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00:01It's a kiss this way for the Chatsworth Express
00:04Oi!
00:05Come watch Pikeys making a mess of the lives they were given by him upstairs
00:11And kids there convinced aren't actually theirs
00:14Wicked!
00:16It's what sounds on earth could ever replace
00:20Kids need your money or wives in your face
00:23Because these people reckon, and me included,
00:26Is why pubs and drugs were kindly invented
00:30To calm us all down and stop us going mental
00:32These are Chatsworth Estate
00:36Basic Essentials
00:38We are worth every penny for grinding your axes
00:44Well you sit on our head but you pay the taxes
00:49Imagine the Britain without Chatsworth Buccaneers
00:53Who'd come on your face for the price of a beer
00:55Eh?
00:57Make Poverty History Cheaper Drugs Now!
01:02Make Poverty History Cheaper Drugs Now!
01:06He-he-he-he-he!
01:07Scatter!
01:10Bye!
01:17Now!
01:18I'm not one given to quoting Scousers unless absolutely necessary
01:22But Ascilla Black once said, before she became a cross between a pimp and a cheerleader on blind date
01:28Come on, it'll be fine
01:29What's it all about?
01:31What's it all about?
01:32There I go
01:33Alvi
01:34They're not speaking Latin, they speak Spanish
01:36No, really?
01:39Scurrying around trying to suss it all out
01:42Truth
01:43Love
01:45Family
01:47Oi!
01:48Take care!
01:50Makes my head hurt
01:55But in life, you have to play the cards you're dealt
01:58Even if the cards are shite
02:00That was a metaphor, obviously
02:03The Greatest Skip with Steve McQueen and James Gurley
02:07Ugh, if you was a fine looking man
02:08Charlie Bronson, you can't beat
02:09I like the Rockford Files
02:10That's not a war movie
02:11About Platoon, Ambergrill, full metal jacket
02:15The cattle are not fucking glowing
02:18What?
02:18The cattle, they're not glowing, they're lowing
02:20What's lowing?
02:21It's the sound the cattle made
02:22Play your cards
02:23You're one to talk, you thought it was our father who art in heaven, Howard be thy name, so you
02:28were fifteen
02:28I'll say move
02:29We're in the bible
02:31We're lowing the bible
02:33Anyway, most of the great escape is lifted
02:35It's a true story
02:36And what are you?
02:37The movie police?
02:38I can like any film I want
02:39You're just in a bad mood because you've got the scabby queen
02:41No I don't
02:42I might be bluffing
02:46Go for the one on the left son
02:48You're safe with that?
02:51Go ahead
02:53Fuck's sake
02:53Fuck off
02:55Bye
03:01Sorry, can't hold it in
03:02Oh, charming
03:08Smile
03:09I quit it
03:14Bastard
03:15Jesus Christ
03:21Oh my God, what's happened to her?
03:23Can you tell me your name?
03:26Called for an ambulance
03:29And I peed on her
03:31Oh wait, no, let me
03:34Ambulance, please
03:37Yeah, I'm on Quarrier's Lane, Chatsworth
03:40There's a girl late teens Asian
03:43Looks to have been assaulted, I'm a police officer
03:46Hello?
03:48Battery's dead
03:49I'll wait with you
03:50No, you can't, you know that
03:52Can you hear me?
03:54Bevs
03:55I know, just call me
03:59Oh, jeez
04:01Oh, jeez
04:22There's no more milk
04:25It's been a week, you can't just not talk to me forever
04:28We live in the same house for God's sake
04:31I'm sorry I'm going out with the bloke you fancy
04:33I don't fancy him
04:35Didn't have you down as the jealous type
04:37Jealous?
04:38Have you and pedo plod?
04:40Can make me fucking laugh
04:41What's going on?
04:43Nothing
04:44Time of the month
04:45What, both of you?
04:49Sisters, sisters
04:50Never were there such devoted sisters
04:54Lord, help the mister
04:56That comes between me and my sister
05:00Oh, I love that
05:02We're not sisters
05:14Oh...
05:16God, Job, Job, Job, Job, Job, Job, Job
05:29Morning, Norm.
