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00:02Tickets this way for the Totsworth Express!
00:06All the worst pikes making a mess of the lives they were given by him upstairs.
00:13And kids, they're convinced, aren't actually theirs.
00:18What sounds on earth could ever replace his needed money?
00:22A wife's in your face.
00:24Cos this, people reckon, and me included, is why pubs and drugs were kindly invented.
00:31To calm us all down.
00:33Stop us going mental.
00:36These are chaps with the state's basic essentials.
00:40We are worth every penny for grinding your axes.
00:44You shit on our heads.
00:46But you pay taxes.
00:52Imagine a Briton with our chaps with buccaneers who come on your face for the price of a beer.
00:58Make poverty is cheaper drugs now!
01:02Make poverty is cheaper drugs now!
01:08Let's go!
01:10Bye!
01:22Is this the gaff?
01:24I thought you said she'd move.
01:28She did.
01:41I think it's time now, Patrick.
01:43It happened!
01:46My daughter, Patrick.
01:48Rachel.
01:49And of course, she looked different towards the end.
01:52Once the heroine had got hold of her.
01:54You gave it to me.
01:55No!
02:06My mummy would tell us terrifying tales of witches and ogres who gobble up children.
02:10I'd have nightmares and scream the place down.
02:13Morning.
02:15Just up.
02:16I didn't sleep too good.
02:18Go for it, I suppose.
02:19Before you know it, you're a parent yourself.
02:22The joys are beyond expectation, but the fear paralyzes beyond words.
02:26Not saying hello.
02:27All right.
02:28Turkish wrestling.
02:29Big airy blokes in leather shorts.
02:32Covering themselves in oil.
02:34Rolling around trying to get their hands down each other's pants.
02:38So you tell your babies those same terrifying fairy tales that kept you awake to prepare them for just how
02:44hardcore this world can be.
02:48Because monsters do exist.
02:52Jesus Christ.
02:54What are you doing?
02:55Jamie's right downstairs.
02:56I just want to talk.
02:57Where's Monday?
02:57Going to her folks.
02:59Tell them about the engagement party.
03:01Tomorrow night.
03:02If you and Dad can make it.
03:03I know it's short notice.
03:07So...
03:14We couldn't really move on from his affair.
03:19Affair?
03:20Who's takes over me Turkish wrestling?
03:22It's a case!
03:24Ever!
03:24How many affairs have you heard of where a person kidnaps another and turns him into a smack head?
03:29I'll kill you!
03:30So wasn't it some great romance, man?
03:32Then comes the day when strangers don't scare them anymore.
03:36And that's when your nightmares return.
03:38I don't want to hurt her again.
03:40She's a good person.
03:42She's the kind of girl you love when I spend the rest of your life with.
03:48Whereas you, however...
03:51Or a dirty slag who shagged your best mate's fella.
03:54Cause that's all you're good for.
03:56With your tight tops and your short skirts.
04:03How far gone?
04:04Fuck off and die!
04:13You don't know who's it is, do you?
04:16Oh, now you really belong to me.
04:21Jamie!
04:32I never really thought I wanted to.
04:34What do you know?
04:36I want one, I mean.
04:38I can't control these things.
04:41If it comes, it comes.
04:42If it doesn't, well that's fine too.
04:47I'll try.
04:49Right.
04:50It's not about trying.
04:52It's about nature.
04:53And biology.
04:57Come on, Debs!
04:59I've got to go to the post office!
05:00We'll take her with you!
05:02The post office!
05:03Don't be daft!
05:03She hasn't had all the jabs yet!
05:06Has she?
05:08Liam's school.
05:09Or Fiona.
05:12Exactly.
05:14See ya, Frank!
05:15Oh, you can't leave me in charge of a baby!
05:21Oh!
05:22Get off!
05:24Don't even waste your breath, Frank.
05:27Think she shat herself.
05:29What are you doing?
05:30Can't shirk your responsibility, Yvonne.
05:32Fuck's sake!
05:33I only agreed to foster Liam and Stella so you could keep your family together!
05:37Oi!
05:38Get back here!
05:38I'm not a fucking nanny, Frank!
05:40I've got a shop to grow!
05:41Languagey, Bob!
