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00:02Tickets this way for the Chatsworth Express!
00:07Cormann Morris Pike is making a mess of the lives that we have!
00:12Buy him upstairs, and kids are convinced, and actually theirs!
00:18Stay away!
00:18What sounds on earth could ever replace?
00:22Kids needing money!
00:23Are wise in your face!
00:25Cos these people reckon, and me included, is why pubs and drugs were kindly invented!
00:33To calm us all down!
00:34Stop us going mental!
00:37These are Chatsworth mistakes!
00:39Basic essentials!
00:41We are worth every penny!
00:43Grinding your axes!
00:45You shit on our heads!
00:47But you pay the taxes!
00:53Imagine a Britain without Chatsworth buccaneers!
00:57You'd come on your face for the price of a beer!
00:59Make poverty history! Cheaper drugs now!
01:02Make poverty history!
01:05Cheaper drugs now!
01:06Cheaper drugs!
01:10Cheaper drugs!
01:11Cheaper drugs!
01:13Cheaper drugs!
01:16Cheaper drugs!
01:18Cheaper drugs!
01:18I once fell in love with a man I'd never met.
01:21Actor!
01:22Movie star!
01:24Handsome thing!
01:26Dangerous lips!
01:27The promise of sin smoldering brown eyes!
01:31I wanted him!
01:33I wanted him so badly, it hurt.
01:39Years later, I was working in a bookshop, and in he walks, out of fantasy and into the flesh.
01:46We talked, laughed, but it wasn't too long before I realised that the man I loved was capable only of
01:52loving himself.
01:55Meeting him ruined every memory of him I'd ever held dear.
02:01I've never watched a film of his since.
02:05The fantasy is always better than the reality.
02:16Abe! Abe! Yes, Abe! Oh, God! I'm coming! God, I'm coming! I'm coming!
02:23Oh! Oh, babe! God!
02:30She made this horrible moaning noise, kept shouting,
02:34Amen! Amen!
02:36Then cried out to God that she was coming.
02:39Can you imagine how terrible that must be?
02:41A prisoner in your own body, your only escape, your only release, in your dreams!
02:45Yeah, but that's all they are, babe. You know, just dreams. There's nothing in them.
02:50I still dream of boffing Monaco.
02:56Your nerves must be shot to pieces.
02:58Oh! Well, he's not the only one. Look at that.
03:01I thought the poor old love was a goner.
03:07Why don't you get yourself down the pub?
03:09Oh!
03:11That's me drinking then.
03:12Which is why you're only getting a tenner.
03:25Mickey? My sister Tonya. She's gonna be staying here for a while.
03:29I didn't know you had a sister.
03:31Same dad, different mum, half sister.
03:33Much half.
03:36Er, not sixteen yet.
03:44Okay, this isn't a massive problem.
03:46So whatever you do, keep calm. Okay?
03:52Your dad's in the jockey.
03:57Shit!
03:58You know his mistake, don't you?
04:00Yeah.
04:00Saying keep calm.
04:02But it's like saying to someone, don't worry.
04:05Because the first thing they're gonna do is worry, innit?
04:07So Jamie's a looker.
04:09Shane's a thinker.
04:10That means you must be the gobshite.
04:19Hi, Homer.
04:21Thanks.
04:22Bite of Jesus juice.
04:26Bite of Jesus juice.
04:27Yeah, alright. Wrap us up a slate.
04:33Don't know when you got out.
04:34Yesterday, it was in the paper.
04:37But if you want to stay out, you'll keep your distance from me and her.
04:41Because I'm just dying to see you back inside.
04:44And hearing you've been buttfucked by every window licker on the side wing.
04:47And I'm waiting for the day when I crack open the bubbly and tell our Tonya that our bastard of
04:52a father shuffled off his mortal coil.
04:55The kid's been through enough since the van died without you turning up like a bad smell.
05:01So count this as a warning.
05:03Dad, your dearest.
05:05Your last.
05:08A what?
05:13Oh!
05:16Hold that.
05:29Dad's been warned.
