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00:01To kiss his way for the Chatsworth Express
00:04Oi!
00:05Come watch Pikes making a mess of the lives they were given by him upstairs
00:11And kids there convinced aren't actually theirs
00:15Wicked!
00:16This is what sounds on earth will ever replace
00:20Kids need your money, my wives in your face
00:23Cos this people reckon, and me included, is why pubs and drugs were kindly invented
00:30To calm us all down and stop us going mental
00:32These are Chatsworth Estate
00:36Basic Essentials
00:38We are worth every penny for grinding your axes
00:44Well you sit on our head
00:45But you pay the taxes
00:49Imagine the Britain without Chatsworth Buccaneers
00:53Who'd come on your face for the price of a beer
00:55Eh?
00:57Make Poverty History Cheaper Drugs Now
01:01Make Poverty History Cheaper Drugs Now
01:07Scatter
01:10Bye!
01:11Bye!
01:16Affairs of the heart are troublesome to adults
01:20They're complex and carry lots of baggage and consequences
01:23Big and small
01:25Fucking lie at peace
01:28It's the one area of life where adults get to behave irrationally
01:33Like kids on a shagosh
01:35Tears and tantrums
01:36Falling out and not speaking
01:39Secrets and lies
01:40Secrets and lies
01:42Makes you wonder whether it's worth it
01:44If it wouldn't be better to stay on your own
01:48Be a priest
01:49Or a Trappist monk or something
01:52Live apart from society
01:55If only there was a superior being I could believe in
02:05Where's Liam?
02:07Oh he's gonna be late
02:08Liam!
02:10Oh don't get up I'll fix his toast
02:12Hello!
02:14Have you seen the size of me?
02:16He didn't leave me
02:17He's got a study day
02:22My god he looks like a refugee from the 1980s
02:26There's nothing wrong with him
02:28Oh well the fashion police might beg to differ Debbie
02:31Why's she laughing?
02:33Cause the hormones have affected her brain
02:35Go and get your back
02:36Oh!
02:38Oh!
02:38Scarring for life sending him into school with trousers like that
02:42Well they're gonna have to do him till the end of term
02:44Unless you have a contribution to make
02:47Oh I forgot!
02:48He's my job
02:49Just like everything else round here
02:51Developing a victim complex are we Debbie?
02:53I'm knackered
02:54Well you wanna try sleeping next to the heffa-lump over there
02:57And then see how knackered you are
02:59I'm cooking a baby
03:00Oh which forces you to kick the fuck out of me in me sleep does it?
03:04Wake me up for dinner
03:05Nice more meat on the butcher's pencil Cal
03:07I've got no clean shirts
03:09Come on Debs and see Tracey Kelvin later
03:12We've got two possibilities then aren't we Cal?
03:14Either I've washed, dried and ironed them
03:17And then hid them somewhere so you can't find them
03:19Or alternatively since you should be able to get off your arse
03:22And wash your own shirts by now
03:24It's still in the washing basket
03:26Which do you think it is?
03:29Well if you didn't stay up half the night texting your mates
03:33You might not be so tetchy of a morning
03:36So did she wash her shirts or not?
03:37I'm not
03:38I'm not
04:03I'm not
04:05I'm not
04:21I'm not
04:24I'm not
04:24I'm not
04:28I'm not
04:35I'm not
04:37I'm not
04:37wacky
04:38You're cooking like it's going out of fashion
04:39Useless
04:40fucking
04:42grassing
04:43haggis-eating
04:43Scottish
04:44It'd be a plague of Ricketts though would it?
04:46It'd be a plague of crickets
04:49Like a bulk jimmy out of Pinocchio
04:52One with her top up
04:53Pigs have just nicked Armandie
04:54She's got Katie with her
04:56What for?
04:57I haven't got a clue
04:57Two minutes ago down the road
04:59Ma'am the cops have nicked Armandie
05:01No!
05:03Bastards!
