00:00Camera now recording.
00:04Ice cream! Ice cream!
00:10Ice cream!
00:15She literally drove right past me.
00:18The heck? That's so mean.
00:22You are currently being recorded.
00:25Your house is a camera.
00:30At any given time, tens of millions of homes are recording your every move.
00:42And if you're watching at just the right moment...
00:50Oh my God.
00:53You'll catch your neighbors when they thought no one was looking.
00:58What are you laughing at me for?
01:00I'm sleeping, aren't I?
01:03It just kept getting weirder and weirder.
01:05It blew my mind the first time I saw it.
01:08Come join.
01:10Oh no!
01:14The neighborhood watch.
01:16You are currently being recorded.
01:44A bird has snuck onto this veranda.
01:48You're making it your biggest stick.
01:50I'll get you a bigger stick.
01:56Ha!
01:58Ha!
02:01Ha!
02:01Ha!
02:02Ha!
02:03Ha!
02:04All right, mom's got the door open over it.
02:06Yeah, find a brick.
02:08Over here for the brick.
02:10The brick.
02:11See?
02:20This woman doesn't realize the hot Georgia sun has superheated her porch.
02:25This woman doesn't realize the hot Georgia sun has superheated her porch.
02:32Oh, Lord!
02:34God dang it!
02:36I can't do nothing for you!
02:38Help!
02:39Help!
02:40Help!
02:41What?
02:41It was hot!
02:42I can't do it!
02:42I can't do it!
02:44It was hot!
02:45It was hot!
02:46Ha!
02:47Ha!
02:48Ha!
02:48Ha!
02:49Ha!
02:49Ha!
02:50Ha!
02:50Ha!
02:51Ha!
02:53Ha!
02:54Oh, oh, my God!
02:56What the f*** was that?
02:57I walked right in the f*** door.
03:01Ha!
03:02Ha!
03:03Ha!
03:04Ha!
03:05Ha!
03:06Ha!
03:06Ha!
03:06Ha!
03:07Ha!
03:07Ha!
03:08Ha!
03:12This man doesn't know he's talking in his sleep.
03:16If it's the lining of the umbilical cord, that's for the spinal...
03:22Why is it umbilical cord?
03:25He sleep talks all night long.
03:28I generally have no recollection of anything that has happened.
03:32The stuff I do, the stuff I say, it's all just bizarre.
03:35In my sleep, I've had many jobs.
03:37A claims adjuster, a doctor, in a prison, all sorts of different things.
03:41Just either funny or just straight-up nonsense.
03:45My vulva's swollen again.
03:48You don't have a pulver.
03:50This has been going on for at least 20 years that I know of.
03:54I did go to the doctor.
03:55A normal person, they experience sleep paralysis,
03:59but they're not moving around anything.
04:01Someone like me, though, doesn't experience that paralysis,
04:04so I'm constantly essentially acting out whatever dreams I'm having,
04:09and apparently I dream quite a bit.
04:10Yeah, I do. It's an enlarged one, too.
04:13And it's in the back of my throat.
04:15It's that dangly thing that hangs down.
04:17Uvula.
04:18It still does surprise and shock me at times.
04:21I do a lot of laughing at him, but if he's being particularly loud,
04:28I just poke him and poke him and poke him until he shuts up.
04:32I'd like to sleep, Lloyd.
04:34Joke's on you. I am asleep.
04:36It just kept getting weirder and weirder,
04:39and it got to the point where I insisted he watch himself sleep
04:46because he wouldn't believe me.
04:48Well, the first video that I can remember watching, my jaw dropped.
04:52I couldn't believe that I'm somehow sleeping
04:57while also doing this ridiculous stuff.
05:03Jordan.
05:04What are you doing?
05:06Jordan.
05:09I absolutely love egging him on, for sure.
05:12I want to see where the dream goes.
05:14Jordan.
05:17What is she doing?
05:21Jordan's freaking bottle rockets on the fence
05:22and wants to launch him over people's back doors.
05:27I was very intrigued because he was actually getting up
05:30and getting out of bed, which is a rarer occurrence.
05:38What are you laughing at me for?
05:40Jordan.
05:43Jordan is my daughter from a previous relationship.
05:46I proceeded to start to yell out the door at Jordan,
05:50and that's when I woke up, like, mid-saying her name, I believe.
05:55Oh, no!
05:57I'm sleeping, aren't I?
06:01It's not often that I actually realize I'm dreaming
06:05when I'm doing it.
06:10My cousin was like,
06:12oh, you should post this on social media.
06:14In 24 hours, I had, like, 1,200 views.
06:18Like, man, 1,200 people cared about what I do when I sleep.
06:21I am mortified that our inner Saint John of our bedroom
06:24is on display at all times on the internet.