05:30But you know what he's like.
05:31So if he comes near you again.
05:32Call it, Ible.
05:33No, no police.
05:34Not in here.
05:34Tell me, Mimi.
05:36Any in the lands.
05:37And we'll get him sorted.
05:38Look, if he bothers you again, yeah.
05:39He's concrete boots.
05:40Quick ferry across the Mersey.
05:42And bye bye daddy.
05:43Got family in the pool.
05:44Half scouse.
05:45Which half?
05:47You fuck my man round.
05:48You fuck your man round.
05:50You owe him nothing.
05:57Where's Shane got to?
05:58Family business.
06:10If he's not back in time, you're him, right?
06:13Leave her talking to me.
06:14Sit there and do your best to look 15.
06:16I am 15!
06:17Lip it off!
06:19Unless tit!
06:24Don't worry, I'm not interested.
06:26In young girls.
06:27We're kids.
06:28I mean, I do like him.
06:29You know what I mean?
06:30I love him.
06:31We're not in a pedo way.
06:33Just...
06:35Now remember.
06:37Calm.
06:38Collected.
06:39Leave the talking to me.
06:52You've passed the CRB check.
06:54And the local authority are happy for Tonya to stay with you and Shane for the time being.
06:58It's nice to see a family reunited.
07:01Just a shame about the circumstance.
07:03I just need to check on a few details.
07:05Just you and Shane in residence?
07:08Just the two of us.
07:09No, but relatives dropping all the time.
07:12Busy house.
07:13But no overnight stays though, Shane.
07:16They'd need CRB clearance to be allowed to stay overnight with a lack.
07:19I wish you wouldn't call me that.
07:22Looked after child.
07:24Sorry.
07:24We'll make sure no one stays while she's here.
07:27With a little luck and a lot of help,
07:29your dad should be able to sort himself out and you'll be back with him before you know it.
07:32There was talk of Tonya getting her own place once she reaches 16.
07:36She'd need to get her son out of the care system to be guaranteed council accommodation.
07:40I'm sure there's no need for me to remind you of the history of neglect.
07:43Hardly neglect.
07:45Her mum had died, her dad were in prison and she had no cash.
07:47The baby was malnourished.
07:48So was she.
07:49She's 15.
07:50Which is why we've decided to give her a second chance.
07:59Programmed to respond as its real life counterpart.
08:04I did tell Tonya about it last time we met.
08:07There's a memory chip.
08:08It records everything.
08:09So if she keeps the doll happy, she'll get her kid back?
08:12It'll go in her favour.
08:14You can't compare a baby with a piece of plastic.
08:16If she loses a rag on this, there's no harm done.
08:18If she does the same with Enrico, there's a court case and negligence allegations all round.
08:24And we don't want that, do we?
08:26I think Tonya's been through more than enough over the past few months, don't you?
08:35Oh, Ethan!
08:38Go on!
08:42Ed, come on, come on.
08:44Get him in the middle?
08:45Come on, mate!
08:47Go on, Eddie!
08:50One more!
08:52Another step, mate, come on.
08:54One more!
08:55You've got it there, come on.
08:57CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
08:59Great Sanderheis!
09:00CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
09:09Are you saying he grew new legs?
09:12What do you think he is, a fucking newt?
09:14A trip to the shrine of St Boniface II in France.
09:19Remember the whip round we had?
09:23Boniface saw a vision of the Virgin Mary.
09:26Ten years in a wheelchair, got to the Holy Grotto,
09:31took four men to lower him into the waters
09:34and not one to get him out.
09:37Cos he walked.
09:40Walked, Libby, walked.
09:41Yeah, in his wheelchair and resplaining new tyres.
09:45Mock all your life, God works in mysterious ways.
09:48Get yourself over there, Patty, and try it out.
09:51What do you make of that, Mum?
09:53When God first saw Vic to confine me to this contraction,
09:57I prayed every day, every night, pleaded, begged,
09:59bargained for a whale.
10:01He wasn't listening.
10:03Home limit.
10:04But we've only just got here.
10:06There's online bingo.
