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Neighborhood Watch - Season 1 - Episode 16: Kid Chaos

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00:00Camera now recording.
00:04What's up, dude?
00:05I don't know. I just kind of like bend it up.
00:11Did he just break a window?
00:14Oh, ma!
00:16I'm sorry.
00:18Hello. You are currently being recorded.
00:22Your house is a camera.
00:25At any given time, tens of millions of homes are recording your every move.
00:33Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
00:38And if you're watching at just the right moment.
00:42Oh, God!
00:46What the hell?
00:47You'll catch your neighbors when they thought no one was looking.
00:51When I told her to clean her room, I was definitely expecting some pushback.
00:55Been across that street.
00:57At any.
00:59Come join.
01:03Oh, my God.
01:06The Neighborhood Watch.
01:08You are currently being recorded.
01:11It's cool.
01:14No!
01:15Lock it.
01:17Lock it.
01:18Lock it.
01:19Lock it.
01:21Lock it.
01:22Lock it.
01:22Lock it.
01:23Lock it.
01:24Lock it.
01:25Lock it.
01:26Lock it up.
01:27This boy wants to say, do you want a piece of me?
01:30Want of some pizza for me?
01:36You want pizza for me?
01:38Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:43Coming down.
01:54Where did I go?
02:26This little girl has to explain why she can't come out to play.
02:30On this day, I was actually prepping for a colonoscopy I was going to have,
02:34and I wanted to be able to help prep Emma to let her know what was going on at a
02:38six-year-old level.
02:40So I was like, hey, Emma, I'm about to drink this drink, and it's going to clean my insides out,
02:44so they can take a picture of me tomorrow.
02:46But I need you here because I need you to be my big helper today.
02:49Of course, the minute the prep hits, the doorbell rings.
02:52Cue Emma.
02:55What's camera action?
02:57Yeah.
02:58Whenever Emma's home, she's going to poop like crazy, okay?
03:02No, I'm not. Stop. It's not funny.
03:05When I was sitting in the bathroom, I can hear the voices but can't quite make out what's being said.
03:11Um, but I can hear that her tone of voice almost sounds like she's, like, serious.
03:16She has to get surgery when it's over. It's not funny at all.
03:21I was being protective because she's my mom and I care about her.
03:25I was at work.
03:27We get the notifications when someone shows up at the door.
03:30I just so happened to look at the camera, and I was able to see the interaction of the video
03:35live
03:37and started laughing quite a lot at work.
03:41My wife texted me, and she's like, you have to watch the doorbell video.
03:45I was like, uh-oh. Like, what am I about to view here?
03:50Okay, she already started. She's started already. Oh, it's bad.
03:55Honestly, when she said that, it was 100% her. That's just her personality.
04:01I always like to say, kids will say what we're really thinking.
04:05Like, adults don't say that stuff, but I'm like, you're right.
04:09So you can't play? Well, I can ask.
04:13She comes right upstairs to tell me that the neighbor boys are here. I want to go play.
04:17And so I was like, honestly, if you really want to go play now, you can.
04:20We did get a text message from the mom, you know, saying that,
04:25hey, boys were talking about some conversation they had with Emma about poop.
04:30But at that point in time, I'd already had the video, so I went ahead and sent it to her.
04:34She thought it was hilarious.
04:35I thought, you know what? Maybe it's too much, but I'm going to post it on the socials and see
04:39what happens.
04:40It went crazy.
04:42She started already. Oh, it's bad.
04:45I'm actually a nurse, so when my members are going through this,
04:50I actually will send them the video as kind of a lighthearted,
04:54make you feel better about the prep and stuff.
04:58She's going to poop like crazy, okay?
05:01I have honestly been showing it to everybody since.
05:04What?
05:14Oh, God.
05:16Sorry.
05:18Oh, God.
05:19That really hurt.
05:21I'm sorry.
05:23Oh.
05:23Daddy, daddy.
05:24Oh.
05:34Hello.
05:36Hello.
05:38Can you please open the door?
05:40I'm a trick-or-treater.
05:44Why?
05:45In the spirits that haunt this house, hurry and leave a message before it's too late.
