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Richie has some powers
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00:04Yo, Richie, what's up? Besides me.
00:06I need you at HQ.
00:08Trouble?
00:09Just get here.
00:14Richie?
00:19Richie?
00:21Richie?
00:23Richie?
00:27Man, I can't believe he ditched me.
00:30Ah, wearing the new uniform, huh? Looks good.
00:33Where are you?
00:34Wouldn't you like to know?
00:49Aha!
00:51All right. I give.
00:54Peek-a-boo.
00:55Ah!
00:58Oh-oh-oh-oh!
01:00He's a scouting robot. I can control him with this. I can see whatever he sees. And I can broadcast
01:06my voice throw.
01:08Uh, yeah. I figured that part out by myself.
01:11I call him Backpack.
01:13Backpack?
01:14Backpack! Heel!
01:21Cool! I wonder if I can get my pops to spring for one.
01:24I didn't buy it. I made it.
01:28Get out!
01:29Oh, on the other hand, you have been on kind of an inventing tear lately. Look at this place.
01:35I know. I got so many ideas, it's like my brain's on fire.
01:40I thought it smelled smoky.
01:41I improved the range on the tracers, and I figured out how to make your flying disc pulled up smaller.
01:45What do these do?
01:49Zap caps. The next generation. It's a bang baby restraint device.
01:59Well, they work.
02:05What's with the police scam?
02:07I programmed it to do that if it picked up the word of MetaHuman.
02:12Breakout at County Lockup. MetaHuman Wing. Request backup. I re... Request backup.
02:19Gotta fly!
02:24Can't miss this.
02:34I just got word. They're heading for the top floor.
02:38No worries, man. This way out.
02:41I've got E-Bot.
02:42See you at the bottom.
02:49Well, it took you guys long enough. I was about to cut out for a cappuccino.
02:54Just do it.
02:56Finally.
03:03Hey, let's get out of here. The cops are everywhere.
03:07You're worried about the police when I'm here?
03:10Static.
03:11Static.
03:12You don't start none, it won't be none.
03:15Yep.
03:17He's going to start.
03:19Run!
03:20Run!
03:29Sorry about the parking job. I only have my learner's permit.
03:32A-Bot.
03:36This is how we roll.
03:38Static, you okay, man?
03:39This is how we roll.
03:41What, watch?
04:10I know you.
04:11Yeah, I get that a lot.
04:14One of those faces.
04:21You're that kid I saw talking with Static that time.
04:24Uh, yeah.
04:25He was asking directions to the power plant.
04:27Don't blame me.
04:29Come here.
04:29Hey!
04:30No, don't!
04:31Let me...
04:33You're coming with me.
04:37Let him go, Ivan.
04:42Another time, Flyboy.
04:45Guaranteed.
04:46Sure.
05:02I guess when you become a living shadow, the nose is the first thing to go.
05:07You sure you're okay?
05:09Yeah, because you looked a little green around the glasses when I left you.
05:11Yeah, well, how would you feel if you almost got Ebonized?
05:15Why was he messing with you anyway?
05:17He must have wanted to use me to get to you again.
05:20You want me to sneak over and hang out?
05:22No, I'm cool.
05:23I got backpack on lookout mode.
05:26I got backpack on lookout mode.
05:27And I also brought a bunch of new zap caps home with me, just in case Ebon...
05:31Hey!
05:32What?
05:33I just got an idea how to use one of these to play mp3s.
05:36Gotta go!
05:38He is getting too weird.
05:52I never thought we'd all end up back here again.
05:55Isn't it great?
05:57No way anybody'd look for us at the old Juvie Hall.
06:00Spent a lot of time here, back in the day.
06:03We were inmates then.
06:04Now we run the place.
06:06I always ran the place.
06:10Anything wrong?
06:12Yeah, that kid.
06:14His name was Foley.
06:15Every time I see him, static's right there.
06:19I shouldn't have let him slip away the first time.
06:21So let's find him!
06:23Just what I was thinking.
06:25Start with the high school closest to the jail.
