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00:00:12It's the return of the Tournament of All-Stars in the preliminary round 18
00:00:18Queens compete in three brackets the top Queens from each bracket face off in the
00:00:25semifinals in the finals the best of the best will battle for a coveted spot in
00:00:32the Drag Race Hall of Fame and a cash prize of two hundred thousand dollars
00:00:48I am RuPaul Skidmarks Charles and I'm Michelle Lubejob of Visage
00:00:54We're coming to you from the world-famous Drag Race Speedway for the Tournament of All-Stars
00:01:00This season promises to be faster and furiouser than ever before
00:01:05Now it's time for our racers to put the pedal to the metal
00:01:11From bracket number one pulling up to the starting line
00:01:16It's Morphine Love Dion
00:01:20So this is what all the buzz is about
00:01:24Ali's the VPO Goddess Latina Diva Lip Sync Assassin from season 16
00:01:29Morphine Love Dion is back
00:01:34I want to start with how beautiful your makeup is
00:01:37When I watch myself on my season I see a gorgeous beautiful sickening doll
00:01:42My face card credit is unlimited
00:01:45I'm an ass girl
00:01:46I was seduced
00:01:48What's the name of your book?
00:01:49The BBL Effect
00:01:50Ooh, I want to read this
00:01:51I'm on a morphine high
00:01:53Even though I was in the bottom a lot
00:01:55I would not stop fighting
00:01:56Morphine
00:01:57Shantae you stay
00:01:58Shantae you stay
00:01:59Shantae you stay
00:02:00Oh my god
00:02:01I ended up in fifth place and sent home a lot of sickening queens
00:02:08I even won the Lala Perusa and $50,000
00:02:12She did already that had herses but I'm not done just yet
00:02:17She seems to be bugging out
00:02:18I'm here for the tournament of all-stars because I feel like the first time I competed it was like
00:02:23a trial run
00:02:25Drag queen flopping
00:02:26It left you as an afterthought and you're fiercer than an afterthought
00:02:32This morphine now is rock
00:02:34Hard
00:02:35Bitch, no that sounded wrong
00:02:37I want to show that I am one of the most fiercest drag queens ever
00:02:41I'm deserving of a crown and $200,000 and I don't care who's with me. I'm here to slay them
00:02:47Sorry
00:02:48If a ladybug lands on you that's good luck
00:02:51But if morphine lands on you you have to pay her
00:02:54Okay
00:02:57Up next it's lucky stars
00:03:00Have you ever wondered what the coronavirus looks like?
00:03:03Is this it?
00:03:04Yeah
00:03:04Wow
00:03:05My name is lucky stars with three z's because I am what?
00:03:08Extra
00:03:09And that's with three x's baby
00:03:12Let's move it
00:03:15She's a real sweet tart
00:03:17I like to say that I'm like a living cartoon stuck in reality
00:03:20Meetsa Meetsa
00:03:21Never a minimalist always a maximalist always out of this world always extravagant
00:03:28The rap the lyrics I really enjoyed that performance
00:03:32I'm just a twisted cartoon character
00:03:37On season 17 my track record was really cute in the beginning and then it went downhill
00:03:43I'm trying to give you fancy girl
00:03:45Tonight you're not doing the drag that you normally do
00:03:48This isn't your strong suit
00:03:49I would have loved to have seen you just a bit more confident
00:03:52It just feels like I failed
00:03:53Unfortunately I was the first to go
00:03:55You did not save yourself from elimination
00:03:58Yes I am the pork chop
00:04:00Actually I like to say that I'm more of like a nice juicy steak
00:04:04If it's yellow let it mellow
00:04:06Ever since my season I have been given the privilege to travel
00:04:11Practice my makeup more practice crafting more
00:04:14So the drag has definitely improved and now I'm in the zone honey
00:04:19I am in the all-star zone
00:04:23She's a starfish baby
00:04:27Up next oh she's back back back again
00:04:31Mystique summers
00:04:33Hi everybody it's me mystique summers live in action for you all the way from season two
00:04:39All those many many many many many many years ago
00:04:41That's right 16 years now it knows how to drive
00:04:49Mystique Summers Madison
00:04:52Girl your pussy is on fire
00:04:54I may be a big girl but I can get down with the skinny bitches
00:04:57Serving Suzanne Sugarbaker
00:05:00I don't eat fried food fried food messes up my skin
00:05:06I am the self-proclaimed creator of untucked
00:05:09Because the legendary fight between myself and morgan mcmichaels
00:05:13Go fix your hair I don't need to I don't need to fix my mug this
00:05:17Honey you do need to fix your mug
00:05:19I will whoop your fucking ass
00:05:21Honey you think so
00:05:21Bitch I am from Chicago
00:05:22You're not worth it let me walk off
00:05:25Back in you know tickety two of season two my performance was not up to par
00:05:29I went to stand out by going as the normal mall wear country
00:05:34It's a bummer about the outfit that's a bummer
00:05:36And that sent me packing early in the game
00:05:39I placed 10th but saying top 10 make it sound a little bit more more special
00:05:44She's been summer sizing
00:05:46This tournament of all-stars is going to be all about the glow up
00:05:50I'm back to show y'all the new unapproved body
00:05:53This immaculate skin and my over-the-top personality
00:05:56That's right bitch I'm from Chicago
00:06:00I am ready to win all this money honey
00:06:03It is summer's time
00:06:08Up next Morgan Mcmichaels
00:06:12Does this montreal make my ass look fat?
00:06:15Yes
00:06:17Morgan Mcmichaels is the power of itch
00:06:19You know me I'm one of the og girls
00:06:21And I'm ready to kick this tournament's ass
00:06:27It's the greatest show on earth
00:06:28Morgan Mcmichaels
00:06:29On season two I was young
00:06:31I was fresh
00:06:32Rock and roll baby
00:06:33That was before lips
00:06:36There were high moments
00:06:37Precision of your lip sync was one of the tightest we've ever seen
00:06:41Low moments I have to say I did not like her choice
00:06:44Hello mom I'm coming home
00:06:46Then there's all-stars season three
00:06:48That was fart in a space suit
00:06:49Why you mad though?
00:06:51Why you mad though?
00:06:52Crack, crack, crack
00:06:53I felt like your nerves got a little bit too good of you
00:06:55I chose Morgan Mcmichaels
00:06:56She is a business woman
00:07:01I have been entertaining for 20 years
00:07:04And when people see me live they're like what happened to you on drag race?
00:07:08I haven't fully reached my potential in the past two times I've been here
00:07:12Because I let my inner saboteur get in the way
00:07:16And this time
00:07:17Fuck that
00:07:18Point her to the direction of the board room
00:07:21I've pushed that bitch out
00:07:23And I'm here focused and ready to hit them curveballs right out of the park
00:07:28Sports metaphors are not my wheelhouse but I do love balls
00:07:31And big bats
00:07:32She owns 52% of this company
00:07:36Yes
00:07:39Up next it's Dawn
00:07:41Oh yes honey this is a dawning of civilization
00:07:45It's all-stars 1100 BC baby with this pre-cambrian cunt
00:07:50Get into the protozoan fierceness
00:07:54You're super weird super brooklyn super everything everywhere all at once
00:07:59I'm known for my kind of like kooky aesthetic
00:08:02High concept no glamour
00:08:04Is she a sweet dream or a beautiful nightmare?
00:08:06Excuse me
00:08:07I have bacon
00:08:08And I have a cute butt and nose and fat ass
00:08:11Look at those rosy cheeks
00:08:13I'm also known for stirring it up a little bit
00:08:15It's a boring sparkly dress
00:08:18I just have a loose filter
00:08:20Do you think there's a chance you go home?
00:08:22Wouldn't that be fun?
00:08:23Yeah
00:08:24Steve I'm so happy for you
00:08:27I can't not say what I'm thinking
00:08:29Can I be honest?
00:08:30Fuck you
00:08:31On season 16 I was safe a lot
00:08:34Dawn you are safe safe safe safe safe safe safe
00:08:40But I was also not playing to win
00:08:42I love Dawn but I don't even remember much of her performance
00:08:46I was not making bold choices that could have landed me in the top because I was worried that bold
00:08:52choice might lay me in the bottom
00:08:54Dawn got lost in the sauce
00:08:55I made it to sixth place zero bottoms except for the one when I went home
00:09:00Imagine you're a sweet little elf girl and you're performing body against the bbl queen of miami
00:09:08That is trauma baby
00:09:10It didn't fucking work
00:09:12Her other car is a gremlin
00:09:15Last time I was here morphine shoved a nuke right up my pussy and I'm ready to explode all over
00:09:19this competition
00:09:21Undaunted Dawn
00:09:25Up next Akira C Davenport
00:09:30She goes from zero to stunning in three seconds flat
00:09:34I am none other than the best the class the Diane Carroll of Ruth's dynasty Akira
00:09:41Chanel Davenport
00:09:41I know you guys have missed me it's okay you can tell me
00:09:45I miss you too
00:09:48Here are some testimonials of our satisfied customers
00:09:51Akira is a power hitter in this competition Akira she made my day
00:09:58I'm known for my beauty
00:09:59This is a plus drag
00:10:01Y'all know I'm known for my fashion
00:10:03Now that's how it's done
00:10:05So gorgeous tonight
00:10:06This is simply breathtaking
00:10:09And of course
00:10:10Where is the body?
