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Neighborhood Watch - Season 1 - Episode 12: Family Fails

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00:00Camera now recording.
00:13I am not in the car.
00:21It's here.
00:24I'm on.
00:30Your house is a camera.
00:34At any given time, tens of millions of homes are recording your every move.
00:46And if you're watching at just the right moment,
00:55you'll catch your neighbors when they thought no one was looking.
00:58Nick!
01:00Oh my God.
01:01Daddy's a dickleberry.
01:03Why is my baby sitting on top of a car right now?
01:07Nothing good can come from that.
01:09Come join.
01:17The Neighborhood Watch.
01:19You are currently being recorded.
01:23Nick!
01:26What are you doing?
01:27I got my wallet.
01:28Oh my God.
01:31Christ!
01:34What just happened?
01:35Dad! Dad!
01:37What? Oh God! Oh God!
01:38Watch out! Watch out! Watch out!
01:40Watch out!
01:41Watch out!
01:48Watch out!
01:52A mom tries her daughter's hoverboard.
02:03This boy has just gone grocery shopping with his parents.
02:19Watch out!
02:20Watch out!
02:20I'm not scared!
02:23Watch out!
02:24I'm sorry.
02:25Know who I was looking for?
02:25Oh god!
02:26I'm sorry!
02:26Ah!
02:27Oh yeah!
02:28Ah!
02:28Oh my god!
02:28All right!
02:29Good job!
02:38Oh, why didn't I think of that?
02:46Oh.
02:51A little girl is going to clean up the mess she made.
03:09Haley, no, that is not a solution.
03:11Just get a towel.
03:17A camera catches a father playing with his son.
03:25Life with kids at a young age is complete chaos, at least in our house.
03:30And it's fun chaos, but it's chaos.
03:33We have three children.
03:35Luca loves to stir up trouble.
03:37I don't think I leave Michael unattended with him often, only because he is a lot more work.
03:42And I just know the kind of trouble he gets himself into.
03:46I definitely remind you a few things.
03:48Make sure he doesn't put stuff in his mouth.
03:50Don't let him slip in the bath.
03:51There's moments where I have to remind Michael of Luca's capabilities.
03:58I decided to take him outside, a little father-son bonding, you know, just kind of explore.
04:03And all of a sudden I said, you know what?
04:05I'm going to put him on the hood because I want to gain some trust and see if he'll listen
04:10to me.
04:10I don't know what I was thinking.
04:13I think there was a lack of brain power there.
04:17I don't think he was thinking.
04:19Oh my God.
04:22I'm here.
04:24Come down.
04:25I was almost baffled.
04:27Like, why is my baby sitting on top of a car right now?
04:31Mick, how are you getting him down?
04:36Holy f***.
04:37Mick!
04:38I gave him like an inch and he took a mile.
04:40I'm like, oh crap.
04:42He's going to the deep end by himself.
04:44Oh my God.
04:45My dad is a dingleberry.
04:47Why?
04:48Because Luca is going to fall off the car.
04:51Michael has had many dingleberry moments.
04:54This was definitely the worst of them.
04:57He's heard it many times that I feel like I have four kids.
05:08The doors were locked so I couldn't open the door and stand on the side of the car and
05:13try to grab him.
05:15I couldn't go up the sunroof.
05:16Oh my God.
05:18Holy f***.
05:19Hey, look at that.
05:20Come to mama.
05:20My mama bear instincts kicked in and I had to get down there as fast as possible.
05:25I'll lock your door.
05:26I'll lock your door.
05:27No, no, no.
05:28I'll lock your door.
05:30I'm here.
05:31I'm here.
05:34No, Luca.
05:35Look at me.
05:36There was no question in my mind.
05:39I was going up that car in order to grab him and save him.
05:44Thankfully, our son was okay and mommy saved the day.
05:53The situation just proved everything to me that I have to be responsible for four humans
05:59and a dog and not just three children.
