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00:01Sickiest is waiting for the Chatsworth Express.
00:05Oi!
00:05Could we watch Pikeys making a mess of the lives they were given by him upstairs?
00:11And kids there convinced aren't actually theirs.
00:15Wicked!
00:16It's what sounds on earth could ever replace.
00:20Kids need your money or wives in your face.
00:23Cos this people reckon, and me included, is why pubs and drugs were kindly invented.
00:30To calm us all down and stop us going mental.
00:33These are Chatsworth Estate.
00:36Basic. Essentials.
00:38We are worth every penny for grinding your axes.
00:44Well you sit on our head, but you pay the taxes.
00:49Imagine the Britain without Chatsworth Buccaneers.
00:53Who've come on your face for the price of a beer.
00:56Hey!
00:56Make Poverty History Cheaper Drugs Now!
01:02Make Poverty History Cheaper Drugs Now!
01:06He he he he!
01:07Scatter!
01:09Bye!
01:18Now, I'm not one given to quoting Scousers unless absolutely necessary.
01:23But Asilla Black once said, before she became a cross between a pimp and a cheerleader on blind date.
01:28Come on, it'll be fine.
01:29What's it all about?
01:31There I go.
01:32Alfie!
01:34They don't speak Latin, they speak Spanish.
01:36No, really?
01:39Scurrying around trying to suss it all out.
01:42Truth.
01:43Love.
01:45Family.
01:47Oi!
01:47Dickhead!
01:50Makes my head hurt.
01:54But in life, you have to play the cards you dealt.
01:58Even if the cards are shite.
02:00That was a metaphor.
02:01Obviously.
02:03The Greatest Skip with Steve McQueen and James Gardner.
02:07Ugh!
02:07If you was a fine looking man.
02:08Charlie Bronson, you can't beat it.
02:09I like the Rockford files.
02:10That's not a war movie.
02:12About Platoon.
02:13Ambergrill.
02:13Full metal jacket.
02:14The cattle are glowing.
02:16The cattle are not fucking glowing.
02:18What?
02:18The cattle, they're not glowing.
02:19They're lowing.
02:20What's lowing?
02:21It's the sound the cattle made.
02:22Play your cards.
02:23You're one to talk.
02:24You thought it was our father who art in heaven.
02:26Howard be thy name.
02:27So you were fifteen.
02:28Don't say moo.
02:29You're wearing the bible.
02:30You're loving the bible.
02:32What?
02:33Anyway, most of the great escape is lifted.
02:36It's a true story.
02:37And what are you?
02:37The movie police?
02:38I can like any film I want.
02:39You're just in a bad mood because you've got the scabby queen.
02:41No I don't.
02:42I might be bluffing.
02:46Go for the one on the left son.
02:48You're safe with that.
02:51Go away.
02:52For fuck's sake.
02:54Fuck off.
02:55Cheers.
02:55Cheers.
03:01Sorry, can't hold it in.
03:03Oh, charming.
03:08Smile.
03:09Oh, quit it.
03:14Bastard.
03:15Jesus Christ.
03:20Oh my God, what's happened to her?
03:23Can you tell me your name?
03:26I called for an ambulance.
03:29And I peed on her.
03:31Oh wait, no.
03:32Let me.
03:34Ambulance, please.
03:36Yeah, I'm on Quarrier's Lane, Chatsworth.
03:40There's a girl late teens Asian.
03:43Looks to have been assaulted.
03:44I'm a police officer.
03:46Hello?
03:48Battery's dead.
03:49I'll wait with you.
03:50No, you can't.
03:51You know that.
03:52Can you hear me?
03:55Devs!
03:56I know.
03:56Just call me.
04:00Oh, jeez.
04:22There's no more milk.
04:25It's been a week.
04:26You can't just not talk to me forever.
04:28We live in the same house, for God's sake.
04:31I'm sorry I'm going out with the bloke you fancy.
04:34I don't fancy him.
04:35Didn't have you down as the jealous type.
04:37Jealous?
04:38Of you and pedo plod.
04:40You can make me fucking laugh.
04:41What's going on?
04:43Nothing.
04:44Time of the month.
04:45What?
04:45Both of you?
04:48Sisters, sisters, never were they such devoted sisters.
04:53Lord, help the mister, that comes between me and my sister.
05:00Oh, I love that.
05:02We're not sisters.
05:14Ugh.
