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Neighborhood Watch - Season 1 - Episode 18: Ain't Love Grand

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00:00Camera now recording.
00:10Bees, bees, bees, run.
00:15You are currently being recorded.
00:18Your house is a camera.
00:22At any given time, tens of millions of homes are recording your every move.
00:32Shut up.
00:34And if you're watching at just the right moment,
00:43you'll catch your neighbors when they thought no one was looking.
00:52I heard the buzzing, and I realized I had made a mistake.
00:56Come join.
01:04The Neighborhood Watch.
01:07You are currently being recorded.
01:12Oh, f***.
01:22Okay, would you put that out and help me out?
01:28No, I can't.
01:30I can't.
01:33This man doesn't realize his wife has the spare key fob for his car.
01:48Do it again.
01:56Do it again.
01:58Do it again.
02:05Do it again.
02:06Is he coming?
02:07Is he coming?
02:07Do it.
02:08Do it again.
02:11Do it.
02:13Do it.
02:40This little boy is hungry.
03:02A woman is helping her husband build a pergola.
03:24A man has spotted a hornet's nest by the pool.
03:57The next day when we got up, we noticed that the hornets were rebuilding the nest.
04:02I was kind of annoyed, like, I pay the property taxes, not them.
04:07There was so little left, he probably figured we don't have to drag out the hose, just get the pool
04:12skimmer and knock that little bit down.
04:13And that little bit held a lot more danger than we realized.
04:22As soon as I hit the nest, I realized I had made a mistake.
04:27I heard the buzzing and I saw a cloud of hornets coming at me.
04:31The nest hanging in a tree, now I know, tells you.
04:34They actually are wasps, but they're mostly known as bald-faced hornets.
04:38And they are particularly vicious.
04:44I did not know at the time that the bald-faced hornets spray their victim with a hormone so that
04:51the rest of the nest can follow them.
04:53So as I ran around the pool, the whole nest was following me.
05:00My first thought was, oh my God, I hope he's not going in the house.
05:04But then it's a matter of how long can you hold your breath, because they were waiting for him.
05:12My lungs were empty of oxygen, so I had to come up.
05:15And I didn't realize that they were going to still come back at me.
05:18I was trying hard not to laugh, but I couldn't, so I had to cover my face and do this.
05:24Did you get stung?
05:26Oh, .
05:27Stung a bunch of times.
05:28Oh, Jesus.
05:29Stay in the water.
05:30.
05:30They do mark a person, because the entire time I was standing there, they never bothered me at all.
05:37Nothing's happening.
05:38It's quiet.
05:38I don't see anything.
05:41They must have got stuck under my shirt, because I was still getting stung when I was on the water.
05:47.
05:49I was stung probably five or six times.
05:52Could have been a lot worse.
05:53If we didn't have the pool, I don't know what I would have done.
05:56You would have no escape.
05:57It would have been terrible.
05:57Yeah.
05:59The next day, they were still continuing to build the nest, so we called the exterminator,
06:03and we watched from inside the house.
06:05.
06:06The hornets have not come back, but what I did was not a good idea, and I'm never going
06:11to do it again.
06:12From now on, we called the exterminator.
06:15.
06:19This couple is trying out their new lawnmower.
06:24.
06:26.
06:35A bug has landed on this couple's doorbell camera.
06:40.
06:45Well, thanks for leaving me out here.
06:47.
06:48Come on, it's a bug.
06:50.
06:51This woman forgot to put her car in park.
06:58.
06:59.
07:03Jesus Christ.
07:05Run, run, run, run.
07:06.
07:06.
07:07.
07:13.
07:13.
07:15.
07:15This family has just discovered an uninvited guest.
07:19.
07:19What do we do?
07:20Run.
07:23.
07:27.
07:27.
07:59This man's wife is trying to be helpful.
08:02.
08:04.
08:06.
08:06.
08:06.
08:06.
08:07.