05:47I don't believe it!
05:49Can't have had that job in the funeral pile for more than an hour!
05:52The mane of the species flatters the female with acts of ever more outlandish buffoonery
05:58in a vain attempt to get his appendage gobbled by one, or preferably two, handbags.
06:06But wait!
06:07A rival gamma male approach is boasting a larger appendage, or a smaller plate in his head.
06:15Morning!
06:16Women!
06:17What's all that about, eh?
06:19Women have a different selection process, Carl.
06:22You know, they want transport.
06:26Money.
06:28You know, they want mobility.
06:31They want change of scenery.
06:33You know, they don't all want to hang around the Chatsworth and go to the jockey.
06:37What are you two off?
06:38Jockey.
06:38Yoga.
06:39Bigger...
06:58Bigger!
07:00What's eight million? Do you have to?
07:02Wise!
07:14What have I told you about first doors?
07:16No punters until yoga's done.
07:19Stress-free mammies equals stress-free babbies.
07:26You, you prick.
07:29Crunching Chris all the way through.
07:30Fucking knows me chakra right up.
07:35Fucking Buddhist.
07:37We're never starting shit on the news.
07:40Mark.
07:45How was last night?
07:47120 and tips.
07:49What, for one night's work?
07:50Where's this?
07:51Got any jobs going?
07:52Spitrose Bar and Grill behind Selfridges.
07:55VIPs, ballot parking.
07:57I mean, I've got football that's tipping him.
07:59But I've got him all to myself today, so don't be offended if we slip out.
08:02Oh, babe, I'm feeling a bit shagged.
08:04You know, wouldn't mind just rolling a fat one and...
08:06Fucking students.
08:08I'm backing at night.
08:10Anyway, what are you doing that's so important?
08:12Well, getting the money back for this suit, then buying myself a new motor.
08:15Probably score more birds.
08:16Aren't you even aware that you're turning into some sort of Benny Hill character?
08:20Go on!
08:21That's me.
08:23When did you set your sights so low, Carl?
08:25What, cos I like shagging?
08:26Liking shagging isn't something I've got a problem with.
08:28Finding reasons to maintain a friendship with someone who acts more and more like a walking
08:32ball bag increasingly is.
08:34So you get yourself a car and fuck off.
08:40Marnie?
08:49Can I give you a lift?
08:51Joe's picking us up in a minute.
08:52Just at the kerb, fine.
08:54Moving in then, eh?
08:57Yeah, I thought you were working for him too now.
09:00That right?
09:03Businesswoman, is it?
09:05Yeah right
09:07Just renting out flats to DSS
09:12Didn't meet in a same way before
09:14Think she's missing you pretty badly
09:22Where on earth did you find this?
09:24Had it used
09:25It was your granny's
09:27Kept her snuff in it
09:30I like it
09:31Smells of it
09:43How are you doing?
09:46Can't complain
09:47Busy
09:48Gonna get out
09:49Crad some heads
09:51There's a few debts I've neglected to take care of recently
09:54Coming tomorrow night
09:55Having an engagement party
09:58Your mum coming
10:01Bye sweetie
10:04Nearly there
10:05Just a couple more boxes
10:13Alright Paddy
10:18Flippin' heck
10:19We're gonna need a new gaff for all this stuff eh
10:23Right
10:24Better get on with it
10:29See you tomorrow then
10:31Tomorrow
10:50You and me have some unfinished business here on the floor
10:53Oh Paddy
10:54Oh Paddy
10:58Fuck
11:03You got an analytics one?
11:05No I got rid in case the feds made it
11:07It's fucking legal you stupid bastard
11:09No
11:09You can sue me if they're injecting someone against their consent
11:14You're a fucking idiot
11:16You're a fucking idiot
11:16She's still breathing
11:17Call an ambulance
11:21I got no battery
11:22There we go
11:34Boom
11:37Can't wait
11:38Mickey
11:50Hey, what's her name?
11:52I don't know.
11:52We find her on the street.
11:54Okay.
11:54And what's you have?
11:55Heroin.
11:56Mm-hmm.
12:07Okay, naloxone, two milligrams.
12:21Okay, just keep her talking, get me IV access.
12:25You're okay.