05:16Shop, shop, shop, shop, shop, shop, shop, shop, shop, shop, shop!
05:29Morning, Norm.
05:30Hi.
05:32Overdo it a bit last night, Norma.
05:33Tastes like a camel to shut in me mouth.
05:35Is that why you've got the hump?
05:37I made a joke!
05:39Right. Hilarious.
05:41I think I've got a bug working on us.
05:43Didn't seem to have dented your fashion sense, though.
05:46Oh, nice.
05:47Can I borrow him?
05:49Ain't none of yous about being pissed, eh?
05:57Good morning, Dad.
05:58Not if you've been sleeping in a fucking wheelbarrow all night, it's not.
06:03Oh.
06:14Did you give a description?
06:16Well, nothing comprehensible while I was around.
06:19By the time I gave my statement, she was in with the doctors.
06:23Definitely right.
06:25Yeah.
06:26I reckon she might have had her drink spiked.
06:28Poor girl.
06:29I know, it's horrible.
06:31Anyway, our officers are in with her again now.
06:33Listen, I think Mum might know about us.
06:36How?
06:36I'm not sure.
06:37She was singing a song about sisters.
06:39I'm surprised it's taken them this long, to be honest.
06:42Anyway, look, gotta go.
06:44Speak to you later.
06:44Okay.
06:52Thanks a lot.
06:53See you next week.
07:00Hey!
07:01You can't just barge in!
07:05You're back!
07:08Evidently.
07:10When?
07:11A few days ago.
07:13Lillian kept me room open.
07:15Believe it or not, I've developed an affection for this shithole.
07:19Sorry, love.
07:20It just barged in like gangbusters.
07:22It's alright, Lillian.
07:23You were just leaving.
07:25I can handle myself, you know.
07:31Do you plan to tell me?
07:33Why would I?
07:34Us?
07:34There is no us, Shane.
07:36For fuck's sake, how many times do I need to say it?
07:38And that's it?
07:41You're a cold-hearted bitch.
07:44Wait.
07:56This belongs to your dad.
07:58Every sovereign's heir.
07:59Tell him I decided not to take him up on his offer.
08:14There you go.
08:15Working bunch for the goods of Madison.
08:17Ah, cheers.
08:19I'm knackered.
08:20Didn't get in till gone far.
08:22Any more info?
08:23They wouldn't tell me anything.
08:24It's a bit weird, isn't it?
08:25Could have thought you were their blue-eyed boy, doing a shift off duty like that.
08:29I mean, professional courtesy.
08:31Anyway, you did a good thing.
08:31Get that down your neck.
08:32Yeah.
08:32Tell Matt Leary.
08:37You're under arrest on suspicion of rape and grievous bodily harm.
08:42You don't have to say anything, but it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned
08:46something which you later rely on in court.
08:49I'm sorry, pal.
08:53It's ridiculous. I was helping her.
08:55We know that, but the rape kit shows that whoever did this, she used a condom.
08:58So there's no semen samples to clear you.
09:00And she identified you.
09:01She was drugged and barely conscious.
09:03Mine was just the first face she saw.
09:05Where'd you get them scratches on your neck?
09:07None of your business.
09:08Do you think I did this?
09:09Don't be stupid.
09:11Of course not.
09:12But it would help if you started giving some answers like,
09:13what were you doing out there at that time of night?
09:15I was getting some fresh air.
09:18I've done nothing wrong.
09:22I'm sure you don't want a lawyer present, Constable.
09:24I don't need one.
09:33It says he's fucking right if he's done it.
09:35I don't know that now.
09:42What?
09:46Your, erm...
09:47Your boyfriend's been arrested.
09:49For rape.
09:51What?
09:51Asian girl.
09:52Down Quarry Lane last night.
09:54I know where she...
09:55How do you all...
09:59You told him.
10:00Your mum overheard us arguing in here last week.
10:03I never said a word.
10:04She didn't.
10:05And I think I've done really well keeping quiet about it,
10:07considering how tense it's been between you two.
10:10He didn't do anything.
10:11It's all over the estate, Debs.
10:12I was with him all night.
10:14We were together when we found her.
10:25If I was of a particularly paranoid disposition,
10:28this would bother me.
10:30You turfing me out?
10:32No.
10:33You want me doll money?
10:34No.
10:35Happy days.
10:40So...
10:41What are you gonna do?
10:44I need to see him.
10:46I'll just...
