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Neighborhood Watch - Season 1 - Episode 18: Ain't Love Grand

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00:00Camera now recording.
00:10Bees, bees, bees, run.
00:15You are currently being recorded.
00:18Your house is a camera.
00:22At any given time, tens of millions of homes are recording your every move.
00:32Shut up.
00:34And if you're watching at just the right moment,
00:43you'll catch your neighbors when they thought no one was looking.
00:52I heard the buzzing, and I realized I had made a mistake.
00:56Come join.
01:04The Neighborhood Watch.
01:07You are currently being recorded.
01:12Oh, f***.
01:22Okay, would you put that out and help me out?
01:28No, I can't.
01:30I can't.
01:33This man doesn't realize his wife has the spare key fob for his car.
01:48Do it again.
01:56Do it.
01:58Do it.
02:06Do it.
02:06Is he going.
02:07He's coming.
02:07Do it.
02:08Do the chin.
02:10Do it.
02:19Save the drink.
02:41This little boy is hungry.
03:02A woman is helping her husband build a pergola.
03:24A man has spotted a hornet's nest by the pool.
03:29We do have issues with wasps and bees and hornets.
03:33I generally remove the hornet's nests with a garden hose.
03:37If you soak them enough, they tend to fall apart.
03:39Since the nests are basically paper, and by the next day, everything's fine.
03:45They've really never bothered us.
03:46But they were never invited to our barbecues, for sure.
03:51We were sitting in our hot tub, and we noticed a large nest in the woods behind our house.
03:55I soaked the nest.
03:57The next day when we got up, we noticed that the hornets were rebuilding the nest.
04:02I was kind of annoyed.
04:04Like, I pay the property taxes, not them.
04:07There was so little left, he probably figured we don't have to drag out the hose.
04:11Just get the pool skimmer and knock that little bit down.
04:14And that little bit held a lot more danger than we realized.
04:22As soon as I hit the nest, I realized I had made a mistake.
04:27I heard the buzzing, and I saw a cloud of hornets coming at me.
04:31The nest hanging in a tree, now I know, tells you.
04:34They actually are wasps, but they're mostly known as bald-faced hornets.
04:38And they are particularly vicious.
04:44I did not know at the time that the bald-faced hornets spray their victim with a hormone,
04:51so that the rest of the nest can follow them.
04:53So as I ran around the pool, the whole nest was following me.
05:00My first thought was, oh my God, I hope he's not going in the house.
05:04But then it's a matter of how long can you hold your breath.
05:06Because they were waiting for him.
05:12My lungs were empty of oxygen, so I had to come up.
05:15And I didn't realize that they were going to still come back at me.
05:18I was trying hard not to laugh, but I couldn't, so I had to cover my face and do this.
05:24Did you get stung?
05:26Oh, .
05:27Stung a bunch of times.
05:28Oh, Jesus.
05:29Stay in the water.
05:30.
05:30They do mark a person because the entire time I was standing there,
05:35they never bothered me at all.
05:37Nothing's happening.
05:38It's quiet.
05:38I don't see anything.
05:41They must have got stuck under my shirt because I was still getting stung when I was on the water.
05:47.
05:49I was stung probably five or six times.
05:52Could have been a lot worse.
05:53If we didn't have the pool, I don't know what I would have done.
05:56You would have no escape.
05:57It would have been terrible.
05:57Yeah.
05:59The next day they were still continuing to build the nest, so we called the exterminator.
06:03And we watched from inside the house.
06:05.
06:06The hornets have not come back.
06:08But what I did was not a good idea, and I'm never going to do it again.
06:12From now on, we called the exterminator.
06:15.
06:19This couple is trying out their new lawnmower.
06:24.
06:26.
06:35A bug has landed on this couple's doorbell camera.
06:40.
06:45.
06:45Well, thanks for leaving me out here.
06:48Come on, it's a bug.
06:49.
06:51This woman forgot to put her car in park.
06:58.
07:02.
07:03Jesus Christ!
07:05Run, run, run!
07:06.
07:16This family has just discovered an uninvited guest.
07:19.
07:19What do we do?
07:20Run.
07:24.
07:27.
07:27.
07:34.
07:35.
07:35.
07:38.
07:40.
07:42.
07:42.
07:59This man's wife is trying to be helpful.
08:06Okay, let it go, let it go, get out of there, I got it, I got it, yeah, let it
08:26go, yeah, let
08:27it go.