06:28Dakota Union High?
06:29Whatever.
06:30Just find him.
06:31I want us on that kid like a shadow.
06:38I want you to learn about the magic of monomials.
06:45But first, I have a little problem for you.
06:49Richie.
06:51Uh-huh.
06:52What you working on?
06:54Well, I was fixing my rollerblades last night while watching the Military Channel special
06:58on Harrier jets.
06:59You know, the ones that can make vertical takeoffs and landings.
07:01And I was thinking, wouldn't it be super cool to integrate that technology into my skates?
07:07Okay.
07:12All right.
07:14Now, the first step in solving this...
07:18Uh, Mr. Foley?
07:21Mr. Foley?
07:24Mr. Foley?
07:27Huh?
07:28The problem?
07:35Four over pi.
07:37Perhaps, Mr. Foley, if you paid a...
07:40What?
07:41The answer.
07:42Four over pi.
07:45Huh.
07:46Yes, but how did you know?
07:53Lucky guess?
07:56Come on, Richie.
07:57How did you know?
07:58Beats me.
07:59Sometimes your head figures out stuff when you don't even know it's doing it.
08:02Paperclip.
08:06Circuit board.
08:09Opticon scalometer.
08:12Optical why-why?
08:13Ah, just clowning you.
08:15We're all done.
08:16Done with what?
08:18Jetblades.
08:22Woo-hoo!
08:25Let's see what they can really do.
08:30Uh, Richie?
08:33Uh, Richie?
08:34Oh!
08:42Whoa!
08:44Oh, no!
08:45Oh, no!
08:45Shit!
08:46Oh!
08:47Ugh!
08:48Ugh!
08:48Ugh!
08:49Richie, this is too much.
08:51You're right.
08:52The rear boosters must be overpowered.
08:54No, man, not the skates. You!
08:57What do you mean?
08:58The robot, the zap caps, all this stuff.
09:01I mean, all of a sudden, you're Brainiac the Maniac.
09:04So I'm a little smarter than most people. What's the big deal?
09:06A little?
09:08The Department of Defense couldn't think up most of this stuff.
09:11Well, they don't have to. I already thought it up for them.
09:15Focus, Richie.
09:16Remember when you said your head felt like it was on fire?
09:19Well, maybe you were right, because something's really cooking up there.
09:23I do feel different lately.
09:25I think faster. A lot faster.
09:28Sometimes I can't stop thinking.
09:29Sometimes it's like my thoughts are thinking thoughts.
09:31See? I just thought that.
09:32It's like ideas are exploding in my head.
09:34Does it look bigger? It does, doesn't it?
09:36Cranial perimeter is definitely expanding.
09:38Oh, no.
09:39You look fine.
09:41Fine? I'm having some kind of strain on the brain breakdown.
09:44I could be going crazy. I...
09:46Rich.
09:46You know what I think?
09:47I think maybe you're becoming a bang-bang.
09:54That doesn't make any sense.
09:56Why am I changing now?
09:58I don't know.
09:59Late boomer, maybe?
10:00I mean, other bangers had delayed reactions.
10:02But I wasn't even at the Big Bang.
10:04Yeah, but you were with me right after I got gassed.
10:07And my clothes reaped it of stuff.
10:09Maybe that's how you got infected, and it's been dormant in you all this time.
10:12What do you think?
10:13It's as good a theory as we got right now.
10:22When he's not at school, he mostly hangs around comic shops and an old gas station.
10:27That's his running buddy.
10:29Virgil Hawkins.
10:30Hairstyle look familiar?
10:32A lot of dogs wear their hair that way.
10:34Not a lot of dogs who hang out with Foley.
10:36He's about the right size.
10:39You think this guy could be static?
10:41Let's find out for sure.
10:46Hey, Virg.
10:47Hey, Dez.
10:48Listen, do you think Richie would tutor me in chemistry?
10:51What about me?
10:52I'm the chemistry kid.
10:53Yeah, but you didn't ace the final like Richie.
10:55He did?
10:57Sweet.