05:30Hi.
05:32Overdo it a bit last night, Norma.
05:33Tastes like a camel to shat in me mouth.
05:35Is that why you've got the hump?
05:37And we need a joke.
05:39Hi.
05:39Hilarious.
05:40Oh, God.
05:41I think I've got a bug working on us.
05:43Don't seem to have dinted your fashion sense, though.
05:46Oh, nice.
05:47Can I borrow him?
05:48Oh.
05:49Ain't none of you's ever been pissed, eh?
05:57Good morning, Dad.
05:58Not so if you've been sleeping in a fucking wheelbarrow all night, it's not.
06:03Oh.
06:15Did you give a description?
06:16Well, nothing comprehensible while I was around.
06:19By the time I gave my statement, she was in with the doctors.
06:23Definitely raped.
06:25Yeah.
06:26Do you reckon she might have had her drink spiked?
06:28Poor girl.
06:29I know.
06:30It's horrible.
06:31Anyway, our officers are in with her again now.
06:33Listen, I think Mum might know about us.
06:36How?
06:36I'm not sure.
06:37She was singing a song about sisters.
06:39I'm surprised it's taken them this long, to be honest.
06:42Anyway, look.
06:43Got to go.
06:44Speak to you later.
06:44Okay.
06:52Thanks a lot.
06:53See you next week.
07:01Hey!
07:01You can't just barge in!
07:05You're back!
07:08Evidently.
07:09I...
07:10When?
07:11A few days ago.
07:13Lillian kept me room open.
07:15Believe it or not, I've developed an affection for this shithole.
07:19Sorry, love.
07:20It just barged in like gangbusters.
07:22It's alright, Lillian.
07:23You were just leaving.
07:25I can handle myself, you know.
07:31Do you plan to tell me?
07:33Why would I?
07:34Us?
07:34There is no us, Shane.
07:36For fuck's sake, how many times do I need to say it?
07:38And that's it.
07:41You're a cold-hearted bitch.
07:44Wait.
07:56This belongs to your dad.
07:58Every sovereign's heir.
07:59Tell him I decided not to take him up on his offer.
08:14There you go.
08:15Working brunch for the good Sir Madison.
08:17Ah, cheers.
08:19Got knackered.
08:20Didn't get in till gone four.
08:22Any more info?
08:23They wouldn't tell me anything.
08:24It's a bit weird, isn't it?
08:25Could've thought you were their blue-eyed boy.
08:27Doing a shift off duty like that.
08:29I mean, professional courtesy.
08:31Anyway, you did a good thing.
08:32Get that down your neck.
08:32I'm sorry.
08:32Tom O'Leary.
08:37You're under arrest on suspicion of rape and grievous bodily harm.
08:42You don't have to say anything, but it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned
08:46something which you later rely on in court.
08:49I'm sorry, pal.
08:53It's ridiculous.
08:54I was helping her.
08:55We know that, but the rape kit shows that whoever did this, she used a condom.
08:58So there's no semen samples to clear you.
09:00And she identified you.
09:01She was drugged and barely conscious.
09:04Mine was just the first face she saw.
09:05Where'd you get them scratches on your neck?
09:07None of your business.
09:08Do you think I did this?
09:10Don't be stupid.
09:11Course not.
09:12But it would help if you started giving some answers like,
09:13what were you doing out there at that time of night?
09:15I was getting some fresh air.
09:18I've done nothing wrong.
09:22I'm sure you don't want a lawyer present, Constable.
09:24I don't need one.
09:33Sure isn't fucking right if he's done it.
09:35Oh, you don't know that now.
09:42What?
09:46Your, erm...
09:47Your boyfriend's been arrested.
09:49For rape.
09:51What?
09:51Asian girl.
09:52Down Quarry Lane last night.
09:54I know where she...
09:56How do you all...
09:59You told him.
10:00Your mum overheard us arguing in here last week.
10:03I never said a word.
10:04She didn't.
10:05And I think I've done really well keeping quiet about it,
10:07considering how tense it's been between you two.
10:10He didn't do anything.
10:11It's all over the estate, Debs.