10:07I want to go home now.
10:12OK?
10:13I go home alone.
10:15If I muck, rigged, don't poke yourself as possible.
10:19Don't take it all to heart.
10:20She's got a lot to put up with,
10:22stuck in that thing all day.
10:24Drive anyone round the bend?
10:26Yeah.
10:33Oh, my God.
10:34Get an ambulance.
10:35Is he dead?
10:36Oh, the irony.
10:48Play this right, and you'll be just down the road from me.
10:51I can help out with Enrico,
10:52and make sure Dad keeps his distance.
10:56Just go to the loo.
11:00She's a good kid.
11:02She's like a mam.
11:04Have the fillings out of your back teeth
11:05before you realise you've got your gob open.
11:15Fuck!
11:16Mickey, look after that till she gets back.
11:18I can't stay here all night.
11:19I've got a rugby team booked in half an hour.
11:21I can hardly drag Junior along, can I?
11:24It's 30 quid, isn't it, for you?
11:25I'll be back around midnight.
11:26Don't we, oh, bye.
11:32Mimi?
11:35Jamie's said to come straight up.
11:37Of course, come in.
11:38Sit down.
11:39Drink.
11:43It's vodka tonic.
11:45Gonna be one of those talks, is it?
11:49The pilgrimage you organised for Steady Eddie.
11:51The fundraiser.
11:53What about it?
11:55If it isn't too much trouble...
11:57I mean, if it is, just let me know
11:59if I'm overstepping the mark.
12:11I've always believed that God had a big black book
12:13and we each had a page.
12:14Our whole lives mapped out for us before we were even born.
12:19Never had you marked down as a fate list.
12:23I was taught to accept whatever life threw at you
12:25and just get on with it.
12:27Seeing Eddie walk got me thinking.
12:31Maybe miracles don't just happen to other people.
12:35Maybe we're due one.
12:38I know it's a long shot, but if there's even the remotest possibility
12:42that it could work, then I owe it to Mum to try.
12:47Yeah, owe it to yourself.
12:48Looking after her 24-7 can't be too easy.
12:52So you want to take her to France?
12:54We haven't two pennies to rub together,
12:56so we'd need to do a fundraiser,
12:58and I just wouldn't even know where to begin.
13:03So I was wondering...
13:06Would you consider helping me?
13:10I'd be honoured.
13:13Feck off.
13:14I hate the frogs more than I hate the feckin' Italians.
13:18More?
13:19She doesn't want to go.
13:21She's hardly one of God's chosen, is she?
13:23She'd lived a few hundred years ago.
13:24She'd been permanently strapped to a fucking ducking stool.
13:27It could work.
13:29Bollocks.
13:30For once, I agree.
13:32Do it for me.
13:33If ever I've meant more to you than just being a skivvy,
13:36someone to feed and clothe you, to wipe your ass...
13:39Eating.
13:40Libby, God's not going to look favourably
13:43on the likes of me.
13:45I was excommunicated the second I fell in love with your father.
13:49You think of me as nothing more than a sinner?
13:53Well, I don't know.
13:54Said Eddie was done time and again for exposing himself.
13:57Used to flash at the nuns up at St Morris's.
13:59God had him back up on his feet in no time.
14:02And smited him with a coronary
14:03that would have stopped an elephant in its tracks.
14:06OK, let's put the faith issue to one side.
14:09And look at this as a break.
14:11Two days in the glorious French countryside.
14:15Great hotel, waited on hand and foot.
14:19I never said I was a total non-believer.
14:23Once a Catholic.
14:30Nicky, four o'clock in the morning.
14:32What the fuck are you doing?
14:34I'm doing a favour for Kelly.
14:36Well, Sonny nearly.
14:37Well, have you gone to his checklist?
14:40You've got these at the hospital.
14:41Have you fed it?
14:42Fed, watered and bathed.
14:45Just put it in the back of the car.
14:47Come on, the engine will knock it out.
14:48Katie used to love that when she was little.
14:51Well, that's the theory.
14:52There's nowhere it goes.
