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Neighborhood Watch - Season 1 - Episode 01: Well, That Didn't Go As Planned

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00:00Camera now recording.
00:22Stop it!
00:24Oh my God!
00:26No!
00:28You are currently being recorded.
00:31Your house
00:33is a camera.
00:35At any given time,
00:37tens of millions of homes
00:38are recording your every move.
00:45And if you're watching at just the right moment...
00:48Dad, I know that smile.
00:50You're gonna touch Mom's butt.
00:53I know that smile.
00:55I have no idea what you're talking about.
00:58You'll catch your neighbors
01:00when they thought no one was looking.
01:04I don't know what I did to this thing.
01:07They wanted me and me only.
01:09Come join...
01:13The Neighborhood Watch.
01:15You are currently being recorded.
01:17Cowboy doing the doorbell.
01:23What are you doing to us?
01:27Oh, bellart!
01:31It's okay!
01:59In a summer above Omaha, Nebraska,
02:02a woman is planning to visit a friend.
02:13Oh, .
02:27No.
02:29No, I'm fine.
02:30I just ran into your house.
02:35As a woman arrives home, someone is planning to escape.
02:39She can't get up.
02:41Oh, .
02:41Oh, no, oh, no, oh, no, oh, no, oh, no, oh, no!
02:44No, no, no!
02:45No, no, no, Lucy, Lucy, Lucy!
02:48She just smashed the greenhouse.
02:53This woman has no idea what she does while she's asleep.
02:57I know.
03:05Who?
03:27A wild animal is about to ruin this teen's graduation day plans.
03:36Me and my friend, Emma, we had just gotten back from graduation practice.
03:40I looked to my right and then there's the record.
03:42I'm like, what the actual, like, I was not expecting that at all.
04:10It just all happened so fast. It was just absolutely crazy.
04:13After it all happened, we had called the police and we're talking to the cop.
04:17The cop did not believe me. And I was like, there's video proof.
04:22It happened. I'm sorry, but it happened.
04:24And I show him this video. He's laughing his head off.
04:28Like, absolutely cracking up.
04:34Fight or flight. I chose flight. Through and through.
04:38My initial plan was get the heck inside.
04:43They're just standing at the door like, what is she doing?
04:47Because it's really, it's not a big shocker for me to be running and yelling.
04:51That's just kind of my personality.
04:53It was only after me.
04:55I don't know why. I don't know what I did to this thing.
04:58In another life or something.
05:00But it wanted me and me only.
05:02Emma had went off of the camera first.
05:05I followed.
05:06Because back in that off camera section, there's a bathroom.
05:09There's a bathroom back there.
05:11So, obviously we're going to run inside the bathroom.
05:14No.
05:15She closes the door on me.
05:17I was like, you're actually kidding.
05:20Like, you're just going to save yourself and leave me to die?
05:23I mean, okay.
05:24I understand.
05:26I understand her defense.
05:27She had shorts on.
05:29I did not.
05:30But still.
05:31Rude.
05:33My thought process was like, if it only wants me, it followed me inside.
05:38It's going to follow me back outside.
05:41That's hard.
05:43Stop it.
05:44I can't lie.
05:45Like, if I see a dead raccoon on the side of the road, I feel no remorse.
05:48I'm sorry.
05:48That's just how I think.
05:50I think they're all just evil.
05:56In North Carolina, a father plans to replace his mattress.
06:04Watch out.
06:05Never know.
06:07Watch out.
06:08If this ain't false, I don't want it to squish you.
06:12This doesn't squish me.
06:13You don't have to hold it.
06:14No, you can't hold it.
06:18All right.
06:18I need you to move, please.
06:22Keep going.
06:24Watch out.
06:24Here we go.
06:38Are you okay?
06:40I told you it's squish you.
06:42Are you okay?
06:43Yes.
06:45Outside this house, a man's morning plan is about to go wrong.
06:50Wait!
06:51Wait!
06:52I was incredibly embarrassed.
06:55Oh, my God.
06:56You're an idiot.
06:57Wait!
06:57Wait!
06:59Wait!
07:07Wait!
07:09Wait!!
07:10Okay!
07:23A man returns home after a night out.
07:28Hey.
07:35God damn it.
07:43A camera captures a dad putting his son on a school bus.
07:47I have a tendency to forget everything.
07:53I have, I lose things all the time.
07:57I'm just kind of a space cadet.
08:00I was getting my son on the bus.
08:02I buckled him in, got off the bus, and that's when I realized.