05:08It burns!
05:13I think that's upside down.
05:17What the fuck?
05:18Anything?
05:19You.
05:21Can't stop a Shannon at all, she'll be cracked for ten minutes, though.
05:24Believe me, there are some sites better left unseen.
05:26That's gross.
05:28Er, rank.
05:29Hasn't she got a nap yet?
05:30CSI chats with her, wanting to inspect it.
05:32Another feast for the eyes.
05:34Well, we should get one on her, before...
05:35I haven't got a spare, have I?
05:37It's only popping down the shop.
05:39We'll give you a hand, Putney.
05:40Don't bother.
05:40Quicker if I do it myself.
05:42Stay there, Katie.
05:44Come on, girl.
05:49I'm sorry about this.
05:51We gotta tip off.
05:53We'll get better information, then.
05:54It's fucking harassment.
05:55She's soaked.
06:01Oh, you dropped.
06:12Oh, me baby.
06:14How is he?
06:18Not even third degree burns.
06:20I've had worse off Swan Vasters.
06:22Gotta keep this cream on, stop it blistering.
06:24Because he's worth it.
06:25Shut up, you!
06:26Have some consideration, Shane.
06:29You want me that threw a pan of pasta sauce over his beaner?
06:33And what's that supposed to mean?
06:34You calling me a bad mother?
06:36Mimi.
06:37Mimi?
06:37What?
06:39He was having a go, weren't you?
06:42Wasn't he?
06:53For God's sake.
06:54Fucking coppers.
06:56Don't let him get to you.
06:57Sitting there all morning.
06:58She gets a rash of making a complaint.
07:00Alright.
07:01I'm on your side, remember?
07:03I know.
07:04Sorry.
07:21Oh, shit.
07:26Is this what you're looking for?
07:30You must have dropped it on the floor when you stripped the buggy.
07:33This is a private letter.
07:35I didn't know it was important.
07:38You lot searched my door and stuck your fingers up my arse.
07:41Think I was gonna run after you and deliver your mail.
07:46Sorry.
08:00You alright?
08:07It was your only birth mother.
08:09Your real mum's the one who brought you up.
08:12I was brought up in a care home.
08:13There is no real mum.
08:15She was it.
08:16You've been looking for her a long time.
08:19Two years.
08:22I was gonna start earlier but everyone said,
08:24no, wait till you're older till you know you're on mine.
08:28Now she's fucking dead.
08:31You're not gonna give up are you?
08:33They're children.
08:35They're brothers and sisters.
08:37Half.
08:39Half brothers and one sister.
08:42Now apparently I'm an unfortunate mistake from our mother's youth and shouldn't tarnish her good name by forcing myself upon
08:49the family.
08:50But they've had a shock and all.
08:52Mother's not six weeks in and a long lost son crawls out the woodwork.
08:55You could be a gold digger for all they know.
08:57Thanks so much.
09:02I'd better get back inside.
09:05You can't go in like that.
09:08Your eyes are all puffy.
09:10Yeah.
09:17How old was she when she had you?
09:19Seventeen.
09:20Good Catholic family sent her off to Ireland to have the baby.
09:24Get it adopted, spurred the family shame.
09:27Did you know she was from the North West?
09:29Is that why you came over?
09:31I haven't a clue.
09:33Believe me, it's a shock to the system to think you're Irish then find out it's English blood in your
09:37veins.
09:39The chip on my shoulder is totally confused.
09:43I just don't get it.
09:45I mean, you're a mother.
09:47How could you give away your own baby?
09:49That's a bit of a bloke's attitude if you don't mind me saying.
09:53I was 15 when I fell pregnant with KU.
09:56Hardest thing I've ever done.
09:58People say they'll support you.
10:00They don't really.
10:02I mean, nappy changing and buying vests, yeah.
10:05But in the important stuff.
10:06In the dark hours when you think you're the worst mum ever.