08:11Okay, let it go, let it go, let it go, let it go, let it go, get out of here,
08:18I got it,
08:24I got it, I got it, yeah, let it go, yeah, let it go, I do, I'm going to put
08:29it in the
08:30room. A boy has a proposal for his girlfriend. To me, prom is very important. It's the one thing
08:42as a little girl, you're waiting your whole life to do. So to have a handsome date and have the
08:48promposal, have the pretty dress, it's all part of the whole experience. I've kind of been like
08:54hinting at him to ask me, so I was kind of getting a little impatient. I started looking at Pinterest
08:58for like ideas and then I'm just sitting in my living room and I see my brother's like huge
09:04shark head. Ever since Carly was little, I think she found her love of sharks after reading some
09:11books. We always go to the aquarium, we always see the sharks. They're really not as harmful as you
09:17think. They're just so cool and fascinating. Any chance she gets, like she's talking about sharks and
09:23I was like, well, it'd be pretty funny if I just like show up to her house in a shark
09:25mask or so,
09:26you know. It was really spontaneous. I just built up the courage, made the sign, grabbed
09:32the shark head and I was like, let's do it. Let's go, let's go do this proposal, you know.
09:41Sorry, I didn't mind about that, dude.
09:43I hear the footsteps behind me. I just see this guy like set a package down and like
09:47take a picture. I'm just like, perfect. Crazy timing.
09:51I guess those drivers see a lot, but I mean, you just saw a dude in a shark mask stand
09:56there
09:56with a sign and did not say a word. He wasn't concerned at all.
10:03Sorry, man, that was crazy fun.
10:07Even now, the memory makes me giggle and laugh. And then knowing that he did it for Carly
10:12was, made it really special.
10:15I was in my room fully under the impression I was not getting a proposal. Then I just hear
10:22laughter. I'm like, what could possibly be going on?
10:26Oh my God. Are you crying?
10:30She's crying. She doesn't have hands on.
10:32I finished getting my makeup ready, putting on my cute outfit, grabbing my phone so I could
10:38take pictures. Um, cause obviously I've been waiting for this moment.
10:42It's like 80 degrees. I have this huge shark head on. I was sweating bad and I couldn't
10:46see. It felt like a lifetime. I'm sure that delivery guy at least got 10 more houses in
10:51before we clocked out before she actually came out.
10:56It's all over. Hurry up.
10:57I know. Let's go up. You can get fresh afterwards.
11:01When I saw the shark head and the shark related sign, I'm like, oh my gosh, this is perfect.
11:07I was a little bummed out. They didn't, you know, keep it recording. So that way they
11:11could see her come out and us take pictures, just the whole idea. But her reaction was worth
11:16it. I think she was really happy.
11:18I was just over the man.
11:21I wish the delivery guy would have been a sport about it. Like we could have had him in the
11:24pictures, you know, like all three of us. He could, he could be the fourth on the couch,
11:28but he decided that he had places to be. So the shark did not make an appearance at prom,
11:34but it was the talk. We had lots of people being like, that video was hilarious.
11:39Grayson is always getting himself into embarrassing moments, but it makes me laugh. So it's one of
11:44the things I like about him.
11:46When you're in a relationship, you just, you know, you got to go the extra mile.
11:53A bat has invaded this house.
12:06What?
12:09What?
12:11What do we do?
12:16Run.
12:21Get up. Like, I am not, I can't do this. I don't like that.
12:25Where is it? Where is it?
12:27Where is it? Where is it?
12:29I don't like it.
12:29Where is it?
12:31It's not going to be good.
12:32I don't know. It's flying at me.
12:36I'm going Larry.
12:42I'm going Larry.
12:43I'm going Larry.
12:47Something else is hiding behind the fridge in this house.
12:50I saw something moving.
12:52I saw something moving.
12:54Oh no.
12:55I'm tripping.
12:56Okay.
12:57Shut up.
12:59Are you scared of that?
13:01No I'm not.
13:02Whatever.
13:03I have allergies.
13:04I have allergies.
13:06Babe, if it works.
13:08Don't say babe that loud.
13:12Don't say babe that loud.
13:14That scared me.
13:16That was super loud.
13:17That was super loud.
13:29Did you see it?
13:30Yeah.
13:34A man dreams he works in a call center.
13:38Ma'am, I'm going to put you on a brief hold for one second, okay?
13:45I was able to say the things in my sleep that I wanted to say in my daily job.
14:04This couple's gas fireplace isn't turning on.
14:10It's like there's no propane in it.
14:13Oh gosh.
14:14Andrew, turn it off.
