
35:38I feel bad about Ashley, so I hope he's okay.
35:40I tried FaceTiming her in my room.
35:42She didn't answer.
35:43Every time I come in here, I get the girls.
35:48Hi, guys.
35:49Oh, my goodness.
35:51Oh, I know.
35:52Everyone knows I love a cracker.
35:54Anything else?
35:56No, we're good.
35:57Thank you, guys.
35:58Bye.
35:58Good night.
36:01Joana just looked like she saw a ghost.
36:05You look like you're gonna...
36:07What the happened?
36:10More...
36:10that has been uncovered.
36:13Who are we even talking about?
36:15Rula?
36:15Yeah.
36:17Oh, God.
36:18Bad, though.
36:19Bad?
36:19How bad?
36:22I don't know if I can handle another story.
36:26Unleash the hounds.
36:27Yeah, what is it?
36:28It's time.
36:29What?
36:31What's the hounds mean?
36:34All right, so there's this...
36:36You gotta look at it, because it's real.
36:38I look so...
36:39It's real.
36:41I, like, have no words.
36:43We went to the polo match on Saturday, the 9th,
36:47so keep that in mind.
36:54It's real.
36:55It's real.
36:55The video starts.
36:56You're looking through a glass door,
36:58and Brian and this blonde woman are standing there.
37:00He's hugging her.
37:01This was two days before polo?
37:02Mm-hmm.
37:03Brian is, like, consoling and, like, caressing this blonde lady
37:07with his hand on her ass and, like, kissing her.
37:11Oh, my God.
37:12Hey, Brian.
37:13That's him.
37:14I mean, there's this long hug.
37:16They're, like, embracing each other.
37:17It's like a five-minute hug.
37:19It's like, who hugs that long?
37:20Is this really happening right now?
37:22Like, is this a setup?
37:24I mean, if she orchestrated that, like, could she put her bra on?
37:27Sure.
37:27They obviously had sex with her nipples.
37:29I don't know.
37:29Joellen is vindicated because she has said Brian is doing his thing with this woman.
37:35You can't deny video footage, you know?
37:39That's Brian in his BP-22.
37:41You know, the one that has the red interior that he said wasn't him?
37:43That's right there.
37:45The mismatches posted three times.
37:46And she is in his red interior.
37:49Who has a red interior car?
37:51Oh, that's not good.
37:54I don't think anybody's wondering if Brian's cheating on Rula.
37:58I'm more so interested in how Joellen got this video and what she's planning on doing with it.
38:04I want to see his face again, though.
38:06Hold on.
38:06Who took this video?
38:08After everything that happened at the polo match, and Rula's like, get me real proof.
38:12I asked my girlfriend, who's friends with the mistress.
38:15I said, is there any proof that this is happening?
38:17Because, honestly, Rula's making her out to be delusional.
38:19And she goes, oh, there's plenty of proof.
38:21I never asked my friends, like, I need video proof.
38:25But Rula said she wants hard proof.
38:27This is as hard as it gets.
38:29I can almost guarantee Rula's gonna say he was probably ending things with her.
38:35He grabbed her butt and kissed her.
38:38Who's pointing at a bunny?
38:39Alicia, enough.
38:41The question is, is what are we gonna do?
38:44I think she needs to see the video, right?
38:47I think that we actually have to let her know.
38:52Not only as Rula's friend, but even just being a girl.
38:56I think it's crucial that she knows at some point Rula's gonna face it one way or the other.
39:03We're physically watching it.
39:05She has to hear it.
39:06Now there's no way out of it.
39:07I'm sick of being the one that's accused of interfering and meddling.
39:11You're very close with her.
39:15I mean, ugh.
39:16I don't, like, wanna, like, break our heart again.
39:18Like, that's the thing.
39:19I don't know.
39:20I'm so confused.
39:21Coming from me, it's gonna be more of the same.
39:24There was a lot of talk.
39:26My husband's involved.
39:27But he is, Mom.
39:28He's there.
39:31This is, like, a very up situation.
39:34Yeah.
39:36So, what are we gonna do?
39:41Not it.
39:42Not it.
39:42Not it.
39:43Not it.
39:43Not it.
39:44Not me.
39:44Nope.
39:51Next time on The Real Housewives of Rhode Island.
39:54Little taste test.
39:55Dolores and I thought, let's develop a menopause gummy.
40:00I haven't felt this good in a long time.
40:02No.
40:04I don't want to give her the bad news about this video.
40:06I want to die.
40:07But he wouldn't lie, trust me.
40:08No, I wouldn't lie.
40:09I know what you did last week.
40:10You're literally no lies.
40:12You're a slam pig.
40:14Don't ever jump for me.
40:16Get the out of me.
40:17Get the out of me now.
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