10:09You resent her because she's changed everything.
10:12Forced you to be old before your time.
10:15There's moments you'd flag her on eBay for the price of a bottle of cider.
10:19So, do you wish you hadn't had her?
10:21Are you mental?
10:24She's the most beautiful thing that's ever happened to me.
10:27The only beautiful thing that's ever happened to me.
10:33How could I do that to my own baby?
10:37You lost your temper.
10:39Everybody does sometimes.
10:43It's like the deeds done before my brain's had time to process the thoughts.
10:48Bothers me.
10:49Then let's do something about it.
10:53Nobody's allowed to bother my angel.
10:56Not.
10:57Even.
10:58You.
11:00Done.
11:07Listen.
11:09Thanks for taking the time.
11:11I'm happy with my schedule.
11:13Besides, your eyes don't look like you've gone twelve rounds of Ricky Atten now.
11:17I'm really sorry I opened your letter.
11:20Yeah.
11:21Yeah.
11:23Funny, but...
11:24Well, I'm not.
11:28I'll see you.
11:40Copper!
11:42I'm not sorry for her in.
11:44Seems like a nice bloke.
11:46What is it were you a men in uniform?
11:47Oh, shut up.
11:52You gonna ask him out?
11:54No.
11:55I had that look anyway.
11:57I'm a choir and a police officer off down the pitches for the night.
11:59You're finding excuses.
12:01Feels as if my radar's broke.
12:03After lip.
12:04And then Dex.
12:06Don't know what to think.
12:08I don't wanna make an arse of myself.
12:11Test the water then.
12:12Ow.
12:13Well, you've got the world's best buffer in that.
12:16Take away.
12:21I'll find me troll.
12:22Here.
12:24Try them.
12:27They look worse.
12:29You can see the turn of a mile off.
12:30Well, I'll iron them then.
12:32I can't know where they were before.
12:34Because...
12:34You can't.
12:35That's all.
12:38There we go.
12:43Are we poor?
12:47What made you ask that?
12:48Nothing.
12:51Just...
12:52What some of the kids at school said.
12:54We do alright.
12:55We're not any poorer than anyone else.
12:58And it doesn't matter what other people say.
13:00Okay?
13:01I know.
13:04Come on, Tracer.
13:06It's just a date.
13:08Alright, Cal?
13:18Here he comes.
13:20The great unwashed.
13:22I need...
13:24I need...
13:27advice.
13:29It's about...
13:31sex.
13:35Right.
13:36I'm seeing this girl, Tracy Kelvin, and...
13:39she's dead experienced.
13:41You've popped your cherry, though.
13:42Course I have, but...
13:43she knows stuff.
13:45Loads of stuff.
13:47You've had older women.
13:48Didn't they teach you how?
13:49Yeah, but they always did stuff to me.
13:52Tracy expects me to do stuff to her.
13:58So you want me...
13:59to teach you foreplay?
14:01What's that?
14:06I was so angry, I went out to the garage and snapped off...
14:09Every time I have a drink, I've run out of excuses for my eyes.
14:12Full volume, day and night.
14:15I threw a stereo out the bedroom window.
14:17Mimi.
14:21Do you have anything to share?
14:30Well, there was the time I hit me husband with me shoe.
14:33A good six inch heel.
14:37He'd come in seven sheets to the wind every night that week.
14:41And the kids were only small.
14:46I kept them on deliberate.
14:48Stilettos like.
14:51So I took a knife and carved me initials into his back.
14:54Ten inches high.
14:55While he was still tied up.
14:57Next time, one of my lads hit a ball into his garden.
15:00He handed it back double quick.
15:03That's for sure.
15:09Have you tried taking a deep breath before you act?
15:12Brian, I've tried everything.
15:14I've tried counting to ten.
15:16I've tried saying a prayer to St. Clair of Assisi.
15:18I never get past three.
15:20And I always end up going to confession after.
15:23There are other strategies.