00:10:13I'm known for this ass
00:10:14Twerking is a blessing
00:10:16Twerking is a blessing baby
00:10:18I'm the ass almighty
00:10:23Going from the top four on season 11 to six out in all-star six
00:10:29I wasn't expecting that at all
00:10:31But it gave me the fire to elevate myself as a drag artist and an entertainer
00:10:38She had to jump through hoops just to get here
00:10:40Because let's be clear I'm a competitive girl and the weight that this crown holds
00:10:46Is completely different from any other pageant I've won
00:10:49And bitch I want to get this crown
00:10:51Have you driven the new Akira?
00:10:53No but I'd love to test it out
00:10:55Baby the tournament has begun and I'm ready to cut these bitches at the ankle
00:10:59Line them hoes up
00:11:00Check in with your Akira dealership today
00:11:06Welcome home Ladykins
00:11:08Tournament of all-stars rules are in full effect
00:11:13In the preliminary rounds no one will be eliminated
00:11:20Instead you'll be competing for points
00:11:23However this season to really rev up the competition only the top two all-stars
00:11:30With the most points from this bracket will advance to the semi-finals
00:11:40Only two out of six girls is going it's about to get crazy
00:11:46I'm skewered
00:11:48At the semi-finals you'll face off with the top two all-stars from the other brackets
00:11:54And in the grand finale the top all-stars of the season will battle it out for the coveted crown
00:12:01And a cash prize of two hundred thousand dollars
00:12:06Oh, yeah, yes
00:12:10Lube job
00:12:11Remind the queens how they earn points
00:12:15Thank you skid marks
00:12:17Each week the top two all-stars will receive two points each
00:12:23Those two queens will lip-sync for the win and the winner will receive an extra point
00:12:28Plus a cash tip of ten thousand dollars
00:12:34In addition the bottom queens will receive one point each to give away to the all-star
00:12:41They think is the mvq of the week what does mvq stand for most valuable queef
00:12:50All-stars are you ready to burn rubber oh yeah
00:12:53Good for your first maxi challenge you'll be popping and locking in breakdancing to electric rugeloo
00:13:04Now to funk it up with your charisma uniqueness nerve and talent you'll each write and record your own verse
00:13:12and style your own look
00:13:16All-stars start your engines and may the best drag queen win
00:13:22The tournament has begun and I will make it to the top honey with all the bones of my competitors
00:13:30As the staircase the top
00:13:34What am I saying? I'm not gonna talk so much shit. Let me shut the fuck up
00:13:41The winner of rupaul's drag race all-stars will snatch an official makeup collaboration with anastasia beverly hills cosmetics
00:13:50A coveted spot in the drag race hall of fame and a cash prize of two hundred thousand dollars
00:13:56With our extra special guest judge la toya jackson
00:14:00The end of rupaul's drag race made the best joke we wish
00:14:13Oh my gawd!
00:14:17Feels good to be back in here
00:14:20Ichabeouuuu!
00:14:22Hansmi
00:14:22Freshly painted the floor, it's the big star.
00:14:24I'm so excited to use this on Anastasia.
00:14:28Damn.
00:14:29Look at it.
00:14:29That's a woman, that's a woman.
00:14:31I was glad to see my name up there
00:14:33with a cute little outfit that I'm like,
00:14:36okay, look at body.
00:14:37Team Kate Moss.
00:14:39Oh, come on in.
00:14:41Talk to me about these shoes though.
00:14:43Those are in a different atmosphere, they put you up.
00:14:45The Tournament of All Stars is definitely not
00:14:47a regular season of RuPaul's Drag Race.
00:14:50Oh, that's elderly abuse.
00:14:52We have three episodes to get to the top two.
00:14:56There's no time for insecurities,
00:14:58there's no time for second guessing.
00:14:59Do what you do best and thrive.
00:15:02And if not, you're going home, baby.
00:15:07Get into this texture and texture.
00:15:10Oh.
00:15:11Oh, the girls are starting, really?
00:15:14This though.
00:15:15Wow, what are you talking about, girl?
00:15:16What are you talking about?
00:15:17I mean, you are looking amazing.
00:15:20I couldn't eat after a fight.
00:15:21Hey.
00:15:22When I saw my arch nemesis, Morgan McMichaels,
00:15:25I'm just like, oh, she got all of them fillers.
00:15:28But she still look good though.
00:15:30I ain't judging her.
00:15:31I'm so excited to see you.
00:15:32I know that this is going to be fun since.
00:15:34You know what?
00:15:35It's been over 15, 16?
00:15:37No, 16 years since we were together.
00:15:39Oh, my God, bitch.
00:15:41Mystique Summers is in this bracket with me.
00:15:44She looks amazing.
00:15:46She listened to me.
00:15:47She fixed that mug.
00:15:48And look at us, still hate each other.
00:15:50I never hated you.
00:15:52We've chatted over the years.
00:15:53We're obviously sisters, that's great.
00:15:54But I know that we are both intense personalities.
00:15:57And now that we're back in the competition,
00:15:59it's a different animal.
00:16:01I'm a little on edge, to be honest.
00:16:04With no shade, they look T, though.
00:16:06You know what?
00:16:06How about we switch drag for the rest of the competition?
00:16:10You down?
00:16:11I'm down.
00:16:12Ooh, girl, me and Miss Morphine go way back.
00:16:15So who do you think is the big competition?
00:16:18Terrified of Akira.
00:16:19Me too.
00:16:20Bitch, this is her third time, right?
00:16:22Third time.
00:16:23Morgan was the third time, too.
00:16:24The third timers, wow.
00:16:27Morphine was like the star of Miami.
00:16:29You know, the it girl, if you will.
00:16:31And I was the complete opposite.
00:16:32I was a little outcast, because I was just in my own world.
00:16:35I was weird.
00:16:36For me, I think it's Dawn.
00:16:38Because she's another weird girl, you know what I mean?
00:16:40I always felt like Morphine didn't like me,
00:16:42to be honest, low key.
00:16:43The fact that we're here again to represent Miami,
00:16:45just showcase the Miami drag, yeah.
00:16:48I just need you to do better this time.
00:16:49You know, love lucky stars.
00:16:52Oh my god, best friend.
00:16:54Did that sound genuine?
00:16:58That shook me to the core, that it's only two people making it.
00:17:02I was like, wow.
00:17:03We have to, we should do an alliance.
00:17:05Sister, we should do a little Azuka alliance.
00:17:07Azuka, oh!
00:17:08You literally hosted the first night I ever performed.
00:17:11Oh my gosh.
00:17:12I'm surprised me and Morphine are talking about an alliance,
00:17:15because we never really were that close in Miami.
00:17:18But I am willing to, you know,
00:17:20have a beautiful blossoming friendship.
00:17:23Listen, this Miami connection could be an advantage.
00:17:26We gotta look out for each other.
00:17:27We do.
00:17:27How long has it been since you were on Drag Race last?
00:17:30I would say about 16.
00:17:33Yes.
00:17:34Very much so, yes.
00:17:35Wow.
00:17:35When I seen Dawn, I was like, dang, Bambi's all grown up.
00:17:43It's the elders.
00:17:46Right.
00:17:47First is your young.
00:17:48Yeah, I kind of have noticed that, isn't it?
00:17:50Yeah, yes.
00:17:50Because me, Morphine, and Lucky over there,
00:17:52we've all been on Drag Race for the last two years.
00:17:54And then the three of you,
00:17:55you're still all very, like, old school, I guess.
00:17:58Don't hit that old school.
00:17:59We're seasoned versus unseasoned.
00:18:02I definitely know Mystique the least.
00:18:04When season two aired, I was 12 years old.
00:18:07And it looks like this dress she's wearing
00:18:08is about that age, too.
00:18:10The reason why y'all made all this money
00:18:12is because me and Grandpa over there.
00:18:14That's true.
00:18:15The reason for Untuck.
00:18:15The most iconic fight in Drag Race history.
00:18:17The reason for Untuck.
00:18:18Yes, the reason for Untuck.
00:18:19When competing with the new age of Drag Race,
00:18:23it doesn't make me nervous.
00:18:25Because when it comes to a personality and charisma,
00:18:28it's either you have it or you don't.
00:18:30And that is what I'm going to bring to this first challenge.
00:18:35Woo!