14:54Oh, fuck's sake, Nicky.
15:05Kel.
15:05Floppy, came out.
15:16Oh, fuck's sake.
15:24I'll get him off half an hour ago.
15:29I can't take him.
15:30I'm going to school.
15:31I don't give a fuck.
15:32Where you going?
15:33I'll get the piss ripped out of me for turning with that thing.
15:35I've got him off half an hour ago.
15:37I didn't sign up for this. You said you'd pick him up by midnight.
15:41Get to school, I'll sort it.
15:46I know it's a pain in the arse, but you know how important this is.
15:51Can't you take it in to work? Get one of the girls to look after it?
15:54Tonya doesn't know how I earn a wage and I don't like to keep it that way.
15:58Twenty quid a day.
16:00Thirty, and at fifty bonus if baby's memory card is like a dream at the end of the week. Please!
16:04She's a pain in the arse.
16:07I know, but she's me sister.
16:09She's family, Mickey. I owe her.
16:12And I'll owe you. Big time.
16:15You're just using your feminine wiles to tug on me heartstrings.
16:18Is it working?
16:31I'm sorry, okay, I'm just tired.
16:42You've got to keep it down.
16:44I wonder he won't settle.
16:51Little tip for you.
16:52When my Rodney was about his age and won't sleep, I used to hold a small pillar over his face.
16:58Just till he nodded off like.
17:05What? Like I'm the only one?
17:20Get more out of him than he ever thought possible.
17:22Don't quite attached.
17:23Don't tell madam that. We'll never see her again.
17:26He'll be a nice dad.
17:29Trustworthy.
17:30What about you?
17:32He was thinking of adopting a while back.
17:33I don't think I'd make a very good parent somehow.
17:36Never had much by the way of example.
17:40Time to call this.
17:41I went for a coffee with a mate gabbing, sorry.
17:43The social get wind of you treating this place like an hotel and you'll be back in care before you
17:47know it.
17:52Your tea's burnt.
17:53I've been calling you but it goes straight to voicemail.
17:56It's like you're not interested.
17:57I can cope with it.
17:59But what he's gonna make of it, God only knows.
18:01Mickey.
18:01He's not real.
18:04It's what he represents.
18:06Enrico's in care for a reason.
18:09They don't think you can look after him.
18:11What if they're right?
18:18Come on, don't be too hard on yourself.
18:21Your mum had not long died.
18:22He was on your own.
18:26I'm not no am I?
18:27It's time I got me out together.
18:30Concentrate and get my son back.
18:34I was gonna go out.
18:35This bloke I've just hooked up with.
18:38Oh, he's gorgeous Mickey.
18:40Like something out of a boy band.
18:41Yeah.
18:42Which one?
18:44Eh?
18:46Send him a text.
18:48Tell him it's over.
18:50The least you can do is tell him to his face.
18:53I'll cover for you.
18:55Really?
18:56Go on.
18:58Do you want me to take Kenny?
19:00He's due a feed in an hour.
19:06Ladies and gents, the star attraction's arrived!
19:13We've got 500 quid to raise, so better get started with our slave for a day auction.
19:18Looking very smart, Kai.
19:20I'm off in the town after this.
19:21On the pulp.
19:22I might get lucky.
19:23If you don't and you come by my place and the lights on, give us a nod.
19:27You are familiar with the term milk cop.
19:3175 pounds!
19:3685!
19:38Any advance on 85?
19:4195!
19:4551, twice, 12!
19:52550!
19:54Come on, ladies.
19:56Libby's assured me he's got a crackin' bedside manner.
20:00575.
20:02560.
20:05On it's own, number one.
20:07House!
20:08House!
20:2320.
20:2850.
20:3530.
20:3940!
20:4040!
20:40Try! Once, twice, so!
20:52Make your boots!
21:06I've wanted this for years. A chance for Mum to be okay.
21:10What will I do, Frank? This is all I've ever known.
21:15If it works, it's down to me and I don't know what to do or how to do it.
21:19Yeah, just because you want something doesn't mean to say that you're going to get it.