15:25Problem solving.
15:27Better communication.
15:28Cognitive restructuring.
15:30I'm not a hippie.
15:31I'm talking about empathising with people.
15:34Putting yourself in their shoes.
15:37I'll give you some materials that might be of help.
15:46Haven't you got immigrant labour who do that for you?
15:48Filling my day with meaningless tasks.
15:51Where are you off to?
15:53Just out for a walk.
15:55So have you phoned them?
15:57I don't see the point.
16:02Well, see you then.
16:04Hey, wait.
16:06I'm due a break.
16:08Do you want to go to the park or something?
16:11Go on, I'll spring for the ice cream.
16:16Alright.
16:19You could have asked your mother one question.
16:21What would it be?
16:22No, I couldn't ask her just one question.
16:25It would have to be a million or none at all.
16:27Like what?
16:28Like...
16:29Is there a history of heart attacks in the family?
16:33Did she get the life she wanted after she gave me up?
16:35Where did I get this nose?
16:37You could probably sue for the nose.
16:40Just cruel to lumber a kid with that.
16:41Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
16:47You've got to call him.
16:50No, I don't think so.
16:54Another lesson you learn when you're brought up in care.
16:56You can't make people accept you.
16:59Whee!
17:04What's for tea, Mum?
17:05Homemade stew.
17:11It's not her.
17:13That's because you haven't made it yet.
17:25Okay, what's my first lesson?
17:27So, what do you normally do?
17:29Shake them for as long as I can.
17:32Before...
17:34Before, you know...
17:38And that's it?
17:38No, I'd give them a bit of a rub first.
17:41Went six minutes once.
17:43Three hundred and twenty-four pumps.
17:46You don't, like...
17:49Build up to it.
17:50You know, like...
17:50They're eroginous songs.
17:52Tits and fanny, yeah?
17:56This Tracey Kelvin better be worth it.
17:58...
18:01Arrrgh!
18:03Get off me!
18:04Get off me!
18:07Arrrgh!
18:11Arrrgh!
18:12Arrrgh!
18:15Arrrgh!
18:20In.
18:26nobody died it would be irrational to get overly upset about a ruined dinner this is cognitive
18:33restructuring we could attempt to problem solve the reasons why you two felt it necessary to
18:40batter the living shite out of one another what i think's required here is some positive
18:48reinforcement so shane tell your brother that you love him fuck off tell your brother you love him
19:11you're not trying to poke a hole in a fence you're like you're licking a
19:16bartlett's pair are i've got to do it for what i said i wonder what i've got to do it
19:23for
19:24tongs knackered bit like softer karen you're on the first of you wish i could help him that's
19:32all you should help him do something about it get on his good side i can't it's personal
19:37stuff i hardly even know him yeah all right talk yourself out of it god forbid you to meet
19:42a nice bloke with a good job and no baggage who's keen on you
19:45i don't know that he's keen on me yeah fair point cops are always taking me to the park
19:49for ice lollies
19:52pite and sewage karen oh yeah you look like a chicken he's just been told she's got a shit
19:57an egg here you're a mother no i'm not well yeah well you know you've got all the raw material
20:05don't you do you have a is there a a nesting instinct in you makes you want to kick everyone
20:11else out of the homestead make room for your chicks oh has monica got the sweats oh the
20:17sweats the sweats was that what you call it grievous bodily harm in anyone else's language
20:22well you know what the answer is don't you who's that keep your pecker in your pants
20:29so i said to bill roach ken bowler of course i said billy you want to know what side your
20:36bread's buttered tie them into a long-term contract i said so what if you tie a cast you'll have
20:43a steady income not many can say that i'm knackered mate if there was a book entitled all
20:49of men know about women it'd be completely empty she's gone completely off at deep end you know
20:53she's made us hug each other yeah like we was puff sauce summit yeah well i could see you getting
20:57in touch with your feminine side your mother has depths you boys have never been exposed to give
21:01her credit but dad i said give her credit trust me she'll be able to help you out bell carter
21:09are
