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Neighborhood Watch - Season 1 - Episode 15: Better Luck Next Time

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00:00Camera now recording.
00:16Hi, you are currently being recorded.
00:20Your house is a camera.
00:24At any given time, tens of millions of homes are recording your every move.
00:34Oh, my God.
00:37I just troubled all this.
00:40And if you're watching at just the right moment...
00:48Nope.
00:50...you'll catch your neighbors when they thought no one was looking.
00:56I totally lose concept of everything that's going on.
00:59...around me.
01:00Come join.
01:03You look good right now.
01:08The Neighborhood Watch.
01:11You are currently being recorded.
01:31This home is having air conditioning installed.
01:47A woman realizes her dog has escaped the house.
01:52No!
01:53No!
01:55No!
01:56That's a bad dog!
01:58F**k!
01:59No!
01:59No!
02:00No!
02:01No!
02:06No!
02:13No!
02:21No!
02:22No!
02:33This woman wants to surprise a friend with a birthday card.
03:04A video conference call is about to get a rude interruption.
03:09That afternoon I was working from home and I was on an innovation call with about six
03:13or seven associates and I'm hearing some rustling in what was the fireplace.
03:18And I think for the purposes of, you know, Count Hall, let's just get in to...
03:28It's my turn to speak and what I'm trying to do is get a complete sentence out.
03:32At the same time, I'm like, oh my gosh, something's in here.
03:38Let's just get in to me.
03:40I'm a big Cincinnati Reds fan and I love baseball.
03:42And as I'm getting ready to fight or flight, that bat was within arm's reach.
03:47Let's get out of here, let's get out of here, let's get out of here, let's get out of here!
03:50Jules! Jules! Jules! Jules!
03:52Squirrel came down from the chimney.
03:54Jules! Jules! Jules! Jules!
03:56Jules is our fearless nanny.
03:58She wrestles now four kids that we have, all boys, and if there's one person that I know
04:02I can count on, it's Jules.
04:04Get me out! Get me out!
04:06The worst thing about this whole thing is Jules actually wasn't home at the time,
04:09so I'm screaming for Jules in an empty house, not knowing that she had left for lunch.
04:13Get out! Get out!
04:16Get out!
04:16I love animals, it's not that I don't like animals.
04:20The reality is you can see it jump, and as the squirrel's coming at me, I totally lose
04:26concept of everything that's going on around me outside of what I'm facing right there.
04:31I had no idea that I was still on that team's call.
04:35They were gasping, they were wondering whether I was getting robbed, whether I was having
04:38a heart attack.
04:40Oh my gosh, everybody just saw what happened.
04:43I explained to my team that the squirrel was causing all the havoc.
04:47So we ended the meeting and ended up rescheduling town hall.
04:51It's clear the squirrel was trying to get to the window behind me and get out of the office.
04:56He ended up going back up into the fireplace.
04:59I called our local animal control to get the squirrel out of the chimney.
05:04I'm happy to report that the squirrel was captured in a trap safely and let free outside of my home.
05:12It spread like wildfire pretty quickly within our company.
05:15There were t-shirts made and some other jokes quickly at my behalf, and I embraced it.
05:22My kids do poke fun at me from time to time when they see a squirrel getting close.
05:26I'm still known as the squirrel guy to my kids' friends.
05:29At the end of the day, I'm grateful that I was able to have this on camera,
05:33and people can smile and laugh as a result of what happened to me.
05:47A woman is working on a jigsaw puzzle.
05:57A woman is working on a jigsaw puzzle.
06:10There you go.
06:17Where does it go?
06:19Oh ah oh oh oh oh oh oh oh...
06:29I don't know.
07:22This mom in Michigan is about to have an unforgettable Halloween.
07:28In my head, I was worried about the news, I was worried about getting sued.
07:33What do I do?
07:45What the ?
08:00This is how you open the door.
08:03Oh my gosh!
08:08Oh no!
08:09Oh no, oh no, oh no!
08:11Okay, depressed!
08:19Oh my god, is this the wrong house?
08:21This is the wrong house!
08:44Oh my god!
08:49Holy !
08:51Hey, dear.
08:53Are you okay?
09:00An October windstorm has this mom in a panic.
09:05What do I do?
09:08Halloween is the biggest deal in our family.
09:11It is our favorite holiday by far.
09:13One of the big Halloween stores went out of business.
09:18Everything was like 90% off or more.
09:20So my youngest son, Leopold, spotted this big box on the bottom shelf.
09:27It didn't have any markings on it or anything,
09:29so I didn't even realize the scale of this pumpkin.
09:32All the pegs were utilized.
09:35All the ropes were tied down.
09:36When it was up and running, the thing didn't move.
09:40But we knew the weather sometimes turns around about Halloween.
09:44Oh, my God.
09:45Did I just light the pumpkin?
09:47I had just picked the kids up from school,
09:49and all of a sudden the winds start whistling.
09:52Then I looked outside.
09:53Then I saw one of the tethers go.
09:56I'm at work.
09:58And as most people, they get the notifications on their phones to say,
10:01hey, there's someone at your front door.
10:03And I turned it on to see what was outside.
10:06What do I do about the pumpkin?
10:07Should I try and plug it?
10:09Oh, my God, it's taking out the door on the street!
10:12The pumpkin was so big that it would have taken out cars.
10:15It would have taken out bicycles, walkers.