00:18:36Miss Morgan, you took the wig off your head
00:18:38and put it on your chest?
00:18:40Ooh!
00:18:41I've come to that point in my career.
00:18:43If you don't see it, I ain't shaving it.
00:18:46Akeria C. Davenport is here, and I'm happy to see her.
00:18:50I've gotten to form a really great sisterhood
00:18:52with her over the years.
00:18:53Not by the hair of my chitty chinchets.
00:18:56She's just been at my house last month.
00:18:58When she works in L.A., she stays,
00:19:01and there are so many sequins in my house.
00:19:04Akeria, your drag droppings, dear.
00:19:07Oh, you're welcome.
00:19:09No, I don't do cheap stones.
00:19:10Come here.
00:19:11Is that acrylic?
00:19:12Nope, no, I grew these.
00:19:13I'm still finding them.
00:19:15What do you think of our competition?
00:19:19It's a bunch of newer queens, bitch.
00:19:22But they're talented.
00:19:23Listen, in this tournament, it's definitely
00:19:25good to have a close friend or sister here
00:19:27because only two girls can advance to the semifinals.
00:19:30And if you're not winning, it's like, girl,
00:19:33you have to see who you've been, like, you know,
00:19:35chummy chummy with that could give you
00:19:37that little notch of a point.
00:19:40So what's your strategy going into it?
00:19:41Well, my strategy is to win every single episode.
00:19:44I mean, but if we're realistically speaking, what are you?
00:19:47I'm going to win every single episode.
00:19:49No, bitch, it's here, though.
00:19:51So what are we going to do together?
00:19:55You know I got your hair.
00:19:56All right.
00:19:56But are you going to talk the talk and walk the walk?
00:20:00Is my name Akeria?
00:20:01I don't know.
00:20:02Who are you?
00:20:03All right, I need to get dressed.
00:20:05Get out of here.
00:20:06Don.
00:20:07What do you want?
00:20:07Can you help me?
00:20:08Yeah, what?
00:20:09It's like, this is really intimate.
00:20:11Well, we are from the same season, sister, you know?
00:20:13I know, right?
00:20:14Even though Morphine sent me home,
00:20:15I am so elated that I get to be on a season with Morphine again,
00:20:20because we're going to have so much fun.
00:20:21That's my sister.
00:20:22Wee Kiki, that's my girl.
00:20:24OK, sister, so here's my tea, OK?
00:20:26To me, it's season 16, right?
00:20:29Yeah, my girl.
00:20:30Boots.
00:20:30I'm just like.
00:20:31Yeah, what are you talking about?
00:20:33Because Lucky's Miami.
00:20:34Yeah, but only two make it, so it needs to be two people.
00:20:38Like, another alliance, I know.
00:20:39So it's just like, what do we?
00:20:40Right, because then what the fuck is the point
00:20:41of a three-person alliance if only two people make it?
00:20:44Other than to manipulate another person.
00:20:46I'm like, sworn apart.
00:20:46I'm like, do we make a three-person?
00:20:48And then just trump them, Lucky.
00:20:51I look crazy.
00:20:53Sister, you always do.
00:20:59We got a big box, and it likes to go boom.
00:21:02Well, that's the story of your life.
00:21:05Ryan, electric roogaloo.
00:21:06This is going to be electrifying.
00:21:08Our first maxi challenge is a performance
00:21:10of breakdancing to electric roogaloo.
00:21:13I love the 80s.
00:21:14I love the vibe.
00:21:16The supersonic.
00:21:17Yeah, the cars that go boom.
00:21:19I live for that.
00:21:20For this challenge, we have to write our lyrics, style
00:21:23our looks, and come up with a choreography.
00:21:26Are we actually doing breakdancing?
00:21:28Yes, girl.
00:21:28I can actually spin on my head.
00:21:30No, you can't.
00:21:31No, I can't.
00:21:31Girl, you can barely walk in heels, child.
00:21:33Oh, shit.
00:21:34How do you feel?
00:21:35Well, this is my first time actually doing a girl group
00:21:38sort of challenge.
00:21:39It's important to shine in this first challenge,
00:21:41because we only got three weeks, girl.
00:21:43You better make that first impression, honey.
00:21:44You better stomp.
00:21:45How you going to interpret it as far as, like, your look?
00:21:47I want to give, like, 80s diva, but from space.
00:21:50Like, if it went to the planet Venus, and the aliens there
00:21:56were in the 80s.
00:21:58Does that make sense?
00:21:58Yes.
00:21:59I don't have a clue what she's talking about.
00:22:02I don't think Lucky has a clue what she's talking about.
00:22:05Colorful skin.
00:22:06What do you use?
00:22:08Face paints and stuff.
00:22:09Isn't that thick?
00:22:10It's real thick.
00:22:12Kind of like my vagina.
00:22:16She's not like the rest of the girls,
00:22:17and that could help her stand out.
00:22:19That's why I don't underestimate her.
00:22:21It's just, I don't know what she's talking about.
00:22:26I don't think people understand how, like, stupid I could be.
00:22:29You know what I mean?
00:22:29I'm learning.
00:22:32This is a bit more like hip hop, right?
00:22:34Mm-hmm.
00:22:34I'm going to channel my Miami heat into this book.
00:22:38This challenge completely plays to my strengths.
00:22:40I'm a dancer, and I've written a song or two already.
00:22:44So I feel really good about this.
00:22:46I want to spit, like, bars that flow good.
00:22:48You know what I mean?
00:22:48Not like, Mama Ru, give me the crown.
00:22:50No confession.
00:22:51That's so clean.
00:22:52I'm going, I'm, okay, wait, wait, wait.
00:22:54I will mid-performance just.
00:22:55If someone, if someone does that.
00:23:00If someone was going to put Snatch the Crown on their verse,
00:23:02who would it be?
00:23:05Honestly, Morgan.
00:23:06Morgan.
00:23:08Morgan McMichael, I'm one bad bitch.
00:23:11Are you a lyricist?
00:23:13Have you written before?
00:23:14No, I write poetry and all that stuff, but I don't like that.
00:23:16That's a lyricist, but basically.
00:23:18Season two, the only performance challenge I did
00:23:20was being a stripper, which is amazing.
00:23:23But actually, like, writing lyrics in a short amount of time,
00:23:27I've never done that.
00:23:29So how's it going so far?
00:23:31Well, it's going in the wrong fucking direction.
00:23:36On All Stars 3, I wrote that verse for sitting on a secret.
00:23:41I don't know.
00:23:42Like, I don't want this to sound like a nursery rhyme.
00:23:45The boys love me especially because I got the same parts
00:23:48as Miss Tati.
00:23:49I was just bored.
00:23:50I am a little shaky because it's my third time here,
00:23:54and I did not come back to fail again.
00:23:57A lot harder than I thought it was going to be.
00:23:59I need to be amazing.
00:24:02I mean, I quote your lyrics from your season all the time, bitch.
00:24:06Yeah.
00:24:07Where is the body?
00:24:08Bitch, she's the body.
00:24:11Where is the body?
00:24:14Queens everywhere, my verse is iconic.
00:24:16To still see people quoting that on Easter and crazy stuff like that.
00:24:21And so I set the bar high.
00:24:23I can't deliver anything less, honestly.
00:24:25I'm not going to underestimate anybody in this competition.
00:24:28Girl, look at the mic.
00:24:30Lucky, sorry.
00:24:31I'm just kidding.
00:24:32I see y'all laughing a lot, so I want to know what's funny.
00:24:35Not you.
00:24:36Oh.
00:24:37Morphine and I talked about a Miami alliance,
00:24:39but, like, I'm seeing Morphine and Dawn
00:24:41in their own little world three shade at me.
00:24:44So I don't know if I could trust it just yet.
00:24:48Morphine.
00:24:48Yes.
00:24:49What's in the purse?
00:24:50You're holding it very close.
00:24:52Purse haul with Morphine.
00:24:56A bag full of air.
00:24:58Girl, wait a minute.
00:24:59So you have been carrying around H2O?
00:25:03H2O is water.
00:25:05H2O is water.
00:25:07And after this, we will be taking a science class together.
00:25:11It's been a while, okay?
00:25:20Hey, all-stars.
00:25:21All right.
00:25:24My God today.
00:25:25Hello, mother.
00:25:26Morgan McMichaels.
00:25:28Come on over.
00:25:29Morgan McMichaels.
00:25:32Hi, Morgan.
00:25:33Hi.
00:25:34Girl, I love that hair you had for your entrance runway.
00:25:39That executive contrast.
00:25:42Anything short and bitchy?
00:25:43Yes.
00:25:44Right up my alley.
00:25:45That's why I'm excited that Dawn's here.
00:25:48How's the lyric writing going?
00:25:50I have some things down.
00:25:51I'm here to have a laugh.
00:25:53Make you laugh, I hope.