06:27I will never be used to seeing my bed head on the screen now.
06:47I just ate my bed head.
06:52Please, Lord.
06:53I'm not the rest of them.
06:55I still fucked up.
06:57Maybe I should go on a diet.
07:00Excuse me.
07:02Could you happen to me?
07:05I am not the rest of you.
07:09Wow.
07:12Damn!
07:13Because they're bringing them into...
07:15I'm scared!
07:19I wonder why you ain't getting that on camera.
07:21No!
07:22This is on camera.
07:24Oh, it is on camera, Andy?
07:26It is...
07:27I'll be damned.
07:30Can you please hold this pizza?
07:32Sure.
07:39Let's try that again.
07:43A dad wants his family to check for a spider.
08:13A man is saying
08:16He's getting up his new security camera.
08:21What's this?
08:23Holy s***.
08:33Look at this one.
08:35Watch out for cars.
08:37He won't get...
08:38Oh!
08:49A woman tries to fold up an inflatable pool.
08:54Holy s***.
09:05Oh, oh, oh, oh!
09:06What the hell?
09:08What the hell was that?
09:10My God!
09:14I gotta sit down.
09:17You cannot do them there, Kelsey.
09:20Damn it!
09:26This man's wife has just received a large delivery.
09:32I know you can hear me.
09:35I know you can hear me, huh?
09:37What is this?
09:39What is all these packages?
09:42Usually, Willie doesn't complain about my shopping habits because I know when to schedule the deliveries.
09:48Amazon usually delivers in the evening in our area, but that day, I had no idea they were going to
09:54deliver all the items sooner.
09:57One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
10:01In measures.
10:03Oh, so it's about me not noticing it.
10:05Have you ever noticed?
10:06So it's been hidden.
10:07Hold on, hold on.
10:08Hold on.
10:09You've been hiding it until I caught it.
10:11That's on you.
10:12I've just been strategically delivering at the right times.
10:16Who are you?
10:19I had to sit there and argue with the mailman.
10:21I was like, you sure all this is ours?
10:23But then, I don't want them.
10:24He's like somebody older than this delivery atlas.
10:27When I saw him giving me a whole lecture or TED Talk, I was confused at once.
10:33Uh-huh, because you're like, I'm busted.
10:35There's no runaway from this.
10:36I mean, maybe.
10:37But when he pulled up the chair, honestly, I started laughing.
10:39I was like, okay, come on.
10:43Did you order for the whole neighborhood?
10:44Is this a Ramadan gift, Eid gift, Christmas gift?
10:49What is this?
10:50You ordered all Amazon.
10:51There's nothing left in Amazon.
10:54I had purchased some clothing items for my children.
10:57A lot of home stuff, kitchen stuff.
10:59But you have to understand, I have three kids, a husband that's like my kid.
11:05So I have to do all the shopping, all the heavy work.
11:09But the delivery guys do the heavy work.
11:11You just press the buttons.
11:13Listen, if there's internet, there's shopping.
11:16I'll tell you that much.
11:19I'm going to go distribute them for the neighborhood and sell them $10 a pop.
11:23I don't even know what's inside.
11:25At the end of the day, it's not really like, oh, I'm in trouble.
11:29No, we're a team.
11:32He buys whatever he wants.
11:34I buy whatever I want forever until death do us part.
11:38Whatever she says, man, I got to survive, you know?
11:42What is it that they say?
11:44I mean, happy wife, happy life.
11:46That's how it is.
11:48Are you expecting any packages as of now?
11:51That's a freaky question.
11:53What time is it?
11:58I'm going to go up because that sounds good.
12:00Yeah, I'll die for a pumpkin beer or a chocolate stout.
12:05You can even pipe.
12:06I'm going to go up.
12:15Daddy, what's good?
12:27This man is about to receive some unexpected mail.
12:33It couldn't have been planned better, and his reaction was just, it was priceless.
12:38It was exactly what I was looking for.
12:40Yep.
12:52A family arrives for a holiday dinner.
12:56Here it comes.
12:57Hi.
13:01Almost.
13:04Yep, I got it.
13:05Keep going.
13:06Keep going.
13:11I don't know.
13:15I know.
13:17Lexi.
13:17This woman's dogs are used to riding in the truck.
13:21Lexi, right here.
13:22Right here.
13:22Lexi.
13:23Lexi, right here.
13:23Lexi.
13:24Oh.
13:33What are they doing?
13:37What are they doing?
13:43In Ohio, a husband is in for a shock.
13:48That's what I have planned for Moe, when he comes to look for a cold one.
13:52I can rot.
13:54So we've been together 22 years and married for 20.
13:58Yeah, and laughter, that's the best part of this relationship.