05:59That was really cool, but can you please open the door?
06:05No, I'm there.
06:06Not all of them.
06:07We're just sending a message because the doorbell sent us to voicemail.
06:12All right.
06:23This boy is about to fall for a practical joke.
06:40This girl has just finished cleaning her cat's litter box.
06:53This family is on their way to a gender-reveal party.
06:59No!
07:04Yes, I get to be up here.
07:07No, Connor!
07:08No!
07:10You're not allowed up there!
07:12But Mom said that.
07:14That's all I'll be like.
07:15Mom!
07:17Did you say Connor can go up on my bed?
07:21Yes, I'm waiting for that.
07:24Okay.
07:27Ow!
07:28Connor just ruined my bed!
07:34A camera catches a girl running away from home.
07:38I'm moving away!
07:39No one loves me in the house!
07:42I have three children.
07:44Joey is my middle child.
07:45She's six years old.
07:47And then I have Michael.
07:48He's my oldest.
07:49He's nine.
07:50And then we have little Judah at home.
07:52She's one.
07:53When Joey found out that she was going to be a big sister, I don't think that she realized
07:59that the baby was actually going to stay there the whole time.
08:02So having to share Mommy took a bit of adjusting, too.
08:06I felt like no one was paying attention to me.
08:11Everyone's in the house.
08:12Michael was putting away the dishes, and Joey was supposed to be upstairs cleaning her room.
08:16I was definitely expecting some pushback.
08:18I didn't know it was going to be as extreme as her wanting to run away from home, though.
08:25Are you moving to Pama's house?
08:27No!
08:28To Pama's house.
08:30In Mexico!
08:31My mom lives about two blocks away from me, and they call her Pama.
08:36I buy them their own snacks so that they don't have to touch mine.
08:40But instead of going in the kitchen and grabbing her things, she grabbed my snacks.
08:45She grabbed my rice cakes and put them in her bag along with the juice, and she packed
08:50the dress as well.
08:51And she was all set to go to Mexico.
08:53I guess that's all you need.
08:55I was thinking to go to Mexico and get a hotel and eat some tacos.
09:02No, you can't.
09:03You can't go in a frame without this.
09:05It's not like every day you have to stop your sister from going to Mexico.
09:10I was not expecting her to move because all she does is just bark, but not, like, bite.
09:17I was watching the camera, and I saw that she was just kind of standing there, like, in
09:21protest, and I'm like, girl, if you're going to Mexico, take me with you, because I need
09:26a vacation.
09:28I didn't even feel the need to, like, really interject, because Big Brother had it.
09:32It seems like he handled it well.
09:34Been across the street.
09:36Eddie!
09:38I was like, well, where did she get that from?
09:40Because we're not a military family.
09:42And apparently, one of her favorite TV shows, they say that a lot.
09:46I guess she felt it was the appropriate response at the time.
09:50It's because that means bye.
09:53I was hoping someone was going to come and get me.
09:57I think eventually she came inside for a couple of reasons.
10:00Number one, it was cold.
10:02And I think she kind of realized, like, well, how am I going to make it to Mexico if I
10:05can't
10:06cross the street?
10:07I definitely knew that it was just kind of like a cry for attention.
10:11She did clean her room that night, but then we got to hang out for a little bit and have
10:15a little mommy and Joey time.
10:16So, Joey, do you still want to go to Mexico?
10:19No, I still don't want to go to Mexico.
10:23Been across the street.
10:25Eddie!
10:29This dad has just changed a diaper.
10:33This dad has just changed a diaper.
10:37This dad has just changed a diaper.
10:42This dad has just changed a diaper.
10:45This dad has just changed a diaper.
10:47This dad has just changed a diaper.
10:48This dad has just changed a diaper.
10:50This dad has just changed a diaper.
10:51This dad has just changed a diaper.
10:51This dad has just changed a diaper.
10:52This dad has just changed a diaper.
10:53This dad has just changed a diaper.
11:00This dad has just changed a diaper.
11:16Wait, let me try in the front.
11:18Okay.
11:19I'm gonna take off without me.
11:22Is your ass on it?
11:24Hold me, stomach.
11:33Here goes the fan.