00:25:54Yeah, you always make me laugh.
00:25:56I remember I used to see you at Peanuts.
00:25:58Oh, yeah.
00:25:59What I notice from you each time you've been here is that some people are really great at
00:26:04the club, but come here, the dynamics change.
00:26:08In the past, I was very like, oh, shit, oh, shit, oh, shit.
00:26:11Yeah.
00:26:12But now I've come in with no inhibitions.
00:26:14My nerves and all those things, I just left them home.
00:26:18I think that happens in time.
00:26:19You know, you don't sweat the small stuff so much.
00:26:22I don't sweat at all.
00:26:25One more, you know, injection, I'll be able to blink my lips.
00:26:30I'm one of those queens that's great at drag, but has been shit at drag race.
00:26:34Yes.
00:26:34All right.
00:26:35I'll see you soon.
00:26:36All right.
00:26:37I want to bring the Morgan that everyone sees live to the RuPaul's Drag Race stage.
00:26:43Hi, Mama.
00:26:44Hi.
00:26:44How you doing?
00:26:46I'm doing amazing.
00:26:46I can't believe I'm back.
00:26:48I know.
00:26:48You were in a serious car accident.
00:26:51Yes.
00:26:51I broke my jaw in half, lost all my teeth, broke my clavicle, which is still broken, but
00:26:57I survived.
00:26:58Wow.
00:26:59Yeah.
00:26:59So I have all new teeth and I got a new chin, Mama.
00:27:02Oh my gosh.
00:27:03I know.
00:27:03You look gorgeous.
00:27:05Now that was not long ago.
00:27:07Mm-mm.
00:27:08I saw you in Drag Race Live.
00:27:10Yes.
00:27:11I mean, you're doing the splits.
00:27:12You're being hoisted up and flipping and you did all of that after.
00:27:18I never say no to an opportunity to be a part of RuPaul's Drag Race Live.
00:27:22And this competition means a lot because there was a time where I thought maybe this was it
00:27:26for me.
00:27:27I didn't know if I could perform the same, but I'm a fighter.
00:27:31Thank you, Morphine.
00:27:32Thank you, Mama.
00:27:33Oh my God.
00:27:33That feels like a pageant answer.
00:27:35That feels like a pageant answer.
00:27:36I'm your contestant, everyone.
00:27:39Oh, Kiria.
00:27:42Well, well, well.
00:27:44We meet again.
00:27:45Well, we meet again.
00:27:46I thought you was done with us.
00:27:49It appears that Kiria C. Davenport has turned down my invitation to return for her redemption.
00:28:00Honestly, after being eliminated at number six, I was feeling defeated.
00:28:04Mm-hmm.
00:28:04I wasn't mentally prepared to compete again for the game within the game.
00:28:09The decision for me to leave and not play the game within the game was very hard.
00:28:14It was an amazing opportunity, but I knew I wasn't going to be able to give my all on stage.
00:28:19I just needed to have a reality check with myself to find the passion that I have for this art
00:28:24form.
00:28:24And I've gotten better mentally.
00:28:26I've gotten better creatively.
00:28:27And I love the place that I am now.
00:28:31Listen, you were born to do this.
00:28:34Thank you for that.
00:28:35Yeah.
00:28:35I do appreciate it.
00:28:36That means a lot coming from you, honestly.
00:28:37It's true.
00:28:38It's true.
00:28:39I definitely do love those words, and I'll cherish them.
00:28:41All right, Kiria, I cannot wait to see what you come up with.
00:28:44Thank you, Kiria.
00:28:47Hi, Lucky.
00:28:48Hi, Ru.
00:28:49So here you are back in this competition.
00:28:51Who do you think is your biggest competition?
00:28:54You know what?
00:28:56Myself.
00:28:57Yeah.
00:28:57I'm just saying that to be cute.
00:28:58Maybe just a little bit cute.
00:29:00Just a little bit cute.
00:29:00A little bit cute.
00:29:01No, but honestly, I really do have an inner saboteur.
00:29:04Yeah, I know.
00:29:05We all do.
00:29:05Did he get you the last time you were here?
00:29:07Oh.
00:29:08It got me when I was challenged to be who I am not, which was a pretty lady.
00:29:14Does that make sense?
00:29:15Does it make sense?
00:29:16No, it doesn't make sense because you are pretty.
00:29:19But listen, you know, you do your thing, and you do it so well.
00:29:22And that's what I wanted you back for.
00:29:24That's why you're here.
00:29:25That's why you are lucky stars.
00:29:27But we challenge you ladies to do so many different things that are outside your wheelhouse.
00:29:33And you can't limit yourself.
00:29:35I am very comfortable in my own world, but to make it to the top in this competition,
00:29:40I'm going to have to mix my cartoon animated fantasy world with everything the judges want to see in the
00:29:46challenges.
00:29:47Thank you so much, mama.
00:29:49Hey, how are you?
00:29:49I do not recognize you.
00:29:51I don't recognize myself at the time.
00:29:53Are you telling people how you gone through this metamorphosis?
00:29:57Oh, yeah.
00:29:57First off, don't eat fried food.
00:29:59Yeah.
00:30:00You have been campaigning for many years to be on All Stars, and here you are.
00:30:06I know.
00:30:07Every single year, everybody hears Bitch After Chicago.
00:30:10Now it's time for the kids to see the originator who said it.
00:30:14Yeah.
00:30:14And who made Untuck, Untuck.
00:30:16Yes.
00:30:16That's what it's all about.
00:30:17That's right.
00:30:17My gosh, what a legacy.
00:30:19What was that fight about?
00:30:20I still remember like it was yesterday, because I think I watched it yesterday.
00:30:25But that whole fight and everything was about Morgan jumping in everybody's business like she normally does.
00:30:31Uh-huh.
00:30:32I'm always the nicest person until someone pushed me to that point.
00:30:35Yeah.
00:30:36Thank you so much.
00:30:36I'm so happy to have you back.
00:30:38I'm excited to see the new, improved Mystique Summers.
00:30:43No, thank you for having me.
00:30:45This is going to be a blast.
00:30:46Good.
00:30:46Hi, Don.
00:30:47Hi, how are you?
00:30:48It seems just like yesterday you were here.
00:30:51I know.
00:30:51So when you finished this competition the last time, what was the overall review of your performance?
00:30:57The general consensus was like two thumbs up.
00:31:01I'm like, good job, girl.
00:31:02You know?
00:31:03So I think this time I'm coming back a little bit, a little bit more competitive.
00:31:06Okay.
00:31:06You know?
00:31:06So now in this competition, have you ever written lyrics before?
00:31:11I wrote lyrics three times.
00:31:13The last one was in the power verse.
00:31:15Don, you brought the funk with a side of mayonnaise.
00:31:22You are safe.
00:31:25No more mayo.
00:31:27I like mayo, but I know that these girls are here to cook.
00:31:31And if I want to win, I'm really going to have to bring more flavor.
00:31:35I want to make sure that the judges pay attention to me.
00:31:39Listen up, all stars.
00:31:40In a moment, you'll head to the main stage to work on your choreo.
00:31:45Oh.
00:31:45And tomorrow, it's the world's debut of Electric Rougaloo, where we will be joined by our extra special guest judge,
00:31:54Latoya Jackson.
00:31:55Oh.
00:31:56Oh.
00:31:57Yes.
00:31:59And to honor this legendary legend, on the runway category is Latoya's R Us.
00:32:06Oh.
00:32:07So toy soldiers, good luck, and don't fuck it up.
00:32:14Yeah.
00:32:15Yeah.
00:32:17I love this new stage.
00:32:19I know.
00:32:19It's so big.
00:32:20It's so huge.
00:32:21Oh yeah.
00:32:22You better do that, honey.
00:32:24So baby, now we have to choreograph this Electric Rougaloo number ourselves.
00:32:29Quick question.
00:32:30Yes.
00:32:30Who knows how to dance?
00:32:33I've been back.
00:32:35Y'all know I don't do well with choreography.
00:32:37I don't care who choreographs is, as long as I'm not the one doing it.
00:32:42Mm-mm.
00:32:43I think the better question is who know how to choreograph?
00:32:48Obviously, you're the dancer here.
00:32:49Out of the whole group, though?
00:32:51I mean, I could choreograph.
00:32:53Should we listen to the song first?
00:32:56We have two 75-year-olds.
00:32:58Dawn has two left feet.
00:33:00Lucky is missing half her brain, and A'Keria, her ass can't even allow her to move.
00:33:07Yes!
00:33:08That was perfect.
00:33:09So I'm gonna be the bitch that has to choreograph this whole thing.
00:33:11I feel like in the beginning with the little DJ thing, we could all be DJing.
00:33:15And then we could do these simple steps, stuff like that, right?
00:33:20Can you do that?
00:33:21Oh yeah, but it's too simple.
00:33:23So what do you think?