21:10you having a laugh she was an extra on curry for about 10 minutes 30 years ago you think she
21:15was
21:15a fucking hamlet of the royal shakespeare you've got a better idea have you have you said you wanted
21:22to help him him now's your chance go on she's waiting go on all right there drinks around me
21:45that's very kind of you do you know you remind me a little of pat phoenix elsie tanner god rest
21:53her
21:53soul of course she was a redhead never call me ginger she once said to me look i've got a
22:01job for you
22:03want you to pretend to be someone i'm trying to help a friend
22:11righty-ho you get the drinks in and tell bell all about the role oh and gin if you don't
22:18mind
22:18this time protein power diet right what the fuck's that smell lavender it's soothing
22:37smells like the inside of a hookah's oxster
22:41you said you'd support me paddy i'm trying to my lab oh well sweet pea of course i support you
22:51good i really think it's working i've got some poopery drying in the kitchen
23:14so she's going home to get inside the skin of the character what like silence of the lambs
23:20put it past her she's loopy enough i'm meeting her tomorrow to give details what all this to get
23:26inside some busy's boxes like that's going to happen you never know fine please in yeah me
23:56so i won't give you the full bag i'll give you the quarter keep your head clear see if you
24:01can
24:01patch it up with that nice girl of yours ta-ra
24:08what was all that about young felix he's on the back he morning noon and nice true and in his
24:13relationship a bit less smoke and do them both the world of good
24:24dad what are you doing oh why does everybody in this house see it as their duty to physically abuse
24:33me
24:34listen dad i'm worried about liam he thinks we're poor and he's getting teased
24:40i am the one bearing the brunt deb i mean nobody thinks about fathers do they we're just supposed
24:47to keep storm and just get on with it you know like gary cooper in high noon
24:52uh what about me deb hello love
25:00look i think i made a mistake
25:03maybe this isn't such a good idea it's nothing personal it's just we're tending to be best mates
25:10with some dead woman you never met it's too much of an ask oh you'd have loved patricia if you'd
25:17met
25:18her everybody did what it broke her heart giving that baby away but it was different days her parents
25:26were religious you did what your father said or you were out there a day went by when she didn't
25:32slink off for a quiet cry about her lad growing up in ireland nobody belonging to him not that she
25:38looked for sympathy no there was just a sadness there a guilt you could say that you never quite chuckle
25:57this is everything i can remember from the letter and stuff he said righto oh um cider and black if
26:05you don't mind love i'll skip breakfast
26:15so she was
26:17fucking brilliant nearly believed in myself what did i tell you
26:21it's quite a lager and twoies and don't spare the horses
26:32hello yeah it can be there 7 30. i've just got an errand to run everything all right okay see
26:42you then
26:45it wasn't my fault
26:49since when did we invite junkies into our house for tea
26:53the lad's father ridiculed him all through his teens because of his acne i'm empathizing patrick
27:01i'll be with you in a minute girls terry's almost done are any of these sponges actually buying
27:07anything there's more to life than money patrick you have to nurture the soul the jocks are bad enough
27:14but now my own wife is trying to drive me into bankruptcy i'll be back in a minute love keep
27:19projecting
27:20positive thoughts
27:23why are you being so hostile
27:32business is going down the shitter and you're turning our most reliable pontus into a bunch of
27:37fucking tree huggers i'm doling out help and advice alongside the gear
27:41it's responsible selling it's irresponsible mimi it takes you a fucking hour to shift a couple of pills
27:50i'm a new woman i thought it's what everyone wanted
27:54if you don't like it then maybe we've got a problem
27:59it wasn't my fault i wasn't i'm with you now okay
28:06it's all right
28:28come on frank you've had enough
28:30i only had two pints all afternoon just sleeping