10:46I'll tell them that I was with him.
10:48Debs.
10:51Are you sleeping with him?
10:55You gonna get him off a rape charge
10:57by telling them he was busy sleeping with an underage girl at the time?
11:03Are you happy now?
11:08She's shagging him.
11:29She's shagging him.
11:30Ah, you slut.
11:36Oi, Fiona Bruce.
11:39When I asked you to stash those dodgy M.O.T. certificates in the toilet system,
11:43you did seal the bag properly, didn't you?
11:46Yeah, I think so.
11:47You think so?!
11:51It's usually much later in the day before I start wondering what I did to deserve you.
12:03How are you?
12:04Just a glass of water.
12:06Thanks.
12:09Who was I drinking with last night?
12:11Anyone who'd of you?
12:13Apparently.
12:24What was the occasion?
12:26There wasn't one.
12:28I just came in for a quiet half hour to read the paper.
12:31Kind of got out of hand.
12:33No-one in particular then.
12:36Something wrong?
12:42I woke up wearing somebody else's trousers.
12:46No pants.
12:48I've got no memory.
12:53How much the false M.O.T. certificates retail at?
12:56Enough to make it worth my while flogging him.
12:58Enough to make it a complete fucking embarrassment when I meet big Desi Sanderson.
13:03I'll work it off.
13:04I'll work it off.
13:04I'll work it off.
13:05It's only money, Dad.
13:10Why would you give Kelly nigh on three grand?
13:13Not here, Shane, and not today.
13:14I've had enough for today.
13:16She says she's rejected it off her.
13:18What off her?
13:20So the torch's back in town, is she?
13:23She's got balls, I'll give her that.
13:28I gave her a stipend to ease her path out of here.
13:32I'll get away from you.
13:34Call her paternal concern.
13:36Who the fuck do you think you are?
13:40You'd better get that tone out of your voice quick style, Sonny.
13:47You're a bully.
13:48And a cunt.
13:51That's unacceptable.
13:53Dad.
13:54Dad!
13:57Mind your business.
14:01Think you're big enough to take a pop of the old fella, huh?
14:08You owe her an apology.
14:17Dad, that's enough!
14:18No, it is not.
14:19Unless you're chasing sites.
14:23Stay out of it, Jamie.
14:25Got anything, Dad?
14:27Don't hurt my brother.
14:28Don't hurt my brother.
14:31It's in his hands.
14:44Leave it.
14:45Fuck them.
14:45I'm ringing your mum.
14:55And what would baby lie today?
14:56Left or right?
14:58Right one.
15:00Get out of my fucking way!
15:04Mill!
15:05What's going on?
15:06Paddy McGuire's knocking ten bells out his lad.
15:08Shit!
15:11What about baby's lunch?
15:13Go Tesco's.
15:14My rested country.
15:20Stay down.
15:22You'll kill me.
15:26He's gonna laugh, though.
15:30Ah!
15:32Stay down.
15:36He'll kill you.
15:39He's gonna laugh, though.
15:40Patrick!
15:44Oh, my God.
15:47Fuck's sake, Dad!
15:58What are you fucking looking at?
16:05He started it.
16:10Jesus, Shane!
16:14You bastards!
16:25How many's that?
16:26Fourteen.
16:28They say romance is dead.
16:31He didn't do this, you know.
16:33Of course he didn't.
16:35But why is he being so evasive?
16:38His alibi's a load of rubbish.
16:39Scratches on his neck.
16:40I don't know.
16:42We're his mates.
16:53How is he?
16:54At the hospital with Callie.
16:55Are you keeping him in?
16:56I don't know.
16:58What you up to?
17:00Just trying to get my head round it.
17:02Shane?
17:04Debbie.
17:06You can't be mad at her.
17:08I'm not mad.
17:09Well, what was all that about this morning?
17:11The arguing?
17:13It's like she wants me to be her best mate about it or something.
17:16Hardly likely, is it?
17:17She could probably use her best mate right now.
17:20It's really humiliating, Ian.
17:23That's not Debbie's fault.
17:25Never said it was.
17:27My life's sadly a Mills and Boone romance though, is it?
17:30Try being queer in the land that time forgot.
17:33You know how can it be?
17:34All I want's a decent shot, a decent bloke.
17:37Me and all.
17:39Shit.
17:41Jesus Christ, what a perp.
17:43Oh, ha ha fucking ha.