00:33:23What I think would be a good idea, just to get everyone's little moment, play the song,
00:33:29you do it, then you do it, then you do it.
00:33:32Just to see if there's any moves that we can all pick up.
00:33:34You know what?
00:33:35I'm not gonna have it either.
00:33:36I can tell you, I'm not gonna have it either.
00:33:37Okay, let's each do it.
00:33:38Morphine, you go first.
00:33:39Like improv something?
00:33:40Well, you know, this is your idea.
00:33:42You should go first and show us.
00:33:43Yeah, yeah, I like that too.
00:33:45I'll be on the spot like that.
00:33:47I'll go for it.
00:33:47I think that it's really important for everyone in the group to put some effort in.
00:33:52Put something in the pot to make the stone soup, if you will.
00:33:56You know the reference?
00:33:57It's time for colonoscopy.
00:34:00Love.
00:34:01Okay, okay.
00:34:02I like what you're doing here.
00:34:04I love the little...
00:34:04Lucky?
00:34:05I'll do one.
00:34:06I'm Latino, so I know how to move.
00:34:08I have rhythm.
00:34:09But I don't really do the choreography planned out dancing.
00:34:14So I am intrigued to see how I will fall into place in a challenge like this.
00:34:20I'm excited, but a little scared.
00:34:22All right, Kyria, your turn.
00:34:23No, I don't have anything, bitch.
00:34:25Dawn, your turn.
00:34:26I don't want to do one.
00:34:27Let's see.
00:34:28Let me watch. I'll pick up.
00:34:29But if we're doing this as a team, then everyone needs to participate.
00:34:32Oh.
00:34:33What the fuck is Morgan talking about?
00:34:35Participate in what?
00:34:36The stupid bullshit that you made up?
00:34:38She's pretending us not wanting to do it as not team players.
00:34:41Girl, we never agreed to whatever the fuck you want us to be doing.
00:34:45I know you might not want to do it, but if we're doing it as a team, I think everyone
00:34:49should...
00:34:49But the thing is, we should see how we're going to start, and then we can go from there.
00:34:53But we haven't seen what everyone can do yet.
00:34:56But the thing is, we said she was the choreographer.
00:34:58Just...
00:34:58We can add...
00:34:59Let's end the conversation.
00:35:00Just do what you gotta do, because obviously it's like fucking pulling blood from a stone.
00:35:04Oh.
00:35:05But hey, we elected her as the choreographer.
00:35:07I mentioned it.
00:35:08We didn't elect her.
00:35:09Morgan is having a Morgan hissy fit, but I'm talking to myself saying,
00:35:14Mystique, don't let these people see you bother, because it's week one.
00:35:19You have to be cordial with everybody to get the points later.
00:35:23So...
00:35:26Uh, yeah.
00:35:29Like, do we hate it?
00:35:30Do we love it?
00:35:30What?
00:35:30I like it.
00:35:31I think it's fun.
00:35:32I'm picking up the choreo.
00:35:34That's a good start.
00:35:35But I have to make sure that I'm standing out.
00:35:38Girl, fuck it up.
00:35:39Like, eh.
00:35:39Because I just had so many occurrences on season 16 of doing very well, but someone doing
00:35:47better than me.
00:35:48And if I don't come out the gates roaring, I think I might always be seen as mediocre.
00:35:56Will you slow it down?
00:35:56Oh, yeah, sorry.
00:35:58One and two, three and four.
00:36:02Why am I not getting that?
00:36:03So, what are you doing with your left foot?
00:36:05Right, left, right, left, right, left.
00:36:09What?
00:36:09That is too confusing to me.
00:36:11I was trying to do something that maybe we all could do, but then you said that it's
00:36:15too simple.
00:36:17Morgan, this is why you keep your mouth closed, baby, sometimes.
00:36:20Oh, shit.
00:36:21I'm way off.
00:36:22Starting off left is messing me all the way up, too.
00:36:23I got lost.
00:36:25No?
00:36:25Bitch.
00:36:26Should we change it then?
00:36:27If you feel like off?
00:36:29Oh, my God.
00:36:29This is stressing me out because I just don't want to take accountability if this number
00:36:33doesn't look good.
00:36:34We could drop here.
00:36:36Oh, fuck me.
00:36:38Every one of my kneecaps just popped.
00:36:40Go like, duh-uh.
00:36:42I got a bad back, no ma'am.
00:36:43That's a lot.
00:36:44I've fallen and I can't get up.
00:36:46I feel like I'm teaching little kids.
00:36:49Oh.
00:36:50I'm having fun.
00:36:51I believe so.
00:36:52Uh-oh.
00:36:52I'm not getting paid enough for this.
00:36:54I should just get a point just to choreograph.
00:36:57Oh, we're doing that way.
00:36:58Okay.
00:37:00Oh!
00:37:02What happened?
00:37:03What?
00:37:04Did your pants just rip?
00:37:08I have a long night ahead of me if we want to present something worthy for RuPaul
00:37:14to see.
00:37:14Girl, did you hear that?
00:37:17It went good pop.
00:37:18No high kicks for me today.
00:37:31Oh, Brian.
00:37:32We're back.
00:37:33Back, back, back, back.
00:37:34Just came from the supermarket.
00:37:36Bricka, bricka, bricka, bricka, bricka.
00:37:38Ooh.
00:37:38Today we're getting ready to perform breakdancing to Electric Arugaloo.
00:37:43Oh, girl.
00:37:44That rehearsal was crazy.
00:37:46Girl, I'm tired.
00:37:46But you did a great job though, girl.
00:37:48Oh, thank you.
00:37:49Yeah, you ate.
00:37:50We went through hell in these rehearsals last night.
00:37:53But you know what?
00:37:54Mama, what I created is a masterpiece.
00:37:57Your solo stuff?
00:37:58You really shut it down.
00:37:59You shut it down.
00:38:00Girl, let me thank you so much.
00:38:01I think I have this in the bag.
00:38:03How do you feel?
00:38:04I know yesterday was a little...
00:38:05I'm good.
00:38:06I feel better today, you know, now that we got it down.
00:38:08Oh my God, yes.
00:38:09I was just a little annoyed.
00:38:11Oh, wow.
00:38:12Well, just the fact that half of the girls wanted to, you know, like, give a little something
00:38:16and then, like, others didn't.
00:38:20Miss Morgan runs half of the gigs, if not all of the gigs, from Palm Springs to Long Beach
00:38:26six nights of the week.
00:38:27So, she's very anal when it comes to drag shows.
00:38:30But at the end of the day, this is a competition to win.
00:38:33She needs to be focused on herself.
00:38:38How do you feel, though, about the choreo and everything?
00:38:40Choreo is fine.
00:38:41Everyone else is doing, like, 80s hardcore dance and all that stuff.
00:38:44Mine is kind of nice and easy.
00:38:45It's more about old school.
00:38:47I'm a DJ.
00:38:48Here we go.
00:38:49I'm feeling great about performing today.
00:38:51But do I want to stand out in this challenge?
00:38:55No.
00:38:56I just want to coast for now, because it's been 16 years.
00:39:00I need to see who is going to try to outshine who so I know how to play the game.
00:39:06I'm a people watcher.
00:39:07Very, very psychological.
00:39:10Lucky.
00:39:11Hmm.
00:39:12I want to talk about points.
00:39:14Okay.
00:39:15I love games.
00:39:18Do you know what you're going to do with your points?
00:39:20I don't know.
00:39:20What about you?
00:39:21I don't know what I'm going to do.
00:39:23But if neither of us are in the top, I'm totally down to do a little point trade to make
00:39:28sure we got each other's back.
00:39:29I'm down.
00:39:29Drag queens are not known to be strategists.
00:39:32But we got to keep the alt girls together.
00:39:35You know what I mean?
00:39:35Yeah, no, no, no.
00:39:36I really appreciate your work.
00:39:38Fierce.
00:39:38These girls don't know it, but I'm thinking.
00:39:40I'm working them.
00:39:42Do you know what you're going to do if you're not in your top?
00:39:44I haven't decided yet with that, with the whole points and everything.
00:39:49Morphine is my number one.
00:39:50But I'm thinking she could be in the top.
00:39:53So, I need alliances with people that are going to be able to give me points.
00:40:00Because in this game, numbers are everything.
00:40:03Who do you think will be in the top?
00:40:05I love your verse.
00:40:06I love my verse, too.
00:40:08And I love it.
00:40:08Dawn's.
00:40:09I definitely think you have a great chance.
00:40:11I bet you have an amazing costume.
00:40:13Isn't it cute and colorful?
00:40:14Yes.
00:40:15Something about me has to be in it.
00:40:16Certainly not my personality.
00:40:17Okay, so we discussed the top.
00:40:19Would you give your point to somebody who won?
00:40:22If I was in an alliance with them, yeah.
