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Crni Gruja (2003) - Epizoda 2 - Domaća serija
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00:08No!
00:16It's a dream cause I'm not set.
00:20It's a dream.
00:21The dream has been chosen!
00:23I've been to my house now!
00:24I'm leaving!
00:53Oh, my God.
01:04Oh, my God.
01:35Let's go.
02:07Yo
02:16Trennit Julia
02:20Trennit Julia
02:27Bože mili čuda velikoga
02:32Če se zima na Srbiju skušti
02:37Na Srbiju zemlju starostavnu
02:41Sve pahulja na pahulju pada
02:46Nikom nije dopoštena rada
02:50Godina je osamsto i neka
02:55Srpska krca ključa već pet ljeta
03:00Crven krca od rakije ljute
03:05Od kuru za jabuke i šljive
03:10Kazan grmi pa sve poskakuje
03:27Marš napolje u onu tvoju vukojebinu pa tamo arla uči
03:34Ej Ado
03:35Ado ćeš i ti ko mene na ljetovanje pa ću ti za sve dupo naplatim
03:39Oću, oću, znaš kak će odođenu?
03:42Nikad
03:42Jer znaš zašto?
03:44Zato što vi nikad nećete ograditi sengrupe ko sam normalan svet
03:47Nego ćete zauvek svagovna bacati u more
03:50Ej Ado i ti ćeš tamo zašiketat
03:53Oću, oću, oću
04:00Bole
04:06Čedo
04:07Sam ja rekao da mi se ne dovlačeo i putujući drekavci u kuću
04:10Aj gazda
04:11Moramo da se uzdišamo malo kulturno
04:13Znate kako kažu
04:15Kultura je kiselnik
04:16Te ja izbušim ja taganom ti izduvan to malo kulture što imaš u sebi
04:24Nego da mi vidimo od čega se živi
04:29Bole
04:34Dragi moji ljubitelji umetnosti
04:36Uskoro će zima
04:39Nešto mi se javlja da ćemo vrlo brzo da vidimo našeg starog prijatelja
04:43Dobrog i prepoštenog stana
04:48Bole
04:48Je li spreman obor broj dva?
04:50Jeste da
04:51Kako je broj ne stanje tamo?
04:53144 prasića
04:55I krmača cvjeta
04:58O moja nesrća
05:01Ovako prema mojim računicama njegova družina je prošle godine brojala 25 ljudi
05:08Ako uzmemo da ih je letos on i metuzalem fočom napadao 5
05:12A Ganlija čak 7 puta
05:15Možemo da kažemo da se iz tih
05:17Že vazbuka i zvuk u ciljka
05:2712
05:2812
05:2912
05:29E sad
05:30Pošto su ljudi turci posle toga opet digli namete
05:33Ukolini je zatrto
05:3629 kuća
05:377
05:377
05:387 kuća
05:39Ako to saberemo s onim jadnicima kojima su ljuti jer nauti dali nogu dupe
05:43A koji su normalno došli u naš kraj koda nikog drugog nemaju
05:45Dobit ćemo šestdesetak
05:47Je li tako?
05:49Šestdesetak novih izgubljenih duša
05:504 sedmine odmah baci na žene i sitno dečico
05:53Znači ostaje oko
05:5825 muških
05:59Spola njih odmah u vodu
06:01To su kukavice
06:01Znači jedno peše staraca
06:03Znači ostalo ih je oko
06:078
06:098
06:13Mnogo manje nego što sam se radao
06:16Ja mislim da će mi
06:19Sve moći da pokrpimo sa oko 100 prsića
06:21Jer ovih naših šumskih razbojnike Džaboleborosha nema više od 22-3 komada
06:26Bole
06:26Odmah u kjeca prebaci 4 komada u dvojku
06:28Ajde
06:29Neću da ih stanu i zatekne ovde kad dođe
06:32Oga znašte vi genije za ovaj
06:35Bizni
06:36Ajde ajde nemoj da misliš nego prebaci to
06:38I ne zaboravi cvjeto jesi čuo
06:39Ko se čuva
06:44I boga čuva
06:46Zapamti to čedo moj
06:48Gazda
06:48Molim čedo
06:50Jel bi mogo ja da vas priupitam nešto
06:54Možeš čedo samo ako nećeš da me pitaš zašto bik naskače na kraju
06:57To ćeš morati sam da odliš
06:58A ne ne ne
07:00Ne to znam
07:02Nego gazda