10:12I was with him all night.
10:14We were together when we found her.
10:25If I was of a particularly paranoid disposition,
10:28this would bother me.
10:30You turfing me out?
10:32No.
10:33You want me doll money?
10:34No.
10:35Happy days.
10:40So...
10:41What are you gonna do?
10:44We need to see him.
10:46I'll just...
10:46I'll tell them that I was with him.
10:48Debs.
10:51Are you sleeping with him?
10:55You gonna get him off a rape charge
10:57by telling them he was busy sleeping with an underage girl at the time?
11:03Are you happy now?
11:08She's shagging him.
11:10She's shagging him.
11:32She's shagging him.
11:36Oi, Fiona Bruce.
11:39When I asked you to stash those dodgy M.O.T. certificates in the toilet system,
11:43you did seal the bag properly, didn't you?
11:46Yeah, I think so.
11:47You think so?!
11:51It's usually much later in the day before I start wondering what I did to deserve you.
12:03Hi, Mr Jack.
12:05Just a glass of water, thanks.
12:09Who was I drinking with last night?
12:11Anyone who'd of you?
12:13Apparently.
12:13Anyway.
12:15Roma!
12:16Roma!
12:18Roma!
12:19Roma!
12:20Roma!
12:20Roma!
12:21Roma!
12:24What was the occasion?
12:26There wasn't one.
12:28I just came in for a quiet half hour to read the paper.
12:31Kind of got out of hand.
12:33No one in particular then.
12:36Something wrong?
12:42I woke up wearing somebody else's trousers.
12:46No pants.
12:49I've got no memory.
12:53How much do false M.O.T. certificates retail at?
12:56Enough to make it worth my while flogging him.
12:58Enough to make it a complete fucking embarrassment when I meet big Desi Sanderson.
13:03Work it off.
13:04Work it off.
13:05It's only money, Dad.
13:10Why would you give Kelly nigh on three grand?
13:13Not here, Shane, and not today.
13:14I've had enough for today.
13:16She says she's rejected her offer.
13:18What offer?
13:21So the torch's back in town, is she?
13:23She's got balls, I'll give her that.
13:28I gave her a stipend to ease her path out of here.
13:32And away from you.
13:34Call of paternal concern.
13:37What the fuck do you think you are?
13:40You'd better get that tone out of your voice quick style, Sonny.
13:47You're a bully and a cunt.
13:50That's unacceptable.
13:53Dad.
13:54Dad!
13:56Mind your business.
14:01Think you're big enough to take a pop of the old fella, huh?
14:08You owe her an apology.
14:17Dad!
14:18That's enough!
14:18No, it is not.
14:20Unless you're chasing sites.
14:23Stay out of it, Jamie.
14:25Got anything, Dad?
14:27Don't hurt my brother.
14:28Don't hurt my brother.
14:31It's in his hands.
14:43I don't believe it.
14:45Fuck them.
14:45I'm ringing you, Mum.
14:55And what would baby lie today?
14:57Left or right?
14:58Right one.
15:00Get out to my fucking rag!
15:04Move!
15:05What's going on?
15:06Paddy McGuire's knocking ten bells out his lad.
15:08Oh, shit.
15:11What about baby's lunch?
15:13Go Tesco's.
15:14Let rest at country.
15:21Stay down.
15:23You'll kill me.
15:23What?
15:26He's gonna laugh, Dad.
15:40Patrick!
15:44Oh, my God.
15:47Fuck's sake, Dad!
15:57What are you fucking looking at?
16:05He started it.
16:09Jesus, Shane!
16:14Bastards!
16:25How many's that?
16:27Fourteen.
16:28They say romance is dead.
16:31He didn't do this, you know.
16:33Of course he didn't.
16:35But why is he being so evasive?
16:38His alibi's a load of rubbish.
16:40Scratches on his neck.
16:40I don't know.
16:42We're his mates.
16:53How is he?
16:54At the hospital with Kelly.
16:55Are you keeping him in?
16:56I don't know.
16:58What are you up to?
17:00Just trying to get my head round it.
17:02Shane?
17:04Debbie.
17:06You can't be mad at her.