00:40:26Oh.
00:40:27Alliances are an interesting beast.
00:40:28I've spoken with Akira about it.
00:40:30Because we're very great friends.
00:40:33But friendship is one thing and competition is another.
00:40:35That is something that we both understand as seasoned veterans in this drag game.
00:40:40Would you?
00:40:41Yeah, you know, yeah.
00:40:43I don't see why not.
00:40:44And in this competition, the finish line only accepts one.
00:40:48How is that going to work?
00:40:50Interesting.
00:40:54Should I offer my verse?
00:40:57Rise and shine.
00:40:59Girl, I don't know how.
00:41:00Could you imagine if I just showed up?
00:41:01Not a care in the world.
00:41:02Just here to do the craziest, stupidest shit.
00:41:03Lucky.
00:41:04Uh-huh.
00:41:05Uh-huh.
00:41:06I love coming for my sister.
00:41:08Yes.
00:41:09So are you doing your green look?
00:41:10Your alien?
00:41:11No, I'm just going to be like a regular girl.
00:41:13Because if I don't have the little toy, I'm going to be right after.
00:41:16Okay.
00:41:16I thought that I was going to be an alien, superstar, 80s diva with different color skin.
00:41:23For this challenge.
00:41:24But now that I realize that I have to do the LaToya look right after, I have to change it
00:41:29up.
00:41:29Also, I want to like give Ru like something different from me.
00:41:33You know what I mean?
00:41:34Right.
00:41:34Lucky reminds me of myself in season two.
00:41:38Because out of this group, Lucky seemed like the outcast.
00:41:42You still doing good with your makeup over there?
00:41:43Is stressing me the fuck out.
00:41:45Because, you know, I want to be great.
00:41:47I don't want to be...
00:41:47Girl, we can fix it.
00:41:50I felt like if I had somebody there to cheer me on and be helpful, things would be different.
00:41:55So I'm trying to be that auntie for Lucky.
00:41:58So you see how you have it here?
00:42:00Uh-huh.
00:42:01You need to like a little bit of a shade.
00:42:03But if you get on my nerves, I'm going to fill you up with sugar and send you home to
00:42:06your mama.
00:42:11That's crazy.
00:42:11Only two of us.
00:42:13Like, I'm still stuck on that.
00:42:14Girl.
00:42:15Why do they have to do it?
00:42:16With the twist of only two of us making it.
00:42:19I know.
00:42:20What the fuck?
00:42:21We all walked in here thinking we just had to be in the top half.
00:42:24And now it's like, no, you have to be the best of the best.
00:42:27I can't wait for the other brackets to find out.
00:42:29I know.
00:42:30They're going to gag.
00:42:31Girl, because only two of us are making it to the semifinals.
00:42:35MBQ points are very, very important because one point could make or break your fate.
00:42:41How are y'all going to give your points?
00:42:43The MBQ.
00:42:43What does MBQ mean?
00:42:45Most valuable queen.
00:42:46Duh.
00:42:47What does it mean to you?
00:42:48Like, why can't it just be you see somebody working hard?
00:42:51But the thing is that the person that is working hard is not in your alliance.
00:42:56Are you going to choose that person or are you going to choose your alliance person?
00:42:58But is everybody a part of an alliance?
00:43:02I don't know.
00:43:02I love all you girls.
00:43:03I don't know who I would give my points to.
00:43:06Woo!
00:43:08Listen, one thing I've learned, especially about queens or people in general.
00:43:11First of all, nature is self-preservation.
00:43:14200K is on the line, baby.
00:43:16They're going to play the game.
00:43:18How old are you?
00:43:18I'm 44.
00:43:1944?
00:43:20Well, you look good for 44.
00:43:22That bitch working hard for that point.
00:43:25A lot of people are being very friendly and chummy-chummy and, you know, doing a lot extra for girls
00:43:31than they would in the outside world.
00:43:33But I don't knock anybody for your hustle.
00:43:36But I see you.
00:43:39Girls, theys and thems, are we ready to pop, lock, and drop it today?
00:43:42I think so.
00:43:44I'm really proud of y'all because I know there was some little drama going on, but I think, you
00:43:48know, we figured it out.
00:43:49Why you look at me?
00:43:51Because you always start the drama.
00:43:53Ooh.
00:43:54I'll tell you this.
00:43:55I can't believe Mystique and I had a difference in opinion.
00:43:57We didn't fight.
00:43:59See how far we're moving on with each other?
00:44:01Hey, it's just day one.
00:44:03We never know.
00:44:04We don't need any geriatric fighting.
00:44:06I actually think I do need that.
00:44:08So far, the vibe in the room is, like, very, very sisterly.
00:44:12But that's the first episode.
00:44:14You know, Akira, go get some prune juice for us.
00:44:16Girl, go get some prune.
00:44:17So that sisterhood may drop to just a sister or may drop to just a sister.
00:44:23The hood.
00:44:25Oh, my God.
00:44:26I live.
00:44:31Drop a girl.
00:44:33Put the bass in your họp.
00:44:39Hip, turt.
00:44:40Put the bass in your họp, hit your toe, get your whole body Given your voice.
00:44:49Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race Tournament of All-Stars.
00:44:54Michelle Visage.
00:44:56Now, is it true that you once won a Grammy Award for Best Reggae Recording?
00:45:02No, Ru, I think you have me mixed up with LaToya Jackson.
00:45:06Oh, I do that so often.
00:45:10He's got a passion for fashion.
00:45:12It's La Roche.
00:45:14Now, Law, is it true that you train to be a police officer in Muncie, Indiana?
00:45:20No, Ru, I think you have me mixed up with LaToya Jackson.
00:45:25Oh, I do that so often.
00:45:28And the complex and multifaceted LaToya Jackson, are you happy to be here?
00:45:35No, Ru, I think you have me mixed up with Michelle and Law.
00:45:42No, no, I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding.
00:45:44I'm so happy to be here.
00:45:46I love it here.
00:45:47And, of course, today is my birthday.
00:45:49And this is the best birthday present I could ever have.
00:45:52Yay!
00:45:52Oh, yay!
00:45:53We're going to celebrate!
00:45:55Yes!
00:45:55This week, we challenged our queens to bust a move in Breakdancing 2, Electric Rugaloo.
00:46:03And tonight on the runway, category is LaToyas Are Us.
00:46:08All-stars, start your engines, and may the best drag queen win.
00:46:16And now, the world debut of Breakdancing 2, Electric Rugaloo.
00:46:23We got a big box and it likes a go-bo.
00:46:28Oh, no.
00:46:31You want to step to this, but do you know just how to handle?
00:46:33The queen is always right, do the trophies on my mantle.
00:46:36Sleeping on me, but I'm the girl of your dreams.
00:46:38I got it all, that's why they call me queen.
00:46:40From M.B.Q. to the Hall of Fame.
00:46:42I'm the body, I'm the face, girl, you know my name.
00:46:44Running rings around you, girl, supersonic to your face.
00:46:46There's pretty sick, though I'll slay you without trace.
00:46:48I'm a mother-tucking legend at the crown's mine, too.
00:46:50When I twerk, it's a blessing, I'm just telling my truth.
00:46:52Mama Ru, let me show you what the body can do.
00:46:55Stepping on necks in my high-heeled shoes.
00:46:57Follow me down to electric roogaloo.
00:47:01Rise and shine, it's the crack of dawn.
00:47:03I'm running this shit like a marathon.
00:47:05That's P to the A to the WN.
00:47:07I am such a cutie, can I be your best friend?
00:47:10It's like breaking it down, I'm outside the box.
00:47:12So fresh, so fly, so unorthodox.
00:47:14My looks couture, your looks a bore.
00:47:16You're never gonna win, sweetie, there's the door.
00:47:18Got body by body, but you know I'm not stressed.
00:47:20Still a naughty body hottie, you're a doo-doo clown mess.
00:47:23Baby, I am caked up, make your boyfriend break up.
00:47:25I'm not telling all my haters, it's a shame about your makeup.
00:47:27I spray on the moon, now feel my face.
00:47:29Ass is thumping all over the place.
00:47:31For a pop-ass spin, so make some room.
00:47:34Cause we got a big box, and it likes to go bold.
00:47:39Kill the dream world.
00:47:42Twinkle, twinkle, I'm your lucky star.
00:47:44Three Z's on my name, cause third time's the charm.
00:47:46That thought me once, now I'ma shake it up.
00:47:48Shoot my cool lemonade, and you'll hot paper cup.
00:47:50Totally bitching, can't be, and so sickening.
00:47:53Not your average star, I don't twinkle, bitch, I glisten.
00:47:55Ow, give it up, hoe.
00:47:57I'm not stomp, bounce it up off the walls, yo.
00:47:59Ow, I'm a star, hoe.
00:48:01Speed it up, slow it down, watch me go, bro.