07:04Zašto vi ne volite narodne umetnike
07:07Evo Četić Pilić
07:08Eki bre crni umetnici
07:10Stoka
07:12Stoka eto šta su
07:14Otaju se po ovoj jadnoj napaćevnoj zemlji i zamlaćaju ovo jadi narod
07:18I narod šta umesto da radi on še luči
07:22Zarađaju pare na tuđoj nesreći
07:23Stoka
07:24Gazda
07:25Ali oni su čuvari
07:26Istorije
07:28Celokupne
07:29Srpske kulturne baštine
07:31Dozvolite
07:31A u baštini sve moj do mojega
07:33Evo pogledaj ovog stanuja
07:35Svako božje leto izležavaju se po šulom
07:38Ono jes pokolju se tu i tamo sa rnautima
07:41Ali zato zimi
07:42Nemaju druga posla
07:43Samo dolaze ovde i otimaju sitnu i krupnu stoku od nas
07:46Poštenih trudbenika što svoje pare
07:48Pošteno zarađuju trgujući
07:50Sa švabama, mađarima, turcima, ugrima, slovencima
07:53I posle njih stavljaju pesme
07:56Što mene nestaju pesmu
07:58Što, aj kaži
07:59Šta meni hvali
08:00Mlad, lep, dozvoli, uspešan
08:05I sve dok
08:07Stamena ti Osavova ne postane narodna umetnica
08:10Ko što i red
08:11Od mene ima da dobiju
08:13Nogu u dupe kad god bi dođe na vrat
08:21Šta je bole, ostavila te cveta, a?
08:23I odvela prasić
08:30Gazda
08:33Imate positu
08:37Bumaže, bum
08:38Gazda je grujo
08:41Bog ti pomogao
08:42A kako ja mogu da ti pomognem?
08:47Možeš
08:49Dobro
08:50A ti si?
08:52Vido je
08:54Vido je
08:56Tako je
08:59A znamo li se možda mi od nekud
09:02Vido je
09:03Pa možda da, a možda i ne
09:10Dobro
09:12Lepi su ti oni prasići
09:14I vidim
09:16Bobu fala
09:16Punih je obor
09:18Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da
09:20Vrlo dobro
09:21A kakve veze to ima s tom?
09:23Sa mnom
09:24Baš nikad
09:26Pa što si došao onda?
09:28Pa zato što to ima veze sa mojom momčadi
09:32A
09:34Da, da, da, da
09:36A tvoja momčad je?
09:39Jeste je
09:40Eno je
09:41Pored obora
09:44Aha
09:44A koliko momaka broji tvoja momčada?
09:4735 momaka
09:49Sve junak do junaka
09:51Jao
09:52Pa vi ste narodni umetnik
09:54Evo baš ga zakru
09:5835 veliš
10:00Da
10:04Cenim na oruženim
10:09To zuba
10:12Svi imaju brčine
10:18Ako mi postaviš iš jedno glupo pitanje
10:20Počupat ću ti i nožice i ručice
10:22Pa kaži
10:23Vido je prijatelju kako ja ubugi srpski knjez mogu da pomognem tebi i tvoje momčadi
10:26Pa vidi
10:27Ti znaš da je ova zima hladnija nego inače
10:31Jo jeste oca jo jebem ali ja mislim neće to još dugo
10:33A moji momci su se celo leto tukli protiv oni turski dušmana
10:49Pa nam je eto malo zafalilo hrane
10:51Pa vam treba malo mojih prasića ne bili ste se okrepili i dočekali spremni sljedeću sezonu
10:56Jel tako?
10:57Tako je
10:57Pa što ne kažeš dobri moji
11:00Vido je
11:01Vido je
11:02Matka
11:03To nema nikog problema
11:05Svako doba
11:06Inače
11:08Međutim ja sad imam jedan mali problem
11:12Vidiš ja sam Jatak Stanojev
11:14Jeli?
11:16Ti znaš ko je Stanojev?
11:17Ma da
11:18Tako da ti prasići koje si vidio tamo napolju su baš spremljeni za njega i za njegove isto tako izvini
11:23junake
11:23Tako da
11:25Ja nažalost ove godine nisam u situaciji da mogu da pomoram
11:30Nisi u situaciji
11:31Žao mi je ali nisam
11:33Uvek ali eto
11:36Pi je
11:38Žao mi je i meni je žao
11:39Drugi put dobro bići
11:40Mladi smo i biće vremen
11:41Pa dobro
11:42Ništa
11:43Nema ništa
11:44Bar da ti prenesem poruku od mojih momaka
11:46A ja? Poslali su mi poruku?