17:08I'm not mad.
17:09Well, what was all that about this morning?
17:11The arguing?
17:13Just like she wants me to be her best mate about it at Summit.
17:16Hardly likely, is it?
17:17She could probably use her best mate right now.
17:20It's really humiliating, Ian.
17:23That's not Debbie's fault.
17:25Never said it was.
17:27My life's sadly a Mills and Boone romance though, is it?
17:31Try being queer in the land that time forgot.
17:32I mean, how hard can it be?
17:34All I want's a decent shot, a decent bloke.
17:37Me and all.
17:39Shit!
17:41Jesus Christ, what a perp.
17:43Oh, ha ha fucking ha.
17:46At least I'm not stood there with bromide in me brew withering on the vine.
17:50We weren't laughing at you.
17:51Oh, weren't you?
17:53Well, it's always best to get your blows in first.
17:56And who's withering on the vine?
17:57Evidence to suggest otherwise.
18:05Oh!
18:09Fucking hell, Urshela.
18:12And, I swallow.
18:14Why are you taking olive oil in school?
18:16Home, Becky.
18:17Has it's other uses, of course.
18:19Later.
18:24Honestly, Urshela.
18:24This has never happened before.
18:26I fancy you like fuck.
18:27Tell that to your cock.
18:28I get hard-ons all the time.
18:29You can hang a wet towel off it.
18:30A dry-faced cloth would be a start.
18:36Wake up, you fucking idiots.
18:37Tch.
18:50Corrie's on.
18:51Let yourself out.
19:07that's all I've got we agreed on 80 I've got customers waiting for their MOT you'll get the
19:13rest of the end of the week and a 20% discount on the order how's your boy wiser I'm
19:24hoping not that
19:25it's any of your affair your missus must be fizzy wouldn't know I haven't spoken to her I had to
19:33slap
19:33my leg down once mouthy little cunt walks with permanent link now mouth hanging down to one side
19:44let's leave the chit chat to Oprah shall we always a pleasure and it'll be 25% discount Paddy
20:00you know what your dad's like he'd be really gutted about this feeling awful but he won't back down
20:07finding it hard to consider his feelings right now it's how he's wired you know that's not good enough
20:12man how he's wired doesn't wash the whole family's tiptoed round as need to be a big man for years
20:18so it shouldn't come as any surprise then should it maybe we have tiptoed round him but everything
20:25he does he does for this family including wasting our Shane's face could only be an improvement though
20:31couldn't it battering Shane's face oh shut up it's what I do in it you know lighten the load when
20:40everything gets dead serious
20:46so what now you know he'll never apologize I don't know mom he's crossed a line
20:57do you want a blowjob
20:59do you want a blowjob
21:00these stitches in me cock might burst you know
21:04it still feels like erm
21:06like there's a little
21:08like a shard of glass stuck in it or something
21:20what are you so happy about
21:22you lied to me
21:24no I didn't
21:25yeah you did
21:26well
21:26you said you came back because you had an affection for Tatsworth
21:31you don't
21:32you don't
21:33and how the fuck would you know
21:37you came back because you loved me
21:41is that a fuck
21:43I think you take one too many bangs to the head
21:45it's alright you don't have to say it
21:48knowing it's enough
21:50well I don't know what fucking drugs they gave you
21:52but we can send some my way any time
22:01okay
22:03how could anyone develop an affection for this place
22:07makes Basra seem like buttons in high season
22:11it's not so bad
22:18just go to the station you don't have to know everything
22:23the hotel room's on my credit card
22:27they'll put two and two together
22:30what's the worst that can happen
22:32I won't have you testify
22:34they'll keep your name under the papers
22:36but everyone around here will know
22:37your school
22:38I don't care who knows
22:39I do
22:40shit sticks
22:42no you won't be Debbie anymore
22:44you'll
22:45you'll be the girl
22:46that was seduced by that creepy copper
22:49you're not creepy
22:54look I can take whatever consequences come my way
22:57but I'm not having a shadow cast over your life
23:08the ID won't stand up in court because of the ketamine in a system
23:12forensics on you'll be minimal
23:13there'll be some
23:14from when he put her in the recovery position
23:17couple of hairs on her clothes maybe
23:18but not enough to convict
23:19girl put up quite a fight by all accounts
23:21what if there's more than just a couple of hairs
23:23what if my DNA is all over her
23:25how could it be
23:29the 999 call was dialed from the pay-as-you-go
23:31no contract so it's untraceable
23:34whose phone was it
23:35no one's
23:36you're not helping yourself
23:37will you stop lying to us
23:39I'm not lying
23:39take it easy Carrie
23:40who are you with?