00:48:04Bubblegum, bubblegum, in a dish.
00:48:05Who's the next girl out?
00:48:06Not me, you wish.
00:48:08Follow me down to electric roo-galoo.
00:48:12Boom.
00:48:12Boom, I'm the queen of this bracket, make up mackin', nails to crackin'.
00:48:16Ooh, I got these bitches gaggin', good gaggin', face crackin'.
00:48:21Sharp tongue and a bite like a bifer, six bars and I'm killin' this cypher.
00:48:25I'm the shit bitch, no diaper, to the rack, I'm pie-typer.
00:48:29Full body like a bottle of scotch, make Michael so top-notch.
00:48:33No stunts, no splits, no dips, just fire.
00:48:36Queen of the scene, can't get no higher.
00:48:37Press play and I'm on now, feel my bass.
00:48:40Ass is bumpin' all over the place, gonna pop that spin, so make some room.
00:48:45Cause we got a big box, standin' like the go-boats.
00:48:49Hey, let's go.
00:48:52Step up to the battle with my boom-boom pal.
00:48:55Roo-ga-loo Barbie, got that BBM bound.
00:48:57Face so beat, all the dolls clogged out.
00:48:59Root blink twice, you've been feelin' down.
00:49:01Miami baddie with a nico now with spice.
00:49:03You wanna lick, gotta pay my price.
00:49:05My hips talk dirty, but my face plays nice.
00:49:08Who said, I'm straight?
00:49:08I said, not tonight.
00:49:11Clip.
00:49:12Body-oddy-oddy, and you know it, don't quit.
00:49:14Turning the party, so it's gonna be lit.
00:49:16La Ritata de Miami, cause you know I'm the shit.
00:49:18Slow me down to electric bro-ga-loo.
00:49:23Still overseen, like a fly girl queen.
00:49:25Tracksuit, tight, skin growing clean.
00:49:27Drop that weight, now I levitate.
00:49:29Glowing like a disco ball, ain't that great?
00:49:31Exfoliate the shade, moisturize the hate.
00:49:33Living my truth, baby, feelin' first rate.
00:49:35I glow in the dark, I sparkle when I shake.
00:49:38This ain't store-bought, it's the sleigh I make.
00:49:40Slim down, blow it up.
00:49:42This queen's ready for a close-up.
00:49:44Mystique, what's that?
00:49:46I'm a steak.
00:49:47Ha ha ha ha!
00:49:51Electric world-ga-loo.
00:49:55Electric world-ga-loo.
00:49:57We're playin' on now, feel my bass.
00:49:59Ass is bumpin' all over the play.
00:50:01Gonna pop ass and so make some room.
00:50:04Cause we got a big box and it likes to go.
00:50:10Boom!
00:50:11Woo!
00:50:15Woo!
00:50:21Woo!
00:50:23Category is Latoya's Are Us.
00:50:27Hee!
00:50:27Up first, A'Keria C. Davenport, inspired by Latoya in Golden Black in Atlantic City.
00:50:35Anybody got some Afro-sheen?
00:50:37Hee!
00:50:38First runway, and here I am in my 1988-inspired Latoya Jackson look,
00:50:44which was the year I was born.
00:50:46She really tied one on, didn't she?
00:50:48She certainly did.
00:50:50I am sequenced from head to toe, and baby, I feel rich.
00:50:55The hair is bent, the waist is cinched, the tail is telling.
00:51:00Y'all see me walk out.
00:51:01Bow down, bitches.
00:51:03Bitch, get back when I step on the runway.
00:51:05Up next, Dawn.
00:51:08Inspired by Latoya in orange at the Moulin Rouge, Paris.
00:51:14Ooh.
00:51:16I am trying to give you a little bit of something new for Miss Donica.
00:51:23Skimpy, burlesquey, we have a tiny little waist.
00:51:26That part's not new.
00:51:26So flocking good.
00:51:29I have these big feather fans that I made myself, thank you.
00:51:34I'm looking like the most stickening stripper Pikmin you've ever seen in your entire life.
00:51:38Do you know what Pikmin is?
00:51:39Mm-mm.
00:51:39Okay, look it up.
00:51:40Dawn is a huge fan.
00:51:42She's actually two huge fans.
00:51:46Up next, lucky stars.
00:51:48Inspired by Latoya in purple at the Moulin Rouge, Paris.
00:51:53Yeah, she's gonna get rocked.
00:51:56I feel like a baddie down this runway.
00:51:59And listen, you cannot have a Latoya look without the hat.
00:52:02Back to you.
00:52:02I'm feeling really confident right now.
00:52:04I'm walking down this runway like I'm the prettiest girl in the world.
00:52:07Because what?
00:52:07Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and I am holding all of it in my pussy.
00:52:12I don't know what that means.
00:52:14For those of you who didn't believe, roll up your sleeves.
00:52:20Morgan McMichaels, inspired by Latoya in red at the Moulin Rouge, Paris.
00:52:25What a fox.
00:52:27I am embodying Latoya Jackson from head to toe.
00:52:31I'm sleek.
00:52:32I am curvy.
00:52:34I am feathers and foxtails.
00:52:36Everything about me is very shiny.
00:52:38You can see me from fucking space.
00:52:39If you say red, you ain't got to get red.
00:52:44I definitely remember this era of Latoya Jackson.
00:52:48Sexy, demure, shiny, everything a drag queen aspires to be.
00:52:53That's Captain Morgan to you.
00:52:58Morphine Love Dion, inspired by Latoya in white at the Moulin Rouge.
00:53:05Michaels is all sold out of pompous grass.
00:53:08I am a Vegas showgirl now.
00:53:11I love feathers and I love headpieces.
00:53:12So I am wearing the biggest, baddest, and most insane costume.
00:53:17You as well.
00:53:18I am pearled rhinestone.
00:53:20These wings weigh about 100 pounds and my shoulders grew because of it, but it's okay because I look amazing.
00:53:26This is Victoria.
00:53:27It definitely has a secret.
00:53:30Mystique Summers, inspired by Latoya in blue at where else?
00:53:36The Moulin Rouge.
00:53:37The Moulin Rouge.
00:53:38The Moulin Rouge.
00:53:50I'm giving all the personalities just smiling, showing them the teeth.
00:53:54Clock this game.
00:53:55The house.
00:54:05Welcome, queens.
00:54:07Tonight, Tournament of All-Stars rules are in full effect.
00:54:12I'll name the top two All-Stars of the week, and each will receive two points.
00:54:17Then, the top two will lip-sync for their chance to win $10,000 and one extra point.
00:54:26Remember, at the end of this three-episode bracket, the two queens with the most points will continue on to
00:54:35the semifinals, with the chance to ultimately win $200,000.
00:54:42Now it's time for the judges' critiques, starting with Akeria C. Davenport.
00:54:49Hey, Akeria. You look fantastic tonight.
00:54:52Let's get into the performance.
00:54:55You kicked it off.
00:54:56You had the opening verse.
00:54:57Not an easy thing to do.
00:54:58You did it strong.
00:54:59You had a cartwheel.
00:55:00I thought the verse was great.
00:55:01You stumbled a little bit with the lip-sync, but you weren't the only one.
00:55:05I think you look absolutely fabulous in this.
00:55:09I love the entire ensemble.
00:55:11However, I think that the dress should have been a little bit longer, because it would have been a little
00:55:16bit more flattering.
00:55:17Did you make it?
00:55:17I did.
00:55:19I did a really great job with the construction.
00:55:20How many wigs is on your head?
00:55:22A hundred.
00:55:25Up next, Dawn.
00:55:27You know what, Dawn?
00:55:28I didn't expect you to spit the bars like you did.
00:55:32My looks couture.
00:55:33Your looks a bore.
00:55:34You're never gonna win, sweetie.
00:55:36There's the door.
00:55:36You did a great job rapping.
00:55:39I thought your look was more fashion than it was hip-hop.
00:55:42I disagree with Michelle.
00:55:43It was very hip-hop.
00:55:45It reminded me of TLC.
00:55:46Mm-hmm.
00:55:47And this look, you came on the stage and put your money where your mouth was, because this is one
00:55:52of my favorite looks that I've seen since I've been on Drag Race.
00:55:55It is stunning.
00:55:57That gradation of stones from the bottom up, that is just the crowning glory of this magnificent outfit.
00:56:05Somewhere in the world, Bob Mackie is looking at this with a fistful of lotion.
00:56:12Up next, Lucky Stars.
00:56:15The way you came into your performance was super fun.
00:56:18I thought your rap was really fun.
00:56:20You were talking about things that we knew.
00:56:22Your rhythm is so good, by the way.
00:56:24No matter where you were on the stage, you stood out to me more than anybody else.
00:56:29I thought your line, shoot my cool lemonade in your hot paper cup, was absolutely disgusting.