28:33don't get me wrong i don't want a new fucking woman i want the woman i married back
28:37some junkie was helping to move furniture down when i left something about energy flow and thing
28:42to her she's lost her fucking plot don't talk about your mother like that well you just said
28:47that's different i'm her husband she's supposed to worship the ground she walks on while she's
28:51here and then canonize the one she's passed away that's how it works in iris families i don't care
28:55how many chamomile soaps she puts in the bathroom my mimi is in there somewhere we just have to
29:00find a way to provoke a response that'll snap her out of this before it goes too far
29:07you look great thank you love i'll pretend i didn't notice a tone of surprise
29:13so where is the boy wonder you said he'd be here at seven thirty you promised something must have
29:19come up right well i'm going to powder my nose and do i have to stick strictly to the script
29:25yeah
29:27do you need tea when you can love how long have i been here six hours how many pints have
29:36i had
29:36that's just your second oh right that's fucking it she's on the sofa tonight baby or no baby
29:48who says we're poor she bought them out her own savings you know i don't want new trousers well
29:54don't worry they weren't expensive probably came from the sweatshop in asia ten pence a week no
30:01toilet breaks until october oi don't be so ungrateful sorry deb's thanks it's okay you don't need to
30:07take me right i've got to go off out again i could cut me toenails in a bed she hates
30:18it when i do that
30:20why the fuck would you be in my bed um i could do an oil change on my bike in
30:26living room can i
30:27she'd turn it into zen and the art of motorcycle fucking cuddliness put an incense stick in the oil
30:32and burn it you could wash your whites with the coloreds ruin all around these i could hardly tell
30:38you where the washing machine is let alone how to work it karen doesn't make you do the laundry does
30:43she well what's important to her i mean she's more likely to go off a dinger about something that matters
30:49to her wouldn't she isn't she family meaning you your little baby what shane kick the shit out of
31:03your brother oh no pavlov's fucking dog on the quiet make it look like the scots did it yeah how
31:13come
31:13he gets to do me unless you'd rather do it yourself and what good's that gonna do to you nothing
31:20other
31:21than knowing that you're giving her pleasure it's like an investment for the future tell me again
31:26about the array the area the bit around the nipple i have got a life count i can't be your
31:32round
31:33the clock sex counselor i want to learn and you're really helping me it's the areola it's all these
31:39new words i'm never going to remember them unless you show me i'm a married woman well i don't mean
31:46naked with your clothes on the dates i mean it's supposed to be when and it come in a man
31:51just
31:51the bit round here the dark bit you don't just want to plunge right in onto the nipple you want
31:58to
31:58build up to it i know but um just describe what needs to be done again later
32:09come on probably got a kiss kiss salad waiting for us or something
32:17i'm so sorry i'm sitting here two hours i know i'm sorry is this who you wanted me to meet
32:23this is
32:24bell she was a friend of your mother's what we were like sisters me and papa in and out each
32:31other's
32:32houses and how did you just put the feelers out big irish family lots of cousins when uh how did
32:39you know her i said to her only last week last year last year pat i said you should trace
32:45that boy of
32:46yours and she did son she started proceedings her fondest wish to be reunited with you she just
32:53couldn't hold them long enough to see it through she said this last year yep on a trip to vegas
33:01what
33:02yeah she's always wanted to go there i performed there of course when i had my legs for it she
33:07was
33:07star stroke your mom she wanted to see where sonata played caesar's palace mgm grab maybe we should stick
33:14close to home if you must what exactly do you want to know son when did you last see my
33:21mother
33:22couple of months ago a bingo gambling thing the vegas connection again hey i'll tell you who like to