21:22I mean, I've been anchoring for a threesome with Jordan and Katie Price for donkey's years.
21:27Can't see it happening.
21:29She's made every decision for me. Decided every move I've ever made and...
21:34You decided to take her to France. And if him upstairs actually grants us a fucking miracle
21:39and she comes back under her own steam, I want you doing cartwheels up that road
21:44because you'll be free!
21:46Eh? Free!
21:54But he knows you ain't have time to learn
21:59We've reached the time to learn!
22:03Woo!
22:04Woo!
22:07Woo!
22:08Woo!
22:10Woo!
22:10Woo!
22:10Woo!
22:12Woo!
22:14Woo!
22:14Woo!
22:21Woo!
22:22Woo!
22:23Woo!
22:24Padraic!
22:25Shane!
22:27Mickey!
22:28Shane!
22:29Mickey!
22:30Shane!
22:31Julie!
22:31Kelly!
22:34Shit!
22:38It's on!
22:41Woo!
22:46FCC!
22:50No part I have the wrong.
22:58Feesso, don't punish Tonya for my mistakes!
23:00She's got no one.
23:01She's got me?
23:02I thought she had you.
23:04Julie!
23:04I know you've got a job to do, and for what it's worth,
23:07I think you do it brilliantly, but you must know that
23:09sometimes things don't go to plan, and...
23:12Can't you just turn a blind eye, this once?
23:16The only person who really suffers, the only one being punished, is Tonya.
23:19I'll help out as well, you know.
23:21Between the both of us, we'll make sure she's safe.
23:24Never on her own.
23:25Come on, everybody deserves a break.
23:28Just one.
23:30Please.
23:36Just one.
23:37If you fuck this up, she's back in care. Have you got that?
23:40If my bosses find out about your father-in-law...
23:45Is... is the flat still a possibility?
23:49So long as that memory card reads like we need it to.
23:58Flagging's roll.
23:59Oh, thank you.
24:01Give me love to the Presidente.
24:04There you go. Don't come back with flogged legs.
24:07Yeah, all right.
24:09Hey, get as much back as you can.
24:11Do a cheap in France, ram a few packs down your knickers and...
24:13I'm not going.
24:16What?
24:19You said I should start living.
24:21And I want to start living so bad, Frank, so bad.
24:25What if I get there and it fails?
24:27What if God takes one look at her and says,
24:29no, not you, not today?
24:31Libby!
24:32I couldn't stand it. Couldn't.
24:38Well, I want the old witch out of here just as much as you do,
24:41but there's no way on this earth she's going to get there on her own, is there?
24:44Which is why you're taking her.
24:47Oh, no.
24:48No.
24:49No, she's your mum, not mine.
24:51You can cope better if it succeeds or fails.
24:54You don't give a shit either way.
24:58Your bag's packed.
25:00Look, because of the effect that she has on you, on us,
25:03I want a miracle too, but I want it for you.
25:06Then go, because if you don't, I'm out of here.
25:16This is madness, and you know it.
25:19No, I disagree.
25:21I'd also like to prefix that by saying,
25:24I do not believe in God.
25:27I am secular.
25:29Latin, meaning of the age.
25:31Are you truly of the age, Frank?
25:33Could you just not be arsed aligning yourself to something
25:35that might require any kind of effort?
25:44See you tonight.
25:45Early night, she says.
25:47Finish me with my fella, she says.
25:54Social work, it's been.
25:56I can't believe you've been so stupid.
25:59Stupid?
26:00I was that fucking stupid I didn't even know I was having a baby.
26:03I went into hospital thinking I had appendicitis.
26:06Can you believe that?
26:08The nurses laughed at me.
26:11Laughed.
26:17I want my son.
26:20And I don't.
26:21I miss him.
26:23And I can't stand to have him anywhere near me.
26:29I love him.
26:32And I hate him.
26:35Maybe the best thing would be to let him go.
26:41I don't know.
26:43What do I do?
26:46Tonya, I'm not that bright myself.
26:49You just need some help.