17:46At least I'm not stood there with bromide in me brew withering on the vine.
17:50We weren't laughing at you.
17:51Oh, weren't you?
17:53Well, it's always best to get your blows in first.
17:56And who's withering on the vine?
17:57Evidence to suggest otherwise.
18:09Fucking hell, Urshela.
18:12And, I swallow.
18:14Why are you taking olive oil in school?
18:16Home eccy.
18:17Has it's other uses of course.
18:19Later.
18:23Honestly, Urshela.
18:24This has never happened before.
18:26I fancy you like fuck.
18:27Tell that to your cock.
18:28I get hard-ons all the time.
18:29You can hang a wet towel off it.
18:30Dry face cloth would be a start.
18:36Wake up you fucking idiots.
18:50Corrie's on.
18:51Let yourself out.
19:07That's all I've got.
19:08We agreed on 80.
19:10I've got customers waiting for their M.O.T.
19:12You'll get the rest of the end of the week.
19:14You'll get the rest of the end of the week.
19:14And a 20% discount on the order.
19:20How's your boy?
19:23Wiser, I'm hoping.
19:25Not that it's any of your affair.
19:29Your missus must be fizzing.
19:30Wouldn't know.
19:32Haven't spoken to her.
19:33I had to slap my leg down once.
19:35Mouthy little cunt.
19:37Walks for a permanent limp now.
19:39Mouth hanging down to one side.
19:44Let's leave the chit-chat to Oprah, shall we?
19:48Always a pleasure.
19:50And there'll be 25% discount, Paddy.
20:00You know what your dad's like?
20:02He'll be really gutted about this.
20:04Feeling awful, but he won't back down.
20:07Finding it hard to consider his feelings right now.
20:10It's how he's wired, you know that.
20:12That's not good enough, ma'am.
20:13How he's wired doesn't wash.
20:15The whole family's tiptoed round us need to be a big man for years.
20:19So it shouldn't come as any surprise then, should it?
20:22Maybe we have tiptoed round him,
20:24but everything he does, he does for this family.
20:28Including wasting our Shane's face.
20:30Could only be an improvement though, couldn't it, battering Shane's face?
20:35Oh, shut up!
20:37It's what I do, innit?
20:39You know, lighten the load when everything gets dead serious.
20:46So what now?
20:47You know he'll never apologise.
20:49I don't know, ma'am.
20:51He's crossed a line.
20:57Do you want a blowjob?
20:59I think these stitches in me cock might burst, you know.
21:04It still feels like there's a little shard of glass stuck in it or something.
21:20What are you so happy about?
21:22You lied to me.
21:24No, I didn't.
21:26Yeah, you did.
21:26No.
21:27You said you came back because you had an affection for Tatsworth.
21:31You don't.
21:33And how the fuck would you know?
21:37You came back because she loved me.
21:41Is that a fuck?
21:43I think you take one too many vangs to the head.
21:45It's alright.
21:46You don't have to say it.
21:48Knowing it's enough.
21:50But I don't know what fucking drugs they gave you.
21:53But we can send some my way any time.
22:01Okay.
22:03How could anyone develop an affection for this place?
22:06Makes Basra seem like butlings in high season.
22:10It's not so bad.
22:18Just go to the station. You don't have to know everything.
22:23The hotel room's on my credit card.
22:27They'll put two and two together.
22:30What's the worst that can happen?
22:32I won't have you testify.
22:34They'll keep your name under the papers but everyone around here will know.
22:37Your school.
22:38I don't care who knows.
22:39I do. Shit sticks.
22:42Now you won't be Debbie anymore.
22:44You'll...
22:45You'll be the girl that was seduced by that creepy copper.
22:49You're not creepy.
22:54Look, I can take whatever consequences come my way.
22:57But I'm not having a shadow cast over your life.
23:08The ID won't stand up in court because of the ketamine in her system.
23:12Forensics on you will be minimal.
23:13There'll be some.
23:14From when you put her in the recovery position.
23:17Couple of hairs on her clothes maybe but not enough to convict.
23:19Girl put up quite a fight by all accounts.
23:21What if there's more than just a couple of hairs?
23:23What if my DNA's all over her?
23:25How could it be?
23:29The 999 call was dialed from pay as you go.
23:32No contract so it's untraceable.
23:34Whose phone was it?
23:35No one's.
23:36You're not helping yourself. Will you stop lying to us?
