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Neighborhood Watch - Season 1 - Episode 04: You Talkin to Me?

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00:00Camera now recording.
00:32Hello, you are currently being recorded.
00:36Your house is a camera.
00:40At any given time, tens of millions of homes are recording your every move.
00:52And if you're watching at just the right moment...
01:01You'll catch your neighbors when they thought no one was looking.
01:05Don't play dumb with me!
01:07Oh my goodness.
01:09Wasn't expecting that to come out of Eric's mouth.
01:13Come join.
01:21The Neighborhood Watch.
01:23You are currently being recorded.
01:48A dad is teaching his son to play a VR game.
01:52Hold on, uh, uh...
01:54You got it?
01:54Yeah.
01:56Okay, nice to look.
01:56Stop.
01:57Go on.
01:59You got it.
01:59Go!
02:00Get it!
02:01Go!
02:01Oh!
02:03Okay, that was my fault.
02:05These boys don't realize that their security camera has anti-tampering features.
02:11Oh, okay.
02:13Ew.
02:32A little girl is practicing baseball in her front yard.
02:45Oh, my God!
02:48Oh, my God!
02:48How far is that?
02:50Did you say that?
02:51No.
02:54Hi!
02:55Say, I meant you, Daddy.
02:56I meant you, Daddy.
02:58Give him a kiss.
03:03Okay, shake it off.
03:04Shake it off.
03:04I love you, Daddy.
03:06Bye.
03:06Bye, bye, bye.
03:08Bye, bye, bye.
03:13Bye, bye, bye, bye.
03:18This dad in Missouri is about to get caught in the act.
03:43we both are are very affectionate couple i almost always will will pat her butt every time we walk
03:50by or anything like that if she's cooking or anything like that i'll come up behind her and
03:54like be like oh what you're cooking and kiss her on the cheek and slap her butt and stuff like
03:58that
03:58i know that smile you're gonna touch mom's butt so i wanted to go get honey at the farmer's market
04:07and i sit down on the steps and he's putting on my shoes dad you're gonna touch mom's butt when
04:14she
04:14came back i'm like oh hi babe and gave her a kiss and patted her butt again he's all like
04:18and he like looked at me and pointed at me and he always does the he always he always does
04:23the
04:23little thing with his eyes just like yeah um so he's all like i'm watching you dad you may not
04:29think
04:29it but i'm watching you i have no idea what you're talking about don't play dumb with me
04:39i have no clue where he gets some of the phrases he gets we call it his 80 year old
04:44man comment
04:44don't play dumb with me yeah yeah tell him you're not gonna touch my butt i'm not gonna touch her
04:52butt okay i know that smile you're gonna touch her butt no it's just bright out the sun it's making
05:01squint a little the smile that my dad did when he was squiggling it was like this
05:13he gets like a little a little like curve right here he has a pretty mischievous look and
05:19it's pretty identifiable because aries has it too
05:24the sun it's making me squint a little it makes me laugh even more because the sun is behind me
05:30when i'm saying it that's pretty much what it is is we can't get anything past aries i feel like
05:36i'm
05:36defending myself against him all the time he's the police of the house pretty much
05:40no i think we found the butt slapping police
05:46you're gonna touch mom's butt
05:51a toddler is in a mischievous mood
06:01mommy
06:29someone in this dog's family
06:32left important papers out in the open
06:37no my homework
06:39no my homework
06:44no my homework
06:46this is my homework
06:48this is all my homework
06:50this is my homework
07:04i don't have to
07:06the
07:06Ring-a-ding-ding-ding.
07:07Oh, do you need to hear me dance for another?
07:12Ring-a-ding-ding.
07:13Oh, sorry, we're too drunk.
07:15Ring-a-ding-ding.
07:15Hi, Mom.
07:16Hi.
07:17Hi, Mommy.
07:18Shh.
07:18Thanks.
07:19Thanks.
07:20All right, there's Holly.
07:24You are currently being recorded.
07:27A boy playing in his yard makes a destructive decision.
07:46Evelyn, want a beer?
07:49No.
07:50If you want, we can take one with us.
07:54It's so many different flavors.
07:57Hey, I want a beer.
08:01An overloaded boy sees something on his shoe.
08:10You okay?
08:12Yes.
08:14This Californian kid is aimlessly throwing rocks.
08:31No!
08:33No!
08:37What the fuck are you doing in the car?
08:40Oh, my gosh.
08:47Recording.
08:51Oh!
08:54Oh!
08:56Oh!
08:57Oh, God.
08:58Look at it.
08:59They put that freaking thing down.
09:02Put it down.
09:02Down!
09:03Down!
09:05Come on, Anthony!
09:19Oh, my God.
09:20Please, let'll come over.
09:23Oh, I'm so sorry.
09:32I'm so sorry.
09:33Oh, my God.
09:42Wait.
09:57He's so good.
10:08I'm not too intolerant.
10:10Oh!
10:12Oh, that was horrid.
10:14Oh, my God.
10:22This dad in Maryland has left his coffee unattended.
10:40It was during COVID, and I had just had a baby, so it was, like, chaotic and we were stuck
10:46at home.
10:47Yeah.
10:47And true was potty training.
10:49So I was concentrating on laying stones out, fixated on what I was doing.
10:53I heard him say something to me, and I gave him a, yeah, okay, bud, that's fine.
10:58Then it kind of started to register to me that he just said, Dad, I pee and coffee in the
11:04same sentence.