23:41none of your business
23:41who were you with?
23:42my girlfriend
23:43then get her to vouch for you
23:45I can't
23:46no
23:47I just
23:47I can't
23:48stop lying to us
23:50it's Debbie Gallagher
23:52alright
23:54it's Debbie Gallagher
23:55but she's
23:57underage
23:58yeah that's why I can't tell
23:59my choices are between going to jail and going to jail
24:18I can't
24:30help
24:35don't know why I bother
24:36half these boxes are fucking empty
24:40they've all got digital anyway
24:43mp3s
24:43ipods
24:44whatnot
24:47couldn't sleep
24:49it's a very quiet house
24:52they didn't come home
24:53no I asked them but
25:01I didn't ask for it maybe
25:02the boy gave me no option
25:03I know
25:07this family means everything to me
25:11I know that
25:13but you've got a reputation to protect
25:15I understand
25:17but
25:20no but
25:21you're my fella Patrick
25:45Jesus
25:46Norma
25:47I need a word
25:48do these belong to you?
25:52unless I've got multiple personalities and one of them's an American tourist
25:56seen anybody in the jockey wearing them?
25:58I think I'd remember
26:01can I go now?
26:03do you want me to inspect the rest of your wardrobe?
26:10they're not from my wardrobe!
26:18so what do you think that happened?
26:20when?
26:21yesterday when you gave me dad's money
26:26not that
26:27you knew there'd be trouble
26:28yeah but for me not you
26:31thought he might come round break my legs
26:34then at least we could get on with it
26:38get on with what?
26:41if you want me to sell that soppy shite
26:43you'll have a long wait Shane McGuire
26:44I don't
26:46sorry
26:47but I will take that blowjob now
26:49it's still on offer
26:51you first?
26:53ah ah ah
26:54so
26:55suffer for your heart
27:08get in
27:24alright Karl?
27:25yeah sweet
27:31what's the fucking matter with you?
27:34wake up
27:37this ever happen to you?
27:38nah mate
27:39quite the opposite
27:40I get a fucking flagpole at the most inappropriate moments
27:44you're a fit young lad though so chances are it's not physical
27:48meaning what?
27:49well meaning most
27:50important say
27:51as an underlying psychological cause
27:54well too young to have psychological problems
27:56well your knob don't think so
27:58well what's changed?
27:59nothing
27:59well something to put you off schoolies
28:09how do you know all this stuff?
28:11I read a lot about cocks
28:14and fannies cocks and fannies
28:16I'm heading out
28:17I need to lock up
28:18just give us a minute mate
28:19a bit light headed
28:20you know
28:29what are you thinking?
28:30you're the police officer
28:31and I've known you since you were a little kid
28:34I like the pair of you but
28:35I suppose it was her who put them scratches on your neck
28:37bit of a tiger are we?
28:38stop
28:39she'll have to come forward
28:40no
28:40she won't
28:41she might not have to
28:42there's no witnesses
28:43and forensics won't have enough
28:45I wouldn't be so sure about that
28:49I pissed on her
28:50what?
28:51I pissed on her
28:53it's how we found her
28:54I went for a leak in the bushes and
28:57my DNA's gonna be all over her
28:59you pissed on a rape victim?
29:02well it's not like I meant it
29:03I don't think that's gonna go down very well in court do you?
29:06she has to make a statement
29:07no
29:07you're prepared to let me swing for this are you?
29:10Lolita
29:10no
29:11no
29:11of course not
29:12I wanted to go straight to the CID
29:13snare yourself a copper between double history and PE did ya?