23:38I'm not lying.
23:39Take it easy Carrie.
23:40Who are you with?
23:41None of your business.
23:41Who were you with?
23:42My girlfriend.
23:44Then get her to vouch for you.
23:45I can't.
23:45You can't.
23:46No.
23:47I just... I can't.
23:48Stop lying to us!
23:50It's Debbie Gallagher.
23:52Alright?
23:54It's Debbie Gallagher.
23:55But she's...
23:57Underage.
23:58Yeah, that's why I can't tell.
23:59My choices are between going to jail and going to jail.
24:35Don't know why I bother. Half these boxes are fucking empty.
24:40They've all gone digital anyway.
24:43MP3s, iPods, what not.
24:47Couldn't sleep.
24:49It's a very quiet house.
24:52They didn't come home?
24:54No, I asked them but...
25:00I didn't ask for it Mimi.
25:02The boy gave me no option.
25:03I know.
25:07This family means everything to me.
25:11I know that.
25:12But you've got a reputation to protect.
25:15I understand.
25:17But?
25:20No but.
25:21You're my fella, Patrick.
25:45Jesus!
25:46Norma!
25:47I need a word.
25:48Do these belong to you?
25:52Unless I've got multiple personalities and one of them's an American tourist.
25:56Seen anybody in the jockey wearing them?
25:58I think I'd remember.
26:01Can I go now?
26:02Do you want me to inspect the rest of your wardrobe?
26:10They're not from my wardrobe!
26:18So what do you think that happened?
26:20When?
26:21Yesterday when you gave me Dad's money.
26:26Not that.
26:27You knew there'd be trouble.
26:29Yeah.
26:29But for me, not you.
26:31I thought you might come round and break my legs.
26:34Then at least we could get on with it.
26:38Get on with what?
26:41If you want me to sell that soppy shite, you'll have a long wait, Shane McGuire.
26:44I don't.
26:45Sorry.
26:47But I will take that blowjob now.
26:49If it's still on offer.
26:51You first.
26:53Uh-uh-uh-uh.
26:54So?
26:55Suffer for your heart?
27:08Get in.
27:24All right, Carl?
27:25Yeah, sweet.
27:31What's the fucking matter with you?
27:34Wake up!
27:37This ever happen to you?
27:38Nah, mate.
27:39Quite the opposite.
27:40I get a fucking flagpole at the most inappropriate moments.
27:44You're a fit young lad, though, so chances are it's not physical.
27:48Meaning what?
27:49Well, meaning most...
27:51...importancy has an underlying psychological cause.
27:54What, too young to have psychological problems?
27:56Well, your nod don't think so.
27:58Well, what's changed?
27:59Nothing.
28:00Well, something to put you off schoolies.
28:09How do you know all this stuff?
28:11I read a lot about cocks.
28:14I'm fannies.
28:15Cox, I'm fannies.
28:16I'm heading out.
28:17I need to lock up.
28:18Just give us a minute, mate.
28:19A bit like I did, you know.
28:29What are you thinking?
28:30You're the police officer.
28:31And I've known you since you were a little kid.
28:34I like the pair of you, but...
28:35I suppose it was her who put them scratches on your neck.
28:37Bit of a tiger, are we?
28:38Stop!
28:39She'll have to come forward.
28:40No!
28:40She won't.
28:41Look, she might not have to.
28:42There's no witnesses and forensics won't have enough.
28:45I wouldn't be so sure about that.
28:49I pissed on her.
28:50What?
28:51I pissed on her.
28:53It's how we found her.
28:54I went for a leak in the bushes and...
28:57My DNA is going to be all over her.
28:59You pissed on a rape victim?
29:02Well, it's not like I meant it.
29:03I don't think that's going to go down very well in court, do you?
29:05She has to make a statement.
29:07No!
29:08You're prepared to let me swing for this, are you?
29:10Lolita.
29:10No.
29:11Of course not.
29:12I wanted to go straight to the CID.
29:14Snare yourself a copper between double history and PE, did you?
29:16Harry.
29:16Your little mini micro and your big doe eyes.
29:18That's enough.
29:20Who the hell are you to talk to her like that?
29:22Neither of you got secrets.
29:24What's the name on your birth certificate, Carrie?
29:26How's your driving now?
29:27You're actually wearing your contacts.
29:30See, this is what I'm talking about.
29:33People will judge you, right or wrong.
29:44It's just so complicated.