12:26It's okay.
12:27Get me IV access, keep her monitored, and give her access to it, okay?
12:31Okay.
12:32Okay.
12:50Okay.
12:56Uh, post office police, coming through, excuse me, excuse me, post office, Bobby.
13:00You all right?
13:01Just do as I say.
13:02All right.
13:05Hiya, Frank.
13:06Can you lend us a smoke?
13:09Jackie.
13:11Oh.
13:11Jackie.
13:11You in hell, are you pregnant again?
13:13Next.
13:13Yeah.
13:13Getting engaged now when I turn 14.
13:15Well, congratulations, kids.
13:16Just what we need round here.
13:18What's this?
13:19Where's the rest?
13:21Fuck off.
13:21Child benefit, £18.10 times two kids worth.
13:25Check it again.
13:34Right.
13:35If you think I'm fucking about here all day, filling in a new claims form, think I fucking
13:41again.
13:41Gallagher.
13:42Vernon Francis.
13:44Child benefit.
13:45Restart.
13:46Now!
13:48Stop!
13:49This is housing benefit.
13:54Housing benefit.
13:56If it's about a child benefit claim, you're in the wrong department.
14:11Excuse me, look.
14:12I want to report a violation of the Human Rights Act.
14:15Hang on, mate.
14:18I thought it...
14:20I thought it was Mick Hucknell.
14:22I've got this phobia about him.
14:23He's fucking worse than clowns.
14:25It's not gingers, per se.
14:27You know, I'm cool with that.
14:28Well, some of me best mates.
14:29Well, not best mates, but, you know, it's just that curly-haired ginger ponce.
14:35He just gives me the creeps.
14:37It's an involuntary medical condition.
14:39Even the mention of his name just gives me the willies.
14:42He just crept up on us.
14:44I know it's not him.
14:45He just looks so like it, doesn't he?
14:48Just something gets me started.
14:49Have you got a car for sale?
14:51Yeah.
14:51Well, what's the address?
14:52Because I'm coming down now.
14:54Anchorway?
14:55Right.
14:55Well, I'm on Anchorway right now.
14:56I don't know where the fuck is CK Autos.
14:58Alright, Carlos.
15:03It's a bit fucking different to the photo, Ches.
15:05It's an old photo, that.
15:06It's not just an old photo.
15:07It's a different fucking Reggie and everything.
15:10I sell loads of these.
15:11Low profile.
15:12You'll never get a pull from the dibble in one of these.
15:15It's a classic.
15:16The ladies love a classic.
15:25Bits to the left, bits to the left.
15:27Yeah.
15:36Bollocks.
15:37Fucking score down the drain.
15:41Buy low, sell high.
15:43Basic business, Carlos.
15:44Fancy in the boot.
15:46You scratch it, I sue.
15:48Comprende?
15:51Yeah.
16:01I don't need to tell you to keep your mouth shut about this day.
16:09Alright.
16:11So what was it?
16:12Bad smack?
16:13Well, is there another kind?
16:17No.
16:18I mean...
16:20If this can contaminate the drugs out there, then people should know, right?
16:23Yeah, too strong for her.
16:25Second time she's been in this month.
16:27I mean, I can see if they've got a bed for her tonight, but...
16:31Well, what about her family?
16:32All right.
16:33All right, Mom.
17:19I'm not gonna get any more in.
17:20I'll shift these back to the flat.
17:26All right, Karen.
17:28See ya, babe.
17:29See ya!
17:30Fuck, I'm late.
17:31Gotta get over to Longsite.
17:33Can't you just sack it off?
17:37I need to talk to ya.
17:40This is the first proper job I've ever had.
17:42It's like to be like a normal member of society.
17:56Okay.
17:58Sorry I'm late, sister.
18:08Okay.
18:13Okay.
18:16Okay.
18:19Okay.
18:45Oh, you'll never guess what it is.
18:50What just happened?
18:51What?
18:52No, no.
18:53I can't tell you.
18:56Sweet fit.
19:02What?
19:03Been training and that.
19:05Who's that eco-disaster outside?
19:09Maya.
19:13Something like this?
19:15Exactly like this.
19:17The man's a Photoshop genius.
19:19What are you up to?