11:48Da
11:48Kak
11:48Evo ovakvu
11:54Pa što ne kažeš dobri moji Stanojev
11:57Vidoje
11:58Vidoje
11:58Što ne kažeš dobri Vidoje pa izvolite poslužiti se
12:02Jeli
12:02Srpski junaci
12:04Patriotizam iznad svega je li tako boli na kiv
12:08E znao sam da si čovjek
12:10Ljudi kažu da si govno a ja sam znao da si čovjek
12:13Ne
12:13Svaka ti čast
12:14Uvek mi je drago da mogu da pomogu
12:19Eee
12:20Eee
12:21Eee
12:21Eee
12:29Eee
12:30Deco moje
12:31Najbali smo ga i za ovu godinu
12:34Ode sto komada nepotrat
12:37Sto četires četiri gazda
12:40I cveta
12:44Pole
12:47Nesreće dođi ova
12:59Ili to sve gazda?
13:03Neka gazda
13:05Najbolje ću sam da se samo kaznim
13:17Eee
13:19Eee sreću
13:19E kurvo
13:24Opet si me ostavila
13:27Opet si me ostavila
13:28Na drumu istorije
13:30Sama
13:58Sama
14:00Opeti
14:05Opeti
14:06Opeti
14:23Opeti
14:24Račala
14:54Opeti
14:55Opeti
15:24Opeti
15:54Da ti neko možda
16:24U poljoprivredi
16:25150 zlatnika
16:27150 zlatnika
16:28Slušaj stanoje
16:28Slušaj mujane
16:29Ne
16:33Ne
16:34Nemoj mene da radiš na jeftim za jebanciju
16:38Ajde
16:39Grujice mujice
16:40Daj nešto bolje
16:51Jutro
16:54Sinoć
16:56Pojavila su se nekakva ogromna svetla na nebo
16:59I dok smo mi
17:01Teče mi Đorđija
17:02Izašli napolje
17:03Stanoje
17:04Na nebo je bilo neko neko
17:05Neko ogromno lepdeće
17:07Tras
17:07Jaje
17:09Koje
17:10Usisalo sve prasiće
17:12Grokne
17:13Odletalo
17:15Slušaj me
17:18Ljejašce s neba
17:22Ova situacija je dosta neprijatna
17:25I zato ne bih previše da dužim
17:27Nego ću da ti ponudim
17:28Dva moguća rešenja pa ti biraj
17:31Prvo je
17:32Da za dva dana skupiš
17:35170 prasića
17:36Za mene i za moje junake
17:39Ha
17:40A drugo?
17:43Da ovog trenutka povučem okidač i probušim ti nosnu kost
17:49Aha
17:51Pa onda prvo
17:53Vidiš kako se ti ja brzo dogovorimo
17:55Grujice mujice moj
17:57Ne kažem ja za džabe svima da si ti moj omiljeni jatak
18:02Ja tako?
18:03Ja šta?
18:04I treba da mi budeš zahvalan
18:06Ja da ljudi to ne znaju odavno bi te okačili od čengele što šuruješ stvorcima
18:12Znači mujane sve ti jasno
18:14Jasnije ne moš biti i moj stane
18:15Ako ne bude prasića onda
18:19Ja morem
18:20170 komada za dva dana
18:22To nije neka prva noć
18:23Čekaj brej
18:24Stani
18:24Stani
18:26Čekaj
18:26Čekaj
18:28Čekaj
18:28Polako
18:28Polako
18:30Jesmo svake godine radili 100 do 120 komada
18:32Tako?
18:33Evo ja imam sve zapisano
18:35Vas ima
18:36Vas ima 22
18:3638
18:39Ne brem 22
18:41Pa premio sam
18:42Jutro su družinu neke junačine koje su preživjeli jednu malu borbicu
18:47Tako reći brbuljak
18:49Kada smo jutro si iskasapili njihovu grupu koja se muvala po mom terenu
18:52I zamisli molim te bez obrazuka oni su sebe nazivali ajduci
19:01I budi srećan što su sa sobom vukli 140 prasića
19:06Inače bi sad morao da prikupljaš cirke
19:09250 do 300 komada
19:26Ne klonjujte duhom gazda
19:29Možda ja imam rešenje za vas
19:34Evo?
19:34Naime
19:36Ja sam već mesecima pažljivo odvajao samo izuzetne i probrane prasiće kod mog strike u oboru
19:43Za divno čudo nakupi se 170 komada
19:48Onog tvojeg strica iz Vižda jel?
19:50Da baš njegovi
19:51Pa sam ja sad smislio da ja vama pozajmim taj kontingent prasića znate
19:56A vi sljedeće godine kad budete imali Bože zdravlja da mi to vratite i...
