00:01Spoiler alert! If you haven't played Resident Evil 9 Requiem yet, watching this video is
00:07a death wish. Proceed at your own risk.
00:12Hello gamers, we have all seen the ending of Resident Evil 9 by now. But what if the
00:18ending was a little more creative? Let's dive into the madness.
00:27The scene opens with a classic soap opera moment. Our heroine rushes towards a sickly
00:33looking Leon Kennedy and screams. Babe, what happened? I told you too much hand-to-hand solo
00:40practice and lack of lubrication would lead to a medical emergency. You have probably caught
00:45something nasty. Penis rings, tension rings or cock rings are a form of treatment for erectile
00:52dysfunction. Leon, visibly annoyed, snaps back in a harsh manly voice. Shut it lady, it's
01:00because of your hygiene issues that my pistol is jammed. Go clean your own septic tank before
01:06start blaming me. Oh? Shut up! Embarrassed and itching, the heroine decides to drag Leon to a specialist.
01:16They find a doctor who is chain-smoking and packing up his office, looking like he has
01:22just finished a 24-hour shift in a horror movie. The doctor looks at the girl with the creepy
01:29gaze of B-movie villain, clearly plotting something devious. He gives her an ultimatum. Either you join me for some
01:38intensive private cardio or your boyfriend gets deleted from the server.
01:43Don't do it. Afterwards, a who wants to be a millionaire style screen pops up with two buttons. Yes and
01:51no.
01:52Since you guys never subscribe, I had to put a subscribe button in there too. Just do it.
01:59Stupid, I'm not gonna let you get the chain. Our committed but unfaithful girlfriend hits yes.
02:05Choosing a private workout session with the dog to stay fit.
02:11As soon as she clicks, a massive level 7 earthquake hits.
02:20The doctor's clinic starts collapsing like a house of cards. The creepy dog tries to grab her,
02:26but Leon pulls a pro gamer move and buries him and acts right in the doctor's backside. Instant hemorrhoids.
02:36Butt pain. Maybe it's a hemorrhoid.
02:39Leon pushes her towards a broken staircase, telling her to run.
02:44He strikes a dramatic titanic pose and prepares to sacrifice himself.
02:57Then comes the boss fight. The doctor, who is apparently a tank,
03:02absolutely destroys a weak and sickly Leon.
03:22He pulls out a long pointed dark weapon and
03:26uh, uh..
03:35Suck it.
03:36Well, let's just say Leon's health bar hits zero in a very messy way.
03:45Try again. Fail again. Fail better.
03:54Back to the menu. This time she hits NO. Suddenly a giant mechanical rod even bigger than the
04:06doctors emerges from a machine. The heroine is part terrified part impressed. They realize
04:16the rod is actually a dispenser for mega suppositories that the doc uses for
04:22treatment. Then the girl tells Leon. Babe this is it take one for the team literally
04:30use the back door. Leon tired of being the universe's punching bag tries to
04:37administer the meds but the doc intervenes. In the struggle the doc
04:42injects himself in the neck instead of the rear.
04:51The doctor suddenly gets a massive stomach cramp.
05:07He's about to explode. He tries to grab the girl but Leon tackles him.
05:15Just as things get heated the actual head doctor walks in. Turns out the guy they
05:21were fighting was just a rogue intern. The real boss starts beating the intern for
05:26ruining the clinic's Yelp rating.
05:34The intern fueled by corporate rage demands a raise or he will leak the
05:40hospital secret.
05:45The head doctor responds by using a hidden blade to separate the intern's head from
05:50his body. Blood or forbidden cherry juice. Sprays everywhere.
06:06The doctor then undergoes a political transformation. Turning into a literal monster which looks
06:12surprisingly like a corrupt politician. Leon manages to snack a performance enhancing pill
06:19that suddenly his little snake turns into a giant anaconda. Even his calloused hands
06:26from all that solo practice are miraculously healed.
06:40finally Leon starts sniping the doctor's weak spots which look like giant glowing boils on his arms legs and
06:49everywhere else.
07:05One by one he pops them like bubble wrap.
07:11Finally Leon pops the biggest balls.
07:13Uh, I mean boils of all.
07:33With the boss defeated, Leon returns to his girlfriend. Anaconda in Tau, the lights go out, the mood is set
07:40and they decide to get started on some future family
07:43planning projects, right there in the wreckage.
07:52So, if you enjoyed this weird re-imagination of Resident Evil 9, hit that like and subscribe button.
07:59If you don't, I'm sending you to this doctor's clinic for your next checkup. Thank you.
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