26:54But listen, what about your dad?
26:56My dad?
26:57He's not allowed anywhere near me.
26:58No, not your dad.
26:59The baby's dad.
27:08Don't tell anyone.
27:10Please.
27:12Don't tell Kelly.
27:14Please, Mickey.
27:16For the baby's sake.
27:17For Enrico.
27:19Please.
27:21Okay, I won't.
27:36I'm sorry.
27:38So you should be a daft sod.
27:41I'll go and go back.
27:43You've had a reprieve.
27:44Julie's turned a blind eye.
27:46You'll be staying here, and as soon as you're at 16, the flat's yours.
27:51What about Enrico?
27:53The way Mickey's looking after Kanye, you'll have him back by the end of the week.
28:02Go and get showered.
28:04Stink fags on bros.
28:06Go on.
28:17Kelly?
28:18Kelly?
28:22So where is she then?
28:23I told you to keep your distance.
28:25I told you not to come anywhere near you.
28:26I'm getting a bit sick.
28:27I've been told what to do.
28:28Now you're going to do some listening.
28:30I'm here to stay, and I want to see my little girl.
28:32She's the only family I've got, apart from you, and we all know what you are, don't we?
28:36They're moving her.
28:38I'll find her.
28:40Just like I found her when they moved in with you.
28:42Just like I found the man when she tried to get away.
28:43Just like I found your man.
28:44You fucking hurt her!
28:48What are you going to do?
28:49I'll tell him.
28:50You was?
28:51I'll tell him!
28:52You'll tell him.
28:53And I'll tell him it was down to you.
28:56Me, pissed.
28:58You climbing to bed.
28:59I didn't know who you were until it was too late.
29:02Everyone knows what you are.
29:05And what you do.
29:11Who do you reckon would have been living in?
29:13Me!
29:27Maybe I need a tree.
29:42The skirtings could do you another once-over.
29:44Lillian, I've done them three times.
29:46Mistress, remember?
29:48I own you, Slade.
29:49It was a charity auction.
29:51I'll give you the cash back if you...
29:54Have you got any jobs for Carl?
29:57Ooh, have I.
30:00Skirtings, yeah?
30:15I was told I'd be staying in a hotel.
30:18Tell me there's been some terrible mistake.
30:20They've dropped us off at the wrong place.
30:22Er, excusez-moi.
30:25Bonjour.
30:30Monsieur?
30:31Luis again, monsieur.
30:35Shit.
30:37There must be another room.
30:40It's packed to the rafters with the faithful and deluded.
30:44We're sharing because they were expecting Libby, not me.
30:48The only thing that got me here was the thought of staying somewhere decent.
30:51I'd imagined I'd be neck deep in a jacuzzi by now.
30:55Remind me again why we're here.
30:57For your daughter.
31:00Look, you know and I know there's about as much chance of you walking
31:04as there is me passing a liver function test.
31:08Oh, come on.
31:09Here, hold this.
31:18It's good for my cataracts.
31:19You haven't got cataracts.
31:20I rest my case.
31:35Fancy a drink?
31:59Praise the Lord.
32:03Hello.
32:05Hello.
32:06Hello.
32:14Sister Patrick.
32:16Father Francis.
32:18He's deaf.
32:20Mute.
32:21Here for the cure.
32:25We're just out for a breath there.
32:27S'il vous plaît.
32:29Not at all.
32:33I will pray for you.
32:35Hmm.
32:37We need all the help we can get.
32:44Fuckin' hell.
32:45Fuckin' hell.
32:50Fuckin' hell.
32:51Fuckin' hell.
32:53Fuckin' hell.
32:55Fuckin' hell.
32:55Fuckin' hell.
32:55Fuckin' hell.
32:55Fuckin' hell.
32:55Fuckin' hell.
32:55Fuckin' hell.
32:56Fuckin' hell.
32:56Fuckin' hell.
32:56Fuckin' hell.
32:57Fuckin' hell.
32:57Fuckin' hell.
32:57Fuckin' hell.
32:57Fuckin' hell.