19:21Can't tell you.
19:29Liam?
19:33So it has come to this that a decent, hard-working man of this once great nation should be deprived
19:41of a parent's basic staple.
19:44The child benefits.
19:45Well, if it comes to the choice of starving by the roadsides or martyrdom, give me immortality.
19:57Change!
19:58We leave!
19:59I need change!
20:00I need change!
20:01I need change!
20:02Oh!
20:02Get out!
20:03I need change!
20:04I need change!
20:11See, what did that tell you?
20:12It's a recognised medical condition.
20:15What's this about child benefits?
20:17We're in the few benefits of having them and now they've stopped it.
20:21Well, what do you expect?
20:23Liam and Stella are officially wards of court in foster care.
20:26What, so Liam's supposed to get a job in a call centre to pay for his turkey Twizzlers,
20:29is he?
20:29No.
20:30His foster parents are expected to pay for them, out of their allowance.
20:35Foster Care Allowance.
20:36Have you not got any more tin patties, Stan?
20:39No.
20:40£271.68 a week for Stella.
20:42It's like tripe and rabbit in jelly patty.
20:44You know, for going on toast.
20:45£271 for Liam.
20:46Where's my fucking end?
20:48Did I have a picture of a cat on the tin?
20:49That's it.
20:50You wouldn't even have any kids to foster if it wasn't for me.
20:52Me fucking child benefit's been stolen.
20:54Is it called Pussy Munch?
20:55That's it, that's the one.
20:57Bottom shelf, centre, next to the dog biscuits, Lillian.
21:00That money is to pay for their upkeep.
21:03That money's stopped me child benefit.
21:04Tough shit.
21:05I've had her all day.
21:06Anyway.
21:06Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
21:09The government themselves have decided to retire me from the parenting game.
21:14She's your legal responsibility now, Yvonne.
21:17You can't go abandoning children, can you?
21:20Frowned upon in fostering circles, innit?
21:23Right.
21:24I'll give Debbie £40 a week.
21:27That'll cover the child benefit.
21:28You have Stella.
21:30Nine while six day times, I'll give you £2 an hour.
21:33£2.50.
21:34£2.
21:35£2.
21:36£2.
21:36£2.
21:37£2.30.
21:38I'll tell you what, how does £1.90 sound?
21:40£2.20.
21:41£1.80.
21:42All right.
21:42No, no, no, no.
21:43£2, no, fair dues.
21:45£1.70.
21:45Oh, fuck's sake.
21:46Deal, deal.
21:50One man can make a difference.
21:53You've got an e-mail again.
21:56We would be most delighted to put your two exciting new signings on tonight's guest list.
22:01Best wishes for the forthcoming season.
22:03Marco.
22:03Come on, let's get están bets unless you need to do anything.
22:07Oh, my God.
22:34Whoa!
22:34Nice!
22:44Okay, but...
22:47Whoa!
22:49Is this a low profile?
22:57Today we have...
23:29What the fuck are you doing?
23:30Same as any other self-respecting young free single millionaire footballer, here's the three bottle of champers
23:36So what have a celebrity you got in here tonight?
23:38You're not a celeb, even the guest list don't beg to differ ma, except for that fucking idiot who told
23:42him in Danish
23:43Watch out, there's girls in here hooked to the tabloids looking for dumb young footballers
23:48It's a fill full of coke, fuck, senseless and exposed to papers
23:53Right, well if anyone come asking I'll be over here
24:07If you're waiting for me, to beg for my life, I swear to you, I won't
24:18I love you forever
24:19Yeah I love you
24:44About this
24:51I mean, I'm here to tell you I'm sorry, I'm so sorry.
25:26Ladies and gentlemen, just have your attention for a moment, we have a very special guest
25:32with us here tonight, all the way from the Ukraine, pop sensation Duma Palluma.
25:49There he is.
25:51As I am sure you all know, this is Danish international footballer Carlos Larsen.
26:00He is very surprised for me to be here, as we have been together for four years tonight.
26:15You know, when I first saw him, he was playing in the final against Aberdeen.
26:22And in the very last minutes, he took the ball from his own goalposts, down the wing, shaking
26:29off defenders and scored the winning goal.