33:30gamble johnny bricks mike baldwin of course i just come from my mother's house what really how is
33:39met with my half brothers and sister oh that must be nice my mother was in a coma for the
33:47last two years
33:47of her life after a brain hemorrhage if she went to vegas it must have been a hell of a
33:53trip
33:56who is this woman i was trying to help
34:01i i better go
34:07they're gonna get the part
34:10tom wait i'm sorry i was trying to help
34:15i thought if you could get some answers even if they weren't the right ones it might give you
34:19some peace it's been a long day when i saw you crying the other day i couldn't bear it mandy
34:29i can't why not if it's because of my family i'm not like them it's at least as hard for
34:37me that you're a copper
34:37no i mean i can't i'm seeing someone i have been for a while
34:45what
34:47you never said
34:49i didn't think it was an issue i didn't know you felt god god my god mandy i'm sorry
35:05i felt horrible didn't know what to say
35:11if i was sending out the wrong signals it wasn't intentional
35:17she was only trying to be kind
35:20it's more than kindness she likes you you're halfway
35:24i know that now at the time
35:34you should have talked to me about your mom how could i we've got enough in reply don't you think
35:40i thought we agreed no secrets it wasn't a secret
35:44i just thought
35:47all the sneaking around coming here can't even call you at home
35:53have you any idea how patronizing that sounds does it well it's all right to sleep with me
35:58tell me that you love me but don't worry my pretty little head with complex personal issues
36:02i didn't think about that i i didn't mean i know you didn't mean that's one of the reasons i
36:09love you
36:14oh
36:15The End
36:20Suck, Suck, Suck, Suck
36:24Mandy
36:26I thought you had a shoo-in
36:30Mandy
36:35He's an idiot
36:36No, you're an idiot
36:38You're not even more of one for listening to you
36:41If your gay dad has as fucked up as your straight antenna
36:43You'll be seeing her a long time, Ian
36:49Hurry up, will ya?
36:50I'll come and do it for ya, she'll be back in a minute
37:10A black eye would have done it
37:15What a day
37:16I've acquired a family I didn't even know
37:19Even though they took a bit of persuading
37:21Nice people though, once I sat down with them
37:27Devs
37:28We have to tell her
37:32We can't
37:33I know
37:34I know
37:35I know it's a massive risk
37:36But
37:38I've got to
37:39She's my sister-in-law
37:40As good as
37:42Just wait till your birthday
37:44Have you any idea how she'd be feeling right now?
37:47I can't lie to her
37:49It wouldn't be fair
37:50I could go to jail
37:52I don't want to jinx those by being unkind to someone
38:04Sweetheart, you alright?
38:06Don't tell Debbie
38:11Why?
38:12What you doing?
38:15A light looking
38:17Poor
38:19People underestimate you
38:21And then if you achieve something
38:23It's a big deal
38:25A working class hero is something to be, Mum
38:29Please don't tell Debbie
38:30She wouldn't understand
38:36You could always burst a pen in your pocket
38:39Cause ink never washes out
38:46Cheers
38:47How'd you get on?
38:49I don't know
38:49Not sure she liked it
38:51What do you mean?
38:52You know the finger up the arse thing?
38:54I don't know if I timed it right
38:56You might have to talk me through it again
38:58Somebody's been out on the town
39:00He's had a date
39:00Oh yeah?
39:02Who with?
39:03Tracy Kelvin
39:04I was just giving him a few tips
39:05Who's Tracy Kelvin?
39:07Ooh, some vastly experienced teen sexual predator
39:10Who's a sexual predator?
39:11What's it gotta do with you?
39:12I'm Tracy Kelvin
39:14What's he been saying?
39:16Nothing, I've not said nothing
39:17He said you knew stuff none of us had ever heard of before
39:20Foreign stuff from your other lovers
39:21Is he calling me a slapper?
39:23No
39:24What?
39:24Did you ride him or not?
39:26Did I fuck?
39:27I won't let him go anywhere near me
39:29It's like if he got his own car
39:31So why?
39:32It was just a joke
39:36He was getting you to talk dirty
39:38What?
39:42He was getting you to talk dirty so he could go home for a bit of DIY
39:47I showed him that thing you do with your tongue
39:50You little bastard
39:56What thing with his tongue?