11:35We're in trouble.
11:37I know we are.
11:39We got some mama.
11:40No, let's not tell her.
11:44This boy wants to show his friend his DIY Halloween costume.
12:22We're in trouble.
12:23Okay.
12:24Party.
12:40I'm gonna kill you.
12:46A camera catches a late night message.
12:49You're not gonna do anything because you're in the Bahamas.
12:54When she sees this, she's certainly gonna have some comments.
12:58Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
13:22This girl recently got her driver's license.
13:34What?
13:49I don't know.
13:52It's the cult.
13:54It's the cult.
13:56It's the cult.
14:11this young man has a message for his mom all right mom you got me all right I'm busted
14:21at the time I was probably in my mid-20s and my parents went to the Bahamas
14:26and I think they were gone maybe a week when they left my mom asked me to watch her dog
14:30she loves
14:31her dog so much a lot more than me for sure I was definitely a little on edge about the
14:36camera
14:37she is constantly looking at her ring camera basically the whole week every time I'd left to
14:42go anywhere there was just to go get some breakfast whether it's running errand my mom would see me
14:47leave and instantly text me wonder where I was going how long I was gonna be back how was Reagan
14:51have you taken him out to pee she's never been like hey Tripp how are you is everything
14:56okay you know are you are you are you feeling all right no how's Reagan that's the number one
15:00question whoo you got these fancy ring cameras and you you got me on video okay Saturday night me and
15:10some friends we're in town just you know out to dinner and then maybe somewhere for drinks after
15:15that so when I got back that night a little later than usual and I saw the camera light up
15:21I knew
15:22instantly I said all right I'm getting ready to get a text here in about five minutes you got me
15:28okay I'm busted
15:35transfusions are my go-to drink but transfusion is vodka ginger ale and then just a splash of grape juice
15:40that probably had four or five transfusions that night you really don't need many transfusions will do
15:46that to you I know I know you're sitting there and you're fancy chair of the the Nassau Bahamas and
15:53you oh we got him now Mike we got him now Mikey oh we got him so the wrath of
16:00my mom is like no other
16:02if you've got her coming for you you you don't know what you're in for in my opinion I'll tell
16:07you one
16:08thing mom you ain't you ain't as clever as you think all right because you ain't got me because
16:15I'm gonna get in this house and I'm gonna put the air on 62 my mom and I bicker about
16:21air conditioning
16:22if you touch your AC I mean you might as well slash the tires on her car because that's about
16:27as bad as it gets with her you're not gonna do anything because you're in there but I miss
16:33I actually really truthfully did not just a thermostat I think it was both out of respect
16:37and out of fear I kind of thought I ended with the last laugh and then woke up with her
16:42having
16:43the last laugh was saying look here's a video of you and I put it on Facebook you got me
16:48now obviously
16:49anytime I walk under a ring camera I'm like a little more self-conscious I'm like don't say
16:53anything you don't want repeated I'm busted blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
17:22this boy is about to get the shock of his life
17:44a camera records teens moving a ping-pong table
17:48oh
17:52ha ha ha ha ha
18:19This dad is trying to watch both his sons.
18:53This boy is visiting a neighbor.
18:59Oh, do you want some eggs?
19:01We're not home, sweetheart.
19:03We're out, so I'll come and see you later on, okay?
19:08Just so you know, these eggs came out of chicken butts, so just wash them before you eat them,
19:18okay?
19:18Yeah, just leave them on the chair right there, okay?
19:22Okay, I will.
19:29That's just disgusting, bye.
19:41What's up?
19:46Oh my god!
19:48Did you see a cat?
19:50Yeah.
19:51Yeah.
20:11Mommy!
20:11Mommy!
20:12Santa!
20:14Mommy!
20:26Santa just brought this girl a new bike.
20:31Like it?
20:33Yeah!
20:36You want some girl?
20:44Yay!
20:50Yay!
20:52Yay!
20:57Yay!
20:58Yay!
21:06A father catches his son eating chocolate.
21:10Put it on the counter, Logan.
21:13Logan.
21:15One, two.
21:18Put it on the counter.
21:29Go sit on the couch.
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