26:34The crowd picked you up and carried you on their shoulders, chanting, Carlos, Carlos.
26:42And then you started to cry, like a little girl.
26:49And then you pissed your pants.
26:59And you were standing in front of all of those people, sobbing like a little girl with pissed
27:07pants.
27:08I said then, that is passionate man.
27:16One day, I would dance with that man.
27:23Happy birthday to you.
27:26Happy birthday to you.
27:29Happy birthday to you.
27:33Happy birthday, Carlos Larsen.
27:37Happy birthday to you.
27:40Happy birthday to you.
27:41Happy birthday to you.
27:41Happy birthday to you.
27:42Happy birthday to you.
27:43Happy birthday to you.
27:43Happy birthday to you.
27:45Happy birthday to you.
27:48Happy birthday to you.
27:55Happy birthday to you.
27:56Happy birthday to you.
27:58Happy birthday to you.
27:59Happy birthday to you.
28:00Happy birthday to you.
28:01Happy birthday to you.
28:02Happy birthday to you.
28:03Happy birthday to you.
28:04Happy birthday to you.
28:05Happy birthday to you.
28:07Happy birthday to you.
28:09any more drinks
28:14Where you from in Denmark
28:17It's a little town
28:20Just outside of Stockholm. You probably thought stop I was in Sweden
28:31Well, yes it is a few miles from Sweden and Ikea
28:38Yes
28:40And then you're from Ukraine. Oh, you know it. No. No way the fuck you ask
29:19You don't have much of an accident
29:22Well, no, I traveled around to that
29:25No girls, they are friends of yours?
29:29What there? No, I've always just met them. I don't even know their names
29:33Good. They remind me of vampires
29:38Oh
29:39Is it is it me or we?
29:41It's vampires
29:43No, it's vampires
29:44Your life
29:50I'm
29:57I'm
30:05I'm
30:13I'm
30:14I'm
30:15I'm
30:20And they're both mental.
30:23As for Mandy, she's got herself a decent job.
30:26Running properties with her new fiancée.
30:31They've got an engagement party tomorrow night at the Jockey.
30:34It's the pub that...
30:38Jimmy, my eldest, runs.
30:43Nice.
30:59I've thought about you a lot.
31:02They call that Stockholm Syndrome.
31:07And the boat, Rachel.
31:15She was a good girl.
31:19Beautiful.
31:23She didn't hang out with the wrong sort.
31:27Bali lessons.
31:29Gymnastics.
31:30Horse riding.
31:32Better schools.
31:33Extra tutoring.
31:35Never a minute spare.
31:40It's all thrown away.
31:43To die on the floor of a squat.
31:50A squat.
31:57Kids.
32:00Give them the opportunities you never had.
32:03Everything I never had.
32:04Not like me.
32:05I was pregnant and on my own at 19.
32:08Yeah?
32:09Mm-hmm.
32:16Where is Mr. Maureen?
32:19Oh, he's long gone.
32:24Yeah.
32:27You try keeping a man in your life with all that going on.
32:30They don't stay long, none of them.
32:35We didn't really see eye to eye
32:37when it came to keeping drug dealers tied up in the spare bedroom.
32:52It's all.
32:56Oh, sorry.
33:14He wasn't, um, he wasn't Rachel's dad or anything.
33:22Didn't really know her.
33:35Sooner or later, everybody runs away from me.
33:45Did Rachel run away?
33:47Yeah.
33:50Why do you think she did that?
33:53I don't know.
33:58Must have heard.
34:02You pick up the pieces.
34:15You ever see her again?
34:18Um, there was this, the one time she came, she came and called at the house, but...
34:28You didn't see her?
34:31Um, no, no, not quite.
34:33I did, um, yeah, I did, I opened the door, but...
34:49Did you shut that door on her mind?
34:55What?
34:56Did she come to you for help?
35:02She needed to learn that there were boundaries, and she couldn't just come swanning back into
35:07my life with all that chaos.
35:08Boss?
35:09I'd moved on.
35:13I needed to show her I was serious.
35:21I didn't think that she'd...
35:23All this time, you've been looking for someone to blame.
35:32If I knew who was responsible for the death of my child, I'd personally deliver them to
35:36the gates of hell.