29:16your little mini micro and your big doe eyes
29:18that's enough
29:19who the hell are you to talk to her like that?
29:22neither of you got secrets
29:23what's the name on your birth certificate Carrie?
29:26how's your driving now you're actually wearing your contacts?
29:30see this is what I'm talking about
29:33people will judge you
29:34right or wrong
29:44it's just so complicated
29:46mmm
29:47well
29:48you're an adult now Debs
29:49and
29:50this is what it's like
29:52have you told dad yet?
29:53no
29:54and
29:55I'm not sure you should either
29:56I can't have everyone else knowing and him not
29:58it'll be different for him Debbie love
30:01cause
30:01you're his little princess
30:04and
30:05well
30:06he might not take it so well
30:12to tell you the truth
30:15I've been looking forward to this
30:17you know to this stage where
30:19we're not just mother and daughter but
30:21you know
30:23we're like mates
30:24and
30:25well
30:26we can talk about stuff
30:28I suppose
30:31so
30:32does it bother you?
30:34you know
30:35your boyfriend liking young girls
30:38what?
30:40no
30:41well I mean
30:41that girl you found
30:43she was only just 16
30:45he never touched her
30:46well
30:46that's not what the police think
30:48I was with him
30:52I'm only concerned
30:53because
30:54I love ya
30:57stop your little cow
31:05you know when you're going to a supermarket on Christmas Eve late
31:08and there's only one scrawny turkey left on the shelf that nobody wants
31:12yeah
31:14well that's us innit
31:19how'd it get to fucking this?
31:21I don't understand
31:21I'm a big ride
31:31I'm lost Ian
31:35I know
31:37me and all
31:38what fucking use the matter to Katie like this?
31:41that's the problem
31:42it's not just about Katie
31:47it's about you as well
31:48you need to get on with your own life
31:50and not take my frustrations out on 15 year olds who think they're in love
31:56maybe she is
32:02I'm a shit mate
32:04no you're not
32:06you're brilliant
32:19I don't believe you
32:20I've got collections to make
32:21the fact that I fell out of them
32:23nothing makes no stops
32:25and are you going to make collections like that?
32:27I'm a Maguire
32:30yeah
32:41ah
32:42wait wait ah my hair's caught you watch
32:44oh sorry
32:47sorry down
32:48oh
32:50oh
32:50oh
32:52this is hopeless
32:54you're not giving up are you?
32:55you've got a stiffy
32:57I'm 19 years old
32:59I get an arden in a mild breeze
33:03it's a bunch
33:03it was a stupid idea anyway
33:06I'm gay
33:06fucking a girl who's one of my best mates
33:08it's not going to solve anything
33:10wouldn't do any harm
33:11do you really want a puff or a boyfriend?
33:13anything that doesn't require patches to operate it be an improvement
33:17get back on your arse you miserable cow
33:21boyfriend with certain horse-like qualities wouldn't go amiss
33:27I'll do you a deal
33:29if neither of us have settled down by the time we're farty
33:31I'll marry you
33:3435
33:35done
33:48so what's the plan?
33:51gonna batter me or fuck me
33:57I'm not into that Greek tragedy shit
34:07we had a deal
34:08no
34:08you had a deal
34:10my thoughts on the matter weren't considered
34:13you've caused a rift in my family
34:17weren't my fists beating down on my own son yesterday?
34:19you put him up to it
34:20gave him the money
34:21I didn't want kneecapped as soon as you found out I was back
34:24could have given it to me direct
34:26try again
34:30he loves me
34:31and you?
34:34I'm not into all that silent treatment either
34:36do you love my son?
34:39yes
34:42so you deliberately provoked this
34:44I did provoke it, you did
34:47when you threw a pile of cash at me and told me to leave
34:51so it'll be my fault then
35:00I've got a wife
35:02who's back at home who's ready to stand by me
35:04despite the fact that her heart's breaking
35:07those kids are our life
35:12I can't be seen to back down
35:14from a confrontation like that
35:17do you know what that would mean to business?
35:20and what Shane?
35:22collateral damage
35:31you fuck with him I'll kill you
35:51you barred Paddy?