32:59Fuckin' hell.
32:59Fuckin' hell.
33:00Fuckin' hell.
33:00Fuckin' hell.
33:00Fuckin' hell.
33:01Fuckin' hell.
33:01Fuckin' hell.
33:02Fuckin' hell.
33:08Fuckin' hell.
33:12Tonya's out with her mates.
33:15Been calling your mobile.
33:19Not my credit.
33:23She told me about the soc.
33:27About her staying with us until she hit sixteen.
33:32Gets her own flat.
33:36That's on account of the good job you've done with, can't you?
33:45You think it's a good idea?
33:49I mean...
33:52They're looking after a kid.
33:56She's still a kid herself.
34:02Maybe...
34:04Best thing would be for Enrico to stay and care.
34:09Until she feels ready to look after him.
34:13Maybe...
34:14Best thing would be for...
34:19Maybe she'll let him get adopted.
34:22Give him a chance.
34:37She said your dad...
34:44Wasn't...
34:44Wasn't...
34:47Proper with her.
34:56Was it proper with you?
34:58You...
35:10So she'll be picking him up in an hour.
35:16I don't know.
35:17I'm going to wait.
35:20But, if you wait...
35:20I'm going to go.
35:21What's the problem?
35:32I'm going to go.
35:34I'm thinking about what's going on.
35:36I'm going to go.
35:39Ah, sure.
35:41I'm not going to be me.
36:28Hey, you missed a good night last night?
36:30Cracking, lad.
36:31Vodka's straight.
36:32On the hard stuff.
36:40Look, I can take a nail a tea break.
36:54Top of half in there.
36:59Drink it quick, then leave.
37:06In fact, just get out.
37:09Is this a joke?
37:13I know what you did to your daughters.
37:17You ever know who you are?
37:20Fuck you.
37:30Oh, Liam, maybe we should wait.
37:33Until your mum comes back doing the can-can.
37:36Oh, ye of little faith.
37:37I'm being cautious.
37:39There are many reasons why him upstairs might not give us what we want.
37:43The most probable being that there's no him upstairs.
37:46There's not even an upstairs.
37:48How do you get to be so cynical at your age?
37:51How do you get to be so gullible at yours?
37:52It's not gullibility.
37:53It's desperation.
37:55And I know you understand a lot of things at your age that you shouldn't,
37:58but I hope that's not one of them.
38:00Another thing to look forward to?
38:02If this doesn't work, you'll think I'm an idiot.
38:06You're many things, but you're not an idiot.
38:08Now grab the big one.
38:14You know, Libby expects a miracle, don't you?
38:19She won't get mum.
38:21Stupid girl.
38:22Quite.
38:25Don't know why she thinks as much of you as she does, you know.
38:30I'm her mother.
38:32Kids are programmed.
38:34Didn't you love yours?
38:37I can't hardly remember her.
38:40I remember loving her.
38:42I suppose I still do.
38:45When did you lose her?
38:46I was 12.
38:48Oh.
38:49The headmaster called me to his office.
38:52My dad was there.
38:54And he says,
38:56your mum's died.
38:58Just like that.
39:00Has she missed out?
39:01All those special years.
39:03Yeah, they weren't that special.
39:06She didn't stick around and see me...
39:12slip.
39:14Well, not so much of a slip,
39:16more of a fucking...
39:17crest to run.
39:19Downhill slalom, call it what you fucking will.
39:22Maybe if she'd been there,
39:24it wouldn't have happened.
39:25I don't want to be a neighbour next...
39:29I didn't want to.
39:33I don't want to.
39:34Fucking...
39:34Calling the Faithful to their knees.
39:38Huh.
39:40Fancy joining them.
40:04I'm pressing from the doors.
40:23Shane, get to the jockey toilets quick, I need an hand.
40:36What I wouldn't give for that kind of faith.
40:39Well, no, there's something happening here, Patty.
40:45I'm not denying it.
40:46It's mass hysteria, without the hysterics.
40:50We're desperately trying anything.
40:52I'm praying to a god that doesn't exist, being top of the list.