06:03She's always wanted four kids, so I've given it to her.
06:07I've given her this...
06:08Extra responsibility.
06:10Passion of life.
06:12Yo.
06:13Yo.
06:13It's not his problem.
06:21This family is trying to remove a bat from their doorway.
06:40A boy's Christmas present has just been delivered.
06:47Awesome!
06:50Awesome!
06:52Awesome!
06:52Awesome!
06:54Awesome!
06:58A motorcycle!
07:00I can't believe it.
07:04A free motorcycle!
07:08Oh, my gosh.
07:11Look!
07:11Oh, that's for another family.
07:13That's not supposed to be for.
07:15What is this for?
07:16It has the wrong address on it.
07:18They have to come pick it up.
07:22Come on.
07:24Why do you deliver it to our house?
07:32I had a few minutes to get some gardening done, and I created a disaster.
07:47What the f...
07:48This woman is adding alcohol to a flambé.
07:52Oh, my God!
07:54Are you okay?
07:55Are you okay?
07:56Are you okay?
08:18In Florida, a boy is trying to sneak out.
08:46In Maryland, a woman prepares to do some gardening.
08:58I love planting different flowers.
09:00It's just kind of a little getaway from the house and all the indoor chores.
09:06We had a two-month-old baby at home, very colicky, didn't sleep, and, you know, just
09:14very sleep deprived on my part.
09:17I had my golf cart carrying all my supplies and I went to go move a bag of potting soil
09:24over and it landed and got stuck on the gas pedal.
09:27The golf cart was headed towards our well.
09:32If it had stayed straight, I think I would have been okay.
09:35But then it just took a sharp left and threw me off.
09:42My daughter all of a sudden says to me, hey dad, the golf cart's running through the yard.
09:46But then she said, dad, it's going really fast and mom is chasing it.
09:50So, I get up thinking, this is going to be funny to watch.
09:58The golf cart went about two football fields in length before it crashed into the fence.
10:11I was just very happy when it finally stopped so I could get to it.
10:17The fence was our neighbor's fence.
10:19They have a 13-acre farm next to us.
10:21The golf cart went straight into the horse pasture and I thought, oh my gosh.
10:27These horses are going to get out.
10:31By the time I made it outside, it had already crashed through the fence and it stopped.
10:36The first thing I thought was exactly what came out of my mouth.
10:42How in the world did this happen and what do I get to fix next?
10:49I really thought the golf cart was going to be in a much worse state than it was.
10:53The horses weren't anywhere near the opening of the fence.
10:56And I was delighted to see that there was just a few boards that had to be replaced.
11:01So, it was a quick fix.
11:03We've been married over 20 years.
11:05The horses were very used to my mishaps.
11:09And he takes it like a champ.
11:13Afterwards, I see people in public and they're like, you're the golf cart girl.
11:17And I'm like, this is what I'm known for?
11:19I thought I would be known for better things.
11:22I still do my gardening.
11:25They haven't taken the golf cart keys from me yet.
11:33Now, step, step!
11:37Wait.
11:37It's gonna be the best.
11:45Wait.
11:47If whatever happens.
11:59That's great.
12:00What are you going to take?
12:01Are you going to take a bite?
12:02Oh my God!
12:04Wait.
12:23This man forgot to say goodbye to his wife.
12:47This woman is dealing with an emergency.
12:49I think we were more worried about what the neighbors would think.
12:52They're going to see me dragging this body out the front door.
13:05This boy is distracted by his phone.
13:44You just wrecked my dashboard.
13:47Yeah.
13:49I'll get you another one.
13:53That's great.
13:5421, 24.
13:5721, 25.
14:0021, 24.
14:01Tough guy.
14:03Tough guy.
14:13A camera in Florida catches something odd.
14:18It was pretty much a normal day at work.
14:20I got home, I started cooking dinner, and our son, who was three at the time, dropped an
14:27eggshell on the ground, and I bent over to pick it up, and that's when I just had this
14:31extreme, sharp pain, and it sent me to the ground.