10:57You'd think.
10:59But he didn't seem very happy about it.
11:05Yo, bro.
11:07What's that?
11:07Plans for a particle accelerator?
11:10Yeah.
11:12I was kidding.
11:14Hey, man, why so down?
11:15Isn't it fun being a super brain?
11:17I guess.
11:18It's just, how come I couldn't get a cool power like super strength or laser vision?
11:24Laser vision?
11:25How am I supposed to fight super villains?
11:27Think them into submission?
11:28All I can be is your mega mechanic.
11:31You're not just...
11:32What's up?
11:33Does it need a recharge or something?
11:35No.
11:36He's detected a metahuman.
11:51Vergil!
11:55Vergil!
11:57What are you doing?
11:58Stay away from him!
12:00I'm taking your friend Static.
12:03You're wrong.
12:04He's not Static.
12:07He's not Static.
12:18Desperate times call for desperate measures.
12:21Desperate times call for desperate measures.
12:43Desperate times call for desperate measures.
12:45Desperate times call for desperate measures.
12:49Desperate times call for desperate measures.
12:52There goes everything.
12:55Ends call theES!
12:57everything. Ends
12:59ofs call for desperate measures. Two guards.
13:31We're dead.
13:42Huh?
13:46Sharon always said I was going to end up in one of these.
13:55Hey!
13:56Let me out of here!
13:59Fine, be that way.
14:00I'll let myself out.
14:03Maybe that's what they want me to do.
14:09Thought for sure he was going to blow the door down.
14:12He still might.
14:13Wait and see.
14:26Sorry, I'm still working on the brakes.
14:28I'm still working on the brakes.
14:30I'm still working on the brakes.
14:53Don't worry.
14:55I'm here to save you.
14:57Say what?
14:58I'm already inside.
14:59It's the old Judy Hall.
15:04I'm still working on the brakes.
15:06I'm still working on the brakes.
15:07Lucky move.
15:08Think you can do it again?
15:17What was that?
15:20Probably Bigfoot tripping over his own feet again.
15:23Hmm.
15:24Check it out.
15:31Hey Sasquatch.
15:33What's all the racket?
15:35Kangor?
15:43You're not Kangor, are you?
15:46Gotcha!
15:47Huh?
15:48Nope.
15:50Got you.
15:57We'll talk later.
15:58No.
16:06Virgil, you're right.
16:08Ebon's got a camera on you.
16:09Act naturally.
16:11I think I can take it out.
16:47Richie, what's going on?
16:49Where are you?
16:54Right here, V-Man.
16:56Quiet.
16:57They might be watching.
16:58They are watching.
17:00Reruns.
17:01I had Backpack manipulate a loop of you, which is feeding into Ebon's monitor right now.
17:06Nice.
17:08One funky, fresh, superhero costume.
17:24The problem on...
17:25We've been ambushed.
17:27What?
17:28By who?
17:29We're still working that out.
17:31I want to tag him robbing the boy wonder.
17:33Uh, no.
17:34See?
17:35It's a work in progress.
17:38So we had the wrong guy.
17:40Doesn't matter.
17:41We got you now.
17:43May I?
17:44You've already done so much.
17:48No.
17:53No.
17:55No.
17:55No.
17:55No.
17:55Come on.
17:55No.
17:57No.
18:04No.
18:05No.
18:05No.
18:06No.
18:06No.
18:11No.
18:12No.
18:14No.
18:14No.
18:15No.
18:15Done it without you.
18:16Oh yeah!
18:18Yeah...
18:18Yeah!
18:22We...
18:23Weed the Roll Out!
18:23With my Pooh!
18:24Me and my dog, the...
18:25And it's startin' to worry.
18:27Still gotta come up with a superhero handle.
18:29How about hardware?
18:32I think somebody's usin' it.
18:34Steel?
18:37Well, it's gotta say something about all this gear I got.
18:40Gear?
18:41What about that?
18:43Gear.
18:48MetaHuman known as Hotstreak on Rampage at 52nd and Main. Request backup.
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