14:31The reef looks good.
14:42I pulled the ring, you dick.
14:45I pulled the ring, you dick.
14:52This woman likes to mess with her husband's dreams while he's sleeping.
14:58In terms of sleep talking, I have REM behavior disorder.
15:02So I'm constantly, essentially acting out whatever dreams I'm having.
15:0799% of the time I don't remember anything that has gone on over the course of the night.
15:11The last time I had a full night's sleep was about 10 years ago when we first met.
15:16I often try to encourage shenanigans.
15:20I must admit that.
15:22True.
15:25It was Saturday or Sunday and he was still very asleep and he just started yapping and I just went
15:34with it.
15:35So we'll move on with the details here.
15:38I can't read it because for some reason I'm doing this with my eyes closed.
15:41He appeared to be on a phone call with a customer and I think I was making his life a
15:47little difficult.
15:48All right, so first and foremost would you be injured in any way?
15:52Yeah.
15:53I got a cricket in my neck.
15:56I'm sorry, I don't mean to laugh but I've never heard of anyone having a cricket in their neck.
16:01People are constantly trying to guess what I do for a living.
16:04At that time, I was in fact a claims adjuster in the insurance business.
16:09Doing these claims just sucks the life out of you.
16:13I won't say the company but I was able to say the things in my sleep that I wanted to
16:20say to customers on the phone in my daily job.
16:24Your supervisor is not going to enjoy your customer service.
16:28Yeah, remember we talked about the cricket?
16:31It's called a crick.
16:33It.
16:34That Emma was showing immense amounts of empathy during that.
16:38Ouch!
16:39Is that the cricket hurting you again?
16:42Ma'am, I think you should probably seek treatment for this cricket.
16:46It's not natural to have a creature living inside you.
16:51I mean, unless it's a baby, of course.
16:53In my sleep, it's, you know, all bets are off.
16:56I can say whatever I want, do whatever I want.
17:00Ma'am, I got to put you on a brief hold for one second, okay?
17:08He farts all the time during the day and it's shocking and disturbing as a proper lady.
17:15In my defense, I mean, I'm asleep.
17:19I'm not in control of it, so.
17:22Okay, I apologize for that. I'm back.
17:24He's a big goofball and I love that about him.
17:27The sleep talking, I think, definitely has brought us closer together just because we can giggle about his antics.
17:33I would like to thank you for your time.
17:34Good night.
17:36And God bless America.
17:39A man in Mississippi is attempting to fix an exterior life.
17:53Ricky, what is it?
17:56Ricky!
17:56Where are you?
18:02Ricky!
18:03Open your feet!
18:06A woman gets distracted while helping her husband.
18:22DINNER IS OVER AT THIS HOUSE IN WISCONSIN.
18:25Okay.
18:26Don't carry some of this stuff, guys.
18:32Maya, are you okay?
18:33Hey!
18:55Did you do it, too?
18:57Oh, yeah.
18:58Holy s**t!
19:03Love you, too.
19:04Hi, baby.
19:07Oh, you're okay?
19:09Oh!
19:09Oh, no!
19:11Oh!
19:13Honey!
19:14It went straight up in the air and then hit me in the head.
19:17Oh, honey!
19:26I'm gonna make your smoothie.
19:28Perfect.
19:29I'm gonna park down here.
19:34Mom!
19:34Can you hold me?
19:37Okay.
19:38Don't carry some of this stuff, guys.
19:42Don't just walk in and not take anything.
19:49Maya, are you okay?
19:51Oh, my gosh.
19:52Best life.
19:54We got that on video.
19:56Stop!
19:57Yeah.
19:59This woman's husband is trying to fix the doorbell.
20:04You didn't talk the breaker off, did you?
20:07Nope.
20:09That was Daddy getting shocked.
20:11I'm sorry.
20:11I'm sorry.
20:17I'm sorry.
20:19I'm sorry.
20:20This couple has just finished hanging their Christmas lights.
20:48This man is moving a bed frame upstairs.
21:05Oh!
21:08Oh!
21:11Oh!
21:16Oh!
21:17Oh!
21:24Oh!
21:25Oh!
21:33Oh!
21:34Oh!
21:35Oh!
21:35Oh!
21:35Oh!
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