11:05I don't pee in your cup.
11:07That's exactly the moment it clicked.
11:09When I looked down and I saw dribbles around the cup, then that's when those series of words really clicked
11:15in my head of, oh, what he was trying to tell me is, Dad, I peed in your coffee.
11:20And I said to him, Truett, did you pee in Daddy's coffee?
11:25And he kind of had that look of any kid that, like, he didn't know if he was in trouble
11:29or if he did good.
11:31Yeah, I think he thought he did good.
11:33I think he really did.
11:34He thought, like, yes, I did it.
11:36Yeah, I think he was definitely proud of himself.
11:38Yeah.
11:38We were just happy he wasn't going in his pants.
11:40Yeah.
11:41Anywhere other than the pants was good with us.
11:43Obviously, the coffee cup wasn't, like, the ideal spot.
11:46No.
11:47Considering it was my drink.
11:48Yeah.
11:48But I dumped the coffee out, took that mug in, gave it a quick rinse, put it in the dishwasher,
11:53and got myself a different coffee cup.
11:55One with a lid after that.
12:00Great, buddy.
12:06Are you okay?
12:07I'm okay.
12:27That's what you did for dragging it.
12:30Pick it up.
12:31What did I do it?
12:35This boy is about to give his brother an important life lesson.
12:40Okay, want to know how to woo all the girls?
12:42Huh?
12:43He was so confused when I asked him.
12:45Yeah, I was just, I just busted it out.
12:47Okay, want to know how to woo all the girls?
12:49Huh?
12:57This son is supposed to be helping his father.
13:17In Florida, a boy has some advice for his younger brother.
13:21Hey, want to know how to woo all the girls?
13:23Huh?
13:24Want to know how to woo all the girls?
13:27What?
13:28Want to know how to woo all the girls?
13:30Huh?
13:31I'm his older brother and he was just so confused when I asked him.
13:34I had to ask him like three or four times.
13:36I had to ask him like three or four times.
13:36Want to know how to woo all the girls?
13:38Huh?
13:39Hit him with the, hit him with the backband.
13:41You're gonna do this.
13:46It started at school.
13:47I was really big on Michael Jackson and I was thinking of his like toes up during the Billie
13:53Jean concert.
13:54So I tried to recreate that and I just like, my back just went all the way back and I
13:59just
13:59like wanted to show him.
14:00Jackson and EJ spend a lot of time together at home.
14:03Um, they joke around a lot.
14:05He's a great big brother.
14:06He's four years younger than me.
14:09He kind of looks up to me, I feel.
14:11Hey, want to know how to woo all the girls?
14:13Huh?
14:15He was like, what the heck?
14:16Yeah, I was just, I just busted it out regardless of if he was aware.
14:20What?
14:27At first, uh, I heard my mom put it through Facebook and I was kind of like, oh, bummer.
14:32Facebook is like an old person app.
14:34Oh my God.
14:35And then, uh, I saw it on a bunch of social media platforms.
14:38I was like, oh my gosh, I'm kind of like famous.
14:41That's the first year I got a girlfriend.
14:43So I guess you could say it worked, but I'm single right now.
14:47I don't have any type of girlfriend.
14:53You were excited to give me a number just now, right?
14:57Wow.
14:59I do think Jackson's going to be a hit with ladies.
15:01I think he already is.
15:02I think he doesn't tell me a lot.
15:04And I think AJ's going to be a hit with the girls too.
15:06He's handsome.
15:08And AJ, are you interested in knowing how to woo all the girls?
15:11Not really, no.
15:12Yeah.
15:12Yeah.
15:18Yeah.
15:18A mob in Denver is busy preparing dinner.
15:36Oh my God, Mia.
15:39Oh my God, Mia.
15:39Oh, who's the girl?
15:40Oh.
15:40Oh, oh.
16:21Now, James's pretty smart, but he like went a little bit inside, and went a little bit inside.
16:27James is pretty smart.
16:41A teen tries to sneak in after curfew.
17:13A camera watches a family prepare for Halloween.
17:50A teen tries to sneak in after curfew.
18:10This dad put down his phone to work on his truck.
18:24Hey, don't scratch my truck, dude. Don't scratch my truck.
18:32Don't scratch it.
18:33Woo!
18:35Woo!
18:49These girls are returning a board game.
18:58We're at the store. What are you doing?
19:01Oh, we are just returning this.
19:04Oh, okay. You can do it on the table if you're done playing with it.
19:08Okay. Do you want to leave it on your doorstep or on the table?
19:11Either way. Thank you. That's fine.
19:16Right here.
19:19Bye.
19:20Bye.
19:28Don't hit me.
20:07No more! No more! No more!
20:16Okay, Lucy, stop. Lucy, you're going to fall.
20:24This teen is inflating her volleyball.
20:30There we go.
20:32Oh!
20:40Wait, wait, wait, wait.
20:45Here, Buster.
20:48Oh, this is going to rust out, keeping it outside.
20:53Oh, Lord!
20:55Are you okay?
20:56Yeah.
21:00Wow.
21:01Sure the ring caught that one.
21:08I hope so.
21:14Is that you?
21:15You!
21:16You!
21:17Drop it in, man!
21:19Let's go.
21:23Mama!
21:27Mama!
21:28Mama!
21:29Mama!
21:30Mama!
21:35Mama!
21:36Mama!
21:37Mama!
21:37Mama!
21:37Mama!
21:37Mama!
21:37Mama!
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