29:47Well, you're an adult now, Debs, and this is what it's like.
29:52Have you told Dad yet?
29:53No.
29:54And I'm not sure you should either.
29:56I can't have everyone else knowing and him not.
29:59It'll be different for him, Debbie Love, cos you're his little princess.
30:05And, well, he might not take it so well.
30:13To tell you the truth, I've been looking forward to this.
30:17You know, to this stage where we're not just mother and daughter but, you know,
30:23we're like mates and, well, we can talk about stuff.
30:28I suppose.
30:32So, does it bother you, you know, your boyfriend liking young girls?
30:38What?
30:40No.
30:41Well, I mean, that girl you found, she was only just 16.
30:45He never touched her.
30:46Well, that's not what the police think.
30:48I was with him.
30:52I'm only concerned because I love ya!
30:58Stop your little cow.
31:05You know when you go into a supermarket on Christmas Eve late and there's only one scrawny turkey left on
31:10the shelf that nobody wants?
31:12Yeah.
31:14Well, that's us, innit?
31:18How'd it get to fucking this?
31:20I don't understand.
31:22I'm a big ride.
31:31I'm lost, Ian.
31:35I know.
31:37Me and all.
31:38I mean, what fucking use am I to Katie like this?
31:41That's the problem.
31:42It's not just about Katie.
31:47It's about you as well.
31:49You need to get on with your own life.
31:51And not take my frustrations out on 15-year-olds who think they're in love.
31:56Maybe she is.
32:02Shit, mate.
32:04No, you're not.
32:06You're brilliant.
32:19I don't believe you.
32:20I've got collections to make.
32:22The fact that I fell out with him doesn't mean business stops.
32:25And how you gonna make collections like that?
32:27I'm a Maguire.
32:38Yeah.
32:42Wait, wait.
32:43Ah, my hair's caught.
32:44You are...
32:45Sorry.
32:46Oh!
32:52This is hopeless.
32:54You're not giving up, are you?
32:55You've got a stiffy.
32:57I'm 19 years old.
32:59I get an arden in a mild breeze.
33:03It's a bunch.
33:03It was a stupid idea, anyway.
33:06I'm gay.
33:07Fucking a girl.
33:07He's one of my best mates.
33:08It's not gonna solve anything.
33:10He wouldn't do any harm.
33:11Do you really want a puff or a boyfriend?
33:13Anything that doesn't require patches to operate, it'd be an improvement.
33:17Get back on your arse, you miserable cow.
33:20A boyfriend with certain horse-like qualities wouldn't go amiss.
33:27I'll do you a deal.
33:28If neither of us have settled down by the time we farty, I'll marry you.
33:3435.
33:35Done.
33:48So what's the plan?
33:51Gonna batter me or fuck me?
33:57I'm not into that Greek tragedy shit.
34:07We had a deal.
34:08No.
34:09You had a deal.
34:10My thoughts on the matter weren't considered.
34:13You've caused a rift in my family.
34:16Weren't my fists beating down on my own son yesterday?
34:19You put him up to it.
34:20Gave him the money.
34:22I didn't want kneecapped as soon as you found out I was back.
34:24Could have given it to me direct. Try again.
34:30He loves me.
34:31And you?
34:34I'm not into all that silent treatment either.
34:37Do you love my son?
34:39Yes.
34:41So you deliberately provoked this?
34:44I did provoke it. You did.
34:47When you threw a pile of cash at me and told me to leave.
34:51So it'll be my fault then.
35:00I've got a wife who's back at home who's ready to stand by me.
35:04Despite the fact that her heart's breaking.
35:07Those kids are our life.
35:12I can't be seen to back down from a confrontation like that.
35:17Do you know what that would mean to business?
35:20And what Shane?
35:22Collateral damage.
35:30You fuck with him I'll kill you.
35:51You barred Paddy?
35:52Don't be silly.
35:54Down and out now are you?
35:55No.
35:56That's enough Dad.
35:56What is this?
35:57Have a go at your darwick?
35:59People are here for a peaceful drink that's all.
36:02I'm not here to cause trouble.
36:04I'm here to apologise.
36:06Yeah well Kelly's not here is she?
36:07I've already paid her a visit.
36:09She says it's you I should be apologising to.
36:13I'm asking your forgiveness.
36:19Please son.
36:22I know sight.
36:24It's breaking your mother's heart.
36:28And mine.