14:34My back problem was nonexistent until that moment in time.
14:38You ready?
14:39No, no.
14:40You're not going to be on the ground yet.
14:41I can grab you.
14:42Here it comes.
14:43Here it comes.
14:44I just hear this loud, like, scream, like, I thought someone died.
14:48And I hear a loud thud, and I go in there, and he's just on the ground in pain.
14:52My son, he was completely confused, did not know what was going on, just screaming.
14:57I can drag you.
14:59Ready?
15:02I went into practical mode.
15:03I was just like, let's get to the hospital.
15:05And so, at first, you know, I tried different things.
15:07I tried getting my son's stroller, and I tried to put him in the stroller.
15:11I was absolutely screaming in my pants, yeah, there was no way I was fitting in the stroller.
15:14It just wasn't going to happen.
15:16And so, finally, I just, I saw my son's, like, blanket on the ground.
15:19I was like, you know what?
15:20I'm going to roll you onto this blanket, and then just drag you out.
15:26There was a lot of comments, like, why didn't you call an ambulance?
15:30I don't have money for that.
15:32Who has money for an ambulance?
15:37I think we were more worried about, like, what the neighbors would think.
15:41We just moved to this new neighborhood, and they're going to see me dragging out this body
15:45out the front door.
15:50Logistically, that's when the nightmare started,
15:53because we had to figure out how to get me into the back of the truck.
15:57So then we got a medicine ball.
16:00What we ultimately decided to do was use it as a ramp as Lacey pushed my body over
16:05so that I could sit on top of the ball inside of the truck.
16:09When we were putting him into the truck, I just thought it was hilarious.
16:12I thought if anyone was watching us, we'd look like we're crazy people.
16:16It's absolutely not dignifying at all.
16:18I was humiliated.
16:20I'm like, see, this is why you should work out.
16:22You know, he hates when I say that.
16:23As we were driving to the hospital, every single curve and bump, I felt it all,
16:29and it felt like it was an eternity to go three miles.
16:32At the hospital, you can't sit down in the wheelchair, and so he just lays forward on the wheelchair.
16:39They did scans on my lower back, and then they said,
16:42unfortunately, you have herniated two discs in your back.
16:46They let me know that I needed to go see a specialist,
16:48and that it would require PT and possibly further medical diagnosis.
16:54I would say I'm about 90% to 95% better now.
16:58I have started working out.
17:00My wife, I have to thank for that.
17:03And his life is completely better now that he works out.
17:06And it absolutely is better.
17:08So, always listen to your wife.
17:11That's the lesson of the day.
17:20The amount of rain is crazy.
17:24Oh, you got your umbrella?
17:29Our tree!
17:32Holy gee, man!
17:36Okay, we're not leaving now, but that tree is going to fall.
17:38That hit our tree.
17:43So, I'm just going to keep the ball.
17:45Can you keep that ball?
17:46You can run towards it.
18:07I'm so sorry.
18:11This dad-to-be
18:13is in charge of a big surprise.
18:27A husband brings home a gender reveal balloon for his wife.
18:40In Michigan, it's bedtime for this little boy.
18:45I promise to always protect you.
19:02I love you, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby,
19:09baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby,
19:09baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby,
19:09baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby,
19:11baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby,
19:11baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby
19:29I think that I did part like an old man.
19:33I did part six.
19:35Yay, you parted giant.
19:37Yes, you did.
19:54Sailor, you got to put the iPad now, baby.
20:06Oh, God.
20:10Ow.
20:13Did you just pull, too?
20:14Yeah.
20:16Hi.
20:19All right, let's do that.
20:24All right, let's do that.
20:26I'm going to start the two outside of my closet.
20:33I'm ready, I can do the back for it.
20:36Ready, Paul.
20:37All right.
21:02I didn't know I was jumping on them.
21:08Do you have this one?
21:18Oh my god!
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