35:52don't be silly
35:54down and out now are you?
35:55no
35:55that's enough Dad
35:56what is this?
35:57have a go at your darwick?
35:59people are here for a peaceful drink
36:00that's all
36:02I'm not here to cause trouble
36:04I'm here to apologise
36:05yeah well Kelly's not here is she?
36:07I've already paid her a visit
36:09she says it's ye I should be apologising to
36:13I'm asking your forgiveness
36:19please son
36:22and I'll say it
36:24it's breaking your mother's heart
36:28and mine
36:36get up Dad for fuck's sake
36:43I'm inviting you and Kelly
36:44in fact all of you's
36:46round for a meal tomorrow night
36:47family occasion
36:49I've got plans
36:49three line whip
36:50look it up
36:51you'll be there
36:56alright
36:58well off you pop and ask her
37:00see if she can get the night off work
37:06that was big Eve had it
37:15everybody on the floor
37:32I expect you to acknowledge me in the street
37:35if you pass me you'll say good morning or good afternoon or good evening Mr Maguire
37:39or Paddy if we're better acquainted understood?
37:42yes Mr Maguire
37:44and if you're a purchaser of controlled substances you will go right on purchasing as before
37:49and I will continue to provide the same high quality of customer service that I always have
37:54do I make myself clear?
37:56yes Mr Maguire
37:57it's not loaded
37:59get up you tit
38:01right
38:03family meal tomorrow night
38:05I'm cooking
38:06I'm cooking
38:32oops
38:33hiya
38:33giving them a wash have you
38:35you?
38:36who do you think it was you dafty?
38:40but I mean
38:41how did
38:42you and me we didn't
38:44don't be soft
38:45don't you remember
38:46you came round to mine
38:47demand of one of the girls service you
38:49said you were a woman with needs
38:52but none of my girls are that way inclined love
38:54how did I?
38:56well you wouldn't take no for an answer would you?
38:58stripped right off
38:59you said
39:00I'm a woman
39:01hear me roar
39:05when you passed out
39:06I couldn't get your jeans back on you
39:07these were the next best thing
39:10so I dressed you
39:11threw a bucket of water at you
39:12shoved me through the door
39:15I don't know what to say Lillian
39:17I mean
39:18so sorry
39:19no it were a laugh
39:20one of the girls got it on camera
39:23snatch a book
39:24one of them websites
39:34can I talk to you?
39:41you need to stop seeing this bloke
39:43why?
39:44it's not right
39:45it's a bit hypocritical coming from you
39:47I don't mean morally
39:49I mean
39:51Ursula Green wanted to give me a blowjob
39:53and I couldn't
39:55why not?
39:56I just couldn't
39:57I'll try and work out how I'll come and
40:00Ursula's in your year at school
40:02so?
40:03so if you're shagging it'll make you the same as them
40:06and I can't shag them because
40:08they'll be the same as you
40:09you're not making any sense
40:11you're not like them
40:12you shouldn't be like that
40:14all the lads talk about them, compare notes
40:17who's got tongue rings and stuff
40:19you're better than that
40:20I'm not better than anyone
40:22you are
40:24you're better than all of us
40:25me
40:25Lip
40:26Ian
40:27you're the good one dipper
40:29you can do anything you want
40:30be anything you want
40:31I'm still gonna do all that stuff
40:33it doesn't stop me
40:33what if you get pregnant or something?
40:35I'm not gonna get pregnant
40:36I'm not stupid
40:38I'm happy Carl
40:40why can't you just be happy for me?
40:43well you should
40:44cause happiness is her premium these days
40:48you know
40:49what about your boyfriend?
40:52of course I know
40:52I've got ears haven't I
40:57Carl will you give us a minute?
41:02there's your law
41:03it's Carl
41:04Gallagher
41:04listen
41:05why didn't you say anything?
41:06i was waiting for you to tell me
41:11i was scared
41:12i didn't know how you'd react
41:14what you think i'd ground you?