40:03What's going on?
40:08God almighty what happened?
40:10The jocks!
40:11They caught up with him on the estate
40:13He had no chance
40:15It was a massacre
40:16What are you gonna do?
40:18Me?
40:20Not a thing
40:22There's a new ethos on this house
40:23And I won't be the one who rocks the boat
40:48And I won't be the one who rocks the boat
40:53It's me
40:55What is?
40:57Tom
40:59I'm sorry I didn't tell you Debbie
41:00I wasn't even showing myself what I thought
41:03No, you don't understand
41:06I mean it's me
41:08I'm the someone he's seeing
41:11That was stupid, weren't you kid?
41:15But he's 26
41:17And I'm nearly 16
41:21Well it's illegal
41:23It's disgusting
41:25We love each other
41:26Oh grow up, how can you know what love is at your age?
41:30How old were you when you got pregnant with Katie?
41:32That was different
41:33We were both kids
41:34And love came after, out of necessity
41:38Isn't it better doing it this way round?
41:40I'm not gonna get pregnant, I'm not naive
41:42What? You think because you've got two lessons in biology
41:44You know what it's all about?
41:46You're the one always telling me how grown up I am
41:4820 year old head on her 15 year old shoulders
41:50Well, I couldn't have been more wrong could I?
41:53You love him, you've been reading too many magazines
41:56Look, I'm sorry he hurt you, he didn't mean it
41:59Fuck off, he didn't hurt me
42:01I had a couple of drinks that's all
42:03Lost me head
42:13What are you doing?
42:15Couldn't let you do it on your own could I?
42:17Didn't know what you might be facing
42:21What if someone sees?
42:25Well so be it
42:34I didn't realise
42:36Stop apologising, you pathetic
42:38The pair of you
42:39You won't say anything
42:40Well what am I gonna say?
42:41A bloke I fancy gave me a body swerve
42:43Cos he prefers children
42:45She's not a child
42:46She's not a woman
42:49We didn't do it lightly
42:51It took a long time
42:53That's worse
42:54We'd like to keep it quiet
42:55I'll bet you would
42:56Till Debbie's birthday
42:59Please Mandy
43:04I won't say anything
43:06But when it goes belly up
43:07Don't come running
43:22Look, things could get tricky
43:25Shh
43:27I'll talk to you in the morning
43:55I don't think I'd bother growing up
43:58All that aggro
43:59And for what?
44:01To be kicked out of your bed
44:03Resented for growing a life inside you
44:07The lies and the politics
44:10Sneaking around
44:12Opening yourself up to all sorts of hurt and pain
44:18And for what?
44:20Companionship?
44:22Someone to hold on to in bed at night
44:25You can be your own company
44:27Hold on to yourself in bed
44:28Carl does every night when he thinks I'm sleeping
44:32In the olden days they used to give drugs to the gym house from East Germany
44:36To keep them children for as long as possible
44:39Wonder if I could get my hands on any of those
44:43Listen, I think mum might know about us
44:45You told him!
44:46It's Debbie Gallagher!
44:47Alright?
44:48She's shagging him!
44:49So the torch's back in turn, is she?
44:55Bastard!
44:55This has never happened before
44:57I fancy you like fuck
44:58Tell that to your cock
44:59What's the fucking matter with you?
45:00Wake up!
45:01You need to see him
45:03I am your father, Debbie
45:06Nothing you could do will ever stop me loving you
45:29Love him, love him, love him, love him, love him
45:39Job in a moment
45:47Of course HeΓ²my, it was my choice to move on from Corrie
45:53I'm more of an all-round entertainer
45:55rather than just a one-trick pony.
45:58I've done two cruises around the Shetland Isles.
46:02Three seasons of Skegness.
46:04Hey, hey, hey.
46:05Bobby Davro.
46:06Hey.
46:07Oh, he's a little man.
46:08Close personal friend of mine.
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