08:35A boy has a proposal for his girlfriend.
08:39To me prom is very important, it's the one thing as a little girl you're waiting your
08:44whole life to do, so to have a handsome date and have the promposal, have the pretty dress,
08:50it's all part of the whole experience.
08:52I kind of been like hinting at him to ask me, so I was kind of getting a little impatient.
08:57I start looking at Pinterest for like ideas, and then I'm just sitting in my living room
09:02and I see my brother's like huge shark head.
09:07Ever since Carly was little, I think she found her love of sharks after reading some books.
09:12We always go to the aquarium, we always see the sharks.
09:15They're really not as harmful as you think.
09:17They're just so cool and fascinating.
09:20Any chance she gets, like she's talking about sharks.
09:22And I was like, well, it'd be pretty funny if I just like show up to her house in a
09:25shark
09:25mask or so, you know.
09:27It was really spontaneous.
09:29I just built up the courage, made the sign, grabbed the shark head, and I was like, let's
09:33do it.
09:34Let's go.
09:34Let's go do this proposal, you know.
09:41Sorry, I didn't mind about that, dude.
09:43I hear the footsteps behind me.
09:44I just see this guy like set a package down and like take a picture.
09:48I'm just like, perfect.
09:49Crazy timing.
09:51I guess those drivers see a lot, but I mean, you just saw a dude in a shark mask stand
09:56there
09:56with a sign and did not say a word.
09:58He wasn't concerned at all.
10:03Sorry, man, that was crazy time.
10:07Even now, the memory makes me giggle and laugh.
10:10And then knowing that he did it for Carly made it really special.
10:15I was in my room fully under the impression I was not getting a proposal.
10:20Then I just hear laughter and I'm like, what could possibly be going on?
10:27Oh my God.
10:28Are you crying?
10:29She's crying.
10:31She doesn't have hands on.
10:32I finished getting my makeup ready, putting on my cute outfit, grabbing my phone so I could
10:38take pictures because obviously I've been waiting for this moment.
10:42It's like 80 degrees.
10:43I have this huge shark head on.
10:45I was sweating bad and I couldn't see.
10:47It felt like a lifetime.
10:48I'm sure that delivery guy at least got 10 more houses in before we clocked out, before
10:54she actually came out.
10:56It's all over.
10:57Hurry up.
10:57I know.
10:58Let's go up.
10:59You can get fresh afterwards.
11:01When I saw the shark head and the shark related sign, I'm like, oh my gosh, this is perfect.
11:07I was a little bummed out they didn't keep it recording so that way they could see her
11:12come out and us take pictures, just the whole idea.
11:15But her reaction was worth it.
11:16I think she was really happy.
11:17I was just over the man.
11:21I wish the delivery guy would have been a sport about it.
11:24Like we could have had him in the pictures, you know, like all three of us.
11:26He could, he could be the fourth on the couch, but he decided that he had places to be.
11:30So the shark did not make an appearance at prom.
11:34But it was the talk.
11:35We had lots of people being like, that video was hilarious.
11:39Grayson is always getting himself into embarrassing moments, but it makes me laugh.
11:43So it's one of the things I like about him.
11:46When you're in a relationship, you just, you know, you got to go the extra mile.
11:52A bat has invaded this house.
11:56It's a party!
11:57It's a party!
12:02It's a party!
12:04It's a party!
12:06What?
12:08It's a bat house!
12:09It's a bat house!
12:14What do we do?
12:16Run.
12:16It's a party!
12:21Get up, like, I am not, I can't do this, I don't like that.
12:25Where is it?
12:26Where is it?
12:27Where is it?
12:27I don't like it!
12:29Where is it?
12:31It's not going to be good.
12:32I don't know!
12:33It's flying at me!
12:36I'm calling Larry.
12:47Something else is hiding behind the fridge in this house.
12:50I saw something moving.
12:52I saw something moving!
12:54I saw something moving!
12:55Oh no!
12:55I'm tripping.
12:56Okay.
12:57Shut up.
12:59Are you scared of that?
13:01No, I'm not.
13:02Whatever.
13:03I have allergies.
13:04I have allergies.
13:06Babe, if it runs...
13:08Don't say babe that loud!
13:12Don't say babe that loud!
13:14That scared me!
13:16That was super loud!
13:17That was super loud!
13:29Did you see it?
13:30Yeah!