41:16scrape the rust off the chastity belt
41:18and throw away the key
41:20no
41:33i am your father Debbie
41:38there's nothing you can't tell me
41:41nothing you could do
41:43will ever stop me loving you
41:45see you
42:02i am your father
42:06i gave you something kid but you know
42:09you're underage
42:21what are you doing
42:22leaving
42:23I'm the common denominator here
42:25if I go everyone's problems will be solved
42:27you can't
42:28no
42:30I can't put Debbie through this
42:32I won't
42:33I care too much about it
42:35Tom
42:37I've still got friends in Ireland
42:38I can disappear there
42:40DNA results came back
42:42the skin samples from under her fingernails
42:44they've got a match
42:45it's some bloke on the other side of the city
42:47a three-time sex offender
42:48they made an arrest this afternoon
42:51fuck off
42:56who's the girl?
42:57still under sedation
42:58she's traumatised Tom
43:00you can't blame her
43:01I don't
43:03not for a minute
43:22thank you
43:25from an old recipe of my dear
43:29departed mother
43:31guests first
43:34Kelly's vegetarian
43:36man dad
43:39oh
43:40so your body's a temple is it
43:43in terms of animal products yeah
43:46in terms of spunk
43:48I'm tested regular
43:49so no worries on that front
43:52cheese on toast do you love
43:54that'd be great
43:58could I have that and all
44:19right so
44:20how did you two meet
44:21I want to hear all about it
44:23Tom took her for a cycle and proficiency test at school
44:26no we didn't
44:29as a matter of fact
44:30I asked him out
44:32right
44:34and have you always been interested in girls much younger than yourself
44:38no
44:39no no this is a
44:41one-off circumstance
44:42ignore her she's just staring at
44:44I am not
44:45yes you are
44:49so what's it like
44:52giving birth
44:53must be one of the most
44:55wondrous things a person can experience
44:57hmm
45:00well if you're a fella
45:02imagine shitting a football
45:04or trying to pull your lip over the top of your head
45:07because that's about the closest I can describe it
45:11what's the occasion again
45:13meeting Debbie's fella
45:15oh yeah
45:17so come on
45:22when this country
45:25for sake
45:25meant something
45:27shall we clear away now
45:28yeah
45:28yeah
45:29blound bread
45:31and and
45:32major
45:33and that's not
45:35fun
45:35what is it not pudd
45:37we're not having pudding tonight
45:38Debbie's amazing screening
45:40all right
45:41we're off
45:42it's on the computer
45:43it's only short
45:45snatch book clips
45:46only last a couple of minutes
45:59was it Natalie Wood was in the Seaches
46:01oh yeah and she was drop dead gorgeous in that and all
46:05I was about to be like that
46:11tracking down Indians I mean
46:16little big man
46:17that was brilliant
46:18Dustin Hoffman
46:19I've gone
46:20keep rolling rolling rolling
46:23keep moving moving
46:25I believe in love Alfie
46:26keep those doggy
46:27without true love
46:28we just exist
46:29don't try to understand
46:32just rope and throw and brand
46:34soon we'll be living high and wide
46:39my heart's calculating
46:41Silla Black
46:43is underestimated as a philosopher
46:45I mean people talk about Bob Dylan and that
46:48but
46:48he just fucking moans
46:50Silla had something to say
46:53always had legs like toothpicks though
46:56well then again
46:57suppose most Scousers are undernourished
47:08never call me dad
47:10again
47:10you're the spawn of the devil
47:12shit
47:13I'm not your son
47:14you're not my dad
47:15you're not my dad
47:17you're awake
47:18about fucking time mate
47:21oh my god you're bust
47:23Elton's having a difficult one though
47:25you know
47:25I'm a bit down
47:26I'm gonna be
47:27a fucking star
47:30is it on its way
47:31well a gallon of water
47:33breaking out the fanny
47:34is a definite star
47:36get a nose
47:37I'm your father
47:38I made you
47:39well strip the tree
48:09I'm your father
48:21come on home
48:22let us in
48:26if that's a bikini line
48:28she must wear Bermuda shorts
48:29at the beach
48:31but nice tits
48:32her
48:33uma
48:33m am
48:34ma
48:34m am
48:35m am
48:36m am
48:36m am
48:36m am
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