10:18Small children.
10:19I mean, in my head, I was worried about the news.
10:21I was worried about getting sued.
10:23And I was not going to let go of that pumpkin.
10:25No.
10:25Not happening.
10:26So long, everyone.
10:28Stay down!
10:29My kids kept running out to help,
10:32but the wind was whipping so hard,
10:35and the tethers were just lashing everywhere.
10:37I just kept telling them to get back into the house.
10:40Here, Paul, it's Dad.
10:41Can you hear me?
10:42Hey, buddy, unplug it.
10:44I did unplug it.
10:46I don't think Katie was aware.
10:48If you unplug it, it takes about 20 minutes to deflate.
10:51There's nothing I can do, right?
10:52By the time I've driven back,
10:54the pumpkin couldn't be in the lake,
10:55my wife could be stuck in a tree,
10:57and who knows what else is going on.
10:59So I'm just trying to calm everybody down.
11:03Hello, 54321.
11:04They've been taught at school about calling 911 to ask for help.
11:08Leonard, listen to me.
11:09Leonard, Leonard, Leonard.
11:11So our youngest, and he actually dialed 54321.
11:14And when nobody was answering,
11:16he actually threw the phone and broke the phone.
11:18Just come home!
11:20Come home!
11:21Just come home!
11:22What's up?
11:23Come on, please!
11:25I got air at one point,
11:27and I thought it was going to take off.
11:30Literally 12 minutes,
11:31I was hanging on for dear life to this thing.
11:35Oh, my God!
11:37And then finally,
11:38when it got deflated enough,
11:40I just, I was exhausted.
11:42I just surrendered to the pumpkin.
11:44Oh, my God!
11:45Stay in the house!
11:47I can't!
11:50Oh, my God!
11:51Let me just take the trigger.
11:53One of my favorite parts of everything was,
11:56my eldest goes out and takes a photograph,
11:57with a pumpkin just completely wrapped over the top and around her.
12:01I looked back, and I was like,
12:02yes, this is mom's strength 101.
12:05I definitely went through the neighborhood around Christmas time, though,
12:08and I would see, like, another inflatable.
12:09I'd be like, yeah, I can take it.
12:11Oh, I got that one.
12:12Yeah, don't worry.
12:12Call me if you need some help.
12:15What's the plan for next year?
12:17Is the pumpkin coming up?
12:18100% yes.
12:21Yeah.
12:25Thanks!
12:27There's something here.
12:29See it?
12:30See?
12:33Look, look.
12:35Can't go through that.
12:46Two birds are about to change this woman's afternoon plans.
12:50Two birds are about to change this woman's afternoon plans.
12:58Open that one.
12:59Open that one.
13:00Open that one.
13:01That one's open.
13:02Okay.
13:02Hold on.
13:08No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
13:23Come on.
13:38What did you forget to do?
13:44Things are about to take a turn on this porch in California.
14:02You just tried to jump off now.
14:07I hate being tall.
14:09My hat fell off too.
14:36Oh, my God.
14:43a surprising scene is about to unfold in this man's backyard we live in a rural part of west
14:50virginia it's a very quiet neighborhood and there's not much excitement unless an animal
14:57livestock gets loose i've had the flu and this is my first time having a coffee on the porch for
15:04several days we see this guy going crazy driving coming towards our house oh i was freaking out
15:15but mike is a very calm person so he's just sitting there
15:22the car cut across into our yard it was a surprise although i did not react that way
15:29i was sitting back and watching the show i was sure he would never make it out of the yard
15:35but he really didn't have any trouble now the police officer on the other hand
15:45the police car ran over my daughter's bike hit our sling then head right into our tree
15:53he wasn't hurt or anything the tree does still show some of the damage i made fun of the cop
16:00for hitting it he was like oh well you know we'll replace that bike he took it all in stride
16:05he laughed
16:05too it ended in a crash around three miles from our house with the criminal being thrown from the
16:14vehicle he went straight to jail the next day we saw the buckshot the driver had decided to go on
16:21a joy
16:21ride i guess he had done this same kind of chase uh five years prior i just jokingly posted it
16:29on
16:30tiktok we thought that the the story was the police chased through our yard but instead everyone made it
16:37about the calm sipping coffee the chillest man in the world or something like that they had
16:43made comments about it was crazy nothing exciting like this has happened since the video my camera
16:54is still rolling so we will see
17:02a windy day makes this boy's chores a lot harder
17:06uh
17:15uh
17:21you
17:23you
17:49Oh, Kirk, what?
17:51She's probably taking down.
17:53Yep.
17:54Yep.
18:03Get out of here.
18:06Get out of here.
18:08Get out of here.
18:26This dog is about to get very excited.
18:29Parker, who's here?
18:32You want me to go what?
18:46A cat tries to avoid the dogs.
19:01What the f*** are you doing, Aiden?
19:04Holy f***.
19:09Get out of here.
19:15Oh, no.
19:37This dog is excited to see his owner.
19:50I never in a million years.
19:53The family in this house thought all their birthday cake candles had been blown out.
19:58Oh no.
20:01Help!
20:05Help!
20:06Get out of here!
20:34Okay, time for a new table.
20:49That's awesome.
20:51Holy f***.
21:02Jesus.
21:04This person forgot to disable the alarm before going to the bathroom.
21:09This person.
21:10This person here.
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