13:34A man dreams he works in a call center.
13:38Ma'am, I'm going to put you on a brief hold for one second, okay?
13:45I was able to say the things in my sleep that I wanted to say in my daily job.
14:04This couple's gas fireplace isn't turning on.
14:10It's like there's no propane in it.
14:13Oh my gosh.
14:14Andrew!
14:15Turn it off!
14:31The reef looks good!
14:42I pulled the ring, you dick!
14:45I pulled the ring, you dick!
14:52This woman likes to mess with her husband's dreams while he's sleeping.
14:58In terms of sleep talking, I have an REM behavior disorder.
15:02So I'm constantly, essentially acting out whatever dreams I'm having.
15:0799% of the time I don't remember anything that has gone on over the course of the night.
15:11The last time I had a full night's sleep was about 10 years ago when we first met.
15:16I often try to encourage shenanigans.
15:20I must admit that.
15:22True.
15:26It was Saturday or Sunday and he was still very asleep and he just started yapping and I just went
15:34with it.
15:35So we'll move on with the details here.
15:38I can't read it because for some reason I'm doing this with my eyes closed.
15:41He appeared to be on a phone call with a customer and I think I was making his life a
15:47little difficult.
15:48All right, so first and foremost will you be injured in any way?
15:52Yeah.
15:53I got a cricket in my neck.
15:56I'm sorry, I don't mean to laugh but I've never heard of anyone having a cricket in their neck.
16:01People are constantly trying to guess what I do for a living.
16:05At that time, I was in fact a claims adjuster in the insurance business.
16:09Doing these claims just sucks the life out of you.
16:13I won't say the company but I was able to say the things in my sleep that I wanted to
16:20say to customers on the phone in my daily job.
16:24Your supervisor is not going to enjoy your customer service.
16:28Yeah, remember we talked about the cricket?
16:31It's called a crick.
16:33It.
16:34That Emma was showing immense amounts of empathy during that.
16:38Ouch!
16:39Is that the cricket hurting you again?
16:42Ma'am, I think you should probably seek treatment for this cricket.
16:46It's not natural to have a creature living inside you.
16:51I mean, unless it's a baby, of course.
16:53In my sleep, it's, you know, all bets are off.
16:56I can say whatever I want, do whatever I want.
17:00Ma'am, I'm going to put you on a brief hold for one second, okay?
17:08He farts all the time during the day and it's shocking and disturbing as a proper lady.
17:15In my defense, I mean, I'm asleep.
17:19I'm not in control of it, so.
17:22Okay, I apologize for that. I'm back.
17:24He's a big goofball and I love that about him.
17:27The sleep talking, I think, definitely has brought us closer together just because we can giggle about his antics.
17:33I would like to thank you for your time.
17:34Good night.
17:36And God bless America.
17:39A man in Mississippi is attempting to fix an exterior life.
17:53Ricky, what is it?
17:56Ricky!
17:58Where are you?
18:02Ricky!
18:02Daddy!
18:03Come over here!
18:06A woman gets distracted while helping her husband.
18:22Dinner is over at this house in Wisconsin.
18:26Tell the series some of this stuff, guys.
18:32Maya, are you okay?
18:43That was fun.
18:55Did you do it, too?
18:57Oh, yeah.
18:58Holy s***.
19:02Love you, too.
19:04Hi, baby.
19:07Oh, you're okay?
19:09Oh, I don't know.
19:11Oh!
19:12Honey!
19:14Oh!
19:14Oh!
19:14Oh!
19:14It went straight up in the air and then hit me in the head.
19:17Oh, honey!
19:19Oh!
19:20Oh!
19:26I'm gonna make your smoothie.
19:28Perfect.
19:29I'm gonna park down here.
19:33Mom!
19:34Can you help me?
19:37Okay.
19:38Help carry some of this stuff, guys.
19:42Don't just walk in and not take anything.
19:49Maya, are you okay?
19:51Oh, my gosh.
19:52Best life.
19:54You got that on video.
19:55Yeah.
19:59This woman's husband is trying to fix the doorbell.
20:04You didn't f***ing break or off, did you?
20:07Nope.
20:10That was Daddy getting shocked.
20:19This couple has just finished hanging their Christmas lights.
20:40Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
20:43F*** it.
20:43It's so cute.
20:48This man is moving a bed frame upstairs.
20:51There's.
21:25Oh, my God.
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