20:03A vi znate mog strijku iz Vižda?
20:06E moj čedo
20:08Ja bi sad bio bogatiji za 200 duka da da ovo rest od čoveka bole
20:12Nije naleteo na ganlinu u patrolu kad je terao te tvoje prasiće preko save
20:18A zna... a znači moji prasići oni su...
20:24Kod aganlije čedo
20:26Kod aganlije
20:31Kod aganlije
20:34A strijka?
20:36Strica ti je zakop bole pokazat ću ti štijevu
20:40Gazda propast je naša nemino...
20:44Ne!
20:46A ne!
20:48Ni jedan gruja u istoriji svih gruja nikad se nije predavao bez borbe
20:54Tako će biti i ovaj put
20:57Neće više mene da zajebava neki vidoje stanoje
21:02Staći im u kraj svima
21:05Bole
21:06Sedlaj dorata s mesta
21:28Nezis
21:28Merkano je kad je?
21:31Oooo...e tko še je tko še je tko še?
21:33Good morning.
21:34Good morning.
21:36Sit down.
21:37Sit down.
21:39Where is the meze?
21:42Take a coffee.
21:45How good is your brother?
21:47That's good, my good friend.
21:50I don't know if you have some white people.
21:54Hey, I'm a white guy.
21:56Can I help you?
21:58You know me, my good friend.
22:01I know.
22:02I don't know.
22:02I don't know if you have any white people.
22:10I don't know if you have any white people.
22:11Tell me.
22:12I don't want you to hold on to me.
22:15Do you know my bad friend?
22:20What?
22:21What?
22:24What?
22:25What?
22:27What?
22:37What?
22:51What?
22:52What?
22:53What?
22:56What?
22:56What
22:57What?
22:58What do you think?
23:01What do you think?
23:02What do you think?
23:03What do you think?
23:07Me too, good friend.
23:08Me too.
23:11I'm going to buy all the 170 pounds.
23:14You know me too, good friend.
23:17I'm a poor shop shop.
23:19I'm living with a lot of pounds.
23:22I'm staying with a lot of pounds.
23:23I'm going to buy my wallet
23:24who will help me if I don't want to.
23:27Yes.
23:28I know what your situation is.
23:30I know that you are in a very difficult situation.
23:32I know that you are ready for it.
23:36But I'm thinking...
23:38If I could...
23:39If I could...
23:41If I could give 300 Dukat...
23:44I would...
23:52If I could be...
23:56if I could get the
24:09If you are going to play, you will need to have a role in this game.
24:16On the other hand, I think it is just to be done with you.
24:19I don't like it! I don't like it! I don't like it!
24:23I don't like it! I don't like it! I don't like it!
24:25I think it's the same thing!
24:26I don't like it!
24:28I am not saying anything.
24:30That is not my answer.
24:35I wrote that in terms of curry in the place,
24:36and that would be immediately opened by people.
24:40Marketing, marketing, marketing.
24:42I think that's all.
24:44I think that's all I wanted to do.
24:46I think that's all.
24:46But I think that it's more.
24:48And I think we're working this way.
24:50I think that's all.
24:52Don't matter if you're falling apart.
24:55Then you never been in a business or something.
24:59I've got to hear that.
25:01You never been in a business.
25:03Customer can help you with this business or something.
25:07There is a little hinge in a business,
25:09jardines,
25:10you still haven't been in a business.
25:13Ok.
25:14How about your business?
25:14Ah, i would like to eat it.
25:18Heimo...
25:19...i...he...he, hm.
25:20He's a new house.
25:21So, you're sitting here!
25:26He'll bring him!
25:28He's a new house.
25:30It's a new house!
25:31That is what I do.
25:35I know that I'm not going to die.
25:35I'm going to die.
25:38I'm going to die.
25:40I'm not ahh.
25:42There is no more.
25:43I can't even see you.
25:43I'm going to come to...
25:43I don't know what I'm doing.
25:45I'm going to give you a boost.
25:45You don't know, I'm not going to give you a boost.
25:54I know.
26:02You're the one.
26:03You're the one.
26:04I'm going to get to the store to buy a place.
26:09Who's the one?
26:10I'm the one.
26:11I'm the one.
26:12I'm the one.
26:13I'm the one.
26:16Who's the one?
26:24I'm the one.
26:28I'm the one.
26:28What are you doing?
26:29Yes, love you.
26:38What do you do, son?
26:41What do you do?
26:43Go get it!
26:44Watch it!
26:47Watch it!
26:48Why?
26:50Why?
26:51Go on, go on!
26:55What the fuck?