40:57What's happened here, then?
40:59See, that is not the same guy who was just lowered into that water just now.
41:04He's, you know, changing him. You can see it.
41:07He feels better because he's been told he will.
41:12Because he wants to.
41:14It's a placebo.
41:14It's a little bit more.
41:15It's a little bit more.
41:17Not a pair.
41:18Not a pair, no student, not a son.
41:20Not a pair, no student, not a son.
41:22You actually think I'm going to participate in this pantomime?
41:39Oh, mais Sainte-Catherine, c'est merveilleux !
42:23Sainte-Catherine, c'est merveilleux !
42:27Sainte-Catherine, c'est merveilleux !
42:28Jésus ! Il peut marcher !
42:30Oh, Seigneur ! C'est un miracle !
42:34Oh, Seigneur !
42:35Oh, get off me, yes !
42:37Stupid French !
42:38Soyez !
42:39Mais c'est là, monsieur !
42:43Waterloo !
42:45Waterloo !
42:47Oh, Seigneur !
42:54Oh, Seigneur !
42:55Oh, Seigneur !
42:58Oh, Seigneur !
42:59Oh, Seigneur !
42:59Give me a ring when you're done.
43:01Oh, Seigneur !
43:03Been wondering what to do with you, Omar.
43:05My initial reaction was to kill you straight away.
43:07Too quick.
43:11So I came up with this.
43:25I'll get these.
43:28Er...
43:29140 as agreed.
43:31We had a deal.
43:34You're family.
43:36Thanks, bro.
43:39Look, a tonic double, please.
43:42Make it two.
43:45Are you okay now ?
43:47Cheers, mate.
43:49Good.
43:51Mickie, any idea where your dad and your brothers have got it ?
43:54They had a bit of, er, business to sort in Liverpool.
43:57Last-minute stuff.
43:58They've been gone hours.
43:59Well, Seigneur said they might take a quick ferry across the Mersey while they were there.
44:02Used to love doing that when they were kids.
44:03Hmm.
44:24Didn't work.
44:25Did you really expect it to ?
44:26Thought it might.
44:29Welcome back, Mum.
44:30Miss me.
44:31Of course.
44:33You've never been a good liar, Nibby.
44:35Never been that good at anything, really, have you ?
44:38I hope there's something decent in for tea.
44:41The French would eat anything.
44:42Frogs, snails.
44:44Cheaters' magazine, would you believe ?
44:45Hello ?
44:47Yeah, yeah, landed about ten minutes ago.
44:50Yeah.
44:51What the fuck's she doing now ?
45:12Mum ?
45:13Oh, come on.
45:14I thought you saw someone I knew.
45:17Home.
45:18No.
45:19In the back.
45:21We all desire things we can never have.
45:26Have goals we can never achieve.
45:28Winning a lottery.
45:30Flying to the moon.
45:32Bedding the best-looking girl or boy in town.
45:36There you go.
45:38But I'd never even tried to make my dreams reality.
45:41Couldn't bear the thought of failing.
45:44It's worth a try.
45:48Couldn't bear to be reminded of just how ordinary I am.
45:51Hmm.
45:53Ooh, if I were ten years younger.
45:56Give me fantasy over reality any day.
46:03This wedding certificate.
46:05It's, um, fake.
46:06The kids.
46:07They're all bastards.
46:08Tell me something I don't know.
46:10We're getting married at four o'clock today whether you like it or not.
46:15Fuck.
46:16Gary.
46:17I think I fucked you up by telling a few lies.
46:20I'm shagging Paddy Maguire.
46:21You stole my savings.
46:24How dare you!
46:25Wookie now!
46:27I'm not the only one with a sea crab.
46:31I'm sorry I couldn't make it work.
46:52Vivian brink!
46:54I'm not the only one with a sea is mine.
46:56I'm not the only one with a sea crab.
47:12I could show everybody.
47:15I'm not the only one with a sea crab.
47:17I'm not one with a sea crab.
47:25Night-night, son.
47:29Night-night, Dad.
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