14:02We've always played pranks on each other.
14:04She always gets the best of me.
14:06I mean, deep down, she loves me.
14:08But deep down, she loves to scare me.
14:09I started with air horns.
14:13Just jumping out at him.
14:16Well, once I realized he screamed like a girl or Homer Simpson, whatever you want to call it,
14:21it just kind of just kept going because it's funny.
14:27Just doing any little thing I could do.
14:29Putting vinegar in my coffee.
14:31Oh, yeah.
14:32Waking me up at midnight, telling me it's time to go to work because it's 6 a.m.
14:36Remember that one?
14:36Put my shoes on, got dressed, and didn't need to leave at midnight.
14:40Remember that?
14:41Yeah.
14:41Do you remember that?
14:42I can't remember what you...
14:43Because I remember that.
14:45But he is deathly scared of snakes, so that's...
14:48You're going to get the best reaction every time when you see him with snakes.
14:52And so the prank in the mailbox, that was one of the first really big pranks I played on him.
14:57I had to think of something that would be something that he did every day that he would just run
15:01into.
15:02That would be routine, and he certainly did.
15:04He walked right into it.
15:15I believe it was tied with some fishing line to the backside of the lid.
15:20So when I pulled the lid out, it came after me.
15:23I grabbed the first thing that came to my hand.
15:25I think it was a garden light.
15:27So just in case I had to stab it in the mailbox.
15:35I looked at the neighbors, and they're just laughing.
15:38They know that I scream like Homer Simpson.
15:41I just missed the whole thing probably by two minutes.
15:45So when I was pulling up, he was still on the porch, and he was screaming at me when I
15:49was pulling it.
15:50It's still not funny, but maybe in an hour it's going to be funny.
15:54She's laughing at me.
15:55I'm upset, but it fades quick because I'm just like, you got me again and again.
16:02Yep.
16:03Real good.
16:05It couldn't have been planned better, and his reaction was just, it was priceless.
16:09It was exactly what I was looking for.
16:11Yep.
16:15Well, I quit pranking him because he had heart surgery.
16:18His doctor told me it was okay that I scare him again, but for my own sanity, I was trying
16:23to take it a little easy on him, but I'm not saying it won't happen.
16:27It will.
16:28I always think I'm going to have to get Julie back, and I have tried, and I have tried with
16:33fails.
16:34She plans it out way more than I do.
16:38She may prank me, but I love her to death, so I couldn't do without her.
16:43I would do.
16:48Oh, God.
16:49This college kid has no idea she's being pranked.
16:54The only one, what's your emergency?
16:57Huh?
17:00Ma'am?
17:02Yes?
17:03Is everything okay?
17:06Yes.
17:07Can you see me?
17:10Yeah, are you okay?
17:12Yeah, who is this?
17:15911 operator.
17:18Okay, I just tried to open the door.
17:20I didn't mean to call 911.
17:23It's Haley here.
17:29A man tries to clean out his vacuum hose.
17:51A man arrives home as his girlfriend is leaving.
17:54I love you.
17:55Goodbye.
17:56I love you.
18:03That was awesome.
18:06This pair is arriving home after celebrating St. Patrick's Day.
18:11Oh, my cage arrived.
18:17Whoops.
18:18Yeah, that's a good whoops.
18:22This pizza delivery is about to go very wrong.
18:29Oh, my God.
18:47I forgot this one was broke.
18:50I forgot this one was broke.
19:16This man is delivering a pizza.
19:21Oh, my God.
19:24You okay?
19:25Oh, yes, luckily.
19:29Oh, my God.
19:31Oh, my God.
19:44Oh, my God.
19:50I love you.
19:52I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love
19:56you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you
19:58She came with that!
20:00What the f**k?
20:04You got your nipple?
20:05No, she got my shoes.
20:07Yeah.
20:10That f**k!
20:14Did you say that?
20:27That was good, you got me.
20:36In Pennsylvania, a daughter is watching her father on her doorbell camera.
20:41Hey, what are you doing?
20:42Excuse me, sir.
20:44Hello, sir.
20:47Don't look at your phone, it's me talking to you.
20:49It's not on your phone.
20:51Look up.
20:52Father, can you hear me?
20:54What?
20:55No, it's not your phone.
20:56It's my ring doorbell.
20:58Talk to me through my doorbell.
20:59Oh, hi!
21:00What are you doing?
21:01I didn't ring the doorbell!
21:03No, but it has a camera, it watches.
21:06Oh!
21:07Yeah.
21:08Ha!
21:10Hahahahaha
21:10WAAAAAAHH!
21:14Ha!
21:16Ha!
21:19Ha!
21:21Ha!
21:21Ha!
21:23Ha ha ha ha!
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