35:37Help.
35:42Help.
35:47Help.
35:59I'll see you in the hallway.
35:59Go now, bye.
36:19Oh
36:24Tabloid
36:28Cheers for the video mate boss
36:33There doesn't appear to be any players from United called Shenzhen
36:42But feel free to send out the videos you may have of you sucking off your own body
37:04It's fancy to go upstairs then?
37:09What's up with you?
37:11You
37:11But why are you being all moody now? We got home, thought we had a buzz
37:14It was a laugh
37:16Being different people
37:18But now you default to being the same reject from a carry-on film
37:29Do you want to hear a theory?
37:32Carl
37:33Not as thick as he looks
37:38It's a wild theory
37:39And if it's true the universe might just implode
37:42What if it's all a ploy to make you jealous?
37:44Oh
37:45Luke I might have been interested once but no
37:47Because it did provoke a pretty extreme reaction
37:50You might not have anticipated you turning up at the club
37:54But since you did all your cards have laid on the table
37:57Any attempts at bluffing is meaningless
38:01Get the fuck out of here
38:02Come on metal Mickey
38:15The wonder of nature Bunty
38:17The joy to be around
38:19Gift
38:21It's a shame you never had any of your own
38:24You can't put a price on spending time with your kids
38:28But if you had to I'll just 50p an hour down
38:32The RSPCA might not be prepared to give you a second chance Bunty but I will
38:37Deal
38:38Great
38:39See you later
38:44If I can give him a second chance you should be able to alright?
38:47You can't go through with this
38:48You've got to call this engagement off
38:50I'm trying to tell you something
38:52And I don't know how to tell you here
38:55Would this be the same thing you've been saying since I met him?
38:57No!
38:59Although I do think he's a cunt
39:01And I wish he'd never laid eyes on him
39:02Have you any idea what it's like?
39:04Trying to move on
39:05Knowing that not even everyone you know
39:07But everyone you care about thinks you're a knob
39:09Because of something they know fuck all about
39:12Any fucking idea how insulting to my intelligence that is?
39:15He fucked me!
39:20I'm pregnant
39:35Karen
39:38You need help
39:41I think you might need to see someone
39:44You're retreating into your own little fantasy world to compensate for your problems
39:49Problems?
39:51Losing the baby
39:53And I know you're not happy
39:58Joe's told me about what happened
40:01When you...
40:02You coming on to make the football
40:06I'm not angry
40:10He's not angry
40:11What the fuck are you talking about?
40:13Karen, it's not an admission of defeat to take some help
40:18Do you know what?
40:22Just get the fuck away from me
40:26I was trying to help you
40:28Just do one
40:32Sorry
40:33Mandy, phone for you
40:40You're not gonna believe this
40:42A woman's just called to say she's found a wallet
40:44With 300 quid in it
40:45No ID, just a raffle ticket
40:47For a raffle at the Jockey pub Chatsworth
40:49Says would she be able to return it to the rightful owner
40:52Or should she take it to the police station?
40:54No!
40:54Serious!
40:55It could be someone's wages
40:58Wages?
40:58Wages, that's a killer
41:02Okay
41:03Attention everyone
41:04It's probably not worth asking
41:06But has anyone lost a wallet?
41:09With 300 quid and a raffle ticket inside it
41:20No, seriously
41:21No, I was just sat there thinking
41:23Yeah
41:24I'd just get myself another pint and I'd put my hand in my pocket and I thought that's funny, where's
41:29my wallet?
41:30I've got a wallet
41:31I'm just
41:31As if you'd buy a raffle ticket
41:36How dare you
41:40Nice little engagement gift, that
41:42Just get back here with the door rapid
41:44Can't be dealing with this engagement doing the family on me own
41:48Hey, see you later
42:04And so, in the time honoured tradition of the fairy tale, it begins once upon a time and ends happily
42:14ever after
42:16But, just like old Lenny Crabstick sang in that song
42:21Sometimes, it ain't over till it's over
42:31Hello, I'm Mandy McGuire
42:33I spoke on the phone earlier, about the wallet
42:47And the winning ticket is...
42:51Number 76
42:52Aww
42:53Yeah, baby
42:55Yeah!