00:56:37Now, this look doesn't look or feel as expensive as some of the other girls.
00:56:43The one thing that's missing, the foxtails, because it really finishes the outfit and it makes it look so much
00:56:49more expensive.
00:56:51I know that you tried to bridge the gap between your sort of cosplay style of makeup and entering the
00:56:58world of humanity.
00:57:00Is that where we're at?
00:57:01Yes, and that's a good thing, but it still lends a lot of itself over to the cosplay.
00:57:08Up next, Morgan McMichaels.
00:57:11This is the most iconic outfit from Latoya's run at the Moulin Rouge.
00:57:16In fact, it was on the cover of Ebony Magazine, and you've done it so beautifully.
00:57:20Everything in this outfit is so detailed.
00:57:24It looks exactly like it.
00:57:26Thank you for this.
00:57:27And for your performance, you said, I'm the shit, bitch, no diaper.
00:57:34That is a bar.
00:57:35That is a line.
00:57:36Thank you very much.
00:57:37And you jumped from those crates and did a cartwheel onto the ground.
00:57:41You are a crazy performer, and I'm glad that you got to show the world that you still got it.
00:57:47I'll be paying for that later.
00:57:48Trust me.
00:57:49Worth it.
00:57:50Up next, Morphine Love Dion.
00:57:53This look is one of my favorites tonight.
00:57:55There is so much detail in this.
00:57:57I love those boots.
00:57:58I would wear those boots.
00:58:00I also want to wear those boots.
00:58:01Yes.
00:58:02They're yours, honey.
00:58:03But I do think that the performance look was a little...
00:58:06Hmm.
00:58:07It wasn't enough pizzazz.
00:58:09It gave me very Snow White from the hood.
00:58:11Well, true.
00:58:12Actually, I didn't notice the outfit.
00:58:14I noticed you.
00:58:15Because you really know how to command the stage.
00:58:18I love the rap, and your lyrics were so creative.
00:58:21Miami Batty.
00:58:22Can you continue that sentence for me?
00:58:24Miami Batty with the Nicaragua and Spice.
00:58:26You want a lick, you got to pay my price.
00:58:30Great night for you, Morphine.
00:58:32Up next, from season two, Mystique Summers.
00:58:36Before I critique you, bitch, I just want to say I'm from Chicago, too.
00:58:39I know.
00:58:42In this look, I kept trying to see LaToya, but I kept seeing Albertina Walker.
00:58:46Ooh!
00:58:47This is a gospel revival.
00:58:49It is not the glamour and the sexiness from LaToya at Moulin Rouge.
00:58:56And your performance look, although yours was historically accurate,
00:58:59it wasn't enough drag into it.
00:59:01I could see you just walking down the street in that look,
00:59:03but the face is as real as rain.
00:59:05You're beautiful.
00:59:07When I watched the performance, I thought you were shy.
00:59:11You flubbed several of the lines, but this is what I've noticed since you've been back.
00:59:15It feels like your impulses with your brand new body are on a one-second delay.
00:59:22So the performance seemed a little subdued.
00:59:25Coming from like 400 pounds down to 195, so that truly makes sense.
00:59:29Yeah.
00:59:29Thank you, all-stars.
00:59:31I think we've heard enough.
00:59:32While you untuck backstage, the judges and I will deliberate.
00:59:36You may leave the stage.
00:59:39Now, just between us toy soldiers, what do you think?
00:59:43We are looking for the top two all-stars of the week.
00:59:47I loved everything about Don.
00:59:49I don't have any cons at all.
00:59:50From the minute she walked on stage, she knew exactly what she wanted to do, and she delivered it.
00:59:54That LaToya look, I cannot stop thinking about it.
00:59:58Oh, my gosh.
01:00:00That was breathtaking.
01:00:02Really, I think my favorite look of the night.
01:00:04Morgan McMichaels is the type of drag queen that you pay your money to go see, and she did not
01:00:10disappoint.
01:00:11This girl lives and breathes drag, and you can tell that tonight in her performance.
01:00:15Now, the LaToya look, that was one of my favorites.
01:00:19Morgan replicated that outfit to the T.
01:00:22So, if you're putting Morgan and Morphine side by side because they're both dynamic, it's kind of like, mmm.
01:00:27I think Morphine's performance was wonderful, and I thought her rap, her lyrics were great.
01:00:32However, there was this weird Snow White in the Hood thing that I was getting from her.
01:00:36It was just a kind of like, eh, outfit.
01:00:39But the LaToya outfit, that is where she hit a home run.
01:00:43It was a great homage to the one and only LaToya Jackson.
01:00:47All right. Silence.
01:00:48I've one thing to say.
01:00:51Surprise!
01:00:54Happy birthday, LaToya!
01:00:56Look at that cake!
01:00:58I'd like to propose a toast to the incredible LaToya Jackson.
01:01:05Happy birthday!
01:01:06Yay!
01:01:08Cheers!
01:01:10I'm drinking champagne.
01:01:11Yay!
01:01:15Welcome back, all stars.
01:01:18Based on your electric Rougaloo performances and your LaToya's R Us runway presentations, I've made some decisions.
01:01:30Dawn.
01:01:32Morgan McMichaels.
01:01:35Morphine Love-Dion.
01:01:36This week, you all popped and locked.
01:01:40But the top two all-stars of the week are...
01:01:48Morgan McMichaels.
01:01:50Morgan McMichaels.
01:01:51Morgan McMichaels.
01:01:52And Dawn.
01:01:53Condragulations.
01:01:55You've each earned two points.
01:01:59Congratulations, Jacob.
01:02:01The rest of you may step to the back of the stage.
01:02:05Congratulations.
01:02:07Thanks, Pete.
01:02:08Congratulations.
01:02:12to all stars stand before me ladies this is your chance to impress me win $10,000 and earn a
01:02:23coveted extra point in the tournament of all-stars the time has come for you to lip-sync for la
01:02:36toy
01:02:41I am lip-syncing against Morgan fucking McMichaels I know this bitch is gonna hit it split it kick it
01:02:46but I got some fucking tricks up my fucking sleeve and I want this extra point so bad I'm in
01:02:53the top two inside I'm screaming and now it's the OG bitch versus the new bitch and if I win
01:03:00the lip-sync I'll be the leader I want it I have to have it good luck and don't
01:03:07fuck it up
01:03:16break it in
01:03:34baby it's working
01:03:37love is trouble
01:03:39that makes my feelings dull
01:03:42I enjoy
01:03:43to break with dada
01:03:44eat the best of trouble
01:03:45baby
01:03:46because la toy
01:03:47you don't know how to destroy her
01:03:50just to keep your love excited
01:03:52I'll always enjoy her
01:03:53but you're making love
01:03:58but you're making love
01:03:59love you treat it
01:03:59exactly what I need
01:04:01it's such a making love
01:04:06love you treat it
01:04:07exactly what I need
01:04:14I think I hear Mr. Bass knocking
01:04:18Cool, but we're going to make the rules
01:04:21This ain't no joke, knock on the door
01:04:24Go for broke
01:04:26Yes I do, I do for you
01:04:30Yes I do
01:04:31And I
01:04:35Wicked love
01:04:41I need a wicked kind of lover
01:04:45And that's a fact
01:04:47He's got to be exact
01:04:51All right y'all, I'm out of here
01:05:03All stars, I've made my decision
01:05:13Morgan McMichaels, congratulations, you're a winner baby
01:05:17Thank you, it's been amazing, thank you
01:05:21You've earned a cash tip of 10,000 doulas
01:05:24Plus tickets for you and your friends to see Stop That Train
01:05:28In theaters June 12th
01:05:30Plus an extra point, which gives you a total three points
01:05:35Thank you all
01:05:37Don, you have two points
01:05:40Condragulations
01:05:41Thank you
01:05:42Akira, Lucky, Morphine, Mystique
01:05:47Please come to the front of the stage
01:05:59All stars, with great power comes great responsibility
01:06:03Each week, the bottom four queens will each receive one point
01:06:09But you cannot keep the point for yourself
01:06:12You must give it away to the all-star you believe is the MVQ, the most valuable queen of the
01:06:22week
01:06:22Choose wisely
01:06:23Because at the end of this bracket, the two queens with the most points will move on to the semifinals
01:06:31And the other queens will be eliminated
01:06:36Condragulations, all stars
01:06:37And remember, if you can't love yourself
01:06:39How in the hell are you going to love Stop That Train?
01:06:43In theaters June 12th
01:06:45Can I get an amen up in here?
01:06:46Amen
01:06:47All right, now let the music play
01:06:49Good luck in tone
01:06:51Good luck in tone
01:07:11Good luck, baby.
01:07:14Good luck, you're close.
01:07:15Everything comes down.
01:07:18Good luck, you're close.
01:07:19Good luck, baby.
01:07:21Good luck, you're close.
01:07:23Everything comes down.
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