36:36Get up Dad for fuck's sake.
36:43I'm inviting you and Kelly.
36:44In fact all of you's.
36:45Round for a meal.
36:46Tomorrow night.
36:47Family occasion.
36:48I've got plans.
36:50Three Line Whip.
36:50Look it up.
36:51You'll be there.
36:56Alright.
36:58Well off you pop and ask her.
37:00See if she can get the night off work.
37:06That was Big Eve had it.
37:15Everybody.
37:16On the floor.
37:32I expect you to acknowledge me in the street.
37:35If you pass me you'll say good morning or good afternoon or good evening Mr Maguire.
37:39Or Paddy if we're better acquainted.
37:42Understood?
37:43Yes Mr Maguire.
37:44And if you're a purchaser of controlled substances you will go right on purchasing as before.
37:50And I will continue to provide the same high quality of customer service that I always have.
37:54Do I make myself clear?
37:56Yes Mr Maguire.
37:57It's not loaded.
37:58Get up you tit.
38:01Right.
38:03Family meal.
38:04Tomorrow night.
38:06I'm cooking.
38:06loves you.
38:08Great.
38:14I'm cooking.
38:18Oops.
38:32Hiya.
38:34Given them a wash, have you?
38:35You?
38:36Who do you think it was, you dafty?
38:40But, I mean, how did...
38:43You and me, we didn't...
38:44Don't be soft.
38:45Don't you remember?
38:46You came round to mine, demanding one of the girls service you.
38:49You said you were a woman with needs.
38:52But none of my girls are that way inclined, love.
38:54How did I?
38:56Well, you wouldn't take note for an answer, would you?
38:58Strip right off.
38:59You said, I'm a woman, hear me roar.
39:02WHOO!
39:05When you passed out, I couldn't get your jeans back on you.
39:08These weren't next best thing.
39:10So I'll dress you through a bucket of water at you.
39:13Shove you through the door.
39:15I don't know what to say, Lillian. I'm so sorry.
39:18No, it were a laugh.
39:20One of the girls got it on camera.
39:23Snatch a book.
39:24One of them websites.
39:34Can I talk to you?
39:41You need to stop seeing this bloke.
39:43Why?
39:44It's not right.
39:45It's a bit hypocritical coming from you.
39:47I don't mean morally.
39:50I mean...
39:51Ursula Green wanted to give me a blow job.
39:53And I couldn't.
39:55Why not?
39:55I just couldn't.
39:57I was trying to work out our cunt and...
40:00Ursula's in your year at school.
40:02So?
40:03So if you're shagging, it'll make you the same as them.
40:06And I can't shag them because they'll be the same as you.
40:09You're not making any sense.
40:11You're not like them.
40:12You shouldn't be like that.
40:14All the lads talk about them, compare notes, who's got tongue rings and stuff.
40:19You're better than that.
40:20I'm not better than anyone.
40:22You are.
40:24You're better than all of us.
40:25Me, Lip, Ian.
40:27You're the good one, Debbie.
40:29You can do anything you want, be anything you want.
40:31I'm still gonna do all that stuff.
40:33It doesn't stop me.
40:33What if you get pregnant or something?
40:35I'm not gonna get pregnant.
40:36I'm not stupid.
40:38I'm happy, Carl.
40:40Why can't you just be happy for me?
40:43Well, you should.
40:44Cos happiness is at a premium these days.
40:49You know?
40:49What, about your boyfriend?
40:52Of course I know.
40:53I've got ears, haven't I?
40:57No.
40:57Carl, will you give us a minute?
41:02Oh, Shiloh.
41:03It's Carl.
41:04Gallagher.
41:05Listen, we're up to you now.
41:06I was waiting for you to tell me.
41:11I was scared.
41:12I didn't know how you'd react.
41:14What, you think I'd ground you?
41:16Scrape the rust off the chastity belt and throw away the key?
41:20No.
41:34I am your father, Debbie.
41:38There's nothing you can't tell me.
41:41Nothing you could do will ever stop me loving you.
42:06I'd give you some, kid, but, you know, you're underage.
42:21What are you doing?
42:22Leaving.
42:23I'm the common denominator here.
42:25If I go, everyone's problems will be solved.
42:27You can't.
42:28No.
42:30I can't put Debbie through this.
42:32I won't.
42:34I care too much about it.
42:35Tom.
42:37I've still got friends in Ireland.