42:57You won it!
42:58Get her on, mate!
42:59Yeah!
43:01Yeah!
43:03Yeah!
43:06You won it!
43:10Hello, sweetheart
43:11How are you?
43:12Hello
43:13You alright?
43:16Mimi
43:17That problem
43:18I want you to know
43:20I've fixed it
43:21Maureen
43:23That psycho bitch
43:24He was outside my house at 5 o'clock this morning
43:26Threatening to kill herself
43:28Screaming all over the estate
43:30Looking for Yib
43:32You haven't sorted anything
43:34You've just made things worse
43:36Now you really will have to sort it
43:38Joe's car's outside, they're here!
43:40Rest
43:41Rest
43:41Rest
43:41Rest
43:42Rest
43:44Shhh
43:47Shhh
43:53Oh shit, she's not with me, she won't be long
44:10I'm, erm, a friend of your father's
44:18Are you Maureen?
44:23The one that kidnapped him?
44:29The one that kidnapped him
44:29I just think it's about time we put this whole thing to bed
44:32If you'll help me
44:40I'll just go and see if the kettle's boiled
44:54It's not fair that I took that call
44:56She could've told me about it
44:58300 quid?
44:59No way would've told any of you fuckers
45:01Why didn't she?
45:03I don't know, specifically asked for Mandy Maguire
45:06What?
45:06What?
45:06I should've just asked her, do you know what I mean?
45:08What, what, what's it regarding?
45:09Uh, oh, if you could...
45:12Hello?
45:12I don't know, I don't know
45:13I can't see who they are
45:16I can't see who they are
45:17I can't see who they are
45:18I can't see who they are
45:41Who'd say I am
45:43Hello?
46:01Mandy, when you get this message, call your daughter as soon as possible, OK?
46:19Get the fuck away!
46:58Mandy, Mandy, Mandy!
47:02I can't take him away!
47:04Dad, Dad!
47:08Dad!
47:11Movie in front of me.
47:17Dad!
47:34I don't know.
47:35I don't know.
48:01And Froggy said, what an adventure, as he yawned a big yawn and snuggled up in his bed to have
48:08lovely dreams.
48:09He won't go into the woods by himself again now, will he?
48:13And that's a little froggy there, isn't it?
48:15He's got his mirror.
48:17And his backpack.
48:19And do you know what that is?
48:21That's a duck, isn't it?
48:24Can you turn the page?
48:30That's it, you've got it.
48:37Mum and Dad are gonna take the rest of the ashes back to Ireland.
48:42Scatter them in the Shannon.
48:44It's nice, mate.
48:46It's really thoughtful.
48:47You know I'm here for you.
48:50If you need anything.
49:06Tis the last rose of summer
49:12Left blooming alone
49:18All her lovely companions
49:24Are faded and gone
49:31No flower of her kindred
49:38No rosebud is nigh
49:49To reflect back her blushes
49:57Or to give sight for sight
50:04I'll not leave thee, thou lone one
50:12To pine on the stern
50:18Since the lovely are sleeping
50:25Go sleep now with them
50:34Thus kindly I'll scatter
50:39Thine leaves or the bed
50:52Where thy mates
50:55Of thy garden
50:59Lie scentless
51:04And dead
51:32Ha ha ha ha ha!
51:34Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
52:04Go, go, go, go, go!
52:44Go, go, go, go, go, go!
53:04Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
53:39Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,
53:43go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,
53:44go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,
53:44go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,
53:44go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,
53:45go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go
53:55People around here make the most of the time they've been given
53:58and they know that life is unfair and all too brief.
54:04But, yeah, you know, alright, some of them might have had too many nipples and not enough teeth,
54:09but when all said and done, they're smart enough to understand
54:12that one of the most vital necessities in life, and death for that matter,
54:18is they know how to throw a pie!
54:20Skyrim!
54:25Skyrim!
55:18SONG
55:20SONG
55:21I'm a foster care assessor. I have an appointment.
55:24Yeah, they don't live here any more at the next door.
55:26I have an interview with a Mr Francis Gallagher.
55:29He's registered his interest in becoming a foster parent.
55:32Oh, a notch.
55:36Tangada
55:38SONG
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