08:15Oh my God, I had put my phone down on the floor of the school bus to buckle Jackson in.
08:23Wait, wait, wait.
08:27Maybe I can sprint down the driveway and actually catch her, or at least she'll see me in her rearview
08:33mirror.
08:34She didn't look in her rearview mirror.
08:38I got at least one block down from my house.
08:49Honestly, the video never would have surfaced if I hadn't told my wife what had happened in the morning.
08:55She uploaded the video.
08:58Some of my coworkers actually had seen the video.
09:02They didn't even realize it was me.
09:04They're like, oh my God, that was you?
09:06I was incredibly embarrassed.
09:08It was more of the hand waving, wait, stop the boss.
09:16The exaggerated voice and hand waves that I was like, oh my God, you're an idiot.
09:22I'm actually hoping that my wife does something funny that I can get her back with.
09:36The back?
09:41Whatever.
09:53I'm not having a tough time.
09:59This man has come up with a plan to move some heavy boxes.
10:13Hmm.
10:23And then you can pull all that down again.
10:31Here we move.
10:31Can I see you next time?
10:32Can I hear you now?
10:32dirity ISOS
10:40Oh, my God!
11:24Oh, my God!
11:27He broke the table!
11:35At an apartment complex, a man tries to ring a doorbell to be let in.
11:50At an apartment complex, a man tries to ring a doorbell to be let in.
11:53At an apartment complex, a man tries to ring a doorbell to be let in.
12:03At an apartment complex, a man tries to ring a doorbell to be let in.
12:05At an apartment complex, a man tries to ring a doorbell to be let in.
12:07At an apartment complex, a man tries to ring a doorbell to be let in.
12:08At an apartment complex, a man tries to ring a doorbell to be let in.
12:48We're good.
12:59Camera now recording.
13:03This girl's plan to deal with a bug won't end the way she thinks.
13:09Go inside.
13:10I need to go inside now.
13:12Bro, I don't care.
13:14I want to go inside.
13:18Oh my gosh.
13:24I'm going to be in big trouble.
13:26That's going to be fun.
13:31Open the garage.
13:32Maybe.
13:33Maybe.
13:34Maybe.
13:39I almost got over.
13:41Kidding.
13:47Ow.
13:49Ow.
13:50Dude, what happened?
13:51Dude, the floor got stuck.
13:56Oh, my God, your garage.
14:05A family in Michigan is recorded playing in their driveway.
14:09Dad!
14:10Take back!
14:12Arkin has always, always loved sports.
14:16He does really like basketball.
14:18He's very tall under the net, which is great.
14:20We were outside talking and he said, think fast, threw it at my husband.
14:26And I just never saw the end of that coming.
14:31Hey, Dad!
14:32Take fast!
14:35Listen, that child is going to be a pro athlete.
14:40He's kind of a klutz.
14:41He didn't think his dad would be fast on the return, I don't think.
15:03He will never let his father live that down.
15:06To the end of the world, we'll try and get him back for that.
15:10I threw it back to him.
15:12Are you okay?
15:12I wasn't really.
15:13I'm sorry.
15:15You're throwing it back to him.
15:17Even though it backfired on me, it's not going to stop me being a pro athlete.
15:22We did realize maybe in the video that we should maybe stick to football and not basketball.
15:27He has the bill to be a pro athlete if he wanted to be.
15:40I've had a lot of videos sent to me of people recreating it.
15:44But Arkin, he takes it in stride.
15:47He's really good about it.
15:48He doesn't let anybody phase him.
15:49Well, when the video went viral, I think it was a good thing because it was pretty funny.
15:56Talking, they passed.
15:59Yeah.
16:00Been practicing that.
16:01You got it.
16:02Ah!
16:03You're afraid I dropped it.
16:21This man is planning to enjoy some takeout.
16:24There, there's no luck.
16:39Ah!
16:45Ooh!
16:47Ooh!
16:48Ah!
16:49Ooh!
16:52Oh!
16:53Is this coming off?
16:54Yeah.
16:54Oh, I'm just going to say, oh, sorry.
17:08And chips.
17:10What the?
17:18Little help!
17:24In North Carolina, something unexpected is waiting to terrify this man.
17:45Oh, he ordered something about heavy.
17:51Oh, he ordered something about heavy.
18:17This man is planning to refill his bird feeder.
18:20This man is planning to refill his bird feeder.
18:27Oh, he's going to go.
18:36Oh!
18:39Camera now recording.
20:10This delivery driver is unaware he's being pursued by a repo man.
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