26:57What the fuck?
27:01What the fuck?
27:01Yo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-i!
27:09Baby!
27:17Occasionally!
27:21I'll solve some problems, and I'll do it all tomorrow.
27:25I don't want to laugh at myself, but I think that I'm a genius.
27:29Of course, when you think about something...
27:34You can't do it tomorrow.
27:39I'm sorry when you say something.
27:41What are you thinking about?
27:46Please, please.
27:49I've dumped the pot for the pot.
27:52For our pot?
27:56For our pot?
28:00Genial!
28:03Just...
28:05How did you do it?
28:07A Ganlija will get the pot who will take the pot from this idiot.
28:11I'll give him the pot.
28:11I'll give him the pot for the pot.
28:14So I'll give him back his...
28:18Good.
28:19Our 170.
28:22And I'll solve the pot.
28:25I'll tell him the pot.
28:27I'll tell him that he died in...
28:28...the fight against Manlija.
28:30Here.
28:31Here.
28:32Call him from your job, and I'll give you a song.
28:35I've already seen a song.
28:37The beginning?
28:39The beginning?
28:39For example.
28:41The dear God.
28:42The wonder of the big one.
28:44When they're empty.
28:46Let's go.
28:50Let's go.
28:51I'll leave my son again.
28:55I hope I'll think about something from him.
29:02Let's go.
29:03Where are you, Grujane?
29:05Stanoje.
29:06The old house.
29:09There's no evil things.
29:12Or it'll be...
29:15There's no need to go anywhere.
29:19There are frogs.
29:21I've got to get to Alex's house so you don't want to get out of it.
29:24My stanoj.
29:26My man, you're better than what I thought.
29:29I'm not sure if you're there.
29:30Over 30...
29:32170...
29:33Wait, wait, stanoj.
29:38Every time.
29:39I'm glad you're there.
29:42But be careful.
29:43If there's no number,
29:45I'll go back
29:46and with your hands I'll get you...
29:49GRRRRRR!
29:51I don't have to!
29:53There's no need for bumi,
29:56krstanoj.
29:57There's no need for duzu, Brasići.
29:59Just go ahead and you'll see that you'll be waiting for a really nice work.
30:12GRRRRRR!
30:12Zdravo!
30:13Dobri moj stanoje!
30:18Bole!
30:19Idi vidi je li odmah kokoliko.
30:26Njerno gazna zamače za šumicu.
30:28Odlično.
30:29Chedo!
30:29Chedo!
30:31Idi, prati ga javi što se dešava.
30:33Razumem.
30:40Eh!
30:41Dobri moj bole.
30:43Ne ostaje nam ništa drugo,
30:45nego da sednemo,
30:46dignemo sve četiri u vis
30:48i čekamo dobre vesti.
30:50A im se ne plašajte gazna?
30:52Čega budalo?
30:53Pa da bi stanoje nekako mogo da se
30:56isplete iz te vaše mreže što pletete oko njega.
30:59Ne baljezgaj.
31:01Sićo.
31:02Ta mreža je tako gusto ispletena
31:04da iz njene bi mogo da se isčupani rak potočar.
31:06Ma znam nego mislio sam
31:08ako bi nekako ih pak uspeo
31:10morali biste da se pričuvate
31:12zbog
31:13ti disajnih problema.
31:15Sikter more!
31:17Ebulazni!
31:19Rekao sam kućuna da povedem par buljuka lojske.
31:25Bojim se gazna da par buljuka neće biti dovoljno.
31:31Zataj!
31:33Zataj!
31:34Zataj!
31:35Zataj!
31:35Zataj!
31:35Zatajno je!
31:36Gotovo.
31:37Pobio sve Turke
31:38i sad pretio sad to.
31:55Perpere
32:10I think that's the hardest thing.
32:11Can't do it!
32:12But it's only for anyone who has paid the place.
32:15And then I know.
32:16Let's see, let's see.
32:18Everything will be paid for it.
32:18Let's go.
32:24The turcs hit the stone,
32:28the stone,
32:29the stone,
32:30the stone,
32:30the stone,
32:31the stone,
32:31the stone,
32:32the stone,
32:33the stone,
32:37Mr. Staniye, te zglujo moro na sebi
32:42Yeah!
32:55Yo!
33:03C'est me, grouillard!
33:07C'est me, grouillard!
33:09Yeah!
33:16Yeah!
33:26Yo!
33:31Yo!
33:36Yo!
33:38Yo!
33:38Yo!
33:40Yo!
33:40Yo!
33:40Yo!
33:40Yo!
33:40Yo!
33:41Yo!
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