42:39I can disappear there.
42:40The DNA results came back.
42:42The skin samples from under her fingernails.
42:44They've got a match.
42:45It's some bloke on the other side of the city.
42:47A three-time sex offender.
42:48They made an arrest this afternoon.
42:51Fuck off!
42:56Who's the girl?
42:57Still under sedation.
42:59She's traumatised, Tom.
43:00You can't blame her.
43:02I-I don't.
43:03Not for a minute.
43:04Not for a minute.
43:23You're welcome.
43:24Or a deadless lamb tikka masala.
43:27From an old recipe of my dear departed mother.
43:31Guests first.
43:35Kelly's vegetarian, Dad.
43:39Oh.
43:40So your body's a temple, is it?
43:43In terms of animal products, yeah.
43:46In terms of spunk.
43:48I'm tested regular, so no worries on that front.
43:52Cheese on toast, do you, love?
43:54That'd be great.
43:58Could I have that and all?
44:10No.
44:18Right.
44:19So.
44:20How did you two meet?
44:22Want to hear all about it.
44:23Tom took her for a cycle and proficiency test at school.
44:26No, we didn't.
44:29As a matter of fact, I asked him out.
44:32Right.
44:34And have you always been interested in girls much younger than yourself?
44:38No.
44:39No, no, this is a one-off circumstance.
44:43Ignore her. She's just staring at it.
44:44I am not!
44:45Yes, you are.
44:49So.
44:50What's it like?
44:52Giving birth.
44:53It must be one of the most wondrous things a person can experience.
44:58Hmm.
45:00Well, if you're a fella, imagine shitting a football.
45:04Or trying to pull your lip over the top of your head, because that's about the closest I can describe
45:09it.
45:11What's the occasion again?
45:13Meeting Debbie's fella.
45:15Oh, yeah.
45:17So, come on.
45:22When this country...
45:25For sake.
45:26...meant something...
45:27Shall we clear a way now?
45:28Yeah.
45:29It was...
45:29...blown...
45:30...bred...
45:31...and...
45:32...and...
45:32...mager...
45:34...and...
45:35...that's all.
45:35What's that fun?
45:36What is there no pud?
45:37We're not having pudding tonight.
45:38Debbie's gonna raise your screen in.
45:40Oh, alright.
45:41What off?
45:42It's on the computer.
45:43It's only short.
45:45Snatchbook clips.
45:46Only last a couple of them, innit?
45:55Look at that thing!
45:56Where are you going?
45:57Raise your paper!
45:59Was it Natalie Wood was in the Seaches?
46:01Oh, yeah.
46:02And she was drop-dead gorgeous in that and all.
46:04Whoa!
46:05I always wanted to be like that.
46:11Tracking down Indians, I mean.
46:16Little big man.
46:17That was brilliant.
46:18Dustin Hoffman.
46:19I've gone.
46:21Keep rolling, rolling, rolling.
46:23Keep moving, moving, moving.
46:25I believe in love, Alfie.
46:26Keep those doggy.
46:27Without true love, we just exist.
46:30Don't try to understand them.
46:32Just rope and throw and brand them.
46:35Soon we'll be living high and wide.
46:39My heart's calculating.
46:42My heart's calculating.
46:42Cilla Black is underestimated as a philosopher.
46:45I mean, people talk about Bob Dylan and that, but...
46:48...he just fucking moans.
46:50Cilla had something to say.
46:53Always had legs like toothpicks, though.
46:56Well, then again, suppose most Scousers are undernourished.
47:08Never call me dad again.
47:10You're the spawn of the devil.
47:12Shit.
47:13I'm not your son.
47:14You're not my dad.
47:15You're not my dad.
47:16You're not my dad.
47:17You're awake.
47:18About fucking time, mate.
47:22Oh, I got your bust.
47:23Elton's having a difficult one, though.
47:25You know, a bit down.
47:26I'm gonna be a fucking star!
47:29Yeah!
47:30Is it on its way?
47:31Well, a gallon of water breaking out the fanny is a definite star.
47:35Oh!
47:35Oh!
47:36Get on those!
47:37I'm your father!
47:38I made you!
47:39Well, strip the tree.
47:41I was ready!
47:56You love the bug.
47:57I have a thing!
47:59One, two, three!
48:26If that's a bikini line, she must wear Bermuda shorts, see the beach.
48:30But nice tits!
48:34Mama!
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